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Title: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2013, 08:41:16 PM
Well you can come and cheer me up. Do you have any fluffy socks?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2013, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Well we never knew Nick had such a suit.  Been to your cottage to have the buttons sewn back on has he?
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:45:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:41:16 PM
Well you can come and cheer me up. Do you have any fluffy socks?  rubschin:

No but it can be aranged ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2013, 08:47:33 PM
 cloud9:

Do you wriggle? 
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:54:05 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Well we never knew Nick had such a suit.  Been to your cottage to have the buttons sewn back on has he?

I've heard he has lot's of outfits but he's only had the buttons done on the spiderman and the baby grow... ;)
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2013, 08:56:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:

No-one does  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2013, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:54:05 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Well we never knew Nick had such a suit.  Been to your cottage to have the buttons sewn back on has he?

I've heard he has lot's of outfits but he's only had the buttons done on the spiderman and the baby grow... ;)
lol: lol: lol:

Nick in that suit?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fawsmblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2Ffat-spiderman.jpg&hash=b30e1fd4615fc0cae00d02c57d99192727c341c9)

We can see why the buttons might have got pinged but I think Nick needs the seams letting out too

Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:

Padlock back on the wallet eh?
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 09:04:29 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:56:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:

No-one does  noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2013, 09:11:35 PM
Nick could always have a sponsored no cock up day, the longer he lasts the more money gets paid....  rubschin:





Think BM's penny would be safe for this one.  whistle:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: GROWLER on March 14, 2013, 11:59:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:41:16 PM
Well you can come and cheer me up. Do you have any fluffy socks?  rubschin:

Do you actually have ANY socks, or are they a bit like your boiler....non exsistant? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Just One More on March 15, 2013, 05:32:25 AM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:54:05 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 14, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fawsmblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2Ffat-spiderman.jpg&hash=b30e1fd4615fc0cae00d02c57d99192727c341c9)


Feckin' weird shoes  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2013, 07:39:41 AM
There appears to be a baby Spider man trying to escape from that chaps bag. eeek:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 07:44:47 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2013, 07:39:41 AM
There appears to be a baby Spider man trying to escape from that chaps web. eeek:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 04:47:21 PM
I see that Pink Sis entered into the spirit  ::)


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Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: boogs on March 16, 2013, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 04:47:21 PM
I see that Pink Sis entered into the spirit  ::)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fqzz1zftt1%2F64730_10200704828173897_640071328_n.jpg&hash=75f286005e647f30c138cd4553ba6f458c0ea105) (http://postimage.org/image/qzz1zftt1/)


Unlike you misery..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 05:00:46 PM
Oh, I went to the local Sainsbury's to witness the male leg waxing and laugh at their agony.  I didn't donate though  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 05:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 04:47:21 PM
I see that Pink Sis entered into the spirit  ::)


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That must have taken quite a lot of spirit.  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 05:06:58 PM
Not in her case   noooo:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: boogs on March 16, 2013, 05:12:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 05:00:46 PM
Oh, I went to the local Sainsbury's to witness the male leg waxing and laugh at their agony.  I didn't donate though  eveilgrin:

Bet you did really.... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 05:14:01 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: boogs on March 16, 2013, 05:19:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 05:14:01 PM
angel1

I don't care what everyone else says.... noooo:
I new you were a good guy really.... You just like everyone to think that you were a tight fisted skinflint....   whistle:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 05:21:01 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:14:33 PM
The only red nose I'll be getting is from collapso....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 05:19:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 05:14:01 PM
angel1

I don't care what everyone else says.... noooo:
I new you were a good guy really.... You just like everyone to think that you were a tight fisted skinflint....   whistle:

You are another one of Nick's pseudonyms...I claim my fiver.  :thumbsup:

Or you are  whacky115
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:38:22 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 05:19:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 05:14:01 PM
angel1

I don't care what everyone else says.... noooo:
I new you were a good guy really.... You just like everyone to think that you were a tight fisted skinflint....   whistle:

You are another one of Nick's pseudonyms...I claim my fiver.  :thumbsup:

Or you are  whacky115

happy001
Title: Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 09:05:54 AM
Red Nose Day funds spent wisely (http://jobs.comicrelief.com/vacancies/49/international_grants_portfolio_manager_trade_climate_change/vauxhall_central_london/).....  ::)