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Title: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2013, 10:33:58 AM: First this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21469526 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21469526) scared2:

then this scared2: scared2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863)

NickSick
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2013, 10:38:33 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2013, 10:33:58 AM
First this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21469526 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21469526) scared2:

then this scared2: scared2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863)

NickSick

Is Uranus safe?
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 15, 2013, 01:31:38 PM: Is that Croydon? rubschin:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 02:20:27 PM: As as long as the death order starts with ages 75, 79, 87, 97 and 99 so my last words can be Bingo then I fear not.

I really ought to make a more impressive bucket list
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 02:34:48 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 02:20:27 PM
As as long as the death order starts with ages 75, 79, 87, 97 and 99 so my last words can be Bingo then I fear not.

I really ought to make a more impressive bucket list

There is a thread on here about bucket list............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 05:10:38 PM: Ta there's two! I discover

this one (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9605.msg290465#msg290465) has better pictures

Just 15 minutes to asteroid time scared:. On the whole though I preferred space invaders
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:12:13 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:10:38 PM
There's two! I discover

this one (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9605.msg290465#msg290465) has better pictures

Just 15 minutes to asteroid time scared:. On the whole though I preferred space invaders

Have a drink like.... eastdrink048
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 05:13:27 PM: OK how's about that pint of JD in a beer glass I've long promised meself
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Misty on February 15, 2013, 05:17:59 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:10:38 PM
There's two! I discover

this one (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9605.msg290465#msg290465) has better pictures

Just 15 minutes to asteroid time scared:. On the whole though I preferred space invaders

Have a drink like.... eastdrink048

you don't need to tell me twice. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:22:38 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:10:38 PM
Ta there's two! I discover

this one (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9605.msg290465#msg290465) has better pictures

Just 15 minutes to asteroid time scared:. On the whole though I preferred space invaders

Argh! Banghead

Just searched for 'free space invader game'... that's me keyboard fucked then.... noooo:

Missile Command was betterer... whistle:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 05:27:54 PM: happy001

bit of a cock up on the timing front here redface:. Two more hours of sheer terror to go
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:31:16 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:27:54 PM
happy001

bit of a cock up on the timing front here redface:. Two more hours of sheer terror to go

More drinking time........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM: That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Misty on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 05:46:05 PM: Maybe, see if the resulting Keith Richards impression gets me barred

No wait, all is safe. Barman even waters down the JD. I am perficklid soberised
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:48:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

How old is Steve then........... rubschin:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Misty on February 15, 2013, 05:50:20 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

If we're all gonna die I don't mind getting a round in. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:52:18 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

How old is Steve then........... rubschin:

doh:

Anyhooo....

On a serious note, I thought NASA was supposed to spend a squillionteen Dollars every year tracking these things.... why was there no warning...? rubschin:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:55:19 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:52:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

How old is Steve then........... rubschin:

doh:

Anyhooo....

On a serious note, I thought NASA was supposed to spend a squillionteen Dollars every year tracking these things.... why was there no warning...? rubschin:

There was, Nick told us,,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:59:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:55:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:52:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

How old is Steve then........... rubschin:

doh:

Anyhooo....

On a serious note, I thought NASA was supposed to spend a squillionteen Dollars every year tracking these things.... why was there no warning...? rubschin:

There was, Nick told us,,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:

Oh christus - if it is down to Nick???? eastdrink048
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 06:23:43 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

How old is Steve then........... rubschin:
Not old enough to be on a CDB card! Old enough to have watched United get relegated that awful season. First to guess right can have a drink on me.
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2013, 06:29:46 PM: Some excellent footage of the meteorite on Skynews this evening (http://news.sky.com/story/1052514/meteorite-shower-hits-russia-injuring-over-900)
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 06:30:05 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
That's the terrifying bit. Even seen me after downing a pint of JD wot I stupidly ordered? No, no one has. Be afrit be very afrit

scared2:
Do you want another though? :thumbsup:

Misty is paying as she got a number up in CDB! Thumbs:

How old is Steve then........... rubschin:
Not old enough to be on a CDB card! Old enough to have watched United get relegated that awful season. First to guess right can have a drink on me.

This is about football is it...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 06:32:56 PM: Nh, that'd be bad form like
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 06:37:38 PM: Are we going to be able to see this monster from space then ey....as it approaches us at 17,000mph apparently? eeek:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2013, 07:00:27 PM: So they say in the article Nick linked to (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863)
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:02:41 PM: Quote from: Just One More on February 15, 2013, 07:00:27 PM
So they say in the article Nick linked to (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863)

Am watching the live stream.... cloud9:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 07:14:47 PM: Should a chunk break off and impact totally destroying somewhere we know. Where do we want that to be?

Blackpool?
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:16:54 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 07:14:47 PM
Should a chunk break off and impact totally destroying somewhere we know. Where do we want that to be?

Blackpool?

Where is Nick...? rubschin:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 07:17:39 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 07:14:47 PM
Should a chunk break off and impact totally destroying somewhere we know. Where do we want that to be?

Blackpool?

The Jeremy Kyle studios..........or any z-list type programme........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Misty on February 15, 2013, 07:20:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:02:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 15, 2013, 07:00:27 PM
So they say in the article Nick linked to (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863)

Am watching the live stream.... cloud9:

how?
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:21:41 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 07:20:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:02:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 15, 2013, 07:00:27 PM
So they say in the article Nick linked to (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863)

Am watching the live stream.... cloud9:

how?

On the link in that link... ::)
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 07:24:52 PM: Sorry Blackpoolians, I take it back

Is that live coverage (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21479163) dull or what. Couldn't they have got Bruce Willis to put a camera on the actual thing
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:32:10 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 07:24:52 PM
Sorry Blackpoolians, I take it back

Is that live coverage (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21479163) dull or what. Couldn't they have got Bruce Willis to put a camera on the actual thing

Boring as fuck... ::)

...and we need to know how big it was in double-decker buses and football pitches! cussing:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 07:44:36 PM: Agggggggghh, bastards. It's missed us. Banghead
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:46:25 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 07:44:36 PM
Agggggggghh, bastards. It's missed us. Banghead

sad24:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2013, 07:48:37 PM: Comment allegedly posted on BBC website earlier

Quote
8000 page dossier on its way to the UN explaining why "Las 2012 DA14" always has and always will be an "integral part of Argentine territory", as 17,000 miles clearly makes it part of the Argentine continental shelf.
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 07:50:28 PM: Quote from: SteveK on February 15, 2013, 07:48:37 PM
Comment allegedly posted on BBC website earlier

Quote
8000 page dossier on its way to the UN explaining why "Las 2012 DA14" always has and always will be an "integral part of Argentine territory", as 17,000 miles clearly makes it part of the Argentine continental shelf.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: GROWLER on February 17, 2013, 01:11:30 PM: The 10-ton meteor that caused chaos and devastation when it exploded over the Ural mountains could have struck Britain if the timing had been slightly different, scientists have said.

No friggin' shit ey Sherlock!? eeek: Shocked:

Well it friggin' didn't, so SHUT TF up you useless gormless headling seeking tossers. evil:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2013, 01:13:52 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on February 17, 2013, 01:11:30 PM
The 10-ton meteor that caused chaos and devastation when it exploded over the Ural mountains could have struck Britain if the timing had been slightly different, scientists have said.

No friggin' shit ey Sherlock!? eeek: Shocked:

Well it friggin' didn't, so SHUT TF up you useless gormless headling seeking tossers. evil:

Quite right - what utter wank.... noooo:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2014, 03:15:11 PM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536378/UK-weather-Ongoing-rain-joined-sub-zero-temperatures-snow-weekend.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536378/UK-weather-Ongoing-rain-joined-sub-zero-temperatures-snow-weekend.html)

scared2: scared2:

I will be snowed in sad24:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2014, 03:18:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:15:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536378/UK-weather-Ongoing-rain-joined-sub-zero-temperatures-snow-weekend.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536378/UK-weather-Ongoing-rain-joined-sub-zero-temperatures-snow-weekend.html)

scared2: scared2:

I will be snowed in sad24:

Check the boiler...... whistle:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2014, 03:28:36 PM: I have an guarantee cloud9:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2014, 03:36:51 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:28:36 PM
I have an guarantee cloud9:
They have an long list of loopholes. whistle:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2014, 03:42:48 PM: It is a Werstershire boiler rubschin:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2014, 03:44:32 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:42:48 PM
It is a Werstershire boiler rubschin:
"Left over from a Council job"?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbealing.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F04%2Fscrap-metal-theft.jpg&hash=20c704b217a6dcfbc4726a71e70df98a3753b0ae)
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2014, 03:46:02 PM: Tipsy assured me her cousins were reliable cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2014, 06:19:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:46:02 PM
Tipsy assured me her cousins were reliable cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

lol:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: boogs on January 09, 2014, 06:41:03 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:46:02 PM
Tipsy assured me her cousins were reliable cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 10:55:14 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:42:48 PM
It is a Werstershire boiler rubschin:

As in werst boiler in the shire? rubschin:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2014, 10:57:38 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 10:55:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:42:48 PM
It is a Werstershire boiler rubschin:

As in werst boiler in the shire? rubschin:

drumroll:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 06:03:52 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 10:55:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:42:48 PM
It is a Werstershire boiler rubschin:

As in werst boiler in the shire? rubschin:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2014, 06:31:44 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 10:55:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 03:42:48 PM
It is a Werstershire boiler rubschin:

As in werst boiler in the shire? rubschin:

lol: lol: