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Title: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 08:47:15 PM: I get the emergency pizza and wot happens?

I burn my lower lip on hot cheese cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I look like that David Dickinson cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

How old is he? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 08:49:16 PM: Lower lip...........HTF do you eat......... eeek:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 09:05:39 PM: UPSIDE DOWN. I've put some cream on now like :thumbsup:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fid2hljyen%2Fdicky1.jpg&hash=da5a6053f5ab5d6f4c1bc120de6a7abde813f799) (http://postimage.org/image/id2hljyen/)
eeek:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2013, 09:29:01 PM: What sort of 'cream' like...?
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2013, 09:31:22 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 18, 2013, 08:47:15 PM
I get the emergency pizza and wot happens?

I burn my lower lip on hot cheese cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I look like that David Dickinson cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

How old is he? rubschin:

He is deep crust noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 09:32:40 PM: I could understand top lip or roof of your mouth .........did it only have cooking instructions and not eating ones........ noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2013, 06:07:43 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
I could understand top lip or roof of your mouth .........did it only have cooking instructions and not eating ones........ noooo:

He prolly left the plastic film on it... noooo:

Anyhooo... handy new thread for Wednesday like! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Misty on February 19, 2013, 02:04:54 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2013, 06:07:43 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
I could understand top lip or roof of your mouth .........did it only have cooking instructions and not eating ones........ noooo:

He prolly left the plastic film on it... noooo:

Anyhooo... handy new thread for Wednesday like! Thumbs:

dont tempt fate. when it comes to stupid injuries I am Nick and shall claim my fiver tomorrow.
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2013, 02:35:33 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 19, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2013, 06:07:43 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
I could understand top lip or roof of your mouth .........did it only have cooking instructions and not eating ones........ noooo:

He prolly left the plastic film on it... noooo:

Anyhooo... handy new thread for Wednesday like! Thumbs:

dont tempt fate. when it comes to stupid injuries I am Nick and shall claim my fiver tomorrow.

Sinister:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Misty on February 19, 2013, 02:43:00 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2013, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 19, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2013, 06:07:43 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
I could understand top lip or roof of your mouth .........did it only have cooking instructions and not eating ones........ noooo:

He prolly left the plastic film on it... noooo:

Anyhooo... handy new thread for Wednesday like! Thumbs:

dont tempt fate. when it comes to stupid injuries I am Nick and shall claim my fiver tomorrow.

Sinister:

I can't get my camera to work. noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2013, 02:47:12 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 19, 2013, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2013, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 19, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2013, 06:07:43 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
I could understand top lip or roof of your mouth .........did it only have cooking instructions and not eating ones........ noooo:

He prolly left the plastic film on it... noooo:

Anyhooo... handy new thread for Wednesday like! Thumbs:

dont tempt fate. when it comes to stupid injuries I am Nick and shall claim my fiver tomorrow.

Sinister:

I can't get my camera to work. noooo:

Mine werks! Thumbs:

I'll have a memory card in it this time too - unlike last time.... redface:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2013, 02:51:31 PM: My lip is worserer. I now look like Mick Jagger sad24:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Misty on February 19, 2013, 02:53:36 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2013, 02:51:31 PM
My lip is worserer. I now look like Mick Jagger sad24:

pics please
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2013, 04:07:50 PM: Of what? eeek:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2013, 04:14:03 PM: Foggy punishes apey and BM for destroying the pizzas Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 07:30:52 AM: I am all bruised today.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2013, 08:48:20 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2013, 02:51:31 PM
My lip is worserer. I now look like Mick Jagger sad24:

More like Micky Take
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 08:49:26 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2013, 08:48:20 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2013, 02:51:31 PM
My lip is worserer. I now look like Mick Jagger sad24:

More like Micky Take

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Misty on February 22, 2013, 12:57:34 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 07:30:52 AM
I am all bruised today.... rubschin:

I have pulled my calf muscles teaching you how to tango.
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2013, 01:11:04 PM: NickSick

You need someone to give you a massage like angel1
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:11:54 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 22, 2013, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 07:30:52 AM
I am all bruised today.... rubschin:

I have pulled my calf muscles teaching you how to tango.

And I am all bruised from it... and my knee hurts.... cry:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM: I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:34:35 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

eeek:

There is chocolate all over the pillows... ::)
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Misty on February 22, 2013, 01:40:43 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

eeek:

There is chocolate all over the pillows... ::)

apey did ask me yesterday if I ate them. Clearly we just slept on them. noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2013, 01:52:06 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

eeek:

There is chocolate all over the pillows... ::)

Are you sure it is chocolate? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 02:34:23 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 22, 2013, 01:40:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

eeek:

There is chocolate all over the pillows... ::)

apey did ask me yesterday if I ate them. Clearly we just slept on them. noooo:

Yes, they are a great big gooey mess... prolly all in yer hair too... noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2013, 02:42:24 PM: My lip is nearly betterer like :thumbsup: I pulled the scab off and chucked it outside. A bird ate it sick2:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 02:43:51 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 02:42:24 PM
My lip is nearly betterer like :thumbsup: I pulled the scab off and chucked it outside. A bird ate it sick2:

Poor bird.... noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 04:16:41 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 22, 2013, 01:40:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

eeek:

There is chocolate all over the pillows... ::)

apey did ask me yesterday if I ate them. Clearly we just slept on them. noooo:

Yes, they are a great big gooey mess... prolly all in yer hair too... noooo:

Dishwasher........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 05:03:24 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 04:16:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 22, 2013, 01:40:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

eeek:

There is chocolate all over the pillows... ::)

apey did ask me yesterday if I ate them. Clearly we just slept on them. noooo:

Yes, they are a great big gooey mess... prolly all in yer hair too... noooo:

Dishwasher........... :thumbsup:

Sorted.... whistle:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:19:19 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

Shocked:

Sorry, wrong glasses. redface:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 06:22:55 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:19:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

Shocked:

Sorry, wrong glasses. redface:

;D did you read shin............ whistle:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:24:04 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:19:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
I have a cut on my chin........... rubschin:

Shocked:

Sorry, wrong glasses. redface:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Just One More on February 22, 2013, 06:49:00 PM: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:51:19 PM: Oh my poor knee.... noooo:
Title: Re: Pizza related injuries
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2013, 02:20:29 PM: Is Miss T out of the dishwasher yet?

Oh and I have cold legs. evil: