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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:08:43 PM
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When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon
Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit Drool: redface:
Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order rubschin:
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Would be wise ......... :thumbsup: better safe than sorry.....
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When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon
Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit Drool: redface:
Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order rubschin:
Not a ladder... noooo:
A stairway to heaven... cloud9:
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When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon
Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit Drool: redface:
Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order rubschin:
Once a month I should think! Thumbs:
Especially in summer months... Drool:
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You Men. You Men. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Don't you know they are called Optometrists these days. ::)
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You Men. You Men. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Don't you know they are called Optometrists these days. ::)
Optobreasterists more like! Thumbs:
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I fear my eyes have worsened since yesterday
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I fear my eyes have worsened since yesterday
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lol: lol: lol:
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When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon
Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit Drool: redface:
Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order rubschin:
Is this actually about an eye test, 'cus it reads more like one of those stories like what you read (so I'm led to believe) in a 'gentlemans' magazine. whistle:
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So they have words as well as pictures. Shocked:
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So they have words as well as pictures. Shocked:
I wouldn't know tbh kitten. Shrugs:
I'm a scruffy but clean living Bear I is. angel1
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I've had some great eye tests in my time. cloud9: Nice gerl testers, darkened room. close proximity in fact I remember one Irish lass in tight clothing who...
Oh, excuse me redface:
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Last eye test I had was carried out by a babetastic gerl ..... She got so close to my face that I had to fight down the temptation to kiss her .... redface:
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My eyesight is fine....... evil:
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Still worth getting it checked regularly like ;)
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Oh yes, if you don't get yer eyes checked regularly you could go blind or anyfink. Actually, the way this thread is going regular eye checks could also result in blindness rubschin:
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My optician is an bloke.... evil:
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point: point: point: Gayer:
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sad24:
...he is LL's optician too.... rubschin:
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My optician is an bloke.... evil:
happy001
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How come when I have an eye test I always get some old bloke with smelly breath..... noooo:
Not that I am into attractive women but it would be preferrable.... redface:
Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists.... :thumbsup:
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Still worth getting it checked regularly like ;)
:thumbsup:
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How come when I have an eye test I always get some old bloke with smelly breath..... noooo:
Not that I am into attractive women but it would be preferrable.... redface:
Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists.... :thumbsup:
Oh yes. :thumbsup:
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And some of us remember the Polish? hairdressing salon image
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobar.ba%2F2007%2Fbarometar%2Fhotcut-03.jpg&hash=88f2ec74b148e5ca6782ee0b6356348f9961b469)
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And some of us remember the Polish? hairdressing salon image
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobar.ba%2F2007%2Fbarometar%2Fhotcut-03.jpg&hash=88f2ec74b148e5ca6782ee0b6356348f9961b469)
:thumbsup: Sent to me by my ex-girlfriend. hotcut.pl (http://hotcut.pl) :thumbsup:
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And some of us remember the Polish? hairdressing salon image
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobar.ba%2F2007%2Fbarometar%2Fhotcut-03.jpg&hash=88f2ec74b148e5ca6782ee0b6356348f9961b469)
Not you to Steve noooo: noooo: noooo:
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redface: redface: redface:
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redface: redface: redface:
happy001 happy001
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Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists..
Shouldn't that be "optimists"?
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Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists..
Shouldn't that be "optimists"?
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists..
Shouldn't that be "optimists"?
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Optitmists shurely?
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Anna Knockers cloud9: