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Title: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:30:40 PM
 cloud9:   just in time for footy......
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 07:32:18 PM
Yay  cloud9:  I bet he had some disasters  cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:33:32 PM
Yay  cloud9:  I bet he had some disasters  cloud9:

He stayed with you....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 07:34:39 PM
Yay  cloud9:  I bet he had some disasters  cloud9:

He stayed with you....... rubschin:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 07:36:02 PM
cloud9:   just in time for footy......

Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:

Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasantries, oh, and patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.

Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 07:36:26 PM
Yay  cloud9:  I bet he had some disasters  cloud9:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
cloud9:   just in time for footy......

Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:

Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasdantries, oh, and the patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.

Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:

Story time........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 07:40:10 PM
cloud9:   just in time for footy......

Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:

Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasdantries, oh, and the patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.

Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:

Story time........ cloud9:

Glad to be back tbh.
Thought the hairy plane was going to disintegrate before landing it was shaking that violently.
Wimmin screaming on board! eeek:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 07:41:16 PM
cloud9:   just in time for footy......

Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:

Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasantries, oh, and patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.

Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
cloud9:   just in time for footy......

Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:

Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasdantries, oh, and the patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.

Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:

Story time........ cloud9:

Has BM got his jammies on?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 07:42:17 PM
cloud9:   just in time for footy......

Too bizzy reading shite at the mo. lol:

Worra friggin' week.
East west relations have taken a birof a battering, as have Growler/passport control pleasantries, oh, and patience towards severely drunken Geordies causing a near death situation whilst near equally drunken wife stands back watching dangerous mayhem.

Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:

Did you take Nick with you?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 07:43:23 PM
No, but he'd have enjoyed some of the situtaions though. lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 07:44:26 PM
. . .Yea, worra friggin' week THAT was. eeek:
We want videos, or at least piccies

Welcome back Growler, you've missed quite a bit here too.  The UN had to get involved and I rather suspect we will soon hear more about WMD.  Oh and someone called Aniseedballs had a bit of trouble with an unpaid bar bill.

Oh and I posted heaps of shite, but you knew that
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:45:10 PM
No, but he'd have enjoyed some of the situtaions though. lol:

Wot running hot water ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 07:53:03 PM
No, but he'd have enjoyed some of the situtaions though. lol:

Wot running hot water ........ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:08:20 PM
There I was at Malaga airport station, TRYING to dechiper how tf to actually purchase a travel ticket, as the machine didn't do Inglish. Banghead
Noticed a coat on the floor behind me.

Spanish train station git bought ticket for me after he saw me hitting the machine in my frustration. Banghead
Attention turned to coat on floor behind me, when I heard and noticed this staggering heap of geordie blubber, bellowing incoherently and jellying around at the top of the escalator, his wife TRYING to support it.

Wanderd up and asked him if it was his coat?
With an extremelly glazed look, he sort of attempted to look in the direction from whence I was talking.
Focusing was obviously too much for him, as he fell over.

I suggested to his wife/partner that he may be 'slightly over intoxicated' whistle:, and was he actually in a fit state to be actually outside, let alone rtravelling?
His missus vhemenently defended what she seemingly took as an aggresive comment from me, and stated that he was on holiday and enjoying himself! eeek:

I shrugged  Shrugs: and moved on down the escaltor to the train platform.

Standing there, I heard this commotion , turned 'round just in time to see Mr pissed up Blobby and partner tumbling down the moving stairs, ending up in a heap with suitcases at the bottom.
MM was behind the commotion, frantically TRYING to walk back up the downward moving machine to avoid the chaos.

Absolutely no one on the platform moved to help this now increasingly dangerous situation, so I ran over, shifted the cases and pleaded with the 20 stone blob to shift his fat carcass before someone got hurt.
Meanwhile MM was simply 'treading water' behind him and his fat partner, but making steady progress back towards the top. happ096

Frantically i searched for the emergency stop button, and could just see it....at floor level.
WHY TF was the emergency button down there, piggin' gormless Spicks? Shrugs:

Managed to shift the fat twat sufficiently to press it anyway.

I left MM to stumble over the pair of fat goons as the train was now in the station.

I don't know what the final outcome was, and care even less tbh.

No thanks, no gratitude, no help, no hope. Banghead

Should have left the machine to turn this gross obomonation into a giant geordie burger. cussing:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 09:13:09 PM
Northerners......What do you expect?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:15:31 PM
Northerners......What do you expect?

I give up mate, i really do. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 09:19:24 PM
At least you tried
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:19:52 PM
Some of Moaneiomondomonious's  baggage handling mates at either Munterchester or Malaga hairport have fucked up a case too btw.....discovered NOW we're back home like. Banghead

I watched them loading at Malaga, and it seems to be fair game to them to be as rough as fuck with passenegers cases from what i could see. eeek: Angry9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 09:23:20 PM
Some of Moaneiomondomonious's  baggage handling mates at either Munterchester or Malaga hairport have fucked up a case too btw.....discovered NOW we're back home like. Banghead

I watched them loading at Malaga, and it seems to be fair game to them to be as rough as fuck with passenegers cases from what i could see. eeek: Angry9:

Should have used gatwick...... whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:28:16 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 09:30:58 PM
How was the food...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:33:43 PM
How was the food...... rubschin:

The Spicks have found a solution to the horse meat problem in their bastard lasagne anyway it seems.

Don't put any meat of any description in it AT ALL! eeek:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 09:34:53 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 22, 2013, 09:37:40 PM
Some of Moaneiomondomonious's  baggage handling mates at either Munterchester or Malaga hairport have fucked up a case too btw.....discovered NOW we're back home like. Banghead

I watched them loading at Malaga, and it seems to be fair game to them to be as rough as fuck with passenegers cases from what i could see. eeek: Angry9:

Foreign baggage handlers are known to be rough.  The state of some of the bags we take off planes is terrible. And WE get the blame :(
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 09:40:04 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:

Don't like the truth eh?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 09:41:33 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:

Don't like the truth eh?


No  noooo:

 sad32: Oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:42:40 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:

Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:

I just tell it as i see/saw it all.

You missed out racist btw ::).

I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 09:44:01 PM
Did you get a tan...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 09:45:33 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:

Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:

I just tell it as i see/saw it all.

You missed out racist btw ::).

I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:

She is just a northern bint......enough said. noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 09:49:13 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:

Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:

I just tell it as i see/saw it all.

You missed out racist btw ::).

I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:


 lol: lol:
Don't get me started. I could weep with anger some days at the sheer ignorance. The worst are the "ladies" who cross the road without looking, assuming they are gorgeous enough to slam the brakes on for. Even if they are stunning and wearing knickers and knee boots to do the grocery shopping, Apey speeds up and scares the shit out of them. It makes my day.  :thumbsup:







And once again,.......fuck off Baldy.
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 09:57:33 PM
At least you tried

Serously Stevie lad, it could have been exrtemely messy for the pair of geordie munters if any of his clothing had got sucked into the base of the steps where it vanishes under.

What amazed me more than anything was the way EVERY bastard just stood ther, gawping and doing absolutely bog all to help.
You ever tried lifting a fat 20 stone bastard twat with his near equally weighted partner lying on top of him, cases piled up behind, on yer own like?  noooo:

I shouted for help, but really shouldn't habe bothered wasting me breath, utter tawts...ALL of 'em.

One geezer was staring at me as I walked back onto the platform, so in me frustration, I actually asked him what the fuck he was staring at?
He just looked away. Angry9:
I HATE that when I speak to someone. Angry9:

YOU, you spanish twat, YOU fuckin' LOOK at me when I talk to you, you ignorant cnut.
Mrs G dragged me away fortunately before I completely blew me stack.

Worra friggin' week. Banghead
Glad to be home. cloud9:

Why does shit like this always 'appen to me ey, why? Shrugs:
Must have been bad bad bad in a previous life I reckon. sad32:

Never again. noooo:

More woes to follow..... ::)

ahhh, how I have missed your light hearted, unbiased, non-bigotted rhetoric. Welcome back my darling, welcome back. I missed you. :thumbsup:








Oh, and fuck off Baldy for the Northerners comment.  evil:

Nowt light hearted, unbiased or biggoted, so I ain't got the foggiest tbqatth. Shrugs:

I just tell it as i see/saw it all.

You missed out racist btw ::).

I now officially hate SOME east europeans...ignorant selfish disgusting vile vicious dirty scruffy loud bad mannered nasty twats. cussing:


 lol: lol:
Don't get me started. I could weep with anger some days at the sheer ignorance. The worst are the "ladies" who cross the road without looking, assuming they are gorgeous enough to slam the brakes on for. Even if they are stunning and wearing knickers and knee boots to do the grocery shopping, Apey speeds up and scares the shit out of them. It makes my day.  :thumbsup:







And once again,.......fuck off Baldy.

Growler Jnr's mate at werk had a tosser throw himself at the bus he was driving in Chester City center last week. eeek:
He was TRYING to commit suicide... apparently. whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 10:00:06 PM
Did you get a tan...... rubschin:

Could be...a lickle bit, or could be rust. rubschin:
The weather was decidely average, but no worries really. Better than this shit hole, and it is only Januray don't forget. lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 10:01:25 PM
Any good hills........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2013, 10:38:17 PM
How was the food...... rubschin:

The Spicks have found a solution to the horse meat problem in their bastard lasagne anyway it seems.

Don't put any meat of any description in it AT ALL! eeek:

 lol:  You have a way with words
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:24:06 AM
Think I upset the pasport control BITCH at Munterchester arrivals anyways. :thumbsup:

Threw my passport on her desk for inspection and snatched it back off her after she's studied it, without a werd.
She sarcastically shouted, 'yes, thank you, a pleasure', at me. Shrugs:

Well wtf's she expecting ey, after having to stand and shuffle around in a 30 minute que, being shepherd' around in what resembles a friggin' cattle market?

200 bastard fedup 'brits on tooer to Spain' DO NOT constitute a threat to national security generally speaking like, no, you useless turds, you need to be concentrating a tad more on stopping the bastards who are creeping into the UK illegally and bleeeding this shit 'ole of its life blood,....and you expect me to be pleasant and well mannered for the 'fine job' you are doing, staring at me for the likeness of photo v face, you stuck up bunch of power freak controlling tosser twats? sick2:

'Kin SWIVEL! Finger:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:38:13 AM
To the lady at the immigration desk at Manchester Airport

Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G Rowler on his recent arrival from Malaga.  He has been very stressed lately what with supporting a crap football club, getting caught tripping up fat geordies on escalators and having to share his week in the sun with hundreds of what he considers to be a sub species called "a Northener"

We would like to say he will be much better behaved next time but to be honest the signs are not good as he also has to put up with 24/7 ribbing from us bastards and is now suffering from clock association disorder

Still we expect you've seen worse returning pasengers like the last time Liverpool were playing in Europe - we assume you have a long memory so can remember those days

Toodlepip

that'll learn you for calling me Stevielad
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:39:42 AM
To the lady at the immigration desk at Manchester Airport

Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G Rowler on his recent arrival from Malaga.  He has been very stressed lately what with supporting a crap football club, getting caught tripping up fat geordies on escalators and having to share his week in the sun with hundreds of what he considers to be a sub species called "a Northener"

We would like to say he will be much better behaved next time but to be honest the signs are not good as he also has to put up with 24/7 ribbing from us bastards and is now suffering from clock association disorder

Still we expect you've seen worse returning pasengers like the last time Liverpool were playing in Europe - we assume you have a long memory so can remember those days

Toodlepip

that'll learn you for calling me Stevielad

 Angry9:......STEVIE LAD!
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:41:50 AM
To the lady at the immigration desk at Manchester Airport

Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G Rowler on his recent arrival from Malaga.  He has been very stressed lately what with supporting a crap football club, getting caught tripping up fat geordies on escalators and having to share his week in the sun with hundreds of what he considers to be a sub species called "a Northener"

We would like to say he will be much better behaved next time but to be honest the signs are not good as he also has to put up with 24/7 ribbing from us bastards and is now suffering from clock association disorder

Still we expect you've seen worse returning pasengers like the last time Liverpool were playing in Europe - we assume you have a long memory so can remember those days

Toodlepip

that'll learn you for calling me Stevielad

 Angry9:

Get Nick on the case ....he beat EON ,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:33:15 AM
Great thread!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 06:38:58 AM
 goodjob:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 09:18:19 AM
Why oh why do we put up with this shite ey?

Do we REALLY enjoy having our tummies tickled SO much? Shrugs:
WHY?! cussing:
I absolutely despair with what and just how muc utter shite these tossers in power actually get away with, and yet WE, the great obedient unwashed....just caruy on and put up with it, all with a simple pathetic defeatist shrug of the shoulders...Mrs G being a prime example. One of tens of millions very sadly.

Outward security. get yerself virtually undressed to walk through the metal detector.
Haven't really got a problem with that.

Your hand luggage though, evil:
All this shit about taking liquids with you. Shrugs:
What is it?
100mg maximum or summat?

So you utter wankers, a would be terrorist couldn't cause absolute mayhem and carnage on a 'plane with 100mg of suitable liquid then ey? happy001
Absolute pure bollox. Banghead

The whole fiasco is merely a ploy to force you and me to buy their grossly overpriced drinks on their terms, bloody thieving scumbags. Angry9:

Mrs G buys this 'health drink' stuff to help build yer resistance against bugs and nasties.
It's veryvery  expensive and in a 500 ml bottle, and it does actually taste quite nice tbh, but wheather it werks or not, I really do not know. confused:

Dopey bint put it in her hand luggage for some inexplicable reason, and the rest is history. evil:

I tackled the power freaked uniformed jack booted gestapo bitch that confiscated it, TRYING to explain that it was harmless, and offered to take a large swig of the remaining 60-70% of the contents to prove my point.
Point blank refused, and ushered away by the vile slab faced slot gobb'ed cretin, and its selective hearing kicked in. cussing:
Pressure and fury rapidly building from within me at the totally unflexibilty of the whole fiasco, Mrs G and the Growlerettes could see a row was building again, and swiftly ushered me out of the way, hands over me gob.

You just CANNOT fight these cnts on your own I'm extremelly sad to say, so will 'everyone' join me please?

No. Thought not, tickle tickle sigh sigh. Banghead
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 10:14:03 AM
Why oh why do we put up with this shite ey?

Do we REALLY enjoy having our tummies tickled SO much? Shrugs:
WHY?! cussing:
I absolutely despair with what and just how muc utter shite these tossers in power actually get away with, and yet WE, the great obedient unwashed....just caruy on and put up with it, all with a simple pathetic defeatist shrug of the shoulders...Mrs G being a prime example. One of tens of millions very sadly.

Outward security. get yerself virtually undressed to walk through the metal detector.
Haven't really got a problem with that.

Your hand luggage though, evil:
All this shit about taking liquids with you. Shrugs:
What is it?
100mg maximum or summat?

So you utter wankers, a would be terrorist couldn't cause absolute mayhem and carnage on a 'plane with 100mg of suitable liquid then ey? happy001
Absolute pure bollox. Banghead

The whole fiasco is merely a ploy to force you and me to buy their grossly overpriced drinks on their terms, bloody thieving scumbags. Angry9:

Mrs G buys this 'health drink' stuff to help build yer resistance against bugs and nasties.
It's veryvery  expensive and in a 500 ml bottle, and it does actually taste quite nice tbh, but wheather it werks or not, I really do not know. confused:

Dopey bint put it in her hand luggage for some inexplicable reason, and the rest is history. evil:

I tackled the power freaked uniformed jack booted gestapo bitch that confiscated it, TRYING to explain that it was harmless, and offered to take a large swig of the remaining 60-70% of the contents to prove my point.
Point blank refused, and ushered away by the vile slab faced slot gobb'ed cretin, and its selective hearing kicked in. cussing:
Pressure and fury rapidly building from within me at the totally unflexibilty of the whole fiasco, Mrs G and the Growlerettes could see a row was building again, and swiftly ushered me out of the way, hands over me gob.

You just CANNOT fight these cnts on your own I'm extremelly sad to say, so will 'everyone' join me please?

No. Thought not, tickle tickle sigh sigh. Banghead

You're right, security is completely farcical...  noooo:

Best place for a terrorist to blow himself up and cause absolute carnage is in the security hall of most airports - packed with people queuing up to strip off and put all their personal belongings in a plastic tray...

And lets not forget that the last lot blew up buses and tube trains yet there is no security whatsoever on those - or ferries... ::)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 10:17:17 AM
to the lady at security control at the airport

Please accept our apologies for the behaviour of one G. Rowler etc etc like wot we wrote to the immigration lady

We are also sorry that he couldn't workout out that a suicide nutter prepared to set off his bomb in flight is unlikely to give two rats arses about the long term harmful effects of a swig of two of the stuff.

We will do our best to get him into a better mood for next time but frankly it's an uphill task.

PS you haven't happened to see Coffee Nanna lately have you?  We hear that war is about to be declared by Greater Geordiland on the republic of Chester and it could get reet nasty

Toodlepip
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 11:27:47 AM
Always a smart arse ey? ::)

As already stated though, a terrorist would only only need to take a small 100ml bottle full of some random potentially lethal liquid...consisting of what exactly, i do not know as I'm not a chemist....to cause an explosion or some other form of catastrophic mayhem on an aircraft.

I think said liquid, swigged from a bottle in front of security staff and the consequentiial and probable violent reaction from said terrorist may possibly give the game away too, but hey ho, I'm no expert in these matters.
Perhaps he /she may flavour it with voddy first? Shrugs:

No. The whole so called security measures are a bad joke, aimed at causing as much chaos confusion and money making as is possible.
Is it any wionder more and more sheeple than ever actually dread going abroad now?
Without a doubt, the most traumatic time wasting and bladder boling experience you could ever wish to endure. Banghead
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 11:37:36 AM
Gotta ask... do you feel better for yer holiday  rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 11:57:57 AM
Gotta ask... do you feel better for yer holiday  rubschin:

Seems he doesn't

The 100ml limit is a compromise Growler.  For liquids that don't show up on the security scanners (a list they don't exactly publish) it's a judgement of chance of downing an aircraft.  And they don't over publish that calculation either

But it is possible to be on an aircraft where there is an explosion killing several and still have the plane land in one piece   [/smartarse mode]

Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 12:11:58 PM
Think I upset the pasport control BITCH at Munterchester arrivals anyways. :thumbsup:

Threw my passport on her desk for inspection and snatched it back off her after she's studied it, without a werd.
She sarcastically shouted, 'yes, thank you, a pleasure', at me. Shrugs:

Well wtf's she expecting ey, after having to stand and shuffle around in a 30 minute que, being shepherd' around in what resembles a friggin' cattle market?

200 bastard fedup 'brits on tooer to Spain' DO NOT constitute a threat to national security generally speaking like, no, you useless turds, you need to be concentrating a tad more on stopping the bastards who are creeping into the UK illegally and bleeeding this shit 'ole of its life blood,....and you expect me to be pleasant and well mannered for the 'fine job' you are doing, staring at me for the likeness of photo v face, you stuck up bunch of power freak controlling tosser twats? sick2:

'Kin SWIVEL! Finger:

  happy001
Welcome home Mr Bear.... ;D
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 12:44:37 PM
Always a smart arse ey? ::)

As already stated though, a terrorist would only only need to take a small 100ml bottle full of some random potentially lethal liquid...consisting of what exactly, i do not know as I'm not a chemist....to cause an explosion or some other form of catastrophic mayhem on an aircraft.

I think said liquid, swigged from a bottle in front of security staff and the consequentiial and probable violent reaction from said terrorist may possibly give the game away too, but hey ho, I'm no expert in these matters.
Perhaps he /she may flavour it with voddy first? Shrugs:

No. The whole so called security measures are a bad joke, aimed at causing as much chaos confusion and money making as is possible.
Is it any wionder more and more sheeple than ever actually dread going abroad now?
Without a doubt, the most traumatic time wasting and bladder boling experience you could ever wish to endure. Banghead

Did they check yer bladder, like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 01:17:54 PM
Always a smart arse ey? ::)

As already stated though, a terrorist would only only need to take a small 100ml bottle full of some random potentially lethal liquid...consisting of what exactly, i do not know as I'm not a chemist....to cause an explosion or some other form of catastrophic mayhem on an aircraft.

I think said liquid, swigged from a bottle in front of security staff and the consequentiial and probable violent reaction from said terrorist may possibly give the game away too, but hey ho, I'm no expert in these matters.
Perhaps he /she may flavour it with voddy first? Shrugs:

No. The whole so called security measures are a bad joke, aimed at causing as much chaos confusion and money making as is possible.
Is it any wionder more and more sheeple than ever actually dread going abroad now?
Without a doubt, the most traumatic time wasting and bladder boling experience you could ever wish to endure. Banghead

Did they check yer bladder, like?  rubschin:

No. I ALWAYS remove it for safe keeping and carriage before entering these bastard 'twighlight' zones of purgatory. evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 01:20:25 PM
Gotta ask... do you feel better for yer holiday  rubschin:

it WASN'T a piggin' holiday.

A holiday , without consulting Wikopedia, for FULL clarification,  is alledgedly a stress free period away from the chores trials and tribulations of every day 'normal' life, whatever tf that actually means ffs! Banghead

Werk it out for yerself like Sherlock. Shrugs:

So, in a werd in case of difficulty......NO! whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 01:23:55 PM
Cleary some sort of diplomatic mission then  :thumbsup:






























 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 01:25:40 PM
Growler, have you seen this thread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11574.0) like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 01:29:15 PM
Cleary some sort of diplomatic mission then  :thumbsup:






























 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Don't think my east european neighbours would quite agree with that tbqatth, hateful bastards. sick2:
Didn't quite seem to understand my sarcastic humour at 00:30 hrs Wednesday, when I asked them, not particulary politely granted, where they actually from and attending the 'Noise Abatement Socierty AGM, or simply moving house? whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 01:33:35 PM
2 houurs later, and a call to reception warning them that I was about to break their bastard door down if they didn't get security out PRONTO, finally did the trick.  cloud9:

Revenge was just sssssssssssssssssssssso sweet at 09:00 later that morning however, believe me. :thumbsup:.
Friggin' wonder the tiles on the floor and doors on hinges and cupboards were still in place after I'd finished with 'em. eveilgrin:

NEVER a dull moment on a GROWLER trip abroad, guaranteed. whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 01:44:36 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7nqy7uzgx%2F97cff31e41a940c59631bace054a2c18_0.jpg&hash=98cdd6e1d5ccc1b3a89cb604c03e429e2b10f82b) (http://postimg.org/image/7nqy7uzgx/)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 01:46:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7nqy7uzgx%2F97cff31e41a940c59631bace054a2c18_0.jpg&hash=98cdd6e1d5ccc1b3a89cb604c03e429e2b10f82b) (http://postimg.org/image/7nqy7uzgx/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 01:57:41 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7nqy7uzgx%2F97cff31e41a940c59631bace054a2c18_0.jpg&hash=98cdd6e1d5ccc1b3a89cb604c03e429e2b10f82b) (http://postimg.org/image/7nqy7uzgx/)
happy001 happy001 happy001   

Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:03:23 PM
Look 'ere now. evil:
 You lot ask me what went on like, so i tell you's all, then you just take the piss ffs! Banghead
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 02:06:36 PM
It's the way you tell it Growler, we're just forced to
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:15:34 PM
On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)

Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)

Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:18:42 PM
Donkey heaven for Nick btw, as they power the local taxi service. cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 02:20:30 PM
Should have gone to Pink Sis's place, like wot Pasties is.  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:27:46 PM
Should have gone to Pink Sis's place, like wot Pasties is.  whistle:

Where's that then?  rubschin:

Is Pasties there now like?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 02:30:22 PM
No, he is going in May  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 02:34:36 PM
Look 'ere now. evil:
 You lot ask me what went on like, so i tell you's all, then you just take the piss ffs! Banghead

I wasn't taking the piss, I was politely asking if you felt better for yer holiday  angel1
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 02:40:53 PM
On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)

Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)

Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:

Nice...  Thumbs:

Looks a bit like my village like....
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:41:37 PM
Look 'ere now. evil:
 You lot ask me what went on like, so i tell you's all, then you just take the piss ffs! Banghead

I wasn't taking the piss, I was politely asking if you felt better for yer holiday  angel1


Mmmmmmmm rubschin:
Mmmmmmmm  rubschin:

REALLY not used to anyone being polite to me tbh.
Desrvedly so though, granted. ::)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:45:05 PM
On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)

Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)

Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:

Nice...  Thumbs:

Looks a bit like my village like....

Proper Spanish village that.

Went higher up into the residential part away from bloody Nikon clad Jap tourists, and you really got a feel for the place, and the locals were ded cheery smiley and friendly too. cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 02:47:09 PM
Not unlike the one in the PM I sent you  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:48:02 PM
So if it wasn't a holiday ......are you thinking of moving there....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 02:50:28 PM
Fat chance. They have his picture up at the airports  noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 02:56:41 PM
Fat chance. They have his picture up at the airports  noooo:

That actually made me chortle. lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 02:58:06 PM
a new line for 3 word story?

European Arrest Warrant
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 03:07:59 PM
a new line for 3 word story?

European Arrest Warrant

I didn't have any 'run in's with the rozzers. angel1
I was a good Bear. angel1

They actually walk the streets over there you know! Shocked:
Never saw then sitting in a nice comfy BMW eating doughnuts, OR hiding behind bushes with speed cameras. noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:28:21 PM
On a plus note, visited this place on Thursday;

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902 (http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=mijas+spain&gbv=2&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.3.0l10.87739.902)

Bloody gorgeous, albeit a bit overun with tourists and tat shops. ::)

Had a most excellent outdoor meal overlooking the countryside far below. cloud9:

Looks really nice.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 03:31:57 PM
Boogs  cloud9:

Do you ever come down the A6?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2013, 03:32:11 PM
a new line for 3 word story?

European Arrest Warrant

Nah ~ more likely listed under "Forbidden to Import": 'goods of certain fur skins covered for personal and private use'
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 03:35:07 PM
a new line for 3 word story?

European Arrest Warrant

Nah ~ more likely listed under "Forbidden to Import": 'goods of certain fur skins covered for personal and private use'


Are we saying that Growler is covered by those CITES wools and wegulations?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 03:38:15 PM
Only if he is made into a RUG
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2013, 03:39:16 PM
a new line for 3 word story?

European Arrest Warrant

Nah ~ more likely listed under "Forbidden to Import": 'goods of certain fur skins covered for personal and private use'


Are we saying that Growler is covered by those CITES wools and wegulations?

Like Tigers bits 'n' pieces I believe that Bear Claws are forbidden at Customs across Europe as are animal pelts and certainly the Chinese believe that Bear Bile is a medicine and that is also banned from most countries.
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 03:39:49 PM
Only if he is made into a RUG

Don't mention rugs....... noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 03:41:32 PM
I'm slowly becoming incensed...or summat. cussing:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 03:42:24 PM
I'm slowly becoming incensed...or summat. cussing:

Wot smelling funny...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2013, 03:49:47 PM
Bear Bile ..... Absolutely Stinks

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wspa.org.uk%2FImages%2Fcaged_asiatic_bear_1_350_tcm9-1423.jpg&hash=d9b60c89b2af4a148b8316501e14ae2b7e0cccce)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 04:18:48 PM
Bear Bile ..... Absolutely Stinks

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wspa.org.uk%2FImages%2Fcaged_asiatic_bear_1_350_tcm9-1423.jpg&hash=d9b60c89b2af4a148b8316501e14ae2b7e0cccce)

Not arf as much as after me annual bathe in me secret swamp up 'me secret 'ill' cloud9:

Gets shut of all the lice ticks and fleas you know. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 04:22:00 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:26:03 PM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 04:32:48 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Nice ....went a couple of years ago... Good museum there .... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:36:28 PM
Is there a taxidermy section?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 04:37:51 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

If it's for the race then start planning asap.   If just to see the museum (Boogs is right it's v good) and drive part of the track then don't go anytime near the big race

My brother keeps asking me to join his annual mass expedition there.  Channel crossings have to be booked months ahead, they all leave the Sarf East the Thursday before and don't get back til the Tuesday with the intervening nights spent male bonding in a campsite they book a year ahead as it's the bestest

On the upside they all say the racing spectacle is terrific

When they sort a decent fly/train package where you leave Friday sleep in a real bed with your own bog near and back Sunday night I'll go.


Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2013, 04:42:50 PM
the Chinese believe that Bear Bile is a medicine

Growler is an un-tapped gold mine :thumbsup:


Nice to see him safely back anyway.
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 04:43:54 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 04:49:35 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:51:06 PM
Growler + Boogs? I may have to fight him  rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 04:55:35 PM
Growler + Boogs? I may have to fight him  rubschin:

Not if you produce my belt before tuesday... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 04:58:41 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....

I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.

So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend...  eeek:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 05:06:30 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....

I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.

So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend...  eeek:

A guest of Jordan ......not something to boost about..... noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 05:08:31 PM
Is that the one with the huge knockers?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 05:11:06 PM
Is that the one with the huge knockers?

That was where I was going..... ::)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 05:12:26 PM
Do you have a snorkel?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2013, 05:12:49 PM
Is that the one with the huge knockers?

That was where I was going..... ::)

Many have been there before you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 05:16:03 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....

I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.

So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend...  eeek:

I am soooo jealous ..... that must have been amazing.. sad24:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 05:40:20 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....

I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.

So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend...  eeek:

I am soooo jealous ..... that must have been amazing.. sad24:

It was... walked around the track, sat next to the boy Schumacher and Fisichella... into the pits, saw the cars close up spoke to Irish....

LL held Chris de Burgh's cake...

All was going well 'til it rained and LL bought a Ferrari rain coat....  noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 05:43:29 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....

I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.

So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend...  eeek:

I am soooo jealous ..... that must have been amazing.. sad24:

It was... walked around the track, sat next to the boy Schumacher and Fisichella... into the pits, saw the cars close up spoke to Irish....

LL held Chris de Burgh's cake...

All was going well 'til it rained and LL bought a Ferrari rain coat....  noooo:

 horn: horn:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 05:52:49 PM
Planning a trip to Le Mans in June next anyways. cloud9:

Brilliant!  Thumbs:

See also: IoM TT  Thumbs:

See also: Monaco  Thumbs:

Monaco race weekend ... my dream .. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

It was awesome - I have some pictures somewhere....

I was doing loadsawork for Hewlett-Packard and they'd just paid £100,000 to Jordan to have their logo on the car's airbox. The deal was the logo and access to the team, VIP tickets, etc.

So we ended up being guests of the Jordan team for the weekend...  eeek:

A guest of Jordan ......not something to boost about..... noooo:

Eddie is a legend...... :thumbsup:

I wouldn't care what team it was with ....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 05:53:37 PM
My poor thread for Growler........  sad24:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 05:57:11 PM
BM's fault he set me off..... redface:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 05:58:45 PM
BM's fault he set me off..... redface:

I forgive you ........I blame him too......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 06:00:22 PM
BM's fault he set me off..... redface:

I forgive you ........I blame him too......... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:07:21 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 06:30:21 PM
My poor thread for Growler........  sad24:

Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:31:49 PM
My poor thread for Growler........  sad24:

Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.

A Moggie repairer...?
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
My poor thread for Growler........  sad24:

Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.

A Moggie repairer...?

Heading that way, yes. Banghead

Seen me arse with him behind his back, as if he see's I'm narked, he'll go even slower.
I'm stuffed, as I can't take it elsewhere now 'cus it's in bits in his werkshop.

I've suggested to Mrs G or even MM that thet bark at him instead for some URGENT attention.
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:43:27 PM
My poor thread for Growler........  sad24:

Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.

A Moggie repairer...?

Heading that way, yes. Banghead

Seen me arse with him behind his back, as if he see's I'm narked, he'll go even slower.
I'm stuffed, as I can't take it elsewhere now 'cus it's in bits in his werkshop.

I've suggested to Mrs G or even MM that thet bark at him instead for some URGENT attention.

I could fix it like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:46:14 PM
My poor thread for Growler........  sad24:

Nah. i don't mind. I'm a forgiving Bear anyways you know....unless you're a bladdered Geordie in a station or near an escalator, wear for werk an power freak controlling uniform or/and jackboots, east european and or several other things that currently slip me mind.

A Moggie repairer...?

Heading that way, yes. Banghead

Seen me arse with him behind his back, as if he see's I'm narked, he'll go even slower.
I'm stuffed, as I can't take it elsewhere now 'cus it's in bits in his werkshop.

I've suggested to Mrs G or even MM that thet bark at him instead for some URGENT attention.

I could fix it like....  Thumbs:

MM;s course is only 4 years....... ::)
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 06:46:51 PM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:00:39 PM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 09:42:34 PM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:

Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 10:15:51 PM
The Northwest 200 is great too.

As was when I stood on the podium at Silverstone after racing my Mini 7  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 10:24:54 PM
The Northwest 200 is great too.

As was when I stood on the podium at Silverstone after racing my Mini 7  whistle:

You and mini .......you do set them up........ noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 01:25:33 AM
Of the big 3 races no one's mentioned Indy 500

Well worth seeing.  I saw it the year they had to physically stop Danica from thumping another drivers lights out

Sad loss to single seater racing is Danica now she's gone to the tobaccy chewing world of NASCAR

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Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 07:08:00 AM
The Northwest 200 is great too.

As was when I stood on the podium at Silverstone after racing my Mini 7  whistle:

You and mini .......you do set them up........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 08:25:40 AM
Of the big 3 races no one's mentioned Indy 500

Well worth seeing.  I saw it the year they had to physically stop Danica from thumping another drivers lights out

Sad loss to single seater racing is Danica now she's gone to the tobaccy chewing world of NASCAR

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Never really floated me boat this yankee racing tbqatth.

Too much yeeehaaa and tossers on wild 'orses chewing gum for my taste. noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 08:59:53 AM
Police on the Costa del Sol are hunting a seven-foot-long reptile that has been terrifying a tourist resort in southern Spain.

Time reports that the crocodile (or alligator - experts have not yet determined which) was first seen on a golf course near the town of Mijas and has since been spotted stalking nearby waterways.

The 'Costa Croc', as it has been dubbed, is the subject of search by special police motorcycle units who hope to catch the animal basking in the sun
.


That'd be my fault then.  cloud9:

I like to leave me mark like. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2013, 09:44:28 AM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:

Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:

Prolly not even born for half of it .......  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 09:46:29 AM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:

Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:

Prolly not even born for half of it .......  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:03:12 PM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:

Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:

Prolly not even born for half of it .......  whistle:

Wot you trying to say...... evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:05:31 PM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:

Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:

Prolly not even born for half of it .......  whistle:

happy001

Your no better than the pooch ...... evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 01:38:36 PM
I've been to Le Mans twice...ALL paid for, as I was one of the drivers for a coach trip out there, plus I was paid a wage, and the passengers had a whippy for us.

I slept in the luggage hold on the first trip, and scared the absolute entire contents out of the small intestines  of one passengers in the middle of the night when he came in looking for summat out of his suitcase, to find a grizzly Bear in there snoring, all warm and cosy like,  cloud9: and snuggled up amongst the bags. lol:

Went to the Belgian Grand Prix 2 years later too.
Piggin' awesome! :thumbsup:

Only went once - all paid for...

Was selling a product for a company in Colorado that was sponsoring a Dodge Viper team so got the VIP treatment like...  cloud9:

Your doing it to me again where have you guys been all my life......... cloud9:

Prolly not even born for half of it .......  whistle:

happy001

Your no better than the pooch ...... evil:

 redface:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 01:28:37 PM
Has Donna got him........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2013, 02:33:04 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 02:35:54 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2013, 02:36:37 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:

There won't be much room behind ...... I've met him  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 02:38:54 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 04:32:58 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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happy001
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 27, 2013, 05:04:25 PM
Has Donna got him........ rubschin:
  evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 27, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 27, 2013, 05:05:28 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:

 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Growler is back
Post by: GROWLER on March 27, 2013, 05:07:06 PM
Prolly on her waiting room wall by now.

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I wouldn't want to be in the room behind....... noooo:

There won't be much room behind ...... I've met him  whistle:
eeek:  evil: evil: evil: evil: Angry9: ........ rubschin:......... rubschin:..Explode: