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Title: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 03:03:07 PM
So I go round to Pink Sis's to check out Mr New Pooter. It came with Office installed but she has never used it and therefore has never activated it.

I ask where she keeps the 25 digit ( ::)) Activation Code

Her: What?
Me: The 25 digit code

She goes rummaging and comes back.

Her: No idea. I prolly threw it away
Me:  Banghead Banghead Banghead

So. Anyone any bright ideas about how to get round this??  angel1
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
So I go round to Pink Sis's to check out Mr New Pooter. It came with Office installed but she has never used it and therefore has never activated it.

I ask where she keeps the 25 digit ( ::)) Activation Code

Her: What?
Me: The 25 digit code

She goes rummaging and comes back.

Her: No idea. I prolly threw it away
Me:  Banghead Banghead Banghead

So. Anyone any bright ideas about how to get round this??  angel1

No help line number ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 03:08:21 PM
Indian call centre you say?  scared2:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 03:10:06 PM
Indian call centre you say?  scared2:

Maybe growler could help....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2013, 03:23:04 PM
. . .
So. Anyone any bright ideas about how to get round this??  angel1
I know of no legal way.   But are you sure you've really lost out?

A lot of PCs come with Office preinstalled - 30 day trial copies.  Piggin useless.

Some come with Home and Student Office which legally you can't use for any business or commercial use and that begs a few rubschin: questions

Long long time since I've seen one come with a full Office licence,.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: tel on May 05, 2013, 04:04:27 PM
What version does it say when you try to start it?

Or what does it say in add/remove programs bit in control panel?
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 04:06:53 PM
Dunno, it's still at her house  Banghead
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 04:07:52 PM
Dunno, it's still at her house  Banghead

Call her .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 04:10:35 PM
I would be better off calling Growler  noooo:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: tel on May 05, 2013, 05:13:54 PM
Case closed.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 05:15:25 PM
May be able to borrow some Office CDs and key  whistle:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: boogs on May 05, 2013, 05:41:42 PM
Mr B bought a new LT this week there is a 30day trial preinstalled ...
To have office installed it is another £110 and that does not include Outlook which is another £100....
Did she pay the extra to have the full office suite installed...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: boogs on May 05, 2013, 05:44:40 PM
 noooo: You need to ask her then.....
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 05:47:48 PM
noooo: You need to ask her then.....

She is in Damascus........ noooo:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2013, 06:34:33 PM
Download Open Office...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2013, 06:50:38 PM
Download Open Office...  Thumbs:
noooo:

Does it support the clever features in docs?  Such as super clever PowerPoint animation and conditional formatting in Excel?

Last 'compatible with Office' software I used was shite at such clever stuff

Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2013, 06:59:24 PM
Download Open Office...  Thumbs:
noooo:

Does it support the clever features in docs?  Such as super clever PowerPoint animation and conditional formatting in Excel?

Last 'compatible with Office' software I used was shite at such clever stuff

Last version I saw was awesome...

And you can't complain for the price surely...?
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2013, 07:03:44 PM
If I could be arsed I'd download it and give it a go

IF

but then I've got Office already
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2013, 07:08:53 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2013, 04:25:13 AM
Have a look for a microsoft sticker on the bottom of the puter. That should have the key on it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 05:17:51 AM
Have a look for a microsoft sticker on the bottom of the puter. That should have the key on it.  :thumbsup:

Ah! You want him to turn the 'puter upside down so that all the MHz fall out donchya!  lol:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2013, 05:23:24 AM
Have a look for a microsoft sticker on the bottom of the puter. That should have the key on it.  :thumbsup:

Ah! You want him to turn the 'puter upside down so that all the MHz fall out donchya!  lol:

What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 05:24:22 AM
Have a look for a microsoft sticker on the bottom of the puter. That should have the key on it.  :thumbsup:

Ah! You want him to turn the 'puter upside down so that all the MHz fall out donchya!  lol:

What could possibly go wrong?

Oooh, nothing....  whistle:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2013, 08:55:02 AM
Have a look for a microsoft sticker on the bottom of the puter. That should have the key on it.  :thumbsup:

Ah! You want him to turn the 'puter upside down so that all the MHz fall out donchya!  lol:
MegaHertz?  You lucky bugger you.  Spare a Kilocycle for a poor PC pauper mister.

Oh and that'd be the Windows OS licence key
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 08:58:15 AM
I should have called this "The totally useless answers thread"  ::)
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2013, 09:00:44 AM
or the please tell Nick how to work miracles thread
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2013, 09:06:18 AM
I should have called this "The totally useless answers thread"  ::)

Did you look for the sticker?

Most new pooters do not come with the microsoft booklets etc. Just a sticker on the machine.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 06, 2013, 09:09:27 AM
The official answer is:

Microsoft Customer Service will be unable to help you in obtaining a replacement Office 2010 OEM product key.

We recommend you contact the Original Equipment Manufacturer to see if they can assist.


Which what I expected. If Pink Sis has lost/destroyed the paperwork that came with the computer you'll have to buy Office again.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2013, 09:22:17 AM
The whole story does not check out

Would the "Pink Sis" have originally forked out ~£150 extra for a PC with full Office installed

or

Have bought a PC at a decent price with that freebie 30 day trial Office installed?  The one anyone can download for free?


Answers on a brick to go in Miss C's bra powered catapult

Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 09:38:56 AM
The whole story does not check out

Would the "Pink Sis" have originally forked out ~£150 extra for a PC with full Office installed

or

Have bought a PC at a decent price with that freebie 30 day trial Office installed?  The one anyone can download for free?


Answers on a brick to go in Miss C's bra powered catapult

Nick would have monged it all up anyway....  noooo:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 09:40:46 AM
 Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 09:41:32 AM
Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.

You could download Open Office like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2013, 10:06:29 AM
^^^ Wot BM said ^^^
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 10:14:52 AM
^^^ Wot BM said ^^^

Thank you young man....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 06, 2013, 10:23:32 AM
Out of interest I've just had a look at the Open Office website.

It looks too good to be true, what's the catch?
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2013, 10:25:25 AM
Out of interest I've just had a look at the Open Office website.

It looks too good to be true, what's the catch?

There isn't one. But I like your cynicism  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 10:28:15 AM
Out of interest I've just had a look at the Open Office website.

It looks too good to be true, what's the catch?

There isn't one. But I like your cynicism  :thumbsup:

^^^ Wot TMR said ^^^
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2013, 10:53:44 AM
Out of interest I've just had a look at the Open Office website.

It looks too good to be true, what's the catch?

The only one I've come across is that it isn't completely compatible with Excel, some of the more advanced features won't work and you may need to rewrite any VBA scrips in Star Basic. Other than that I've not seen any issues with it.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2013, 11:07:55 AM
Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.
Surrounded by mirrors you mean
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 11:19:35 AM
Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.
Surrounded by mirrors you mean

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 11:29:33 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2013, 11:30:08 AM
Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.
Surrounded by mirrors you mean

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: GeorgeB on May 06, 2013, 11:48:38 AM
That's what sisters are for!

Should have thought about Open Office, been using it myself for ages. Easily as good as the dreaded Microsoft's product and free to use, or you can make a donation.

Any back off to do more gardening, Bank Holidays are such fun!!
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 12:02:50 PM
See, that brought George back  :thumbsup:

Bastard never mentioned Open Office yesterday at lunch though  cussing:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2013, 12:30:17 PM
That's what sisters are for!

Should have thought about Open Office, been using it myself for ages. Easily as good as the dreaded Microsoft's product and free to use, or you can make a donation.

Any back off to do more gardening, Bank Holidays are such fun!!

Donation you say  scared2:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: GeorgeB on May 06, 2013, 12:56:45 PM
It's true, I am a complete bastard, complete with a piss poor memory!!
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2013, 01:02:56 PM
It's true, I am a complete bastard, complete with a piss poor memory!!
lol: lol: lol:

As far as I can work out that'd be praise round here.
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 01:14:02 PM
He is Scottish and knows about something free. He chooses not to pass on the info.

Surprised?  noooo:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2013, 01:19:25 PM
Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.
Surrounded by mirrors you mean

This is Nick we are talking about, surely they would all have been broken by now?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Banghead

It's all PS's fault. She told me that Office was installed, then it wasn't, then she threw away the 25 diggy number  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:, and now it is only for a free trial. I am surrounded by idiots.
Surrounded by mirrors you mean

This is Nick we are talking about, surely they would all have been broken by now?  rubschin:

Miss D is sending him one......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2013, 01:53:54 PM
He is Scottish and knows about something free. He chooses not to pass on the info.

Surprised?  noooo:

Not another porridge wog....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2013, 01:56:24 PM
If I could be arsed I'd download it and give it a go

IF

but then I've got Office already
Well seems I could be arsed and downloaded 130 meg of Apache Open Office 3.4.1

So far it looks very good



Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 02:01:14 PM
He is Scottish and knows about something free. He chooses not to pass on the info.

Surprised?  noooo:

Not another porridge wog....?  noooo:

He should meet Boogs. She goes to the Vic  :thumbsup:  She could get him cheap rates on Ginger hair dye  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: boogs on May 06, 2013, 02:04:01 PM
He is Scottish and knows about something free. He chooses not to pass on the info.

Surprised?  noooo:

Not another porridge wog....?  noooo:


He should meet Boogs. She goes to the Vic  :thumbsup:  She could get him cheap rates on Ginger hair dye  :thumbsup:

Is he ginger too then... ::)

Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: boogs on May 06, 2013, 02:05:20 PM
He is Scottish and knows about something free. He chooses not to pass on the info.

Surprised?  noooo:

Not another porridge wog....?  noooo:

 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Microsoft Office Activation Key
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2013, 02:11:18 PM
He is Scottish and knows about something free. He chooses not to pass on the info.

Surprised?  noooo:

Not another porridge wog....?  noooo:


He should meet Boogs. She goes to the Vic  :thumbsup:  She could get him cheap rates on Ginger hair dye  :thumbsup:

Is he ginger too then... ::)

Not yet, but soon  :thumbsup: