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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:30:40 PM
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
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Yay cloud9: I bet he had some disasters cloud9:
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Yay cloud9: I bet he had some disasters cloud9:
He stayed with you....... rubschin:
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Yay cloud9: I bet he had some disasters cloud9:
He stayed with you....... rubschin:
lol: lol:
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:
Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasantries, oh, and patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.
Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
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Yay cloud9: I bet he had some disasters cloud9:
whistle:
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:
Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasdantries, oh, and the patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.
Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
Story time........ cloud9:
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:
Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasdantries, oh, and the patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.
Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
Story time........ cloud9:
Glad to be back tbh.
Thought the hairy plane was going to disintegrate before landing it was shaking that violently.
Wimmin screaming on board! eeek:
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:
Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasantries, oh, and patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.
Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:
Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasdantries, oh, and the patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.
Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
Story time........ cloud9:
Has BM got his jammies on?
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cloud9: just in time for footy......
Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:
Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasantries, oh, and patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.
Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
Did you take Nick with you?
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No, but he'd have enjoyed some of the situtaions though. lol:
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. . .Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
We want videos, or at least piccies
Welcome back Growler, you've missed quite a bit here too. The UN had to get involved and I rather suspect we will soon hear more about WMD. Oh and someone called Aniseedballs had a bit of trouble with an unpaid bar bill.
Oh and I posted heaps of shite, but you knew that
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No, but he'd have enjoyed some of the situtaions though. lol:
Wot running hot water ........ whistle:
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No, but he'd have enjoyed some of the situtaions though. lol:
Wot running hot water ........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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There I was at Malaga airport station, TRYING to dechiper how tf to actually purchase a travel ticket, as the machine didn't do Inglish. Banghead
Noticed a coat on the floor behind me.
Spanish train station git bought ticket for me after he saw me hitting the machine in my frustration. Banghead
Attention turned to coat on floor behind me, when I heard and noticed this staggering heap of geordie blubber, bellowing incoherently and jellying around at the top of the escalator, his wife TRYING to support it.
Wanderd up and asked him if it was his coat?
With an extremelly glazed look, he sort of attempted to look in the direction from whence I was talking.
Focusing was obviously too much for him, as he fell over.
I suggested to his wife/partner that he may be 'slightly over intoxicated' whistle:, and was he actually in a fit state to be actually outside, let alone rtravelling?
His missus vhemenently defended what she seemingly took as an aggresive comment from me, and stated that he was on holiday and enjoying himself! eeek:
I shrugged Shrugs: and moved on down the escaltor to the train platform.
Standing there, I heard this commotion , turned 'round just in time to see Mr pissed up Blobby and partner tumbling down the moving stairs, ending up in a heap with suitcases at the bottom.
MM was behind the commotion, frantically TRYING to walk back up the downward moving machine to avoid the chaos.
Absolutely no one on the platform moved to help this now increasingly dangerous situation, so I ran over, shifted the cases and pleaded with the 20 stone blob to shift his fat carcass before someone got hurt.
Meanwhile MM was simply 'treading water' behind him and his fat partner, but making steady progress back towards the top. happ096
Frantically i searched for the emergency stop button, and could just see it....at floor level.
WHY TF was the emergency button down there, piggin' gormless Spicks? Shrugs:
Managed to shift the fat twat sufficiently to press it anyway.
I left MM to stumble over the pair of fat goons as the train was now in the station.
I don't know what the final outcome was, and care even less tbh.
No thanks, no gratitude, no help, no hope. Banghead
Should have left the machine to turn this gross obomonation into a giant geordie burger. cussing:
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Northerners......What do you expect?
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Northerners......What do you expect?
I give up mate, i really do. Shrugs:
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At least you tried
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Some of Moaneiomondomonious's baggage handling mates at either Munterchester or Malaga hairport have fucked up a case too btw.....discovered NOW we're back home like. Banghead
I watched them loading at Malaga, and it seems to be fair game to them to be as rough as fuck with passenegers cases from what i could see. eeek: Angry9:
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Some of Moaneiomondomonious's baggage handling mates at either Munterchester or Malaga hairport have fucked up a case too btw.....discovered NOW we're back home like. Banghead
I watched them loading at Malaga, and it seems to be fair game to them to be as rough as fuck with passenegers cases from what i could see. eeek: Angry9:
Should have used gatwick...... whistle:
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
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How was the food...... rubschin:
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How was the food...... rubschin:
The Spicks have found a solution to the horse meat problem in their bastard lasagne anyway it seems.
Don't put any meat of any description in it AT ALL! eeek:
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
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Some of Moaneiomondomonious's baggage handling mates at either Munterchester or Malaga hairport have fucked up a case too btw.....discovered NOW we're back home like. Banghead
I watched them loading at Malaga, and it seems to be fair game to them to be as rough as fuck with passenegers cases from what i could see. eeek: Angry9:
Foreign baggage handlers are known to be rough. The state of some of the bags we take off planes is terrible. And WE get the blame :(
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
Don't like the truth eh?
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
Don't like the truth eh?
No noooo:
sad32: Oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:
I just tell it as i see/saw it all.
You missed out racist btw ::).
I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:
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Did you get a tan...... rubschin:
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:
I just tell it as i see/saw it all.
You missed out racist btw ::).
I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:
She is just a northern bint......enough said. noooo:
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:
I just tell it as i see/saw it all.
You missed out racist btw ::).
I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:
lol: lol:
Don't get me started. I could weep with anger some days at the sheer ignorance. The worst are the "ladies" who cross the road without looking, assuming they are gorgeous enough to slam the brakes on for. Even if they are stunning and wearing knickers and knee boots to do the grocery shopping, Apey speeds up and scares the shit out of them. It makes my day. :thumbsup:
And once again,.......fuck off Baldy.
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At least you tried
Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.
What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like? noooo:
I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.
One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:
YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.
Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:
Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:
Never again. noooo:
More woes to follow..... ::)
ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:
Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment. evil:
Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:
I just tell it as i see/saw it all.
You missed out racist btw ::).
I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:
lol: lol:
Don't get me started. I could weep with anger some days at the sheer ignorance. The worst are the "ladies" who cross the road without looking, assuming they are gorgeous enough to slam the brakes on for. Even if they are stunning and wearing knickers and knee boots to do the grocery shopping, Apey speeds up and scares the shit out of them. It makes my day. :thumbsup:
And once again,.......fuck off Baldy.
Growler Jnr's mate at werk had a tosser throw himself at the bus he was driving in Chester City center last week. eeek:
He was TRYING to commit suicide... apparently. whistle:
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Did you get a tan...... rubschin:
Could be...a lickle bit, or could be rust. rubschin:
The weather was decidely average, but no worries really. Better than this shit hole, and it is only Januray don't forget. lol:
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Any good hills........ rubschin:
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How was the food...... rubschin:
The Spicks have found a solution to the horse meat problem in their bastard lasagne anyway it seems.
Don't put any meat of any description in it AT ALL! eeek:
lol: You have a way with words
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Think I upset the pasport control BITCH at Munterchester arrivals anyways. :thumbsup:
Threw my passport on her desk for inspection and snatched it back off her after she's studied it, without a werd.
She sarcastically shouted, 'yes, thank you, a pleasure', at me. Shrugs:
Well wtf's she expecting ey, after having to stand and shuffle around in a 30 minute que, being shepherd' around in what resembles a friggin' cattle market?
200 bastard fedup 'brits on tooer to Spain' DO NOT constitute a threat to national security generally speaking like, no, you useless turds, you need to be concentrating a tad more on stopping the bastards who are creeping into the UK illegally and bleeeding this shit 'ole of its life blood,....and you expect me to be pleasant and well mannered for the 'fine job' you are doing, staring at me for the likeness of photo v face, you stuck up bunch of power freak controlling tosser twats? sick2:
'Kin SWIVEL! Finger:
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To the lady at the immigration desk at Manchester Airport
Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G Rowler on his recent arrival from Malaga. He has been very stressed lately what with supporting a crap football club, getting caught tripping up fat geordies on escalators and having to share his week in the sun with hundreds of what he considers to be a sub species called "a Northener"
We would like to say he will be much better behaved next time but to be honest the signs are not good as he also has to put up with 24/7 ribbing from us bastards and is now suffering from clock association disorder
Still we expect you've seen worse returning pasengers like the last time Liverpool were playing in Europe - we assume you have a long memory so can remember those days
Toodlepip
that'll learn you for calling me Stevielad
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To the lady at the immigration desk at Manchester Airport
Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G Rowler on his recent arrival from Malaga. He has been very stressed lately what with supporting a crap football club, getting caught tripping up fat geordies on escalators and having to share his week in the sun with hundreds of what he considers to be a sub species called "a Northener"
We would like to say he will be much better behaved next time but to be honest the signs are not good as he also has to put up with 24/7 ribbing from us bastards and is now suffering from clock association disorder
Still we expect you've seen worse returning pasengers like the last time Liverpool were playing in Europe - we assume you have a long memory so can remember those days
Toodlepip
that'll learn you for calling me Stevielad
Angry9:......STEVIE LAD!
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To the lady at the immigration desk at Manchester Airport
Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G Rowler on his recent arrival from Malaga. He has been very stressed lately what with supporting a crap football club, getting caught tripping up fat geordies on escalators and having to share his week in the sun with hundreds of what he considers to be a sub species called "a Northener"
We would like to say he will be much better behaved next time but to be honest the signs are not good as he also has to put up with 24/7 ribbing from us bastards and is now suffering from clock association disorder
Still we expect you've seen worse returning pasengers like the last time Liverpool were playing in Europe - we assume you have a long memory so can remember those days
Toodlepip
that'll learn you for calling me Stevielad
Angry9:
Get Nick on the case ....he beat EON ,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
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Great thread! lol: lol: lol:
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goodjob:
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Why oh why do we put up with this shite ey?
Do we REALLY enjoy having our tummies tickled SO much? Shrugs:
WHY?! cussing:
I absolutely despair with what and just how muc utter shite these tossers in power actually get away with, and yet WE, the great obedient unwashed....just caruy on and put up with it, all with a simple pathetic defeatist shrug of the shoulders...Mrs G being a prime example. One of tens of millions very sadly.
Outward security. get yerself virtually undressed to walk through the metal detector.
Haven't really got a problem with that.
Your hand luggage though, evil:
All this shit about taking liquids with you. Shrugs:
What is it?
100mg maximum or summat?
So you utter wankers, a would be terrorist couldn't cause absolute mayhem and carnage on a 'plane with 100mg of suitable liquid then ey? happy001
Absolute pure bollox. Banghead
The whole fiasco is merely a ploy to force you and me to buy their grossly overpriced drinks on their terms, bloody thieving scumbags. Angry9:
Mrs G buys this 'health drink' stuff to help build yer resistance against bugs and nasties.
It's veryvery expensive and in a 500 ml bottle, and it does actually taste quite nice tbh, but wheather it werks or not, I really do not know. confused:
Dopey bint put it in her hand luggage for some inexplicable reason, and the rest is history. evil:
I tackled the power freaked uniformed jack booted gestapo bitch that confiscated it, TRYING to explain that it was harmless, and offered to take a large swig of the remaining 60-70% of the contents to prove my point.
Point blank refused, and ushered away by the vile slab faced slot gobb'ed cretin, and its selective hearing kicked in. cussing:
Pressure and fury rapidly building from within me at the totally unflexibilty of the whole fiasco, Mrs G and the Growlerettes could see a row was building again, and swiftly ushered me out of the way, hands over me gob.
You just CANNOT fight these cnts on your own I'm extremelly sad to say, so will 'everyone' join me please?
No. Thought not, tickle tickle sigh sigh. Banghead
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Why oh why do we put up with this shite ey?
Do we REALLY enjoy having our tummies tickled SO much? Shrugs:
WHY?! cussing:
I absolutely despair with what and just how muc utter shite these tossers in power actually get away with, and yet WE, the great obedient unwashed....just caruy on and put up with it, all with a simple pathetic defeatist shrug of the shoulders...Mrs G being a prime example. One of tens of millions very sadly.
Outward security. get yerself virtually undressed to walk through the metal detector.
Haven't really got a problem with that.
Your hand luggage though, evil:
All this shit about taking liquids with you. Shrugs:
What is it?
100mg maximum or summat?
So you utter wankers, a would be terrorist couldn't cause absolute mayhem and carnage on a 'plane with 100mg of suitable liquid then ey? happy001
Absolute pure bollox. Banghead
The whole fiasco is merely a ploy to force you and me to buy their grossly overpriced drinks on their terms, bloody thieving scumbags. Angry9:
Mrs G buys this 'health drink' stuff to help build yer resistance against bugs and nasties.
It's veryvery expensive and in a 500 ml bottle, and it does actually taste quite nice tbh, but wheather it werks or not, I really do not know. confused:
Dopey bint put it in her hand luggage for some inexplicable reason, and the rest is history. evil:
I tackled the power freaked uniformed jack booted gestapo bitch that confiscated it, TRYING to explain that it was harmless, and offered to take a large swig of the remaining 60-70% of the contents to prove my point.
Point blank refused, and ushered away by the vile slab faced slot gobb'ed cretin, and its selective hearing kicked in. cussing:
Pressure and fury rapidly building from within me at the totally unflexibilty of the whole fiasco, Mrs G and the Growlerettes could see a row was building again, and swiftly ushered me out of the way, hands over me gob.
You just CANNOT fight these cnts on your own I'm extremelly sad to say, so will 'everyone' join me please?
No. Thought not, tickle tickle sigh sigh. Banghead
You're right, security is completely farcical... noooo:
Best place for a terrorist to blow himself up and cause absolute carnage is in the security hall of most airports - packed with people queuing up to strip off and put all their personal belongings in a plastic tray...
And lets not forget that the last lot blew up buses and tube trains yet there is no security whatsoever on those - or ferries... ::)
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to the lady at security control at the airport
Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G. Rowler etc etc like wot we wrote to the immigration lady
We are also sorry that he couldn't workout out that a suicide nutter prepared to set off his bomb in flight is unlikely to give two rats arses about the long term harmful effects of a swig of two of the stuff.
We will do our best to get him into a better mood for next time but frankly it's an uphill task.
PS you haven't happened to see Coffee Nanna lately have you? We hear that war is about to be declared by Greater Geordiland on the republic of Chester and it could get reet nasty
Toodlepip
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Always a smart arse ey? ::)
As already stated though, a terrorist would only only need to take a small 100ml bottle full of some random potentially lethal liquid...consisting of what exactly, i do not know as I'm not a chemist....to cause an explosion or some other form of catastrophic mayhem on an aircraft.
I think said liquid, swigged from a bottle in front of security staff and the consequentiial and probable violent reaction from said terrorist may possibly give the game away too, but hey ho, I'm no expert in these matters.
Perhaps he /she may flavour it with voddy first? Shrugs:
No. The whole so called security measures are a bad joke, aimed at causing as much chaos confusion and money making as is possible.
Is it any wionder more and more sheeple than ever actually dread going abroad now?
Without a doubt, the most traumatic time wasting and bladder boling experience you could ever wish to endure. Banghead
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Gotta ask... do you feel better for yer holiday rubschin:
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Gotta ask... do you feel better for yer holiday rubschin:
Seems he doesn't
The 100ml limit is a compromise Growler. For liquids that don't show up on the security scanners (a list they don't exactly publish) it's a judgement of chance of downing an aircraft. And they don't over publish that calculation either
But it is possible to be on an aircraft where there is an explosion killing several and still have the plane land in one piece [/smartarse mode]
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Think I upset the pasport control BITCH at Munterchester arrivals anyways. :thumbsup:
Threw my passport on her desk for inspection and snatched it back off her after she's studied it, without a werd.
She sarcastically shouted, 'yes, thank you, a pleasure', at me. Shrugs:
Well wtf's she expecting ey, after having to stand and shuffle around in a 30 minute que, being shepherd' around in what resembles a friggin' cattle market?
200 bastard fedup 'brits on tooer to Spain' DO NOT constitute a threat to national security generally speaking like, no, you useless turds, you need to be concentrating a tad more on stopping the bastards who are creeping into the UK illegally and bleeeding this shit 'ole of its life blood,....and you expect me to be pleasant and well mannered for the 'fine job' you are doing, staring at me for the likeness of photo v face, you stuck up bunch of power freak controlling tosser twats? sick2:
'Kin SWIVEL! Finger:
happy001
Welcome home Mr Bear.... ;D
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Always a smart arse ey? ::)
As already stated though, a terrorist would only only need to take a small 100ml bottle full of some random potentially lethal liquid...consisting of what exactly, i do not know as I'm not a chemist....to cause an explosion or some other form of catastrophic mayhem on an aircraft.
I think said liquid, swigged from a bottle in front of security staff and the consequentiial and probable violent reaction from said terrorist may possibly give the game away too, but hey ho, I'm no expert in these matters.
Perhaps he /she may flavour it with voddy first? Shrugs:
No. The whole so called security measures are a bad joke, aimed at causing as much chaos confusion and money making as is possible.
Is it any wionder more and more sheeple than ever actually dread going abroad now?
Without a doubt, the most traumatic time wasting and bladder boling experience you could ever wish to endure. Banghead
Did they check yer bladder, like? rubschin:
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Always a smart arse ey? ::)
As already stated though, a terrorist would only only need to take a small 100ml bottle full of some random potentially lethal liquid...consisting of what exactly, i do not know as I'm not a chemist....to cause an explosion or some other form of catastrophic mayhem on an aircraft.
I think said liquid, swigged from a bottle in front of security staff and the consequentiial and probable violent reaction from said terrorist may possibly give the game away too, but hey ho, I'm no expert in these matters.
Perhaps he /she may flavour it with voddy first? Shrugs:
No. The whole so called security measures are a bad joke, aimed at causing as much chaos confusion and money making as is possible.
Is it any wionder more and more sheeple than ever actually dread going abroad now?
Without a doubt, the most traumatic time wasting and bladder boling experience you could ever wish to endure. Banghead
Did they check yer bladder, like? rubschin:
No. I ALWAYS remove it for safe keeping and carriage before entering these bastard 'twighlight' zones of purgatory. evil:
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Gotta ask... do you feel better for yer holiday rubschin:
it WASN'T a piggin' holiday.
A holiday , without consulting Wikopedia, for FULL clarification, is alledgedly a stress free period away from the chores trials and tribulations of every day 'normal' life, whatever tf that actually means ffs! Banghead
Werk it out for yerself like Sherlock. Shrugs:
So, in a werd in case of difficulty......NO! whistle:
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Cleary some sort of diplomatic mission then :thumbsup:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Growler, have you seen this thread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11574.0) like...? whistle:
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Cleary some sort of diplomatic mission then :thumbsup:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Don't think my east european neighbours would quite agree with that tbqatth, hateful bastards. sick2:
Didn't quite seem to understand my sarcastic humour at 00:30 hrs Wednesday, when I asked them, not particulary politely granted, where they actually from and attending the 'Noise Abatement Socierty AGM, or simply moving house? whistle:
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2 houurs later, and a call to reception warning them that I was about to break their bastard door down if they didn't get security out PRONTO, finally did the trick. cloud9:
Revenge was just sssssssssssssssssssssso sweet at 09:00 later that morning however, believe me. :thumbsup:.
Friggin' wonder the tiles on the floor and doors on hinges and cupboards were still in place after I'd finished with 'em. eveilgrin:
NEVER a dull moment on a GROWLER trip abroad, guaranteed. whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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Look 'ere now. evil:
You lot ask me what went on like, so i tell you's all, then you just take the piss ffs! Banghead
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It's the way you tell it Growler, we're just forced to
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On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)
Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)
Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:
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Donkey heaven for Nick btw, as they power the local taxi service. cloud9:
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Should have gone to Pink Sis's place, like wot Pasties is. whistle:
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Should have gone to Pink Sis's place, like wot Pasties is. whistle:
Where's that then? rubschin:
Is Pasties there now like?
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No, he is going in May whistle:
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Look 'ere now. evil:
You lot ask me what went on like, so i tell you's all, then you just take the piss ffs! Banghead
I wasn't taking the piss, I was politely asking if you felt better for yer holiday angel1
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On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)
Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)
Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:
Nice... Thumbs:
Looks a bit like my village like....
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Look 'ere now. evil:
You lot ask me what went on like, so i tell you's all, then you just take the piss ffs! Banghead
I wasn't taking the piss, I was politely asking if you felt better for yer holiday angel1
Mmmmmmmm rubschin:
Mmmmmmmm rubschin:
REALLY not used to anyone being polite to me tbh.
Desrvedly so though, granted. ::)
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On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)
Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)
Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:
Nice... Thumbs:
Looks a bit like my village like....
Proper Spanish village that.
Went higher up into the residential part away from bloody Nikon clad Jap tourists, and you really got a feel for the place, and the locals were ded cheery smiley and friendly too. cloud9:
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Not unlike the one in the PM I sent you whistle:
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So if it wasn't a holiday ......are you thinking of moving there....... rubschin:
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Fat chance. They have his picture up at the airports noooo:
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Fat chance. They have his picture up at the airports noooo:
That actually made me chortle. lol:
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a new line for 3 word story?
European Arrest Warrant
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a new line for 3 word story?
European Arrest Warrant
I didn't have any 'run in's with the rozzers. angel1
I was a good Bear. angel1
They actually walk the streets over there you know! Shocked:
Never saw then sitting in a nice comfy BMW eating doughnuts, OR hiding behind bushes with speed cameras. noooo:
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On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)
Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)
Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:
Looks really nice.... :thumbsup:
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Boogs cloud9:
Do you ever come down the A6?
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a new line for 3 word story?
European Arrest Warrant
Nah ~ more likely listed under "Forbidden to Import": 'goods of certain fur skins covered for personal and private use'
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a new line for 3 word story?
European Arrest Warrant
Nah ~ more likely listed under "Forbidden to Import": 'goods of certain fur skins covered for personal and private use'
Are we saying that Growler is covered by those CITES wools and wegulations?
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Only if he is made into a RUG
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a new line for 3 word story?
European Arrest Warrant
Nah ~ more likely listed under "Forbidden to Import": 'goods of certain fur skins covered for personal and private use'
Are we saying that Growler is covered by those CITES wools and wegulations?
Like Tigers bits 'n' pieces I believe that Bear Claws are forbidden at Customs across Europe as are animal pelts and certainly the Chinese believe that Bear Bile is a medicine and that is also banned from most countries.
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Only if he is made into a RUG
Don't mention rugs....... noooo:
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I'm slowly becoming incensed...or summat. cussing:
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I'm slowly becoming incensed...or summat. cussing:
Wot smelling funny...... rubschin:
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Bear Bile ..... Absolutely Stinks
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Bear Bile ..... Absolutely Stinks
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Not arf as much as after me annual bathe in me secret swamp up 'me secret 'ill' cloud9:
Gets shut of all the lice ticks and fleas you know. :thumbsup:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Nice ....went a couple of years ago... Good museum there .... :thumbsup:
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Is there a taxidermy section? rubschin:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
If it's for the race then start planning asap. If just to see the museum (Boogs is right it's v good) and drive part of the track then don't go anytime near the big race
My brother keeps asking me to join his annual mass expedition there. Channel crossings have to be booked months ahead, they all leave the Sarf East the Thursday before and don't get back til the Tuesday with the intervening nights spent male bonding in a campsite they book a year ahead as it's the bestest
On the upside they all say the racing spectacle is terrific
When they sort a decent fly/train package where you leave Friday sleep in a real bed with your own bog near and back Sunday night I'll go.
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the Chinese believe that Bear Bile is a medicine
Growler is an un-tapped gold mine :thumbsup:
Nice to see him safely back anyway.
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Growler + Boogs? I may have to fight him rubschin:
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Growler + Boogs? I may have to fight him rubschin:
Not if you produce my belt before tuesday... :thumbsup:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....
I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.
So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend... eeek:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....
I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.
So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend... eeek:
A guest of Jordan ......not something to boost about..... noooo:
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Is that the one with the huge knockers?
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Is that the one with the huge knockers?
That was where I was going..... ::)
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Do you have a snorkel?
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Is that the one with the huge knockers?
That was where I was going..... ::)
Many have been there before you. noooo:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....
I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.
So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend... eeek:
I am soooo jealous ..... that must have been amazing.. sad24:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....
I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.
So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend... eeek:
I am soooo jealous ..... that must have been amazing.. sad24:
It was... walked around the track, sat next to the boy Schumacher and Fisichella... into the pits, saw the cars close up spoke to Irish....
LL held Chris de Burgh's cake...
All was going well 'til it rained and LL bought a Ferrari rain coat.... noooo:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....
I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.
So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend... eeek:
I am soooo jealous ..... that must have been amazing.. sad24:
It was... walked around the track, sat next to the boy Schumacher and Fisichella... into the pits, saw the cars close up spoke to Irish....
LL held Chris de Burgh's cake...
All was going well 'til it rained and LL bought a Ferrari rain coat.... noooo:
horn: horn:
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Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Brilliant! Thumbs:
See also: IoM TT Thumbs:
See also: Monaco Thumbs:
Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....
I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.
So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend... eeek:
A guest of Jordan ......not something to boost about..... noooo:
Eddie is a legend...... :thumbsup:
I wouldn't care what team it was with ....... :thumbsup:
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My poor thread for Growler........ sad24:
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BM's fault he set me off..... redface:
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BM's fault he set me off..... redface:
I forgive you ........I blame him too......... Thumbs:
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BM's fault he set me off..... redface:
I forgive you ........I blame him too......... Thumbs:
:thumbsup whistle:
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cussing:
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My poor thread for Growler........ sad24:
Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.
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My poor thread for Growler........ sad24:
Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.
A Moggie repairer...?
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My poor thread for Growler........ sad24:
Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.
A Moggie repairer...?
Heading that way, yes. Banghead
Seen me arse with him behind his back, as if he see's I'm narked, he'll go even slower.
I'm stuffed, as I can't take it elsewhere now 'cus it's in bits in his werkshop.
I've suggested to Mrs G or even MM that thet bark at him instead for some URGENT attention.
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My poor thread for Growler........ sad24:
Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.
A Moggie repairer...?
Heading that way, yes. Banghead
Seen me arse with him behind his back, as if he see's I'm narked, he'll go even slower.
I'm stuffed, as I can't take it elsewhere now 'cus it's in bits in his werkshop.
I've suggested to Mrs G or even MM that thet bark at him instead for some URGENT attention.
I could fix it like.... Thumbs:
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My poor thread for Growler........ sad24:
Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.
A Moggie repairer...?
Heading that way, yes. Banghead
Seen me arse with him behind his back, as if he see's I'm narked, he'll go even slower.
I'm stuffed, as I can't take it elsewhere now 'cus it's in bits in his werkshop.
I've suggested to Mrs G or even MM that thet bark at him instead for some URGENT attention.
I could fix it like.... Thumbs:
MM;s course is only 4 years....... ::)
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
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The Northwest 200 is great too.
As was when I stood on the podium at Silverstone after racing my Mini 7 whistle:
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The Northwest 200 is great too.
As was when I stood on the podium at Silverstone after racing my Mini 7 whistle:
You and mini .......you do set them up........ noooo:
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Of the big 3 races no one's mentioned Indy 500
Well worth seeing. I saw it the year they had to physically stop Danica from thumping another drivers lights out
Sad loss to single seater racing is Danica now she's gone to the tobaccy chewing world of NASCAR
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The Northwest 200 is great too.
As was when I stood on the podium at Silverstone after racing my Mini 7 whistle:
You and mini .......you do set them up........ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Of the big 3 races no one's mentioned Indy 500
Well worth seeing. I saw it the year they had to physically stop Danica from thumping another drivers lights out
Sad loss to single seater racing is Danica now she's gone to the tobaccy chewing world of NASCAR
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Never really floated me boat this yankee racing tbqatth.
Too much yeeehaaa and tossers on wild 'orses chewing gum for my taste. noooo:
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Police on the Costa del Sol are hunting a seven-foot-long reptile that has been terrifying a tourist resort in southern Spain.
Time reports that the crocodile (or alligator - experts have not yet determined which) was first seen on a golf course near the town of Mijas and has since been spotted stalking nearby waterways.
The 'Costa Croc', as it has been dubbed, is the subject of search by special police motorcycle units who hope to catch the animal basking in the sun.
That'd be my fault then. cloud9:
I like to leave me mark like. :thumbsup:
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
Prolly not even born for half of it ....... whistle:
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
Prolly not even born for half of it ....... whistle:
happy001
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
Prolly not even born for half of it ....... whistle:
Wot you trying to say...... evil:
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
Prolly not even born for half of it ....... whistle:
happy001
Your no better than the pooch ...... evil:
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I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.
I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like, cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:
Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Only went once - all paid for...
Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like... cloud9:
Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
Prolly not even born for half of it ....... whistle:
happy001
Your no better than the pooch ...... evil:
redface:
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Has Donna got him........ rubschin:
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:
There won't be much room behind ...... I've met him whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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happy001
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Has Donna got him........ rubschin:
evil:
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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evil: evil:
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:
evil: evil: evil:
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Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.
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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:
There won't be much room behind ...... I've met him whistle:
eeek: evil: evil: evil: evil: Angry9: ........ rubschin:......... rubschin:..Explode: