The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on March 05, 2013, 03:21:22 PM
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Just got my hand trapped in the bastard cussing:
Skinned all my knuckles sad24:
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Surprised you have any knuckles noooo:
I would have thought they would have been worn out from dragging them along the floor rubschin:
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A saucer of milk for Miss D please evil:
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Who where you peeping at......... rubschin:
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Who where you peeping at......... rubschin:
Indeed... I thought the svelte redhead had moved out...? rubschin:
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Trying to nick other people's post whistle:
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Trying to nick other people's post whistle:
I saw what you did there like! Thumbs:
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8)
lol:
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::)
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Just got my hand trapped in the bastard cussing:
Skinned all my knuckles sad24:
Are you a paper-boy......... rubschin:
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Just got my hand trapped in the bastard cussing:
Skinned all my knuckles sad24:
Are you a paper-boy......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Just got my hand trapped in the bastard cussing:
Skinned all my knuckles sad24:
Are you a paper-boy......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Ooohhhhh . . . Memories, memories.
Many years ago (more than I care to think about or admit to) I had a paper round.
Favourite sport was to insert folded paper, then finish the job with a mighty whack of the palm with a view to covering the length of the hall with the paper.
Good fun - strangely, those customers never tipped . . . rubschin:
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Just got my hand trapped in the bastard cussing:
Skinned all my knuckles sad24:
Are you a paper-boy......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Ooohhhhh . . . Memories, memories.
Many years ago (more than I care to think about or admit to) I had a paper round.
Favourite sport was to insert folded paper, then finish the job with a mighty whack of the palm with a view to covering the length of the hall with the paper.
Good fun - strangely, those customers never tipped . . . rubschin:
It was you was it??? cussing:
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Just got my hand trapped in the bastard cussing:
Skinned all my knuckles sad24:
Are you a paper-boy......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Ooohhhhh . . . Memories, memories.
Many years ago (more than I care to think about or admit to) I had a paper round.
Favourite sport was to insert folded paper, then finish the job with a mighty whack of the palm with a view to covering the length of the hall with the paper.
Good fun - strangely, those customers never tipped . . . rubschin:
It was you was it??? cussing:
eyes: ;D whistle:
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Who where you peeping at......... rubschin:
Indeed... I thought the svelte redhead had moved out...? rubschin:
It wouldn't have been his knuckles that were scraped. noooo:
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Have we got Nick all wrong here? Or even have we got all wrong Nick here?
His OP says "the barstard" so it must have been his own letter box. So shurely he was
- trying to get back in having lost key in his own pockets
- sticking fingers up at passers by
- making suggestive noises through letterbox at attractive neighbour
or even all 3
Useless counsel for the defence rests m'lud
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Who where you peeping at......... rubschin:
Indeed... I thought the svelte redhead had moved out...? rubschin:
It wouldn't have been his knuckles that were scraped. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Have we got Nick all wrong here? Or even have we got all wrong Nick here?
His OP says "the barstard" so it must have been his own letter box. So shurely he was
- trying to get back in having lost key in his own pockets
- sticking fingers up at passers by
- making suggestive noises through letterbox at attractive neighbour
or even all 3
Useless counsel for the defence rests m'lud
Or shoving a cucumer through it and shouting, "hey up Mrs, the Martians have arrived" lol: (with thanks to Ken Dodd of course)
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Have we got Nick all wrong here? Or even have we got all wrong Nick here?
His OP says "the barstard" so it must have been his own letter box. So shurely he was
- trying to get back in having lost key in his own pockets
- sticking fingers up at passers by
- making suggestive noises through letterbox at attractive neighbour
or even all 3
Useless counsel for the defence rests m'lud
Or shoving a cucumer through it and shouting, "hey up Mrs, the Martians have arrived" lol: (with thanks to Ken Dodd of course)
lol: lol: lol:
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Have we got Nick all wrong here? Or even have we got all wrong Nick here?
His OP says "the barstard" so it must have been his own letter box. So shurely he was
- trying to get back in having lost key in his own pockets
- sticking fingers up at passers by
- making suggestive noises through letterbox at attractive neighbour
or even all 3
Useless counsel for the defence rests m'lud
Or shoving a cucumer through it and shouting, "hey up Mrs, the Martians have arrived" lol: (with thanks to Ken Dodd of course)
That's the one I was trying to think of. :thumbsup: