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Title: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2013, 06:52:09 PM: 1850hr's - Still waiting for him to appear

I want to see a black one step out on the balcony and the crowd go silent followed by, "fecking hell, he's a n..." al la Blazing Saddles
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 06:54:47 PM: ;D ;D
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2013, 06:56:07 PM: A Totally Awesome Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZzuFurkWQ8#)
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2013, 06:57:49 PM: Is it some elderly male Catholic paedophile perchance?
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2013, 07:25:10 PM: Nah someone locked the door and set fire to them. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2013, 07:33:36 PM: tbqh I hope so. My 20+ years involvment with Catholic in laws and other shite leads me to believe it's a nightmare.
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2013, 07:42:10 PM: It's an Argentinian who wants to be called Frank. tunble:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 08:04:09 PM: This new Pope's not the first Argentinian to claim he's got The Hand Of God..........
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2013, 08:30:29 PM: drumroll:
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 08:34:08 PM: happy001
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2013, 08:52:27 PM: Friar Bentos!
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 08:53:14 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2013, 08:52:27 PM
Friar Bentos!

happy001
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 09:12:40 PM: Is this thread about smoke coming from a slipping fan belt on Boog's car? Do hope so (as that'd be cheap)
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 09:14:28 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 13, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
Is this thread about smoke coming from a slipping fan belt on Boog's car? Do hope so (as that'd be cheap)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: boogs on March 13, 2013, 09:25:59 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2013, 09:14:28 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 13, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
Is this thread about smoke coming from a slipping fan belt on Boog's car? Do hope so (as that'd be cheap)

lol: lol: lol:

There is no smoke noooo:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 09:29:26 PM: So whatever is wrong with your car we can conclude that this Argie Archiebishop does not have a chronic slipping fan belt

prolly that's why they gave him the job. Didn't check if he had knocking big-ends though did they?
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 09:32:56 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 13, 2013, 09:29:26 PM
So whatever is wrong with your car we can conclude that this Argie Archiebishop does not have a chronic slipping fan belt

prolly that's why they gave him the job. Didn't check if he had knocking big-ends though did they?

Knocking small ends more like.......... noooo:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 09:34:41 PM: and as for his cam shaft ;) say no more
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 09:42:08 PM: Does this one shit in the woods................... rubschin:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 09:43:27 PM: with his Catholic Bears?

We need to ask the scouser
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2013, 10:18:02 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimage.org%2F52iiuui1j%2Fjim_bowen.jpg&hash=2f6fa2f759f9c48e9031f9d65ac148cd6d881be8) (http://postimage.org/image/52iiuui1j/)
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: boogs on March 13, 2013, 11:38:46 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 13, 2013, 09:34:41 PM
and as for his cam shaft ;) say no more

happy001
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2013, 02:57:47 AM: The news reporter explained that after the white smoke there would be a delay before the new Pope would emerge. "Each of the 114 Cardinals involved in The Conclave would line up and individually swear their allegience to the new Pope and kiss the Papal Ring" eeek:

That's where it all starts I tells ya.
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2013, 05:21:19 AM: ;D
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 07:47:35 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2013, 10:18:02 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimage.org%2F52iiuui1j%2Fjim_bowen.jpg&hash=2f6fa2f759f9c48e9031f9d65ac148cd6d881be8) (http://postimage.org/image/52iiuui1j/)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 07:47:53 AM: Quote from: Baldy on March 14, 2013, 02:57:47 AM
The news reporter explained that after the white smoke there would be a delay before the new Pope would emerge. "Each of the 114 Cardinals involved in The Conclave would line up and individually swear their allegience to the new Pope and kiss the Papal Ring" eeek:

That's where it all starts I tells ya.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: beerhead on March 14, 2013, 08:25:39 AM: Feel sorry for the last Pope. Now that he has been replaced, his ring will be crushed !
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 09:06:09 AM: Quote from: beerhead on March 14, 2013, 08:25:39 AM
Feel sorry for the last Pope. Now that he has been replaced, his ring will be crushed !

eeek:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 14, 2013, 09:07:54 AM: So, the morals and sexual understanding for a sizeable chunk of the world's population is in the hands of a 76 year old man who (if he's true to his faith) has never had an orgasm!

And they wonder why I don't believe all this shit . . . noooo:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2013, 06:40:29 PM: It will be interesting to see if he ever visits the UK seeing as he has been on the hand over the Falklands bandwagon. rubschin:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 15, 2013, 05:40:33 AM: Nothing else going on in the world then.

The first five minutes of the news this morning, "he had mass with the cardinals, then he didn't use his car, he got on the same bus as the cardinals". I'm waiting for him to say, "we're all in it together". Well that, or, "it's luvely, super, smashing, great" lol:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2013, 06:57:00 AM: And apparently he had a girlfriend ............ when he was 12 Banghead
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 08:20:46 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2013, 06:57:00 AM
And apparently he had a girlfriend ............ she was 12 Banghead

whistle:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 11:05:26 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2013, 08:20:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2013, 06:57:00 AM
And apparently he had a girlfriend ............ she was 12 Banghead

whistle:

;D ;D
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 09:44:34 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fjlrozytij%2Fholy_smoke_batman.jpg&hash=db262580b84ad63ae3a1cfe48b085b8e1fd633df) (http://postimage.org/image/jlrozytij/)
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 11:13:59 PM: The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell Everybody it's Wrong to be Gay

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F7aip950l1%2Fpope_2.jpg&hash=517e1bc11c606b4d5b9ebdab7b81d40c6fd40f30) (http://postimage.org/image/7aip950l1/)
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 05:06:53 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell Everybody it's Wrong to be Gay

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F7aip950l1%2Fpope_2.jpg&hash=517e1bc11c606b4d5b9ebdab7b81d40c6fd40f30) (http://postimage.org/image/7aip950l1/)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2013, 07:59:46 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell Everybody it's Wrong to be Gay

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F7aip950l1%2Fpope_2.jpg&hash=517e1bc11c606b4d5b9ebdab7b81d40c6fd40f30) (http://postimage.org/image/7aip950l1/)

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 09:22:22 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell Everybody it's Wrong to be Gay

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F7aip950l1%2Fpope_2.jpg&hash=517e1bc11c606b4d5b9ebdab7b81d40c6fd40f30) (http://postimage.org/image/7aip950l1/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.abc.net.au%2Freslib%2F201201%2Fr880886_8718273.jpg&hash=43df897ae436ec62ad60a3fa91f427f8b3541676)