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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Misty on February 11, 2013, 07:06:52 PM

Title: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2013, 07:06:52 PM
For ages now my I and L keys stick and either repeat or appear randomly within words. Every time I post I have to go back over the words to delete all the extra letters. I am explainiing (see) this because I can't be arsed anymore and don't want you all to think Ii (again) can't spell and am a complete mong. So from now on if random letters appear, forgive me.

Thank you for your time.
   M T x  x
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 07:59:22 PM
For ages now my I and L keys stick and either repeat or appear randomly within words. Every time I post I have to go back over the words to delete all the extra letters. I am explainiing (see) this because I can't be arsed anymore and don't want you all to think Ii (again) can't spell and am a complete mong. So from now on if random letters appear, forgive me.

Thank you for your time.
   M T x  x

Does Apey use your PC like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 08:10:22 PM
For ages now my I and L keys stick and either repeat or appear randomly within words. Every time I post I have to go back over the words to delete all the extra letters. I am explainiing (see) this because I can't be arsed anymore and don't want you all to think Ii (again) can't spell and am a complete mong. So from now on if random letters appear, forgive me.

Thank you for your time.
   M T x  x

Does Apey use your PC like...?  whistle:

Oh noes..............but ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 08:12:35 PM
For ages now my I and L keys stick and either repeat or appear randomly within words. Every time I post I have to go back over the words to delete all the extra letters. I am explainiing (see) this because I can't be arsed anymore and don't want you all to think Ii (again) can't spell and am a complete mong. So from now on if random letters appear, forgive me.

Thank you for your time.
   M T x  x

Does Apey use your PC like...?  whistle:

Oh noes..............but ............ rubschin:

Ezackly...  ::)
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 08:15:22 PM
Today she found bits of cheese on the keyboard ............and do not mention the wine on my laptop........ cussing:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 08:18:28 PM
Today she found bits of cheese on the keyboard ............and do not mention the wine on my laptop........ cussing:

Willy cheese...?  sick2:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2013, 09:12:50 PM
Today she found bits of cheese on the keyboard ............and do not mention the wine on my laptop........ cussing:

Willy cheese...?  sick2:

hallloumi.  ::) you child.
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 09:16:48 PM
AFFS

She asked me why her keyboard was sticky...............I told her it was ice cream..........














Having you ever tried wanking whilst eating an ice cream............
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Pirate on February 11, 2013, 09:43:16 PM
Last time I had a sticky key was when the jam dripped out of the doughnut onto the keyboard...
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
Hate to ask a serious question but does this iiiiii and llllll happen if you plug a different keyboard into one of the USB ports?

If not try liberal washing of sticky keyboard with isopropyl alcohol - dirt cheap.  If it still does though pour same alcohol on PC in larger quantities and strike a match - well take a back up first

My keyboard keeps missing letters out, make me look stupid but then . . . . .
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Pirate on February 11, 2013, 09:52:25 PM
Is this the alcohol that Barman serves...
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2013, 09:54:39 PM
fraid not, Amazon sell it in cans.  Maybe that's what Barman has been passing off as Gin

Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Pirate on February 11, 2013, 09:56:38 PM
Or Voddy...
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2013, 10:13:29 PM
I think Miss D would have had his particles on toast if he'd tried that with the Voddy

Seriously though isopropyl does rescue a lot of keyboards
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 10:15:43 PM
I think Miss D would have had his particles on toast if he'd tried that with the Voddy

Seriously though isopropyl does rescue a lot of keyboards

WWo8ked o7 mi7e too....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 10:18:23 PM
Seriously though isopropyl does rescue a lot of keyboards

Don't forget smoking also cures kippers.
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
Seriously though isopropyl does rescue a lot of keyboards

Don't forget smoking also cures kippers.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2013, 10:59:37 PM
drumroll:
indeed

DS kills keyboards, well nearly,  Was in mid gulp when the penny finally dropped on that one
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 11:02:46 PM
drumroll:
indeed

DS kills keyboards, well nearly,  Was in mid gulp when the penny finally dropped on that one

Don't eat coins........... noooo:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 05:58:53 AM
I have a mahoosive can of isopropyl alcohol!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Just One More on February 12, 2013, 06:08:31 AM
I have a bottle of it in the office. Wonderful smell.  cloud9:

If H & S knew they'd have stickers on the cupboard doors, locks on the cupboard door, restricted area signs outside, and I'd have to go on a one day course to handle it  noooo:

Title: Re: Sticky iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 06:12:45 AM
I have a bottle of it in the office. Wonderful smell.  cloud9:

If H & S knew they'd have stickers on the cupboard doors, locks on the cupboard door, restricted area signs outside, and I'd have to go on a one day course to handle it  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I use it as a liquid swimming pool cover...  Thumbs: