The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: BeetleHook on March 04, 2013, 04:59:43 PM
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Helloooo . . .
Anyone there?
(Raps firmly on the counter top)
HELLOOO!
If anyone's listening, there's a thirsty punter out here . . .
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Helloooo . . .
Anyone there?
(Raps firmly on the counter top)
HELLOOO!
If anyone's listening, there's a thirsty punter out here . . .
Welcome!
What will it be... stranger....
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Welcome, service is a bit crap here.....unless the landlady is here (LL)....
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Helloooo . . .
Anyone there?
(Raps firmly on the counter top)
HELLOOO!
If anyone's listening, there's a thirsty punter out here . . .
Welcome!
What will it be... stranger....
Viagra,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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It's a pity that LL has gone barking mad noooo:
Still, it's her way
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Welcome BeetleHook, 'alf of Mild wouldn't go amiss. :thumbsup:
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Reminds me of somebody... rubschin:
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Ahh, there is life then!
I'll have a pint of your best - oh, and a n'alf of mild for t'owd scrounger in 't corner.
Who is this LL of whom you speak?
. . . and what's Viagra doing in a pub? A pube I could (at a push) understand but a pub!
Words fail me!
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Words fail me!
Already!
Well, nice knowing you. ;)
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I thought this was about a desperate plea from Foggy noooo:
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I thought this was about a desperate plea from Foggy noooo:
evil:
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happy100
Medication is available :thumbsup:
I may even have a newspaper story to look up :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I thought this was about a desperate plea from Foggy noooo:
shutup:
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. . .Words fail me!
Helcome Wookiebeet
seems words failing me too redface:
BTW if you're over 70 don't let on and whatever you do don't drink the watered down vodka, you need the magic password to get the good stuff
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. . .Words fail me!
Helcome Wookiebeet
seems words failing me too redface:
BTW if you're over 70 don't let on and whatever you do don't drink the watered down vodka, you need the magic password to get the good stuff
Password or cash.......
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what actually pay for drinks? I know that works but it's so trade like
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Two questions:
1) who or what is Foggy - some arcane reference to Last of the Summer Wine?
2) Would PLUGH! work as password (Google is your friend ;-)) or is it even mmore obscure like "password"?
Please advise soonest 'cos I's gettin' DRY!
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What's this all about?
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Don't REALLY like to ask like, but are you a twat by any chance? rubschin:
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Two questions:
1) who or what is Foggy - some arcane reference to Last of the Summer Wine?
2) Would PLUGH! work as password (Google is your friend ;-)) or is it even mmore obscure like "password"?
Please advise soonest 'cos I's gettin' DRY!
Hiya Beetle, welcome to the dark side eveilgrin:
I'm the one they call foggy. It went from Miss T, to Misty then eventually some of the mongs started calling me foggy. ::)
oh, and once you get the password, mine's a vodka (the good stuff). :thumbsup:
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Two questions:
1) who or what is Foggy - some arcane reference to Last of the Summer Wine?
2) Would PLUGH! work as password (Google is your friend ;-)) or is it even mmore obscure like "password"?
Please advise soonest 'cos I's gettin' DRY!
"Foggy" is so so easy to work out as Miss T has explickled. The fun is in the guessing, it's stuff like Cow TV tht really takes some working out (and well beat me)
Does PLUGH! work - I have no idea
Barman please get Hooky a pint of least worst (aka best) on my err account
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Two questions:
1) who or what is Foggy - some arcane reference to Last of the Summer Wine?
2) Would PLUGH! work as password (Google is your friend ;-)) or is it even mmore obscure like "password"?
Please advise soonest 'cos I's gettin' DRY!
Hiya Beetle, welcome to the dark side eveilgrin:
I'm the one they call foggy. It went from Miss T, to Misty then eventually some of the mongs started calling me foggy. ::)oh, and once you get the password, mine's a vodka (the good stuff). :thumbsup:
I didn't though ey, me lickle angelic fresh cream filled chocolate slice of goodiness. angel1
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Two questions:
1) who or what is Foggy - some arcane reference to Last of the Summer Wine?
2) Would PLUGH! work as password (Google is your friend ;-)) or is it even mmore obscure like "password"?
Please advise soonest 'cos I's gettin' DRY!
Hiya Beetle, welcome to the dark side eveilgrin:
I'm the one they call foggy. It went from Miss T, to Misty then eventually some of the mongs started calling me foggy. ::)oh, and once you get the password, mine's a vodka (the good stuff). :thumbsup:
I didn't though ey, me lickle angelic fresh cream filled chocolate slice of goodiness. angel1
cloud9: sad24: got me all choked up there you delicious furry cuddle muffin.
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Don't REALLY like to ask like, but are you a nice person by any chance? rubschin:
Of course I'm a nice person G-Man!
May I be so bold as to ask, why does your piccy have a stuffed toy appearing from your decolletage?
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noooo:
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Well B-Hook, Growler is an enigma - but, like him I've no idea what Cow TV is.
Welcome anyway - I'll have a Finger please!
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Well B-Hook, Growler is an enigma - but, like him I've no idea what Cow TV is.
Welcome anyway - I'll have a Finger please!
eeek: where do you want it?
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Well B-Hook, Growler is an enigma - but, like him I've no idea what Cow TV is.
Welcome anyway - I'll have a Finger please!
Ewwww... even I didn't know that.... sick2:
Why do they put that stuff up yer bum like....? noooo:
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Where to begin? noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Wha? Shrugs:
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Well B-Hook, Growler is an enigma - but, like him I've no idea what Cow TV is.
Welcome anyway - I'll have a Finger please!
Indeed. rubschin:
Frequently mistunderstood though, but no longer gives a flyin' 'erd of turds. noooo:
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Welcome B-Hook
If we absolutely must have a welcome drink I'm sure I could be persuaded :thumbsup:
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Welcome B-Hook
If we absolutely must have a welcome drink I'm sure I could be persuaded :thumbsup:
€6.49 for two litres Miss D...? whistle:
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Welcome B-Hook
If we absolutely must have a welcome drink I'm sure I could be persuaded :thumbsup:
Oh sorry ~ I failed to introduce Miss D ..... she's always up for a stiff one.
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Welcome B-Hook
If we absolutely must have a welcome drink I'm sure I could be persuaded :thumbsup:
Will he/she end up as book........... rubschin:
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lol:
Yeah but in here the optics haven't worked in years and the pumps have run dry some time ago whistle:
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Buys shares in Smirnoff ::)
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lol:
Yeah but in here the optics haven't worked in years and the pumps have run dry some time ago whistle:
Sadly too close to the truth noooo: sad24:
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Buys shares in Smirnoff ::)
Absolutly.......... :thumbsup:
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Buys shares in Smirnoff ::)
Absolutly.......... :thumbsup:
And a collective groan echoed around the bar. tunble:
Just too, too predictable.
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Buys shares in Smirnoff ::)
Not Smirnoff... noooo:
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
My hero :thumbsup:
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
My hero :thumbsup:
angel1
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I sense a news story coming on rubschin:
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Buys shares in Smirnoff ::)
Not Smirnoff... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F6dyowwibl%2Fyoursign.jpg&hash=c050037c631ceb461b04d9edc3b23a1ef96b7832) (http://postimage.org/image/6dyowwibl/)
I said that....... ::)
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I sense a news story coming on rubschin:
noooo:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
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Don't trust the minx. Her feet are like icebergs evil:
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Don't trust the minx. Her feet are like icebergs evil:
It all that lettuce......... whistle:
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At least she isn't on the cabbage soup.
Have you tied your duvet down?
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Don't trust the minx. Her feet are like icebergs evil:
It all that lettuce......... whistle:
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Evening Beetlehook, if there's any mild left in that barrel, I'll have a pint of it :thumbsup:
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Don't trust the minx. Her feet are like icebergs evil:
It all that lettuce......... whistle:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
I just remembered where all that voddy came from...
I bought it at Ercan, took it to Istanbul and brought it all the way back again.... lol:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
I just remembered where all that voddy came from...
I bought it at Ercan, took it to Istanbul and brought it all the way back again.... lol:
It was worth the journey. cloud9:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
I just remembered where all that voddy came from...
I bought it at Ercan, took it to Istanbul and brought it all the way back again.... lol:
It was worth the journey. cloud9:
Sounds a bit far fetched to me.
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
I just remembered where all that voddy came from...
I bought it at Ercan, took it to Istanbul and brought it all the way back again.... lol:
It was worth the journey. cloud9:
cloud9:
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
I just remembered where all that voddy came from...
I bought it at Ercan, took it to Istanbul and brought it all the way back again.... lol:
It was worth the journey. cloud9:
Sounds a bit far fetched to me.
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Hello Beetlehook, welcome. I'll wait till you've got the password working and take a drink with you later in the week. I not allowed alcohol till Wednesday at least.... then it could be quite a session. surrender:
i can drink again on Friday, so me and you first to the bar when the doors open. :thumbsup:
scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned.
I just remembered where all that voddy came from...
I bought it at Ercan, took it to Istanbul and brought it all the way back again.... lol:
It was worth the journey. cloud9:
Sounds a bit far fetched to me.
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Welcome B-Hook
If we absolutely must have a welcome drink I'm sure I could be persuaded :thumbsup:
You obviously like the sound of a stiff one then... ;)
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Welcome B-Hook
If we absolutely must have a welcome drink I'm sure I could be persuaded :thumbsup:
You obviously like the sound of a stiff one then... ;)
AFFS................Snoopy beat you ........
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Yes, well...I posted that before I read all the shite after it...
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A girl could get a reputation rubschin:
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'Get' ... or 'Have'... rubschin:
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THE girl could get HAS GOT a reputation rubschin:
:thumbsup:
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Oh dear. Time to use my memory wiping stick whistle:
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Oh dear. Time to use my memory wiping stick whistle:
You named it........ whistle:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
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Oh dear. Time to use my mighty whipping stick whistle:
whistle:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
I was making a new batch.... redface:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
I was making a new batch.... redface:
I read that as BM has been for a pee. whistle:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
I was making a new batch.... redface:
I read that as BM has been for a pee. whistle:
redface:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
I was making a new batch.... redface:
Loaf, Talisker? I think we should be told.
Oh and....
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
I was making a new batch.... redface:
Loaf, Talisker? I think we should be told.
'Talisker'... whistle:
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/04/china-imprisons-men-ghost-marriage-corpse-bride (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/04/china-imprisons-men-ghost-marriage-corpse-bride) rubschin:
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Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it. ;D
Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.
Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.
That is why BM has gone........... noooo:
I was making a new batch.... redface:
Loaf, Talisker? I think we should be told.
'Talisker'... whistle:
I thought we had an "arrangement"? whistle:
Need to stock up on turnips again?
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/04/china-imprisons-men-ghost-marriage-corpse-bride (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/04/china-imprisons-men-ghost-marriage-corpse-bride) rubschin:
Hello Nick - may I enquire as to the relevance of your item?
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The thread title ::)
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You can always tell the new members as they try to figure out how Nick's mind works. lol:
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
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eeek:
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
rubschin: ;D ;D
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
rubschin: ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
or even evil: evil: evil: if it was my cancelled CDB hit job (still no mail order alibi)
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
Does the undertaker hold a Royal Warrant?
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
Does the undertaker hold a Royal Warrant?
lol: lol: lol:
Good point. rubschin:
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
My gran's brother was cremated last week, there was a massive delay. ( I swear you cant make this up) there are usually 2 burny things, but one was being renovated for larger coffins due to the amount of obesity. noooo:
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
My gran's brother was cremated last week, there was a massive delay. ( I swear you cant make this up) there are usually 2 burny things, but one was being renovated for larger coffins due to the amount of obesity. noooo:
Cremators... ::)
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Exhausted-ers ;)
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Exhausted-ers ;)
lol: lol: lol:
You wanna see a picture of the finished job donchya...?
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A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation". rubschin:
scared2:
My gran's brother was cremated last week, there was a massive delay. ( I swear you cant make this up) there are usually 2 burny things, but one was being renovated for larger coffins due to the amount of obesity. noooo:
Cremators... ::)
It sounds nicer than 'ovens'
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Exhausted-ers ;)
lol: lol: lol:
You wanna see a picture of the finished job donchya...?
Hang on, I'll go and get me post-works audit form
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Exhausted-ers ;)
lol: lol: lol:
You wanna see a picture of the finished job donchya...?
Hang on, I'll go and get me post-works audit form
scared2: