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Title: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2013, 02:25:30 PM
When did beggars start to specify how much charity they wanted off people.

Going on the tube this morning some scrote had his hand out and was asking if anyone could spare a pound. A pound !!!!!!!

Whatever to " any change" ?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 02:28:31 PM
Same as that ..for only x pounds a month shite........... noooo:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: GROWLER on February 25, 2013, 02:41:46 PM
Had to tell a most pleasant...aren't they always  ::)...door to door collector for the local Hospice to 'piss off' (in a polite way granted, but that's what I meant sadly, soz) the other day.
Every bastard week now, some twat (nice person no doubt  ::) ) is knocking on yu door after yer munny.  Banghead
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 03:49:11 PM
When did beggars start to specify how much charity they wanted off people.

Going on the tube this morning some scrote had his hand out and was asking if anyone could spare a pound. A pound !!!!!!!

Whatever to " any change" ?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

LL always gives them munny....  noooo:

We'd be broke if we lived in London....
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 03:51:11 PM
When did beggars start to specify how much charity they wanted off people.

Going on the tube this morning some scrote had his hand out and was asking if anyone could spare a pound. A pound !!!!!!!

Whatever to " any change" ?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

LL always gives them munny....  noooo:

We'd be broke if we lived in London....

Stop asking.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2013, 10:10:10 PM
In London if they're not selling a Big Issue they get eff all from me
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2013, 10:32:30 PM
In London if they're not selling a Big Issue they get eff all from me
 
Demand a VAT receipt.:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2013, 10:51:09 PM
I will next time or was I thinkin of asking for change then?
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 25, 2013, 11:55:24 PM
In Oxford yesterday there was a young girl (20ish) with no coat sat on the pavement.  Her nose was red and she must have been chilled to the bone.   She looked straight ahead not saying a word.  By rights she should have had plucked eyebrows, make up and smiles to go with her youth and  blond hair.  Just how did this happen?  Whose little girl is she?  Where are the people who are supposed to be protecting her? 
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2013, 12:00:35 AM
Sobering thought to end the day that Tipsy
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2013, 12:05:39 AM
Sobering thought to end the day that Tipsy

Sober .... eeek:

Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2013, 12:14:20 AM
In Oxford yesterday there was a young girl (20ish) with no coat sat on the pavement.  Her nose was red and she must have been chilled to the bone.   She looked straight ahead not saying a word.  By rights she should have had plucked eyebrows, make up and smiles to go with her youth and  blond hair.  Just how did this happen?  Whose little girl is she?  Where are the people who are supposed to be protecting her?

Reminded me of this.......


The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFmGV_UY548#)
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 05:20:25 AM
In London if they're not selling a Big Issue they get eff all from me

Feck them too!

Do you know if you pitch up in the UK and start selling it you are technically self-employed?

BINGO! Straight onto the benefits bandwagon from day #1!  cussing:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2013, 09:17:14 AM
In London if they're not selling a Big Issue they get eff all from me

Feck them too!

Do you know if you pitch up in the UK and start selling it you are technically self-employed?

BINGO! Straight onto the benefits bandwagon from day #1!  cussing:


You seem very well informed ~ is this why LL is sent to the UK every few weeks?  whistle:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 09:19:52 AM
In London if they're not selling a Big Issue they get eff all from me

Feck them too!

Do you know if you pitch up in the UK and start selling it you are technically self-employed?

BINGO! Straight onto the benefits bandwagon from day #1!  cussing:


You seem very well informed ~ is this why LL is sent to the UK every few weeks?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Yes, a week outside Kings Cross station with an empty cup and she has enough to keep us....  Thumbs:

At lest she says she stands outside with an empty cup....  rubschin:


* waits for 'which one gave you 50p?' joke ::) *
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2013, 05:00:38 PM
SOme here may vaguely recall that in Toronto (six years ago  eeek:) I was standing on a street corner nursing a paper coffee cup and someone dropped a coin in it  eeek:

I went straight off to get  a haircut  evil:

Top tip@: NEVER go to a Chinese barber  scared2:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2013, 05:03:40 PM
SOme here may vaguely recall that in Toronto (six years ago  eeek:) I was standing on a street corner nursing a paper coffee cup and someone dropped a coin in it  eeek:

I went straight off to get  a haircut  evil:

Top tip@: NEVER go to a Chinese barber  scared2:

That same sweater........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 06:18:15 PM
SOme here may vaguely recall that in Toronto (six years ago  eeek:) I was standing on a street corner nursing a paper coffee cup and someone dropped a coin in it  eeek:

I went straight off to get  a haircut  evil:

Top tip@: NEVER go to a Chinese barber  scared2:

yes, and the Scalextric that dropped down from the ceiling... ::)
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2013, 06:26:25 PM
In the disco  :thumbsup:  That was FUN  Thumbs: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 06:28:59 PM
In the disco  :thumbsup:  That was FUN  Thumbs: :thumbsup:

Of course, of course....  char048
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Mrs Nick's cousin. SHe had divorced this guy

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/rob-magazine/invest-like-a-legend-frank-mersch/article1359874/
 (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/rob-magazine/invest-like-a-legend-frank-mersch/article1359874/)
And taken EVERYTHING

iT WAS AN  amazing house eeek:  The cars, the servants, the toys  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
Mrs Nick's cousin. SHe had divorced this guy

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/rob-magazine/invest-like-a-legend-frank-mersch/article1359874/
 (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/rob-magazine/invest-like-a-legend-frank-mersch/article1359874/)
And taken EVERYTHING

iT WAS AN  amazing house eeek:  The cars, the servants, the toys  eeek: eeek: eeek:

A little train set...? ::)
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2013, 07:51:07 PM
gROWLER  can confirm I am correct  angel1

AS for Frank Mersch  whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:

Perhaps he should not have shagged his secretary whistle:
Title: Re: Ungrateful Beggars
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 07:59:26 PM
Shrugs: