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Title: Telephone 'triage' now!
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2013, 08:17:08 AM
Just rung the quackters to make an appoinkment 'cus i want to get this 'goosed neck' problem  sorted, as it's getting werserer by the day. sad32:

Receptionist told me thay are now conducting an experiment, and no, you can't have an appointmment, but the quackter will ring you within the next 3 hours and he/she will make the decision as to if he/she considers an appontment is required, "not you, you mealey mouthed whinging whining hypochondriatic little sheepeley shit". eeek:

NHS slippy slope is getting steeper i suspect. Banghead

Dowmnright dangerous risk they are taking here imo.
If they are totally relying on their patients explantion as to what they think is wrong with them, and said patient misses out some vital infomation that really warranted a visible inspection, then where is this going to lead to?
Title: Re: Telephone 'triage' now!
Post by: boogs on April 11, 2013, 09:04:45 AM
My quackters did this about a year ago it didn't last tho..   noooo:

They haven't got the time to do it..  eeek:

It was the nurse that had to do it at our surgery they got nothing else done they had to take on more staff so it was costing them.... ::)
Title: Re: Telephone 'triage' now!
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2013, 10:02:20 AM
Just rung.
"Can you come in this avvy Mr Growler?"

 Banghead
Title: Re: Telephone 'triage' now!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2013, 11:39:38 PM
Just rung.
"Can you come in this avvy Mr Growler? . . ."
". . they are making a documentary about bonkers patients."
Title: Re: Telephone 'triage' now!
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 09:47:12 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Telephone 'triage' now!
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 09:53:12 AM
Just rung.
"Can you come in this avvy Mr Growler? . . ."
". . they are making a documentary about bonkers patients."

 evil:

Quackteress in fairness did tell me once that I am odd. evil:

'Kin bitch. cussing:

She's friggin' odd, bad tempered surley owld cow. See her as fair bait now for hurling insults.