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Title: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 06:35:15 PM
So? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 06:38:48 PM
When did Tipsy tell you he was ill?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 06:39:31 PM
Miss T has 86 in CDB.........
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 06:48:36 PM
When did Tipsy tell you he was ill?  rubschin:


You boyo, will get a much deserved friggin' slap for that, you do realise I hope. evil:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 06:50:41 PM

Oh THAT Queen! Well, it got her out of a trip to Swansea  :thumbsup:

Have you been to Swansea? I would prefer the trots to that  noooo:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 06:54:09 PM

Oh THAT Queen! Well, it got her out of a trip to Swansea  :thumbsup:

Have you been to Swansea? I would prefer the trots to that  noooo:

Yes I've been there unfortunately.

Best bit about is the A483 eastbound on the way to the M4. :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 07:10:26 PM
I had the trots Wednesday - didn't make headline news tho...  evil:

Supposed to be all in this together but it is one rule for them and another for us....  noooo:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 07:15:28 PM
Are you complaining that your case of the shits was not national news?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 07:44:08 PM
Are you complaining that your case of the shits was not national news?  rubschin:

Well we all know now though ey? lol:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 08:34:22 PM
I had the trots Wednesday - didn't make headline news tho...  evil:

Supposed to be all in this together but it is one rule for them and another for us....  noooo:
And you didn't have to go to Swansea either - seems fair

Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 09:01:34 PM
Are you complaining that your case of the shits was not national news?  rubschin:

yes!  cussing:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 09:11:51 PM

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Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 09:14:56 PM

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2013, 09:15:32 PM
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 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Misty on March 03, 2013, 09:18:27 PM
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Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 09:20:41 PM

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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

If I post no more it's cos I've died laughing. 
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2013, 11:07:15 PM
How old are you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 11:11:26 PM
How old are you  rubschin:

Dabber ready.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 06:56:14 AM

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Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2013, 10:09:35 AM
Excellent.  lol: lol: lol: lol:

You were wrong, Nick isn't totally worthless, sometimes he comes up with a gem.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 10:11:37 AM
Excellent.  lol: lol: lol: lol:

You were wrong, Nick isn't totally worthless, sometimes he comes up with a gem.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: GROWLER on March 04, 2013, 10:21:44 AM
Excellent.  lol: lol: lol: lol:

You were wrong, Nick isn't totally worthless, sometimes he comes up with a gem.  :thumbsup:

Unlike his boiler. ::)
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2013, 11:38:39 AM
How old are you  rubschin:

Dabber ready.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

but less than 70

and as it happens less than a celebrity and less than dead (tempts fate)

So sorry to diddapoint
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 11:41:24 AM
How old are you  rubschin:

Dabber ready.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

but less than 70

and as it happens less than a celebrity and less than dead (tempts fate)

So sorry to diddapoint

How old is CWMBO...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2013, 01:59:56 PM
How old are you  rubschin:

Dabber ready.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

but less than 70

and as it happens less than a celebrity and less than dead (tempts fate)

So sorry to diddapoint

How old is CWMBO...?  rubschin:
Dunno

Picked up from rescue place in 1999 so probably close to sweet 16 now.  Not that her breath today could remotely be described as sweet.  Wallpaper stripping stuff today.

Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 02:03:08 PM
How old are you  rubschin:

Dabber ready.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

but less than 70

and as it happens less than a celebrity and less than dead (tempts fate)

So sorry to diddapoint

How old is CWMBO...?  rubschin:
Dunno

Picked up from rescue place in 1999 so probably close to sweet 16 now.  Not that her breath today could remotely be described as sweet.  Wallpaper stripping stuff today.

What is that in cat years...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 02:04:57 PM
I just checked it out - 84!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2013, 02:17:07 PM
And you expect Mr K's cat to get an obituary in the Times?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
And you expect Mr K's cat to get an obituary in the Times?  rubschin:

You could put a copy in the bottom of the litter tray like.
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2013, 02:30:26 PM
I just checked it out - 84!  eveilgrin:
81

Quote
Experts generally agree that the first two years of a cat's life are roughly equal to the first 25 of a human’s. Thereafter, each additional year equals approximately four 'cat years'.

And she may be showing signs of bad health but there are as yet no Fleet St hacks queuing up to get insights for an Obit

And you expect Mr K's cat to get an obituary in the Times?  rubschin:

You could put a copy in the bottom of the litter tray like.
eeek:  lol: lol: lol:

Seems CWMBO can't be arsed right now to read that
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BTW Queenie is on her way home.  Amazing what you can do with Pampers and a few Immodium
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2013, 03:01:13 PM
I just checked it out - 84!  eveilgrin:
81

Quote
Experts generally agree that the first two years of a cat's life are roughly equal to the first 25 of a human’s. Thereafter, each additional year equals approximately four 'cat years'.

And she may be showing signs of bad health but there are as yet no Fleet St hacks queuing up to get insights for an Obit

And you expect Mr K's cat to get an obituary in the Times?  rubschin:

You could put a copy in the bottom of the litter tray like.
eeek:  lol: lol: lol:

Seems CWMBO can't be arsed right now to read that
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BTW Queenie is on her way home.  Amazing what you can do with Pampers and a few Immodium

Plaster of Paris and a cork in my day.
Title: Re: Queenie's got 'the trots'
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 03:03:32 PM
And you expect Mr K's cat to get an obituary in the Times?  rubschin:

I'd have written one if it was 84....  evil: