Thought you weren't going back this year........ rubschin:
Thought you weren't going back this year........ rubschin:
I had a sudden change of heart after this last visit.... redface:
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
A drink up you say ? rubschin:
:thumbsup:
I shall have to consult my hectic social calendar
Wimbledon is 24.06.13 to 07.07.13
Henley Regatta is 03 to 07.07.13 rubschin:
But I'm sure I'll be up for it goodjob:
How about me Apey & Foggy joining in like?
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I'll give BM a cheque for the 1st round....... whistle:
Oh c'mon it's only evilNot July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
Do you know nothing about Foods of Wrongness noooo: noooo: noooo:
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I'll give BM a cheque for the 1st round....... whistle:
I doubt if anybody accepts parchment cheques in Guineas now..... noooo:
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I'll give BM a cheque for the 1st round....... whistle:
I doubt if anybody accepts parchment cheques in Guineas now..... noooo:
Not July 6th but apart from that sounds like a ripping good wheeze :thumbsup:
We could bring red cross Marmite parcels for you to take back to Apey
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I'll give BM a cheque for the 1st round....... whistle:
I doubt if anybody accepts parchment cheques in Guineas now..... noooo:
Prolly more use than you getting your munny out: noooo:
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He is grooming them like one of them priests like. noooo:
Be carefull yous lot. ;)
Can I be a Southern Softie as I am sort of halfway like. scared2:
Can I be a Southern Softie as I am sort of halfway like. scared2:
You have already got one of them BM. Thumbs:
Just a little bait for the rest.
Can I be a Southern Softie as I am sort of halfway like. scared2:
Do we get badges then rubschin:
Can I be a Southern Softie as I am sort of halfway like. scared2:
Of course my dear... happy100
Do we get badges then rubschin:
Yes! Thumbs:
What would you like yours to say....?
How about Friday 5th for the soft southern softees meeting....?
Do we get badges then rubschin:
Yes! Thumbs:
What would you like yours to say....?
This way up :thumbsup:
Yay, yes, I can do a firework display :thumbsup:
Yay, yes, I can do a firework display :thumbsup:
Yay, yes, I can do a firework display :thumbsup:
It wasn't my fault cussing:
TMR didn't mind the gap noooo:
It wasn't my fault cussing:
TMR didn't mind the gap noooo:
I believe he needed the drink to entertain having a conversation with me lol:
I believe he needed the drink to entertain having a conversation with me lol:
Bloody hell eeek:
I don't arf talk shite noooo:
It wasn't my fault cussing:
TMR didn't mind the gap noooo:
It wasn't my fault cussing:
TMR didn't mind the gap noooo:
They should put trampolines in for the vertically challenged to help like.
It wasn't my fault cussing:
TMR didn't mind the gap noooo:
They should put trampolines in for the vertically challenged to help like.
For Miss D ........ rubschin: whistle:
Do we get badges then rubschin:
Yes! Thumbs:
What would you like yours to say....?
Party001: Party001: Party001: Count meeee in....
Party001: Party001: Party001: Count meeee in....
Yay! Party001:
Will you be able to cope with us Booger....?
5th July you say?
rubschin:
I've pencilled it in.
:thumbsup:
Oooo party time. Party001: Party001: Party001:
Can Mr C and I come to the northern meet? Nick, Growler,
Snoops, BM and us, Tipsy could do both venues, Boogs is up here somewhere too. Ooo how exciting. Thumbs: razz:
Nick and Snoops will vouch for him. razz:
I shall check with Matron.
Perhaps a day out in the Lamborghini, if there is suitable parking available?
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Slurry wrestling you say rubschin:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Count meeee in....
Yay! Party001:
Will you be able to cope with us Booger....?
Well the last three pubs have banned us whistle:
Oooo party time. Party001: Party001: Party001:
Can Mr C and I come to the northern meet? Nick, Growler,
Snoops, BM and us, Tipsy could do both venues, Boogs is up here somewhere too. Ooo how exciting. Thumbs: razz:
Oooo party time. Party001: Party001: Party001:
Can Mr C and I come to the northern meet? Nick, Growler,
Snoops, BM and us, Tipsy could do both venues, Boogs is up here somewhere too. Ooo how exciting. Thumbs: razz:
I'm in the middle so can make either or both.... Party001:
It will be great to meet you all..... ;D ;D ;D
rubschin: rubschin: I'm wondering if this thread should not be moved to the "There may be trouble ahead" thread .......... they have much in common.
rubschin: rubschin: I'm wondering if this thread should not be moved to the "There may be trouble ahead" thread .......... they have much in common.
BM forgets his wallet again....... rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin: I'm wondering if this thread should not be moved to the "There may be trouble ahead" thread .......... they have much in common.
BM forgets his wallet again....... rubschin:
Nick will direct me to the wrong venue evil:
rubschin: rubschin: I'm wondering if this thread should not be moved to the "There may be trouble ahead" thread .......... they have much in common.
BM forgets his wallet again....... rubschin:
Nick will direct me to the wrong venue evil:
Will Growler bring a pressie...... whistle:
rubschin: rubschin: I'm wondering if this thread should not be moved to the "There may be trouble ahead" thread .......... they have much in common.
rubschin: rubschin: I'm wondering if this thread should not be moved to the "There may be trouble ahead" thread .......... they have much in common.
BM forgets his wallet again....... rubschin:
Nick will direct me to the wrong venue evil:
Will Growler bring a pressie...... whistle:
Venue(s)?
Venue(s)?
Epsom? whistle:
Venue(s)?
Epsom? whistle:
Wenchy's House :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:Venue(s)?
Epsom? whistle:
Wenchy's House :thumbsup:
Poo Poo can babysit......... :thumbsup:
Venue(s)?
Epsom? whistle:
Wenchy's House :thumbsup:
Venue(s)?
Epsom? whistle:
Wenchy's House :thumbsup:
Invite Wenchy! Thumbs:
Venue(s)?
Epsom? whistle:
Wenchy's House :thumbsup:
Invite Wenchy! Thumbs:
Erm ....... Invite her to her own house you say? whacky115
I'd love to be there and match names to buckets for the southern leg, and I will be within spitting distance of Epsom, but I'm not in the UK before the 7th. Damn !
Where was that last one? Apart from a bloody long walk from the station ::)
You mean you've done this before and (a) you're still talking to each other and (b) nobody died - too badly
You mean you've done this before and (a) you're still talking to each other and (b) nobody died - too badly
See how many members no longer post....... noooo:
I'd love to be there and match names to buckets for the southern leg, and I will be within spitting distance of Epsom, but I'm not in the UK before the 7th. Damn !
I'd love to be there and match names to buckets for the southern leg, and I will be within spitting distance of Epsom, but I'm not in the UK before the 7th. Damn !
I think Epsom will also be out of contention once the members correlate the list of pubs from which they are banned. noooo:
I am only barred from 2 pubs in Epsom ackchewelly 8)
I have never been barred from a pub angel1::) Lickspittle
We went to The Cricketers Inn (http://www.thecricketersinnepsom.co.uk/) last time... whistle:Gets a :thumbsup: from me
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
Ah there is that and it's never the same if you transport it by swallowing those filled condoms the druggie smugglers useBM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Ah there is that and it's never the same if you transport it by swallowing those filled condoms the druggie smugglers useBM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
Don't you ever watch those Border Control programmes? The Oz one is the best. Some chinese scrote gets pulled up at customs, tries to deny it sweating profusely and later is X rayed and found to have 20 heroin filled* condoms in his stomach
It's a great programme all the family can play. You stop the replay just when person is stopped and you all bet on guilty or innocent. Loser has to feed the cat.
* in your case they'd be Marmite filled one of course - but i really don't think Apey would want the results
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
sad32:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
Moi? eeek:
I have Creme Eggs like... whistle:
Take the creme eggs Miss D, I'll stop in the box
Take the creme eggs Miss D, I'll stop in the box
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
Moi? eeek:
I have Creme Eggs like... whistle:
Miss D yson noooo: She is like those lizard folk out of that old V series. It's alarming
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
Moi? eeek:
I have Creme Eggs like... whistle:
Miss D yson noooo: She is like those lizard folk out of that old V series. It's alarming
You bought me 3 once cloud9:
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
I have 20Kg of luggage.... Thumbs:
Nearly a double decker of marmite........ cloud9:
A football pitch sized spread of the stuff... Thumbs:
Don't tell Miss D like.... noooo:
You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber noooo:
Moi? eeek:
I have Creme Eggs like... whistle:
Miss D yson noooo: She is like those lizard folk out of that old V series. It's alarming
You bought me 3 once cloud9:
I am cooking with Marmite tonight cloud9:
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Oh I am so dead now scared2:
Miss D's dungeon cloud9: cloud9:
. . .You will all go to the basement and think about what you have donenot even the naughty step cry: We have to do years of stir before we can get to the naughty step cry: cry: cry:
To defy the new VPub title du jour "The Virtual Pub - A Marmite Free Zone"
Oh I am so dead now scared2:
Oh dear , oh dear , oh dear noooo:
No one is obeying the roolz cussing:
I am Minister of Food
Marmite is banned
You will all go to the basement and think about what you have done
I was due to go straight to the Basement this morning but just got text off Boss to go somewhere else. rubschin:
I was due to go straight to the Basement this morning but just got text off Boss to go somewhere else. rubschin:
The naughty step...? Popcorn:
I was due to go straight to the Basement this morning but just got text off Boss to go somewhere else. rubschin:
The naughty step...? Popcorn:
Oh noes... I am one of the goods ones. Totally reliable.... well I was until the dental problem. ::)
I was due to go straight to the Basement this morning but just got text off Boss to go somewhere else. rubschin:
The naughty step...? Popcorn:
Oh noes... I am one of the goods ones. Totally reliable.... well I was until the dental problem. ::)
Back to his place then...? eyes:
Miss D yson noooo: She is like those lizard folk out of that old V series.
I'm on earlies, so I'll book the 6th off :thumbsup:
thought we was going to a pub
anyway will send proper sick note like
ironically . . . . .thought we was going to a pub
anyway will send proper sick note like
From your Mum please....
ironically . . . . .thought we was going to a pub
anyway will send proper sick note like
From your Mum please....
lol: lol: lol:
But surely we'd all bring our brokened PCs for him to fix in the corner not disturbing the drinking like
Well all but sick note Steve that is cry:
LL says NO.
I hear the Provisional Marmite Front were going to picket it case Miss D was there
And maybe the Cyprus papers are full of stories of giant mutant maggots making their way south having already destroyed the Watford Gap services
Barman's UK visit cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.... noooo:
Barman's UK visit cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.... noooo:
Bugger, was looking forward to introducing Mr C to more pubbers and hugging Growler again. sad24:
I hear the Provisional Marmite Front were going to picket it case Miss D was there
He could see our faces though - from all the wanted postersI hear the Provisional Marmite Front were going to picket it case Miss D was there
Twiglet pickets ....i could destroy them in my sleep eveilgrin:
Poor BM ...he doesn't get to see us sad24:
He could see our faces though - from all the wanted postersI hear the Provisional Marmite Front were going to picket it case Miss D was there
Twiglet pickets ....i could destroy them in my sleep eveilgrin:
Poor BM ...he doesn't get to see us sad24:
I hear the Provisional Marmite Front were going to picket it case Miss D was there
Twiglet pickets ....i could destroy them in my sleep eveilgrin:
Poor BM ...he doesn't get to see us sad24:
I know ...it sent me one too noooo:
Surely the rest of us could still meet up?
We could video it and send the bill to BM?
Surely the rest of us could still meet up?
We could video it and send the bill to BM?
doh:
At this rate the biggest meet is going to be in Cyprus with BM's homebrew scared2: sick2:
Any takers for a get together on July 5th? Southern faction obviously . . .Sorry, I'd already cried off from that day as something personal came up.
Any takers for a get together on July 5th? Southern faction obviously . . .Sorry, I'd already cried off from that day as something personal came up.
IMHO a meeting without BM isn't a pub meeting . . . .
. . . . but it could be a meeting of the DGAFF party
He meant that you should be paying ::)
He meant that you should be paying ::)
He meant that you should be paying ::)We're not all like you
He meant that you should be paying ::)We're not all like you