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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 09:44:13 AM
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The granddaughter is 2½...
She has more fucking toys here than she knows what to do with... LL has spent €€€€€€€€€€€€€€s on brand new toys for this visit... ::)
Toys, more toys, games, videos, stickers paint, cake making, toy kitchen, toy medical set, prams, dolls, cots, pushchairs - it looks like fucking Hamleys here! cussing:
But she doesn't want to play with any of those - oh noes, she wants to play in the car! The real car, my Panjero, not a pretend car... noooo:
Despite my protestations that the car is not a fucking toy they have been out there all morning 'playing at driving' with the fucking horn toot-tooting every five minutes! Banghead
So guess fucking what? When it is time for me to go down to the bank the fucking car won't start because the battery is flat... something to do with leaving the ignition switched on, the headlights on, moving the electric seats back and forth and tooting the bastard horn all morning!
I'm well fucking annoyed me! Angry9:
And breathe.... thanks for listening.... cloud9:
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
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noooo:
You should have started it up and left it in 'Drive'. whistle:
That would sort it one way or another.
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noooo:
You should have started it up and left it in 'Drive'. whistle:
That would sort it one way or another.
rubschin:
It is insured.... Thumbs:
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Serious. I was playing in my Dads brand new car when aged 11, not sure what I dd, I assume the handbrake wasnt on and it was just in gear. The car rolled down the bank (on a campsite) and stopped backed into a telegraph pole. The boot had a new shape for the summer and the bucket fitted better for camping like. However, there were 2 girls in a tent lower down the field. It could have all been so different...... Serious sort of, over.
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Serious. I was playing in my Dads brand new car when aged 11, not sure what I dd, I assume the handbrake wasnt on and it was just in gear. The car rolled down the bank (on a campsite) and stopped backed into a telegraph pole. The boot had a new shape for the summer and the bucket fitted better for camping like. However, there were 2 girls in a tent lower down the field. It could have all been so different...... Serious sort of, over.
Exactly. My kids were always kept strictly away from all sorts of machinery for obvious reasons.
Are we playing Z-Cars now by the way?
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
You forgot to say "over".
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
She already gets everything she wants and throws the screaming abdabs if she is ever told 'no'.... noooo:
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Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport? eveilgrin:
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
She already gets everything she wants and throws the screaming abdabs if she is ever told 'no'.... noooo:
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This is the start of 20+ years of pain for the childs mother, and you can't tell them. noooo:
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Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport? eveilgrin:
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi! Thumbs:
NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today! redface:
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
She already gets everything she wants and throws the screaming abdabs if she is ever told 'no'.... noooo:
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This is the start of 20+ years of pain for the childs mother, and you can't tell them. noooo:
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Agreed.
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
You forgot to say "over".
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Sorry ... redface: Over
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
You forgot to say "over".
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Sorry ... redface: Over
pathead:
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
You forgot to say "over".
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Sorry ... redface: Over
pathead:
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happy001
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
You forgot to say "over".
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Sorry ... redface: Over
pathead:
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happy001
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happy001 happy001
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How many balls left in this over?
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How many balls left in this over?
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Any VP thread has an unlimited supply of balls.
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That's Bad and Sooooooooo Wrong. Children should never be allowed in the front seats of a car, even a stationary one, until they are at least 12.
Her parents are making rods for their own backs and Granny ought to know better. evil:
Quite so! Thumbs:
100% agree she will grow up thinking she will get everything handed to her on a plate and she can do as she likes. The parents will suffer but more importantly the child will. One day she will need to enter the real world as we all do and she won't be able handle it. I don't understand some of today's parents they are unable to say No. I see it with my younger grandchildren no discipline. I love them to bits but my god I can only take a couple of hours... noooo:
You forgot to say "over".
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Sorry ... redface: Over
pathead:
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happy001
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happy001 happy001
You forgot to say 'over' again! pathead:
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redface: redface: redface:
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redface: redface: redface:
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goodjob:
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Serious. I was playing in my Dads brand new car when aged 11, not sure what I dd, I assume the handbrake wasnt on and it was just in gear. The car rolled down the bank (on a campsite) and stopped backed into a telegraph pole. The boot had a new shape for the summer and the bucket fitted better for camping like. However, there were 2 girls in a tent lower down the field. It could have all been so different...... Serious sort of, over.
I sense your driving style has changed little
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Serious. I was playing in my Dads brand new car when aged 11, not sure what I dd, I assume the handbrake wasnt on and it was just in gear. The car rolled down the bank (on a campsite) and stopped backed into a telegraph pole. The boot had a new shape for the summer and the bucket fitted better for camping like. However, there were 2 girls in a tent lower down the field. It could have all been so different...... Serious sort of, over.
I sense your driving style has changed little
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
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pathead:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport? eveilgrin:
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi! Thumbs:
NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today! redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport? eveilgrin:
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi! Thumbs:
NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today! redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Roger Misty :thumbsup:
N.B. This is not an invitation noooo:
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Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport? eveilgrin:
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi! Thumbs:
NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today! redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Roger Misty :thumbsup:
N.B. This is not an invitation noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
Good to know. :thumbsup:
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Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport? eveilgrin:
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi! Thumbs:
NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today! redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Roger Misty :thumbsup:
N.B. This is not an invitation noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
Good to know. :thumbsup:
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Just a suggestion ackchooly
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Oh yes ^ the old intros joke
"Have you met my wife Roger?" "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"
Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either
Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave
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Oh yes ^ the old intros joke
"Have you met my wife Roger?" "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"
Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either
Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave
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I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.
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Oh yes ^ the old intros joke
"Have you met my wife Roger?" "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"
Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either
Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave
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happ096
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And now a shitstorm: will head my way for being such a miserable bastard all week... ::)
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Oh yes ^ the old intros joke
"Have you met my wife Roger?" "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"
Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either
Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave
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I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.
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Once had a nine hour flight with one that screemed all the way and the parents ignored her...They should be banned from public places unless they can behave... evil:
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Oh yes ^ the old intros joke
"Have you met my wife Roger?" "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"
Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either
Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave
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I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.
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Once had a nine hour flight with one that screemed all the way and the parents ignored her...They should be banned from public places unless they can behave... evil:
*koff*
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surrender: redface:
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Darwin, have you ever turned yer Landrover over, over whistle:
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Oh yes ^ the old intros joke
"Have you met my wife Roger?" "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"
Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either
Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave
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I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.
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Oh yes, kids should only be allowed if they fit in the overhead storage or under the seat in front of the parent - and stay there. Once encountered a brat whose mum thought it a great idea to let him play with a pretend machine gun (with all the noises) on an overnght flight.
The strange thing is babies never bother me on planes. They scream during take off (ears popping methinks) and then seem to sleep the rest of the way
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Darwin, have you ever turned yer Landrover over, over whistle:
No, but I had a bit of bover with my other clover covered Rover on the way to Dover.
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I suppose the uphill gardening club would say
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lol: lol: lol:
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My gerls cloud9:
Mud or Marmite?
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
lol: lol: lol:
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Shut up.
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Shut up.
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
You should be scared I'm sure Tipsy will agree we will have revenge.... You won't know when.....
nonono: nonono:
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"best served cold" eh :thumbsup:
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My poor thread... sad24:
Over and out...
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Ground Control to Bar-ar-man there's something wrong
Yer circuit's dead
Can you hear me Bar-ar-man
Can you hear mer Bar-ar-man...
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Ground Control to Bar-ar-man there's something wrong
Yer circuit's dead
Can you hear me Bar-ar-man
Can you hear mer Bar-ar-man...
happy001
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I wish that I had found this thread before it was over.
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I wish that I had found this thread before it was over.
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I don't think we've had a fat lady singing yet...
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You posted Adele t'other week redface:
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You posted Adele t'other week redface:
You didn't say 'over'... ::)
And Adele was in another thread like...
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doh:
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Come in Major JOM. rubschin:
Does this mean this thread is addled then?
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scared:
Is it over yet?
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scared:
Is it over yet?
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Yes, until July.... ::)
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scared:
Is it over yet?
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You should have a count down thingy in your siggy. 78 days to birthday, 120 days til the bastards wreak such havoc the banks will have another palaver
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Yes, until July.... ::)
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scared:
Is it over yet?
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Yes, until July.... ::)
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You should have a count down thingy in your siggy. 78 days to birthday, 120 days til the bastards wreak such havoc the banks will have another palaver
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rubschin:
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Nearly over again......... rubschin:
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Nearly over again......... rubschin:
Last day tomorrer! cloud9:
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Nearly over again......... rubschin:
Last day tomorrer! cloud9:
Thumbs: was the child gate for them or Nick......... rubschin:
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Nearly over again......... rubschin:
Last day tomorrer! cloud9:
Thumbs: was the child gate for them or Nick......... rubschin:
Them... ::)