The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Steve on March 21, 2013, 06:24:03 PM
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Thread title changed in accordance with the Treaty of Bickering
Following my appalling cock up slight mistook in putting Miss D as Minister for Food, the betrayal by the double agent Boogs and the extreme measures of the revisionist Barman in declaring the VP a "Marmite Free Zone" it is clear that a new step is need
Behold Marmite-Twigletia the world's newest nation
Territory will be flexible, defined as anywhere where Marmite/Twiglet lovers be and Marmite haters with axes ain't looking.
The President and other clever dick roles will be filled by whichever Marmite/Twiglet lover can be arsed at the time is around
We demand that Bickering is kept strictly neutral
An immediate priority will be dealing with the threats of WMD * so the Cunning almost secret 3 pronged Defence Plan ** will be put into immediate effect
Citizens of Marmite-Twigletia our time has come
;)
Right, what needs to be fixed next?
* Weapons of Miss Demeanour
** This will consist of (1) running away, (2) positioning foolish brave scapegoats in the way and (3) threatening advanced lampoonery
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I can be in charge , Snoopy can be treasurer.......... :thumbsup:
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DS has a tanker (needs to be flushed out a bit)
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I can make spooky noises and frighten people!
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I can malespooky noises and frighten people!
:thumbsup: This is going rather well
No reply from the enemy. have we stolen a march on them
or are they just sloshed?
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Can we twin with sushi land just for back up....... rubschin:
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I can malespooky noises and frighten people!
:thumbsup: This is going rather well
No reply from the enemy. have we stolen a march on them
or are they just sloshed?
Prolly canoodling with the man noooo: I can think of nothing werse sick2:
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You're ripping the VP asunder like.... noooo:
Whatever that means.... redface:
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The enemy are just standing in the wings waiting.. patience is a virtue.... whistle:
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You're ripping the VP asunder like.... noooo:
Whatever that means.... redface:
Is that a chamber pot........ rubschin:
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You're ripping the VP asunder like.... noooo:
Whatever that means.... redface:
Is that a chamber pot........ rubschin:
No... that is a gusunder... ::)
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I can malespooky noises and frighten people!
:thumbsup: This is going rather well
No reply from the enemy. have we stolen a march on them
or are they just sloshed?
Prolly canoodling with the man noooo: I can think of nothing werse sick2:
What both of us .... rubschin:
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What treachery is afoot.
You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate.
I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !
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What treachery is afoot.
You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate.
I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !
Your normal Friday night then........ noooo:
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What treachery is afoot.
You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate.
I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !
No that''s what I call a plan...
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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What treachery is afoot.
You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate.
I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !
Your normal Friday night then........ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I have called the UN.
Coffee Nanna is popping in for a pint and to sort things out.
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What treachery is afoot.
You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate.
I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !
So the Ministeress for Food wants peace talks I see ^
Peace talks is good, we can bring voddy
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We can have pissed talks if you want as long as you concede I'm right your wrong !
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We xan have pissed talks if you want as long as you concede I'm right your wrong !
lol: lol: lol:
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Your concessions are noted
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Coffee Nanna from the UN (thanks DS) has just sent through the official diplomatic translation of the recent posts from the Ministeress of Food
Draft Treaty Proposal
Her right royalness, supreme being and Ministeress of Food proposes that providing that . .
1. All reference to Marmite-Twigletia as a new independent republic cease and are removed
2. No displays of the Marmite-Twigletia flag are made nor singing of the Marmite-Twigletia anthem is heard
3. The stipend of the Ministeress of Food is increased by an extra bottle of non watered down decent virtual vodka a week
4. You bastards hand over that bottle of Zytnia right now
5. All weapons of advanced lampoonery are retargeted towards far more evil targets
6. You bastards agree that in the all new junta, alleged double agent Boogs gets the role of Ministeress for spying and getting men to fix things by fluttering eyelashes
then
7. She will use her good offices to persuade Barman to remove overt Marmitist displays
8. Marmite and Twiglets can be eaten and traded anywhere she doesn't get to see, hear or smell the damn stuff
9. She and her team will make earnest attempts to kiss better all severed limbs, heads and other bodily parts that resulted from use of her axe in the unfortunate fracas in the Turnip and Onion pub yesterday
Sounds like we have a deal! :thumbsup:
Behold the Treaty of Bickering 2013
Smart cookie that Coffee Nanna eh, shall we send him to help old Aniseedballs?
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What could possibly go wrong like...? rubschin: