The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on February 24, 2013, 10:42:19 AM
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Been thinking about this, and it's doin' me 'ed in.
I talk and write in here, generally speaking, as i would face to face like.
YOU lot seem to be able to comprehend my script, so why oh why does everything have to be ritted the way that sum knob in the dark and distance past insist on, ey, why? Shrugs:
Take this speling malarky too. Banghead
(why 2 l's in spelling, when one will sufice, and two f's in that one too?)
I still struggle with some werds, like 'unesesery' for instance.
Is it one c and two s's?
I normally just do it one way then the other. lol:
Why is it deemed to be totally ignorant to spell it the way it sounds?
HOO has made all these poxy rools up then ey, 'cus I one a werd with him. evil:
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Say what? Shrugs:
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I mean, take the word ENGLISH for instance.
That sez N glish, so why wasn't it originally spelt INGLISH?
Logical and sensibul, but oh no, everything in life has to have a difficult solushun and reesoning.........THICKO! evil:
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I blame Dr Johnson. :thumbsup:
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
I slipped in spelled and not spelt just to get the pedants arguing. angel1
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
I slipped in spelled and not spelt just to get the pedants arguing. angel1
lol: lol: lol:
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
I slipped in spelled and not spelt just to get the pedants arguing. angel1
Nah you didunt. You cocked up, admit it! lol:
I wont shawt at you. noooo:
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Anyway. It's not just INglish. Most other langwidjis are just as bad, and sometimes eekwily ilogicul. evil:
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
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The site spelling checker just exploded! eeek:
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If it's readable and understood, what's the problum I say.
I can almost hear the grones of despair from the pedants from 'ere. ::)
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
Yes, but I'll forget that!
It's like the piggin' nersury rime for remembering the numbu of days in thu munths. Carn't remember that eethu. Banghead
WHY was that basterd werd ....and many many othus....spelt that way in the ferst place is wot I'm asking? Shrugs:
Was he a sadist? evil:
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Blame the Romans ........ Oh and the Greeks.
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
happy001
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
happy001
One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws? evil:
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
happy001
One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws? evil:
Not me squire angel1
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
happy001
One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws? evil:
whistle:
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
happy001
One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws? evil:
whistle:
Yu TTTTTTTTTTTTW............AT! Banghead
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Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees. eveilgrin:
WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey? cussing:
happy001
One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws? evil:
whistle:
Yu TTTTTTTTTTTTW............AT! Banghead
happy001
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Worserer elsewhere. WhoTF decided that if you want to order Pizza and Beer sur le Continent you have to remember if beer or pizza is male or female?
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Worserer elsewhere. WhoTF decided that if you want to order Pizza and Beer sur le Continent you have to remember if beer or pizza is male or female?
Beer is obviously male... ::)
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it
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Worserer elsewhere. WhoTF decided that if you want to order Pizza and Beer sur le Continent you have to remember if beer or pizza is male or female?
Beer is obviously male... ::)
Banghead
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it
I learnt collars n cuffs.......... whistle:
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it
Did she also teach you how to spell difficulty?
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. angel1
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it
Did she also teach you how to spell difficulty?
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. angel1
Mrs D ........... eeek: did I miss something,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
+1
NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad! Banghead
Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery? evil:
Unnecessary is easy to remember. You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's whistle:
Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it
Did she also teach you how to spell difficulty?
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. angel1
Mrs D ........... eeek: did I miss something,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
There's always one. ::)
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
One of the older codgers in the village was a radio operator when it was all Morse code, and he told me almost all the 'text speak' abbreviations are the same as they used back then.
As for Growler spelling correctly, there is no 'f' in 'chance'.
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
One of the older codgers in the village was a radio operator when it was all Morse code, and he told me almost all the 'text speak' abbreviations are the same as they used back then.
As for Growler spelling correctly, there is no 'f' in 'chance'.
;D ;D
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Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.
And then mobile phones fecked it all up! Banghead
One of the older codgers in the village was a radio operator when it was all Morse code, and he told me almost all the 'text speak' abbreviations are the same as they used back then.
As for Growler spelling correctly, there is no 'f' in 'chance'.
;D