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Title: Me Eye Test
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:08:43 PM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 11:11:20 PM
Would be wise ......... :thumbsup:    better safe than sorry.....
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Pirate on March 28, 2013, 12:07:30 AM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:

Not a ladder... noooo:




A stairway to heaven... cloud9:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:06:30 AM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:

Once a month I should think!  Thumbs:

Especially in summer months... Drool:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2013, 06:26:00 AM
You Men.  You Men.    noooo: noooo: noooo:











Don't you know they are called Optometrists these days.  ::)
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:44:11 AM
You Men.  You Men.    noooo: noooo: noooo:











Don't you know they are called Optometrists these days.  ::)

Optobreasterists more like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 07:13:47 AM
I fear my eyes have worsened since yesterday












 horn:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 07:38:07 AM
I fear my eyes have worsened since yesterday












 horn:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: GROWLER on March 28, 2013, 07:49:31 AM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:

Is this actually about an eye test, 'cus it reads more like one of those stories like what you read (so I'm led to believe) in a 'gentlemans' magazine. whistle:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2013, 07:56:33 AM
So they have words as well as pictures.   Shocked:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: GROWLER on March 28, 2013, 08:16:28 AM
So they have words as well as pictures.   Shocked:

I wouldn't know tbh kitten. Shrugs:

I'm a scruffy but clean living Bear I is. angel1
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 08:57:47 AM
I've had some great eye tests in my time. cloud9:  Nice gerl testers, darkened room. close proximity in fact I remember one Irish lass in tight clothing who...

Oh, excuse me  redface:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:09:21 AM
Last eye test I had was carried out by a babetastic gerl ..... She got so close to my face that I had to fight down the temptation to kiss her ....  redface:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:14:12 AM
My eyesight is fine....... evil:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:16:41 AM
Still worth getting it checked regularly like  ;)
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 09:23:13 AM
Oh yes, if you don't get yer eyes checked regularly you could go blind or anyfink. Actually, the way this thread is going regular eye checks could also result in blindness  rubschin:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 09:41:44 AM
My optician is an bloke....  evil:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 10:05:35 AM
 point: point: point:   Gayer:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 10:08:25 AM
 sad24:

...he is LL's optician too....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2013, 10:11:21 AM
My optician is an bloke....  evil:

 happy001
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: boogs on March 28, 2013, 12:32:13 PM
How come when I have an eye test I always get some old bloke with smelly breath.....  noooo:

Not that I am into attractive women but it would be preferrable.... redface:

Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 07:06:40 PM
Still worth getting it checked regularly like  ;)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2013, 07:18:11 PM
How come when I have an eye test I always get some old bloke with smelly breath.....  noooo:

Not that I am into attractive women but it would be preferrable.... redface:

Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists.... :thumbsup:

Oh yes. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2013, 07:23:18 PM
And some of us remember the Polish? hairdressing salon image

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobar.ba%2F2007%2Fbarometar%2Fhotcut-03.jpg&hash=88f2ec74b148e5ca6782ee0b6356348f9961b469)
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 07:32:24 PM
And some of us remember the Polish? hairdressing salon image

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobar.ba%2F2007%2Fbarometar%2Fhotcut-03.jpg&hash=88f2ec74b148e5ca6782ee0b6356348f9961b469)

 :thumbsup: Sent to me by my ex-girlfriend.  hotcut.pl (http://hotcut.pl)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: boogs on March 29, 2013, 08:03:48 PM
And some of us remember the Polish? hairdressing salon image

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infobar.ba%2F2007%2Fbarometar%2Fhotcut-03.jpg&hash=88f2ec74b148e5ca6782ee0b6356348f9961b469)

Not you to Steve  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 08:13:24 PM
 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: boogs on March 29, 2013, 08:17:35 PM
redface: redface: redface:


 happy001   happy001
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2013, 09:30:28 AM
Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists..

Shouldn't that be "optimists"?
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: boogs on April 01, 2013, 04:27:34 PM
Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists..

Shouldn't that be "optimists"?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 02, 2013, 02:14:21 PM
Perhaps we gerls should protest and demand sexy male optochesterists..

Shouldn't that be "optimists"?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Optitmists shurely?
Title: Re: Me Eye Test
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2013, 02:24:57 PM
Anna Knockers  cloud9: