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Title: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:43:05 AM
Nice and ready like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 08:49:35 AM
Fangs  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:50:34 AM
Fangs  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2013, 09:51:51 AM
I visited mine yesterday - wobbly molar  noooo: .  I thought it was on its way out but MrD said nooooo, just give the gums a good work out and it'll be right as rain. Due back next Monday and the Monday after for a full wash and brush up  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2013, 10:00:39 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 10:14:28 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists  scared2:

I'm surprised to even see you in here....  eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Shouldn't this be in the Medical Centre?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 10:17:11 AM
Shouldn't this be in the Medical Centre?

 rubschin:

Sage words...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 10:42:17 AM
Hope it goes well Snoopy
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:09:25 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists  scared2:

Getting fussy now........ rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2013, 11:11:34 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2013, 11:30:32 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists  scared2:

Ooops, ... Dracula ?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:15:08 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 03:57:41 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 05:45:33 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:

Oh Noes ~ Far too many vowels .... isn't it? .......  noooo:

Anywhoo ~ tooth has been removed, gum and cheek have come round from the "local" and it all feels very much betterer. Socking great hole in me gum tho'.
"Soft" food for a couple of days and all should be well.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
If only i could say the same.....  £1250 and 6 more appointments.   I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever.   noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 06:55:10 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:

Oh Noes ~ Far too many vowels .... isn't it? .......  noooo:

Anywhoo ~ tooth has been removed, gum and cheek have come round from the "local" and it all feels very much betterer. Socking great hole in me gum tho'.
"Soft" food for a couple of days and all should be well.  :thumbsup:

Bag of jelly babies puppies on its way then. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:22:22 PM
If only i could say the same.....  £1250 and 6 more appointments.   I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever.   noooo:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 07:48:20 PM
If only i could say the same.....  £1250 and 6 more appointments.   I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever.   noooo:

 eeek: Haven't you heard of the NHS wummun?

Ackchooly as an over 65 yo diabetic all treatment in Wales is FREE as are the prescriptions ..... and this extends down to my family  whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 08:22:41 PM
Yes.  They charged me £50, gave me a 8 week delay in continuing the treatment they started on 31st November.  Gave me a child's dose of antibiotic the first time I went with the abscess, ineffective antibiotic the second and third time of visiting.  Took out a toooth that apparently the new Dentist is 99 per cent is sure shouldnt have been lost, didn't find the fractured toooth that was probably the real cause, haven't modified another crown that had caused problems for years, signed me off until December even though I was still complaining of earache and jaw pain, didn't seem to be aware that I was off work for 3 weeks..... I could go on and on and on and on.   noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 09:48:32 PM
Yes.  They charged me £50, gave me a 8 week delay in continuing the treatment they started on 31st November.  Gave me a child's dose of antibiotic the first time I went with the abscess, ineffective antibiotic the second and third time of visiting.  Took out a toooth that apparently the new Dentist is 99 per cent is sure shouldnt have been lost, didn't find the fractured toooth that was probably the real cause, haven't modified another crown that had caused problems for years, signed me off until December even though I was still complaining of earache and jaw pain, didn't seem to be aware that I was off work for 3 weeks..... I could go on and on and on and on.   noooo:
noooo: noooo: That is worth a formal complaint (once you are all mended)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 10:56:10 PM
I am with a new (30 years experienced) dentist.   No connection to the other one. 
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 10:57:48 PM
I am with a new (30 years experienced) dentist.   No connection to the other one.

Fingers crossed.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 11:01:16 PM
Oh he knows his stuff, I've seen the £ signs in his eyes to prove it.  evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 11:29:08 PM
Sadly the good ones know they are good and they have to go private to get the appropriate reward
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:38:39 PM
Sadly the good ones know they are good and they have to go private to get the appropriate reward

Still on dentists........ rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 11:42:18 PM
yep.  My NHS dentist plan was extract extract extract

Private dentists have saved 3 teeth for me and 2 for Mrs K
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:46:33 PM
yep.  My NHS dentist plan was extract extract extract

Private dentists have saved 3 teeth for me and 2 for Mrs K

How much to buy them back......... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:56:06 PM
lol:

Is that a private paid smiley......... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2013, 12:50:20 AM
err no
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 05:41:35 AM
My dentist is babetastic...  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said.  ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
You said.  ::)

He's Arabic  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 08:19:23 AM
You said.  ::)

 redface:

And cheap too like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:12:10 AM
You said.  ::)

He's Arabic  rubschin:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:15:21 AM
You said.  ::)

He's Arabic  rubschin:

 drumroll: drumroll:

Don't encourage them... ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:27:02 AM
You said.  ::)

He's Arabic  rubschin:

 drumroll: drumroll:

Don't encourage them... ::)

Why?

In case he proves you sane?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:54:48 AM
You said.  ::)

He's Arabic  rubschin:

 drumroll: drumroll:

Don't encourage them... ::)

Why?

In case he proves you sane?

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:30:32 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment  sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2013, 04:32:19 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment  sad32:

happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 01, 2013, 08:40:23 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment  sad32:
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Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2013, 08:08:34 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment  sad32:

Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2013, 08:35:03 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment  sad32:

Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest
happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2013, 10:13:15 PM
One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2013, 02:19:14 PM
One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same  noooo:

Presumably a different tooth though?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2013, 02:50:18 PM
One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same  noooo:

Presumably a different tooth though?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 06:07:46 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2014, 06:16:22 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 point:

Mrs T will be impressed with your dribbling.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2014, 06:17:34 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Wiring your jaw shut so you can't say anything stupid you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 20, 2014, 08:23:02 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Going to dig her up then?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2014, 08:23:28 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"


Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 09:36:06 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2014, 10:12:43 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"


Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 10:29:42 AM
9.45 appointment  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"


Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

 drumroll:  ;D
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 05:30:32 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse  cloud9: cloud9:  Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 05:36:52 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse  cloud9: cloud9:  Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.

They still use gas then do they...?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 07:36:41 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse  cloud9: cloud9:  Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
:thumbsup:  lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on May 21, 2014, 07:42:47 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse  cloud9: cloud9:  Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
:thumbsup:  lol:

 ::) ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2014, 03:43:26 PM
This could be promising, drill free treatment...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658759/A-trip-dentist-without-drill-New-treatment-means-teeth-repair-themselves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658759/A-trip-dentist-without-drill-New-treatment-means-teeth-repair-themselves.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 10:38:04 PM
Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2014, 05:06:20 AM
Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2014, 09:09:46 AM
Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:
think yourself lucky you weren't tooth fairy of the week
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2014, 12:30:25 PM
Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy....  evil:

...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2014, 12:34:13 PM
Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy....  evil:

...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)


You should know choccy is bad for you....... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2014, 01:06:35 PM
Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy....  evil:

...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)


You should know choccy is bad for you....... noooo:

 sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2014, 08:28:30 PM
Appointment at 11.30 tomorrow  scared2: scared2:

WIth babetastic Spanish dentist  cloud9:

On her last day in the job  sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 04, 2014, 09:25:35 PM
Perhaps she'd like to out with a bang  ;)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2014, 09:36:38 PM
Perhaps she'd like to out with a bang  ;)

 lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2014, 10:17:34 PM
Book the Nottingham Travel Lodge, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2014, 04:59:32 PM
I got a hug  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 04:41:39 PM
Don't dentists tend to play golf.....  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/bpN_0CiV8W0 (http://youtu.be/bpN_0CiV8W0)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893981/Dad-yanks-7-year-old-son-s-tooth-floss-string-attached-golf-ball-hits-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893981/Dad-yanks-7-year-old-son-s-tooth-floss-string-attached-golf-ball-hits-driver.html)

Found this one linked on youtube, just what were they drinking to come up with this idea  eeek:

(People of a squeamish nature like BM may want to look away now)

http://youtu.be/TM3dpPqWG7Y (http://youtu.be/TM3dpPqWG7Y)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 10:35:25 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2015, 11:27:16 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html)
  eeek: eeek:     noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2015, 06:02:31 AM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html)

I'm not clicking that....  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 08:29:37 AM
There is nothing grim on there you big girls blouse  lol: was just the idea of having a replacement tooth designed to be a bottle opener.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2015, 08:30:26 AM
Do they do corkscrews?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 08:31:44 AM
Dracula the sommelier?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Misty on May 02, 2015, 10:11:42 PM
I want this! I have a big chip in a tooth from opening a bottle of Bud on the beach. I had been doing it for years but one night...... noooo:

My dad was a pro rugby player and I'm quite good, do you reckon I qualify?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 05:36:17 PM
You have nothing to lose asking, I'm sure if it came to it Apey would be happy to pay for the procedure...  whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2015, 05:52:47 PM
You have nothing to lose asking, I'm sure if it came to it Apey would be happy to pay for the procedure...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2015, 09:18:51 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2015, 09:20:37 AM
on a Sunday??   eeek:

must be bad

Popcorn:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2015, 12:40:49 PM
I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50  scared2: scared2:


My sympathy Nick  happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 12:44:19 PM
I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50  scared2: scared2:


My sympathy Nick  happy100

I'll have a beer please.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2015, 12:49:25 PM
Only s check up, fortunately. My dentist operates 7 days a week  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2015, 03:09:05 PM
Only s check up, fortunately. My dentist operates 7 days a week  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
[/quote
 :thumbsup:

I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50  scared2: scared2:


My sympathy Nick  happy100

I'll have a beer please.... Thumbs:
lol:

Hope it goes painlessly Boogs
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2015, 07:03:34 PM
Thank you Steve  Thumbs:  I suspect not this time sadly  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 03:24:24 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2015, 11:07:26 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html)
eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2015, 01:25:26 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F68n74v0ql%2Ftumblr_mhpmjgr_VUf1r0nhs9o1_1280.jpg&hash=6a3a9092be31862da6cb97267bd68fe1553fceff) (http://postimg.org/image/68n74v0ql/)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:27:55 PM
I might let Miss I have a tinkle later, so to speak
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2015, 02:08:10 PM
I might let Miss I have a tinkle later, so to speak


Too many jokes.... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2015, 02:10:07 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2015, 06:52:49 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Tulips.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2015, 08:21:36 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2015, 01:01:05 AM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2015, 09:28:34 AM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?

Go on, spoil us.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2015, 09:40:30 AM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?

Go on, spoil us.

What goes Plink Plink Fizz?


Richard Clayderman in an acid bath
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2015, 11:18:02 AM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?

Go on, spoil us.

What goes Plink Plink Fizz?


Richard Clayderman in an acid bath
lol:
Spoiled indeed .  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:14:52 PM
One broken tooth repaired by the magnificent Nicola  :thumbsup:

Injection still wearing off, I shall be mumbling and dribbling more than usual for a while
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer.  It'll reach me brain soon  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:53:40 PM
No one will notice  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:58:11 PM
No one will notice  noooo:
  sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2016, 01:37:50 PM
I have a molar problem...  evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 01:39:41 PM
Too many jokes..............
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2016, 01:43:37 PM
Too many jokes..............

 cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2016, 01:54:58 PM
One broken tooth repaired by the magnificent Nicola  :thumbsup:

Injection still wearing off, I shall be mumbling and dribbling more than usual for a while

Add a greying ginger wig and a ratty rug and you could be Nick's long lost brother...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 01:55:39 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2016, 04:50:20 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

It seems longer than that.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 04:50:59 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2016, 04:55:47 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer.  It'll reach me brain soon  scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more....  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 05:13:24 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

It seems longer than that.
moves 10 turnip futures from left pocket
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 05:19:35 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer.  It'll reach me brain soon  scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more....  noooo:

 doublefacepalm

Hopefully  *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 26, 2016, 05:47:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer.  It'll reach me brain soon  scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more....  noooo:

 doublefacepalm

Hopefully  *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas

Already been done  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2016, 05:52:50 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin:  Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years  eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer.  It'll reach me brain soon  scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more....  noooo:

 doublefacepalm

Hopefully  *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas

Already been done  :thumbsup:

Oh top man!  :thumbsup:

I hope the post concluded, "you daft old cunt"...  lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:08:48 PM
Miss I tells me her dentist wants to fit her with teeth braces  noooo:  SHe'll be wearing a schoolgerl outfit next.................


















 rubschin:
























 eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 06:12:51 PM
Miss I tells me her dentist wants to fit her with teeth braces  noooo:  SHe'll be wearing a schoolgerl outfit next.................


















 rubschin:
























 eyes:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:16:34 PM
She does possess a PTMS  cloud9: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 06:36:22 PM
She does possess a PTMS  cloud9: eyes:

Too many jokes ....... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:49:06 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 06:56:09 PM
She does possess a PTMS  cloud9: eyes:

Oh love her!  Thumbs:

I bet she really enjoys dressing Sindy in it....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fl670nntlb%2FLL_1975_pic_2.jpg&hash=de7d8268e8d320bc6f0d34869cc6a35f165a43bc) (http://postimg.org/image/l670nntlb/)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:57:40 PM
 evil:




















SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy  redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:05:09 PM
evil:




















SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy  redface:

Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:08:16 PM
You are a bastard.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:14:32 PM
You are a bastard.

I didn't mention spit=roast ,,like BM would ....... evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:20:07 PM
You can't do that with a lesb....................


Oh  redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:34:01 PM
evil:




















SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy  redface:

Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:

 drumroll:

happy001
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:34:30 PM
You are a bastard.

I didn't mention spit=roast ,,like BM would ....... evil:

I didn't!  cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:38:00 PM
evil:




















SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy  redface:

Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:

 drumroll:

happy001

 ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM
FUCK!  cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony!   sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
FUCK!  cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony!   sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:43:19 PM
FUCK!  cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony!   sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered!  :thumbsup:

 sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:45:44 PM
FUCK!  cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony!   sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered!  :thumbsup:

 sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:48:48 PM
FUCK!  cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony!   sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered!  :thumbsup:

 sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope

Oh noes... cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniels'....  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2016, 06:26:26 PM
FUCK!  cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony!   sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered!  :thumbsup:

 sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope

Oh noes... cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniels'....  cloud9:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO  zivania ..
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 10:42:47 AM
Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz....  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2016, 11:03:36 AM
Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz....  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Will the dyed white spirit with a touch of pooFake JD last that long?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2016, 11:05:30 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2016, 11:10:44 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
  noooo:

Strong booze dabbed on it numbs it for ages.   Schnapps works well and it's not exactly drinkable is it.

Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 11:12:21 AM
Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz....  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Will the dyed white spirit with a touch of pooFake JD last that long?

It will!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 11:12:39 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2016, 02:15:28 PM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:

 scared2:
[serious] He is right. Instant relief. [/serious]
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2016, 02:17:44 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 02:33:59 PM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:

 scared2:
[serious] He is right. Instant relief. [/serious]

*snigger*  redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2016, 02:51:51 PM
Child  ::)




















You can get treatment for that............
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 07:15:36 PM
ompt....  sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2016, 08:03:01 PM
ompt....  sad24:
Oh woes

Set up a drip feed of pretend JD direct on the tooth
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Pirate on April 24, 2016, 08:21:28 PM
ompt....  sad24:

Oil of cloves...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2016, 09:43:10 PM
ompt....  sad24:

Oil of cloves...  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2016, 10:49:09 AM
Done!  eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2016, 10:56:58 AM
Done!  eeek:
:thumbsup:

Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2016, 10:59:03 AM
Done!  eeek:
**Dribble**
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2016, 06:24:55 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2016, 06:52:37 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning  scared2:

 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 09:20:16 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning  scared2:

 scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Eastbourne beckons for us
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2016, 10:08:31 AM
She has evidently been sent on a course as she grinned all the time and called me "Darlink". It was terrifying scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2016, 10:29:39 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning  scared2:

 scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Eastbourne beckons for us

The Costa Geriatrica.

 happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2016, 10:34:03 AM
Do they do coffee too?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:39:03 AM
Do they do coffee too?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:43:38 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning  scared2:

 scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Eastbourne beckons for us

The Costa Geriatrica.

 happy100
It is a bit that way.  Nearby Bexhill even more so
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
Of course this leaves unexplained why I posted where I was today in the Dentistry thread

 doh: doh: doh:

(alcohol wasn't involved so it has to be stupidity  redface: )
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2016, 11:14:28 AM
Of course this leaves unexplained why I posted where I was today in the Dentistry thread

 doh: doh: doh:

(alcohol wasn't involved so it has to be stupidity  redface: )

***Lifeline***

Isn't your dentist in Eastbourne then?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 01:18:55 PM
Oh noes Nicola is much nearer. But right now further as I'm in Eastbourne
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 05:28:04 AM
Rosa Klebb at 9.00  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2017, 05:48:41 AM
Rosa Klebb at 9.00  noooo:

 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 09:52:36 AM
Rosa was in a friendly and smiley mood which made her all the more terrifying  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
 eeek:  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2017, 01:31:22 PM
eeek:  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2017, 07:57:40 AM
eeek:  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/)

 rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:40:55 AM
All nice and ready for Steve like...  whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 11:15:55 AM
Mixed results

£80 bill and I have to have a filling repaired (for more money) but not today and I got the disappointed look again from the hygienist because I just can't stand flossing
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 11:32:35 AM
Mixed results

£80 bill and I have to have a filling repaired (for more money) but not today and I got the disappointed look again from the hygienist because I just can't stand flossing

 Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 02:37:41 PM
I have a choice. Pay through the nose to Nicola who is superb or wait for years for the chance to see an NHS dentist du jour who who just say 'extraction'

I can afford the former but not the latter
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 02:53:54 PM
I am warming to Rosa Klebb  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:06:16 PM
My dentist is babetastic...  cloud9:

...have I mentioned it before...?  redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 03:41:06 PM
Does she freeze your dick when you go?  ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:47:07 PM
Does she freeze your dick when you go?  ::)

For a small extra charge...  ;)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:58:24 PM
Well that wasn't too bad.  One broken tooth patched up for £40

Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 04:00:07 PM
Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 04:01:02 PM
Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
rubschin:

Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on October 24, 2017, 11:50:57 PM
Well that wasn't too bad.  One broken tooth patched up for £40

Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 05:01:37 PM
Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb  scared2:

DO you have to tell her you are infected like...?  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 05:03:44 PM
no angel1
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2017, 10:25:25 AM
Nice new Spanish nurse  eyes:

Rosa blew something down my throat by mistake and made me koff sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 04:55:15 PM
I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems  rubschin:

Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2018, 04:59:28 PM
I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems  rubschin:

Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.

I put it into Google Translate and it said, "what is this shite...?"
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:00:35 PM
It's about legendary Amazon wimmin  whistle: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:02:12 PM
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2018, 05:24:48 PM
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Seems rather obsessed with taking them up the Euphrates.
Still, one hump is better than none, as the old Egyptian cynic said.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:25:30 PM
Sounds like a plan  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2018, 02:03:11 PM
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
You post that like someone gives a flying fuck what it translated to
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2018, 02:36:28 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2018, 01:07:56 PM
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2018, 03:00:21 PM
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood  scared2:

My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)...  eyes:

...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you...  scared2:

...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills...  point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 03:24:14 PM
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood  scared2:

My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)...  eyes:

...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you...  scared2:

...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills...  point:

Either that or she is planning on giving him a stroke...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2018, 03:57:53 PM
A stroke you say?  Someone call an ambulance for #23 Nick Towers Nottingham
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 05:45:33 AM
Rosa Klebb at 10.00  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 06:20:39 AM
Rosa Klebb at 10.00  scared2:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2018, 07:25:05 AM
Rosa Klebb at 10.00  scared2:
Just lie back and think of eels
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 07:45:10 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 09:51:26 AM
Yay, Rosa Klebb has left  :thumbsup:  Saw Nikita instead   eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 21, 2018, 10:18:55 AM
Is your dentist the other side of the Iron Curtain?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 10:31:51 AM
It is like the Tower of Babel  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2018, 10:33:35 AM
Yay, Rosa Klebb has left  :thumbsup:  Saw Nikita instead   eyes:
scary Nikita?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.matcoop.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F02%2FNikita.jpg&hash=4dce5dd9a456e915a16db137eaf9387af2e9fad2)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 10:37:52 AM
Oh noes. SHe was very good with her hands  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 11:15:23 AM
Is your dentist the other side of the Iron Curtain?

Only when she does the X-Rays...  ;)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 03:30:06 PM
SHe is a dab hand at the scale and polish. When I smile I look like a grand piano  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 03:39:06 PM
SHe is a dab hand at the scale and polish. When I smile I look like a grand piano  cloud9:

Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 03:41:30 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: angry041: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:06:23 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: angry041: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:


 point: point: point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2018, 06:51:39 AM
Appointment with Nikita  eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2018, 07:29:52 AM
Appointment with Nikita  eyes:

The power tools people...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2018, 07:40:37 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2018, 02:25:46 PM
She says I have a loose tooth  sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2018, 03:35:29 PM
She says I have a loose tooth  sad24:

Does she have a lithp...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2018, 03:38:51 PM
No, but she poked me in my ear with  her boob. Big breaths?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2018, 08:29:02 PM
No, but she poked me in my ear with  her boob. Big breaths?
:thumbsup:  Dentistettes tend to do that
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2018, 08:30:10 PM
She says I have a loose tooth  sad24:
And what did she tell the tooth?

"Sorry tooth you got a rattly owner"?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2018, 03:09:39 PM
She says I have a loose tooth  sad24:

Case of Gingivitis?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2018, 03:10:29 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2018, 03:26:25 PM
She says I have a loose tooth  sad24:

Case of Gingivitis?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2018, 04:44:53 PM
She says I have a loose tooth  sad24:

Case of Gingivitis?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

I was actually being serious there...  Banghead
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2018, 05:20:58 AM
Going for a check-up and clean this morning...  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2018, 08:50:43 AM
€30... I'll take the dog there next time... ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:00:47 AM
Having my tooth repaired today at 11:00  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:08:12 AM
You only have one?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:13:34 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2019, 07:34:24 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
...so far today
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 09:09:37 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
The curse of a toffee?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 09:13:13 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
...so far today

 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 09:13:33 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
The curse of a toffee?

Biltong...  redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 09:14:32 AM
sdfkjhg sdgliug sdljgldg duedjjkgr Drool:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2019, 09:39:32 AM
sdfkjhg sdgliug sdljgldg duedjjkgr Drool:

Is it my imagination or is BM making more sense than usual...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 09:40:52 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
The curse of a toffee?

Biltong...  redface:
noooo:

Why do we always blame what we were eating when the bugger breaks and not the years of issues that led to it

Well that's what i do anyway.  Last one I broke was using one of those interdental sticks the denterist told me to use for healthier teeth.  Kerching another big payment to her
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 09:48:17 AM
You only have one?

One broken one... ::)
The curse of a toffee?

Biltong...  redface:
noooo:

Why do we always blame what we were eating when the bugger breaks and not the years of issues that led to it

Well that's what i do anyway.  Last one I broke was using one of those interdental sticks the denterist told me to use for healthier teeth.  Kerching another big payment to her

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 09:48:44 AM
sdfkjhg sdgliug sdljgldg duedjjkgr Drool:

Is it my imagination or is BM making more sense than usual...  rubschin:


 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:19:15 PM
My tooth has fallen apart!  cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:20:28 PM
Ask for your money back  whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:21:40 PM
Ask for your money back  whistle:

I bleddy will!  sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 05:29:38 PM
My tooth has fallen apart!  cussing:
Glue it back together with some of that wonder mastic that's holding that road together?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:38:24 PM
My tooth has fallen apart!  cussing:
Glue it back together with some of that wonder mastic that's holding that road together?

Or SuperGlue...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 06:25:46 PM
My tooth has fallen apart!  cussing:
Glue it back together with some of that wonder mastic that's holding that road together?

Or SuperGlue...?  rubschin:
Not sure that's a good idea as tongues can get stuck but araldite?

Flour and water not a good idea obvs
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 07:31:19 PM
My tooth has fallen apart!  cussing:
Glue it back together with some of that wonder mastic that's holding that road together?

Or SuperGlue...?  rubschin:
Not sure that's a good idea as tongues can get stuck but araldite?

Flour and water not a good idea obvs

Epoxy Resin!  :thumbsup:

Or No More Nails Waterproof... Which is white!  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:38:21 PM
I am sure you can trust LL to glue your mouth up  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 07:46:53 PM
I am sure you can trust LL to glue your mouth up  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:55:18 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 08:05:30 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point:

 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2019, 08:29:53 PM
I am sure you can trust LL to glue your mouth up  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:

Are you sure there is a glue in existence that strong?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2019, 08:58:52 AM
Fixed!  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 09:48:40 AM
 :thumbsup:   Mastic?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2019, 10:16:53 AM
:thumbsup:   Mastic?

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 10:18:35 AM
:thumbsup:   Mastic?

 Thumbs:
The double sided tape failed then
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2019, 11:54:47 AM
:thumbsup:   Mastic?

No masticate,,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2019, 01:53:55 PM
:thumbsup:   Mastic?

No masticate,,,,,,,,,, noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2019, 05:29:46 AM
Appointment with Nikita  eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 06:30:54 AM
Appointment with Nikita  eyes: eyes:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/f5/3c/8af53c252806af4187fb2fa207629ef0.jpg)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2019, 06:42:36 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2019, 08:51:10 AM
Appointment with Nikita  eyes: eyes:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/f5/3c/8af53c252806af4187fb2fa207629ef0.jpg)

 rubschin:
happy001
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2019, 01:30:18 PM
She has eyes like Maltesers  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2019, 05:37:14 PM
Dark brown with a crunchy centre?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2019, 06:48:41 PM
I haven't got that close yet   eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 10:53:58 PM
I haven't got that close yet   eyes: eyes:

I suspect that if you are using lines like that the only thing you are likely to get closer to will be a root canal...  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2019, 03:26:08 AM
I haven't got that close yet   eyes: eyes:

I suspect that if you are using lines like that the only thing you are likely to get closer to will be a root canal...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2019, 05:13:08 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2019, 06:49:25 AM
I've lost half a tooth this week.... Should really go and get it sorted at some point...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2019, 02:56:52 PM
I've lost half a tooth this week.... Should really go and get it sorted at some point...  rubschin:
Wait for it to pass through then get it glued back?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2019, 09:02:15 PM
I've lost half a tooth this week.... Should really go and get it sorted at some point...  rubschin:
Wait for it to pass through then get it glued back?

No More Nails you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 07:00:24 AM
Appointment at 11:30...  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 09:39:26 AM
All done... €30...  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2019, 02:30:23 PM
All done... €30...  cloud9:

Cheap......... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:49:51 PM
All done... €30...  cloud9:

Cheap......... rubschin:

Aldi own brand superglue...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2019, 03:51:48 PM
All done... €30...  cloud9:

Cheap......... rubschin:

Aldi own brand superglue...  rubschin:
flour and water you say?

Let's see if it lasts longer than my Anemometer repair (still working)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 10:04:24 AM
Off for a session with Nikita  eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2020, 10:09:33 AM
Off for a session with Nikita  eyes:

pathead:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2020, 04:05:15 PM
Off for a session with Nikita  eyes:

(https://www.history.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_768/MTU5NzAxOTkzMjIzMzY1NzM3/nikita-khrushchev.jpg)

 noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 04:06:44 PM
SHe is Babetastic  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 07:03:48 PM
Off for a session with Nikita  eyes:

They make power tools...... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 10:00:37 PM
Off for a session with Nikita  eyes:

They make power tools...... rubschin:



https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-dad-cracks-tooth-and-decides-to-do-his-own-dentistry-with-power-tool-20200106?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR27Hpj9gT5oXd9PYU4o_7f6P2vxr8g_Gyg0CaQnJV2XLrTBQJz-An5fNZ8
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2020, 07:28:51 AM
Off for a session with Nikita  eyes:

They make power tools...... rubschin:



https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-dad-cracks-tooth-and-decides-to-do-his-own-dentistry-with-power-tool-20200106?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR27Hpj9gT5oXd9PYU4o_7f6P2vxr8g_Gyg0CaQnJV2XLrTBQJz-An5fNZ8

 eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2020, 11:22:51 AM
In some sort of sympathy vote, half of one of my fillings has fallen out. 

Nicola awaits on Tuesday
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2020, 12:07:27 PM
Dentist tomoz to finally look at my two Lockdown broken teeth and the discoloured one...  scared2:

Did I mention my dentist is BabeTastic...?  eyes:

...I'm seeing her BabeTastic2 daughter....  eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2020, 12:25:21 PM
Dentist tomoz to finally look at my two Lockdown broken teeth and the discoloured one...  scared2:

Did I mention my dentist is BabeTastic...?  eyes:

...I'm seeing her BabeTastic2 daughter....  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 Shocked:  so you broke 2 teeth with a mole grip and painted your tooth just to get a lech?

 rubschin:  Could be reasonable but we really need pictures to decide (of her, not the gnashers)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2020, 12:58:21 PM
Dentist tomoz to finally look at my two Lockdown broken teeth and the discoloured one...  scared2:

Did I mention my dentist is BabeTastic...?  eyes:

...I'm seeing her BabeTastic2 daughter....  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 Shocked:  so you broke 2 teeth with a mole grip and painted your tooth just to get a lech?

 rubschin:  Could be reasonable but we really need pictures to decide (of her, not the gnashers)

If LL reads this .....No need for dentist......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2020, 01:02:55 PM
Dentist tomoz to finally look at my two Lockdown broken teeth and the discoloured one...  scared2:

Did I mention my dentist is BabeTastic...?  eyes:

...I'm seeing her BabeTastic2 daughter....  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 Shocked:  so you broke 2 teeth with a mole grip and painted your tooth just to get a lech?

 rubschin:  Could be reasonable but we really need pictures to decide (of her, not the gnashers)

If LL reads this .....No need for dentist......... Thumbs:
;D
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2020, 01:15:12 PM
Dentist tomoz to finally look at my two Lockdown broken teeth and the discoloured one...  scared2:

Did I mention my dentist is BabeTastic...?  eyes:

...I'm seeing her BabeTastic2 daughter....  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 Shocked:  so you broke 2 teeth with a mole grip and painted your tooth just to get a lech?

 rubschin:  Could be reasonable but we really need pictures to decide (of her, not the gnashers)

If LL reads this .....No need for dentist......... Thumbs:

 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2020, 09:44:16 AM
Had a clean and my broken tooth built up... Going back Wednesday to have two ground down for the fitting of crowns...  cry:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2020, 09:51:10 AM
Had a clean and my broken tooth built up... Going back Wednesday to have two ground down for the fitting of crowns...  cry:

"You're big, you're powerful, you can do this, go on, show them"

Oh, and ouch  Snoopysick:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2020, 10:22:42 AM
Had a clean and my broken tooth built up... Going back Wednesday to have two ground down for the fitting of crowns...  cry:

"You're big, you're powerful, you can do this, go on, show them"

Oh, and ouch  Snoopysick:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2020, 07:51:47 PM
Had a clean and my broken tooth built up... Going back Wednesday to have two ground down for the fitting of crowns...  cry:
Time to arrange the mortgage to pay for it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2020, 06:06:53 AM
Had a clean and my broken tooth built up... Going back Wednesday to have two ground down for the fitting of crowns...  cry:
Time to arrange the mortgage to pay for it  :thumbsup:

I know!  eeek:

No idea how much it will cost ackchewlee but it needs to be done...  surrender:

I knew it was going to be bad when she looked in my mouth and went  eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2020, 09:17:42 AM
Had a clean and my broken tooth built up... Going back Wednesday to have two ground down for the fitting of crowns...  cry:
Time to arrange the mortgage to pay for it  :thumbsup:

I know!  eeek:

No idea how much it will cost ackchewlee but it needs to be done...  surrender:

I knew it was going to be bad when she looked in my mouth and went  eeek:
yep teeth are worth it
 
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 08:44:11 AM
Well that was terrible!  eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2020, 02:29:20 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 03:08:52 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2020, 04:48:51 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 05:33:17 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:

 noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2020, 07:19:50 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:
lol: 
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2020, 08:25:35 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:
lol:

They prob said " Who is Tommy Cooper " ...
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2020, 03:47:06 AM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:
lol:

They prob said " Who is Tommy Cooper " ...

They did not!  evil:

They laughed like drains ackchewlee...  whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2020, 06:55:18 PM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:
lol:

They prob said " Who is Tommy Cooper " ...

They did not!  evil:

They laughed like drains ackchewlee...  whistle:

Humouring the pool elderly pensioner you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2020, 06:16:22 AM
Pain of cost or pain of sadistic , barbarian tooth yankers ?

An hour of drilling/grinding...  noooo:

Kept my sense of humour tho... After she'd finished the grinding she said, "that's it over, now for the impressions".

I said, "I can do Tommy Cooper and a few others!". How they laughed...  redface:
lol:

They prob said " Who is Tommy Cooper " ...

They did not!  evil:

They laughed like drains ackchewlee...  whistle:

Humouring the pool elderly pensioner you say...  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2020, 09:23:21 AM
Do they use that disgusting muck in your mouth like they do here to take the impressions?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2020, 05:00:08 PM
Do they use that disgusting muck in your mouth like they do here to take the impressions?

Also used in repairing leather ...(useless fact no 167..)....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2020, 04:25:23 AM
Do they use that disgusting muck in your mouth like they do here to take the impressions?

Yes...  sick2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2020, 10:08:01 AM
Do they use that disgusting muck in your mouth like they do here to take the impressions?

Yes...  sick2:
noooo:

And then there's that awful moment when it's so sealed you don't know how you're going to open your mouth again
 
Need a mini LIDAR instead
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2020, 10:39:04 AM
Do they use that disgusting muck in your mouth like they do here to take the impressions?

Yes...  sick2:

LL's cooking...... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2020, 09:43:13 AM
Only had one crown fitted... then moar injections, drilling and impressions (just like that)...  cry:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2020, 10:06:43 AM
Only had one crown fitted... then moar injections, drilling and impressions (just like that)...  cry:
noooo:

At least it wasn't dental implants - even more expensive and I'm reliably told, unpleasant an experience
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2020, 09:29:58 AM
€950...  Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2020, 10:32:23 AM
€950...  Shocked:
For both or just the last one.  If both then cheaper than UK
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2020, 10:43:51 AM
€950...  Shocked:
For both or just the last one.  If both then cheaper than UK

2 X-Rays €40
Cleaning €45
Build up broken tooth €60
1 'normal' crown €350
1 Zirconia crown €450

Dentistry is apparently being covered by GESY (NHS) next month so it would have cost  tuppence if I'd waited a few weeks...  lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 25, 2020, 10:50:22 AM
  eeek: eeek:  eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2020, 10:54:21 AM
€950...  Shocked:
For both or just the last one.  If both then cheaper than UK

2 X-Rays €40
Cleaning €45
Build up broken tooth €60
1 'normal' crown €350
1 Zirconia crown €450

Dentistry is apparently being covered by GESY (NHS) next month so it would have cost  tuppence if I'd waited a few weeks...  lol:
better than privately here (about 50% higher).  NHS will only cover crowns in specific cases.  Think I've had one that way many years ago, now even on NHS it's now £269.30 for a crown 
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2020, 05:48:21 AM
Miss I sent me this!!  Apparently it is her wisdom tooth eeek:




(https://i.postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz/8b8ea96f-d188-49b1-bdad-ba424386617c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2020, 07:14:17 AM
Miss I sent me this!!  Apparently it is her wisdom tooth eeek:




(https://i.postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz/8b8ea96f-d188-49b1-bdad-ba424386617c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2020, 09:23:40 AM
Miss I sent me this!!  Apparently it is her wisdom tooth eeek:




(https://i.postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz/8b8ea96f-d188-49b1-bdad-ba424386617c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz)

 Shocked:
Shocked:  Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2020, 07:41:22 PM
Miss I sent me this!!  Apparently it is her wisdom tooth eeek:




(https://i.postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz/8b8ea96f-d188-49b1-bdad-ba424386617c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BjQqvvkz)

 Shocked:
Shocked:  Shocked:

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2020, 02:52:41 PM
Building up the will to go to the Dentist  scared2:

We have a thread for dentistry...  lol:
But not a thread for the building up the will phase
So all was fine, the lovely Nicola and her new assistant were on good form and no dramas at all.  Seems the amalgam that is 75% of my teeth is doing fine

the end


Well except for the £170 bill for the two of us  cry:  No NHS dentists round here that I'd trust (and was extra cos Mrs K had a filling done and bought a toothinbrush FFS)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2020, 06:22:39 PM
But why didn't they spot the latent abscess with those X-Rays?
 
I'm now eating soft food only til at least next week which is the earliest appointment  cry:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2020, 06:26:44 PM
But why didn't they spot the latent abscess with those X-Rays?
 
I'm now eating soft food only til at least next week which is the earliest appointment  cry:

happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2021, 05:18:19 PM
Got a date for extracting my broken molar :thumbsup:

10 months late  evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2021, 06:35:39 PM
Got a date for extracting my broken molar :thumbsup:

10 months late  evil:
Whose neck did you break it off in?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2021, 07:19:37 AM
Today's the day  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2021, 08:40:49 AM
Oddly I also am having a molar extracted today.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2021, 08:59:37 AM
Oddly I also am having a molar extracted today.

 eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2021, 09:44:48 AM
Zoya had a look and said I need to come back for a 90 minute appointment  eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2021, 10:23:30 AM
Had my look last week, would have done it there and then if the appointment duration had been a bit longer.

I'll let you know how it goes (might exaggerate the pain a bit   eveilgrin:)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2021, 10:35:42 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2021, 10:47:58 AM
Had my look last week, would have done it there and then if the appointment duration had been a bit longer.

I'll let you know how it goes (might exaggerate the pain a bit   eveilgrin:)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2021, 04:17:51 PM
Back!

Bish Bosh, in and out, very little pain  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2021, 04:20:11 PM
I think you are lying  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2021, 05:47:55 PM
Back!

Bish Bosh, in and out, very little pain  :thumbsup:
TMJs (c Apey)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2021, 05:55:20 PM
I think you are lying  scared2: scared2: scared2:

For sure...  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2021, 07:45:44 PM
Back!

Bish Bosh, in and out, very little pain  :thumbsup:
TMJs (c Apey)

 ;D   Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2021, 04:45:33 PM
Bck :thumbsup:

Lft sd hed nmb  sad32:

 Tk lngr thn xpctd. Gt prkng tcket cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 05:16:08 PM
Bck :thumbsup:

Lft sd hed nmb  sad32:

 Tk lngr thn xpctd. Gt prkng tcket cussing: cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2021, 05:18:06 PM
Nd wlkd oot nto blzzrd  evil:

Snw nw sttlng  eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 05:18:52 PM
Nd wlkd oot nto blzzrd  evil:

Snw nw sttlng  eeek: scared2:


Your poor boiler...  noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2021, 05:37:05 PM
Pr blr  ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 06, 2021, 05:37:51 PM
Nd wlkd oot nto blzzrd  evil:

Snw nw sttlng  eeek: scared2:

You'll just have to grin and bear it.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2021, 05:41:31 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 05:42:26 PM
Nd wlkd oot nto blzzrd  evil:

Snw nw sttlng  eeek: scared2:

You'll just have to grin and bear it.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2021, 07:01:39 PM
Nd wlkd oot nto blzzrd  evil:

Snw nw sttlng  eeek: scared2:

You'll just have to grin and bear it.

Show a stiff upper lip while he gets his teeth into the problem you say..  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2021, 06:38:57 AM
Going for a clean and polish today...  confused:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2021, 11:48:33 AM
All done... Now Free!  cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2021, 11:59:12 AM
All done... Now Free!  cloud9:

Free....... rubschin:  no teeth ..
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2021, 12:26:40 PM
All done... Now Free!  cloud9:

Free....... rubschin:  no teeth ..

 evil:

Once a year on Gesy...
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2021, 06:49:53 AM
Going for a filling  scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2021, 08:19:03 AM
Going for a filling  scared2:

pathead:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2021, 11:14:26 AM
Going for a filling  scared2:

This from the in box may help

Hard times at the Dentist's.
A fellow goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted...
As She produced a large syringe to give him an anesthetic shot, the bloke Protested,
"Sorry, but no way, NO needles..!
I just hate needles..!"
So she started to hook up the 'nitrous oxide' tank, but again he said, "No, no, I CAN'T do the gas thing either...
"Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me..! ”
The Dentist then asked if he had any objections to taking pills...
"No problem at all," he said, "I'm fine with pills..."
So the Dentist gave him two little blue pills, which he swallowed Promptly...
"What are those..?" he asked...
"Viagra ," she replied casually...
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer..! ? "
"Actually it doesn't," said the Dentist,
"But it WILL give you something to "hold on to when I pull your tooth out..."
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2021, 11:19:38 AM
Going for a filling  scared2:

This from the in box may help

Hard times at the Dentist's.
A fellow goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted...
As She produced a large syringe to give him an anesthetic shot, the bloke Protested,
"Sorry, but no way, NO needles..!
I just hate needles..!"
So she started to hook up the 'nitrous oxide' tank, but again he said, "No, no, I CAN'T do the gas thing either...
"Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me..! ”
The Dentist then asked if he had any objections to taking pills...
"No problem at all," he said, "I'm fine with pills..."
So the Dentist gave him two little blue pills, which he swallowed Promptly...
"What are those..?" he asked...
"Viagra ," she replied casually...
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer..! ? "
"Actually it doesn't," said the Dentist,
"But it WILL give you something to "hold on to when I pull your tooth out..."

 ;D
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2021, 01:45:34 PM
Iggle piggle hootenanny pgrhibd!!
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2021, 01:58:15 PM
Iggle piggle hootenanny pgrhibd!!

New Year .. rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2021, 10:11:17 AM
Iggle piggle hootenanny pgrhibd!!

I can't tell if Nick is on gas and air but he seems to be making more sense than usual..  whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2022, 01:24:49 PM
So last week was abscess week, penicillin has worked wonders for now but now need a plan
 
Dentist says 'tooth has to be extracted' but 'it's a wisdom tooth and your one looks difficult, hospital job'   scared2:  and there's a waiting list
 
So today trying to persuade her that there's a plan B involving the best root canal dentist in the South.  But he only does ££££ private and this with the then needed cap it'll be four figures   rubschin:

Why does life have to be complicated and expensive and painful

Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2022, 02:04:15 PM
Consultation done by phone (saved me (a) going out in this shit weather and (b) a consultation fee)
 
Going for the expensive option of the excellent Mr Seare and his endodontic root canal wizardry
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2022, 02:07:27 PM
Consultation done by phone (saved me (a) going out in this shit weather and (b) a consultation fee)
 
Going for the expensive option of the excellent Mr Seare and his endodontic root canal wizardry

 scared2:  and a grand ...... Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2022, 02:25:25 PM
Welcome to what's become of the NHS.  It's free as long as you don't need dental work within a year
 
I've used Seare before and it was £700 then to save a tooth, very hard to get root canal on the NHS nowadays as the NHS takes the view that until you're down to your last 2 opposable teeth, it is better (ie cheaper) to just extract. 
 
if I had £700k to spare rather than £700 I might just take them to judicial review but I don't
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2022, 07:13:39 PM
£795 poorer but my tooth is saved. 
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2022, 05:19:07 PM
Dentist part deux today.  Phoned up at 1.45, got an appointment at 2.30  Shocked:
 
And one temp filling replacement with no anaesthetic later* seems I don't need a mortgage to have a crown  :thumbsup:



*  not so brave, if it's been root filled there ain't no nerves left in the tooth
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2022, 06:30:10 PM
Broke a tooth this arvo. Thought I would call the dentist for an appointment  :thumbsup:

FOUR DAY WEEKEND  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2022, 08:22:43 PM
Broke a tooth this arvo. Thought I would call the dentist for an appointment  :thumbsup:

FOUR DAY WEEKEND  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2022, 05:35:38 AM
Broke a tooth this arvo. Thought I would call the dentist for an appointment  :thumbsup:

FOUR DAY WEEKEND  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

A Crown...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2022, 09:14:45 AM
Broke a tooth this arvo. Thought I would call the dentist for an appointment  :thumbsup:

FOUR DAY WEEKEND  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

A Crown...?  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2022, 05:32:47 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2022, 11:08:08 AM
Wibble dympna cock a doodle doo sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2022, 11:52:53 AM
Another painful visit

Not the actual dentistry but £123 bill for both of us for check up and hygienistry  cussing:

That's over a grand now this year on toofy things  cry:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2023, 05:10:17 PM
Got a loose molar, not my favourite tooth so dentist monday to bid it farewell.

In the meantime it is making me lisp  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2023, 07:09:36 PM
Got a loose molar, not my favourite tooth so dentist monday to bid it farewell.

In the meantime it is making me lisp  rubschin:

To Port or Starboard...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2023, 07:25:30 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2023, 06:01:42 AM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2023, 09:58:23 AM
Got a loose molar, not my favourite tooth so dentist monday to bid it farewell.

In the meantime it is making me lisp  rubschin:

To Port or Starboard...?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2023, 04:25:02 PM
Got a loose molar, not my favourite tooth so dentist monday to bid it farewell.

In the meantime it is making me lisp  rubschin:

To Port or Starboard...?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2023, 10:09:29 AM
Homesanspeskytoo and no lithp
Heddake and anesfetic make it impo impos imposs  hard to speak

told no booze o fags o 48 hous eeek:

bugge that!
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2023, 10:14:27 AM
Homesanspeskytoo and no lithp
Heddake and anesfetic make it impo impos imposs  hard to speak

told no booze o fags o 48 hous eeek:

bugge that!

No booze!  Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2024, 10:20:50 PM
A visit today to the ever excellent Nicola to have a wisdom tooth repaired after it broke Monday

Good News:  I got an appointment that quick (probably as am private and regular customer)

Bad News:  £125  eeek:

Good News: I can find that money when the credit card bill comes in

Bad News:  many could not


Our NHS dental service is fucked
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2024, 02:06:48 PM
Never ever eat a toffee on Christmas Eve.  One chunk of tooth has detached.  Banghead

Emergency appointment booked for New Years Eve.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2024, 02:15:30 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2024, 02:33:44 PM
Never ever eat a toffee on Christmas Eve.  One chunk of tooth has detached.  Banghead

Emergency appointment booked for New Years Eve.

Quality street … rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2024, 05:29:55 PM
Never ever eat a toffee on Christmas Eve.  One chunk of tooth has detached.  Banghead

Emergency appointment booked for New Years Eve.

Quality street … rubschin:
Yep.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2024, 06:57:02 PM
I see the NHS is reporting booze and breastfeeding questions this year and also human bites and rabies concerns  eeek:

Maybe they should log Quality Street accidents too rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2024, 07:05:13 PM
I see the NHS is reporting booze and breastfeeding questions this year and also human bites and rabies concerns  eeek:

Maybe they should log Quality Street accidents too rubschin:

Well even I know you shouldn’t drink whilst breast feeding ..you spill it ..!.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2025, 01:07:35 PM
Never ever eat a toffee on Christmas Eve.  One chunk of tooth has detached.  Banghead

Emergency appointment booked for New Years Eve.
Well two sessions with the wonderful Noor I am £200 poorer but tooth all repaired.  Just can't speak straight until the injection wears off