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Title: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:21:30 AM
Coz of all the problems here ,every tosser n their mother are trying to get on UK tv, the journalists here are prob propping up the economy at present ......The one show , sunday  times , etc etc ...anyhoo .......

Some stupid bitch went on about 5 shows/channels on Monday .....complaining about the deposit grab (which hasn't happened yet) saying she will lose 7%..

that's ok ........then the stupid fvckweisel says she owns a wedding company and is worried about "her" couples money ...... cussing: 

She only owns a tin-pot company that does about 6 weddings a year , now every fecking bride due to be married here (approx 2000) are shitting themselves ....

This is a major lesson in how to fuck your business and piss off everyone involved in weddings/tourism.......

just to get her saggy arse of a face on TV .......... Banghead



BTW if you are reading this YOU ARE STUPID.........(not VP members)....
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:32:53 AM
Maybe she is reading this ,,,,,,,,,she has just posted on another forum,,,,,

"If anyone would like to take part in the BBC program The One Show which will be filming in Paphos on Monday/Tuesday please let me know. They would like permanent british residents who are either retired or who have a business here discussing the impact of the Cyprus bailout situation and how it affects them personally. if you would like to take part please give me your email address and telephone number."

How galactically stupid can one person be......... noooo:  it's her revenue ....... cussing:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:37:59 AM
Holy shit, it wasn't arf blowing an 'ooley out there today ey man? eeek:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:39:59 AM
Plus.............nobody know the fecking outcome yet .......wtf are they going to say ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:42:59 AM
Maybe she is reading this ,,,,,,,,,she has just posted on another forum,,,,,

"If anyone would like to take part in the BBC program The One Show which will be filming in Paphos on Monday/Tuesday please let me know. They would like permanent british residents who are either retired or who have a business here discussing the impact of the Cyprus bailout situation and how it affects them personally. if you would like to take part please give me your email address and telephone number."

How galactically stupid can one person be......... noooo:  it's her revenue ....... cussing:
Quite, does she share the family brain cell with old Aniseedballs and today was his turn?

I will set the videomatic, I really think one of you should try to appear and explain it like it really is like.  You could slip in a quick sentence from that world's most disgusting joke

Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:44:56 AM
Maybe she is reading this ,,,,,,,,,she has just posted on another forum,,,,,

"If anyone would like to take part in the BBC program The One Show which will be filming in Paphos on Monday/Tuesday please let me know. They would like permanent british residents who are either retired or who have a business here discussing the impact of the Cyprus bailout situation and how it affects them personally. if you would like to take part please give me your email address and telephone number."

How galactically stupid can one person be......... noooo:  it's her revenue ....... cussing:
Quite, does she share the family brain cell with old Aniseedballs and today was his turn?

I will set the videomatic, I really think one of you should try to appear and explain it like it really is like.  You could slip in a quick sentence from that world's most disgusting joke

I might contact them but I would not make good news .......unless I blow a gasket against these stupid bastards .....
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:54:01 AM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:58:06 AM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:59:14 AM
Oh dear. redface:

I got me 'boat race' on the telly and in some of the nationals during the fuel protests outside Stanlow back in 2000. whistle:

Well I thought it was good to strap an owld bike on a lamp post with 'on yer bike Brown' adorning it.

The bastard rozzers took it down though, (H & S issues apparently whistle: ) amid much booing and hissing from the 'lads'...sorry, thugs, as our local MP called us. Angry9:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:01:43 AM
Oh dear. redface:

I got me 'boat race' on the telly and in some of the nationals during the fuel protests outside Stanlow back in 2000. whistle:

Well I thought it was good to strap an owld bike on a lamp post with 'on yer bike Brown' adorning it.

The bastard rozzers took it down though, (H & S issues apparently whistle: ) amid much booing and hissing from the 'lads'...sorry, thugs, as our local MP called us. Angry9:

Yes but you were not killing the golden goose ........all these bastards rely on tourists ........appear on Cyp tv ...not the UK .......
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:02:41 AM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:22:15 PM
Stupid cow is now saying she was mis-quoted/taken out of context .....

No shit sherlock the media changing it for a better story ........

now that's a first........ noooo:

and she wants to do another...... Banghead
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 06:47:01 PM
You should set that Bill Cobbett onto her, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:47:47 PM
You should set that Bill Cobbett onto her, like  :thumbsup:

 eeek: eeek:  How do you know him.... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:48:52 PM
You should set that Bill Cobbett onto her, like  :thumbsup:

 eeek: eeek:  How do you know him.... eeek: eeek:


 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 06:49:43 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 08:22:37 PM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 08:23:53 PM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 08:24:36 PM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 08:26:36 PM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

I've seen your tee shirt!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 08:57:06 PM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 09:45:50 AM
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 02:12:54 PM
Just found out a guy who does work for me is on it........ noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 02:19:51 PM
Just found out a guy who does work for me is on it........ noooo:

Twattington Major...  noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 02:22:09 PM
Just found out a guy who does work for me is on it........ noooo:

Twattington Major...  noooo:

I'll wait to see what he says ........it may be positive,,,,,, rubschin:  it not ............. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 06:59:52 PM
It's on now ..........cannot get it....... Banghead
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
Got it a positive spin....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 07:14:11 PM
nice Vickable chest on the presenter
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:16:13 PM
nice Vickable chest on the presenter

She was born here ......... :thumbsup:   I didn't notice her ............






(Miss T reads this too  redface: )
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 07:16:36 PM
nice Vickable chest on the presenter

 eeek:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 07:19:09 PM
"Jasmine" is her name

and she just said a whole load of good things about Cyprus.  :thumbsup:

She'll go nowhere as a journo with reporting like that.
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:20:55 PM
"Jasmine" is her name

and she just said a whole load of good things about Cyprus.  :thumbsup:

She'll go nowhere as a journo with reporting like that.

SSSHHHH...........




anyhoo with knockers like that she will always have a job........ whistle:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 07:22:02 PM
"Jasmine" is her name

and she just said a whole load of good things about Cyprus.  :thumbsup:

She'll go nowhere as a journo with reporting like that.

SSSHHHH...........




anyhoo with knockers like that she will always have a job........ whistle:

I thought that and I didn't even see them...  whistle:

I imagined this >>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:26:34 PM
http://www.google.com.cy/imgres?imgurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5211097.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/IN14681460%2BThese%2BImages%2BAre.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bruno-puts-the-streak-into-strictly-for-charity-1937254.html?action%3Dgallery%26ino%3D6&h=886&w=620&sz=22&tbnid=11pbzIq1JR8iPM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=68&zoom=1&usg=__rG-7zduPGQOsoucHswQ25aAszf8=&docid=NvxiJoRz7S48hM&sa=X&ei=jEdTUdf2MtT07AaL84HwBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAw&dur=11230 (http://www.google.com.cy/imgres?imgurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5211097.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/IN14681460%2BThese%2BImages%2BAre.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bruno-puts-the-streak-into-strictly-for-charity-1937254.html?action%3Dgallery%26ino%3D6&h=886&w=620&sz=22&tbnid=11pbzIq1JR8iPM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=68&zoom=1&usg=__rG-7zduPGQOsoucHswQ25aAszf8=&docid=NvxiJoRz7S48hM&sa=X&ei=jEdTUdf2MtT07AaL84HwBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAw&dur=11230)

had to google her........
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 07:29:07 PM
http://www.google.com.cy/imgres?imgurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5211097.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/IN14681460%2BThese%2BImages%2BAre.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bruno-puts-the-streak-into-strictly-for-charity-1937254.html?action%3Dgallery%26ino%3D6&h=886&w=620&sz=22&tbnid=11pbzIq1JR8iPM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=68&zoom=1&usg=__rG-7zduPGQOsoucHswQ25aAszf8=&docid=NvxiJoRz7S48hM&sa=X&ei=jEdTUdf2MtT07AaL84HwBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAw&dur=11230 (http://www.google.com.cy/imgres?imgurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5211097.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/IN14681460%2BThese%2BImages%2BAre.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bruno-puts-the-streak-into-strictly-for-charity-1937254.html?action%3Dgallery%26ino%3D6&h=886&w=620&sz=22&tbnid=11pbzIq1JR8iPM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=68&zoom=1&usg=__rG-7zduPGQOsoucHswQ25aAszf8=&docid=NvxiJoRz7S48hM&sa=X&ei=jEdTUdf2MtT07AaL84HwBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAw&dur=11230)

had to google her........

I'd probably do her like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:30:16 PM
http://www.google.com.cy/imgres?imgurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5211097.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/IN14681460%2BThese%2BImages%2BAre.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bruno-puts-the-streak-into-strictly-for-charity-1937254.html?action%3Dgallery%26ino%3D6&h=886&w=620&sz=22&tbnid=11pbzIq1JR8iPM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=68&zoom=1&usg=__rG-7zduPGQOsoucHswQ25aAszf8=&docid=NvxiJoRz7S48hM&sa=X&ei=jEdTUdf2MtT07AaL84HwBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAw&dur=11230 (http://www.google.com.cy/imgres?imgurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5211097.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/IN14681460%2BThese%2BImages%2BAre.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bruno-puts-the-streak-into-strictly-for-charity-1937254.html?action%3Dgallery%26ino%3D6&h=886&w=620&sz=22&tbnid=11pbzIq1JR8iPM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=68&zoom=1&usg=__rG-7zduPGQOsoucHswQ25aAszf8=&docid=NvxiJoRz7S48hM&sa=X&ei=jEdTUdf2MtT07AaL84HwBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAw&dur=11230)

had to google her........

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 07:34:32 PM

I thought that and I didn't even see them...  whistle:

I imagined this >>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:
As featured tonight


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Faez1wsckt%2FJasmine.jpg&hash=b39119cd6f40f9abce7dbbcf393cf167663d5912) (http://postimg.org/image/aez1wsckt/)
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:36:27 PM

I thought that and I didn't even see them...  whistle:

I imagined this >>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:
As featured tonight


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Faez1wsckt%2FJasmine.jpg&hash=b39119cd6f40f9abce7dbbcf393cf167663d5912) (http://postimg.org/image/aez1wsckt/)

My pic was more relevant to the on going crisis ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:38:05 PM

I thought that and I didn't even see them...  whistle:

I imagined this >>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:
As featured tonight


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Faez1wsckt%2FJasmine.jpg&hash=b39119cd6f40f9abce7dbbcf393cf167663d5912) (http://postimg.org/image/aez1wsckt/)

My pic was more relevant to the on going crisis ......... whistle:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 07:39:28 PM
Here have a box each on me

 kleenex: kleenex:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:42:11 PM
Here have a box each on me

 kleenex: kleenex:

 noooo: Nothing wrong in appreciating the female form.
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 07:49:08 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 07:49:58 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:57:30 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:

You named them........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:58:51 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:

You named them........ rubschin:

 Thumbs: Twins.
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 08:01:36 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:
Apparently been veggie longer than I have and eats quorn burgers  lol: lol: lol:

That's yous two chances gubbed then

Quote
What’s your typical daily diet?
Bran flakes for breakfast with soya milk, and a Quorn burger with a bagel and salad for lunch. . . .
  link (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Dietsandhealth/DietsNews/celebrity-diet-secrets-jasmine-harman.aspx)
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:03:29 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:
Apparently been veggie longer than I have and eats quorn burgers  lol: lol: lol:

That's yous two chances gubbed then

Quote
What’s your typical daily diet?
Bran flakes for breakfast with soya milk, and a Quorn burger with a bagel and salad for lunch. . . .
  link (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Dietsandhealth/DietsNews/celebrity-diet-secrets-jasmine-harman.aspx)

Right down your street.  Thumbs:

 kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:04:50 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 08:07:04 PM
Baldy on a sulk?   Course not
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:11:28 PM
Baldy on a sulk?   Course not

Nope. Just happy for you.

When your wife catches you with those pictures.  whistle:

You can tell her you were looking into Quorn recipes and people that eat the shite.  Thumbs:

Good luck.  whistle:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:11:59 PM
quite

another view of her Vickable parts

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F22%2Farticle-2297504-18DBDB74000005DC-949_634x466.jpg&hash=0de54a7c339e5327e1a478f2d61c37baf7b9be97)

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:
Apparently been veggie longer than I have and eats quorn burgers  lol: lol: lol:

That's yous two chances gubbed then

Quote
What’s your typical daily diet?
Bran flakes for breakfast with soya milk, and a Quorn burger with a bagel and salad for lunch. . . .
  link (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Dietsandhealth/DietsNews/celebrity-diet-secrets-jasmine-harman.aspx)

Prolly a lezzer then....  noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 08:13:13 PM
Pescearian  rubschin:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:16:15 PM
My poor thread .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 08:19:32 PM
Baldy on a sulk?   Course not

Nope. Just happy for you.

When your wife catches you with those pictures.  whistle:

You can tell her you were looking into Quorn recipes and people that eat the shite.  Thumbs:

Good luck.  whistle:
Ooh, look's who's narked.   ::)  .

Anyway (a) nah not my type and (b) the "china shop rule" applies.

My poor thread .......... noooo:

Alas poor Apey's thread, we knew it well
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:26:55 PM
Baldy on a sulk?   Course not

Nope. Just happy for you.

When your wife catches you with those pictures.  whistle:

You can tell her you were looking into Quorn recipes and people that eat the shite.  Thumbs:

Good luck.  whistle:
Ooh, look's who's narked.   ::)  .

Anyway (a) nah not my type and (b) the "china shop rule" applies.

My poor thread .......... noooo:

Alas poor Apey's thread, we knew it well

Nope not narked.  noooo:

We get plenty of them sort over here.....all year round.  :thumbsup:

Unlike Kirklees-on-cesspit types running around the UK grabbing the dole money/child allowance.......Unfortunately they do turn up here on holiday sometimes. But thankfully they go back after one or two weeks to grab a bit more money.  sick2: Prolly only come here for cheap tattoos and piercings.  noooo:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 08:31:49 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:36:01 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

The first bloke (jock) was the one Baldy mentioned.. had lost a shitload of money the weekend of the "crash" , he was buying a house ........
the other guy does work for me ,,,,,,,nice guy .. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:38:58 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:40:24 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:

Never mind that .........can we use it ......VP summer party .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:44:23 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:

Never mind that .........can we use it ......VP summer party .... rubschin:

 :thumbsup:

As long as B/D doesn't know about it......I know where the keys are.  :thumbsup:

And Foggy can clean up after the event.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:46:27 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:

Never mind that .........can we use it ......VP summer party .... rubschin:

 :thumbsup:

As long as B/D doesn't know about it......I know where the keys are.  :thumbsup:

And Foggy can clean up after the event.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

BM can bring the booze ....... :thumbsup:  all his bogof stuff.......
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:50:01 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:

Never mind that .........can we use it ......VP summer party .... rubschin:

 :thumbsup:

As long as B/D doesn't know about it......I know where the keys are.  :thumbsup:

And Foggy can clean up after the event.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

BM can bring the booze ....... :thumbsup:  all his bogof stuff.......

Tell him not to bring the 'new' car....he needs to pick up my neighbour and her friends.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:50:48 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:

Never mind that .........can we use it ......VP summer party .... rubschin:

 :thumbsup:

As long as B/D doesn't know about it......I know where the keys are.  :thumbsup:

And Foggy can clean up after the event.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

BM can bring the booze ....... :thumbsup:  all his bogof stuff.......

Home Brew!  Thumbs:

And me hubble-bubble  pipe and some puff like....  redface:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:52:56 PM
Vaguely back on topic twas surprising though. 

It all seemed set up for a doom and gloom report with shit for brains contributions and instead we got a fairly upbeat view extolling Cyprus as a tourist destination and a not unimpressive cleavage as bonus

Prolly a good thing. Bangcock Dick's brother owns a big place in Coral Bay.....He emailed B/D today to say they prolly won't be coming over this year "As the shops have no supplies, so we would have trouble buying the necessities. Plus with all the riots and muggings going on my wife would not feel safe". How much shite can the British media come up with.  cussing:

Never mind that .........can we use it ......VP summer party .... rubschin:

 :thumbsup:

As long as B/D doesn't know about it......I know where the keys are.  :thumbsup:

And Foggy can clean up after the event.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

BM can bring the booze ....... :thumbsup:  all his bogof stuff.......

Home Brew!  Thumbs:

And me hubble-bubble  pipe and some puff like....  redface:

 :thumbsup: lol:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 09:00:32 PM
And the Latvian Triplets  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Complete Twat.........
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
And the Latvian Triplets  :thumbsup:

They live on my block of apartments. :thumbsup: