The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Berek on August 14, 2007, 02:48:44 PM
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new series starts tomorrow on ITV. Should be worth a look, I love old Widders..
http://www.a2mediagroup.com/?c=176&a=17339
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I quite fancy here these days, but my sight is failing cry:
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rubschin: eeek:
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I quite fancy here these days, but my sight is failing cry:
noooo:
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I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course redface:
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I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F269301%2FWiddicomBurberry.jpg&hash=8d9b94bec5f0a95e8042437a315a2fabfebe6c46) (http://upload2.postimage.org/269301/photo_hosting.html)
Bit of a Chav I thought. redface:
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In clicking for a 'full sized' picture - my screen exploded! I won't do that again. noooo:
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In clicking for a 'full sized' picture - my screen exploded! I won't do that again. noooo:
Aye ~ yon's a bonny lass. eeek:
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I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F269301%2FWiddicomBurberry.jpg&hash=8d9b94bec5f0a95e8042437a315a2fabfebe6c46) (http://upload2.postimage.org/269301/photo_hosting.html)
Bit of a Chav I thought. redface:
Is that a PTMS she is wearing? sick2:
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I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F269301%2FWiddicomBurberry.jpg&hash=8d9b94bec5f0a95e8042437a315a2fabfebe6c46) (http://upload2.postimage.org/269301/photo_hosting.html)
Bit of a Chav I thought. redface:
Is that a PTMS she is wearing? sick2:
If it is, then I think she is wearing it a tad high... eeek:
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I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F269301%2FWiddicomBurberry.jpg&hash=8d9b94bec5f0a95e8042437a315a2fabfebe6c46) (http://upload2.postimage.org/269301/photo_hosting.html)
Bit of a Chav I thought. redface:
Is that a PTMS she is wearing? sick2:
If it is, then I think she is wearing it a tad high... eeek:
Probably as far down as the waistband would go.
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I quite fancy here these days, but my sight is failing cry:
Has there been some unreported calamity involving something heavy falling on your head Nick eeek:
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I quite fancy here these days, but my sight is failing cry:
Self evidently so is your sanity! I should get a mental check up quick, while you still can!
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I quite fancy here these days, but my sight is failing cry:
Self evidently so is your sanity! I should get a mental check up quick, while you still can!
I have a feeling the last time Nick had a mental check it bounced point:
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I have been berating my neighbour's mad sister. And I am listening evil:
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Just a thought, but if she does intrude again and you still have that wasps nest you almost burned down the house trying to get rid of, a well aimed stone can work wonders....... whistle:
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What is your address?
[size= 06pt]I may have to send Wenchy round[/size]
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eeek: What did I do to deserve that threat Nick, I merely offered a way to get rid of the demented bint who keeps invading your garden. And judging from my sudden drop in Karma Wenchy is in full on smiting mode where I'm concerned.
If you had said Miss D I may have been tempted though... whistle:
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I have been berating my neighbour's mad sister. And I am listening evil:
If your neighbour's 'invader' is her sister then of course she has rights.
Any self-respecting sister would feel obliged to 'help out' in the garden. Then - well it depends whether she is an elder sister or a younger sister.
If younger, then a round clout will do the trick. If elder though, then she has the god-given right to do what she wants in her sisters garden - any time she wants - and bring her cat!
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I have been berating my neighbour's mad sister. And I am listening evil:
If your neighbour's 'invader' is her sister then of course she has rights.
Any self-respecting sister would feel obliged to 'help out' in the garden. Then - well it depends whether she is an elder sister or a younger sister.
If younger, then a round clout will do the trick. If elder though, then she has the god-given right to do what she wants in her sisters garden - any time she wants - and bring her cat!
noooo: I think you misunderstood the problem, she (the sister of the neighbour) is invading Nick's garden and messing with his plant pots and leaving him (well his cat) cat food.
IMHO she cannot do that. noooo: He has every right to chastise her or worse. whistle:
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Entering with intent to deposit cat food... hmmm. Doesn't sound promising.
It was like this M'lud..........
Wait! Are you THE Nick I've been hearing about? Case dismissed with ?10 for the poor box! Now clear orf.
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I did suggest in another thread that Nick visits his next door neighbours and lets Captain Calamity loose. I'd give it 5 minutes before the inevitable happens and they start packing to escape. You could even get a free second house out of it whistle:
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I am listening you know. And somone on here had it right, but I forget who. The Boy is soaking his aching 9 year old muscles post tennis. He also needs dosing with the very drowsy making Piriton syrup against the local mozzies evil: so we can all sleep well tonight confused:
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I am listening you know. And somone on here had it right, but I forget who. The Boy is soaking his aching 9 year old muscles post tennis. He also needs dosing with the very drowsy making Piriton syrup against the local mozzies evil: so we can all sleep well tonight confused:
Me, me, me! cloud9:
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Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... redface:
It's all Nick's fault.
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Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... redface:
It's all Nick's fault.
How could you 'just notice'... on page 1 you said: -
I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course
point:
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Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... redface:
It's all Nick's fault.
How could you 'just notice'... on page 1 you said: -
I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course
point:
That was yesterday... confused:
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Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... redface:
It's all Nick's fault.
How could you 'just notice'... on page 1 you said: -
I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course
point:
That was yesterday... confused:
Oh, I see... noooo:
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I am listening you know. And somone on here had it right, but I forget who. The Boy is soaking his aching 9 year old muscles post tennis. He also needs dosing with the very drowsy making Piriton syrup against the local mozzies evil: so we can all sleep well tonight confused:
Me, me, me! cloud9:
Bloody hell!! Call Norris McWhirter (or dig him up if he has passed on) this is surely a Guinness Bokk of Records moment point:
Sorry Barman, I just couldnt resist
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Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?
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Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?
Snacks, what snacks? eeek:
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Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?
We only have to really worry about the surreal nature of this place when it starts to parallel your life old boy.
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As I said
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Let me guess, microwaving dishcloths again Nick? point:
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I am cooking since you ask. Fancy a bite?
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All of a sudden I feel like I've just been asked to play russian roulette scared2:
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. . Dawned on me . .
Is that the nutty Brazilian/trimmed neighbour? eyes:
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I shall be seeing to her later. I am off duty now and watching Silence of the Lambs.
OK?
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I shall be seeing to her later. I am off duty now and watching Silence of the Lambs.
Getting some tips for the meeting?
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Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?
We only have to really worry about the surreal nature of this place when it starts to parallel your life old boy.
Only geeks can spell parellell paralell paralel parallel these days. noooo:
AND... I would be somewhat inclined to view a nuclear blast as more of a serial event... rubschin:
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Au contraire Bouincer, I noticed that the google tool bar has a spellchecker on it whistle:
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Au contraire Bouincer, I noticed that the google tool bar has a spellchecker on it whistle:
I assume that Bouincer is a French word as well?
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Nope, still getting used to touch typing with one hand redface:
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Nope, still getting used to touch typing with one hand redface:
Right! Sorry! Didn't mean to embarrass you.
<Slinks aways with tail between legs, pauses at the door, looks sorrowful and vanishes into the rain>
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PS ~ Wot you doin' wid de udder hand den?
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Was trying to multitask, apparently I'm meant to work when I'm in the office. Its most uncivlized whistle:
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Was trying to multitask, apparently I'm meant to work when I'm in the office. Its most uncivlized whistle:
Oh the joys of retirement! Do what I want (when SWMBO allows) No employer, No co-workers, Penury. I wouldn't swap.
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getting it back on subject 4 pages later, did anyone watch it ?? Annes choice of a white striped jumper was not wise.. those big mams pressing against it were awful.. eeek:
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getting it back on subject 4 pages later, did anyone watch it ?? Annes choice of a white striped jumper was not wise.. those big mams pressing against it were awful.. eeek:
No, didn't watch it... noooo:
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One is supposed to like or dislike the lady for her mind not the size/shape of her tits!
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Bouncer fancies her! point:
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Bouncer fancies her! point:
rubschin: I'm lost for words.
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Bouncer fancies her! point:
rubschin: I'm lost for words.
Here, try this emoticon instead... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsick029.gif&hash=c791536da93d5d29aa07479eb6cb2115d2b68e42) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Bouncer fancies her! point:
So doesn Nick but somehow that doesnt really surprise me whistle:
I quite fancy here these days, but my sight is failing cry:
I'm guessing an incident involving captain calamit and a heavy falling object...
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I like her cus she comes over as fairly narky, straight talking, bad tempered and generally disagreeable and grizzly. happy088
Would possibly have made a good pm, and probably told Blush were to stick his wmd and war on terror all those years ago
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I think Nick should have been PM. We would just be getting to the point of wondering if there is anything better to eat than radioactive daisy sandwiches garnished with blue frog spawn