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Title: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:05:19 PM: Someone I know is starting a magazine......he needs advertising for this market....I called and said what commision can you give me ..I have 10 full page ads for you ...

he said I have a rep in your area .............I cannot...... Banghead........

I told him his reps are shite ..............the best offer I got was a free ad ......... noooo:

I am seriously gonna stop helping people soon........... noooo:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:07:58 PM: We should start a home brew mag.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2013, 08:09:48 PM: Barmong weekly? rubschin:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:10:33 PM: I am seriously fecking amazed .............got 6k of money for him and he is not sure ... eeek:

feck him .............
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:12:22 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:10:33 PM
I am seriously fecking amazed .............got 6k of money for him and he is not sure ... eeek:

feck him .............

You should book some places in Barmong Weekly^TMlike.... whistle:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2013, 08:13:10 PM: Oi you tin plated tosser, I coined Barmong Weekly cussing:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:21:01 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2013, 08:13:10 PM
Oi you tin plated tosser, I coined Barmong Weekly cussing:

You'll have to pay me a royalty for using that I'm afraid.... whistle:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:24:51 PM: it is a fecking recession ................I have people ......... Banghead his reps have sold 2 adverts in 2 weeks................ noooo:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2013, 08:29:44 PM: Is that cos they have second jobs doing drain work?
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:31:14 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 05, 2013, 08:29:44 PM
Is that cos they have second jobs doing drain work?

lol: lol: no they are mongs........... cussing:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:31:58 PM: Calm down.... ::)
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2013, 08:34:14 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:31:14 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 05, 2013, 08:29:44 PM
Is that cos they have second jobs doing drain work?

lol: lol: no they are mongs........... cussing:
as evidenced by their drain work?

Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Calm down.... ::)
There's a rather tense game of footie on*, calm is not going to prevail for a while

* nil nil to Leeds last time I looked ;)
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:37:50 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 05, 2013, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:31:14 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 05, 2013, 08:29:44 PM
Is that cos they have second jobs doing drain work?

lol: lol: no they are mongs........... cussing:
as evidenced by their drain work?

Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Calm down.... ::)
There's a rather tense game of footie on*, calm is not going to prevail for a while

* nil nil to Leeds last time I looked ;)

Shrugs:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:39:38 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Calm down.... ::)

Tonight Matthew I will be .................Growler (awaits smoking entry)..........
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:42:17 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:39:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Calm down.... ::)

Tonight Matthew I will be .................Growler (awaits smoking entry)..........

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2013, 08:54:36 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 08:39:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Calm down.... ::)

Tonight Matthew I will be .................Growler (awaits smoking entry)..........

Does that make BM Nick then? I always thought those two buggers were alike. rubschin:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 08:46:01 PM: More fecking mongs ..............the birds footy is here ...........found out through UK site ..........I fecking live here ........no idea..........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218)
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:48:25 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 08:46:01 PM
More fecking mongs ..............the birds footy is here ...........found out through UK site ..........I fecking live here ........no idea..........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218)

Jordan Nobbs looks like Derek... noooo:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 08:50:22 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:48:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 08:46:01 PM
More fecking mongs ..............the birds footy is here ...........found out through UK site ..........I fecking live here ........no idea..........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218)

Jordan Nobbs looks like Derek... noooo:

I have a meeting with the CTO next week ...........may send Miss T ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 08:22:15 AM: noooo: noooo:

Guy Gets Owned By His Shotgun (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83142386#)
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 08:27:00 AM: Quote from: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 08:22:15 AM
noooo: noooo:

Guy Gets Owned By His Shotgun (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83142386#)

Holy fuck! Shocked:

What an eeeejit - he is lucky it didn't go off when he put it on the rack - it would have blown his head off! noooo:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 09:33:13 AM: Quote from: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 08:22:15 AM
noooo: noooo:

Guy Gets Owned By His Shotgun (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83142386#)

Real-time natural selection. lol:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 09:46:24 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 09:33:13 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 08:22:15 AM
noooo: noooo:

Guy Gets Owned By His Shotgun (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83142386#)

Real-time natural selection. lol:

Working well Mr. Darwin sir! Thumbs:
Title: Re: People who are mongs.
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 02:16:15 PM: Quote from: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 08:22:15 AM
noooo: noooo:

Guy Gets Owned By His Shotgun (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83142386#)
eeek: that gun is more accurate without the human. Sort of suggests . . . scared2: