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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on February 22, 2013, 12:27:53 PM
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Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.
Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.
We'll start out with a 'bank' of say rubschin: 100snotters each, and then you can place you imaginary bet on here before the race, simples!
Post the result up after, and we'll see who makes the most profit, only I'll problee need a bit of help, 'cus I don't even understand the 'odds' tbqh....unless they're ded simple ones like, like 2/1 etc.
Wotchya! :thumbsup:
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ANd the winner is..........................................Uncle :thumbsup:
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Sounds good Growler. :thumbsup:
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No beef jokes btw. ::)
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Dunno where to start now!! lol:
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I'm going for the tasty lickle number 'Barenger' at Sandown, 1:45 cloud9:
Seems to be 5/2 at the mo like, so if I place a tenner on it that'll give me £4 if it wins...i think? confused:
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What are the roolz, like?
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What are the roolz, like?
Just do a imaginary bet of your own choice from todays meetings (racing post iis good), and then just go back in there later to see if it wun like. Werk yer winnings out if you can confused:, and post them on 'ere like!
You can do an e/w bet to cover yu arse even if you want, but it starts getting complicated then I think?
You've got to post yer selection on here BEFORE the race though, or it doesn't count like. noooo:
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Double six :thumbsup:
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I'm going for the tasty lickle number 'Barenger' at Sandown, 1:45 cloud9:
Seems to be 5/2 at the mo like, so if I place a tenner on it that'll give me £4 if it wins...i think? confused:
Nope, 25 quid plus your tenner back. Thumbs:
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Can I bet 10 snotters that the rules will get complecated?
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I'm going for the tasty lickle number 'Barenger' at Sandown, 1:45 cloud9:
Seems to be 5/2 at the mo like, so if I place a tenner on it that'll give me £4 if it wins...i think? confused:
Nope, 25 quid plus your tenner back. Thumbs:
Oh. redface:
See what I mean? redface:
Soon as it goes off whatever to 1, I'm goosed. redface:
We/I need tuition.
Yu stakes back don't count btw, just profit.
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Can I bet 10 snotters that the rules will get complecated?
No you turnip headed goon. It's just like a betting shop in here, but without having to stand there with fat sweaty bearded council teneants, spending their DSS handouts looking at screens and newspapers and stuff. :thumbsup:
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Double six :thumbsup:
Who? confused:
Is that your selection?
Where and when like?
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5/2 .....divide the first number by the second number ...... giving you 2 & 1/2 to one.
A tenner at 2 1/2 to 1 gives you 25 snotters, plus you get your stake back. Thumbs:
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I'vr given up serious betting ~ it's a mugs game. Just have a little flutter on the Channel 4 racing on a Saturday now.
These rolz ~ I take it we use the SP (starting prince) like.
And wot about place betting?
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Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? cussing:
Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... eveilgrin:
So, what is the house cut? cloud9:
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I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)
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16:00 Sandown
Spanish Arch ...currently 8/1
10 snotters to win. :thumbsup:
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I'vr given up serious betting ~ it's a mugs game. Just have a little flutter on the Channel 4 racing on a Saturday now.
These rolz ~ I take it we use the SP (starting prince) like.
And wot about place betting?
This is not going well noooo:
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I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)
In the same race a fiver each way on Sir Fredlot (currently 16/1)
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Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? cussing:
Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... eveilgrin:
So, what is the house cut? cloud9:
An imaginary 10% :thumbsup:
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Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? cussing:
Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... eveilgrin:
So, what is the house cut? cloud9:
An imaginary 10% :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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I'vr given up serious betting ~ it's a mugs game. Just have a little flutter on the Channel 4 racing on a Saturday now.
These rolz ~ I take it we use the SP (starting prince) like.
And wot about place betting?
This is not going well noooo:
Well it was UNTIL you stuck yu hoof in. ::)
It is going well you eejit. It's simple.
Just post yu results in here tonight like, and how much munny yuv wun, and keep adding wins or subtracting losses each day.
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17:30 Wolverhampton
Athaakeel ten snotters on the win (currently 4/1)
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Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? cussing:
Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... eveilgrin:
So, what is the house cut? cloud9:
An imaginary 10% :thumbsup:
cloud9:
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Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? cussing:
Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... eveilgrin:
So, what is the house cut? cloud9:
Stumbling again........ noooo:
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No you turnip headed goon. . . .
So I've gone up in your world like smile:
Can we bet on dogs should we not like cowhorse racing?
And which beting emporium's odds are we using to work out virtual winnings.
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Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? cussing:
Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... eveilgrin:
So, what is the house cut? cloud9:
Stumbling again........ noooo:
redface:
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Last one today.
15:05 Lingfield
Comadoir (currently 8/1) fiver each way.
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Last one today.
15:05 Lingfield
Comadoir (currently 8/1) fiver each way.
You blowing yu whole bank in one go then like? eeek:
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Last one today.
15:05 Lingfield
Comadoir (currently 8/1) fiver each way.
You blowing yu whole bank in one go then like? eeek:
He's known for that......... whistle:
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Last one today.
15:05 Lingfield
Comadoir (currently 8/1) fiver each way.
You blowing yu whole bank in one go then like? eeek:
It is only forty quid.
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Last one today.
15:05 Lingfield
Comadoir (currently 8/1) fiver each way.
You blowing yu whole bank in one go then like? eeek:
It is only forty quid.
So 60 snotters left, and if you lose............... sad32:
You drop out if you blow the lot btw, and the winner is the last one standing.
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Hang on a minute ~ I wanna do a Yankee ..... just need tp work it out before they're orf like.
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Hang on a minute ~ I wanna do a Yankee ..... just need tp work it out before they're orf like.
I'm losing the plot 'ere now. ::)
I mean, can't you talk proper English like?
WTF's a bloody yankee when it's at 'ome like? Banghead
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Me 'orse in the 1:45 at Sandown didn't even come in the top bastard THREE FFS! Banghead
I'm therefore down to 90 snotters already. Angry9:
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This is still not going well noooo:
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The roolz are simple, but so was me 'orse it seems. evil:
Stoopid game this. Banghead
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point:
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The roolz are simple, but so was me 'orse it seems. evil:
Stoopid game this. Banghead
Not stupid game but rules is going to be a bit complecated like wot I said
I suggest 3 new rules
- no clever dick bets like Yankees, coomulators and each way
- odds are as posted in BBC results
- no dog or cow racing etc
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The roolz are simple, but so was me 'orse it seems. evil:
Stoopid game this. Banghead
Not stupid game but rules is going to be a bit complecated like wot I said
I suggest 3 new rules
- no clever dick bets like Yankees, coomulators and each way
- odds are as posted in BBC results
- no dog or cow racing etc
Cow racing you say?
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Snail Racing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRhWS6gmT4Q#ws)
whistle:
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I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)
whistle:
SP 7/1 £5 each way nets me £43.75 which, plus me original stake like, gives me a current pot of £153.75
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I told him Uncle would win Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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How did Baldy do.......... rubschin:
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Much more to the point how can you open a virtual bookmakers and not know the basics of betting? Banghead
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Yankee
A wager on four selections and consisting of 11 separate bets: 6 doubles, 4 trebles and a fourfold accumulator. A minimum two selections must win to gain a return.
But then thinking back over years of anguish over Growler's VAT returns it was always a forlorn hope anyway. sadsmiley30:
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Yankee
A wager on four selections and consisting of 11 separate bets: 6 doubles, 4 trebles and a fourfold accumulator. A minimum two selections must win to gain a return.
But then thinking back over years of anguish over Growler's VAT returns it was always a forlorn hope anyway. sadsmiley30:
Don't mention the VAT! scared2:
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Yankee
A wager on four selections and consisting of 11 separate bets: 6 doubles, 4 trebles and a fourfold accumulator. A minimum two selections must win to gain a return.
But then thinking back over years of anguish over Growler's VAT returns it was always a forlorn hope anyway. sadsmiley30:
Don't mention the VAT! scared2:
Ahhhhhh, THE V.A.T. cloud9:
1/4 ends next week, and i may need some helpful advice from you's...again. :thumbsup:
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Yankee
A wager on four selections and consisting of 11 separate bets: 6 doubles, 4 trebles and a fourfold accumulator. A minimum two selections must win to gain a return.
But then thinking back over years of anguish over Growler's VAT returns it was always a forlorn hope anyway. sadsmiley30:
Oh, I see. All crystal clear now. :thumbsup:
WTF? noooo: Shrugs:
Don't they do a anna log version of it like please? whistle:
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Car bingo was better............ noooo:
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Yankee
A wager on four selections and consisting of 11 separate bets: 6 doubles, 4 trebles and a fourfold accumulator. A minimum two selections must win to gain a return.
But then thinking back over years of anguish over Growler's VAT returns it was always a forlorn hope anyway. sadsmiley30:
Don't mention the VAT! scared2:
Ahhhhhh, THE V.A.T. cloud9:
1/4 ends next week, and i may need some helpful advice from you's...again. :thumbsup:
Easy now it is 20%! Thumbs:
Be even easier when they up it to 100%... noooo:
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Car bingo was better............ noooo:
Died a peacful death that one ey? whistle:
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So who is winning today.......... rubschin:
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So who is winning today.......... rubschin:
UM I think.
Did the bald twat post his results? rubschin:
I piggin' lost. ::)
Nowt new there then. ::)
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Much more to the point how can you open a virtual bookmakers and not know the basics of betting? Banghead
Most excellent question, with an equally fantastic answer.
Dunno chief. Shrugs:
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So who is winning today.......... rubschin:
UM I think.
Did the bald twat post his results? rubschin:
I piggin' lost. ::)
Nowt new there then. ::)
Thought you were checking all this stuff............ rubschin:
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So who is winning today.......... rubschin:
UM I think.
Did the bald twat post his results? rubschin:
I piggin' lost. ::)
Nowt new there then. ::)
Thought you were checking all this stuff............ rubschin:
OK, O piggin K.
Just checked, and he hasn't posted his results, which problee means he lost the lot! :thumbsup:
So, on my reckoning, UM is in the lead, with me following up close behind.
I'm gonna wipe the floor with him tomozo though, you watch and learn. eveilgrin:
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You should check his results......... whistle:
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You should check his results......... whistle:
...and wipe his big fat bald arse too p'raps? ::)
3:55 at Chepstow today.
Whitby Jack is going to storm home. :thumbsup:
Tenner e/w.
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You should check his results......... whistle:
I just have ~ Nothing. Best was Athaakell in the 5:30 at Wolverhampton, came second but as Baldy put his tenner on the nose whistle:
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You should check his results......... whistle:
I just have ~ Nothing. Best was Athaakell in the 5:30 at Wolverhampton, came second but as Baldy put his tenner on the nose whistle:
Hehe! point:
Told him not to blow so much dosh in one go.
Just you and me so far then ey UM? cloud9:
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The winner will be the one who takes the virtual £100 and keeps it in their virtual pocket.
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I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)
whistle:
SP 7/1 £5 each way nets me £43.75 which, plus me original stake like, gives me a current pot of £153.75
I just noted me maths was wrong redface: ~ forgot to drop the original pot to £90 so I currently only have a pot of £143.75
Today it's £10 to win on VASCO DU RONCERAY in the 2:05 at Kempton
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I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)
whistle:
SP 7/1 £5 each way nets me £43.75 which, plus me original stake like, gives me a current pot of £153.75
I just noted me maths was wrong redface: ~ forgot to drop the original pot to £90 so I currently only have a pot of £143.75
Today it's £10 to win on VASCO DU RONCERAY in the 2:05 at Kempton
Thought you got yer stake back on a winner? confused:
Good fun this though ey UM?
Far far better than those stoopid games the others make up ey? ::)
THIS is well PROPER stuff. :thumbsup:
WE have results EVERY day!
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I did get my stake back, but of course I only had £90 in the pot before the race.
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Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.
Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.
We'll start out with a 'bank' of say rubschin: 100snotters each,
But....? confused:
Am I missin' summat 'ere?
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Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.
Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.
We'll start out with a 'bank' of say rubschin: 100snotters each,
But....? confused:
Am I missin' summat 'ere?
No mong .............he forgot he used a tenner to place the bet .........so added his winning(with stake ) to 100 snotters..............
simples........ :thumbsup:
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Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.
Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.
We'll start out with a 'bank' of say rubschin: 100snotters each,
But....? confused:
Am I missin' summat 'ere?
No mong .............he forgot he used a tenner to place the bet .........so added his winning(with stake ) to 100 snotters..............
simples........ :thumbsup:
Just WHO the FUCK are you calling a MONG ey, TWAT FACE? Angry9:
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Getting a bit rowdy in here eeek:
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Getting a bit rowdy in here eeek:
Ahhhh, ignore 'em UM.
This is the trouble with these places. You do tend to get the lower end of the social ladder bulldozing their way around sometimes.
I've got me bat to twat anyone else that's starts gettin' lippy with me like. eveilgrin:
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I was helping to explain ........ cussing:
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I was helping to explain ........ cussing:
But you called me a MONG FFS!
Only Moaniomondo can call that, usually towrds BM granted, oh, and only BM can call that too, to the resident and 100% pure mong...NICK! :thumbsup:
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Anyway, VASCO DU RONCERAY pipped at the post Banghead
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Anyway, VASCO DU RONCERAY pipped at the post Banghead
Oh dear. happy100
Soz about that. lol:
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Oiseau de Nuit, in the 3.20 at Chepstow.
£10 on the nose please!
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Oiseau de Nuit, in the 3.20 at Chepstow.
£10 on the nose please!
Welcome to the new GROWLER Bet'ouse! cloud9:
You a nice person btw? angel1
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Oiseau de Nuit, in the 3.20 at Chepstow.
£10 on the nose please!
Welcome to the new GROWLER Bet'ouse! cloud9:
You a nice person btw? angel1
Yes, in a small way :thumbsup:
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Oiseau de Nuit, in the 3.20 at Chepstow.
£10 on the nose please!
Welcome to the new GROWLER Bet'ouse! cloud9:
You a nice person btw? angel1
Yes, in a small way :thumbsup:
Oh goody.
I've been told to be nice to all newcomers now I have. whistle:
IN 'ERE DOESN'T COUNT THOUGH IMO. eveilgrin:
I think you're a TWAT!! :thumbsup: lol:
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Oiseau de Nuit will soon be featuring in a packet of mince near you...
cussing:
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Oiseau de Nuit will soon be featuring in a packet of mince near you...
cussing:
Anyways. Enuf of all these niceties like. ::)
How did yu cow do? rubschin:
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Oiseau de Nuit will soon be featuring in a packet of mince near you...
cussing:
Anyways. Enuf of all these niceties like. ::)
How did yu cow do? rubschin:
Not well noooo:
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£5 each way on TOPAZE COLLONGES ~ 3:25 Towcester ~ 8/1 currently
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£5 each way on TOPAZE COLLONGES ~ 3:25 Towcester ~ 8/1 currently
Well.............. rubschin:
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Unseated rider Banghead
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I'll have a tenner on "Nick" at Rhyl Beach 3.15.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.staticflickr.com%2F3140%2F2542449405_385a9f9f25_z.jpg&hash=013ebb7a664648d01a7e33de311dd36c6088d8aa)
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lol: lol: lol:
and aah!
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£5 each way on BROCKLEBANK ~ 4:20 Kempton ~ 22/1 currently (!)
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<Tears up slip>
Down to a pot of £113.75
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<Tears up slip>
Down to a pot of £113.75
lol: lol: lol:
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rubschin: Y'know .... this thread is making want a daily paper ..... something I gave up some years ago in the interests of economy and the fact that I never seemed to read it .... just the sports pages and the crossword was all that got looked at 'cos I knew all the other news thanks to www and rolling news on the radio/TV.
Ah the joys of seeing the family out of the door and idling over the racing pages, trying to do the crossword and drinking a fresh pot of tea in perfect peace. cloud9:
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The Racing Post (http://www.racingpost.com/) is a good site.
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The Racing Post (http://www.racingpost.com/) is a good site.
I know but not the same as sitting wiv a folded newspaper and biro marking the selections is it.
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The Racing Post (http://www.racingpost.com/) is a good site.
I know but not the same as sitting wiv a folded newspaper and biro marking the selections is it.
cloud9:
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15:50 Catterick
Fiddleesticks
A fiver each way (currently 14/1)
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£5 each way on BE MY DEPUTY ~ 2:30 Leicester ~ 4/1 currently
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£5 on the nose, "Refusal", 17:00 at Leicester, currently 5/1.
Currnet "pot" £90.
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:thumbsup:
First place @ 5/1
Profit £31.25
Pot now £145.00
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3rd cry:
Pot now £85.
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15:50 Catterick
Fiddleesticks
A fiver each way (currently 14/1)
3rd @ 14/1 = 17.50 profit plus the stake
Current pot. 72.50
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My pot is £100 cloud9:
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So is mine ::)
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So is mine ::)
No. You and BM are just and quite simply...POTTY. ::)
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My pot is £95 btw. rubschin:
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I have invested mine wisely and am making 5% cloud9:
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I have invested mine wisely and am making 5% cloud9:
Turnip shares........ rubschin:
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I have invested mine wisely and am making 5% cloud9:
Turnip shares........ rubschin:
Turnip Futures! Thumbs:
5% per day...
I'll be up to £105 tomorrow.... cloud9:
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I have invested mine wisely and am making 5% cloud9:
Turnip shares........ rubschin:
Turnip Futures! Thumbs:
5% per day...
I'll be up to £105 tomorrow.... cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.
Current bank, £95.
Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!! Party001:
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I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.
Current bank, £95.
Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!! Party001:
I'm already a tenner up on you! point:
And I haven't collected my tax from the winnings yet! cloud9:
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I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.
Current bank, £95.
Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!! Party001:
I'm already a tenner up on you! point:
And I haven't collected my tax from the winnings yet! cloud9:
But you're not even in the runiing ffs man! ::)
Go start yer own thread on stocks 'n shares if you wanna mess about with yer shitty turnips and such.
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I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.
Current bank, £95.
Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!! Party001:
I'm already a tenner up on you! point:
And I haven't collected my tax from the winnings yet! cloud9:
But you're not even in the runiing ffs man! ::)
Go start yer own thread on stocks 'n shares if you wanna mess about with yer shitty turnips and such.
Ey! Caarm down you and back off the ternips. ;)
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16:00 Wincanton
Drawn Free (currently 11/1)
A fiver each way
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15:30 Wincanton
Home Run (currently 3/1)
A tenner to win
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16:10 Lingfield Preuty Boy
£5 e/w (currently 12/1)
Remaining pot, after stake deduction £75
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£5 each way on HERDSMAN ~ 3:20 Bangor ~ 7/2 currently
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surrender:
Pot £135.00
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I haven't read the entire thread, but do we "take the odds" when we post our selection?
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I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.
Current bank, £95.
Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!! Party001:
I'm already a tenner up on you! point:
And I haven't collected my tax from the winnings yet! cloud9:
But you're not even in the runiing ffs man! ::)
Go start yer own thread on stocks 'n shares if you wanna mess about with yer shitty turnips and such.
The roolz don't say you can't bet on Turnip Futures (with a guaranteed return of 5% per day)..... whistle:
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I haven't read the entire thread, but do we "take the odds" when we post our selection?
I've been taking the SP for the result as that's verifiable.
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I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.
Current bank, £95.
Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!! Party001:
I'm already a tenner up on you! point:
And I haven't collected my tax from the winnings yet! cloud9:
But you're not even in the runiing ffs man! ::)
Go start yer own thread on stocks 'n shares if you wanna mess about with yer shitty turnips and such.
The roolz don't say you can't bet on Turnip Futures (with a guaranteed return of 5% per day)..... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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I haven't read the entire thread, but do we "take the odds" when we post our selection?
I've been taking the SP for the result as that's verifiable.
Agreed. Don't know why we put the current price in then when we're posting our selection ;D
Anyhoo, I'm down to £75 surrender:
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Down to 52.50. noooo:
Anyway...18:30 Kempton Park
Alnoomaas. A tenner on the nose.
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I'm up to £110.25 cloud9:
Plus as many turnips as I can eat... Thumbs:
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Down to 52.50. noooo:
Anyway...18:30 Kempton Park
Alnoomaas. A tenner on the nose.
2nd Banghead
Down to 42.50. noooo:
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I'm up to £110.25 cloud9:
Plus as many turnips as I can eat... Thumbs:
God Almighty. You don'arf talk some utter bollox sometimes....IF you don't mind me saying so like. ::)
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
Very drole. ::)
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
If it loses... ;)
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? whistle:
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? whistle:
Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? whistle:
Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.
Surprised you haven't started your own racing thread.
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? whistle:
Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.
Surprised you haven't started your own racing thread.
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lol: Now that's a thought.
At our previous residence there was a "Fly" dog track close by. "Known as a "Fly" Track as it was outside of the normal Greyhound racing circuit.
Anywhoo they used to hold Greyhound and Whippet racing evenings there and on one occasion they tried Afghan Hound racing. Now that was a joy to watch as Afghans can run as fast but much further than Greyhounds. The problem is that the Afghan cannot be trained to race and they would stop for a p*ss halfway through a race, some would be crafty and lie in wait for the hare to come round from behind them and in one race one tried to mount another.
Hilarious and very boozy evening.
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Can we bet on who is gonna win .............
My money is on Uncle .......... :thumbsup:
wot odds......... rubschin:
I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget. 8)
I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'. cloud9:
Which race is that one running in?
3.30 at McDonalds........
The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? whistle:
Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.
Surprised you haven't started your own racing thread.
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lol: Now that's a thought.
At our previous residence there was a "Fly" dog track close by. "Known as a "Fly" Track as it was outside of the normal Greyhound racing circuit.
Anywhoo they used to hold Greyhound and Whippet racing evenings there and on one occasion they tried Afghan Hound racing. Now that was a joy to watch as Afghans can run as fast but much further than Greyhounds. The problem is that the Afghan cannot be trained to race and they would stop for a p*ss halfway through a race, some would be crafty and lie in wait for the hare to come round from behind them and in one race one tried to mount another.
Hilarious and very boozy evening.
Sounds like fun. :thumbsup:
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Ludlow 4.00, "Giveitachance"
£5 on the nose, £70 left in the pot.
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IFYOUSAYSO same race £10 to win
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16:50 Southwell
Colourbearer
A fiver each way
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Who won today.......... rubschin:
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£115.76 cloud9:
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Who won today.......... rubschin:
Not finished yet.
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16:50 Southwell
Colourbearer
A fiver each way
noooo: 2nd so only 8.75 win plus the fiver = pot 46.25
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Oh noes!
I bet all mine yesterday on a horse that romped in at 50 to 1! Party001:
But that post has been lost like.... Shrugs:
You'll just have to take me word for it.... whistle:
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I'm down to a pot of £115.00 cry:
Off to look at today's Channel 4 races.
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£5 e/w ATHAAKEEL 2:50 Lingfield.
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6th noooo:
and a poor day at Channel 4 racing. sad32:
Pot £105.00 ~ nearly back to the starting figure.
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What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front.... whistle:
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Can I see you betting slip please?
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Can I see you betting slip please?
No, it was lost with the upgrade like.... sad24:
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£5 e/w POLARBROOK 2:50 Sedgefield
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What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front.... whistle:
Is that the betting tax that was abolished in 2001 like rubschin:
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£5 e/w POLARBROOK 2:50 Sedgefield
A faller cussing:
Today ~ £5 e/w on THE JUGOPOLIST 4:00 Ffos las ~ should be thereabouts if not pulled up (again!)
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5:00 Kempton
Crew Cut a tenner on the nose
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5:30 Kempton
Street Power
a fiver each way
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Baldy is back.......... cloud9:
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What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front.... whistle:
Is that the betting tax that was abolished in 2001 like rubschin:
redface:
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What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front.... whistle:
Look 'ere plumbs. evil:
YOU are taking the piss now. Banghead
We need positive proof to verify your winnings, and the bet has to be clearly stated in here BEFORE the race.
Gorrit?
OK? Shrugs:
Lets be seeing some proof on yer turnip futures too whilst we're at it, you dodgy owld buzzard. evil:
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Yer on a roll with these today ey dogs knob. lol:
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sad24:
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Growlers poor thread. noooo:
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Growlers poor thread. noooo:
I knew that was going to happen! eeek:
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Pot now £85 ~ NickSick
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Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#)
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Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#)
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point:
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Pot now £85 ~ NickSick
I'm still on £95. cloud9:
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Pot now £85 ~ NickSick
I'm still on £95. cloud9:
How many bets you made.......... rubschin:
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Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#)
Is there actually some remote relevance to that rancid vile mangy organ playing shit machine, or have I missed summat like? Shrugs:
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Pot now £85 ~ NickSick
I'm still on £95. cloud9:
How many bets you made.......... rubschin:
<cough> 1 redface:
But...I'M THE CURRENT LEADER!! lol:
I've betteded very wisely. angel1
Shall we call this game over now, and I can award meself a golden coconut p'raps? cloud9:
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Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#)
Is there actually some remote relevance to that rancid vile mangy organ playing shit machine, or have I missed summat like? Shrugs:
It's Nicks way of annoying people ...............not sure why myself....... rubschin:
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£100 here angel1
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£100 here angel1
Me too............... :thumbsup:
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£100 here angel1
YOU, you friggin' tosser, were NEVER IN IT! Banghead
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£100 here angel1
Me too............... :thumbsup:
Nor you, so you can go fry yer arse too! evil:
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£100 here angel1
YOU, you friggin' tosser, were NEVER IN IT! Banghead
You only had 1 bet......... rubschin:
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£100 here angel1
YOU, you friggin' tosser, were NEVER IN IT! Banghead
You only had 1 bet......... rubschin:
So far. I'm biding me time like. Finger:
I'm waiting for the BIGGY :thumbsup:
You've got to register and 'ave a bet before you can start claiming to be a winner me owld cock robin. point:
It's in the roolz!
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£20 on Rosemary Lane at 7/4 in the 8.09 at Yarmouth
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£20 on Rosemary Lane at 7/4 in the 8.09 at Yarmouth
£20 thrown away
Another £20 on Comanche Annie in the 20.41 at Yarmouth
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This bending the rules to dabble with greyhoonds isn't turning out well. Another £20 lost
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This thread is going to the dogs........... noooo:
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'cording to Growler it's going swimmingly
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'cording to Growler it's going swimmingly
Indeed, and I'm still on 95 snotteroonies. :thumbsup: cloud9:
Call me a smug twat if you so wish. lol:
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can we call you smug person
well smug except when it comes to football teams person
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Seeing as I'm "working" from home today, I've found time to look around, so I'm going to dip me toe in the water here
£5 each-way JUSTINE TIME 1510hr's at Southwell
£5 each-way THE CLYDA ROVER 1530hr's at Exeter
£5 each-way PICENO 1640hr's at Southall
Me pot stands at £70
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£5 e/w SOUTH STACK 3:00 Exeter
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Placed ~ SP 18/1 :thumbsup:
Pot down to £75 after putting on bet ~ return, including place stake of £5, is £27.50
new pot balance of £102.50 ~ back in profit.
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Seeing as I'm "working" from home today, I've found time to look around, so I'm going to dip me toe in the water here
£5 each-way JUSTINE TIME 1510hr's at Southwell
£5 each-way THE CLYDA ROVER 1530hr's at Exeter
£5 each-way PICENO 1640hr's at Southall
Me pot stands at £70
Only one winner, THE CLYDA ROVER came first and at an SP of 22/1 eeek:
I make that a return of £147.50 including the stake.
Pot now £217.50 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Seeing as I'm "working" from home today, I've found time to look around, so I'm going to dip me toe in the water here
£5 each-way JUSTINE TIME 1510hr's at Southwell
£5 each-way THE CLYDA ROVER 1530hr's at Exeter
£5 each-way PICENO 1640hr's at Southall
Me pot stands at £70
Only one winner, THE CLYDA ROVER came first and at an SP of 22/1 eeek:
I make that a return of £147.50 including the stake.
Pot now £217.50 eeek: eeek: eeek:
I had my money on you ......... cloud9:
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Seeing as I'm "working" from home today, I've found time to look around, so I'm going to dip me toe in the water here
£5 each-way JUSTINE TIME 1510hr's at Southwell
£5 each-way THE CLYDA ROVER 1530hr's at Exeter
£5 each-way PICENO 1640hr's at Southall
Me pot stands at £70
Only one winner, THE CLYDA ROVER came first and at an SP of 22/1 eeek:
I make that a return of £147.50 including the stake.
Pot now £217.50 eeek: eeek: eeek:
I learnt a bit in that betting office all those years ago then ;D
Sods law says that if I'd put that on at William Hills it would have fell or been pulled up. I'm 99% certain that I'll be "working" from home again tomorrow, so I may have another dabble, or could invest in turnip futures rubschin:
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5:00 Kempton
Crew Cut a tenner on the nose
Came in at 5/2 :thumbsup:. The other one came no where. noooo: Pot now 61.25
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Pot was £217.50
Todays selections:
£5 each-way on BUNRATTY 1550 at Catterick
£5 each-way on PULLMEN 1600 at Lingfield
£5 each-way on UNDERSTORY 1630 at Lingfield
Pot is £187.50
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7:30 Kempton
Homeboy
A fiver each way
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7:30 Kempton
Homeboy
A fiver each way
Homeboy ..............please did not tell bangcock........... noooo:
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Two today:
£5 e/w Mezarat 2:20 Catterick
£5 e/w Billy Twyford 3:10 Fontwell
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Oh well:
Pulled up
7th
5th
Pot is £187.50
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A nice little winner for Uncle though with Billy Twyford at 9/2 :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
Return on that was £66.25 ~ take off the £20 bet on both and me new pot balance is £148.75.
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7:30 Kempton
Homeboy
A fiver each way
Came 3rd @ 8/1 pot now 66.25
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£5 e/w on TAHITI PEARL 4:50 Carlisle
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£5 e/w on TAHITI PEARL 4:50 Carlisle
Ooh, so close, 4th at 15/2, only three lengths between the first four
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£5 e/w on TAHITI PEARL 4:50 Carlisle
Ooh, so close, 4th at 15/2, only three lengths between the first four
>>>>> Tesco Value Burgers... noooo:
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£5 e/w on TAHITI PEARL 4:50 Carlisle
Ooh, so close, 4th at 15/2, only three lengths between the first four
Close but no cigar. noooo:
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Current pot is £138.75
£5 e/w on RASH MOVE 3:35 Leicester
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Current pot is £138.75
£5 e/w on RASH MOVE 3:35 Leicester
Thumbs: 2nd @ 7/1
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A small profit then of £3.75
Pot £142.50
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A small profit then of £3.75
Pot £142.50
noooo: noooo: Pot was 138.75 less ten pounds (fiver e/w) = 128.75
5 quid at 1/5 of the odds (it was not a handicap) =7
pot is now 135.75 Thumbs:
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rubschin:
I've used 1/4 odds but even so you missed the £5 return of the stake which would make the pot £140.75.
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rubschin:
I've used 1/4 odds but even so you missed the £5 return of the stake which would make the pot £140.75.
Not the sharpest tool in the box .......but quite fun to drink with,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
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rubschin:
I've used 1/4 odds but even so you missed the £5 return of the stake which would make the pot £140.75.
You should know as you are a betting chap that non handicap races only give you 1/5th of the odds.
To make it easy for the rest on here:
Pot was 138.75 less 10.00 (five quid each way) = pot now 128.75
Your horse did not win....so the first fiver is down the pan.
It came 2nd....so the last fiver goes on it at 1/5th of the odds (Starting Price 7/1 divided by 5 = 1.4/1)
multiply 1.4 x 5 =7 + the fiver back = 12
I forgot the stake and UM forgot the odds breakdown.... pot now 140.75. Thumbs:
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Wolverhampton 4:05
Jarrow
ten pounds to win.
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£5 e/w KAZLIAN 3:15 Sandown
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Placed ~ 10/1 = £5 profit then :thumbsup:
Pot £145.75
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£10 at 9/2 on Kahara River in the 20.36 at Sittingbourne
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Lost, down to just £50
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Wolverhampton 4:05
Jarrow
ten pounds to win.
11th (out of 11 ;) )
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Isn't it this Cheltenham horsey racey competition week this week? rubschin:
I may be havin' a dabble or two.....for real too like. eveilgrin:
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Wolverhampton 4:05
Jarrow
ten pounds to win.
11th (out of 11 ;) )
Did it march all the way round redface:
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Isn't it this Cheltenham horsey racey competition week this week? rubschin:
I may be havin' a dabble or two.....for real too like. eveilgrin:
Ireland will be empty... buy shares in Guinness :thumbsup:
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Wolverhampton 4:05
Jarrow
ten pounds to win.
11th (out of 11 ;) )
Did it march all the way round redface:
Looks like it. noooo:
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Pot 56.25
17:20 Market Rasen
King Mak
A fiver each way
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Same race THE FOX´S DECREE £10 to win
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Pot is £187.50
£5 each-way - Withy Mills 1430hr's at Warwick
£5 each-way - Sohcahtoa 1450hr's at Market Rasen
Me pot stands at £167.50
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^^^ Bollocks, the first one was beaten into 4th by a head... it was 50/1 Banghead
The second one was 5th at 40/1 sadsmiley30:
Me pot remains at £167.50
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Current pot £135.75
Today's bet:
£5 each way BROCKWELL PARK 2:50 Taunton
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noooo:
Down to £125.75
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£10 e/w SIRENE D´AINAY 4:40 Cheltenham
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£10 e/w SIRENE D´AINAY 4:40 Cheltenham
Unlucky....I thought you got it there.
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Still cleared a profit of £72.50 though. :thumbsup:
I make my pot £198.25
Today it's the Coral Cup and I fancy MASTER OF THE SEA ~ another £10 e/w.
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Scraped a 4th place ~ another £10 for the pot, now £208.25 :thumbsup:
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Who is winning so far.......... rubschin:
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Ladbrokes
With Uncle second by a distance I think
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£5 e/w UTOPIE DES BORDES 2:40 Cheltenham
£10 win SILVINIACO CONTI in the big one at 3:20
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Ooh, more anagrams cloud9:
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More like conundrums Banghead
Pot now £188.25
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Pot 46.25
2:30 Wolverhampton
Steelcut
A tenner to win
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Pot £188.25
£10 to win RED TYKE 3:00 Doncaster
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Pot 36.25
Wolverhampton 8:30
My Son Max . A tenner to win
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Doncaster 15:35
Kimberella
A tenner to win
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Pot £188.25
£10 to win RED TYKE 3:00 Doncaster
noooo:
Pot £178.25
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£10 each-way on HAWAIIAN FREEZE in the 1545 at Southwell
Pot stands at £147.50
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£10 on Alonso at 5/2 (http://sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/Motor-Racing-c110000010) to win in Malaysia tomorrow
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OOh, are we allowed fixed odds on other sports like soccer and rugby rubschin:
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France will win. redface:
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OOh, are we allowed fixed odds on other sports like soccer and rugby rubschin:
Well if not I'm having back the £50 I lost betting on the dogs
Anyway Alonso has mucho horsepower
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It's up to Growler, it's his betting shop.
Not much in the way of horseracing today, only Southwell.
I'm having £10 e/w on MUCKY MOLLY in the 3:45
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Placed at 4/1 ~ didn't cover the bet ~ £1.00 loss.
Pot £177.25
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£10 on Alonso at 5/2 (http://sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/Motor-Racing-c110000010) to win in Malaysia tomorrow
Banghead
just £40 left
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£5 e/w EL LIBERTADOR 4:40 Lingfield
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noooo:
Pot down to £167.25
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Still plugging away:
£10 e/w on CAPRISKA 5:20 Lingfield
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Is Baldy skint ..........explains why he has to werk .... rubschin:
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Is Baldy skint ..........explains why he has to werk .... rubschin:
Nearly. noooo:
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Surely it is time this competition was declared finished and a winner announced.
Growler seems to have abandoned his babby.
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No, But need current standings........
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Don't look at me squire ..... not my virtual betting shop is it?
Walks away with clear conscience whistle:
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Pot £147.25
two today:
£5 e/w BLUEDEER 2:00 Lingfield
£5 e/w ATHWAAB 2:30 Lingfield
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Ooh noooo:
Ooh noooo: noooo:
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Ooh indeed!
Found a good'un:
£10 e/w on MONTY´S REVENGE 4:05 Southwell
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Ooh indeed!
Found a good'un:
£10 e/w on MONTY´S REVENGE 4:05 Southwell
Tesco-bound noooo:
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Too right!
cussing:
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Where is the bear with the running scores...... rubschin:
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bear with running sores you say
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bear with running sores you say
lol: lol: lol:
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Current pot £107.25 cry:
Lots of cracking races today including the Dubai World Cup. :thumbsup:
I'll have £10 to win on ROYAL DELTA in that race.
Also £5 e/w on YOJIMBO 1:55 Doncaster
£10 win CAPTAIN BERTIE in the Lincoln (3:05 Doncaster) and
£10 win PEPITE ROSE 3:15 Haydock
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Current pot £107.25 cry:
Lots of cracking races today including the Dubai World Cup. :thumbsup:
I'll have £10 to win on ROYAL DELTA in that race.
Also £5 e/w on YOJIMBO 1:55 Doncaster
£10 win CAPTAIN BERTIE in the Lincoln (3:05 Doncaster) and
£10 win PEPITE ROSE 3:15 Haydock
scared2:
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Ouch! NickSick
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£10 on Cambridge to win tomorrow
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£10 on Cambridge to win tomorrow
Horses........... cussing:
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Are you saying I can't go into a real Horsey betting shop and put a tenner on Cambridge?
(well assuming i had a tenner that is)
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Ok, a laiki bank tenner on Reading going down........ :thumbsup:
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that's worth even less than virtual Horsey bet shop munny
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that's worth even less than virtual Horsey bet shop munny
evil:
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^^^ Whose odds? Taken at what time?
^^^
^^^ Whose odds? Taken at what time?
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^^^ Whose odds? Taken at what time?
^^^
^^^ Whose odds? Taken at what time?
Ah yes there is that
William Hill (http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/4171658/The-2013-Boat-Race.html) say 9/4 Cambridge
No each way bets available cry:
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Pot £67.25 noooo:
£5 e/w FIDDLEESTICKS 4:10 Towcester
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Pot £67.25 noooo:
£5 e/w FIDDLEESTICKS 4:10 Towcester
You would have been better investing in Cyprus....... noooo:
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£10 on Cambridge to win tomorrow
down to £30 cry:
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Pot £67.25 noooo:
£5 e/w FIDDLEESTICKS 4:10 Towcester
You would have been better investing in Cyprus....... noooo:
True, down to £57.25 now.
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Growler has seemed to have given up........ noooo:
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No stamina?
He has got a few things going on right now though.
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£5 e/w GIFT OF SILENCE 3:00 Lingfield
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Current pot £47.25 cry:
£5 to win ROLLING STAR 2:00 Aintree
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Banghead
pot £42.25
£10 win SILVINIACO CONTI 2:30 Aintree
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£5 e/w OSCAR WHISKY 3:05 Aintree
£5 e/w BATTLEFRONT 3:40 Aintree
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This is turning into a race to the bottom. noooo:
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Indeed!
Shame about Battlefront. noooo:
£12.25 left eeek:
£5 e/w on ANQUETTA in the 4:15
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sadsmiley30:
Last £2 on the nose PICK A LITTLE 4:40 Lingfield
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eeek: cry:
our betting hero is down to 50p
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Stick it in the charity box on the bar. NickSick
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Stick it in the charity box on the bar. NickSick
noooo:
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Nothing left for the Grand National cry:
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Can I lend you a virtual tenner then
Me down to £20, Mort up to £10.50
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Might have a go tomorrow.......... rubschin:
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Can I lend you a virtual tenner then
Me down to £20, Mort up to £10.50
Ta! I'll need a knife to get me 50p out of the tin though.
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Can I lend you a virtual tenner then
Me down to £20, Mort up to £10.50
Ta! I'll need a knife to get me 50p out of the tin though.
If you put the 50p in the box on the bar BM will have spent it by now. noooo:
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Thanks to Steve I have a tenner which is going on COLBERT STATION in the National (£5 e/w)
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£10 on Reading to draw with Southampton (11/5 at William Hill)
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Grand Nationa,l Aintree @ 4:15
£5 e/w on each of the following;
Tea For Three 10/1
Cappa Bleu 12/1
Rare Bob 18/1
Always Winning 28/1
Current betting rates with Bet Fred
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Grand Nationa,l Aintree @ 4:15
£5 e/w on each of the following;
Tea for three
Cappa Bleu
Rare Bob
Always Winning
What's your pot......... rubschin:
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Grand Nationa,l Aintree @ 4:15
£5 e/w on each of the following;
Tea for three
Cappa Bleu
Rare Bob
Always Winning
What's your pot......... rubschin:
90 snotters
4x £5 e/w on todays biggy =£40
I've actually placed £3 E/W with Fred in real life like, as he's paying out for the top 6 placings! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Just opened an online account with him, as he's apparently matching your bet up to £25, but in all the excitement and confusion, I seem to have missed out on that bit. sad32:
Found it quite difficult to navigate me way around the site initially tbh, and it was only after I'd placed the bets that i notied his matching stake wasn't showing. eeek:
Complete gubberation on my behalf it seems. cussing: Banghead
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Growler in the betting shop thread? eeek: Whatever next, Southampton winning away to make me lose my tenner Banghead
Down to £10
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Growler in the betting shop thread? eeek: Whatever next, Southampton winning away to make me lose my tenner Banghead
Down to £10
I'm a very careful gambler. rubschin:
Meanwhile.....
2nd 3rd and 5th. Party001:
Winning nag...66/1. Shocked:
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Growler in the betting shop thread? eeek: Whatever next, Southampton winning away to make me lose my tenner Banghead
Down to £10
I'm a very careful gambler. rubschin:
Meanwhile.....
2nd 3rd and 5th. Party001:
Winning nag...66/1. Shocked:
Top punting :thumbsup:
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Growler in the betting shop thread? eeek: Whatever next, Southampton winning away to make me lose my tenner Banghead
Down to £10
I'm a very careful gambler. rubschin:
Dunno how to werk out me winnings now though. redface:
'Elp! lol:
Meanwhile.....
2nd 3rd and 5th. Party001:
Winning nag...66/1. Shocked:
Top punting :thumbsup:
Dunno how to werk out me winnings now though. redface:
'Elp! lol:
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Talking of winnings. Me winnings still aren't showing on me new Bet Fred web site account. rubschin:
Is it usual for them to take so long to post them?
Edit. Sorted, but don't you get yer stake back on e/w bets, cus they haven't. evil:
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Growler in the betting shop thread? eeek: Whatever next, Southampton winning away to make me lose my tenner Banghead
Down to £10
I'm a very careful gambler. rubschin:
Dunno how to werk out me winnings now though. redface:
'Elp! lol:
Meanwhile.....
2nd 3rd and 5th. Party001:
Winning nag...66/1. Shocked:
Top punting :thumbsup:
Dunno how to werk out me winnings now though. redface:
'Elp! lol:
I make it...
If you took the prices at time of placing the bet
Cappa Bleu 2nd at 12/1 £5 e/w (£10) you get back £20
Tea For Three 3rd at 10/1 £5 e/w (£10) you get back £17.50
Rare Bob 5th at 18/1 £5 e/w (£10) you get back £27.50
So, you placed £40, you walked out with £65 = £25 profit on the day
However, if you took starting prices, the only one that differed was Rare Bob which was 16/1 instead of 18/1. If that was the case, your profit for the day would have been £62.50, not £65.00
Baldy will be able to confirm whether my calculations are right or not :thumbsup:
I'm not sure if your pot was £90 before these bets were placed, or after they were placed confused:
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Talking of winnings. Me winnings still aren't showing on me new Bet Fred web site account. rubschin:
Is it usual for them to take so long to post them?
Edit. Sorted, but don't you get yer stake back on e/w bets, cus they haven't. evil:
No you don't get yer stake back on e/w bets
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Surely you get half your stake back? £5 on win lost ~ £5 on the place returned?
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Talking of winnings. Me winnings still aren't showing on me new Bet Fred web site account. rubschin:
Is it usual for them to take so long to post them?
Edit. Sorted, but don't you get yer stake back on e/w bets, cus they haven't. evil:
No you don't get yer stake back on e/w bets
So THAT'S why my REAL pot with Bet Fred isn't as big as I was expecting then. ::)
Dodn't realise that. Thanks Fido. :thumbsup:
Mustn't grumble though. Still got over 20 snotters more in me pocket than I did yesterday morning. cloud9:
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Uncle has it right in terms of Bookies rules in Betting Shops but I have a feeling that On-line betting has changed the rules.
I have looked the the Bet Fred Rules but they do not make it clear.
3. Each-way Betting
Bets are settled to win unless ‘each-way’ is selected. An each-way bet is a bet of twice the selected unit stake. It contains one bet of unit stake on the selection to ‘win’ and one bet of unit stake on the selection to ‘place’ according to the terms advertised for the event.
In general, for UK horse and greyhound racing only, the ‘place’ part of each-way bets will be settled as per the following ‘place’ terms:
Handicaps – 16 or more runners one quarter the odds – first four places
Handicaps – 12-15 runners one quarter the odds – first three places
All other non-handicap races of 8 or more runners one fifth the odds – first three places
Races of 5, 6 or 7 runners – one quarter the odds – first two places
Less than 5 runners – the place money is invested to win
In all races the number of runners shall be the number of runners coming under starter's orders. Bets will not be accepted where the place stake exceeds the win stake.
Each-way doubles, trebles and accumulators will be settled ‘win to win’ and ‘place to place’ in accordance with the above.
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On another part of their site they say:
An each way single consists of two bets on one selection in one event. The first bet is on the selection to win and the second bet is on the selection to finish in the allotted placings i.e. second, third etc. The place terms will vary depending on the event and the place part of the bet is settled at the relevant place odds. For example, if the place terms for a race are the first three at a fifth of the odds and your selection finishes second or third, you will receive only a fifth of the full odds times your stake money as a return. A £1 each-way single has a total stake of £2.
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Algebra ids easier to understand than that^^ ::)
I think they make these roolz as complicated and difficult to understand just to conflusterlicate sheeples, so much so that they can't be arsed arguing. ::)
I find the whole werld of betting with all it's different configurations uttererly and totally baffling now tbqh. Banghead
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I use Betfair; in there you bet the win and place separately and thus the stakes are separate as well. It also means the odds between them are not necessarily connected. Often I just bet for a place.
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I use Betfair; in there you bet the win and place separately and thus the stakes are separate as well. It also means the odds between them are not necessarily connected. Often I just bet for a place.
I keep reading and hearing fairly good things about Betfair.
P'raps i should have a bigger look into it. rubschin:
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My last tenner on van Persie to score AND United to win
7/2 at William Hill
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My last tenner on van Persie to score AND United to win
7/2 at William Hill
I'm now all out, who's left in the shop?
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I might join in now......... rubschin: still got me ton like..... :thumbsup:
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no Aniseedballs nicked that
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Pot 16.25 noooo:
A fiver each way on
Princess Patsky
15:30 Lingfield
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Might as well do the last 6.25 on the nose on:
Humidor
3:10 Nottingham
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Who is winning.... rubschin:
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Who is winning.... rubschin:
Findus
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Cheval au poivre this evening cloud9:
Better than betting in this dumb thread. noooo: At least I get my tummy full cloud9: cloud9:
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[Blows dust off the counter]
Pot stands at £147.50
£10 each-way on Rumbavu in the 1925hr's at Stratford. Taken the price at 14/1 with Betfred
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fgbc223ckd%2FStratford_1925_070613.jpg&hash=d1f90f2afa1334c5a93667df68ddb35e57eacf67) (http://postimg.org/image/gbc223ckd/)
Pot now stands at £127.50
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Chris has had a tip they said
He's put £50 on they said
Gary's put £50 on they said
Jim's sticking £20 on they said
Bob's rung up, he's put a ton on they said
Steve's on line now sticking £40 on they said
12th out of 16 Banghead Banghead Banghead Just as well I only risked £20
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fo4nwf2rqd%2FMugs_game.jpg&hash=ba4800a0b5c0d39b3e59f1af1020afbe6a31791a) (http://postimg.org/image/o4nwf2rqd/)
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lol:
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Pot stands at £127.50
£10 on Kieran Dixon to score two tries in Wakefield v London game this afternoon at 12/1
£10 on Kieran Dixon to score a hat trick in Wakefield v London game this afternoon at 100/1
Pot stands at £107.50
Odds from Skybet
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fsej2wts6d%2Fkieran_dixon_230613.jpg&hash=ab664adb2baee22d903b6e208a9b68921cc20940) (http://postimg.org/image/sej2wts6d/)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fk0kof86pd%2Fkieran_dixon_230613_2.jpg&hash=be3ecb3727689d6a4eb508d65bf8a63bb0698ac8) (http://postimg.org/image/k0kof86pd/)
Well done Kieran Dixon Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
If that tosser Dixon had got a third ;) , I'd have added nother £1,000 to the pot
Not to worry, had the same bets with Skybet, so they're £110 poorer :thumbsup: but it would have been nice to take another grand off them
Pot now stands at £237.50
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fk0kof86pd%2Fkieran_dixon_230613_2.jpg&hash=be3ecb3727689d6a4eb508d65bf8a63bb0698ac8) (http://postimg.org/image/k0kof86pd/)
Well done Kieran Dixon Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
If that tosser Dixon had got a third ;) , I'd have added nother £1,000 to the pot
Not to worry, had the same bets with Skybet, so they're £110 poorer :thumbsup: but it would have been nice to take another grand off them
Pot now stands at £237.50
Thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2347554/Wimbledon-2013-Rafael-Nadal-beaten-Steve-Darcis-round.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2347554/Wimbledon-2013-Rafael-Nadal-beaten-Steve-Darcis-round.html)
100/1........ eeek:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2347554/Wimbledon-2013-Rafael-Nadal-beaten-Steve-Darcis-round.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2347554/Wimbledon-2013-Rafael-Nadal-beaten-Steve-Darcis-round.html)
100/1........ eeek:
Watched some of that while awake and Darcis was playing well but Raffa was struggling.. noooo:
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Pot stands at £237.50
£10 each-way on Morning Mr Norris in the 1620hr's at Newcastle this afternoon
I took 40/1 at Betfred and placed a fiver each-way with him too
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fva6tsjesl%2Fmorning_mr_norris.jpg&hash=67f024f49c44035ad35f10addd7b19e939292b40) (http://postimg.org/image/va6tsjesl/)
Pot now stands at £217.50
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Another three legged donkey on its way to Tescos
The favourite won at 5/4, when I was looking earlier they weren't allowing bets on it noooo:
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Wot are the odds of the porridge wog winning the tennis .......... rubschin:
might have a dabble........ rubschin:
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Here you go (http://www.oddschecker.com/tennis/wimbledon/mens/mens-wimbledon/winner)
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Here you go (http://www.oddschecker.com/tennis/wimbledon/mens/mens-wimbledon/winner)
They are crap odds........ noooo:
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Pot now stands at £217.50
£10 on Mitchell Achurch to score a try for Leeds against Warrington tonight at 9/2 on Skybet(kick off 2000hr's)
£10 on Mitchell Achurch to score two tries try for Leeds against Warrington tonight at 33/1 on Skybet
£10 on Michael McIllorum to score a try for Wigan against Bradford tonight at 11/4 on Skybet (kick off 2000hr's)
£10 on Michael McIllorum to score two tries for Wigan against Bradford tonight at 16/1 (tight sods) on Skybet (kick off 2000hr's)
Same bets placed with Skybet scared2:
Pot now stands at £177.50
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Bollocks cry:
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Pot now stands at £177.50
£10 on Rhodri Lloyd to score a try for London Broncos at 7/1 with Ladbrokes in this evenings game
£10 on Rhodri Lloyd to score two tries for London Broncos at 50/1 with Ladbrokes in this evenings game
Same bets placed with Ladbrokes scared2: scared2:
Pot now stands at £157.50
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Pot now stands at £157.50
£10 on Menzie Yere to score a try for Sheffield in tomorrow nights Sheffield v London Broncos match at 7/4 (same bet placed with Ladbrokes)
Pot now stands at £147.50
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Pot now stands at £147.50
£10 on Tony Clubb to score a try for London Broncos in tomorrow nights Sheffield v London Broncos match at 7/4 (same bet placed with Betfred)
Pot now stands at £137.50
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Pot now stands at £147.50
£10 on Tony Clubb to score a try for London Broncos in tomorrow nights Sheffield v London Broncos match at 7/4 (same bet placed with Betfred)
Pot now stands at £137.50
noooo:
Time to stop. . . .
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I was bankrupt on this so long ago it was probably in £ Shilings and Pence
JOM won happ096
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I was bankrupt on this so long ago it was probably in £ Shilings and Pence
JOM won happ096
Isn't the bear in charge......... rubschin:
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Pot was £137.50
Menzie Yere scored = £10 at 7/4 = £27.50 returned
Pot now stands at £165.00
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Just One More give just one more reminder that the rest of us are complete losers at betting
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£7.50 up on the night isn't going to see me changing my retiremnt plans, but it gives an added interest when watching the games :thumbsup:
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Pot now stands at £165.00
£10 on Chris Hill to score a try for Warrington in today’s Warrington v Huddersfield match at 9/2 (same bet placed with Ladbrokes)
£10 on Craig Kopczak to score a try for Huddersfield in today’s Warrington v Huddersfield match at 7/1 (same bet placed with Ladbrokes [free bet Darwin] )
Pot now stands at £145.00
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Pot now stands at £145.00
£5 at 5/1 for Ian Poulter to finish in the top ten in The Open (same bet placed with Skybet using their kind £5 free-bet)
Pot now stands at £140.00
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Pot now stands at £145.00
£5 at 5/1 for Ian Poulter to finish in the top ten in The Open (same bet placed with Skybet using their kind £5 free-bet)
Pot now stands at £140.00
Joint 19th going in to the last day, 5 over par.
Sponsored by my golf club (if you look on his left sleeve), never played with him, but all the chaps that did said what a nice bloke he is.
He could easily get a few shots back for your bet to come in. Good luck to both. Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:
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Pot now stands at £145.00
£5 at 5/1 for Ian Poulter to finish in the top ten in The Open (same bet placed with Skybet using their kind £5 free-bet)
Pot now stands at £140.00
By heck the boy done well. I think he was 19th this morning, but he ended eight shots better than yesterdays round moving up to third
Pot now stands at £170 :thumbsup: ... and nice to take a few bob off Sky using their money :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Pot now stands at £145.00
£5 at 5/1 for Ian Poulter to finish in the top ten in The Open (same bet placed with Skybet using their kind £5 free-bet)
Pot now stands at £140.00
By heck the boy done well. I think he was 19th this morning, but he ended eight shots better than yesterdays round moving up to third
Pot now stands at £170 :thumbsup: ... and nice to take a few bob off Sky using their money :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Well done. Thumbs:
Lend us a fiver.
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Pot now stands at £170
£10 on Josh Charnley at 10/1 to score a hat trick in todays Challenge Cup Final for Wigan (same bet on with Ladbrokes)
Pot now stands at £160
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Forgot about this one
Pot now stands at £160
And I forgot bout the winning bet on the Open Golf I had with Skybet, so...
£10 at 12/1 on Rhys Evans to score the first try for Wales v USA today
£10 at 11/4 on Rhys Evans to score two tries at any time for Wales v USA today
£10 at 17/2 on Larne Patrick to score two tries at any time for Wales v USA today
Pot now stands at £130
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Feckin sheep shagging tossers, they should have hammered USA by at least 20 points, not lost to them Banghead
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Feckin sheep shagging tossers, they should have hammered USA by at least 20 points, not lost to them Banghead
Didn't Steve offer a tip..... whistle:
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Feckin sheep shagging tossers, they should have hammered USA by at least 20 points, not lost to them Banghead
Didn't Steve offer a tip..... whistle:
Thumbs:
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Feckin sheep shagging tossers, they should have hammered USA by at least 20 points, not lost to them Banghead
Didn't Steve offer a tip..... whistle:
Thumbs:
Have to confess it was on the basis that'd you get good odds for the USA.
Good to see JOM is a more like a mere mortal gambler like wot we is
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:thumbsup:
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Super League is back cloud9:
Pot now stands at £130
£10 on Rangi Chase at 8/1 to score two tries for Salford this afternoon
£5 on Scott Moore at 5/1 to score a try for London Broncos this afternoon
£5 on Olsi Krasniqi at 11/1 to score a try for London Broncos this afternoon
Pot now stands at £110
Same bets on with Skybet scared2:
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Vintage thread :thumbsup:
I'm still betting on Channel 4's Saturday racing. 10 races today! Just means I lose more and quicker. noooo:
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Vintage thread :thumbsup:
I'm still betting on Channel 4's Saturday racing. 10 races today! Just means I lose more and quicker. noooo:
Should have bet on your footy team....