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Title: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 06:52:22 PM
Some daft new idea. I got one earlier. I then harvested the rest from my neighbours' mailboxes.

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Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 06:54:24 PM
Some daft new idea. I got one earlier. I then harvested the rest from my neighbours' mailboxes.

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Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 07:00:51 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045)
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 07:05:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045)

Farcical....  noooo:
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2013, 07:05:58 PM
Well, putting your munny into a cannabis farm is probably a safer bet with a better return than putting it in a bank in thecurrent climate . . . .
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 07:38:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045)

Farcical....  noooo:

What a load of bollocks .............
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 19, 2013, 07:45:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045)

They've made a right hash of that  noooo:
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 07:51:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21833045)

They've made a right hash of that  noooo:

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Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2013, 08:52:13 PM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 09:21:16 PM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

In a village....... eeek:       
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2013, 10:30:52 PM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

If you are going to do it, do it in style. Is there anyone at the school that either of you really cant stand....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2013, 06:39:43 AM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

I thought when I read about it that it was full of such opportunities!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2013, 10:52:12 AM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

If you are going to do it, do it in style. Is there anyone at the school that either of you really cant stand....  eveilgrin:

Slip them in the back of text books in the staff room.  whistle:
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2013, 11:02:13 AM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

If you are going to do it, do it in style. Is there anyone at the school that either of you really cant stand....  eveilgrin:

Slip them in the back of text books in the staff room.  whistle:

A couple of years ago during one of the visits the dog went straight to the Teacher and got all excited ...... Policeman was most embarrassed but had to ask the teacher to empty his pockets ..... dog was attracted to a Ventolin Inhaler the teacher had in his jacket pocket.
Minimus carries Epipens for use in an emergency as he is anaphylactic and he makes a point of declaring them as soon as the police arrive.


NB For the ignorant Anaphylaxis has nothing to do with Annalog or Phallus
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2013, 11:03:55 AM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

If you are going to do it, do it in style. Is there anyone at the school that either of you really cant stand....  eveilgrin:

Slip them in the back of text books in the staff room.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2013, 11:05:45 AM
Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.



Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers  ::)

In a village....... eeek:     

Yes we live in a village but the High Schools are all in nearby towns.
We are three miles from Rhyl and three miles from Prestatyn (depends which way you turn at the bottom of the mountain)
Rhyl is known as the drugs capital of North Wales.
It is a 40 minute drive to Scallypool and 65 mins to Manchester. Both Scallys and Munts come here in droves for their summer holidays.
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2013, 12:24:11 PM

NB For the ignorant Anaphylaxis has nothing to do with Annalog or Phallus

 lol: lol: lol:

Our neighbour has a pair of Lurchers called Scratch and Sniff.
Title: Re: Scratch'n'sniff cannabis detection cards (coming to you soon!)
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2013, 06:09:50 PM

NB For the ignorant Anaphylaxis has nothing to do with Annalog or Phallus

 lol: lol: lol:

Our neighbour has a pair of Lurchers called Scratch and Sniff.
lol: lol: lol:

Not a scratch and sniffer called NickLurch?