Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:37:17 AM
Someone just posted this!
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I have a giant african land snail and it looks like its insides are coming out of its mouth. Can you help?
It seems lively, but cannot eat because of what is coming out of its mouth. It looks like a bobbly cream-coloured mass with a pulsating tube which secretes slime. Please help fast!
It is the "it seems lively" bit that I find most worrying for some reason
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 10:42:10 AM
Browsing Yahoo FFS! eeek:
Clearly too wet to cut the grass today ::)
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:43:29 AM
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 10:49:20 AM
You put in one of her sweaters and it comes out only fitting a Barbie Doll. Then you are in it up to your ears ~ because it was always her "favourite".
Tumble dryers are expensive to run and most clothes say on the label "Do not Tumble". Show her the washing instructions on most of her clothing ~ she may just change her mind ... if not you will need to also buy a magnifying glass and read every f*cking label before you wash and tumble the garments.
Been there, done that! evil:
Life as a House Husband is not an easy one. noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:51:15 AM
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Do you need a passport to travel from the uk the isle of wright by ferry?
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 10:57:28 AM
Good plan. I used to wash woollens too hot. Many of my old jumpers are too small for Mrs Nick but The Boy fits them now ::)QuoteDo you need a passport to travel from the uk the isle of wright by ferry?
Having lived on the IoW I can tell the enquirer the answer is no but there are many shops on the Island that sell IoW passports to the tourists. ::)
As for the Tumble Dryer ~ they take forever to dry anything because the average household washing machine does not spin fast enough to remove the excess water so your first hour in the tumbler is spent reheating the water logged items from the 40 deg wash to something much higher ~ which is why they shrink.
Your best bet is to take all tumble-able items, once home washed, to your local launderette where they will have a high speed spin dryer. Use that first then tumble dry on a medium setting. Their dryers are much larger thus the airflow is better and the clothes dry quicker. You also get to sit with a lot of yummy mummies who will be happy to "help" you if you look "helpless" enough. eyes:
You also get to watch their undies tumbling around behind the glass door. lol:
I have over the years spent many a happy hour in launderettes.
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:58:28 AM
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 01:04:47 PM
It is horrid here. I fear Mrs Nick is planning some sort of activity for us this afternoon. She wants to buy a tumble dryer. Why? Cos the house has been full of damp washing all "summer". cry:Why?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jnam-gkSrI
Be afraid... scared2:
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 01:15:26 PM
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 02:40:03 PM
Oh deary me.
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 02:43:03 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
's edjewkashun under nulabour innit.
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 03:11:10 PM
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After being on its own for 12 yrs is it wise to add another goldfish.?
My goldfish has been on its own for 12 yrs. Would it be ok to get another one or will it upset it
I find myself oddly concerned about this one!
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
As for the Goldfish ~ I thought they only had a memory span of about 30 seconds ~ so within a minute it will believe it has known its new bowl-mate all its life.
Of course if its a girl fish that's added to the bowl and assuming the twelve year old is a boy fish ~ well he'll be happy to get his fin over after all this time.
Now I am getting worried about me for answering your post. whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 04:05:39 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Oh deary me.
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 04:06:27 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Oh deary me.
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
Post by: Sour Puss on August 19, 2007, 04:08:51 PM
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 04:11:53 PM
Spontaneous combustion then? or crop circles or something? prolly. rubschin:"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Oh deary me.
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 04:14:02 PM
Post by: Misunderstood on August 19, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Oh deary me.
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
How do you know? - The sun was on fire. Who lit that?
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 04:25:41 PM
This is getting a bit complicated, innit.
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Oh deary me.
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
How do you know? - The sun was on fire. Who lit that?
Must have been me Dad ~ 'cos I wasn't allowed matches
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 04:35:09 PM
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Anyone know any good websites for teaching children to count to 20 and beyond?
Just giver them 30 things to count and start yelling when they get to 21 noooo:
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 05:10:58 PM
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?Somebody rubbing boy scouts together? rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 05:17:05 PM
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?Somebody rubbing boy scouts together? rubschin:
Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 05:30:59 PM
The beginning of what? rubschin:Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?Somebody rubbing boy scouts together? rubschin:
Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
Post by: Pastis on August 19, 2007, 05:42:38 PM
Boy scouts ... Girl guides... eyes:
drumroll:
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 05:47:11 PM
OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
An easy one to start...
"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"
Or variations thereon.
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 07:05:56 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2007, 07:22:30 PM
This is in danger of becoming yet another circular thread.
OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.
"... yes, but mine was in the other bag!"
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 07:23:28 PM
Post by: Misunderstood on August 20, 2007, 12:23:07 AM
Huummm! said Eve "How am I going to do the toast and warm the beans? ... I think I'll reject it as unfit for purpose".
"Oh shit!" said the Lord, "I was hoping you wouldn't notice". "You don't want fire, believe me, it's too much trouble and I've left a nice salad recipe for you"
"Want fire - NOW!" stamped Eve. "Bloody wimmen." snorted the Lord "Have your fire, but you lose the 'fire and theft' clause from the guarantee as it too risky."
"Stick your guarantee up your arse." said Eve "I know what I'm doing."
So it came to pass that it was all Eve's fault because she lost the matches and they had to invent nuclear fission.
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 05:58:54 AM
An excellent reply, worth the clap but I refer the right honourable gentleman to this thread? whistle:An easy one to start...
"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"
Or variations thereon.
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=16.0
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 10:00:58 AM
"My dog has had a miscarriage and now her belly has turned blue. What should I do?"
Go to the vet, dear?
See also: "What do you do in a skateboarding club?"
Good grief? noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 10:15:08 AM
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50 maths questions and I need to get 70% for a pass how many do i need to get right?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 10:19:32 AM
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 05:30:22 PM
I have become transfixed and depressed by its stupidity. Here's another:Quote50 maths questions and I need to get 70% for a pass how many do i need to get right?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Fan-bloody-tastic ;D
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2010, 08:09:34 PM
help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive " eeek:
Oh dear what have you done Nick? It is addictive and I am dishing out advice left right and center. angel1 eveilgrin: evil: lol: spider:
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 08:10:44 PM
noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 08:11:36 PM
help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive " eeek:
Oh dear what have you done Nick? It is addictive and I am dishing out advice left right and center. angel1 eveilgrin: evil: lol: spider:
Me too eveilgrin:
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
They could put a newsflash on and tell him the people of Hackney are calling him a soft northern big girls blouse. He in turn will go down there and be shot himself 67 times before he had time to get his gun out of his bag.Should I suggest it to Chief Inspector Poodle hair?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
Ive just thought of a quick way to capture Raoul Moat?
They could put a newsflash on and tell him the people of Hackney are calling him a soft northern big girls blouse. He in turn will go down there and be shot himself 67 times before he had time to get his gun out of his bag.Should I suggest it to Chief Inspector Poodle hair?
Is your TV broken?
Post by: Pirate on July 16, 2010, 09:55:52 PM
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 08:55:41 AM
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In the Netherlands (Holland) what race are they?whacky115
I mean, I'm German and French mostly, and I know people speak Dutch in Netherlands, are they Germans or something?
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 11:07:39 AM
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?eeek:
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 11:10:22 AM
QuoteIs it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?eeek:
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
What did you reply? eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 11:11:24 AM
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
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?QuoteI m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
An MA in English, eh? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 02:04:41 PM
Quote?QuoteI m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
An MA in English, eh? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 03:24:15 PM
QuoteIs it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?eeek:
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
and makes great Tzatziki lol:
Post by: Pirate on July 17, 2010, 03:30:27 PM
QuoteIs it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?eeek:
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
and makes great Tzatziki lol:
is that before or after
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 03:36:26 PM
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 03:47:19 PM
Mind you, she wasn't too comfortable in the laundry room either come to think of it... or near the hoover... or duster... noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Quote?QuoteI m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
An MA in English, eh? rubschin:
A near certainty I should think ~ and I know just the skool once they have qualified!
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
Luckily she was kitchen-averse while she was here... noooo:
Mind you, she wasn't too comfortable in the laundry room either come to think of it... or near the hoover... or duster... noooo:
She claims it's because your marigolds are too small for her hands.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 04:47:58 PM
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 04:59:23 PM
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 07:24:51 PM
eeek:
I feel a poll coming on.........
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2010, 08:29:33 PM
QuoteIs it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?eeek:
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
This is the problem with our education system. They teach them you have to put condoms on bananas so they are bound to worry about fruit and veg in general. noooo:
Post by: Pastis on July 17, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
Something to do with EU regs and the Portuguese and what they do with carrots noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 04:30:27 AM
Exactomondo...it would have been positively rude to go rooting through cupboards and stuff apart from to drag out vast amounts of voddy, chocolate and Quavers angel1
noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2010, 05:12:57 AM
A propos of fruit and veg and sweet FA, apparently carrots are now fruit eeek:
Something to do with EU regs and the Portuguese and what they do with carrots noooo:
I was always taught that if it has seed within it then it is a fruit. If the seed grows outside then it is a vegetable. Carrots therefore are vegetables and bollox to the EU.
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2010, 06:26:08 AM
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2010, 08:34:40 AM
yeah but... strawberries?
Have seeds within them thus are fruit ~ As are cucumbers
Yes I know one normally propagates strawberries from "Runners" but that can be done with currant bushes too
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 08:45:55 AM
This is the problem with our education system. They teach them you have to put condoms on bananas so they are bound to worry about fruit and veg in general. noooo:
And raise expectations.....I mean 5 a day noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 08:58:58 AM
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Traveling Abroad with my new Goldfish...Can it be done?whacky115
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 09:19:30 AM
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:30:57 AM
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What is your favourite Biblical massacre?scared2:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
Yes...credit cards are accepted in most countries these days ::)
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:47:44 AM
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With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 09:50:06 AM
QuoteWith men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?noooo:
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:52:39 AM
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HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?eeek:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
It's terribly addictive redface:QuoteHELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?eeek:
You need to go cold turkey Nick.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:58:23 AM
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Can you claim birth control pills purchased for your girlfriend's use towards your tax?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 10:03:46 AM
I will. Soon.QuoteCan you claim birth control pills purchased for your girlfriend's use towards your tax?rubschin:
Get out now Nick... while you can still control it.... scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 10:11:04 AM
It's terribly addictive redface:QuoteHELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?eeek:
I replied: I don't think it's biologically possible for your husband to get pregnant. angel1
Someone has just replied saying that I am wrong and not to listen to me. eeek:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 10:19:19 AM
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 12:34:17 PM
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Can someone spontaneously combust when they have a high blood alcohol content?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 12:41:20 PM
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 12:48:57 PM
Oh redface:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
I am not ginger cussing:
Oh redface:
point:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:20:55 PM
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Why are there so many moisturisers aimed at women?
And if a man uses them will it have the same affect? Are they designed for women's skin?
Your Answer:
You mean "effect". Women have a tendency to dry out and, if left alone, would turn to dust in a matter of weeks. They must buy oils to prevent them from disintegrating.
angel1
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2010, 06:33:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 06:40:11 PM
Post by: Pastis on July 18, 2010, 06:43:55 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 06:46:21 PM
He's lost to us now.....it's just like Poltergeist when the girl goes into the light scared2:
He's gone... sad24:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:47:05 PM
I'm very tempted to go and have a look at Yahoo Answers .... but then again ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
What is she doing really?
I saw a suspected lesbian checking out another girl she was behind her looking at her body. I saw the girl she was checking out first then she knew the suspected lesbian was checking her out. Then two days later the suspected lesbian did the same thing to me? Why?
You can mess with so many minds. Sinister:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 07:53:44 PM
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?
What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2010, 07:57:59 PM
QuoteWhat birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?
What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
How about "swallowing one condom with water, daily, will increase your boob size"
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 08:04:36 PM
QuoteWhat birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?
What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
Tell her it's safe to use the withdrawal method. If her partner believes her she will have the biggest boob to deal with lol:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 08:13:20 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Post by: Pirate on July 18, 2010, 08:41:04 PM
We've lost Nick to the dark side.... noooo:
CF?
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
We've lost Nick to the dark side.... noooo:
CF?
Darker.... lol:
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 09:09:12 AM
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?eeek:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2010, 09:49:42 AM
QuoteWhich one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?eeek:
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Frb7mr.jpg&hash=725de1443657417756e2cfc1aaa4590c833ba9cb) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVrb7mr)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2010, 10:45:36 AM
QuoteWhich one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?eeek:
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Frb7mr.jpg&hash=725de1443657417756e2cfc1aaa4590c833ba9cb) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVrb7mr)
happy001 happy001 happy001
" I shall cock zees only vonce. . ."
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 10:51:34 AM
Right. so i thought i knew about drugs and everything. Ive done coke, weed, pills, mcat, aerosols, and done a substantial amount. so, me and a friend, on saturday night, got a gram of ket. i had quite a large line about 3 inches long that a lad racked up, id never been in his house before and trusted him. after snorting half of it, i didn't feel anything, so i snorted the rest. oh boy was that stupid. after about 10 minutes i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, i started to feel weird. my bestfriend who snorted hers before me, came in the bathroom and fainted to the floor. i helped carry her with the lad, but then i fell too, and was on the floor for at least half an hour, tripping, and then started throwing up chronically. that day, i had already drunk quite a lot, and smoked quite a lot of weed, so i was pretty ****** already. the lad said that i kept fighting the buzz and that's whhy i was being sick. apparently you also need to do it in an environment that you know, not some randomers house. how do i control it next time?
ps. its really different from other snorting drugs, it doesn't hit you straight away.
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 10:56:00 AM
Ketamine really scared me?
Right. so i thought i knew about drugs and everything. Ive done coke, weed, pills, mcat, aerosols, and done a substantial amount. so, me and a friend, on saturday night, got a gram of ket. i had quite a large line about 3 inches long that a lad racked up, id never been in his house before and trusted him. after snorting half of it, i didn't feel anything, so i snorted the rest. oh boy was that stupid. after about 10 minutes i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, i started to feel weird. my bestfriend who snorted hers before me, came in the bathroom and fainted to the floor. i helped carry her with the lad, but then i fell too, and was on the floor for at least half an hour, tripping, and then started throwing up chronically. that day, i had already drunk quite a lot, and smoked quite a lot of weed, so i was pretty ****** already. the lad said that i kept fighting the buzz and that's whhy i was being sick. apparently you also need to do it in an environment that you know, not some randomers house. how do i control it next time?
ps. its really different from other snorting drugs, it doesn't hit you straight away.
Did you mean to post that in the medical centre Miss C...? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 11:27:09 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2010, 11:34:13 AM
Why would I, it's a question from Yahoo answers?
char048
Yes, of course Miss Charlie whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 11:36:27 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 12:34:29 PM
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Emma sets off at 12:00 it's a 15 minute journey to London what time will it be when she gets to London?noooo:
Sorry my homework is really hard today I have only managed to do one by myself.
I want to know how to work it out I don't want the answer other wise I haven't learnt anything.
Emma goes on a bus to London at 12:00 the bus driver tells her it will take 15 minutes to get to get there what time will it be by the time she gets to London.
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
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Child has arrived home with a pair of soiled pants in party bag?
My 10 year old daughter went to her friends birthday party this afternoon, as far as I know it was just a small gathering of kids from the school, having something to eat and playing games. Anyway, I thanked her mother for having her round and when we got home we had a look through the party bag she brought back. It contained the usual things, a piece of cake, tacky toys ETC but there was also a size 16 pair of soiled underwear, like an absolute dollop of poo just stood there.
I'm unsure of how to handle the situation, should I take it up with the childs mother?
I advised her to post them back. Was that bad and wrong of me?
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
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Is it normal for my boyfriend to urinate standing up?noooo:
Whenever I enter the bathroom while he is urinating, I see that he is standing up. How is this possible?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2010, 02:56:05 AM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat whistle:
doh:
Post by: barmisspah? on July 20, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 01:03:48 PM
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How do you tell if you have premature Ejeculation?
Was it bad and wrong of me to answer, "Wait for her to complain"? redface:
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2010, 01:12:39 PM
One man's premature is another woman's "Thank God that's over". whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 01:40:00 PM
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 05:46:00 PM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 05:46:32 PM
I defer to your greater experience whistle:
point:
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 06:20:40 PM
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Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2010, 06:21:33 PM
QuoteIs there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.
rubschin: It's possible ~ put the Moped on the train.
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 06:32:30 PM
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In a western society, what is the price of blood per litre?scared2:
Im in Romania
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 08:56:53 AM
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Ok im back my iguana has not died ive been force feeding it with a spoon iguana food?whacky115
and it looks sad like always but it has not died so i think it looks better she has mbd and has her swollen leg i cant take it to the vet cuz its $$$ the iguana just cost 30 bucks i feel bad but what cant i do if i was rich i would take it but im not so what u guys think should i keep on force feeding it iguana food until it can eat on its own she is 12 inches long like 8 months she has a powersun light bulb 100 watt oh and im putting calcuim in the food so what u guys think i should do well if it dies im never getting an iguana or any other animal its hard to keep them the only reason she got like this its cuz i did not have a uvb light poor thing one more thing is her leg going back to normal if she gets better or what thank you for your answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:47:35 AM
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When having sex and girl starts queefing? serious question?scared2:
i was having sex with a girl that had a kid and obviously it is going to be bigger after giving birth, but what is the etiquette when it starts? do i stop? different motion to try and make it stop? or keep going? mature answers please. and i am sorry about the word queefing it is the only term i know
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 10:07:39 AM
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How can I get my husband to dress like a pirate so we can get intimate?
It's been a year and a half you would think he'd be desperate.[/quote
whacky115
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 10:13:34 AM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
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Where do I spit when I give someone a bjeeek:
In Etiquette -
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 10:19:12 AM
Well strictly speaking that is bad advice cos if it's already in your mouth you know what it tastes like, since your taste buds are on your tongue, so what's the harm in swallowing?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 10:25:09 AM
QuoteHow can I get my husband to dress like a pirate so we can get intimate?
It's been a year and a half you would think he'd be desperate.[/quote
whacky115
Simples...tell him you have some buried treasure ;)
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 11:21:30 AM
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Did ancient chariot races have pit crews?rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 11:58:03 AM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 12:14:50 PM
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Iam unable to pass mechdonalds, online test , can any one help me ? i want to work in Mechdonalds,?noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
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Why is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2010, 03:35:31 PM
Just right on so many levels.
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 03:37:45 PM
QuoteWhy is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
No. Quite right razz: They were
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2010, 03:38:58 PM
QuoteWhy is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
No. Quite right razz: They werecocking upcooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.
Loose livers. noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 03:46:46 PM
QuoteWhy is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
No. Quite right razz: They werecocking upcooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.
It was posted in the Medical section redface:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 03:48:08 PM
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 03:50:01 PM
It was DISGUSTEROUS sick2:
Particularly that actress bint who served it practically raw eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 03:52:41 PM
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Can someone help me with my book? 10 points?
Okay, well I have all these book ideas but I'm not sure how I'm gonna put them into a plot.
Its basically all magic and sorcery etc.
Basically, there is a colony or training place for people capable of performing magic.
There is a boy, the main character, who goes to live with them. His parents don't understand or approve of him doing this.
I suggested she call him Harry. redface:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2010, 03:54:36 PM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
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Would it be possible to keep wild boar as pets.?
WHo are these idiots?
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.
Any ideas? x
I suggested she asked her Grandad redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
QuoteFuneral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.
Any ideas? x
I suggested she asked her Grandad redface:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 04:16:25 PM
QuoteFuneral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.
Any ideas? x
I suggested she asked her Grandad redface:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:22:51 PM
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When your boyfriend is over do you feel comfortable enough to unlock your backdoor?eeek:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2010, 04:35:31 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2010, 04:38:20 PM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:43:26 PM
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How to make pizza or tomato sauce without garlic?noooo:
hi, i wanted to know how to make pizza sauce or tomatoe sauce without garlic because im allergic to garllic?please
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
QuoteWould it be possible to keep wild boar as pets.?
WHo are these idiots?
Dunno ~ what we do know is that you are the one talking to them. point:
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2010, 04:48:44 PM
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Do you have relationships with bread?
well i like bread, whole, white and cut crusty toasted breaded do you like bread what is your favourite type of bread do u have sexual relationships with bread do u enjoy it?? do you like the crust cut off? plzzz plzz plzz comment on my breadiness and your brediness. xplay your pantrees off.(:
Baguette anyone?
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2010, 04:58:34 PM
It's a whole different planet
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2010, 05:15:56 PM
I just thought I'd take a look. I chuckled at the misuse of the word pantrees tho' redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2010, 06:40:59 PM
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2010, 07:14:13 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2010, 08:55:27 PM
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 09:46:58 AM
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What are the best things to do in Salt Lake City?
My wife and I will be in Salt Lake City for 3 days in the middle of September.
Any suggestions of what to do?
Thanks
Nicky
Your Answer:
Put on a little backpack and go from door to door trying to convert them to the Jehovah's Witnesses?
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
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We are in dorset area and our car is struggling to get up some steep hills could you advise whats the problem?
I have advised them to drive to Lincolnshire angel1
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 26, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
COuldn't resist it redface:QuoteWhat are the best things to do in Salt Lake City?
My wife and I will be in Salt Lake City for 3 days in the middle of September.
Any suggestions of what to do?
Thanks
Nicky
Your Answer:
Put on a little backpack and go from door to door trying to convert them to the Jehovah's Witnesses?
This is quite the wrong advice... Devil worship would be a far better option. eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 03:27:12 PM
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2010, 05:01:46 PM
QuoteWomen: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?eeek:
Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 05:05:33 PM
QuoteWomen: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?eeek:
Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2010, 09:10:53 AM
QuoteWomen: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?eeek:
Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 10:47:26 AM
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What age will I start to like girls?happy100 happy100
I am 13 years old my Birthday is in december .Like it says in the title. What age will I start to like girls? I have a few arm pit hairs but only like about 3 in 1 arm and 1 in the other. My voice has not broken yet. Everyone in my class all have like girlfriends but I am just not intrested in girls at all yet. I do not even fancy girls of the TV. I once had a girl friend that my mate had forced me. She kissed me with her tung and afterwards I felt sick. I am more intrested with my games and intrestes. and also I have Asperger Syndrom I do not know if that has anything to do with it?
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 08:34:06 PM
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What's your favorite Korean junk food snack?redface:
And what does it taste like?
Nicky
Your Answer:
Hot Dog. (Spaniels are best, yumster)
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 09:20:13 PM
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What is the best wine to serve with pot noodles?
shutup:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 27, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Question is:QuoteWhat is the best wine to serve with pot noodles?
shutup:
I can pour you a glass of Cabernet, I have a bottle open. ;D
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
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What is better for health drinking alot of beer or a shot of vodka?
I normaly drink once a weekend.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2010, 10:22:42 PM
So my ex sent me this message last night:
Hey,
about our convo before.... No, i wouldnt change my mind about Jess if you changed. I loved you, and trusted you, when we were dating... but you asking me if I would change my mind if you changed, means that the person I loved back then, was not the real you..... Vanessa, when we were dating, you were the world to me, I never went to parties or anything just so I could talk to you...... I loved you, you were, and still are beautiful, but apparently it was not the true you... I realised, that Jess has never changed since when I first met her, she came to England as the funny American with the funny accent.... she had a great personality, and she was beautiful..... she hasnt changed at all, and she has always been there for me...... Vanessa, I have extremely strong feelings for her.... I love her, just as much as I loved you, but it wasnt you that i loved, it was the actress inside of you.... please Vanessa, if you ever had, or have feelings for me, you wont try and hurt her, or try and ruin this for me.... please Vanessa, let me find out if she is the one..... she let me have that chance with you..... please let me have the chance to find out if she is...... please Vanessa.... I'm begging you.....
Jess is a friend that moved from New York to England where she met this guy. They have been best friends for two years and he recently told her that he loves her.
We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.
After he sent me this message, I agreed to leave them alone. He asked me to stay but not hurt Jess.
Do you think he really has feelings for her?
And do you think he's moved on from me?
Thanks!
eyes:Possibly sick2: Possibly eeek: Possibly....
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 28, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2010, 10:36:40 AM
We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.
shrugs:
rubschin:
It must be a young people thing. . .
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 01:49:50 PM
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I want to get drunk without a hangover, will boiling vodka and inhaling the vapors work?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2010, 05:05:42 PM
I don't need any advice about the best applications for vodka thank you very much whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 09:40:27 AM
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How far apart is British and England?noooo:
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 10:31:33 AM
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What is a good australian snake for a 5 year old?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
QuoteHow far apart is British and England?noooo:
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
There is a big gap between being English and being British evil:
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 03:42:04 PM
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Am i consider inbredded?
my dad is brothers with my uncle right,, and my mom is the nise of my uncles wife, so am im inbreaded and would my cousins be considered kinda my siblings becuase we dont have diffrent blood line we have the same. you know my dad is brothers with my uncle and my mom is related to my aunt
NFN
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 03:53:23 PM
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 03:56:12 PM
I fear so noooo:
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I'm trying to right a book and need some help.
noooo:
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 07:17:45 PM
There is a big gap between being English and being British evil:QuoteHow far apart is British and England?noooo:
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
This, allegedly, is the new best seller in Inglish ::) ::) Paradise according to Katie Price eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FgOfj9.jpg&hash=e74473db329c55f9470b5323997f68f6fcfa6a97) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqgOfj9)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2010, 07:21:06 PM
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 07:25:58 PM
DId she right it herself, like?
She self-righted after she capsized whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 07:28:04 PM
DId she right it herself, like?
::)
No she rote it....
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz_XQQKNGVg&NR=1
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2010, 08:31:20 AM
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I've given my boyfriend an automaton concerning his angerrubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2010, 10:27:15 AM
QuoteI've given my boyfriend an automaton concerning his angerrubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Famit.sahrawat.in%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2FC3PO-Robot.jpg&hash=b4471321a44fce5c9ca6c9180f2efe61ddd9bab4)
"Ey! Ey! Caarm down you"
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2010, 12:25:06 PM
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Do you think Nick Griffin ever goes out for a curry?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2010, 09:07:19 AM
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?eeek:
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2010, 09:39:51 AM
QuoteMasturbating in a College Residence Hall?eeek:
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2010, 10:53:06 AM
QuoteMasturbating in a College Residence Hall?eeek:
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
Would have been first thing in the morning for me.... redface:
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2010, 10:54:57 AM
QuoteMasturbating in a College Residence Hall?eeek:
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
Would have been first thing in the morning for me.... redface:
Gets that way as you get older ~ you wait until it's once a month, in a morning, before she's put her teeth in.
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 07:55:10 AM
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Is this a Good or a Unpractical idea in case a 747, 777, etc. Air Plane is going to crash?whacky115
the pilot such be able to push a button that will detach the wings from the side of the Air Plane.
(to allow the parachutes to work since the engines in the wings are no longer pushing the plane forward).
and at the same time parachutes will pop out of the Air plane to slow down the plane and eventually land safely.
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 08:39:35 AM
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Tips for first time travelers to London?
Going to London for the first time in January 2011. Any suggestions?
My sisters and I are getting our Mom tix to London for her birthday. I am wondering what things she should know before arriving and any recommendations you could give me regarding transportation, money exchange (us citizens traveling from Puerto Rico), and places not to miss. She is a huge Beatles fan and were planning to book the Hard Days Night Hotel. Besides the Magical Mystery tour what other things should she see? She will be there for 8 days. How close is Buckingham Palace from Liverpool? How much money should she take? Thank you!!!
WHat can possibly go wrong? noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2010, 08:43:26 AM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 10:07:50 AM
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What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2010, 10:12:06 AM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2010, 10:18:34 AM
QuoteTips for first time travelers to London?
Going to London for the first time in January 2011. Any suggestions?
My sisters and I are getting our Mom tix to London for her birthday. I am wondering what things she should know before arriving and any recommendations you could give me regarding transportation, money exchange (us citizens traveling from Puerto Rico), and places not to miss. She is a huge Beatles fan and were planning to book the Hard Days Night Hotel. Besides the Magical Mystery tour what other things should she see? She will be there for 8 days. How close is Buckingham Palace from Liverpool? How much money should she take? Thank you!!!
WHat can possibly go wrong? noooo:
I trust you helped them with directions....? whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 10:19:36 AM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
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Um in work now. It is 1:10 pm. I didn't sleep from yesterday and I have to be awake till 7 pm. edetha onEcup of coffe and two cups of NEscafe but I can't resist...I'm loosing my power...a3mel eh? A3MEEH EHHHHHHHHHH!confused:
30 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
Additional Details
@ Eman : ana badeha Freez bel kiwi now , eh r2yk? we kman baklm Customer mn Scotland.
@ I'm concerned: welcome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
10 minutes ago
Mayar : matsm3esh klamo...
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2010, 10:46:20 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 01, 2010, 11:42:45 AM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 11:48:23 AM
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Can i get internet abroad?Banghead
I am going on vacation to Europe. Do they have the internet there?
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2010, 12:39:09 PM
QuoteCan i get internet abroad?Banghead
I am going on vacation to Europe. Do they have the internet there?
Bloody Yanks ~ I trust you reminded them who invented the damned internet.
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 12:47:03 PM
Here is one I just saw:
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Are there any cities in South Africa?noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 08:26:06 PM
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How do Muslims "prove" they are Muslim in order to enter Mecca or Medina?
Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Wear a backpack"? angel1
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2010, 05:15:38 AM
QuoteHow do Muslims "prove" they are Muslim in order to enter Mecca or Medina?
Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Wear a backpack"? angel1
Not at all... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 01:28:32 PM
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?Popcorn:
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24. We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened. My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17. Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming. My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back. It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex. Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater. Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth. My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2010, 02:32:44 PM
QuoteVery embarrased and guilty-Sex question?Popcorn:
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24. We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened. My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17. Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming. My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back. It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex. Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater. Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth. My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Nick ~ This is getting sillier by the day.
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 02:47:51 PM
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Which of the following materials would not be a good choice for insulating against electric shock?
wood
glass
iron
I suggested experimentation, starting with iron eveilgrin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2010, 03:52:16 PM
QuoteVery embarrased and guilty-Sex question?Popcorn:
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24. We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened. My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17. Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming. My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back. It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex. Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater. Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth. My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Cut her nails obviously whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 04:13:27 PM
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 07:56:30 PM
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I won a holiday to Birmingham. What should I try to see?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
It is for a weekend.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
Post by: Pirate on August 02, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
They obviously need to visit the blue movie studio to see where Miss D used to live whistle:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 07:38:21 AM
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Fiance is being asked to "dance" down the aisle at his friends wedding?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
My fiance was asked to be the best man for one of his good friends upcoming wedding's. He was invited along with all the other wedding party to his friends house yesterday to discuss the wedding details. His friend asked the wedding party to do a "dance" down the aisle. They were all showed a youtube video of a wedding party dancing down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever." My fiance is stressed because he HATES dancing. I can barely get him to dance when we are out drinking. He was already stressing on the best man's speech, and now he has to learn a dance routine and the wedding is less than one month away. I personally think it's rude of his friend to ask of this especially knowing his best man would be quite uncomfortable. My fiance said all the guys in the wedding party were not happy about it but agreed to it because they want to keep the bride and groom happy. Would you ask your friends to do something that you know would make them uncomfortable, especially in front of 200+ people? I totally understand wanting to be original, but this is just off the wall. Do you think it's rude of them to ask this or do you think it's no big deal? Just curious.
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 10:09:47 AM
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?eeek:
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2010, 10:20:31 AM
QuoteDo I look like I have any white or german in me at all?eeek:
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2010, 11:14:24 AM
QuoteDo I look like I have any white or german in me at all?eeek:
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. rubschin:
"Biracial" is an interesting term.
Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2010, 01:11:45 PM
QuoteDo I look like I have any white or german in me at all?eeek:
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. rubschin:
"Biracial" is an interesting term.
Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2010, 01:16:25 PM
QuoteDo I look like I have any white or german in me at all?eeek:
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. rubschin:
"Biracial" is an interesting term.
Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course lol:
Indeed not, quite abhorrent. noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 01:32:36 PM
I masturbate everyday for 2 weeks then I dont masturbate or ejaculate for 2 weeks - will this cause me problems? My penis gets sore so I give it a break. I have a lot of semen. Where does it go?
I suppose it depends where you point it.
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 01:37:28 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 01:45:50 PM
I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C
And an old sock during the hours of daylight?
I will go and advise immediately. lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 01:50:26 PM
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 01:56:15 PM
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 04:27:02 PM
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Cauliflower cheese with fish....yes or no?
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 04:30:45 PM
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 04:41:34 PM
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I have recently bought some ann summers stockings and i was looking for a fastener of some kind for suspenders
but theres like nothing there :S
& im sure there stockings and not holdups
how the hell am i supposed to attach suspenders to them :S :S
And what's a colon S when it's at home? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 04:59:41 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 05:00:37 PM
Laydees, this one is definitely for you eyes:QuoteI have recently bought some ann summers stockings and i was looking for a fastener of some kind for suspenders
but theres like nothing there :S
& im sure there stockings and not holdups
how the hell am i supposed to attach suspenders to them :S :S
And what's a colon S when it's at home? rubschin:
Shrugs: Susssspenders for Hissing Sid?
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 05:01:21 PM
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
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How do you whiten the part of your eyes that are supposed to be white?
That part of my eye is slightly yellow/light brown and I wondered if there was a way to make them white without using any eye drops?
shutup: Bleach. It's just got to be bleach! Please, someone answer BLEACH! razz:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 08:28:21 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 09:18:00 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: Oh I do hope so I will go and take a look.QuoteHow do you whiten the part of your eyes that are supposed to be white?
That part of my eye is slightly yellow/light brown and I wondered if there was a way to make them white without using any eye drops?
shutup: Bleach. It's just got to be bleach! Please, someone answer BLEACH! razz:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 09:18:29 PM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
happy100 happy100
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2010, 11:44:10 PM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 05:05:26 AM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
We need pictures! eveilgrin:
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2010, 05:38:34 AM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
We need pictures! eveilgrin:
Miss C already posted one like
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Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 05:40:33 AM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
We need pictures! eveilgrin:
Miss C already posted one like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FwfXor.jpg&hash=519d1d7a184d53f450cdce1ce4bc28281289300a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqwfXor)
evil:
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 08:39:05 AM
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?doh:
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 08:41:31 AM
QuoteDidn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?doh:
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed.... lol:
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 10:32:29 AM
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?eeek:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2010, 10:39:07 AM
QuoteDidn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?doh:
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed.... lol:
Count your blessings, it will be a cheap wedding.. ::)
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2010, 05:30:28 PM
QuoteWhat hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?eeek:
Under Bournemouth Pier ~ that's what hurts the most ~ that bloody sand gets everwhere. OK if you're Pinocchio I suppose but not for me.
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?eeek:
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2010, 05:16:51 PM
QuoteHow much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?eeek:
Business opportunity for your mate? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:18:09 PM
QuoteHow much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?eeek:
Business opportunity for your mate? rubschin:
I thought that! ;D
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2010, 05:31:42 PM
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Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:35:05 PM
He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like
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I haven't started with the Weathershield yet... not sure what roller to use.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:09:33 PM
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?whacky115
Flying from dublin airport
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:15:47 PM
QuoteAre you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?whacky115
Flying from dublin airport
Wot else would you bring from Dublin as a souvenir... a bit of peat...? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
Anyhoo:
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Is Japan in North or West Africa..v.confused?noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 08:56:11 AM
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?rubschin:
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
QuoteHow do I drive from Boston to Paris?rubschin:
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
I could direct them from Boston to Paris Texas if that would help.
Honestly the insularity and ignorance of the majority of Yanks never ceases to amaze me.
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 10:23:17 AM
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If diamond is such a strong substance why don't people make hammers out of it?doh:
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 01:22:43 PM
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I would like to start a lost ferrets home. I need to know all the details about opening, running, how, who?whacky115
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 02:21:15 PM
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What jobs are there working with animals other than a vet?
Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Lion tamer"? redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
ok. soo i got a silk press. then i got home wrapped it. went tu bed later that night. woke up un wrapped hair. then my mom put heat on it for me. really wuznt supposed tu but i didnt know. then i took a bath (because i wuz tld to at the hair salon). i wrapped my hair without a scarf. and when i got out i noticed that sum of my ends had curled back up. so i went over with heat again. little did i notice that i burnt sum of my hair. not all but sum at the ends. i jst got a trim the day b4 so i dont want to cut it again until it grows out. and my ends aren't even breaking. oh nd i am natural. nd i can tell because it is alot poofy than the daay b4. soo do you thnkthe best thng for me would b to wash it with a sulfate free shampoo, deep condition, and leave in conditioner. my hair is still straight jst lil burnt ends in sum places and poofy. so ca anyone help me. my mom wants to straighten it again aftr i wash nd deep cond but will this make it more damged?
confused:
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 02:30:05 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2010, 04:25:27 PM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 07:49:21 AM
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Is it the same time in all countries all over the world?Banghead
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 10, 2010, 11:04:07 AM
QuoteIs it the same time in all countries all over the world?Banghead
Please tell me you said yes, playing with their minds is just sooo much fun. eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 11:08:04 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 10, 2010, 11:08:58 AM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
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Which hotel to choose in Madrid ?noooo:
Me and my friends are going to Barcelona for 2 nights, we prefer a hotel which is close to Night Clubs, shopping, tourist spots, beach, Could you please suggest me which Hotel to choose,
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 11:45:01 AM
I am amazed that they even know the two cities are in the same country ..... even if they are over 300 miles apart.
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 11:48:23 AM
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I'm 22 years old and I want to travel, see the US/world on my own
Would I be aloud to do this by foot mostly?
By foot? eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 12:05:15 PM
QuoteI'm 22 years old and I want to travel, see the US/world on my own
Would I be aloud to do this by foot mostly?
By foot? eeek:
Loudly???????? ::)
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 01:21:01 PM
We are surrounded by idiots!
Ain't that the truth! ;D
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2010, 11:54:50 AM
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Is it possible to grow a plant in a fridge?whacky115
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 12:24:44 PM
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 12:30:54 PM
Yes. Mold! Does that qualify? razz:
whistle:
Mold (Welsh: Yr Wyddgrug) is a town in Flintshire, North Wales, on the River Alyn. It is the administrative seat of Flintshire County Council, and was also the county town of Clwyd from 1974 to 1996. According to the 2001 UK Census, it has a population of 9,568
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 01:16:40 PM
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Boo hoo sad24:
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 01:46:00 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2010, 01:58:38 PM
eejit! That's Mould
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Post by: Nick on August 11, 2010, 02:00:05 PM
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 02:00:25 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2010, 02:40:52 PM
I know it's the American spelling
And the sheep-botherers as well of course
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 07:15:11 PM
I know it's the American spelling
And the sheep-botherers as well of course
Oi Turnip 'ead! ~ I was born just down the road from your place evil:
My position in Wales is purely missionary
Post by: Pirate on August 11, 2010, 08:43:25 PM
eejit! That's Mould
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That's Ted MOULT cloud9:
Not MOULD
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2010, 08:07:02 AM
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What are some good cream to remove hairy legs?shutup:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 12, 2010, 10:12:46 AM
Post by: Pastis on August 12, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
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When really WAS the "Victorian Era"?
doh:
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2010, 03:30:14 PM
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How many calories are there in bbq placenta?eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2010, 08:13:22 PM
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Can i work as a flight attendant with my cat?!!?noooo:
i really wanna be a flight attendant but i don't want to let go of my cat ...
can it travel with me in it's bag with my other bag on the same plane ??
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 08:54:17 AM
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 13, 2010, 10:32:58 AM
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2010, 10:42:15 AM
I limit myself to two visits a day redface:
Each lasting 12 hours...
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 11:14:25 AM
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Where to eat in Berlin ?
Hi,
I am going with my girlfriend to Berlin tomorrow & we will be staying up to tuesday. I was wondering where best to eat in Berlin ? I didnt want to end up in some of those tourist restaurants that have tourist food which taste nothing :-P
I am looking for local German food like Donner Kebab, pizza's ect.
The yoof of today? noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
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My partners Horn is not working. How can he fix it?shutup:
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2010, 12:14:07 PM
QuoteWhere to eat in Berlin ?
Hi,
I am going with my girlfriend to Berlin tomorrow & we will be staying up to tuesday. I was wondering where best to eat in Berlin ? I didnt want to end up in some of those tourist restaurants that have tourist food which taste nothing :-P
I am looking for local German food like Donner Kebab, pizza's ect.
The yoof of today? noooo:
Yeah! The yoof of today eh? ~ Fancy not knowing that it is etc.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 13, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
in school i just cant eat in front of guys. i feel like ill look like a fatty and a slob but ik i wont i just feel like it. so today was the first day of school (and probably the worst first day of school i have ever had but were not going to talk about that now) and i was rly nervous and i had a lot of anxiety. i got full bangs and everyone says i should keep them and they look so cute even a few guys said it looked good but that was barley a confidence boost. i just look down all the time and they moved our lunch to the middle of 6 period(ik wtf?) so im starving and i get to lunch but the anxiety was so bad i couldnt even eat i only ate half a piece of bread! how do i chill out when it comes to eating in front of guys!?!?!?!?
noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2010, 01:04:26 PM
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 09:26:02 AM
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?eeek:
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 10:05:57 AM
QuoteMy daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?eeek:
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
Hide the willy Nick - last chance before the big day.... noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on August 14, 2010, 11:48:08 AM
QuoteMy daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?eeek:
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
Civil ceremony eh? rubschin:
Tipping the velvet then.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 14, 2010, 03:05:26 PM
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
Tipping the sack cloth me thinks if it is being done on a budget.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 08:39:30 AM
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?eeek:
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2010, 09:33:31 AM
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 09:57:26 AM
QuoteHow can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?eeek:
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2010, 10:48:16 AM
Im sure that is not London and maybe instead of using the term easy, i should use the term more open to have sex. 10 points for the best answer.
4 hours ago - 4 days left to answer.
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 08:51:13 AM
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Will my laptop still work properly, if i detach its screen?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 03:23:35 PM
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Ive got 8 sausages what can i do with them ?shutup:
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 08:40:52 AM
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 06:30:17 PM
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Can u have a pet armadillo in the uk?noooo:
if u can, how much do they cost? thanx :) x
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2010, 09:45:52 AM
QuoteWhere can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?eeek:
You could always try the local zoo, as a bonus you will also learn the Chewing Tiger Severed Penis move whistle:
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 19, 2010, 01:20:03 PM
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2010, 01:32:43 PM
QuotePlease answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?
rubschin:
On average, No.
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 03:58:39 PM
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What would happen if I put a ball of paper into the microwave?eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I need to dispose of some paper without anyone seeing it. Ever. So that means I cannot put it into the bin or throw it over the fence just in case.
So will it just make it go black and unrecognizable? Or will it catch fire? Is it safe? What will happen?
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 04:24:18 PM
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I have a coracle.
Can my normal doctor treat it or do I have to go to a special clinic?
eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 04:28:17 PM
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 04:59:35 PM
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 10:22:52 AM
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My sister has a phobia of bananas, is there anyone out there who has it too?whacky115
my sister cannot touch bananas she thinks they are disgusting, if anyone trys to make her touch a banana she has a panic attack... does anyone else have this?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2010, 10:37:16 AM
QuoteMy sister has a phobia of bananas, is there anyone out there who has it too?whacky115
my sister cannot touch bananas she thinks they are disgusting, if anyone trys to make her touch a banana she has a panic attack... does anyone else have this?
Musaphobia, brought on by excessive condom-fitting practice at school. noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 11:32:23 AM
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Who would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?whacky115
I'd pay to watch though.
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2010, 12:05:08 PM
QuoteWho would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?whacky115
I'd pay to watch though.
Oh Nick, I was hoping beyond hope that you'd given up on this crazy obsession.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
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I pump my car tyres twice week and still loses some air..why is this? thanks?Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
The 2 rear tyres always go down after a few days so i have to keep pumping the tyres
i have already put a new rim, i have cleaned them at the garage and still get the problem.
Why is this?
could someone please help
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 02:57:47 PM
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If I buy a jacket I have to say whether I want a single or double breasted is it the same for a bra?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 11:45:57 AM
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I am a 16 year old girl. How can i have some one on one fun with my horse?eeek:
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
QuoteI am a 16 year old girl. How can i have some one on one fun with my horse?eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 12:32:22 PM
Move away from the keyboard, Keep your hands where we can see them. Now lay face down on the floor, still keeping your hands where we can see them.
It'll be OK, you'll only feel a little scratch from the needle and when you wake up everything will be much better.
whacky115
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:11:57 PM
NICK!
Move away from the keyboard, Keep your hands where we can see them. Now lay face down on the floor, still keeping your hands where we can see them.
It'll be OK, you'll only feel a little prick and when you wake up everything will be much better.
whacky115
eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 01:16:55 PM
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
Will BM be there then, like?
Scrubbing up as I type
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 01:23:08 PM
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 03:24:18 PM
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What knickers are best to drum in?rubschin:
i play drums and i get sore on my bum when it gets hot. whats the best thing to stop getting a sore bum when i'm play? an ex said i should wear normal boys tanga knickers for support. how can i stop being sore when i play? and whats the best thing to do after a gig? please help!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 03:26:44 PM
Quotewhats the best thing to stop getting a sore bum when I'm play?rubschin:
I'm sure they will receive lots of helpful advice whistle:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 04, 2010, 04:30:10 PM
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
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Can anyone recommend a reputable place to get my tattoo removed in the Bristol area?shutup:
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2010, 08:01:16 PM
QuoteCan anyone recommend a reputable place to get my tattoo removed in the Bristol area?shutup:
Tittensor. Always raised a giggle when I drove through with the kids years ago
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 02:45:18 PM
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Am I entitled to compensation?Yargh:
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.
I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool
Thanks
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2010, 02:48:21 PM
QuoteAm I entitled to compensation?Yargh:
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.
I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool
Thanks
She may have a case if one of the X's in XXXXXXXL had rubbed off.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2010, 03:05:39 PM
QuoteAm I entitled to compensation?Yargh:
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.
I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool
Thanks
She may have a case if one of the X's in XXXXXXXL had rubbed off.
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 07:43:00 PM
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I have two Mangoes; what can I do with them?shutup:
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2010, 08:28:11 AM
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What bit shall i use in my horse for showjumping?
I suggested "Its legs"
redface:
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2010, 11:16:52 AM
QuoteWhat bit shall i use in my horse for showjumping?
I suggested "Its legs"
redface:
drumroll: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
Norway redface:
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:04:54 PM
QuoteWhich european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
Norway redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2010, 03:08:29 PM
QuoteWhich european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
Norway redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Freaking Yanks just have no idea do they. noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2010, 05:04:34 PM
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Would crisps in my pat launch make me fat?noooo:
I am curvy but i fancy crisps when i am in diet and can't have it. i only had in once but that's it. So would crisps everyday in my launch box make me fat?
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 07:55:39 AM
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English Perspective about a nun?eeek:
I was dating this girl for over two and a half years, like since high school, and she told me a few days ago that she wanted to become a nun.
I don't know much about catholic's or anything, but I thought you had to be a virgin to become a nun? But i know for SURE that she is not even kind of a virgin. We were together, but we had an understanding. I do my thing, she does her thing, but no kissing and we tell each other. My friend had a 3 way with her and this kid from school at this party last summer up in my parents bathroom. THAT doesn't seem like a very nunny thing to do does it? My fellow Americans have let me down in their responses. Maybe the great English could offer their thoughts.
My question is, if a girl wants to be a nun, can she have 3 ways with two other guys, one that isn't even me, in my parents bathroom and still become a nun, or do they do pre-nun tests?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2010, 07:57:23 AM
Post by: tel on October 08, 2010, 08:19:08 AM
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 01:22:43 PM
Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 01:27:43 PM
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 02:42:57 PM
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?redface:
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 02:50:21 PM
QuoteAm i to fat for legoland uk?redface:
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 02:55:15 PM
QuoteAm i to fat for legoland uk?redface:
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
Popcorn:
I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies redface:
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 02:57:18 PM
QuoteAm i to fat for legoland uk?redface:
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
Popcorn:
I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies redface:
happy001
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 03:23:23 PM
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 03:25:14 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2010, 03:25:20 PM
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
Eh? Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2010, 03:47:08 PM
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
Eh? Shrugs:
I think she thought you meant her, not the other she. noooo:
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
Eh? Shrugs:
I think she thought you meant her, not the other she. noooo:
rubschin: Surely not. But you're right, I was referring to the 'she' in the Yahoo Answer
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 03:51:11 PM
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2010, 12:57:31 PM
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But if you type for a type must be on vacation in England is well outside a brothel if you do not know the peo?whacky115
Sorry, but I would try to find and English to write a check with the automatic translator. withdrawal, if possible, I, in fact children who are not 18 years should be advised that the city may, in this sense, as the type of aircraft, I think, if an accident or you think if I type in England comes out like a toilet or a casino if you like ask around more or less like what places are more tactical and is cool to go? many thanks if you answer type
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2010, 12:58:27 PM
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 11:12:07 AM
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2010, 10:42:49 AM
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Are there any donkey shows in Niagara Falls?eeek:
Strip clubs with girls and donkeys?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 11:30:28 AM
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 03:25:19 PM
eeek: noooo:
Ignore him Miss C - it is the only way.... noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 03:43:18 PM
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
I will turn away from my computer then I won't be able to see what he is up to.
Perfect!
I SAID PERFECT!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 07:22:46 PM
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
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Has any one had an experience with an arseole exploding on an areoplane?eeek:
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 04:27:06 PM
My tube of Non-Bio Travel Wash leaked on the flight out evil: Fortunately it was stowed in a plastic bag with all the other tubes and bits of medical / travel / toiletry stuff but they needed a good hose down in the cabin washroom surrender:
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 04:29:42 PM
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 04:31:18 PM
Any, coff, battery operated appliances damaged?
No. evil: They were in the bag labelled technology corner whistle:
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
QuoteHas any one had an experience with an arseole exploding on an areoplane?eeek:
I have known a few furious pilots ~ Do they count?
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 05:01:41 PM
I got banned again surrender:
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 05:07:35 PM
We need to keep an eye on this member ~ he makes a habit of being banned from other sites! point:
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:08:30 PM
I replied to it. I said, "Do you mean arsehole or aerosol?".
I got banned again surrender:
They've never been to the Swedish pharmacy then lol:
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 05:09:05 PM
Remove top and push up bottom? whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 07:02:22 PM
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
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How do you say in German "to travel round Europe"?
I said, "Same as invade".
Banned again noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
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Why when taking photos women give better pose compare to men, we men just stand there like tree?rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 12:31:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 12:36:38 PM
Him sound like Red Indian in John Wayne Movie!
Chief Bouncing Flash say "Nikon, heap good".
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2010, 10:20:34 AM
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If they want to charge fat people for 2 plane seats why arent anorexic people given their seat for half price?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2010, 10:21:37 AM
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What can I do in Thiruvananthapuram?
My suggestion "Play Scrabble" did not meet with official approval redface:
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 10:50:28 AM
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 11:33:44 AM
QuoteWhat can I do in Thiruvananthapuram?
My suggestion "Play Scrabble" did not meet with official approval redface:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 09:56:29 AM
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Is it true that Hitler was assassinated before he killed himself?doh:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2010, 06:02:29 PM
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2010, 02:32:06 PM
I suggested "edible".
More fooking trouble noooo:
Who are these twonks?
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2010, 03:00:23 PM
Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby! eeek: The brat is 6 months old.
I suggested "edible".
More fooking trouble noooo:
Who are these twonks?
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Pirate on December 16, 2010, 10:04:39 PM
Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby! eeek: The brat is 6 months old.
I suggested "edible".
More fooking trouble noooo:
Who are these twonks?
People like you...?
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 08:06:32 PM
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Interview for Easyjet Cabin Crew?
I have an interview with easy jet tomorrow and am unsure what to expect. Has anyone been to one of these interviews or know what to expect?
Thanks :)
Helpfully, I suggested:
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If they ask you if you mind being spray tanned in the corporate colours, say not at all. Everyone else did!Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:13:38 PM
QuoteInterview for Easyjet Cabin Crew?
I have an interview with easy jet tomorrow and am unsure what to expect. Has anyone been to one of these interviews or know what to expect?
Thanks :)
Helpfully, I suggested:QuoteIf they ask you if you mind being spray tanned in the corporate colours, say not at all. Everyone else did!Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
You should have suggested that they watch every episode of that 'Airline' programme (or whatever it is called) - then apply somewhere else...
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 08:29:01 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:31:37 PM
Over to you!!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
Done! whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
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WILL I FIT ON AN AIRPLANE SEAT?
HELLO MY NAME IS ERICKA AND I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I WILL FIT ON AN AIRPLANE. I AM 5'6 I WEIGH ABOUT 285 TO 290!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN ONTO AN AIRPLANE BEFORE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT AND PLEASE NO RUDE COMMENTS.
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
SO I see! Perhaps you can angel1 help with this one tooQuoteWILL I FIT ON AN AIRPLANE SEAT?
HELLO MY NAME IS ERICKA AND I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I WILL FIT ON AN AIRPLANE. I AM 5'6 I WEIGH ABOUT 285 TO 290!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN ONTO AN AIRPLANE BEFORE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT AND PLEASE NO RUDE COMMENTS.
Link please! whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 09:20:35 PM
I recommended liposuction angel1
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:25:09 PM
Lazy bones!
I recommended liposuction angel1
I couldn't find it! Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2010, 11:18:42 PM
I recommended Liposuction
Lithuanian state airline?
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2010, 07:06:07 AM
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Yahoo! Answers: Your answer has been chosen as the best answer
happy001
Here (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2010, 08:57:32 AM
I see only one person voted too rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Best answer of two eh, very impresive Barman worthy:
I see only one person voted too rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Nick prolly.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2010, 12:26:40 PM
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Foods from Portugal or Greenland?
We are having a themed new years party and each couple have to supply traditional bite sized food samples from differet countries. Can anyone give me ideas for food and drink from Portugal and Greenland?
I suggested buying a whale and stuffing it with shellfish redface:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 07:09:17 PM
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I'm 4'11". what are my chances of being a character in the walt disney world college program?shutup:
SHould I say it? No I mustn't shutup:
I really really mustn't. shutup:
Damn, I said it redface:
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
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How were horses invented and who invented them?whacky115
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 05:11:04 PM
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
eeek:
Christus - you're as mad as he is.... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:23:58 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
And you... whacky115
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:28:54 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
And you... whacky115
::) Spoil sport. Get back behind the bar and give us a top up, it was the Sancerre, yes the expensive one ;)
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:29:49 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
And you... whacky115
::) Spoil sport. Get back behind the bar and give us a top up, it was the Sancerre, yes the expensive one ;)
We're out of that... I have some nice stuff from Lidl... whistle:
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:34:04 PM
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:37:58 PM
Not that Austrian Anti-Freeze you bought a pallet load of? noooo:
Um... no.... redface:
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:44:11 PM
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
lol: lol: lol:
No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like... whistle:
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:57:53 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
lol: lol: lol:
No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like... whistle:
Hmmm, which vintage?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1neuvazc4%2FScreen_shot_2011_01_11_at_17_56_38.jpg&hash=329be2387e19a3497e1f94ab9f4ca833650a22ef) (http://postimage.org/image/1neuvazc4/)
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
lol: lol: lol:
No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like... whistle:
Hmmm, which vintage?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1neuvazc4%2FScreen_shot_2011_01_11_at_17_56_38.jpg&hash=329be2387e19a3497e1f94ab9f4ca833650a22ef) (http://postimage.org/image/1neuvazc4/)
From Chile... €2.99... redface:
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 06:13:23 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 06:45:36 PM
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2011, 06:48:17 PM
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 06:50:55 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 06:53:19 PM
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 07:02:41 PM
evil: It might be scary and in need of a little attention here and there but on the whole it keeps me upright. cloud9:
I'm pouring, I'm pouring! scared2:
Post by: Just One More on January 11, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Aah, "fortification". doh:
I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Aah, "fortification". doh:
I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 10:11:24 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Aah, "fortification". doh:
I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
It's a castlette, not sure if it should be named Cretin Towers or Creant Towers. I can feel a virtual house warming party coming on.
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2011, 05:54:59 PM
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What profession should i choose, help?
maybe a veterinarian. if i'm good at biology and chemistry, but not at physic and math.i would really like something included with animals, .. thanks
It would appear the "butcher" was not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 06:19:10 PM
QuoteWhat profession should i choose, help?
maybe a veterinarian. if i'm good at biology and chemistry, but not at physic and math.i would really like something included with animals, .. thanks
It would appear the "butcher" was not an acceptable answer redface:
I thought you were bizzy? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2011, 06:21:35 PM
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 06:24:05 PM
Not now you big mong, just all night
All right, all right... keep yer ginger hair on... ::)
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
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Help, finding it very hard to come up with a catchy name for my new home based travel agency?
It seems "Get Lost" was not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:43:29 AM
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 08:13:24 AM
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 08:17:13 AM
Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2011, 12:33:57 PM
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LADIES! If you were in a coma would you prefer your husband sleep with your unconscious body or another woman?
LADIES!
Let's say you are happily married...have an accident...and fall into a coma...days pass...months pass...YEARS pass...your lifeless body is on Life Support with no sign of a recovery...
Do you expect your husband to stand by your side? Would you allow him to start sleeping with other women? Or do you consent to your husband making-love to your unconscious body?
"Some of us have been doing that for years" appears to be an unacceptable answer redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 01, 2011, 06:24:28 PM
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?whacky115
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2011, 10:10:54 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2011, 03:12:00 PM
QuoteHas anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?whacky115
I think I did once but it wasn't much fun as far as I can remember.
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2011, 10:02:23 AM
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
QuoteDid you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?eeek:
Tell them yes, you married the dog.
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2011, 11:24:49 AM
QuoteDid you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?eeek:
Tell them yes, you married the dog.
eeek:
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2011, 10:17:01 AM
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Traveling With: Washing Machine QUESTION?whacky115 whacky115
I want to take a washing machine with me abroad to a foreign country. I want to know what circumstances i have to face and if i am allowed to do this.
Its 50cm's in height approx.
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2011, 10:31:18 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2011, 03:08:57 PM
Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?
Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)
Oh Miss C - you're very mixed-up aren't you...? happy100
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2011, 03:45:43 PM
One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 09:25:16 AM
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What if your fiance say's she wants to wait till we're married to have sex, after we already had sex?whacky115
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2011, 10:03:59 AM
Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.
One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
rubschin:
Marshmallow rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 10:05:08 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2011, 10:06:20 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2011, 05:34:03 PM
Popping Candy then rubschin:#
I gave some of that to my dog once, she went a bit mental jumping around but not as mental as when I gave her a golf ball and having chewed the casing of the elastic started pinging in her mouth. She kept going back for more.
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
We lived by a golf course redface:
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
The first golf balls had feathers in them but most modern ones have latex or cork.
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2011, 05:44:46 PM
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?
We lived by a golf course redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
So did we! Which hole?
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2011, 06:09:57 PM
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?
We lived by a golf course redface:
I lived by a golf course in South Wales. This one in fact.
http://www.dpgc.co.uk/
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fauvlc4h0%2Fgolf_club.jpg&hash=e8151bdd0d858048f656943279763f8080b9a6e6) (http://postimage.org/image/auvlc4h0/)
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2011, 06:14:21 PM
@ Snoopy: No the 4th angel1
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2011, 06:53:31 PM
Some of us seem to have something in common scared2:
@ Snoopy: No the 4th angel1
I use to live 100yds from the 12th hole on Swinton Park golf club eeek:
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 07:05:52 PM
Here.
They were crap but really up themselves. ::)
We got broken windows a lot.
I used to go up there on a Saturday with a bucket of golf balls and flog them back at 2/6d each angel1
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:35:18 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 05:42:21 PM
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:42:50 PM
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2011, 05:44:53 PM
They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they? I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now. eveilgrin:
I think he's messed with their minds enough don't you...? noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:49:02 PM
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2011, 05:53:08 PM
I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in noooo:
happy001
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 07:53:47 PM
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Can someone help me put this in my own words?whacky115
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 06:56:29 PM
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im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?shutup:
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2011, 09:58:40 AM
Quoteim setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?shutup:
You could have replied 68ers... you suck mine and I owe you one. whistle:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2011, 11:37:51 AM
On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes. Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'. I think I might have set my expectations too high. noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2011, 11:55:21 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2011, 01:45:30 PM
On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes.
Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'.
I hope you replied "Chips in their Jackets" whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2011, 10:14:35 AM
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PLEASE HELP I'm terrified to have sex with my Boyfriend because of this :(?whacky115
Okay...so some time ago, I heard about this story...it was this boy and this girl. They were both boyfriend and girlfriend, and they both loved eachother. Anyway, they had decided to have sex, so they did...Everything was going well, until (I'm actually shuddering whilst typing this) something went wrong, a muscle-tension or lock-up happened, and the boy's thighs criss-crossed around this girl's throat so tightly..that it killed her. They were not doing any weird positions and they weren't into any strangling games as it mentioned in the article. This was merely an accident.. Okay I have a MASSIVE phobia of suffocation/strangulation so just the thought of this is making me want to cry.Why do girls still have sex with boys if everytime they risk having a similar fate to that poor girl- who probably died in agony?! What if I did have sex and it happened to me? How would I escape from it? Can you escape from it? I never want to have sex..I just don't know how to tell my boyfriend about this. What can I do? :( everytime I even LOOK at a boys legs I shudder..Someone fricken' DIED between those. Out of all the ways to die I DO NOT want to die like that poor girl did..I'm absaloutely terrified..please help..
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2011, 08:21:36 PM
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My teenage daughter walked in on us having sex?Popcorn:
ONLY MATURE COMMENTS PLEASE!
I feel slightly weird talking about this but i honestly don't know what to do?
Basically i have a teenage daughter who is 14 and last week we had the house to ourselves as we hardly ever do. My son was out with his mates and my daughter was at a sleepover with her mates, knowing we had the house to ourselves my husband wanted to act out one of his fantasies on me (which was very strong if you know what i mean) so i let him.
Not knowing that my daughter had come home as her best friend who was having the sleepover became ill and her parents sent everyone home. Me and my husband were in the living room and she walked in on us.
I have never been so mortified in my entire life.
My daughter is now refusing to talk to either of us and says she never will. Told us that we are disgusting and only animals behave like us, that we have now officially put her off boys for LIFE, and stated that she will never look at the same again.
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2011, 09:57:10 PM
All kids seem unaware that they wouldn't be here if not for the "GROSS" sexual activities of their parents.
I once asked the THW if she really though we found her under a gooseberry bush but she still maintains that for us to have sex is "Disgusting".
Meanwhile she is happy to screw her brains out at every opportunity but that is different apparently ..... She'll learn.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2011, 10:08:11 PM
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 11:34:08 AM
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I want to start my travel agency . I dont know from where to book tickets , hotel and packages from.?noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2011, 01:37:44 PM
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Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?noooo:
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2011, 03:17:56 PM
An American writes:QuoteLast minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?noooo:
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
You've posted that one before like.... ::)
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2011, 03:33:08 PM
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2011, 04:22:22 PM
That was a different chap. This is another thicko
Oh... rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2011, 04:40:47 PM
An American writes:QuoteLast minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?noooo:
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
I'd be tempted to advise that all can be found in London using the postcodes ...
W = Wales
NW = North Wales
SE = Scotland East
SW = Scotland bordering Wales eveilgrin:
Oh, and Paris can be found in Soho. 69, Berwick Street, top floor flat whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
An American writes:QuoteLast minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?noooo:
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
I'd be tempted to advise that all can be found in London using the postcodes ...
W = Wales
NW = North Wales
SE = Scotland East
SW = Scotland bordering Wales eveilgrin:
Oh, and Paris can be found in Soho. 69, Berwick Street, top floor flat whistle:
eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2011, 09:33:18 AM
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Is there a quick technique for realistically painting rice pudding?
I think I am about to get banned again redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2011, 10:22:13 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2011, 02:23:12 PM
All I did was post a poll...
Are the mods muslim?
Yes.
No.
No just scared.
Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2011, 03:12:41 PM
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2011, 07:59:27 PM
Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum. He until tomorrow me until the 11th. We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.
All I did was post a poll...
Are the mods muslim?
Yes.
No.
No just scared.
Shrugs:
So you come here where one wears a bucket on his head, one thinks he is a Beagle and the third is currently starring in "The Lady Vanishes"
Perfectly normal! razz:
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2011, 08:45:37 AM
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Where do the stars above Ireland go during the day?whacky115
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2011, 08:46:44 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 09, 2011, 09:19:15 AM
Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum. He until tomorrow me until the 11th. We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.
All I did was post a poll...
Are the mods muslim?
Yes.
No.
No just scared.
Shrugs:
So you come here where one wears a bucket on his head, one thinks he is a Beagle and the third is currently starring in "The Lady Vanishes"
Perfectly normal! razz:
Oh yes this is home from home. cloud9:
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2011, 02:48:36 PM
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Please some one help its mastastubration problem!!!?noooo:
I used to be a good footballer but when i started mastubration it becomes the reason my downfall in soccer. Its been two years since i have mastubrate. I cannot concentrate properly in the match. When someone pass me the ball i waste that pass and my dribbling and my the strength of my limbs and legs have also been decresed. I have lost my alertness,mentality and tatical awareness of the match. I used to be a very good sprinter but because of mastubration i haven lost my confidence,stamina, and my leg power. Please some one help me.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2011, 09:40:15 PM
Wayne Rooney asks:QuotePlease some one help its mastastubration problem!!!?noooo:
I used to be a good footballer but when i started mastubration it becomes the reason my downfall in soccer. Its been two years since i have mastubrate. I cannot concentrate properly in the match. When someone pass me the ball i waste that pass and my dribblingand my the strength of my limbs and legs have also been decresed. I have lost my alertness,mentality and tatical awareness of the match. I used to be a very good sprinter but because of mastubration i haven lost my confidence,stamina, and my leg power. Please some one help me.
happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 04:30:19 PM
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Different customs when abroad?point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
QuoteDifferent customs when abroad?point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
happy001
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2011, 06:54:11 PM
QuoteDifferent customs when abroad?point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
happy001
Well, if god has seen her and not seen fit to strike her down with a lightening bolt she should be OK. angel1
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2011, 06:38:29 AM
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2011, 07:14:14 AM
When it comes on TV there may be a lot of other people watching her "portion" eyes:
lol:
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:51:06 AM
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What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?eeek:
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2011, 09:07:21 AM
QuoteWhat's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?eeek:
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 10:55:39 AM
QuoteWhat's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?eeek:
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek: eeek:
The correct answer is "More than you can afford on your pocket money"
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2011, 12:26:56 PM
QuoteWhat's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?eeek:
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek: eeek:
The correct answer is "More than you can afford on your pocket money"
More than Matron will let you spend?
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 05:47:28 PM
QuoteDifferent customs when abroad?point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
happy001
Well, if god has seen her and not seen fit to strike her down with a lightening bolt she should be OK. angel1
SHe has received an answer
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Following to German law you cannot as you have signed the agreement giving consent being enthusiastic. You should know that this can be used anywhere with wrong motives too hence would taken care while removing your pants ?
However you can submit the petition with special remarks that being new entrant never knew it about the reception of pixiled objects and should restrict to expose the nudity in the interest of civic society
It really is a different world in there noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 02:28:51 PM
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 02:30:13 PM
QuoteIs it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?eeek:
An easy mistake to make ~ Most Australians are Pr*cks! happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:28:47 PM
QuoteIs it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?eeek:
An easy mistake to make ~ Most Australians are Pr*cks! happy001 happy001 happy001
happy088
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 12:56:42 PM
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Ibiza Spain is the Island known for what?
My answer
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In 654 BCE Phoenician settlers founded a port in the Balearic Islands, as Ibossim (from the Phoenician iboshim dedicated to the god of the music and dance Bes).[9] It was later known to Romans as "Ebusus". The Greeks, who came to Ibiza during the time of the Phoenicians, were the first to call the two islands of Ibiza and Formentera the Pityûssai (Πιτυοῦσσαι, "pine-covered islands"; a translation of the Phoenician name).[10] With the decline of Phoenicia after the Assyrian invasions, Ibiza came under the control of Carthage, also a former Phoenician colony. The island produced dye, salt, fish sauce (garum), and wool.
A shrine with offerings to the goddess Tanit was established in the cave at Es Culleram, and the rest of the Balearic Islands entered Eivissa's commercial orbit after 400 BC. Ibiza was a major trading post along the Mediterranean routes. Ibiza began establishing its own trading stations along the nearby Balearic island of Majorca such as Na Guardis, from which large quantities of renowned Balearic slingers were hired as mercenaries who fought for Carthage.
During the Second Punic War, the island was assaulted by the two Scipio brothers in 209 BC but remained loyal to Carthage. With Carthaginian military luck running out on the Iberian mainland, Ibiza was last used by the fleeing Carthaginian General Mago to gather supplies and men before sailing to Minorca and then to Liguria. Ibiza negotiated a favorable treaty with the Romans, which spared Ibiza from further destruction and allowed it to continue its Carthaginian-Punic institutions well into the Empire days, when it became an official Roman municipality. For this reason, Ibiza today offers excellent examples of late Carthaginian-Punic civilization. During the Roman Empire, the island became a quiet imperial outpost, removed from the important trading routes of the time.
It would appear that this was not what she was looking for Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 01:01:19 PM
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Is the route from Rome to Ancona dangerous?noooo:
I'm about to travel to Italy and I heard that the route from rome to ancona is dangerous as you have to go through the Andes. If you know anything about it please tell me! Thank you!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2011, 03:01:23 PM
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Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2011, 03:10:58 PM
I have just answered a dozen .... all as thick as pigsh*t.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2011, 07:11:09 PM
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 02:42:35 PM
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Is Deep Fried Insects available in Krabi? Is it widely available throughout krabi?
Thank you.
A food of wrongness? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 11:11:44 AM
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If muslims had pubs like we do in Britain?redface:
would they just sit around drinking and moaning and stop blowing things up and stoning people?
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 11:46:21 AM
I am blaming a big boy called Nick for leading me astray.
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 08:48:41 PM
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?Banghead
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 05:58:44 AM
QuoteWhich country in northern africa is a dictatorship?Banghead
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 03:41:42 PM
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?
Apparently "Set fire to your house and wait five minutes" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 31, 2011, 03:52:35 PM
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 03:59:53 PM
QuoteWhere can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?
Apparently "Set fire to your house and wait five minutes" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 05:30:47 PM
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?
It seems that "Yes, eat there and save money on lighting" is not the right answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:05:01 PM
Quoteare there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?
It seems that "Yes, eat there and save money on lighting" is not the right answer redface:
nonono:
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 11:27:30 AM
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on April 05, 2011, 12:25:09 PM
QuoteCan outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?rubschin:
Answer: No, it has to be in cider.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 05, 2011, 12:27:38 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 12:29:14 PM
QuoteCan outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?rubschin:
Answer: No, it has to be in cider.
Oi thats my joke ... eeek:
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 12:29:26 PM
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 03:52:47 PM
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Will Disneyland ask to see my child?
My son is 2.5, but he looks like hes 4. We will be staying at a hotel across the street and will be walking. My concern is that the time we plan on going is around my sons naptime and he probably will be asleep in his stroller. I put a blanket over the stroller to block sunlight, but when I go through the gates, will they ask to take a peep at him to verify his age? Hes tall for his age and his feet stuck out from the bottom.
Apparently "That is quite an unusual deformity" was not the right answer redface:
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 05:42:03 PM
Oh but of course they are Americans so they are going for the "Adults". ::)
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 09:09:59 AM
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What is a powerful, dramatic song for me to walk down the aisle to?
It seems that Ride of the Valkyries is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 03:20:01 PM
It seems that 'a flame thrower' was not an acceptable answer. redface:
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 03:51:51 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 04:00:27 PM
QuoteIs the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 05:00:57 PM
QuoteIs the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2011, 05:03:55 PM
QuoteIs the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
QuoteIs the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
A mong ..lol....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 05:32:37 PM
QuoteIs the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
Starting a Sentence With And
In the 1700s it was perfectly acceptable to start sentences with a conjunction. And it is becoming increasingly prevalent again now. But why use a conjunction to start a sentence? There are many advantages:
It maintains an easy, conversational style.
It preserves a link between sentences, whilst still delivering in a short, punchy vein. (Great for on-line writing).
It reduces the need for long, wordy compound sentences.
It is not grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with 'or', 'and' or 'but', and never has been, although it used to be discouraged. Now, thanks to the advent of email, and the proliferation of blogs and other on-line resources, public acceptance is much more forthcoming.
Read more at Suite101: Grammar – Starting a Sentence With Or, And or But: Is it Acceptable to Use Conjunctions at the Beginning of Sentences? http://www.suite101.com/content/grammar-starting-a-sentence-with-or-and-or-but-a74404#ixzz1IlVi162V
A very old trendy person? whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 06:48:40 PM
QuoteIs the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?Banghead
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
Starting a Sentence With And
In the 1700s it was perfectly acceptable to start sentences with a conjunction. And it is becoming increasingly prevalent again now. But why use a conjunction to start a sentence? There are many advantages:
It maintains an easy, conversational style.
It preserves a link between sentences, whilst still delivering in a short, punchy vein. (Great for on-line writing).
It reduces the need for long, wordy compound sentences.
It is not grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with 'or', 'and' or 'but', and never has been, although it used to be discouraged. Now, thanks to the advent of email, and the proliferation of blogs and other on-line resources, public acceptance is much more forthcoming.
Read more at Suite101: Grammar – Starting a Sentence With Or, And or But: Is it Acceptable to Use Conjunctions at the Beginning of Sentences? http://www.suite101.com/content/grammar-starting-a-sentence-with-or-and-or-but-a74404#ixzz1IlVi162V
A very old trendy person? whistle:
Or a mong! point:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 07:14:47 PM
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:19:58 PM
lol
Mong2 point:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
This name calling really is getting personal noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 07:24:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 07:25:56 PM
Mangetout eeek:
This name calling really is getting personal noooo: noooo: noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 07:26:42 PM
Mangetout eeek:
This name calling really is getting personal noooo: noooo: noooo:
That's just taking the peas ... redface:
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 07:40:49 PM
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Any good tips for traveling?
So I'm travelling tomorrow night to San Francisco and then to LA and I really want some beauty tips, as I always breakout and feel super tired at planes.My eyes are always red and my hair has a lot of frizz. Any good tips?
It appears that "Put a bag over your head" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
QuoteAny good tips for traveling?
So I'm travelling tomorrow night to San Francisco and then to LA and I really want some beauty tips, as I always breakout and feel super tired at planes.My eyes are always red and my hair has a lot of frizz. Any good tips?
It appears that "Put a bag over your head" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2011, 10:10:37 AM
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When scientists visited Titanic in that sub thing, were there any survivorsnoooo:
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 08:28:27 AM
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Can someone help me & give me info on VISAS...here is my details?
I would like a visa please.
Here is my bank details:
Brendan Wills
Bendigo Bank Limited
Account Number: 126135326
BSB: 633000
Pin: 6182
thanks
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2011, 08:30:10 AM
QuoteCan someone help me & give me info on VISAS...here is my details?
I would like a visa please.
Here is my bank details:
Brendan Wills
Bendigo Bank Limited
Account Number: 126135326
BSB: 633000
Pin: 6182
thanks
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
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I'm terrified of flying and will be flying next week. Please help.?
I have been afraid of flying for years, especially after the events of September 11th. I know flying is the safest form of travel, but I feel superstitious because I've had numerous nightmares about plane crashes. I have flown a few times, but never on a flight longer than 2 hours. Next week I will be taking four flights with a combination of 14 hours in the air. I am really scared and unable to calm my nerves. I know it is not based on logic but when I picture getting on a plane I am completely terrified. Any words of wisdom would help. I just feel like it's unnatural and I don't like giving up total control. I plane to take xanex to calm my nerves but I worry about freaking out since this flight is so much longer than I'm used to. Take off is the most difficult for me. I seem to be okay in the air altough this is much longer than I'm used to. Landing is actually very comforting because it's finally over.
It appears that "You are mistaken, landing can be VERY dangerous" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2011, 03:49:46 PM
QuoteI'm terrified of flying and will be flying next week. Please help.?
I have been afraid of flying for years, especially after the events of September 11th. I know flying is the safest form of travel, but I feel superstitious because I've had numerous nightmares about plane crashes. I have flown a few times, but never on a flight longer than 2 hours. Next week I will be taking four flights with a combination of 14 hours in the air. I am really scared and unable to calm my nerves. I know it is not based on logic but when I picture getting on a plane I am completely terrified. Any words of wisdom would help. I just feel like it's unnatural and I don't like giving up total control. I plane to take xanex to calm my nerves but I worry about freaking out since this flight is so much longer than I'm used to. Take off is the most difficult for me. I seem to be okay in the air altough this is much longer than I'm used to. Landing is actually very comforting because it's finally over.
It appears that "You are mistaken, landing can be VERY dangerous" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 09:41:46 AM
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I want to make a scrapbook of EVERYTHING pertaining to my wedding, is it possible to collect a lock of hymen?whacky115
This day is special to me. I think of it like how new mothers would think of taking their baby to get it's first haircut---they sometimes get a lock of hair and keep it.
Can I get a lock of hymen and keep it..Has anyone ever done this?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 09:51:30 AM
eeek: whacky115 happy001 happy001QuoteI want to make a scrapbook of EVERYTHING pertaining to my wedding, is it possible to collect a lock of hymen?whacky115
This day is special to me. I think of it like how new mothers would think of taking their baby to get it's first haircut---they sometimes get a lock of hair and keep it.
Can I get a lock of hymen and keep it..Has anyone ever done this?
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 11:09:48 AM
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
angel1
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 11:46:27 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 12:08:33 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 12:31:18 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
Words failed you eh Miss C?
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 01:05:48 PM
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?whacky115
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 01:22:33 PM
QuoteDoes morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?whacky115
-. ---
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 01:24:18 PM
QuoteDoes morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?whacky115
-. ---
lol: lol: lol: ;)
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 01:25:39 PM
QuoteDoes morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?whacky115
-. ---
rubschin: Can't get the dot in the right place so the answer is:
dash dot / dash dash dash
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 01:28:24 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 04:26:30 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
Words failed you eh Miss C?
I fear that they must have done Snoops, it's so long ago now I can't remember anyway. redface: noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2011, 02:30:24 PM
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I heard fart noises when my hubby was in the toilet and am not attracted to him as i was before?
is it mean to feel thise way?
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2011, 03:49:44 PM
LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet... redface:
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2011, 04:19:27 PM
::)
LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet... redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
::)
LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet... redface:
I think you mean LL doesn't ONLY hear them when I am in the toilet
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:36:33 PM
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:40:06 PM
I think he means that LL doesn't hear them only when he is in the toilet.
Oh I give up! Banghead
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
......... BM blames the hound!
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2011, 04:47:45 PM
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
......... BM blames the hound!
whistle:
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2011, 08:41:39 PM
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?whacky115
Hi, im bryon.
My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2011, 08:54:26 PM
Quote11 year old transgender air flight procedures?whacky115
Hi, im bryon.
My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
I'd answer:
"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"
happy088
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2011, 06:39:37 AM
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Throwing a wedding for some horses. Ideas?eeek:
No, you read the title correctly.
My friend is throwing a birthday party for her female miniature horse (Miand) and will later have a wedding for Miand & Shadow, her fiance.
I understand how you are all probably rather confused, but we are just odd people.
So Thoughts for horse friendly of the following would be dandy, as well as other ideas! :
Wedding Cake
Horse Tuxedo
Horse Wedding dress
And I would love pictures if possible :)
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 06:43:36 AM
Quote11 year old transgender air flight procedures?whacky115
Hi, im bryon.
My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
I'd answer:
"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"
happy088
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2011, 07:21:01 AM
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?
It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2011, 07:57:15 AM
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 02:45:15 PM
QuoteSt Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?
It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001 happy001 happy001
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2011, 09:02:53 PM
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?whacky115
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2011, 10:07:16 PM
QuoteHow much does it cost to rent a midget?whacky115
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
No limbs ..........wait for bob a job week ...........
Post by: Pastis on April 22, 2011, 04:01:15 PM
QuoteHow much does it cost to rent a midget?whacky115
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
"Go for limbless. Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg 8)"
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2011, 12:00:55 AM
QuoteHow much does it cost to rent a midget?whacky115
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
"Go for limbless. Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg 8)"
drumroll:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2011, 09:02:01 AM
happy001 happy001QuoteHow much does it cost to rent a midget?whacky115
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
"Go for limbless. Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg 8)"
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2011, 07:46:00 AM
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Walking down the aisle?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
So my daddy is not going to be there b/c my parents got divorced when I was 9. i don't have any uncles or cousins to walk me down. Would it be okay if my dog Sadie walked me down the aisle. My soon to be Husband does not have any men that can walk me down. My mama can't walk me down b/c she can't go( medical reasons).
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2011, 07:49:38 AM
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 07:46:53 AM
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Sisters Due Date on MY Wedding?eeek:
So I'm more than livid right now. I'm 25 and have been engaged to my lovely fiance for over a year now after dating him more than 5 years. We have our wedding planned for July 23- Just 3 months from now. My 15 year old sister has just told us she's pregnant and has known since she was 2 months along .. but was scared to tell us! ... Guess what? She' due JULY 23!! -- We can't change the date as all the invites were sent months ago, and people will be coming from Europe to attend this wedding as well and have all booked flights already - Also the Venue we booked has a 2 year waiting list which is why we had to wait over a year and a half to get married in the 1st place. I can't be happy for my sister. She's always been a spoiled brat and now she's even ruining my wedding! MY DAY! Not hers! She of course won't be coming to the wedding any more (and she was a planned bridesmaid) - If she goes into labor on her due date my parents will be in quite a position and i'm sure all the attention will be brought on her. What should I do to calm myself down from this? I feel like punching my sister square in the stomache right now! :(
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:48:39 AM
Post by: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 07:51:47 AM
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 08:54:44 AM
The baby's prolly his anyway eveilgrin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 10:09:56 AM
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my dissertation is based on my belief that time doesn't exist?
It seems that "How long will it take you to write it?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 10:12:12 AM
Quotemy dissertation is based on my belief that time doesn't exist?
It seems that "How long will it take you to write it?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 03:09:37 PM
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British Airways safety measures?
Can't find much info on the site.
It seems that "First class passengers get parachutes" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 08:03:13 AM
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?sick2:
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2011, 08:47:30 AM
QuoteMy signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?sick2:
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
How about "Nuptual Emetic"
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2011, 09:05:02 AM
lol: ExcellentQuoteMy signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?sick2:
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
How about "Nuptual Emetic"
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?eeek:
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2011, 09:08:08 AM
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2011, 09:10:23 AM
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2011, 10:55:08 AM
QuoteIs Kate Middleton really a virgin?eeek:
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
QuoteIs Kate Middleton really a virgin?eeek:
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:08:51 PM
QuoteIs Kate Middleton really a virgin?eeek:
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
Like his uncle Edward? whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2011, 07:56:07 AM
QuoteIs Kate Middleton really a virgin?eeek:
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
Like his uncle Edward? whistle:
I couldn't possibly comment... Gayer:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 11:47:39 AM
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?doh:
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 11:56:30 AM
QuoteWas General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?doh:
happy001 And I bet it wuz a Yank who asked!
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2011, 05:18:22 PM
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Does Royal Carribean Cruise line perform baptisms?whacky115
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 05:41:37 PM
Post them this and let the silly b@st@rds chew on it.
Baptism has no standing in Law and is not necessary. It is however a rite adopted by many branches of Christianity that involves a ritual washing away of sins. Some Christians (Salvation Army and Quakers for example) do not believe it to be necessary. Others insist upon it as a condition of acceptance into their particular church (See Anglicans and Roman Catholics as an example). In the latter case there is often a further ritual (Confirmation) involved.
In some sects the baptism involves total immersion in water whilst others are content with only a partial immersion, often a simple pouring of water over the head of the one being baptised. There is actually no need for the presence of a priest and any Christian may baptise anyone who wishes it.
Once you have understood this the simple answer to the question is NO! The Royal Caribbean Line do not themselves baptise anyone but who wants an entire shipping line to baptise anyone? Of course a baptism may take place during a cruise on one of their ships and they would never know. Some cruise ships do carry a priest and if not the captain may be willing to perform the ceremony if he is himself a Christian and if you are desperate to have someone in a uniform to run the show but you can do it yourself if you so wish.
Post by: Pastis on May 15, 2011, 05:52:43 PM
Go to Royal Caribbean and ask them, feckwit Banghead
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 06:07:04 PM
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 06:11:08 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2011, 06:23:27 PM
QuoteTo go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?noooo:
Not yet but you may do very soon it Alex Salmond has his way whistle:
Post by: barmisspah? on May 16, 2011, 02:39:03 PM
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 02:45:58 PM
One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 09:12:51 AM
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Planning a road trip?rubschin:
Where should I visit?
The best things to do there?
Restaurants?
Thanks in advance!!
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2011, 05:41:47 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1ct7l6fxg%2Ftwatt.jpg&hash=2992cfa5f074119ddd7f11405771f7e4486b6c37) (http://postimage.org/image/1ct7l6fxg/)
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 06:26:55 AM
Ooh, I know, I know
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2011, 10:01:35 PM
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What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?rubschin:
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 05:46:47 AM
"Barman takes the Mickey"QuoteWhat film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?rubschin:
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 05:47:43 AM
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 06:09:22 AM
"Barman takes the Mickey"QuoteWhat film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?rubschin:
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
lol: lol: lol: lol:
evil:
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2011, 08:06:05 PM
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My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?
It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer. redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 08:29:02 PM
drumroll:QuoteMy husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?
It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer. redface:
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2011, 10:30:26 PM
QuoteMy husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?
It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 06:09:16 PM
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Do I need A Levels to become a Pediatric Oncologist?doh:
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
QuoteDo I need A Levels to become a Pediatric Oncologist?doh:
Just a bag of sweets?
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 06:54:28 PM
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 06:53:04 AM
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Who is this girl in england?noooo:
I was in London last day I wear a pink Sailor Moon bag and I wear big late 70's glasses and I was in the undergound train in London when this girl ask me "where did you get your bag?" and she told me she liked Sailor Moon like I do... I want to know who this person is, she had glasses and long hair.
my Name is Samuel by the way if you are her
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 07:15:14 AM
QuoteWho is this girl in england?noooo:
I was in London last day I wear a pink Sailor Moon bag and I wear big late 70's glasses and I was in the undergound train in London when this girl ask me "where did you get your bag?" and she told me she liked Sailor Moon like I do... I want to know who this person is, she had glasses and long hair.
my Name is Samuel by the way if you are her
What a complete, utter mong... noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 30, 2011, 08:33:01 AM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 02:37:31 PM
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What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?whacky115
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 03:05:14 PM
QuoteWhat was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?whacky115
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
So what was your helpful reply?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 03:51:08 PM
QuoteWhat was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?whacky115
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
So what was your helpful reply?
Mine would have been no. eveilgrin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2011, 05:32:24 PM
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2011, 10:08:45 AM
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? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?Banghead
? grammar ? spelling help please
I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..
could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2011, 10:18:36 AM
Quote? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?Banghead
? grammar ? spelling help please
I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..
could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
A fish called Wonder. ::)
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2011, 09:37:05 AM
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Are you called Alexandria and do you live in LA?
I am looking for you!
It seems that, "Yes, send money. I am pregnant with your triplets" is not an acceptable answer. redface:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2011, 07:45:43 PM
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What are the odds of Amy Winehouse killing herself? Do you feel any sympathy? Or just revulsion?
"if only she had turned to CHRIST instead of cocaine"
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 09:23:10 AM
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Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?eeek:
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:30:01 AM
QuoteDenmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?eeek:
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
When are you off Nick...? lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 09:45:40 AM
QuoteDenmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?eeek:
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
When are you off Nick...? lol: lol: lol:
Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type. razz:
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:46:24 AM
QuoteDenmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?eeek:
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
When are you off Nick...? lol: lol: lol:
Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type. razz:
;D
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 09:50:12 AM
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 09:51:31 AM
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:54:53 AM
I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks angel1
Ginger mong! point:
To be honest, I read it as Danish Pastry and couldn't understand it for a bit.... redface:
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 10:09:26 AM
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 10:13:26 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 11:17:10 AM
Nick is Mr Pastry? eeek:Pastry brain! happy002
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2011, 12:25:36 PM
Nick is Mr Pastry? eeek:Pastry brain! happy002
Doh! redface:
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
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Do you wear your glasses in the plane?confused2:
So I have 2 pairs of glasses, one for distance and one for reading and up close. The problem is that I don't take my bag in the plane and I don't want to keep my glasses in my pockets because I am scared I might break them. I can not wear them both on my head either. I am taking 7 pairs of glasses in total. My 2 pairs, my daughters reading glasses, my husbands bifocals, my husbands reading glasses and my spare glasses and my husbands varifocals. My family has quote bad eyesight but they don't wear glasses all the time and usually I keep the glasses in the car. Do you think I should carry them in a bag?
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 10:46:47 AM
QuoteDo you wear your glasses in the plane?confused2:
So I have 2 pairs of glasses, one for distance and one for reading and up close. The problem is that I don't take my bag in the plane and I don't want to keep my glasses in my pockets because I am scared I might break them. I can not wear them both on my head either. I am taking 7 pairs of glasses in total. My 2 pairs, my daughters reading glasses, my husbands bifocals, my husbands reading glasses and my spare glasses and my husbands varifocals. My family has quote bad eyesight but they don't wear glasses all the time and usually I keep the glasses in the car. Do you think I should carry them in a bag?
She is not safe to be let out ~ Inform the asylum management immediately.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2011, 09:31:53 AM
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2011, 12:09:45 PM
From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
She's taking the Mickey surely?
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2011, 12:10:40 PM
From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
She's taking the Mickey surely?
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2011, 12:30:53 PM
From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
She's taking the Mickey surely?
Every one a gem Darwin! happy088
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2011, 01:00:11 PM
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
razz:
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 10:10:48 AM
Don't encourage him otherwise he will open all of the Christmas crackers looking for more suitable howlers. Matron has only just finished tidying up the last lot he found. noooo:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 10:15:41 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
Excellent! happy002
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2011, 10:41:52 AM
Fecking Yanks have no idea of anything beyond their own borders.
I suppose this one at least knows that the Europe is not like the US but why do they still think everything should be done the way it is in the US? It's them as is different NOT us!
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 10:59:40 AM
I'll give 'em twenty minutes tops .... from leaving the passport control before they get ripped off by a cabby ::)
Fecking Yanks have no idea of anything beyond their own borders.
I suppose this one at least knows that the Europe is not like the US but why do they still think everything should be done the way it is in the US? It's them as is different NOT us!
lol: lol: lol:
Yes, the words 'end in tears' spring to mind... lol:
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
happy001 happy001
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2011, 06:26:56 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
Can we enlist Red Spun Meth Baby on here happy001
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
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Where can I go on vacation where tall, white, bald men are considered sexy by the locals?rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2011, 08:16:10 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2011, 08:20:03 PM
Hampshire angel1happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 08:23:14 PM
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 07:56:37 AM
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I'm staying in a place near Toulouse in France, can't remember name?noooo:
It's near Toulouse because that's where i'm flying to for my foreign exchange, and im staying in a place called beritz or something (i doubt that's how you'll spell it) and im wondering if anybody knows what it's called or anything about it? :) thanks
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 10:18:02 AM
eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 10:31:49 AM
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I feel like ppl don't take me seriously. If I carried a briefcase around do you think I'd look more impotent?noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
QuoteI feel like ppl don't take me seriously. If I carried a briefcase around do you think I'd look more impotent?noooo:
It depends on the briefcase. Samsonite cases look quite hard,
Post by: Pastis on July 21, 2011, 06:37:18 PM
DS remembers the original ad campaign ;)
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 05:10:58 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 07:58:56 AM
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Can you train cats to be the ring bearer at ur wedding?happy002 happy002 happy002
If so, how?
If not what are good alternatives? We dont know any young boys so our other option is no one, but dont tell me that cause i already know that. im just seeing if anyone has any unique ideas.
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2011, 12:12:08 PM
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I'm abit afraid to go to california...?
Im 11 years old and gonna go to california soon from the Philippines. But im kind of afraid because some people there, teens, and young kids would criticize me. So, i'm discouraged to go to California. My physical appearance is flabby arms, big tummy, have big eyes with eye bags, and man busts. I'm really afraid. I have hairy arms and legs, large feet, and a chubby face.
It seems that "Try for a part in a film about goblins" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
The bloke is going to Chicago. whacky115
" I have heard there is a lake near Chicago " he says " Is it safe to swim in and does it have sharks ? " noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2011, 12:47:35 PM
I once swam in a lake outside New Orleans. Some chap came along and said "YOu don't mind about the crocodiles then?"
I came out of the water like and ICBM redface:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 10:36:13 AM
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I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?whacky115
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 10:43:13 AM
QuoteI was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?whacky115
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
Reply: Lasso not necessary .... your Daddy's shotgun in the groom's back will suffice
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 04:30:06 PM
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Sending naked pictures and I don't know of I'm still a virgin?! Help!?
I sent my boyfriend naked pictures, we've been together for a year so stfu. He's 18 & in the military.. I'm 16. Yeah I know go ahead and say ****. I just sent them about a week ago. However my dad found out about us yesterday and saw all our messages and said if we ever talked again he'd report the messages to the police... So, I told him to delete the pics just to be safe. He did. If the police really did arrest him could they see those pics even though they're deleted? Oh and another thing. They don't think I'm still a virgin. But I am! I have never had a penis... In my vagina. However I have been fingered and eaten out. Would that still make me a virgin? Oh and if it helps, I live in Georgia so if you know anything about the laws that would be great! Please don't be rude. I need help.
It seems that "you would make a fine banjo duo" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 02:58:03 PM
eeek:
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2011, 02:26:01 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm)
eeek:
lol: lol: lol: She also might understand the term Burger Munchers, just for future reference like.
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 10:35:01 AM
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Is London located in Yorkshire England or are they to different places?
It seems that "Look at a map you mong" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 01:33:20 PM
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I proposed my gf with a very clean diamond ring but she found it too small.?Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
I gave her a 0.82 carat, princess cut,VS1 clarity, color H and ideal cut diamond ring. My friends loved the ring they said the diamond is very clean and beautiful but when I porposed my gf cried and said 'you have should have gotten me a bigger ring it is too small'. I'm shell shocked. Does she love me or not? Is 0.82 ct too small?
Post by: Pastis on August 04, 2011, 05:29:03 PM
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 11:14:05 AM
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Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 01:01:36 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 01:03:23 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_eiZoaPZ8TooiajYJE9r5TUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110805053941AAtiB6w (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_eiZoaPZ8TooiajYJE9r5TUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110805053941AAtiB6w)
happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 02:18:30 PM
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How long is 1300 hours in months at 16 hours a week?Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I am taking a course that is 1300 hours... at 8 hours a day for 4 days a week...
how many months does that put my course at?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 02:22:05 PM
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Anyone want to come with me to Paris for a week?
I have two first class tickets from Sydney to Paris return and I have 7 nights in a suite at the Four Seasons in Paris. Only problem is, I no longer have anyone to go with. Would anyone like to come with me?
It seems "Do you have big knockers?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2011, 08:34:23 AM
happy001
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2011, 09:10:47 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2011, 09:23:44 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avj0wMHCfc5hSU1HAJOJzWxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110807020759AA6bsH1 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avj0wMHCfc5hSU1HAJOJzWxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110807020759AA6bsH1)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2011, 10:24:38 AM
Love the first answer!
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2011, 04:49:42 PM
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Do most Egyptians value their native wildlife?
The ibis is something I always associate with Egypt; also the crocodile, the vulture and eagle; water birds like flamingos and herons; gazelles, gerbils [?] and the wild cat that may be the ancestor of Egypt's famous domestic cats. Can a visitor see any of these animals in the wild?
It seems that "Yes, it is delicious" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2011, 08:06:38 PM
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Sophisticated Redneck Wedding Ideas?
There's a contradiction for you lol.
My fiance and I are getting married next August (2012) and we've come to the conclusion that we have half of a conclusion. I want my ceremony to be traditional: White dress, tuxes, and everything else, but in the end, we're both pretty country. I'm from a small town and he moved out her from Colorado, cowboy hat and all. We want the reception to be fun and kind of redneck, a giant BBQ, possibly a mechanical bull, and I'm changing into jeans (still wearing a pretty white shirt though).
Tasteful noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 07:14:12 AM
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Halloween wedding cake! opinion everyone? :))?
You may have seen some of my other questions about my upcoming wedding, but here's a little background info :)
My fiance and I will be getting married this Halloween and we are having a fun but classy theme.
The decorations will be whimsical and dark as opposed to childish and cliche.
We are making the cake ourselves, well...mostly me haha
because I love to bake, plus its cheaper than paying someone to make one.
Our cake will be 4 layers, and the colors will be turquoise and black, which are our wedding colors.
The layers will be like this:
largest/bottom layer: black fondant with turquoise fondant bow going around
next layer: black fondant, stripped with turquoise fondant
next layer: checkered turquoise/black fondant
final, top layer: same as bottom layer, only smaller.
we will decorate the cake with zombie figurines and little fondant tombstones
the cake topper is a bride and groom holding guns, like we're fighting the zombies.
what do you think? its supposed to be cute and comical because that suits us. and my fiance LOVES zombies :))
One person responded thus:
I think it's a lovely idea. My cousin did a Halloween theme as well with a witch and Frankenstein monster cake topper.
Oh, and if you want to continue the theme if a quirky way, may I suggest getting a life sized creature that can come out when the dancing starts (yes, my cousin did have one... a life sized Frankenstein monster with glowing red eyes). I guarantee it'll make people laugh and people will be standing in line to dance with the creature.
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 07:20:29 AM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 07:21:18 AM
We have received a wedding invitation from my cousin and his fiance and not only are the registries listed on the invitation itself, but the items on the Target registry seem completely inappropriate. We opened the online registry to find all the "normal" items you would expect to see. However, in addition to these items, there was a list of over 50 items that would most likely be on a personal Target list, not a wedding registry. These items are things like OTC medications, tampons, face lotion, batteries, and personal lubricant.
Several family members are completely horrified and embarrassed for them and for our family. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? And if so, what did you do?
Thanks.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2011, 07:21:36 AM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 07:24:26 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fdnt7exl0%2Fcsales.jpg&hash=9f44095c7650ef7b44158f0cd26bf0ca705ba3e1) (http://www.postimage.org/) rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 07:25:06 AM
Is it appropriate to ask for OTC medications, tampons, and personal lubricant on a wedding registry?
We have received a wedding invitation from my cousin and his fiance and not only are the registries listed on the invitation itself, but the items on the Target registry seem completely inappropriate. We opened the online registry to find all the "normal" items you would expect to see. However, in addition to these items, there was a list of over 50 items that would most likely be on a personal Target list, not a wedding registry. These items are things like OTC medications, tampons, face lotion, batteries, and personal lubricant.
Several family members are completely horrified and embarrassed for them and for our family. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? And if so, what did you do?
Thanks.
Suspect the list was made including items for "Personal" shopping and when it was posted they failed to edit it.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 01:57:13 PM
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when does the miniature bride enter during wedding processional?rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 02:17:22 PM
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i think you mean the flower girl? she drops the petals on the floor before you come in and usually scratches her bum about midway down the isle and it gets wedged into her knickers and everyone is highly amused. great fun altogether..
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:36:09 PM
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What do dogs think about?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:44:52 PM
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How can I make my cat stay still to shave her?eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
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How do you train a 9 week old dog who knows absolutely nothing about anything?noooo:
I am not sure how the 9 week old pup sees the world. He spends a lot of time sleeping and acts clueless. Since he just don't know anything at all, how to train him?
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:01:36 PM
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Do you put your dogs in pajamas when they go to bed?doh:
I tried on my dog and she doesn't like it but she looks cute.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:07:42 PM
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Which of these is one allowed to have as a pet?surrender:
i recently read an article (cant remember for the life of me the name of it) and it showed crazy animals regular people like you and i are allowed to have as a pet. i cant find it so i just made a list of what animals interest me, and the research i did hasn't helped. so, does anyone know if the following are allowed as pets?
-alligators
-cheetahs/snow leopards/lions
-jellyfish
-water buffalo
-wolves
-dolphins/sharks/whales
thanks =)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 13, 2011, 04:30:26 PM
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Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 08:51:43 AM
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Do Greek bra sizes use the Greek alphabet?rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
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I really want a hat... evidence that sheep are harmed?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
So I really want a bowler hat like this one... http://www.brixton.com/pack-2897.html (http://www.brixton.com/pack-2897.html) but I'm a vegan. I've decided to stop buying leather shoes, but I haven't made up my mind about buying wool products. Is there any evidence that sheep live in poor conditions... or even better... can someone help me find a vegan bowler hat?!?
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2011, 09:41:04 AM
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Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 09:45:16 AM
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What's that song that goes "la la la la la"?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 12:23:19 PM
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^
It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 04:13:29 PM
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When you are in a plane crash how do you now the plane's going to crash?
Everyone is screaming?
Post by: Pastis on August 14, 2011, 04:30:47 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2011, 07:47:57 PM
QuoteHow to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^
It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer redface:
At that age, I am surprised she can be bothered with fads and fashions.
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 09:31:59 AM
QuoteHow to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^
It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer redface:
At that age, I am surprised she can be bothered with fads and fashions.
lol: lol: lol:
Prolly get a cheaper coffin if they are shorter.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 12:05:41 PM
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How did the fall of rome affect the colonization of america?whacky115
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 01:13:18 PM
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Will I fit in Economy?eeek:
I'm 248 lbs and 5'9. My measurements are 50-38-51. Do you think I'll be ok? I can't afford to buy an extra seat...
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 01:31:44 PM
QuoteWill I fit in Economy?eeek:
I'm 248 lbs and 5'9. My measurements are 50-38-51. Do you think I'll be ok? I can't afford to buy an extra seat...
eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 01:33:07 PM
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 01:36:27 PM
I suppose MIss D has to check these things rubschin:
I thought you were doing so well.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 01:39:21 PM
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 01:41:03 PM
Shrugs:
You know what... nonono:
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 02:01:55 PM
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Vocational Profession of Ms Arlene Boral Somido Philipines National occupation nurse Born 4th August 1973?whacky115
Known as Theatre Nurse working at Calvary Hospital Adelaide South Australia ,Australia
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 03:22:07 PM
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Weighing your suitcase at home? have i done it right?
im flying with KLM whose weight limit is 23kg but i want to keep my luggage at 20kg ( or anything under 23 if necessary).
First i weighed myself ( with out shoes) then i weighed myself holding the suitcase. I then converted my weight into pounds ( my scales are set to weigh people in stones) then i took away my weight from the second weight. In total it came to 19.1 kg, should i leave it at that weight or take some things out?
thankyou
Apparently "WHy not just weigh the case you mong?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 03:27:29 PM
I don't like it either but if you lot choose to use it who am I to say?
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 03:28:38 PM
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 16, 2011, 07:23:38 AM
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Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 07:45:22 AM
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In Cornwall where would you find two legged knockers?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 08:00:37 AM
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Do McDonalds do weddings?noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 10:48:28 AM
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?scared2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2011, 11:12:14 AM
QuoteWhere can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?scared2:
They are on the shelf next to Mickey and Minnie Mousenium ::)
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:35:12 AM
QuoteWhere can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?scared2:
They are on the shelf next to Mickey and Minnie Mousenium ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2011, 12:49:08 PM
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 09:40:09 AM
over my nipples?
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 10:47:36 AM
whacky115
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 12:56:33 PM
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Can a 295lb women fit in a frontier airplane seat?
i weigh 295 and I am 5ft 6 inches. I am flying frontier airlines from california to minnesota. will I fit in the seat?
no mean comments please
It seems that, "They will strap you to the roofrack" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2011, 09:18:11 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2011, 10:12:13 AM
Post by: barmisspah? on August 19, 2011, 01:42:48 PM
QuoteCan a 295lb women fit in a frontier airplane seat?
i weigh 295 and I am 5ft 6 inches. I am flying frontier airlines from california to minnesota. will I fit in the seat?
no mean comments please
It seems that, "They will strap you to the roofrack" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2011, 02:24:07 PM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...? rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2011, 04:04:52 PM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...? rubschin:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 06:14:05 AM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...? rubschin:
noooo:
Geese...? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2011, 03:09:53 PM
razz:
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 03:15:41 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB)
razz:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 06:36:29 PM
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2011, 08:30:45 AM
Banghead
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
confused2:
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 08:53:39 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA)
confused2:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 08:51:53 AM
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Last week I had my first show with my Hackney/Shetland. We lost because he sucks so my mom said she would buy me another horse for showing. Yesterday my stupid pothead friend and I were out in the stables I don't usually smoke weed but I tried it out hoping it would help me fit in because I just moved here and don't have any friends. Anyways I had some spray on hair dye left over from Halloween so I sprayed LOSER across his butt. When we came back later to smoke again I just happened to look at the spray can and realized it was PAINT! I tried to wash it off but it wouldn't come off so I dried him off with a hair dryer and used the clippers to cut the paint off. It worked, the paint is gone, but now he has LOSER SHAVED across his butt. I gotta do something quick to fix it because if my mom sees it there is no way shes gonna get me a new horse. Any suggestions? I need an answer ASAP!
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 03:14:20 PM
QuoteLast week I had my first show with my Hackney/Shetland. We lost because he sucks so my mom said she would buy me another horse for showing. Yesterday my stupid pothead friend and I were out in the stables I don't usually smoke weed but I tried it out hoping it would help me fit in because I just moved here and don't have any friends. Anyways I had some spray on hair dye left over from Halloween so I sprayed LOSER across his butt. When we came back later to smoke again I just happened to look at the spray can and realized it was PAINT! I tried to wash it off but it wouldn't come off so I dried him off with a hair dryer and used the clippers to cut the paint off. It worked, the paint is gone, but now he has LOSER SHAVED across his butt. I gotta do something quick to fix it because if my mom sees it there is no way shes gonna get me a new horse. Any suggestions? I need an answer ASAP!
noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2011, 07:15:38 PM
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Lascaux cave in France?Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 24, 2011, 09:12:25 PM
QuoteLascaux cave in France?Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Listen very carefully I will say this only once.... Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
QuoteLascaux cave in France?Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2011, 05:52:52 AM
QuoteLascaux cave in France?Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
noooo:
They spent their time chasing animals and inventing graffiti.
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2011, 08:38:40 AM
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Is the husband sodomized on the honeymoon?eeek:
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2011, 11:46:23 PM
QuoteIs the husband sodomized on the honeymoon?eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: Miss D anything to do with this? eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 10:29:48 AM
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.
I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag angel1
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2011, 10:35:00 AM
QuoteHow much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.
I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag angel1
:thumbsup: Top Tip!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 26, 2011, 12:53:05 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2011, 01:15:04 PM
QuoteHow much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.
I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag angel1
I take it the deceased was a Yank?
I think 'in a holdall' would have been better advice.
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
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Does this seem a bit unsafe?noooo:
My HTC has a radio built in. But, in order to listen to it, you must have headphones plugged in because they "act as an antenna"....
I don't know about you, but dosnt this seem like it would be sending radio waves through your head? theve already proven that talking on a cell phone to much and give you brain cancer, but, your head as an antenna?
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 01:31:51 PM
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I visited my boyfriend in a dorm and there was no place to dry off after taking my shower.?point: point: point: point: point:
and I had to do it with his room mate watching. So the room mate got to watch everything from start to finish after I got out of the shower. I had to shower and get dressed. At first I tried to hide but that didn't work so I tried to shame him by doing it right in front of him, hoping he would look away but he just watched. Later I found out that he wasn't my boyfriends room mate but just some stranger who had wandered in. He got a 15 minute free show. He saw more than my boyfriend has seen. Really rude. He didn't even have any business there. It was like rape.
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
QuoteI visited my boyfriend in a dorm and there was no place to dry off after taking my shower.?point: point: point: point: point:
and I had to do it with his room mate watching. So the room mate got to watch everything from start to finish after I got out of the shower. I had to shower and get dressed. At first I tried to hide but that didn't work so I tried to shame him by doing it right in front of him, hoping he would look away but he just watched. Later I found out that he wasn't my boyfriends room mate but just some stranger who had wandered in. He got a 15 minute free show. He saw more than my boyfriend has seen. Really rude. He didn't even have any business there. It was like rape.
happy001
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 02:38:12 PM
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Does America have the same moon as Australia and do they have stars in the sky there ?doh:
I've never been to America and was wondering if they have a moon and if so is it the same moon Australia has and do they have stars in the sky ?
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 04:09:05 PM
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:10:46 PM
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.
I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?
ONe for MIss D I think rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2011, 04:22:24 PM
QuoteWhy are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.
I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?
ONe for MIss D I think rubschin:
Just one?
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 04:36:36 PM
QuoteWhy are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.
I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?
ONe for MIss D I think rubschin:
You only posted that so you could say Madeleine Smith eyes: Dirty boy
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:37:50 PM
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 04:46:29 PM
MADELINE SMITH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YyQNKj_bQ#)
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:49:44 PM
I had forgotten how big they are.
Her eyes, that is angel1
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 05:16:39 PM
Happy weak end that eyes: eyes:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
But my lovely thread sad24: sad24:
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 05:58:05 PM
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What would British people be like if a hurricane hit Liverpool, England?
Is "Jublilant" the wrong answer redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 06:03:13 PM
Nick is at the back 43 seconds in point:
MADELINE SMITH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YyQNKj_bQ#)
She must be very old now as she is mainly in black and white.....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fa48q4xr8%2Ffoff_15_madeline_smith.jpg&hash=610ebe409eb3ba4ccf587abc37efe4a5a4b219ba) (http://postimage.org/image/a48q4xr8/)
whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 06:05:45 PM
And how is Jim's BOIL? evil:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:
Prolly traumatised by some event in her past whistle:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 07:28:39 PM
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2011, 07:44:49 AM
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?Popcorn:
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2011, 08:58:04 AM
QuoteI just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?Popcorn:
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2011, 11:55:19 AM
QuoteThe guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it .
From which planet was that posted?
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2011, 12:11:58 PM
QuoteThe guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it .
From which planet was that posted?
Nicksanus...
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 11:57:43 AM
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Where can I buy these (Barcelona)?noooo:
When I was in Barcelona last month on the Ramblas, I saw people selling weird cards with Spongebob and others on it. Those cards had 2 small laces as legs and if you start some music, these little cards will dance on the laces. If you stop the music, they stopped with the dancing. You didn't have to pull the strings yourself, the music was enough to make them dance. I couldn't buy one myself because the police came and arrested the 2 guys.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 29, 2011, 02:16:18 PM
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
Hi all, so I am an old ginger man. I live with a real cat (man) and I imagine cat. So wen I leave flat other cat up to 7 in 1 go stare at me. I will head butt cat flap sometime. Is this weird or normal. Pls help.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 02:26:45 PM
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 02:28:12 PM
NURSE! The screens
point:
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 02:33:15 PM
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 03:06:25 PM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
point:
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:07:20 PM
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 03:20:33 PM
Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue cussing: cussing:
get firefox.... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2011, 03:50:34 PM
Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue cussing: cussing:
Are you saying the cat is more computer literate than you are Nick? point:
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:51:37 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2011, 03:53:50 PM
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 04:53:11 PM
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What is the American equivalent of a "wanker?"?
It appears that "Barack Obama" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
redface:
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2011, 04:24:37 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB)
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2011, 07:51:50 AM
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How long can you wait after you get married to have a wedding?whacky115
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 30, 2011, 11:51:47 AM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
Full of teeny weeny people?
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2011, 04:15:29 PM
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How do you use a urinal (through your fly or over your pants?)?eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2011, 07:32:00 AM
eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl)
eveilgrin:
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2011, 06:35:28 PM
"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"
to get banned you have to say
"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2011, 05:52:47 AM
on a forum
"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"
to get banned you have to say
"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 07:39:05 AM
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How to have a Shakespeare inspired wedding?
I'm not getting married, just a teenager planning her future wedding :) I absolutely love Shakespeare and want some elements in my wedding to reflect that, but tackily so. The overall theme would be romantic, fairy-tale garden wedding, sort of "A Midsummer Night's Dream"-esque.
The only idea I've had is to write sonnets in gold calligraphy on old fashioned paper displayed on each table.
It seems that, "A Romeo and Juliet wedding would be a good idea. The bride and groom's families could have a huge swordfight and kill each other" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 04, 2011, 08:02:53 AM
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 06:59:54 PM
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What are some some beaches that i could see the sunrise or saty all night? ?Banghead Banghead Banghead
I'm trying to be romantic for my girlfriend because she is leaving please help give me some suggestions ?
I live in Oregon
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2011, 09:09:08 PM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
Lick him off keyboard cat whistle:
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 06:25:54 PM
noooo:
Post by: Pastis on September 06, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
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Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:02:12 PM
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2011, 09:48:29 PM
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?Banghead
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2011, 04:03:28 AM
QuoteWhat is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?Banghead
happy001
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2011, 05:33:42 AM
QuoteWhat is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?Banghead
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F17b9d8qkk%2Fgrease.jpg&hash=de57533234b7018fac18b93d6a50368503b41dd9) (http://postimage.org/image/17b9d8qkk/)
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:01:30 AM
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Is it possible for airline passengers to switch airplanes without the planes having to land?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
redface:
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2011, 09:49:55 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es)
redface:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 04:06:19 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es)
redface:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
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Are there restaurants in Vienna, Austria?
It seems that, "No, people cook over open fires on the pavement" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2011, 03:34:11 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
Penis size inherited from maternal side of family or father side?
rubschin:
Do you have a problem you wish to discuss...? point:
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2011, 03:54:09 PM
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2011, 03:54:58 PM
Not with you, Mr Tichy
You said you wouldn't tell... evil:
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 07:01:33 AM
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New Zealand 2 Week Itinerary - Help!?
We're a family of 8 adults traveling to New Zealand for the first time, and need a detailed itinerary. Please check out the following notes carefully before proceeding to answer this question:
1. Open this Google docs spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhvIDvOJb9DedDR0c3NMMTNkUEYtRDBtS0JuQm9TeFE&hl=en_US
2. Our self-drive ROUTE and HOTELS have already been booked. We CANNOT change that! We're looking for activities we can do, places we can eat at, and hidden gems of New Zealand that we can find on our route.
3. We are all vegetarians. No meat, no fish.
4. Our group has a two elderly people 65+.
5. We can't do any physically intensive activities such as rock-climbing or surfing or hiking for longer than 3 hours. However, activities like bungee, driving, swimming, kayaking, rafting and skydiving are fine with us.
Now for some more details on what we want:
We are not looking for the usual tourist attractions, we can already find that in Wikitravel / Wikipedia and TripAdvisor. However, if a tourist attraction is truly awesome, please mention that!
What we are looking for is little places that we can enjoy during our long car journeys. For instance, awesome places to have ice-cream or waffles or desserts, restaurants that serve vegetarian food, etc., scenery that we can enjoy, and places that are not usually found on travel sites.
We don't wish to visit any museums at all. Not wine fans either but an interesting vineyard where we can learn the process of wine-making wouldn't be bad.
Please make a detailed itinerary along with the approximate time each activity will take and the time we'll take to go to places by car. We've already booked cars.
Things that we would love to do:
1. Visit a farm for a few hours and have lunch there and perhaps ride on horses. Basically just enjoy a typical farm where the hosts are good.
2. Do a cruise in Milford Sound (or if there is a better option in another place we are visiting). Please give full details about this cruise.
3. Go from Wellington to Picton via Ferry. Please recommend which ferry to use (Interislander or BlueBridge), how much it will cost if we take 2 cars on it, and if we can get any discounts.
Please provide details of all activities we can do at ALL the places in our route. For example, in your answer you can format it this way:
AUCKLAND DAY 1:
Start your day by having breakfast at ABC. Then go for this tour called XYZ, it's touristy but definitely worth it! The cost will be $XXXXX. You can then go to QWE for some amazing views (skip the SkyTower, it's not worth it) - then have ice-cream at UIO. For lunch check out BNM or JKL and for dinner ASD is awesome. Some other activities you can do today are as follows:
XXXXXX (Cost)
XXXXXX (Cost)
XXXXXX (Cost)
Please make the above chart / plan for all the days and all the places that we are visiting.
Remember, we have our cars, so it will be easy for us to drive to places nearby.
THANK YOU and hope you can make this trip unforgettable for all of us!
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 07:14:47 AM
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2011, 07:42:41 AM
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 07:48:19 AM
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2011, 08:44:51 AM
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2011, 10:52:01 AM
Post by: Just One More on September 14, 2011, 08:32:17 PM
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2011, 07:42:11 AM
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I am planning to tour at UK?Banghead
Please suggest me few good places, cities to visit in UK. Specially in Croatia. I also want accommodations so please suggest me for that too.
Post by: Snoopy on September 16, 2011, 07:47:51 AM
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 09:02:44 AM
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ANY INFORMATION on British Railways in the 17th century please?::)
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2011, 10:13:36 AM
QuoteANY INFORMATION on British Railways in the 17th century please?::)
They were running late even then.
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 02:37:15 PM
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Why did germany bomb pearl habour in the civil war?doh:
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2011, 04:51:48 PM
QuoteWhy did germany bomb pearl habour in the civil war?doh:
That has to be one of my favourites. To get so much, so wrong, in so few words. lol:
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 08:11:29 AM
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Why flying on toilet when grabbing ankles?confused2:
Sitting on toilet and grab both ankles pull to hips and fly on toilet. Why?
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2011, 08:39:27 AM
QuoteWhy flying on toilet when grabbing ankles?confused2:
Sitting on toilet and grab both ankles pull to hips and fly on toilet. Why?
It's so that as you crash you can kiss your arse goodbye.
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2011, 09:47:55 AM
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Litter box in my dorm room so i don't have to use the stinky bathroom?eeek:
my floor's bathrom stinks. should i buy a litter box like the one for cats that i can poop in? i'd keep it under my bed and they don't smell because of the scent cristals. i just need to tell my roommate
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2011, 10:25:45 AM
QuoteLitter box in my dorm room so i don't have to use the stinky bathroom?eeek:
my floor's bathrom stinks. should i buy a litter box like the one for cats that i can poop in? i'd keep it under my bed and they don't smell because of the scent cristals. i just need to tell my roommate
Eeewwwww! sick2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
I bet you won't need to tell them. noooo:Quotei just need to tell my roommate
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 05:30:40 AM
I bet you won't need to tell them. noooo:Quotei just need to tell my roommate
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 12:11:47 PM
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What does "asinine" mean?noooo:
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 03:56:19 PM
QuoteWhat does "asinine" mean?noooo:
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
happy001
Post by: Just One More on September 28, 2011, 05:21:10 PM
QuoteWhat does "asinine" mean?noooo:
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
It's the answer to "what's four plus five" in Italian redface:
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2011, 05:22:51 PM
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 06:46:49 PM
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Is duck tape really made with ducks?Banghead
12 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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NO! it's not Duct tape. Answer my question!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2011, 08:28:11 PM
Tell him it is made by ducks.QuoteIs duck tape really made with ducks?Banghead
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Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 07:42:01 AM
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2011, 08:11:13 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt) cloud9:
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Post by: bodiam on October 01, 2011, 08:19:10 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt) cloud9:noooo: scared2:
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 09:31:09 AM
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Any drinks from Starbucks that are okay for dogs to drink?confused2:
My mum and I are planning to go to Starbucks for a big meetup with friends, but she's insisting we bring the family dog, and get it some sort of drink as well (since it will be outside).
Is there a drink that would be okay for our dog to drink, maybe some sort of tea?
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 09:57:23 AM
QuoteAny drinks from Starbucks that are okay for dogs to drink?confused2:
My mum and I are planning to go to Starbucks for a big meetup with friends, but she's insisting we bring the family dog, and get it some sort of drink as well (since it will be outside).
Is there a drink that would be okay for our dog to drink, maybe some sort of tea?
noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2011, 10:38:12 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2011, 10:58:40 AM
WATER! Banghead
Can you buy that in Starbucks?
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2011, 11:05:17 AM
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 11:42:34 AM
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Why do my turtle always pee on me?eeek:
My turtle is a boy.
I love put him on my lap while I am watching TV.
You know what?
He always pee on my lap.
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 11:44:13 AM
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Can male cats be raped?eeek:
i was wondering if males cats rape other male cats.
my little guy got out & i know we have larger males in the neighborhood, and he seems more clinging and skiddish than normal. and his rear looks bruised.
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
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What is the Capital City of Africa?Banghead
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
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How do I know if I'm a virgin or not?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
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Is Dominican Republic The Same Thing As Somalia?noooo:
researching on the internet I came under the impression that Dominican Republic is the same thing as Somalia. But when I look at videos of Somalia the people are Muslim and when I look at videos of Dominican Republic they are NOT Muslim. So I am confused.
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2011, 07:52:04 AM
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How old would I be in the UK?rubschin:
If im 25 in america, am i 25 in the UK? just wonderin
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2011, 08:18:27 AM
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2011, 03:24:12 PM
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What is your favorite method of execution?scared2:
Mine's the Blood Eagle.
It's a method of Viking execution in which the victim was cut down the spine, thus allowing the ribs to be pried apart from the back, creating the illusion of an eagles wings. The lungs would then be forcefully pulled out through the back, thus killing the victim.
What made it so excellent was that it wasn't only a form of execution, but a form of torture and art as well!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle)
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2011, 10:38:12 AM
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Is Canada in the USA?Banghead
So I was having a debate with my friend, and we can't decide if its in the US or in Europe or whatever. Please help
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2011, 01:22:16 PM
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Do you think animals that have become extinct should be returned to the wild?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2011, 01:28:27 PM
QuoteDo you think animals that have become extinct should be returned to the wild?rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2011, 02:18:11 PM
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What is innovative or unique about famous landmark, St Pauls cathedral?.
A wumman replies suggesting Google or a library. He responds
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Can someone who isn't menstruating give a direct answer? thankshappy001
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Post by: Nick on October 24, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
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Dogs bottoms how come they do not?rubschin:
have to wipe their bottoms? Would you like to have a dogs bottom? They truely have the Rolls Royce of bums, no wiping needed. Think of the money you would save on toilet paper over the years.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2011, 08:53:56 AM
QuoteDogs bottoms how come they do not?rubschin:
have to wipe their bottoms? Would you like to have a dogs bottom? They truely have the Rolls Royce of bums, no wiping needed. Think of the money you would save on toilet paper over the years.
It's the grass stains that are the problem, not the paper.
http://youtu.be/gFvkr6GBWLw (http://youtu.be/gFvkr6GBWLw)
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 08:41:27 AM
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Is it strange to want your horse at your wedding?whacky115
Im not currently engaged or with any wedding plans but I was thinking if I did get married I would like my loan horse to be there. Its probably not the done thing over here in the UK, and Im not fussed on horses pulling carriages etc.
My loan horse is a big part of my life, I go to him after work and we share silences. I take care of his needs, then I hop on board and he takes me away from all my stresses. If Im happy or Im down, he is always there and a good listener. We do have our off days like any relationship but is it strange to want him there?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2011, 08:43:17 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2011, 09:33:06 AM
Are you reading in the freaks and nutters section ? noooo:
I thought that was the only section?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 11:53:41 AM
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 12:00:00 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq) whistle:
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You could serve it up for the wedding breakfast!whistle:
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Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 01:18:22 PM
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You could have his head in your bed on your wedding night just like in the film 'The Godfather' that would be really cool.
happ096
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 01:19:46 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 01:36:50 PM
Not Yahoo I know but hells bells. happy001 happy001
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Wenchy
How to make a room look Christmasy?
I've got lights up around my tv and a red fluffy throw over my bed and a tree with lights and tinsel and all that and Christmas music playing.
What homemade things can I make to make my room look more chritmasy?
I know it's too early I'm just prepering I LOVE Christmas so I do things early.
::)
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Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 08:15:03 AM
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How long does it take to travel from lancaster to leicester? by tube?
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 11:40:09 AM
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Why do gingers have restricted movement?
I'm ginger and I'm 17. I'm 18 in a months time and my mate said gingers can't go into pubs or large cities? I also want to join the army as an officer but apparently they don't accept gingers, so I'm going to have to move to my second best option and play football for Manchester utd. But my mate said gingers can't go into Manchester or london and I'll get arrested. Also I was thinking, prince harry is Ginger- should I call the police to arrest him as his house is in London?
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on October 27, 2011, 11:44:35 AM
QuoteWhy do gingers have restricted movement?
I'm ginger and I'm 17. I'm 18 in a months time and my mate said gingers can't go into pubs or large cities? I also want to join the army as an officer but apparently they don't accept gingers, so I'm going to have to move to my second best option and play football for Manchester utd. But my mate said gingers can't go into Manchester or london and I'll get arrested. Also I was thinking, prince harry is Ginger- should I call the police to arrest him as his house is in London?
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 11:48:20 AM
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Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 12:03:45 PM
It is bovvering himQuoteDo Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
I didn't know you played the beautiful game Nick! point:
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 12:05:40 PM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 12:08:18 PM
sleep017
We can add it to your list of hobbies! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 12:12:53 PM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 05:42:46 PM
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
Tutor gave me a massage....weird? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027044545AAWhlWm)
cloud9:
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 06:11:40 PM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:12:04 PM
Oh Fvck! You mean we are supposed to give proper answers and not ones that take the piss? eeek:
I've been werking on my points like.... redface:
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 06:13:01 PM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:15:20 PM
I am banned noooo:
point:
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:15:27 PM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:21:02 PM
I use an alias or two eveilgrin:
Nick? happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2011, 06:32:25 PM
It is bovvering himQuoteDo Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
I didn't know you played the beautiful game Nick! point:
Berkham? whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:17:10 AM
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
if we went to war with france over the euro crisis? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027072639AAWJyAa)
Another one.... cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2011, 06:28:02 AM
What do points make then ?
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:30:17 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
Prizes! lol:
No... redface:
Once you get 250 points you move to Level 2 and can do other stuff....
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 06:30:35 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
He's gotta beat you at summat point:
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:31:37 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
He's gotta beat you at summat point:
happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2011, 06:41:33 AM
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2011, 06:55:26 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
Prizes! lol:
No... redface:
Once you get 250 points you move to Level 2 and can do other stuff....
I've been level 2 for ages ::)
370 points last time I bothered to look. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 07:39:49 AM
'Other stuff' like what ? rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2011, 07:41:50 AM
'Other stuff' like what ? rubschin:
None that I have ever found ..... oh and I just checked 420 points whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 10:08:11 AM
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2011, 10:19:11 AM
I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
Because Nick isn't always here... ::)
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 12:59:46 PM
Valid point, well made. :thumbsup:I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
Because Nick isn't always here... ::)
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2011, 01:02:43 PM
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2011, 05:23:26 AM
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
The traditional family is outdated and misogynistic - Should the EU ban it? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027051554AAOLVM2)
I am now on Level 2... cloud9:
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 06:24:00 AM
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Every1 always tlkin bowt humanz but what is human? is it like food or sumtin?
noooo:
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 07:52:55 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2011, 07:55:37 AM
Maybe we should create some kind of reward system here happy001
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 07:57:26 AM
We could have a sweepstake like
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 08:01:07 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2011, 08:02:15 AM
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 08:03:05 AM
With levels, additional powers and super dooper kudos ...you wouldn't want that though whistle:
It doesn't sound like I'd get it.... evil:
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 01:20:14 PM
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In Canada, is it legal or illegal to have consensual relationship with a horse?eeek:
In the US, for whatever reason, this physical activity is surprisingly not legal. I do not understand why though, if the relationship is fully consensual (the horse doesn't kick the person)...
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 01:21:43 PM
Post by: Snoopy on October 30, 2011, 01:21:50 PM
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 06:51:32 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 06:53:18 PM
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
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I wonder if the ship is docked, and we are making love, will it rock like my camper does?eeek:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 01:29:28 PM
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European height system?rubschin:
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53 " in American height?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 01:42:45 PM
QuoteEuropean height system?rubschin:
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53 " in American height?
Umm we need a link I think as I am pretty sure that the answer is....14st 4lbs or 90.7kg
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 01:43:50 PM
QuoteEuropean height system?rubschin:
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53 " in American height?
Umm we need a link I think as I am pretty sure that the answer is....14st 4lbs or 90.7kg
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 01:44:37 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 01:45:21 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 01:47:09 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 01:50:34 PM
Oh BM noooo:
redface:
I stoled it... redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 02:29:21 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 02:29:43 PM
Go on off you go, you know where the naughty step is.....
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Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 06:26:31 PM
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If Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 06:36:46 PM
QuoteIf Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
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A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:01:35 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:02:48 PM
What have I started? noooo:
And now you are banned! point:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:03:34 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:05:33 PM
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What would you do in this hypothetical scenario?
You have been captured and are being held in a closed room. Your sister has been stripped of her clothes and is tied down to the floor. Three men are there, and they tell you to rape her. If you don't, then they will. What would you do?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:06:45 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
Try to get between them? Gayer:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8)
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2011, 07:10:14 PM
Try to get between them? Gayer:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:12:46 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wha? Shrugs:
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:QuoteA meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:56:37 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:QuoteA meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Captain Swing! Gayer:
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 07:58:05 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:QuoteA meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Captain Swing! Gayer:
Google it you bufoon..... Christ does nobody here know any history. evil:
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 08:00:38 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:QuoteA meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Captain Swing! Gayer:
Google it you bufoon..... Christ does nobody here know any history. evil:
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Captain Swing was the name appended to some of the threatening letters during the rural English Swing Riots of 1830, when labourers rioted over the introduction of new threshing machines and the loss of their livelihoods.
Thrashing! Gayer:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:00:43 PM
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 08:05:15 PM
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
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What is the relevance of the Puff the Magic Dragon to the Civil Rights movement of the early 1960s?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2011, 01:41:55 PM
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Hello, I need some advice from people who have used the eurail system and visited some cities in Europe. I have 9 days and here is a sample itinerary. I am flying to Paris because that's where one of my friends is living.happy002
Day1 Paris arrival 8am night train to Madrid
Day 2 Madrid > Salamanca (visiting friends) night
Day 3 Salamanca Am >Madrid> Seville (pm, visiting friends)
Day 4 Seville > Barcelona
Day 5 Barcelona > night train to Switzerland (dont know where yet, looking for sky town that is train accessible, perhaps close to geneva)
Day 6 Switzerland (ski, mt. bike, or skydive depending on the weather and what city we end up in) night train to Brussels.
Day 7 Brussels> London PM
Day 8 London> Paris PM
Day 9 Flight out of Paris
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2011, 11:25:48 AM
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Should i bring a knife ot school to stab someone?
i cant go to school becuase im planing ot bring a knife to stab Justin and a student named JT with and run away form the cops becase Justin bullies me i want to satb him with a kitchen knife at school
eeek:
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2011, 03:50:41 PM
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I may have lung cancer, Should i get a flu shot?
eeek:
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2011, 03:57:52 PM
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Am I a virgin?????????????????rubschin:
In school today this boy brushed against my body, am i still a virgin?
Post by: Pastis on November 02, 2011, 05:32:22 PM
QuoteWhat is the relevance of the Puff the Magic Dragon to the Civil Rights movement of the early 1960s?rubschin:
Having lived through the 60's it is largely impossible to comment razz:
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2011, 06:34:47 PM
Tell it seems to be hardly worth it angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
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My cat just spoke to me? Help please',?
Listen, I don't want you saying that this is a load of rubbish. I've locked myself in the bathroom. I was feeding him and then he said the words 'my food not yours'. As you can imagine I jumped and he looked at me and then ate the food. Help mee please bec use it seems like he's on the other side of the door. If I die in here I'm sorry. Help please, I've kept my phone in the bathroom so I can get a Internet signal. But my cat really just talked to me. Help please suggestions?...
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I've just came out of the bathroom and he's not in the house. I'm 15 btw
9 hours ago
I just found out it was the radio the whole time, their talking about food consumption on the radio, my cats fine, I can't believe I thought I was gonna have to fight back against him :'( sorry guys and thank you
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 08:48:38 AM
QuoteMy cat just spoke to me? Help please',?
Listen, I don't want you saying that this is a load of rubbish. I've locked myself in the bathroom. I was feeding him and then he said the words 'my food not yours'. As you can imagine I jumped and he looked at me and then ate the food. Help mee please bec use it seems like he's on the other side of the door. If I die in here I'm sorry. Help please, I've kept my phone in the bathroom so I can get a Internet signal. But my cat really just talked to me. Help please suggestions?...
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I've just came out of the bathroom and he's not in the house. I'm 15 btw
9 hours ago
I just found out it was the radio the whole time, their talking about food consumption on the radio, my cats fine, I can't believe I thought I was gonna have to fight back against him :'( sorry guys and thank you
Oh Nick... Jim isn't real you know.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 09:58:10 AM
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Does eamonn holmes own a pie factory?
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 10:04:02 AM
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Is there a way to bring your textbook into an exam without them knowing?
doh:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2011, 10:10:18 AM
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 10:12:32 AM
Yes ...you revise and then it's in yer head like whistle:
Remarkable close to the first answer! :thumbsup:
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All you have to do is just read the textbook until all the information is in your head. That way, you can look up the answer in your brain without looking suspicious!
It's brilliant isn't it? It's a special technique I call "Studying".
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 10:32:06 AM
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No there isn't...
And if your maths and biology knowledge is as poor as your spelling and grammar you may as well not bother turning up to the exam anyway...
Just practice some essential bits of knowledge over and over...
I'd suggest "would you like fries with that?"
His response: -
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but i arledy wrk at in and out burger?
happy001
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 10:35:02 AM
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2011, 07:12:14 AM
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Asker's Rating: *****
This has to be the most well-structured and most proficiently hilarious response I've ever seen. Good stuff man.
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 07:40:46 AM
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Linky?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103025941AAvB8zy (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103025941AAvB8zy)
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 07:50:08 AM
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?+
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
QuoteWhy does the land of england celebrate guy fox?+
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
Guy Fox?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=202173c10ee67ac983ce92368bb5993fe8b5df7b)
Who, the Fox hat?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2011, 09:10:54 AM
QuoteWhy does the land of england celebrate guy fox?+
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
Guy Fox?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=202173c10ee67ac983ce92368bb5993fe8b5df7b)
Who, the Fox hat?
lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 09:31:46 AM
Personally I can't be arsed to search Yahoo Answers to find the question ..... but then I am not a kind soul by any definition.
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 09:35:33 AM
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?scared2:
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2011, 10:28:14 AM
QuoteWhy does the land of england celebrate guy fox?+
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
Guy Fox?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=202173c10ee67ac983ce92368bb5993fe8b5df7b)
Who, the Fox hat?
lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?
Opportunities are rare.
Also, as it is a joke much favoured by one DPDance, I try to avoid association. ;)
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 11:14:00 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2011, 11:25:35 AM
QuoteHow dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?scared2:
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
We need a link paraquat would work as would sticking a hand grenade up it's bottom.
Faux fox sounds about right. I didn't know that Dippy used that joke we could make a VP film. DP Dances with foxes. There could be an Oscar in it for someone. rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 11:43:08 AM
Woodstock was asked, by a student, "Soooooo ... Was Queen Victoria the one wot got her head chopped off then?"
Before Woodstock could recover another student bellowed "No you arse, that was Anne Boleyn"
First student then replied "Oh so Ann Boleyn was her mum then"
Woodstock reports that she felt an urgent need to leave the room before committing a capital crime.
Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"
Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"
Personally I am in awe of Woodstock's patience ~ I'd have killed someone by now. eveilgrin:
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 11:47:12 AM
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
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I really like women showing there ribs to me by sticking their chests out or arching.. Is this wrong?whacky115
Post by: Just One More on November 04, 2011, 05:38:07 PM
On the subject of ignorance I'm afraid it is not confined to the USA.......
Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"
Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"
Of all the episodes that were ever broadcast of "Till Death Do Us Part", Dandy Nicholls line 1m 08s in is the one I will never forget. Beautiful timing
Jesus was English! (according to Alf Garnett) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKy4RHf5tQ#)
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 09:37:45 AM
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Why is my cat vibrating?rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 09:41:55 AM
QuoteWhy is my cat vibrating?rubschin:
Is it a B.O.B ? lol:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 06:26:34 PM
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What month is it in the UK?Banghead
Well, I live in the US. And, well it's November here...and I was just wondering if other countries around the world shared the same month as us...for example, like is it November in the UK? Yeah, well you might think I'm dumb but how am I supposed to know?
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 08:08:19 PM
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Is Belfast close from hollywood?noooo:
just want to know ... is Belfast close or really close or never close from Hollywood?
40 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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Yes Belfast Northern Ireland & Hollywood California
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 10:07:12 AM
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How does the baby know what hole to come out of when they are being born?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
What color is the yellow submarine? Blue or yellow? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111029003220AARZDWX)
469 points now like.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 10:49:54 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 10:53:15 AM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:59:55 AM
Do you think BM is spending far too much time on Yahoo Answers looking for easy and quick wins to boost his points slush fund ? rubschin:
That was a hard one! lol:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?
noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 01:07:14 PM
QuoteIs it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?
noooo:
Oh yes , that would help to explain the crying like whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 01:12:23 PM
QuoteIs it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?
noooo:
Only if it is spring........ whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 01:14:10 PM
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 02:46:36 PM
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Difference between educated and undetected?whacky115
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:43:27 PM
QuoteDifference between educated and undetected?whacky115
Some of them are as thick as shit aren't they...?
And how do the ones that post their homework questions on there cope at exam time...? Shrugs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 03:46:16 PM
QuoteDifference between educated and undetected?whacky115
2 letters Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:49:21 PM
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Summarize what a photographer does?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:50:26 PM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:53:11 PM
How do these people survive? noooo:
I have no idea... you wonder how some of them manage to get out of bed in the morning on their own.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
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Tell me everything about catapults?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
QuoteSummarize what a photographer does?
noooo:
Generally perv and point whistle:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
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Why do we see lightning before we hear the thunder?Banghead Banghead
Speed of sound is faster than speed of light or Speed of light is faster than speed of sound
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 04:05:20 PM
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What effect does holding your breath have on breathing?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 04:16:33 PM
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How do I contact my deceased Nan?
Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2011, 04:46:05 PM
QuoteHow do I contact my deceased Nan?
Indian Call Centre? redface:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 04:46:20 PM
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Did The Titanic Rise ?
Quote from: Jim
No it sank, that what all the fuss was all about. I think they made a movie out of the story and I am sure somebody was standing on the front of the ship when it went down. Some Swiss Canadian bird was singing in the background but she was going on and on.
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
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How do I type the number 10 if the keyboard only goes up to the number 9 ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2011, 05:04:09 PM
QuoteDid The Titanic Rise ?Quote from: JimNo it sank, that what all the fuss was all about. I think they made a movie out of the story and I am sure somebody was standing on the front of the ship when it went down. Some Swiss Canadian bird was singing in the background but she was going on and on.
:thumbsup:
The cat makes more sense than Nick? eeek:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 05:34:34 PM
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Archutecture or what ever you spell it like?
basicly ive considered being an archutect, im ffteen and my mum is saying i have to pick a univeristy so im think for a job i like to be an archutect, im a good drawer an i like building mini models but what else will i have to do???
Well English teecher is not an option noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 05:48:33 PM
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Bunking of school plan?
Im going to bunk school tomorrow but I don't know if I will get caught. Im bunking because MW3 is coming out in shops tomorrow and its an 18, If I go in school time in my own clothes they will think Im 18 and have less suspision. Heres the plan...
Get dressed in normal uniform.
Put my own clothes in my school bag.
Get to school early.
Phone the school pretending to be my dad and say I'm ill and not coming in.
Get changed in toilets.
Go buy the game.
Go back to school at end of day.
Get changed.
Picked up from mum.
Play game...
I have enough money its just my dad and mum wont buy me it coz i get addicted but i dont -.-
Im doing this plan with a mate so tell me what you think <3 xx
What can possibly go wrong?
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 06:03:48 PM
QuoteArchutecture or what ever you spell it like?
basicly ive considered being an archutect, im ffteen and my mum is saying i have to pick a univeristy so im think for a job i like to be an archutect, im a good drawer an i like building mini models but what else will i have to do???
Well English teecher is not an option noooo:
Indeed....
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I am not sure wheather to pursue law or piloting. They r all well paying but am still confused?
all require some tough *** commitment n don say do that which u lyk :-) i luvd piloting bt th disadvantages r overwhelming law is also very stressful
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There is huge competition for jobs as pilots - you'll need to spend thousands to get your qualifications and get your hours up before an airline will look at you. Pilots become professional pilots because they love flying - not because it pays well.
On the other hand, I can imagine in the increasingly litigious society that we live in there must be a large demand for lawyers...
However, if your posted question is an indication of your level of spelling and grammar you don't have a chance at either. Have you considered flipping burgers...?
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2011, 09:07:42 AM
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Where is England, what is the UK, is Scotland a separate island?
I'm soooooooooooooooo confused please help. I am lost, I found Thailand but cannot find England on the map.
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2011, 09:10:02 AM
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What's this age diffrence?Banghead noooo:
What is the age difference between 6/8/95 and 10/8/96? Thanks
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
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BangheadQuoteQuoteQuoteHow is Christmas celebrated in Israel?
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2011, 10:45:12 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n)
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2011, 10:51:00 AM
Check the first answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n)
noooo: noooo:
He prolly got all his homework answered on there! noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2011, 02:27:18 PM
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Who was king of America in 1910?
Need an answer fast!!!!
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2011, 02:10:04 PM
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Who was the first dog to go to the moon?Banghead
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 10, 2011, 03:33:26 PM
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What are some perils of wearing yellow underwear?
asking for a friend
whacky115
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 10, 2011, 03:56:06 PM
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 01:40:23 PM
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Car has been in garage going on the 6 week is this standard?
In some parts of Cyprus several years is the norm.
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Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 01:43:42 PM
QuoteCar has been in garage going on the 6 week is this standard?
In some parts of Cyprus several years is the norm.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
evil:
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 01:44:52 PM
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Why dont chickens have nipples?
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Im a 13 year old girl and hate my arms?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 06:10:35 PM
Post by: Pastis on November 11, 2011, 06:18:16 PM
Don't you find you lose the will to live after reading them for some time...? noooo:
That's why I don't read them noooo:
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Do you know any dessert thats all chocolate but really healthy?
I need help because I eat way too much chocolate and it would be great to be able to eat it without all the guilt, do you guys know what I can do about that? Any recipes would be great! Thanks in advance! :)
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
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Is it true that dogs lay eggs?
How are puppies born, do the dogs lay eggs and then the puppies hatch? Thanks.
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How do i become a writer ?noooo:
im not sure what i want to do after secondary school and at the moment i am going to a college to become a chef but i also want to become a writer i was thinking i could write about historical events and people like the life of king James and the gunpowder plot (one book on true events and one that based on the event but would not be 100 % accurate ) i know allot about it i just don't know how to write it know in a book plus im only 18 so i don't know if i should leave it off for a while.
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
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Sex for the first time...?eeek:
Hey, I'm 17 and I have been with my boyfriend for just over a year now. We have been discussing having sex and the other day I know he bought a condom, and tomorrow night Im going round his as his parents are out. So yeah i think its gonna happen. I feel im ready and i feel happy with him 100% before people start saying that and im not worried or anything, but i just have a few questions about it that you wouldnt learn about or ask someone about!!
Firstly, does it hurt??
Secondly, will it bleed??
Thirdly, how long does it normally last??
And lastly, when do you know to stop doing it??
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 09:58:18 AM
Banghead
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 11:31:54 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h)
Banghead
lol: lol: lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.annaguirre.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcan-o-worms.gif&hash=7b385d4c5fe652ea6ca8e0e97a8c8f21bc856eb5)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2011, 11:34:45 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h)
Banghead
lol: lol: lol:
scared:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 01:32:31 PM
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How many hours are in the shortest/longest day this year (in the UK) ?
It seems that 24 is not the correct answer!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 01:37:19 PM
QuoteHow many hours are in the shortest/longest day this year (in the UK) ?
It seems that 24 is not the correct answer!
You got thumbs up! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 05:02:32 PM
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Is there any way i can find someone i saw at an airport?noooo:
it was in 2006/7, at an airport in milan
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Do A.D. dates go backwards?noooo:
I know that B.C. dates go backwards but hat about A.D. dates
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Can airplane land and take of like an aircraft?I mean lift up and down!?whacky115
I remember that in one of my flights the plain take off and landing was similar to aircrafts!
I mean it toke off straight up and landed like an aircraft straight down.
I told few friends about it, but no one believed me!
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:48:28 PM
QuoteCan airplane land and take of like an aircraft?I mean lift up and down!?whacky115
I remember that in one of my flights the plain take off and landing was similar to aircrafts!
I mean it toke off straight up and landed like an aircraft straight down.
I told few friends about it, but no one believed me!
noooo:
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Is Liverpool in London, England?Banghead
I know that this might seem like a dumb question, but it's very important for me to know. I write books, and believe it or not, I have always had a passion for writing ever since I was a child. I'm working on a book right now and it's very important that I get every bit of detail as possible about the setting. The book that I am writing takes place in London, England. The book involves the ocean, so I was trying to find a place in London that is close to it. Someone I talked to said Liverpool. Usually, I research the area before I work on my book. If anyone can help answer my questions it would be greatly appreciated. Is Liverpool really in London? If so, is it by the ocean? And if not, can someone please give me a list of places in London that are close to the ocean? Once again, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. :)
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2011, 12:23:20 PM
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 12:40:01 PM
Linky please angel1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111121023714AAXg9mW (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111121023714AAXg9mW)
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
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How long is the drive from indianapolis to europe?
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
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Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
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Which of these things are FLUIDS???? (10 pts)?
a. T-shirt
b. Oxygen
c. Helium
d. Wood
e. Cheerios
f. Body Wash
g. Pepsi
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 06:13:16 PM
How do these people manage to survive even 24 hours of a life? noooo:
I really don't know.... noooo:
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Has my friend got learning disabilites?rubschin:
Sometimes i ask her a question and she says an answer out of context, like i said ''did u tell ur friend about last night'' and she said ''i dont think she likes me''......she really bad at maths, cant add and aint really that smart...she said her iq is 58...and her questions are rather repetitive
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
QuoteHas my friend got learning disabilites?rubschin:
Sometimes i ask her a question and she says an answer out of context, like i said ''did u tell ur friend about last night'' and she said ''i dont think she likes me''......she really bad at maths, cant add and aint really that smart...she said her iq is 58...and her questions are rather repetitive
Mr C said that he would never tell. redface: redface:
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?razz:
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 01:26:38 PM
QuoteTrue or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?razz:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 11:27:21 AM
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How does a blind person pick up their dog poo?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2011, 11:30:09 AM
QuoteHow does a blind person pick up their dog poo?rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
What an excellent question!
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 03:01:18 PM
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After splitting the skin of Sheep tripe, do we eat the smooth inside, or the lumpy outside?sick2:
We have taken the inside off the lumpy outside but are not sure whether to cook the inside or the outside.
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Can circumsition be reversed?noooo:
Does the foreskin get frozen for ppl that change their mind?
Do ppl donate foreskins for ppl that changed their mind?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 05:08:45 PM
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How does my mother know everything i do?
Everything and im not kidding
For example i go to school and want to stay longer... i say its for work but really its for this group meeting, she comes to pick me up and says so how was work, i said good i managed to finish, then she started getting grumpy and when i asked her why she said i dont want to talk about it... then she started shouting i knw where you were! and she even knew the name of the group and i never even told her
Also for example i skipped a lesson she asked me did u skip a lesson today, i said no, she said liar!!
It happens all the time not only school but even at home.. i go on facebook, then from downstairs shell shout at me to get of facebook
i drink when i go out with friends only 1 or 2 shell tell me to stop drinking
HOW THE HELL WOULD SHE KNOW!!!!???!!!
Someone answers
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I have a teacher in school who is just like your mum. I asked her how she knows whats going on all the time, she said she "keeps her ear to the ground" but i think she uses tec to find out. She can see what we are doing on are computers from her desk in a different room even!
- Your mum may have a tracker device on you? (might be your phone even or a watch, etc)
- She can contact people and read status's on your facebook to find out whats going on also. (you should delete her!)
- Your mum may have a spy (usually a brother or sister - but in this case could be your school teacher)
There are many different types of devices and software to find out where people are and what they are doing. Keep this im mind. I would recommend you google spy equipment for to find out more.
Poor little dears are soooooooooooooo dumb razz:
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I DONT GET HOW THINGS(NUMBERS) ARE MORE THEN EACH OTHER!!!?noooo:
HOW IS 5 POUNDS BIGGER THEN 3 HOW IS 15 BIGGER THEN 3 , HOW DOES A NUMBE RLINE WORK!!
is it 5 is bigger then three because in a number line any number after a number is add and add means .. joining something onto a number (so getting more of something and adding it onto the same thing) to increase quantity etc. ??? someone please explain in the simplest form , im over thinking it!!!
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 10:30:33 PM
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Bank statement...it says avail bal -£8.18p....what does the minus mean?doh:
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
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What would a sperm sing?
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Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the movie Titanic based on the reality or just the imagination?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is there a ship called Titanic in the past?
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:34:06 AM
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Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:42:30 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:42:58 AM
QuoteWhat would a sperm sing?
The Surfaris - Wipeout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG2naf70MbY#)
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:43:39 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:46:15 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
I'd vote 'both'... lol:
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:48:07 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
I'd vote 'both'... lol:
rubschin: But if you had only one choice?
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:49:52 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
I'd vote 'both'... lol:
rubschin: But if you had only one choice?
Oh....
rubschin:
rubschin:
rubschin:
It was 'heads', the Titanic doubter! lol:
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:50:59 AM
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 10:54:50 AM
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How to draw a person riding a dinosaur?whacky115
an image will help :)
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 11:29:11 AM
QuoteHow to draw a person riding a dinosaur?whacky115
an image will help :)
Like drawing an owl I would think....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.friendlybeings.com%2Ffun%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fowl.jpg&hash=75bfe91c205339ead83d2ed9def16393b9197669)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2011, 12:13:28 PM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Titanic and Tit-Nick.
You never see them in the same room do you? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 12:18:35 PM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Titanic and Tit-Nick.
You never see them in the same room do you? rubschin:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 05:39:37 PM
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I'm a university student.i wish always be clover student ,so how i study hard and how should i do? ?noooo:
Please answer it soon and be honest.i'm realy interesting
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 05:42:03 PM
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 08:27:07 AM
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Help I Am Failing university!?noooo:
I am a first year undergraduate in English and Psychology at a universiry in london and have found out I am failing in my english modules.Does anyone know how to go about resit essays and how to improve and.motivate yourself to actually continue? I am finding it really hard to concentrate and all the pressure has resulted in.me binging alot more than.usually I.have no idea what that is doing to mybody so if anyone knows any gruesome factsvabout binging on.junk food pleasevtell me I need real help to stop this binge/ restrict pattern of eating. If not any advice from previous uni students would be grateful. Also seeing as its.not an exam does it meani can do.it whenever I like I was thinking of xmas hols? Also I am confused about how to organise my ideas logically :/
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 08:58:31 AM
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team)
How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
QuoteHow do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team)
How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
I'd imagine at 14 and 15 they could tell her.... lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2011, 04:31:52 PM
QuoteHow do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"
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Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 05:42:23 PM
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2011, 06:22:24 PM
QuoteHow do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
She obviously misunderstood....
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and got f****d by a football team"
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 06:23:08 PM
QuoteHow do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
She obviously misunderstood....
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and got f****d by a football team"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2011, 06:46:21 PM
QuoteHOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
Ooo linky please, we could really mess with the mind and do a whole 'three word story' or we could finish the story please don't take this opportunity from us. eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 07:28:33 PM
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Did Hitler kill a poor innocent dog?!?!?!?
I mean, I can see past the whole Jew thing but a dog? That is absoloutely inhuamane! I heard he killed it because he was going to die. He is a sicko and I hope he burns in hell for this!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
QuoteHOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
Ooo linky please, we could really mess with the mind and do a whole 'three word story' or we could finish the story please don't take this opportunity from us. eveilgrin:
How should you continue? A bottle of whiskey and a revolver should work wonders. whistle:
Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
QuoteHOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
rubschin:
Are you sure that this is not your latest offering to FE Week?...
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 08:29:55 PM
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
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How does an airplane pilot get into the cockpit?doh:
I have seen on films that the doors to the airplane cockpits can only be opened from the inside to stop terrorists etc. Now when I was thinking about about it. How do they get in in the first place? They can't be left open overnight can they in case someone happens to get in. And there can't be a special key to open it from the outside because that would defeat the whole idea of it been open from the inside, eg, a terrorist could steal this special key and get in. Does anyone know the answer to this?
Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 09:27:53 PM
Good question...
ANd your answer is?
Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2011, 09:55:52 PM
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 09:23:26 AM
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Is there a time difference between Las Vegas to London?noooo:
Dep London................09.25 Arr . Detroit...........13.10
Dep Detroit.................15.47 Arr Las Vegas 17.24
Dep Las Vegas ........09.10 Arr Detroit ..........16.05
Dep Detroit ................18.35 Arr London ......07.30
Why does coming back to London take so much longer? Is the International Date Line involved here?
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 09:58:45 AM
QuoteIs there a time difference between Las Vegas to London?noooo:
Dep London................09.25 Arr . Detroit...........13.10
Dep Detroit.................15.47 Arr Las Vegas 17.24
Dep Las Vegas ........09.10 Arr Detroit ..........16.05
Dep Detroit ................18.35 Arr London ......07.30
Why does coming back to London take so much longer? Is the International Date Line involved here?
What a mong.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 08:28:21 PM
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Why does it get colder and snow more in scottland compared to south england?
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 05:44:45 AM
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Will a Laptop run on Egypt electric?Banghead
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 03:09:56 PM
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What do the Masai Tribe think about tourists in Kenya?shrugs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:22:05 PM
QuoteWill a Laptop run on Egypt electric?Banghead
Oh come one Nick, you could have so much fun with that one. Hell just telling the eejit that they would have to change the laptops language and location settings to be compatible would have been good for a laugh. eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 03:23:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 03:25:36 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
You keep coming back tho donchya? evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:27:50 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
I'm sure Mr Toad would love to answer some questions..... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 03:28:59 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:29:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 03:30:16 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
You keep coming back tho donchya? evil:
Actually I shouldn't have said that because some of them know I am on here ........MIss T got banned for 33 years (without knowing it whistle: )
So just in case anyone from the said forum is reading.......................UP YOURS.... 8)
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:31:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 03:32:52 PM
I'm guessing Miss T wasn't using that site much beforehand then. lol:
She didn't even know she had joined ............ whistle: untill she got a shitty e-mail........ redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 05:25:44 PM
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 07:28:46 PM
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I coose my carrier as engginer or editor,pls help me ?noooo:
Hi guys
i wass total confused what should i suppose to do next
i complete diploma in computer science ,now should i join Mca or enginering
i hate maths
my hobbies are editing ,research on neworks and learning new things like playing guitar ,design a wabsits etc...
I thaught an idea should i continue education or join editing courses pls tell me which one is better carrier for me which you recommend
Thanks a tone in advance :-)
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:44:53 PM
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
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Why does it get dark early in the UK and Ireland?Banghead
I'm wondering because where I live, the sun rises at 7 and sets around 5, and for the UK and also Ireland it rises at 8 and ends around 4. Why is this? Is it because they are near the North pole? They have 2 less hours of sunlight... I thought everyone's would be similar.
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 11:52:01 AM
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How do you do the Hitler Salute correctly?eeek:
You cross your right hand across your chest and bring it forward - The classic "Hitler Salute"; but what is the correct footing?
Which foot do you stamp and how?
In the British military you bring your left knee up to 90-degrees and down, but is the Nazi Salute this way or is it a mere up-and-down stamp?
Lastly, when do you stamp?
Does your foot come down as your arm is raising, or as you cross your chest?
THANKS
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2011, 12:11:28 PM
QuoteHow do you do the Hitler Salute correctly?eeek:
You cross your right hand across your chest and bring it forward - The classic "Hitler Salute"; but what is the correct footing?
Which foot do you stamp and how?
In the British military you bring your left knee up to 90-degrees and down, but is the Nazi Salute this way or is it a mere up-and-down stamp?
Lastly, when do you stamp?
Does your foot come down as your arm is raising, or as you cross your chest?
Harry
eeek:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 02:22:20 PM
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Need help with essay plzzzz! !!!!!!!!!!!!?noooo:
Hey guyz i have got a essay and i realy dnt knw wt i cn write itz of 700 words so if u culd plzzz gve me sm ideas it starts frm
daniel stood embarrased at the school gte he held his breath and apprehensively looked back once again.There it waz still! The cause of hz embarresment stood right behind looking at hm with gleaming mischievous eyes what will his friends say if they knew......
We hve 2 start the essay lyk thzz if u culd hlp me it would b gr888
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2011, 02:33:21 PM
QuoteNeed help with essay plzzzz! !!!!!!!!!!!!?noooo:
Hey guyz i have got a essay and i realy dnt knw wt i cn write itz of 700 words so if u culd plzzz gve me sm ideas it starts frm
daniel stood embarrased at the school gte he held his breath and apprehensively looked back once again.There it waz still! The cause of hz embarresment stood right behind looking at hm with gleaming mischievous eyes what will his friends say if they knew......
We hve 2 start the essay lyk thzz if u culd hlp me it would b gr888
You're beyond help mate... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 02:33:36 PM
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 03:41:46 PM
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I need to know everything about China ! Where can I get the information from ?noooo:
I'm writing a book and I need to know about China. What do they do in the markets in china and what food do they eat and what is the job call where they catch fish on the market ?
4 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2011, 11:34:14 AM
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What is the meaning of the phrase "Common sense"?noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2011, 11:38:22 AM
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2011, 11:40:02 AM
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2011, 11:52:01 AM
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 11:54:09 AM
Well ..... see if you can't trip up another fat wummun or summat.
^^^ wot he said - but film it this time! lol:
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:37:56 PM
I am waiting for a train evil:
Buy a cake while you're waiting whistle:
Oh, and thanks for the earworm cussing:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2011, 11:37:47 PM
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How did the carrot come to Ireland?whacky115
I am doing a project on the nativity of the carrot
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2011, 11:44:06 PM
QuoteHow did the carrot come to Ireland?whacky115
I am doing a project on the nativity of the carrot
Well it is Christmas ............ whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2011, 09:02:13 AM
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2011, 09:44:31 AM
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?noooo:
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.
how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2011, 10:06:38 AM
QuoteHow much would it cost for an around the work trip?noooo:
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.
how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
I presume he is not studying geography...? noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2011, 02:29:52 PM
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.
how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
If he wants to sail round the world without money, he should try working his passage on a cruise liner.
© Julian Clary ~ 2001
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2011, 01:57:38 PM
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Who is Mick jagger????
WHO IS MICK JAGGER???
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2011, 03:16:57 PM
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2011, 10:31:20 AM
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Masturbation make you loose?eeek:
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
Post by: Just One More on December 11, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 03:48:01 PM
QuoteMasturbation make you loose?eeek:
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
I do so hope that is a woman... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 03:48:38 PM
I remember when Toyah Wilcox was at the height of her fame she said that when she was away from her husband she'd use a Mum/Sure deodorant for pleasure. I've always looked at deodorant packaging differently since that day redface:
You can always rely on yer Mum eh...? :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2011, 06:07:14 PM
QuoteMasturbation make you loose?eeek:
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
That rather depends. . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-m6vWCc6DYcM%2FTbg4j3f9GiI%2FAAAAAAAAAYc%2FiI63CSzNBus%2Fs1600%2FImagen%2B147.jpg&hash=5d698691b9752e61b86382dc2961d173c439c2fa)
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 07:16:49 AM
QuoteMasturbation make you loose?eeek:
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
That rather depends. . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-m6vWCc6DYcM%2FTbg4j3f9GiI%2FAAAAAAAAAYc%2FiI63CSzNBus%2Fs1600%2FImagen%2B147.jpg&hash=5d698691b9752e61b86382dc2961d173c439c2fa)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 10:57:09 AM
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?doh:
Just wondering... Thanks
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 11:04:45 AM
QuoteAre Brown Envelopes made in Manila?doh:
Just wondering... Thanks
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2011, 11:27:38 AM
QuoteAre Brown Envelopes made in Manila?doh:
Just wondering... Thanks
Yes, by giants. ::)
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 11:58:01 AM
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2011, 12:07:51 PM
QuoteWhere can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?eeek:
Depends how much the questioner wishes to pay.
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 12:09:23 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2011, 12:09:55 PM
QuoteWhere can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?eeek:
Beattock, obviously.
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 12:12:48 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2011, 12:20:37 PM
A personal recommendation? whistle:
A friend told me about it. redface:
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 06:34:29 PM
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Im doing research for a project :Where are good spots to find prostitutes in dublin city centre?char048
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2011, 03:32:21 PM
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What are the characteristic of all living things ?
[Nick] whacky115 [/Nick]
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2011, 05:45:48 PM
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Christmas for rats :D ?whacky115
I want my boys to have a good christmas, like making a christmas pudding for them, decorating there cage, making gifts and wrapping them..
but how do i make a homemade xmas pudding/cake suitable for rats? or what prezzie should i make them? what decorations should i make and how?
19 hours ago - 3 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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if i put tinsel round the rats cage they would drag it in through the bars as bedding :L
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2011, 10:53:09 AM
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HOW CAN I FIND THIS TYPE OF A GIRL IN EUROPE?rubschin: scared:
i am a 25 y/o Muslim guy and I consider myself to be the most handsome guy on the planet cuz i have very nice face features,where ever i go in the west i get alot of attention from white women.Anyway but i am so choosy about girls that if i dont get my dream girl then i will never marry.Anyway i am natural tan,height 5.9" and i look these qualities in my dream girl.So how can i find this type of a girl???
1)100000% virgin(cuz i need a wife not a whore)
2)she should have fair complexion,i mean "white girl"(nice face features,pointed nose,thin lips etc)
3)her height must be 5.4" to 5.7" not more than that cuz i dont need a giant
4)she should have black/light brown or NATURALLY blonde hair(although i prefer light brown and dark black straight shiny long hair more)
5)she should have green/blue eyes(preferably blue/green with black/light brown hair or green eyes with NATURAL blonde hair)
6)she must be loyal and obedient
7)able to cook and clean
8)MUST be extremely slim(cuz i dont like fat girls)
(and yeah if anyone wanna see me at facebook then here is a link,copy this link and paste in new URL http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002713050874&v=inf (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002713050874&v=inf)
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2011, 12:21:38 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 14, 2011, 03:58:05 PM
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
As am I Snoops I think we need a linky please.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf)
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2011, 09:52:36 AM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 09:55:28 AM
QuoteWhy isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 11:21:13 AM
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Why do Spaniards look Hispanic?noooo:
Aren't they White?
I am watching a Show about American travelers in Spain and the locals look like Hispanic people.
They don't look White. Why is that?
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 11:27:58 AM
Give us a linky
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111215224455AANTyuf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111215224455AANTyuf)
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
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Was it right to nuke the Korean cities of Hiroshema and niggasaki during WWII?
doh:
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 12:15:01 PM
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Check my flight details?
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Yes, they are quite correct. You should be in Bucharest in time for teaangel1
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 12:22:37 PM
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Hum b.ed k liye kitne sub choose krne hote he?rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 16, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
Give us a linky
I don't think she's American, Captain... noooo:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687)
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 12:31:48 PM
Give us a linky
I don't think she's American, Captain... noooo:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687)
Romford... ::)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 01:11:59 PM
As am I Snoops I think we need a linky please.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf)
Bah, Snoops spoils all my fun, the question has been deleted.
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 04:52:33 PM
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What time was it 22 hours ago if the time is 5:45pm?
Tricky rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 06:11:13 PM
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I'm going to high school next year and I am wondering how common it is for high school girls to wear g strings?shutup:
I've seen some girls wear thongs in 8th grade but I never seen girls wear g strings and I heard lots of girls wear them in high school. I don't wear thongs and sometimes I get made fun of by other girls, will it be weird if I don't wear g strings in high school?
Post by: Pastis on December 16, 2011, 06:34:24 PM
QuoteWhy isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 07:39:21 PM
QuoteWhy isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2011, 07:39:06 AM
whacky115
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 07:42:50 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz)
whacky115
noooo:
Post by: Pastis on December 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
QuoteWhy isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Popcorn:
Ok, pay attention. There are upper case numerals if you choose Roman, e.g. iv, v, vi, IV, V, VI.
However our usual numbers are derived from Arabic which is a cursive script which has no set upper and lower case. Certain fonts are available with large and small numerals though.
Ok, as you were.
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 07:16:50 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
worthy: :thumbsup:QuoteWhy isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Popcorn:
Ok, pay attention. There are upper case numerals if you choose Roman, e.g. iv, v, vi, IV, V, VI.
However our usual numbers are derived from Arabic which is a cursive script which has no set upper and lower case. Certain fonts are available with large and small numerals though.
Ok, as you were.
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
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What to do right after sex? (Boys Answers mostly)?
Okay, i'm a virgin. & i want to have sex with my Boyfriend.
i know how to & everything but RIGHT AFTER he pulls it out you'll be laying there with you pants of and everything. your going to want to put them back on. so how would you do that with out the awkwardness there.
What i'm thinking is that. he "pulls it out" & lays down next to you??
or does he get out of bed & put his pants on? but, do you get up a little while after?
Any suggestions? angel1
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2011, 09:50:31 PM
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Post by: Nick on December 18, 2011, 11:06:00 PM
angel1
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Is it safe to mastrubate with chopsticks?eeek:
i was at a chinese food restaurant and i got some chopsticks with my dinner so i went to the washroom and i started masturbating with them. is its safe to do that? i buy chopsticks only for masturbating.
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2011, 11:35:18 PM
QuoteIs it safe to mastrubate with chopsticks?eeek:
i was at a chinese food restaurant and i got some chopsticks with my dinner so i went to the washroom and i started masturbating with them. is its safe to do that? i buy chopsticks only for masturbating.
Ask for a fork
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2011, 02:30:17 AM
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 23, 2011, 10:26:03 AM
aaah the classic effect of mono soul tedium glue to mate whistle:
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Post by: Nick on December 23, 2011, 05:28:41 PM
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KFC catering for my wedding?noooo:
I want KFC to cater my wedding. Obviously I wouldn't have the kfc buckets out. I would have everything in a nice foil buffet container. Do you think they could do that? My finace and I live in the south and I guess you could call us country. We hunt and fish but our wedding is not themed around hunting. Its going to be very nice. Thanks for your help!
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 06:34:18 PM
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I want to get my female horse in another country pregnant by taking semen from NYC. To there?eeek:
do I need the semen alone the other country were my female horse is . and what is the semen and embryo do I need to take both there for the female ..( please help me .. )
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 09:36:23 PM
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?noooo:
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?
BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 09:23:59 AM
QuoteWhy exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?noooo:
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?
BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
Good grief as Snoopy would say... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 05:36:25 PM
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What is the ages in england?whacky115
The age for 13 in england
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?eeek:
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
Post by: Snoopy on December 26, 2011, 06:19:27 PM
QuoteHow to make my donkey a therapy donkey?eeek:
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
Now that one makes some sense. There are many who believe that "Therapy Pets" aid recovery in seriously ill children and ease the loneliness of old age. I know a number of people who share their pets through these schemes. A miniature donkey in such a therapy programme is not as crazy as it sounds.
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 06:20:54 PM
Good plan. WHat could possibly go wrong?
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 06:22:48 PM
All very well until they have a huge steaming shite on your carpet.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 06:27:35 PM
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What are two types of alcohol that rhyme?noooo:
It's for a song I'm writing and I can't really think of any. The closest I've got is jägerbomb and fireball. Which don't really rhyme
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2011, 06:44:20 PM
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about. lol:
I worry about you... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 08:57:36 PM
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What Are British 4th of July Fireworks Like?Banghead
I'm going to Britain over the week of the 4th of July. What are their fireworks like? And what town has the best ones? I'm not sure whether I should go to London or Cardiff? Or maybe there's a place in Britain I haven't even thought of.
Has anyone ever seen Britain's fourth of july fireworks before? Tell me all about it.
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2011, 10:51:35 PM
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about. lol:
I worry about you... noooo:
I'm a mine of generally useless information but I'd have figured you would have known all about Ninkasi, as she is the goddess of beer. lol:
The hymn is a recicpe for brewing beer from around the 19th century BC.
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you
Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake,
Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.
You are the one who handles the dough,
[and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, You are the one who handles
the dough, [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date]-honey.
You are the one who bakes the bappir
in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes
the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
You are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates.
You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks
the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
You are the one who spreads the cooked
mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads
the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
You are the one who holds with both hands
the great sweet wort,
Brewing [it] with honey and wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (...)
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
The filtering vat, which makes
a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat,
which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
When you pour out the filtered beer
of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the
filtered beer of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2011, 11:19:44 PM
Maybe it's time to stop screaming obscenities and try the therapy rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Maybe it's time to stop screaming obscenities and try the therapy rubschin:
Or take the medication at least...
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2011, 08:18:58 AM
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?eeek:
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 08:39:32 AM
QuoteHow to get mustard stains out of my underwear?eeek:
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2011, 09:20:05 AM
QuoteHow to get mustard stains out of my underwear?eeek:
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek: eeek:
That was in Jackass 3.5, obviously not as rare as we think rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 10:04:57 AM
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Time travel im being serious..?rubschin:
if a human goes.fast enough he goes faster thn light thn blah blah time slows so thn its.time travel yeah
so if you did the samethingwith something lik a ant.and.tied a.snt.to a bullet and.shot it with it on it.would it time travel since its.a.smaller.scale??
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 10:20:34 AM
QuoteTime travel im being serious..?rubschin:
if a human goes.fast enough he goes faster thn light thn blah blah time slows so thn its.time travel yeah
so if you did the samethingwith something lik a ant.and.tied a.snt.to a bullet and.shot it with it on it.would it time travel since its.a.smaller.scale??
No. noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 10:23:39 AM
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 10:30:20 AM
How would you tie an ant to a bullet? rubschin:
Quite so!
And a bullet doesn't get anywhere near the speed of light even if you could..... lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 29, 2011, 11:02:00 AM
I am sure that we could come up with some enterprising ways that would help the poster do a bit of time travelling. angel1 angel1 eveilgrin:
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I am going to Ireland so I can write stories how should I start it off?whacky115
Well I want to write an egyptian story about a mummy who comes back from the dead and read it to everybody but how should I start it off and what should the mummy's name be? And he was killed for doing something bad. Ten point.......
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2011, 06:02:33 PM
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Bear attacks in England?doh:
I'm writing a book and I need to know where in England, just give me a place that you can go hiking and there would be bears there that (if provoked) would attack you. Don't ask, i just need the name of a place please no joking.
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2011, 07:43:47 AM
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Post by: Barman on December 31, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling) whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 10:24:33 AM
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I speak some German and I am visiting Puerto Varas in Chile next year – would german be useful?noooo:
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?Banghead
Post by: Pastis on December 31, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
QuoteWhy was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?Banghead
happy001 happy001
The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't razz:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2011, 05:41:01 PM
QuoteWhy was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?Banghead
happy001 happy001
The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't razz:
lol: lol: lol:
Not forgetting Archie Meades Replacement of Bath Water theory.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 31, 2011, 06:52:12 PM
Or Kepler's Laws of Planetary Emotions.
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Is there a bus that would travel from the US to the UK?noooo:
if so please send me a link , I would like to spend 1 month in London to see a friend . how much do yall think it would cost? and I am staying in a hotel while I'm in London as well :)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2012, 09:04:21 AM
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 09:59:28 AM
Of course there is ...it's an Airbus ::)
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Displaying Mickey ears at home?eeek:
I was wondering how y'all display your Mickey ears at home.
We have a set of bride and groom ears. Perhaps a wall shelf to sit them on, or just attaching them to the wall somehow. (The groom hat is a top hat though, so that might be hard.)
Does anyone have ideas or pictures to share?
Also, for those of you that keep them out on a bookshelf or something, do they get dusty?
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 10:56:37 AM
QuoteDisplaying Mickey ears at home?eeek:
I was wondering how y'all display your Mickey ears at home.
We have a set of bride and groom ears. Perhaps a wall shelf to sit them on, or just attaching them to the wall somehow. (The groom hat is a top hat though, so that might be hard.)
Does anyone have ideas or pictures to share?
Also, for those of you that keep them out on a bookshelf or something, do they get dusty?
The website that keeps on giving... lol:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 05:13:47 PM
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
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What country was found first: Greenland or Denmark?Banghead
Okay what country was found first denmark or greenland, and also, can you put these countries in order starting with the ones that were found first?
Iceland Denmark Sweden Finland and Norway and Greenland.
Post by: Pastis on January 01, 2012, 06:05:30 PM
QuoteIs France a country.?
Just wondering.
René Descartes had the same problem whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 12:37:31 AM
drumroll:QuoteIs France a country.?
Just wondering.
René Descartes had the same problem whistle:
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Where to buy cat urine from for spilling behind desks?rubschin:
There could be munny in this
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 05:03:12 PM
QuoteWhere to buy cat urine from for spilling behind desks?rubschin:
There could be munny in this
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 05:05:45 PM
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 05:13:56 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)
:thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)
whistle:
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What can i do to make my ankle to look bruse colour so i can have crutches?whacky115
not like break a bone
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
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Friend making me read a book help!!!?rubschin:
So my friend wants me to read this book mortal instruments which i am not into. She keeps saying have you read it have you read it and i don't want to. How do i get out if it with out hurting her fillings.
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2012, 06:36:06 AM
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Can i get pregnant while already pregnant?
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Sometimes i sit and cry to myself about how weird and embarrassed i feel?happy100
im a 13 year old boy but im small for my age. my girlfriend is the same age with the same birthday but she is a lot taller than me. she was a 7 year old brother and a 9 year old brother who are both taller than me and i hate going to her house because a 7 and 9 year old are taller than me. her big brother who is 14 is also taller than me, a lot taller. i remember when i was at her house, i sat on her couch and her two little brothers were at the side of me and their feet were touching the ground but mines wasn't mines were a mile off. also, another time we came in from school and the label of my boxers were sticking out and the size was 5-6 and everyone in her house seen it and laughed and her 7 year old brother said "i stopped wearing that size years ago mines are 10-11" and my face went so red.
her two little brothers make me feel so self concious and embarrassed about myself and my height, my feet are a juniour 1 and sometimes depending on the brand im an infiant size 12 but her two little brothers and size 4 and size 6 in feet, and once when i was at her house they found out my school shoes were an infant size 12 because they had the size in the insole of my shoes.
i dont want to feel like this? what do i do? do i look all that small?
me: http://www.flickr.com/photos/72164040@N04/6559796609/in/photostream/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/72164040@N04/6559796609/in/photostream/)
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 11:01:40 AM
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Best songs to accompany a monologue about a pyromaniac who accidetnally killed his own mum?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2012, 11:36:28 AM
QuoteBest songs to accompany a monologue about a pyromaniac who accidetnally killed his own mum?eeek:
"I don't want to set the world on fire ~ I just want to light a flame in your heart" whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 11:45:09 AM
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Are there any legal ways to get drunk?!?
hey, i know this question sounds really silly, but i remember a while ago a friend of mine told me that eating something like 135 baileys chocolates would get you drunk. I was just thinking, so if you got caught by parents or police for being drunk, you could just say you pigged out on chocolates? can someone please confirm this, and also are there any other "legal" forms of ingesting alcohol?
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 04:24:45 PM
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If sleep is so important, then why is school so early?
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Can I leave a swan in my house whilst I go on holiday?
Okay, so a bit of a wierd question and a bit of a strange situation, but here we go... A few weeks ago a good friend of mine left me in charge of his swannery out near Blaeston in Wales. It is a bit of a drive, but I just had to make sure the swans were okay, and give them their food- my friend had left some bacon rind to give them- he says it gives their feathers a wonderful lustre.
So it was all fine until one day, i saw that one of the swans had chipped his beak a bit, so i decided to take him home to give him his swan medicine and repair his beak as best I could. Well i took the swan back, and then the next day my friends wife came back to take charge of the swannery, so i called her to arrange to drop off the injured swan, but she said that, because it had an injured beak, she didn't want it anymore, and that i should just keep it- she bred prize swans, and didnt want this one to depress the other swans. So now i am stuck with this swan, and I have booked a two week hiliday in Brussels which I am really looking forward to.
I can probably get rid of the swan when I get back, but I have to leave in a week, so i dont really have enough time. So my question is: Can I leave the swan in the house? I could leave a bowl of swan food on the kitchen floor and then maybe leave a shower running so it has plenty of water?!? I really don't know? At the moment he is ripping up the carpet and making quite a lot of noise and he doesn't seem happy. Maybe if I leave him it will be better? I could put him in the garage and fill all of my plastic containers up with water- to reconstruct a lakeside environment!?!? Please help- I am at a loose tether?!?
Post by: Pastis on January 04, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
QuoteCan I leave a swan in my house whilst I go on holiday?
Okay, so a bit of a wierd question and a bit of a strange situation, but here we go... A few weeks ago a good friend of mine left me in charge of his swannery out near Blaeston in Wales. It is a bit of a drive, but I just had to make sure the swans were okay, and give them their food- my friend had left some bacon rind to give them- he says it gives their feathers a wonderful lustre.
So it was all fine until one day, i saw that one of the swans had chipped his beak a bit, so i decided to take him home to give him his swan medicine and repair his beak as best I could. Well i took the swan back, and then the next day my friends wife came back to take charge of the swannery, so i called her to arrange to drop off the injured swan, but she said that, because it had an injured beak, she didn't want it anymore, and that i should just keep it- she bred prize swans, and didnt want this one to depress the other swans. So now i am stuck with this swan, and I have booked a two week hiliday in Brussels which I am really looking forward to.
I can probably get rid of the swan when I get back, but I have to leave in a week, so i dont really have enough time. So my question is: Can I leave the swan in the house? I could leave a bowl of swan food on the kitchen floor and then maybe leave a shower running so it has plenty of water?!? I really don't know? At the moment he is ripping up the carpet and making quite a lot of noise and he doesn't seem happy. Maybe if I leave him it will be better? I could put him in the garage and fill all of my plastic containers up with water- to reconstruct a lakeside environment!?!? Please help- I am at a loose tether?!?
This one belongs in the "Do Dreams Have Meaning?" thread razz:
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 08:17:46 PM
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What time is 8/7c in UK time?whacky115
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 11:58:46 AM
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What bread is lassie the dog?doh:
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What is the website I need to be able to leave feedback on for Pizza Hut?rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2012, 12:25:47 PM
QuoteWhat bread is lassie the dog?doh:
Toast by now I would think.
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Good Paying Careers With Animals or Travelling?
I love animals and I would love working with them on a regular basis. Are their any good paying jobs that deal with animals?
I also love travelling, I would love to see the world! Is their any good paying jobs dealing with travelling?
It seems that "lion tamer" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2012, 03:13:37 PM
Are their any good paying jobs that deal with animals?
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 06, 2012, 06:32:12 PM
QuoteWhat bread is lassie the dog?doh:
Toast by now I would think.
Crumbs is he that old?
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 06:42:35 PM
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
QuoteWhat bread is lassie the dog?doh:
Toast by now I would think.
Crumbs is he that old?
he is... I wonder what happened to all the dough he made...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2012, 10:39:13 AM
whacky115
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 11:20:20 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS)
whacky115
Tomatoes eh...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 07:55:38 AM
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?scared2:
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2012, 09:28:27 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2012, 10:12:30 AM
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 10:34:13 AM
Spank2:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2012, 08:21:01 PM
QuoteBoyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?scared2:
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
I sense the hand of Darwin at work here....... rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2012, 09:10:53 PM
QuoteBoyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?scared2:
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
I sense the hand of Darwin at work here....... rubschin:
Nothing under my pillow old boy.
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 11:18:03 AM
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Is a space hopper a good way to lose weight?? im 19 - should I buy one?rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on January 12, 2012, 11:50:14 AM
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 11:51:59 AM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
Did he lose any weight tho...? rubschin:
I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid.... sad24:
Post by: Snoopy on January 12, 2012, 11:56:35 AM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
Did he lose any weight tho...? rubschin:
I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid.... sad24:
He did lose a considerable amount of blood.
Two weeks later he tried it again........ Back to A&E.
I stabbed the hopper to deflate it and threw it away.
Had to tell him it had been taken by the Angels for his own safety. He cried buckets. redface:
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 12:04:27 PM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
Did he lose any weight tho...? rubschin:
I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid.... sad24:
He did lose a considerable amount of blood.
Two weeks later he tried it again........ Back to A&E.
I stabbed the hopper to deflate it and threw it away.
Had to tell him it had been taken by the Angels for his own safety. He cried buckets. redface:
happy001
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 12:14:11 PM
I was convinced that if I leapt off the side of a building holding it I would be gently lowered to the ground... cloud9:
The fact that it had a huge spring in it to kick it out into the air stream didn't ring any alarm bells at all... I think the chute hit the ground before I did... noooo:
Happy days... lol:
I also remember my dad brining me home a hard hat from work... :thumbsup:
I demonstrated how good it was to my mates by throwing a brick into the air above my head - unfortunately, it missed the hat and hit me on the shoulder.... sad24:
The nurses at A&E at Ashford Hospital said they kept my own bed for me... lol:
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 12:18:56 PM
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 12:20:49 PM
I had a tricycle with no brakes :thumbsup: Pity we lived on top of a hill noooo:
Amazing how we all survived really isn't it...? lol:
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 12:23:38 PM
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 12:58:40 PM
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?noooo:
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
Post by: Just One More on January 12, 2012, 06:07:00 PM
QuoteWhat was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?noooo:
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
Bugger all, Robin Williams did it single handed :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2012, 06:28:45 PM
QuoteWhat was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?noooo:
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
Bugger all, Robin Williams did it single handed :thumbsup:
That was before he started hanging round toilets I suppose?
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 01:01:42 PM
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How does one say "hello little girl, want a sweetie? Do a hand-stand for uncle" in Modern Greek?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 01:05:09 PM
BM enquires:QuoteHow does one say "hello little girl, want a sweetie? Do a hand-stand for uncle" in Modern Greek?
γειά σου το μικρό κορίτσι, θέλει ένα sweetie; Κάνετε μια χέρι-στάση για το θείο whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 01:16:02 PM
The Perverts' Phrasebook?
Ναι... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 02:15:50 PM
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Who wrote the chapter MATTHEW of the bible ?did Matthew wrote it ?Banghead
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 07:05:37 PM
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My boyfriend is exhausted after we have sex? What's wrong? ?
My boyfriend is exhausted after sex? ?
When we're done he lays there for a good 15 minutes to catch his breathe, his heart beats really fast and he sais his stomach kills him, what's wrong? Is he just really out of shape? He's not overweight or anything
Lucky chap!!
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:43:20 PM
QuoteMy boyfriend is exhausted after we have sex? What's wrong? ?
My boyfriend is exhausted after sex? ?
When we're done he lays there for a good 15 minutes to catch his breathe, his heart beats really fast and he sais his stomach kills him, what's wrong? Is he just really out of shape? He's not overweight or anything
Lucky chap!!
The guy or his boyfriend...? whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 08:38:40 PM
:thumbsup: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:07:21 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl)
:thumbsup: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2012, 10:04:10 AM
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Can a boxer deliver and still born and then labor stop?rubschin:
My sister dog is a boxer and is pregnant. Her dog has been in labor for 24 hours and she says her dog delivered a still born and then her labor stopped. Does this sound right? And yes my sister shouldn't have breeded her dog being as clueless and lazy as she is. And the only reason I'm asking is bc she is a pathological liar who pawns her kids off on every1 and this is her current excuse. I'm trying to determine if she is telling the truth for once. Thanks. Please don't lecture me on dog breeding I agree with you.
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 11:12:37 AM
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Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 05:13:46 PM
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What does a lighthouse emphasise ?rubschin:
if something looks like a lighthouse what would it mean
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 06:35:46 PM
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When does a baby of tunisian father and scottish mother change colour?
Apparently "just pray it isn't a ginger" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 07:07:52 PM
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Can anyone dirty-minded help me with this?
Basically I have a psychology exam soon and my teacher suggested we use mnemonics to help remember all the names and studies.
(In case you don't know, a mnemonic is where you take the first letter of all the words you need to remember e.g. for names - Hastie, Asch, Nemeth and Wachtler - and you replace it with common words that make a sentence like Harry And Nadia Waited - so its easier to remember)
I need something like this for these letters:
P
H
C
P
C
P
C
R
H
A
N
M
and
E
P
E
A
W
E
S
M
M
If you can think of something dirty it would help because its easier to remember + make a story line so its like an actual sentence not just random dirty words (i know thats bad but if it helps oh well!)
thank you!
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Edith's Pretty Easy And Will Eat Some Massive Meat.eeek:
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:12:26 AM
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Where can i find a large novelty pencil from amsterdam?rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 01:18:02 AM
QuoteWhere can i find a large novelty pencil from amsterdam?rubschin:
Thought you were working........... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:19:32 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 01:21:26 AM
Finished cloud9: Off to bed, but not tired now Banghead
We have a goodnight thread.......... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 03:20:56 PM
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What does it mean when a girl you like is sitting with her friends and they look at you and start giggling?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 03:23:05 PM
BM writesQuoteWhat does it mean when a girl you like is sitting with her friends and they look at you and start giggling?
whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 03:39:03 PM
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Am I pregnant? internet sources left me confused.?
I advisedher to use this redface:
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/)
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 03:50:23 PM
QuoteAm I pregnant? internet sources left me confused.?
I advisedher to use this redface:
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/)
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2012, 04:27:09 PM
highnoon
Joined: 28/09/2009
Posts: 12
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Message 7 of 9 in Discussion
s**t ... fucked up the Links
............the use of **** is some what lost I think........ rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 04:30:08 PM
Not quite yahoo answers but a moron all the same .................
highnoon
Joined: 28/09/2009
Posts: 12
Message Posted:
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Message 7 of 9 in Discussion
s**t ... fucked up the Links
............the use of **** is some what lost I think........ rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: What a c**t!
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 04:45:40 PM
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:01:21 PM
you mean w**t a cunt!
happy001
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 11:45:32 PM
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 05:24:20 AM
not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
No, I'm with you on that one! lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2012, 06:38:39 AM
not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 19, 2012, 09:27:42 AM
not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
drumroll:
Or, they might be referring to astrology?
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 09:31:53 AM
not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
drumroll:
Or, they might be referring to astrology?
Pollux whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2012, 01:22:05 PM
not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
drumroll:
Or, they might be referring to astrology?
Pollux whistle:
Talking out Uranus again?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 20, 2012, 05:06:18 PM
not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
drumroll:
Or, they might be referring to astrology?
Pollux whistle:
Talking out Uranus again?
Castor oil would help with that eyes:
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2012, 04:07:18 PM
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Why did the Titanic sink?
It seems, "It filled with water," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 24, 2012, 08:21:56 AM
QuoteWhy did the Titanic sink?
It seems, "It filled with water," is not an acceptable answer redface:
How about:
It acquired negative bouyancy?
whistle:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 24, 2012, 09:58:47 AM
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2012, 10:07:16 AM
lol: I seemed to have acquired some of that too.
I read that as tattoo... eeek:
I must clean me specs... redface:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2012, 11:55:10 AM
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Is it true that Hereford rail station is going to be electrified?
It seems that "Yes, and everyone who goes there will die" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
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How can I transport a huge stuffed Moose from Alaska to NY state?
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 09:13:10 PM
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What language (specifically) do they speak in Mitaka, Tokyo, Japan?noooo:
Me and my friend are trying to learn It.
Post by: Misty on January 31, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fcsnbw0s8j%2FJapanese.jpg&hash=7ec587ef80699535d0bf45f753d504a0bfdc6ac7) (http://postimage.org/image/csnbw0s8j/)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 09:38:55 PM
reply....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fcsnbw0s8j%2FJapanese.jpg&hash=7ec587ef80699535d0bf45f753d504a0bfdc6ac7) (http://postimage.org/image/csnbw0s8j/)
"Closed for restoration, please use rear entrance." ? rubschin:
Post by: Misty on January 31, 2012, 09:44:57 PM
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 09:50:30 AM
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Did he wanted to have a conversation or my spoon?noooo:
So today in lunch a guy was walking with his friends and then he sat next to me and said "hey there, I just noticed you have a spoon there" I said "my spoon? yeah what about it?" and he said "are you gonna use it" I said "No, do you want it?" and he said "yeah great!" and left...
I've never talk to this guy before we're like strangers
oh and you can get an spoon from the place they serve us the food so idk why he asked me for my spoon lol
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 09:58:46 AM
noooo: redface:
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 02:54:12 PM
cloud9:
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 03:26:59 PM
What is the matter with these people? The instructions are simple "Take off your clothes, lay down and open yer legs." Banghead
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2012, 03:32:35 PM
Colonoscopy ~ Is performed by a doctor sticking a catheter and camera up yer jacksy and peering at yer colon from the inside. Impossible to DIY!
What is the matter with these people? The instructions are simple "Take off your clothes, lay down and open yer legs." Banghead
You smooth talker........
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 03:39:42 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 03:42:52 PM
As chat up lines go it has the merit of directness angel1
And has been known to work ~ with the help of youth and my willingness to pay for a Vodka and Lime. whistle:
(See Mrs Snoopy #1)
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 01:45:27 PM
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Why are there school?
i mean theres no reason to spend like 20 years of your lief in school witth people that you hates...
and you can find a job anyplace you wants like a architeck yu can be an arkitech without kknowing notin just drawn a building and people build it its stoopid that there are school
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 01:47:14 PM
QuoteWhy are there school?
i mean theres no reason to spend like 20 years of your lief in school witth people that you hates...
and you can find a job anyplace you wants like a architeck yu can be an arkitech without kknowing notin just drawn a building and people build it its stoopid that there are school
happy001
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 02, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
QuoteWhy are there school?
i mean theres no reason to spend like 20 years of your lief in school witth people that you hates...
and you can find a job anyplace you wants like a architeck yu can be an arkitech without kknowing notin just drawn a building and people build it its stoopid that there are school
Is that your article that you mentioned in the Commons, like?
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 01:57:04 PM
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 02:38:50 PM
QuoteWhy are there school?
i mean theres no reason to spend like 20 years of your lief in school witth people that you hates...
and you can find a job anyplace you wants like a architeck yu can be an arkitech without kknowing notin just drawn a building and people build it its stoopid that there are school
Is that your article that you mentioned in the Commons, like?
happy002
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 03:00:18 PM
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What are the similarities between the Three Musketeers and The Renaissance Period?whacky115
I tried to search this on the net but, can't seem to find answers. Help me please! I need this for my Thesis. Thanks! :D
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 03:05:32 PM
QuoteWhat are the similarities between the Three Musketeers and The Renaissance Period?whacky115
I tried to search this on the net but, can't seem to find answers. Help me please! I need this for my Thesis. Thanks! :D
Thesis! happy001
What a cunt... noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
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What are some good attention getters for an informative speech on abuse.?
Im writing a speech for my speech class on abuse. Its an informative speech. The topic abuse im meaning in general like Child, Adult, and Animal
My suggestion?
Quote
Take an animal or small child in and then hit it with a hammerredface:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 03:19:33 PM
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We have formed a fraternity at my local college and would like to know how to apply for greek letters...?
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YOu apply to me!! Send me £500 and I will send you some nice Greek letters!redface:
I am gong to get banned any minute scared2:
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 03:22:10 PM
QuoteWhat are some good attention getters for an informative speech on abuse.?
Im writing a speech for my speech class on abuse. Its an informative speech. The topic abuse im meaning in general like Child, Adult, and Animal
My suggestion?QuoteTake an animal or small child in and then hit it with a hammerredface:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6YTQTtqnoz6BjeuyO_a1AjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6YTQTtqnoz6BjeuyO_a1AjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa)
redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 03:25:00 PM
ANd you gubbed the link ::)
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 03:28:46 PM
Spank2:
ANd you gubbed the link ::)
Fixed! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 06:23:32 PM
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My friend is having trouble getting pregnant, what are some good tips on how to? ?shutup:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
QuoteWhat are some good attention getters for an informative speech on abuse.?
Im writing a speech for my speech class on abuse. Its an informative speech. The topic abuse im meaning in general like Child, Adult, and Animal
My suggestion?QuoteTake an animal or small child in and then hit it with a hammerredface:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6YTQTtqnoz6BjeuyO_a1AjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6YTQTtqnoz6BjeuyO_a1AjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa)
redface: redface:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa)
redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 07:18:15 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgOB2MPQTI6GApAfWm6Aeb3ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgOB2MPQTI6GApAfWm6Aeb3ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa)
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
happy001
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2012, 07:48:02 PM
Miss C is the wicked witch of the West noooo:
happy001
On the contrary my dear JOM I am a good Samaritan. angel1 I think my cover is blown though. noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 07:52:00 PM
QuoteWhat are some good attention getters for an informative speech on abuse.?
Im writing a speech for my speech class on abuse. Its an informative speech. The topic abuse im meaning in general like Child, Adult, and Animal
My suggestion?QuoteTake an animal or small child in and then hit it with a hammerredface:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6YTQTtqnoz6BjeuyO_a1AjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6YTQTtqnoz6BjeuyO_a1AjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa)
redface: redface:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20120202065023AAqdJHa)
redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 09:21:18 PM
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Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2012, 09:32:28 PM
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 06:53:35 AM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 09:22:28 AM
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Hi, how many degrees are there in Oxford?doh:
I'm Italian and I want knowing the temperature in Oxford, because I'll go here for a language stage!
thank you for your answers
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
QuoteHi, how many degrees are there in Oxford?doh:
I'm Italian and I want knowing the temperature in Oxford, because I'll go here for a language stage!
thank you for your answers
Three...? lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2012, 09:52:42 AM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 01:53:30 PM
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Is it possible to get pregnant in a hot tub?eeek:
If you are in a hot tub, and a male has ejaculated, near where you are sitting, is it possible to get pregnant from it?
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 05:22:21 PM
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When was the mono lisa painted?noooo:
i have a test soon about the mono Lisa Please answer this question and put other cool facts too
Post by: Pastis on February 03, 2012, 05:36:26 PM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 05:37:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 06:12:45 PM
If he'd used both hands to paint it would it have been the Stereo Lisa? rubschin:
Presumably if he used both hands, both feet and his todger that would make it the Dolby Lisa?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 03, 2012, 06:16:57 PM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 06:24:16 PM
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I want to change my return flight from managua to denver 112263338457?noooo:
i want to leave managua nic. march7 and arrive in denver march 7,,can you make the changes for me and how much will it cost thanks peter
Post by: Pastis on February 03, 2012, 06:29:17 PM
As distinct from the Dali Lama?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Ftw2yu12ct%2FScreen_shot_2012_02_03_at_18_26_05.jpg&hash=e26160d2cec71daee7a44acda5ec32c6f8b16730) (http://postimage.org/image/tw2yu12ct/)
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 06:32:01 PM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 06:36:06 PM
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Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 10:01:29 PM
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When flying how do you?Banghead
When flying and your with a kid and it's an 18 years old and then a kid how do meet the caption i know when your a kid you can meet the caption and the flight attendance people help you? Anyone know how to set this up
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
QuoteWhen flying how do you?Banghead
When flying and your with a kid and it's an 18 years old and then a kid how do meet the caption i know when your a kid you can meet the caption and the flight attendance people help you? Anyone know how to set this up
Tell em to write a letter.........they will think he is 4............
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2012, 08:05:37 AM
QuoteWhen flying how do you?Banghead
When flying and your with a kid and it's an 18 years old and then a kid how do meet the caption i know when your a kid you can meet the caption and the flight attendance people help you? Anyone know how to set this up
Tell em to write a letter.........they will think he is 4............
lol: lol: lol:
Like when I was on Concorde.... whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2012, 08:39:12 AM
Like when I was one Concorde....
Who was the other Concorde?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2012, 10:11:30 AM
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 01:17:04 PM
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What essentials should a girl take on a 1 week school holiday?
I'm 13 I'm going on a school ski holiday in Italy by coach from London this Friday and unfortunately, on the first 2 days of the trip, I'm probably still going to have my period
I already have: -
*Pyjamas
Tops
Bottoms
Socks
Fleece
Bras/underwears (obviously)
Towels
Face Towels
Hygiene Wash
Body Wash
Shampoo
Conditioner
Gloves
Slippers
Back Pack
Body Cream
Pack of hairbands (they break easily on my thick hair)
Headbands
Hairdryer
Vaseline
Deodorant
Tissues
Face Moisturiser
Face Wash
Pads and Liners
Travel Pills, I get travel sick
Antihistimmies
Paracetamol
Travel Plug
Plasters
Travel Plug
£50 recommended by teachers
Hairbrush and comb
Travel Pillow
Toothbrush
Travel Blanket
Toothbrush, toothpastes
Phone, Camera, PSP
Food and Drink
Anything I haven't covered? Please help xx
Apparently "a mule" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 01:47:36 PM
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 01:55:37 PM
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Post by: Nick on February 06, 2012, 12:08:15 PM
happy001
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 06, 2012, 12:24:25 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtBZM0jeEGVoaQA62c.7yEAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120206034514AAMtrdF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtBZM0jeEGVoaQA62c.7yEAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120206034514AAMtrdF)
happy001
Not too sure why you find that so funny. It's a tragic affliction that affects most teenagers these days.
Some experts believe the condition has its roots in Global Warming as the teenage brain cannot handle the extra heat. Others believe it to be the result of giving up the will to live after realising that Bieber is not going to write to them, now, or any other time.
whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2012, 12:26:28 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtBZM0jeEGVoaQA62c.7yEAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120206034514AAMtrdF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtBZM0jeEGVoaQA62c.7yEAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120206034514AAMtrdF)
happy001
Not too sure why you find that so funny. It's a tragic affliction that affects most teenagers these days.
Some experts believe the condition has its roots in Global Warming as the teenage brain cannot handle the extra heat. Others believe it to be the result of giving up the will to live after realising that Bieber is not going to write to them, now, or any other time.
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2012, 12:30:28 PM
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2012, 01:34:54 PM
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That is not funny. AT ALL. That is actually very tragic.redface:
I think you need to go and see a Psychologist, you must have serious mental issues if you find that amusing.
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2012, 07:44:22 PM
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Teacher caused daughter to wet her pants- how should I deal with this situation?
Apparently "Change her pants" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 07, 2012, 09:00:53 AM
QuoteTeacher caused daughter to wet her pants- how should I deal with this situation?
Apparently "Change her pants" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Answer would rather depend on the age of said daughter. Either change teacher, or change d's fetish
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2012, 02:33:23 PM
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Does Athens still exist?Banghead Banghead
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2012, 04:00:53 PM
QuoteDoes Athens still exist?Banghead Banghead
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
No ~ Athens is a myth .... some say it slipped under the sea. Atlantis, however, is the capital of Greece
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 07, 2012, 04:24:55 PM
QuoteDoes Athens still exist?Banghead Banghead
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
No ~ Athens is a myth .... some say it slipped under the sea. Atlantis, however, is the capital of Greece
But only until they go bankrupt - then it'll be Bonn
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2012, 04:31:13 PM
QuoteDoes Athens still exist?Banghead Banghead
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
No ~ Athens is a myth .... some say it slipped under the sea. Atlantis, however, is the capital of Greece
But only until they go bankrupt - then it'll be Bonn
It has long been said that we won the war but Germany won the peace ..... It has taken them some time but ...................
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2012, 08:26:34 PM
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I'm looking for a scholarship to go to a high school in England?
My friend and I really want to go to a boarding school in England because it would be good for educational purposes. We want one with boys and girls attending the school, with lots of sports and activities, good educators, good scholarship programs, a lot of field trips, teach French and speak English, and in Britian (as in they have british accents but speak English). For sports we would like horseback riding, swimming, and archery. My friend models so pageants would be nice to have. We don't care if the stables are on campus or near campus either would be nice. Thankyou and please please help us.
It seems that, "Not very demanding, are you?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 08:50:03 AM
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Can you have a strapless wedding dress if you have a big bust?
im 42dd
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Oh yes. It would make the wedding more exciting. Your guests could place bets on whether you would explode out of it and then shout "BINGO" when you do.redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2012, 11:47:32 AM
I will get some jars ready for you. I have a new pinny, sent by my daughter, it arrived today an is therefore pristine.
It's all very therapeutic. angel1
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 11:53:04 AM
noooo: You have far too much time on your hands. Would you please make some mustard and artichoke pesto I am a little behind. That is mustard on it's own and artichoke pesto on it's own not the two together if you see what I mean.
I will get some jars ready for you. I have a new pinny, sent by my daughter, it arrived today an is therefore pristine.
It's all very therapeutic. angel1
doh:
I've just been to the shops - I could have picked some up like....
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 12:34:17 PM
noooo: You have far too much time on your hands. Would you please make some mustard and artichoke pesto I am a little behind. That is mustard on it's own and artichoke pesto on it's own not the two together if you see what I mean.
I will get some jars ready for you. I have a new pinny, sent by my daughter, it arrived today an is therefore pristine.
It's all very therapeutic. angel1
shutup:
Post by: barmisspah? on February 08, 2012, 01:25:23 PM
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 02:02:13 PM
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 03:26:29 PM
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Backpack Europe in 10 days?noooo:
Hey there!
Two of my friends and I would like to backpack Europe but we only got 10 days as we have a student exchange programme after that.
Basically we want to get to London -> Brussels -> Amsterdam -> Copenhagen -> Prague -> Vienna -> Zurich -> Bern -> Paris -> London.
Has anyone tried this before and do you think it is possible?
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 03:41:13 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 03:45:01 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
And a patio?
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 03:46:56 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
And a patio?
A big one! :thumbsup:
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 04:00:55 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
And a patio?
A big one! :thumbsup:
And an airline ticket ........ almost the perfect plan :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2012, 04:07:25 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
And a patio?
A big one! :thumbsup:
Isn't it already full though?
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 04:16:51 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
And a patio?
A big one! :thumbsup:
And an airline ticket ........ almost the perfect plan :thumbsup:
An alibi! cloud9:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2012, 04:54:36 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
Judging from the feedback from people on here who have seen you shoot my money is on LL. whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 04:57:43 PM
Well what do you know
Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun
Top Answer !!
I have a gun.... rubschin:
Judging from the feedback from people on here who have seen you shoot my money is on LL. whistle:
Nobody on here has seen me shoot.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 05:43:11 PM
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 06:03:10 PM
Those people who have been shooting with you are all in INtensive Care ::)
Or dead! eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 06:39:36 PM
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What Do People Do In The Tropical Climates Do For Recreation?
What do people in tropical climates do for recreation in tropical climates?
5 minutes ag
Apparently "Do you mean in tropical climates?" is not entirely acceptable redface:
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 11:50:31 AM
Looking forward to some good answers eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2012, 12:03:26 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120209034827AAjEtwg (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120209034827AAjEtwg)
Looking forward to some good answers eveilgrin:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 03:19:23 PM
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Is it necrophilia if she was alive when i started?eeek:
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2012, 03:27:21 PM
QuoteIs it necrophilia if she was alive when i started?eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 05:10:40 PM
eveilgrin:
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 05:35:20 PM
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2012, 05:39:35 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 05:46:48 PM
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 08:08:11 PM
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My pennies are errecting nowadays is there any medicine for that?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 09:38:40 PM
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Can someone add five hours to this time?Banghead Banghead Banghead
Im kinda tired of number right now. so can someone add five hours to 1:30? thanks. please no stupid answers.
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2012, 09:45:48 PM
QuoteMy pennies are errecting nowadays is there any medicine for that?rubschin:
I wish my pennies were going up.
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2012, 10:37:29 AM
whacky115
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 10, 2012, 11:45:40 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL)
whacky115
Slamming another kids head into a locker and shutting the door is a very bad thing to do and should be avoided at all costs. There are much better ways to deal with annoying kids.
Pushing them down a flight of stairs is very effective you can then take pictures of his broken limbs and all the blood and then post them on the internet., holding his head in the toilet and repeatedly flushing it is great especially if the toilet is foul and dirty and of course this does not get too dirty with blood and stuff. Slamming his head into a wall can produce lots of blood and black eyes.
angel1
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2012, 03:14:48 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL)
whacky115
Slamming another kids head into a locker and shutting the door is a very bad thing to do and should be avoided at all costs. There are much better ways to deal with annoying kids.
Pushing them down a flight of stairs is very effective you can then take pictures of his broken limbs and all the blood and then post them on the internet., holding his head in the toilet and repeatedly flushing it is great especially if the toilet is foul and dirty and of course this does not get too dirty with blood and stuff. Slamming his head into a wall can produce lots of blood and black eyes.
angel1
You can tell you're ex-plod. ;)
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2012, 03:25:03 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL)
whacky115
Slamming another kids head into a locker and shutting the door is a very bad thing to do and should be avoided at all costs. There are much better ways to deal with annoying kids.
Pushing them down a flight of stairs is very effective you can then take pictures of his broken limbs and all the blood and then post them on the internet., holding his head in the toilet and repeatedly flushing it is great especially if the toilet is foul and dirty and of course this does not get too dirty with blood and stuff. Slamming his head into a wall can produce lots of blood and black eyes.
angel1
You can tell you're ex-plod. ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 10, 2012, 08:39:15 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL)
whacky115
Slamming another kids head into a locker and shutting the door is a very bad thing to do and should be avoided at all costs. There are much better ways to deal with annoying kids.
Pushing them down a flight of stairs is very effective you can then take pictures of his broken limbs and all the blood and then post them on the internet., holding his head in the toilet and repeatedly flushing it is great especially if the toilet is foul and dirty and of course this does not get too dirty with blood and stuff. Slamming his head into a wall can produce lots of blood and black eyes.
angel1
You can tell you're ex-plod. ;)
evil: I was merely offering advice gained over a life time of watching the' Maury Show'. angel1
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2012, 11:10:41 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL)
whacky115
Slamming another kids head into a locker and shutting the door is a very bad thing to do and should be avoided at all costs. There are much better ways to deal with annoying kids.
Pushing them down a flight of stairs is very effective you can then take pictures of his broken limbs and all the blood and then post them on the internet., holding his head in the toilet and repeatedly flushing it is great especially if the toilet is foul and dirty and of course this does not get too dirty with blood and stuff. Slamming his head into a wall can produce lots of blood and black eyes.
angel1
You can tell you're ex-plod. ;)
evil: I was merely offering advice gained over a life time of watching the' Maury Show'. angel1
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 11, 2012, 02:20:43 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao8J7psI3Q_tHnCmWI458oYgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120209134313AAjIWbL)
whacky115
Slamming another kids head into a locker and shutting the door is a very bad thing to do and should be avoided at all costs. There are much better ways to deal with annoying kids.
Pushing them down a flight of stairs is very effective you can then take pictures of his broken limbs and all the blood and then post them on the internet., holding his head in the toilet and repeatedly flushing it is great especially if the toilet is foul and dirty and of course this does not get too dirty with blood and stuff. Slamming his head into a wall can produce lots of blood and black eyes.
angel1
You can tell you're ex-plod. ;)
evil: I was merely offering advice gained over a life time of watching the' Maury Show'. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzetc.org%2Fetexts%2FGov14_02Rail%2FGov14_02RailP001a.jpg&hash=5fb325a6a5f7b7ca6803a7c418fc42fddc858d85)
You're deafer than we thought Darwin....
I said you're deafer.....Oh never mind.
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 02:53:34 PM
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Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 01:23:52 PM
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Are there any Ibiza phrasebooks out there?noooo:
My sister is going to live in Ibiza for 6 months soon and i'd really like to get her a phrasebook for when she goes. But i've had a look around and cant seem to find any. Does anyone know where i might be able to get one from?
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 05:48:51 PM
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What colors to wear in Barcelona in early March?noooo:
I'm from California and typically we start into the navy/white (nautical) combo around this time but I'm hearing that burgundies and greens are more preferred in Spain. I often base my travel wardrobe around two or three colors to make outfits easier to match and not look like a complete disaster but I don't want to be wearing a seasonally inappropriate color the entire trip because that's all I packed...HELP!
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 08:11:34 PM
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What are your favorite Anne Frank quotes?
I'm making a poster for English to go along with my Anne Frank report. I'm putting pictures and quotes on it. I have 33 quotes already. I was wondering... What are your favorite quotes by Anne Frank? Thanks!
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Knock knockredface:
WHo's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans up, you are going to die
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 08:19:21 PM
QuoteWhat are your favorite Anne Frank quotes?
I'm making a poster for English to go along with my Anne Frank report. I'm putting pictures and quotes on it. I have 33 quotes already. I was wondering... What are your favorite quotes by Anne Frank? Thanks!QuoteKnock knockredface:
WHo's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans up, you are going to die
;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2012, 08:19:52 PM
QuoteWhat are your favorite Anne Frank quotes?
I'm making a poster for English to go along with my Anne Frank report. I'm putting pictures and quotes on it. I have 33 quotes already. I was wondering... What are your favorite quotes by Anne Frank? Thanks!QuoteKnock knockredface:
WHo's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans up, you are going to die
Here you go (http://www.basenotes.net/entries/43-quot-She-s-in-the-Attic-quot)
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2012, 05:09:31 PM
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Why do people say never make eye contact while eating a banana?eeek:
Miss D will advise
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 05:10:48 PM
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2012, 05:12:27 PM
What time Friday?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 05:15:32 PM
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 10:59:11 AM
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What is barmodatraingle?
Mystry abt the sea traingle_barnudatringle.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 11:00:38 AM
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 11:02:13 AM
QuoteWhat is barmodatraingle?
Mystry abt the sea traingle_barnudatringle.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftriblocal.com%2Fschaumburg%2Ffiles%2F2012%2F02%2Fgood_grief.gif&hash=3e60e4136664b8f1791fbe0fb0466e9e2f481887)
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 12:18:19 PM
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What does norwich mean on a valentine message?razz:
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 01:30:45 PM
razz:
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 02:04:36 PM
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Whats the name of that festival of the penis in japan?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2012, 05:40:11 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmpAuJYYM02knDMY3l9GEDxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20120214052117AAnbUDl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmpAuJYYM02knDMY3l9GEDxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20120214052117AAnbUDl)
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It was the British attitude to breastfeeding that made Japan enter WW2. On no account do it unless you are willing to be known as the person that started WW3. angel1
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2012, 06:19:45 PM
Didn't the Barmodtriangle used to be BM, Snoops and Wenchy ? rubschin:
:thumbsup:
I prefer the be-ruder triangle
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2012, 06:20:08 PM
Didn't the Barmodtriangle used to be BM, Snoops and Wenchy ? rubschin:
Well I will give you a drumroll: even if the rest of them have eschewd your pearl.
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 06:21:27 PM
Didn't the Barmodtriangle used to be BM, Snoops and Wenchy ? rubschin:
:thumbsup:
I prefer the be-ruder triangle
I think she still has her winter coat on :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2012, 06:27:59 PM
Didn't the Barmodtriangle used to be BM, Snoops and Wenchy ? rubschin:
Well I will give you a drumroll: even if the rest of them have eschewd your pearl.
I gave Miss D one just before you angel1
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2012, 06:40:56 PM
Didn't the Barmodtriangle used to be BM, Snoops and Wenchy ? rubschin:
Well I will give you a drumroll: even if the rest of them have eschewd your pearl.
I gave Miss D one just before you angel1
Story of my life. noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2012, 08:51:30 AM
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Is there going to be a earth quack in japan?confused:
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2012, 03:04:38 PM
QuoteIs there going to be a earth quack in japan?confused:
A soil doctor? rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2012, 03:08:15 PM
QuoteIs there going to be a earth quack in japan?confused:
A soil doctor? rubschin:
Dr Richter?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2012, 08:23:55 AM
QuoteIs there going to be a earth quack in japan?confused:
A soil doctor? rubschin:
Ploctologist
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2012, 04:53:55 PM
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2012, 11:50:30 AM
whacky115
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2012, 02:19:09 PM
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Post by: Nick on February 25, 2012, 11:11:56 AM
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I need facts about stratford upon avon?noooo:
I need to do a shakespeare booklet for my english homework and i need a page on stratford upon avon Please help me
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Bob Sherunkle
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Stratford on Avon is a city in north west England. The city used to be called Avondale and it lies at the mouth of the Stratford estuary. Shakespeare married Donnie Hathaway here in 1666.
Thank you so much. I found this very helpful and i am sure my teacher will like my homework. I havent yet given it to her because i have been off school ill and am going back in tommorow so when i find out what i get i will tell you.
Much apreachiated:
CrazyChipmunk :)
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2012, 11:15:50 AM
QuoteI need facts about stratford upon avon?noooo:
I need to do a shakespeare booklet for my english homework and i need a page on stratford upon avon Please help me
4 days ago Report Abuse
Bob Sherunkle
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Stratford on Avon is a city in north west England. The city used to be called Avondale and it lies at the mouth of the Stratford estuary. Shakespeare married Donnie Hathaway here in 1666.
Thank you so much. I found this very helpful and i am sure my teacher will like my homework. I havent yet given it to her because i have been off school ill and am going back in tommorow so when i find out what i get i will tell you.
Much apreachiated:
CrazyChipmunk :)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2012, 11:22:39 AM
QuoteI need facts about stratford upon avon?noooo:
I need to do a shakespeare booklet for my english homework and i need a page on stratford upon avon Please help me
4 days ago Report Abuse
Bob Sherunkle
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Stratford on Avon is a city in north west England. The city used to be called Avondale and it lies at the mouth of the Stratford estuary. Shakespeare married Donnie Hathaway here in 1666.
Thank you so much. I found this very helpful and i am sure my teacher will like my homework. I havent yet given it to her because i have been off school ill and am going back in tommorow so when i find out what i get i will tell you.
Much apreachiated:
CrazyChipmunk :)
I wonder why, if they can ask questions on Yahoo Answers, they don't seek the answers on Wiki. rubschin:
OK Woodstock has threatened to physically harm any student of hers who ever again quotes Wiki as a "source" but the level these kids are at it would be more than acceptable to read a Wiki page or two and put the facts into their own words surely.
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2012, 11:29:29 AM
QuoteI need facts about stratford upon avon?noooo:
I need to do a shakespeare booklet for my english homework and i need a page on stratford upon avon Please help me
4 days ago Report Abuse
Bob Sherunkle
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Stratford on Avon is a city in north west England. The city used to be called Avondale and it lies at the mouth of the Stratford estuary. Shakespeare married Donnie Hathaway here in 1666.
Thank you so much. I found this very helpful and i am sure my teacher will like my homework. I havent yet given it to her because i have been off school ill and am going back in tommorow so when i find out what i get i will tell you.
Much apreachiated:
CrazyChipmunk :)
I wonder why, if they can ask questions on Yahoo Answers, they don't seek the answers on Wiki. rubschin:
OK Woodstock has threatened to physically harm any student of hers who ever again quotes Wiki as a "source" but the level these kids are at it would be more than acceptable to read a Wiki page or two and put the facts into their own words surely.
Ezakly! lol:
It makes no sense - 90% of the questions on there can be answered by typing the same thing into Google... Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2012, 11:53:24 AM
Woodstock has threatened to physically harm any student of hers who ever again quotes Wiki as a "source" but the level these kids are at it would be more than acceptable to read a Wiki page or two and put the facts into their own words surely.
Agreed, why is it any different to any reference book or written work. evil:
Go and give Woodstock a damned good listening-to.
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2012, 11:55:14 AM
QuoteI need facts about stratford upon avon?noooo:
I need to do a shakespeare booklet for my english homework and i need a page on stratford upon avon Please help me
4 days ago Report Abuse
Bob Sherunkle
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Stratford on Avon is a city in north west England. The city used to be called Avondale and it lies at the mouth of the Stratford estuary. Shakespeare married Donnie Hathaway here in 1666.
Thank you so much. I found this very helpful and i am sure my teacher will like my homework. I havent yet given it to her because i have been off school ill and am going back in tommorow so when i find out what i get i will tell you.
Much apreachiated:
CrazyChipmunk :)
;D ;D ;D Is CrazyChipmunk your latest username on there. if not, let's get him/her on here
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2012, 12:12:54 PM
QuoteI need facts about stratford upon avon?noooo:
I need to do a shakespeare booklet for my english homework and i need a page on stratford upon avon Please help me
4 days ago Report Abuse
Bob Sherunkle
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Stratford on Avon is a city in north west England. The city used to be called Avondale and it lies at the mouth of the Stratford estuary. Shakespeare married Donnie Hathaway here in 1666.
Thank you so much. I found this very helpful and i am sure my teacher will like my homework. I havent yet given it to her because i have been off school ill and am going back in tommorow so when i find out what i get i will tell you.
Much apreachiated:
CrazyChipmunk :)
;D ;D ;D Is CrazyChipmunk your latest username on there. if not, let's get him/her on here
lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2012, 12:41:55 PM
Woodstock has threatened to physically harm any student of hers who ever again quotes Wiki as a "source" but the level these kids are at it would be more than acceptable to read a Wiki page or two and put the facts into their own words surely.
Agreed, why is it any different to any reference book or written work. evil:
Go and give Woodstock a damned good listening-to.
As Woodstock frequently points out to her students she is seeking peer reviewed and academic sources not stuff from an open source where anyone can post any rubbish without supporting evidence.
I never stop listening ~ the wummun could talk for Britain .... She has sunburnt tonsils! surrender:
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2012, 12:55:32 PM
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In Canada do the Jojoba Witnesses also come knocking at your door waking you up at the crack of dawn?rubschin:
Do they? If yes... how do you get rid of thems Jojoba Witnesses?
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2012, 06:06:06 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
QuoteIn Canada do the Jojoba Witnesses also come knocking at your door waking you up at the crack of dawn?rubschin:
Do they? If yes... how do you get rid of thems Jojoba Witnesses?
Answer; You could wash them right out of your hair!
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Post by: Barman on February 27, 2012, 03:33:49 PM
QuoteIn Canada do the Jojoba Witnesses also come knocking at your door waking you up at the crack of dawn?rubschin:
Do they? If yes... how do you get rid of thems Jojoba Witnesses?
Answer; You could wash them right out of your hair!
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Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
What is the world death rate?
Seems I am good at this whistle:
worthy:
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Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2012, 04:15:17 PM
What is the world death rate was my question redface:
point: point: point:
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2012, 04:21:07 PM
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2012, 04:23:38 PM
I need to get to new york for business meeting, do planes fly there from london,
will i have to arrange my own plane?
If there are public planes, how do i arrange to go on one, do i have to pre book, if so , how?
thanks
noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2012, 07:48:05 PM
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2012, 07:53:42 PM
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Im going to pissouri, cyprus in a villa?eeek: eveilgrin:
Please can anyone help me find this address please, it is Kolymbos off Kolokotroni street pissouri cyprus 4607 ive tried different maps and can find kolokotroni but not kolymbos off it... I would be so helpful thanks.
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2012, 08:45:39 PM
QuoteIm going to pissouri, cyprus in a villa?eeek: eveilgrin:
Please can anyone help me find this address please, it is Kolymbos off Kolokotroni street pissouri cyprus 4607 ive tried different maps and can find kolokotroni but not kolymbos off it... I would be so helpful thanks.
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2012, 08:46:40 PM
QuoteIm going to pissouri, cyprus in a villa?eeek: eveilgrin:
Please can anyone help me find this address please, it is Kolymbos off Kolokotroni street pissouri cyprus 4607 ive tried different maps and can find kolokotroni but not kolymbos off it... I would be so helpful thanks.
eeek:
Maybe Baldy............. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2012, 02:59:27 PM
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What would be a cuckold vacation destination?eeek:
My wife and I would like to try cuckolding while on a vacation. We have heard some internet discussions on cuckold vacations, but we don't know if there are specific resorts, hotels, or island destinations that would be ideal for this. We heard some mention of Jamaica, the Dominican Republic, and other Caribbean islands, but we are unsure which would be best.
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2012, 03:08:41 PM
QuoteWhat would be a cuckold vacation destination?eeek:
My wife and I would like to try cuckolding while on a vacation. We have heard some internet discussions on cuckold vacations, but we don't know if there are specific resorts, hotels, or island destinations that would be ideal for this. We heard some mention of Jamaica, the Dominican Republic, and other Caribbean islands, but we are unsure which would be best.
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2012, 03:19:59 PM
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Is there oxygen at the hemisphere that airplanes fly?noooo: Banghead
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2012, 05:41:35 PM
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Does anyone else in Liverpool, England unicycle? I'm lonely doing it on my own :')?eeek:
Answer, and then e-mail me!!!
It's so so so awkward unicycling on my own.
Oh, and i'm 15 years old, female.
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:33:52 AM
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Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:47:26 AM
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Many famous actors are actually shy people. When they go on stage they are not playing themselves (Unless their name is Sean Connery). Playing a part enables the shy actor to forget their natural shyness as they are not themselves but are "In the character" they are playing. To do as you wish you need to act the part and forget who you really are. This technique can and is also used by many shy people in other walks of life. Teachers, for example, put on a performance in front of the class, they know their subject and immerse themselves in it. Many sales people do this too but are shy if you meet them when they are not "performing".
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:49:51 AM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 08:55:05 AM
redface: Now I feel as if I have let the side down. redface:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2012, 08:59:24 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqweDHsjzdebbuq3gYc5rYVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120301225558AAfOebR (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqweDHsjzdebbuq3gYc5rYVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120301225558AAfOebR)
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 09:30:18 AM
These are children we are dealing with.
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cloud9:
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Would giving lobster cocaine make it more aggressive?rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on March 04, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
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Do you think the word "moist" is gross?rubschin:
I'm not sure why but many people in my school find the word gross. Especially girls. When I hear the word moist I think of a moist chocolate cake or something like that. :/
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What is the novel big brother by george orwell about 10pts?noooo:
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how long would it take to get to grimsby doing 30mph?rubschin:
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redface:
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 09:58:51 AM
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Does Italy/Europe receive direct sunlight?
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 10:02:00 AM
QuoteDoes Italy/Europe receive direct sunlight?
Only when an American tourist drops his trousers ::)
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 11:18:51 AM
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I am 15 years old and 5'11 how old would i be by my last year of high school?whacky115
i play basketball and football
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 04:38:19 PM
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I would if all of Italy is warm?
It seems that, "So would I, what size are your tits?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Does the UK include Finland?noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
No , just Iceland whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2012, 08:35:00 PM
No , just Iceland whistle:
Bennet - Mum's Gone To Iceland.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dmIv3vRLE#)
whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2012, 07:33:54 AM
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When you are in the plain and you look down you see squares what are the sqaures?doh:
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how long after getting your tonsils out can you fly on a plane?
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2012, 09:29:28 PM
coz I have just been banned from a forum ......... redface:
again ......... redface:
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2012, 09:37:39 PM
Reason: For making antagonizing posts regularly
Ban expires on 06/04/2012 20:38:00 (29 days 23 hours 3 minutes remaining)
redface: redface: redface: ............. whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2012, 09:38:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
Mumsnet eeek:
Nah ................porntube............ redface:
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2012, 06:53:22 AM
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 08:07:47 AM
Looks like Barman/Snoopy have lifted it, yer still posting like ;)
Miss D put in a good word for him like.... :thumbsup:
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Is it safe or possible to circumsize yourself?eeek:
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QuoteIs it safe or possible to circumsize yourself?eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 04:19:09 PM
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Is it possible for people in Antarctica to receive parcels online?Banghead
Do the people in Antarctica get parcels when they order online through the internet? like on Amazon or eBay? Like we do from the Royal Mail in the UK?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 04:24:42 PM
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Is it safe to go on a mission trip to the Dominican Republic?Banghead
I know there is a war in the Uganda and I am 14. We are going to Santo Domingo, Santiago, and Playa Dorada. Are all of these places safe? Thanks
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what techniques does shakespeare use in othello that is typical for the victorian period?noooo:
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Making fun of dark people?Quotewhat techniques does shakespeare use in othello that is typical for the victorian period?noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 03:24:51 PM
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What do you think of my amazing poem?scared2:
I see your face,
and I grab for my mace
I smite your head
with my Satan's mane
Satan Satan you are Satan
Satan Satan I kill Satan
For Satan Satan is Satan
Death
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
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How do I move to Wales from England?
I have met a girl a recently, she lives in Wales and I live in England. I know that there are legal things that you have to fulfill to move to other countries and Visa's and stuff, so I was wondering if there is any of that sort of stuff to move to Wales.
Thank you for your help.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
QuoteHow do I move to Wales from England?
I have met a girl a recently, she lives in Wales and I live in England. I know that there are legal things that you have to fulfill to move to other countries and Visa's and stuff, so I was wondering if there is any of that sort of stuff to move to Wales.
Thank you for your help.
Oh FFS!
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2012, 10:59:18 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 11, 2012, 06:57:04 PM
It's no good you FFS-ing Snoopy, you'll need the same to move back to England whistle:
worthy: worthy: As you have manage to incorporate life it's self and it's meaning into your 20 second avatar JOM I am now a firm believer that you are indeed a god and that I should listen to and obey your every word.
Anyone who shout's in a 'Terry Jones' type voice 'he's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy' goes directly to jail, does not pass go and does not collect £200.00. noooo:
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2012, 07:16:47 PM
worthy: worthy: As you have manage to incorporate life it's self and it's meaning into your 20 second avatar JOM I am now a firm believer that you are indeed a god and that I should listen to and obey your every word
Morning all or any.
Anything else available from your catering van ?
A JOM butty rubschin: Your wish is my command young lady angel1
How one sentence can fill me with such joy cloud9:
;)
It would appear that all the ingredients are now in place for a JOM butty eyes:
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What is the right way to rub the Chinese people?eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2012, 09:20:07 PM
QuoteWhat is the right way to rub the Chinese people?eeek:
noooo: Can't even spell 'rob'.
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2012, 08:37:05 AM
I am a male and I keep thinking that I am a Ninja penguin. I have a penguin costume whenever I can. My girlfriend says that I should take it off when we go to bed, is she right? The people at work call me names like 'mental' and tell me I need help. Are they right?
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 09:17:29 AM
cloud9:
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2012, 09:19:27 AM
Serious answers please I really do need help.
I am a male and I keep thinking that I am a Ninja penguin. I have a penguin costume whenever I can. My girlfriend says that I should take it off when we go to bed, is she right? The people at work call me names like 'mental' and tell me I need help. Are they right?
Oh Miss C - I hadn't realised that things were that bad.... happy100
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 09:36:10 AM
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What do British women hold against American soldiers that are stationed there?shutup:
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 12:42:29 PM
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Please help me figure this out?Shrugs:
This might be a bit confusing but ill put it out as facts :
-Im planning to go to London with the family
- My dad has to go to an appointment in London
-His doctor has a holiday from 3-17
- My aunt can go to her appointment from the 12th april and onwards.
- I have a holiday from the 6-14 april ( I can skip a day or two of school)
So here's the thing, I want to go to London, and I can but my aunt has hand problems and can go to the doctor at 12th, she might do an operation if she needs which will last quite a while. And my dad's doctor has a holiday so my dad can only go around the 17th. So if we did go, we would probably go from 7-16 although I can't come home alone on a plane if my aunt does an operation and my dad can't go twice. So you guys have any ideas?
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2012, 12:46:48 PM
QuotePlease help me figure this out?Shrugs:
This might be a bit confusing but ill put it out as facts :
-Im planning to go to London with the family
- My dad has to go to an appointment in London
-His doctor has a holiday from 3-17
- My aunt can go to her appointment from the 12th april and onwards.
- I have a holiday from the 6-14 april ( I can skip a day or two of school)
So here's the thing, I want to go to London, and I can but my aunt has hand problems and can go to the doctor at 12th, she might do an operation if she needs which will last quite a while. And my dad's doctor has a holiday so my dad can only go around the 17th. So if we did go, we would probably go from 7-16 although I can't come home alone on a plane if my aunt does an operation and my dad can't go twice. So you guys have any ideas?
WTF???? Banghead
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2012, 01:19:42 PM
QuoteWhat do British women hold against American soldiers that are stationed there?shutup:
Ban 15 coming up ....... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 01:20:34 PM
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 02:13:52 PM
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How airbus fly? If it is because of aerodynamics, why a liver(switch) pulled to take off?rubschin:
Hello, Everybody says aerodynamics force lift the plane. But why there a liver pulled by pilot to take off. What happens when this liver is pulled? What happens when landing? Can airbus be stagnant on air?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 13, 2012, 05:08:09 PM
QuoteHow airbus fly? If it is because of aerodynamics, why a liver(switch) pulled to take off?rubschin:
Hello, Everybody says aerodynamics force lift the plane. But why there a liver pulled by pilot to take off. What happens when this liver is pulled? What happens when landing? Can airbus be stagnant on air?
That'll be an easyJet pilot asking that one...
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
QuoteHow airbus fly? If it is because of aerodynamics, why a liver(switch) pulled to take off?rubschin:
Hello, Everybody says aerodynamics force lift the plane. But why there a liver pulled by pilot to take off. What happens when this liver is pulled? What happens when landing? Can airbus be stagnant on air?
That'll be an easyJet pilot asking that one...
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2012, 06:26:05 PM
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 06:27:44 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2012, 07:18:32 PM
I need a name user name also for a forum who keep banning me .............have used fukace........ron jeremy....nimda (backwards), and a few others............so I want something clever ......... :thumbsup:
What about 'R_Soul'.
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2012, 07:20:44 PM
I need a name user name also for a forum who keep banning me .............have used fukace........ron jeremy....nimda (backwards), and a few others............so I want something clever ......... :thumbsup:
What about 'R_Soul'.
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2012, 07:49:30 PM
I need a name user name also for a forum who keep banning me .............have used fukace........ron jeremy....nimda (backwards), and a few others............so I want something clever ......... :thumbsup:
What about 'R_Soul'.
:thumbsup:
Or pete Ness ......... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 13, 2012, 08:04:11 PM
I need a name user name also for a forum who keep banning me .............have used fukace........ron jeremy....nimda (backwards), and a few others............so I want something clever ......... :thumbsup:
I queue ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2012, 10:37:30 AM
I need a name user name also for a forum who keep banning me .............have used fukace........ron jeremy....nimda (backwards), and a few others............so I want something clever ......... :thumbsup:
I queue ?
Ivor Bigskull?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 14, 2012, 12:11:35 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2012, 12:13:47 PM
Mike Hunt?
Done that........... redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 14, 2012, 02:20:20 PM
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2012, 02:41:52 PM
DP Dance?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2012, 03:42:14 PM
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Find the difference between 2,532 and 443 (10 POINTS)?noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2012, 03:47:04 PM
QuoteFind the difference between 2,532 and 443 (10 POINTS)?noooo:
sad32:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2012, 04:35:10 PM
QuoteFind the difference between 2,532 and 443 (10 POINTS)?noooo:
A £2,532 will buy you a good night out, £443 will not.
10 points please.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 14, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
QuoteFind the difference between 2,532 and 443 (10 POINTS)?noooo:
2,532 has 4 digits and comma, 443 has 3 digits and no comma!
VIOLA! 10 here two please.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2012, 05:30:28 PM
QuoteFind the difference between 2,532 and 443 (10 POINTS)?noooo:
2,532 has 4 digits and comma, 443 has 3 digits and no comma!
VIOLA! 10 here two please.
Would you prefer a Cello?
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2012, 05:39:00 PM
QuoteFind the difference between 2,532 and 443 (10 POINTS)?noooo:
2,532 has 4 digits and comma, 443 has 3 digits and no comma!
VIOLA! 10 here two please.
Would you prefer a Cello?
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 08:17:43 AM
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Toilet snakes in Israel/Palestine? What are the odds?scared2:
Okay, so this morning I was reading the news and I came across an article about a man in NYC who was in the bathroom, when a snake popped from a closed toilet.
I've been really frightened and the one time I went to the bathroom, I didn't sit and I flushed the toilet several times.
I asked my dad about it, and he told me that there're no snakes in this area (but after a google search, I found cobras living in Israel). I also asked him about flushing the toilet and he told me that the snake would jump out faster.
I'm TERRIFIED to use the bathroom now. What are the odds of a toilet snake in this area? Thanks!!
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 08:26:52 AM
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What is a wedding axe for?eeek:
so im helping a friend plan her wedding , and i came across a wedding axe her fiancee is a firefighter . and i was wondering what exactly a fire fighter wedding axe is for ??/
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2012, 08:28:16 AM
QuoteWhat is a wedding axe for?eeek:
so im helping a friend plan her wedding , and i came across a wedding axe her fiancee is a firefighter . and i was wondering what exactly a fire fighter wedding axe is for ??/
Miss D......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
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Can your tubes come undone?eeek:
is it possible that ur tubes can come undone? R there any signs or symptoms of that happening?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 15, 2012, 02:49:22 PM
QuoteCan your tubes come undone?eeek:
is it possible that ur tubes can come undone? R there any signs or symptoms of that happening?
Absence of the curse and weight gain?
eyes:
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 02:57:20 PM
QuoteCan your tubes come undone?eeek:
is it possible that ur tubes can come undone? R there any signs or symptoms of that happening?
Absence of the curse and weight gain?
eyes:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 05:56:24 PM
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Why is hamster fur used as insulation in New Zealand?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2012, 02:33:22 PM
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How long does it take to get to Liverpool from Woking by car?noooo:
I wanted to go shopping today and LiverPool had lots of shopping areas around. I wanted to know the time and distance it took because I don't want to end up in the car all day. All answers will be excepted! Thanks:)
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2012, 04:20:46 PM
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Is New Zealand in USA or UK or a country on it's own?noooo:
I need help with posting a letter ,i'm not american or british. Is New Zealand a part of the USA or UK,or country of it's own?
i don't want the letter to get lost,please help :(
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2012, 02:20:54 PM
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What will you think of a kid who deliberately puts a literal poison dart frog in a wedding cake for fun?eeek:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 02:45:22 PM
QuoteWhat will you think of a kid who deliberately puts a literal poison dart frog in a wedding cake for fun?eeek:
A literal one would be OK - a real one on the other hand . . .
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
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Is cyprus in england?
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 12:52:59 PM
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Of course it is ..... We even get regular weather forecasts Banghead
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2012, 03:21:52 PM
Of course it is ..... We even get regular weather forecasts Banghead
evil:
Still warm here ......... whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 04:18:39 PM
Of course it is ..... We even get regular weather forecasts Banghead
evil:
Still warm here ......... whistle:
I've got me C/H on.... redface:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2012, 04:19:27 PM
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 04:24:04 PM
Cock Harness?
Yes Nick.... ::)
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 04:24:47 PM
Cock Harness?
eeek: You mix in some strange company. Mrs Nick's idea by any chance?
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 01:45:52 PM
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Bra designer do they design bra base on what the women want, or base on?rubschin:
what the men want to see.
If you are a bra designer, which one would you choose. What do you think of the bra that have cone shape.
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 02:57:06 PM
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Does anyone know the name of the drink for women that helps in development of women's body?
Voddy? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 03:51:52 PM
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 03:52:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 05:48:21 PM
Semen surely .... whistle:
Wasn't Seaman Shirley in the Navy Lark as well?
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2012, 05:52:33 PM
Semen surely .... whistle:
Wasn't Seaman Shirley in the Navy Lark as well?
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 05:55:15 PM
Semen surely .... whistle:
Wasn't Seaman Shirley in the Navy Lark as well?
noooo:
Pugwash?
Shrugs:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 21, 2012, 06:33:23 PM
Semen surely .... whistle:
Wasn't Seaman Shirley in the Navy Lark as well?
noooo:
Pugwash?
Shrugs:
Noes! That was Master Bates!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2012, 08:47:21 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar25kS6E6cMz3AKteZtztMzrDX1G;_ylv=3?qid=20120322134539AAHzZfD (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar25kS6E6cMz3AKteZtztMzrDX1G;_ylv=3?qid=20120322134539AAHzZfD)
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2012, 09:13:03 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2012, 09:13:54 PM
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2012, 09:19:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2012, 09:23:40 PM
I thought it was don't just book it , Thomas Cooked it rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2012, 09:24:32 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2012, 09:25:04 PM
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2012, 09:26:25 PM
Washing self
Eating
etc
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2012, 09:30:42 PM
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Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 08:52:15 AM
razz:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2012, 05:21:29 PM
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How do you do Divination - reading the future - from Sheep's shoulder blades?whacky115
Does anyone have this skill , passed on from Yiayia , perhaps ?
Having slow cooked a half shoulder of lamb last night , on a bed of sliced potatoes and onions , the meat with a coat of mixed herbs and chopped garlic laid on it , and then the ceramic dish wrapped in foil , 20 mins on 200C , then four hours on 125C , the meat just slid off the bone , and aided by a Greek side salad (without the Feta ) and some hot multi-grained bread , I scoffed the lot , with a half litre or so of a thin Spanish red wine to assist it on it's way .
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! ! !
Leaving me pensively looking at the bone and idly wondering how you go about telling the future from these things .
It has been a Cultural week for me in Greek related things , on Monday the Missus and I took the Eurostar train through the Channel Tunnel to Lille , in the far north of France ( the trip is pretty dull going through , like a 20 minute ride between Monastiraki and Omonia , only much less exciting )
Anyway , apart from eating various meals to die for while there , we went to the Musee des Beaux Arts and found two Paintings by Domeniko Theotokos , El Greco , from Fodhele village in Crete , therein , A study of the Western Church's saint Francis of Assisi , and Christ in the Garden of Olives , which had astonishing use of bright Magenta and Aquamarine pigments - for his epoch .
And yesterday we had our annual " Voices from Greece " event at the University here in Norwich , the UEA , this year looking at topics about Thessaloniki , the history , an account of the life and works of Manolis Anagnostakis , a modern era Poet of the left wing in politics - " Words must be hammered in like nails " he wrote of his writings - but then he was a diasporic Cretan !
And lastly Victoria Hislop was there (who she ? ) author of " The Island " about the leper colony of Spinalonga ( again Crete ) and now made into a 26 part serial by the Greek T V Mega channel .
Her latest book ( in english ) is " The Thread " and is set largely in Thessaloniki .
( Guess who left his copy at home , and so couldn't ask her to sign it ! ) etsi einai H zoi .
And I have just read through Stratis Myrivilis' " Life in the Tomb ",
and have the Communist general Sarafis' book " E L A S " , his history of the resistance and the civil war ,
and a copy of Andreas Franghias' novel about Athens , " the Courtyard " ,
Both to read next , so , - Many thanks for those of you who found me the links to suppliers of translations into english of Greek authors' books !
Nothing about expanding my library on this shoulder-blade , though , as far as I can see ......... .
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2012, 07:45:45 PM
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Are Irish women particular about dick size when it comes to dating?eeek:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 26, 2012, 08:14:08 AM
QuoteAre Irish women particular about dick size when it comes to dating?eeek:
. . . and are they equally fussy about how big Tom and Harry are?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 26, 2012, 08:16:55 AM
QuoteHow do you do Divination - reading the future - from Sheep's shoulder blades?whacky115
Does anyone have this skill , passed on from Yiayia , perhaps ?
Having slow cooked a half shoulder of lamb last night , on a bed of sliced potatoes and onions , the meat with a coat of mixed herbs and chopped garlic laid on it , and then the ceramic dish wrapped in foil , 20 mins on 200C , then four hours on 125C , the meat just slid off the bone , and aided by a Greek side salad (without the Feta ) and some hot multi-grained bread , I scoffed the lot , with a half litre or so of a thin Spanish red wine to assist it on it's way .
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! ! !
Leaving me pensively looking at the bone and idly wondering how you go about telling the future from these things .
It has been a Cultural week for me in Greek related things , on Monday the Missus and I took the Eurostar train through the Channel Tunnel to Lille , in the far north of France ( the trip is pretty dull going through , like a 20 minute ride between Monastiraki and Omonia , only much less exciting )
Anyway , apart from eating various meals to die for while there , we went to the Musee des Beaux Arts and found two Paintings by Domeniko Theotokos , El Greco , from Fodhele village in Crete , therein , A study of the Western Church's saint Francis of Assisi , and Christ in the Garden of Olives , which had astonishing use of bright Magenta and Aquamarine pigments - for his epoch .
And yesterday we had our annual " Voices from Greece " event at the University here in Norwich , the UEA , this year looking at topics about Thessaloniki , the history , an account of the life and works of Manolis Anagnostakis , a modern era Poet of the left wing in politics - " Words must be hammered in like nails " he wrote of his writings - but then he was a diasporic Cretan !
And lastly Victoria Hislop was there (who she ? ) author of " The Island " about the leper colony of Spinalonga ( again Crete ) and now made into a 26 part serial by the Greek T V Mega channel .
Her latest book ( in english ) is " The Thread " and is set largely in Thessaloniki .
( Guess who left his copy at home , and so couldn't ask her to sign it ! ) etsi einai H zoi .
And I have just read through Stratis Myrivilis' " Life in the Tomb ",
and have the Communist general Sarafis' book " E L A S " , his history of the resistance and the civil war ,
and a copy of Andreas Franghias' novel about Athens , " the Courtyard " ,
Both to read next , so , - Many thanks for those of you who found me the links to suppliers of translations into english of Greek authors' books !
Nothing about expanding my library on this shoulder-blade , though , as far as I can see ......... .
Not so much whacky115 as Wankah: IMO!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2012, 08:36:59 AM
QuoteAre Irish women particular about dick size when it comes to dating?eeek:
Some years ago, we were invited to dinner with Mrs DS #3s old chum Linda and her beau of nearly a year. (The names have not been changed to embarass the innocent)
Over the meal, Linda excitedly announced "Richard and I are getting married!".
My response of "Congratulations, of course we have known for years how fond you were of Dick", earned me a sore shin and a significant talking-to on the way home. redface:
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2012, 08:38:45 AM
QuoteAre Irish women particular about dick size when it comes to dating?eeek:
Some years ago, we were invited to dinner with Mrs DS #3s old chum Linda and her beau of nearly a year. (The names have not been changed to embarass the innocent)
Over the meal, Linda excitedly announced "Richard and I are getting married!".
My response of "Congratulations, of course we have known for years how fond you were of Dick", earned me a sore shin and a significant talking-to on the way home. redface:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2012, 09:01:10 AM
VPers most embarrassing moments.....
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2012, 09:04:48 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Go on you go first...I insist. angel1
I have to go and do something interesting with beetroot and mustard seeds if only I can find the damned recipe book. 8)
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2012, 03:37:52 PM
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Do condoms make metal detectors go off at the airport?eeek:
Only Miss D's I assume scared2:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 11:14:59 AM
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 11:21:57 AM
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Which country did Japan attack in northeastern China?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 11:26:35 AM
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Is it legal to be naked on boat in Canada?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 05:36:02 PM
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Can the airport security see through your bra?!!?eeek:
I am going away abroad with the school soon and my friend has a bit of a problem. She has a problem with her chest and she has to wear 2 or even sometimes 3 bras! She hasn't told anyone except me and 3 others. She is a bit embarrassed about it,
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 02:26:53 PM
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What are some fun activities to do in Cumbum?eeek:
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2012, 04:50:15 PM
QuoteWhat are some fun activities to do in Cumbum?eeek:
BM might be able to answer that. whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 05:11:09 PM
QuoteWhat are some fun activities to do in Cumbum?eeek:
BM might be able to answer that. whistle:
evil:
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 07:11:26 PM
(http://How close the universe does an airplane usually fly?)
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2012, 03:56:51 PM
(http://Where in Liverpool can i find a sperm bank?)
Apparently "any of the clubs" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2012, 03:59:39 PM
Where in Liverpool can i find a sperm bank?
(http://Where in Liverpool can i find a sperm bank?)
Apparently "any of the clubs" is not an acceptable answer redface:
;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2012, 05:03:26 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2012, 06:48:15 PM
Where in Liverpool can i find a sperm bank?
(http://Where in Liverpool can i find a sperm bank?)
Apparently "any of the clubs" is not an acceptable answer redface:
I think that we need some sort of clarification. Are we looking for a repository for sperm or some sort of slope of land adjoining a body of water, especially adjoining a river, lake, or channel. Often used in the plural composed of a collection sperm?
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2012, 07:11:31 PM
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Is there a road to hawaii?noooo:
Is there a connection between our side of the states and Hawaii?
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2012, 03:45:47 PM
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I would like to inquire about our medical results were already forwarded at Canadian Embassy.?
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Yes they have. I have read them carefully and regret to inform you that you have only weeks to live. Sorry.redface:
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2012, 04:03:42 PM
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Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?scared2:
Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Okay, since I was 17, I've become fascinated by weapons - particularly swords. (Could Asperger Syndrome and OCD hold any relation to this?) And lately, I've had these fantasies, where I shall confront someone in the fields, and slash their aorta with a 22-inch steel blade or give them a massive tracheotomy. The vision gives me sort of a high. In my head, it's very bloody, with me being splattered by blood. I feel like no-one would stop me (unless they are armed with a gun of some sort.)
As much as I would like to act that fantasy out, I'd know it'd be bad. I know I'd get locked up. But then I'd feel nobody would poke fun at me for being a short, slight, 98-pound 'geek', as they dub me. I am planning on purchasing a Samurai Sword, for my 19th birthday. I was bullied a lot during my childhood, where I could no longer refrain my anger because of bullying, teasing, family issues and bad medication, I killed the pet parrot, by slamming him to the ground seven times. I'd do the same to insects. I've stopped that now, but violence and such has became what I may call, an 'addiction', by playing mature-rated video games, and watching movies such as SAW. I aspire in being a pathologist when I am older, and a large portion of the career is performing autopsies on the deceased. I have friends, but only a select few; at all the other schools I'd been to, everyone was against me. I'm still casually teased at my new school on a weekly basis, mainly by 13-16 year olds. When somebody teases me, I'd imagine them being killed, vividly, depending on how badly I was aggravated.
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
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Is there anywhere in Ireland I can buy black or blood red toilet paper?eeek:
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2012, 03:13:40 PM
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Why is it called good friday if it is on sunday?Banghead
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2012, 03:21:51 PM
QuoteIs it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?scared2:
Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Okay, since I was 17, I've become fascinated by weapons - particularly swords. (Could Asperger Syndrome and OCD hold any relation to this?) And lately, I've had these fantasies, where I shall confront someone in the fields, and slash their aorta with a 22-inch steel blade or give them a massive tracheotomy. The vision gives me sort of a high. In my head, it's very bloody, with me being splattered by blood. I feel like no-one would stop me (unless they are armed with a gun of some sort.)
As much as I would like to act that fantasy out, I'd know it'd be bad. I know I'd get locked up. But then I'd feel nobody would poke fun at me for being a short, slight, 98-pound 'geek', as they dub me. I am planning on purchasing a Samurai Sword, for my 19th birthday. I was bullied a lot during my childhood, where I could no longer refrain my anger because of bullying, teasing, family issues and bad medication, I killed the pet parrot, by slamming him to the ground seven times. I'd do the same to insects. I've stopped that now, but violence and such has became what I may call, an 'addiction', by playing mature-rated video games, and watching movies such as SAW. I aspire in being a pathologist when I am older, and a large portion of the career is performing autopsies on the deceased. I have friends, but only a select few; at all the other schools I'd been to, everyone was against me. I'm still casually teased at my new school on a weekly basis, mainly by 13-16 year olds. When somebody teases me, I'd imagine them being killed, vividly, depending on how badly I was aggravated.
The Boy? eeek:
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2012, 03:48:26 PM
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2012, 09:06:36 AM
Post by: Just One More on April 06, 2012, 09:47:23 AM
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2012, 08:22:06 AM
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Whats best way to learn Irish so I can tavel abroad ?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2012, 11:59:37 AM
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How long will it take me to fly to gran canaria?Shrugs:
I'm going to grab canaria & staying at playa de ingles
How long will it take to fly there & how longs the bus to playa de ingles from the air port?
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2012, 12:51:35 PM
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What career should i persue?noooo:
hi im currently doing my GCSE's in year 10, here are the subjects and my target grades: english language&literature both A/B these are two qualifications , maths C/B , science C/B which are two qualifications , history A , geography B , french B , betec business merit (B) , ict B and sports leader level one... im unsure on what to do in the future and what to take as an A-level i was thinking of taking : history,english (both), phycology, and possibly business .
originally , i wanted to be a criminal solicitoror but i dont think i will have the grades to do this or will i? however, laterly i have got a few ideas in mind which i want some information about please : a journalist or a phycolagist or a high school english teacher ;please help?
Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2012, 03:26:09 PM
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2012, 07:27:40 AM
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What is the chippest way to arrive from Heathrow airport to Big bang?doh:
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2012, 07:39:17 AM
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How to survive a tentacle attack?eeek:
Perhaps Miss D could help her out rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2012, 07:40:46 AM
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2012, 03:36:22 PM
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if i went on a Lads holiday in a caravan and tried to pull a girl, would she be put off by it?noooo:
i'm going on holiday to cornwall (newquay) with the lads, and we all have the intention of getting pissed and trying to shag girls (with varying success probably!) we are all over 18. We would be staying in a stationary caravan in a campsite on the outskirts of newquay close to the beach, if we managed to get a girl to come back to our caravan, do you think they would be put off by the caravan - it being small, and cramped, and my mates getting home at some point too? thanks
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2012, 04:45:02 PM
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WHat is the safest thing to do on Friday 13th if you are an calamitous, accident prone fuckwit like wot I am?
Oh Nick... noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2012, 04:51:34 PM
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2012, 05:36:05 PM
Shit, that's tomorrow scared2:
point:
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2012, 07:03:16 PM
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What does DD mean? party related..?eeek:
Im going to a party and the guy said to bring your own DD, we will not be supplying them...what does that even mean? lol
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2012, 07:05:10 PM
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2012, 07:25:18 PM
angel1
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2012, 07:36:29 PM
bLESS YOU YOU INNOCENT CHILD.
Did she sneeze...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2012, 07:37:20 PM
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Prolly allergic to you
sad32:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2012, 12:54:09 PM
QuoteWhat does DD mean? party related..?eeek:
Im going to a party and the guy said to bring your own DD, we will not be supplying them...what does that even mean? lol
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.taverntees.com%2F_images%2Fvintage%2Fdouble-diamond-beer.png&hash=caf4a55d52d8a60bb03d5f728ce80e6f3fcae273)
With a free earworm in every can:
"A Double Diamond works wonders, works wonders, works wonders.
A Double Diamond works wonders, so drink one today."
whistle:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 14, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2012, 06:58:25 PM
Whatever happened to that? I iused to quite like it - back when I were young and innocent like!
And Party 4 cans...? rubschin:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 14, 2012, 09:27:41 PM
Whatever happened to that? I iused to quite like it - back when I were young and innocent like!
And Party 4 cans...? rubschin:
Didn't they also do a seven? With a strange tap that used a Sparklets CO2 'bomb'?
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2012, 06:11:19 AM
Whatever happened to that? I iused to quite like it - back when I were young and innocent like!
And Party 4 cans...? rubschin:
Didn't they also do a seven? With a strange tap that used a Sparklets CO2 'bomb'?
We used to dream of having a Party Seven! lol:
I don't remember the tap - I thought you opened them with one of those pointy tin opener things....
In fact, you used to open all drinks with one of those pointy tin opener things.... rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2012, 07:32:24 AM
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2012, 07:57:14 AM
Posh cocktail when I was young. Half of bitter and a DD to top up the pint glass. A "light and bitter" was much cheaper.
Light and bitter was always popular because the barman inevitably put more than half a pint of bitter in the glass.... lol:
Just after I started working in a pub (I was sixteen) prices went up and we were forced (by the management) to measure out the half-pint of bitter - customers were outraged! whistle:
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2012, 08:29:41 AM
Posh cocktail when I was young. Half of bitter and a DD to top up the pint glass. A "light and bitter" was much cheaper.
Light and bitter was always popular because the barman inevitably put more than half a pint of bitter in the glass.... lol:
Just after I started working in a pub (I was sixteen) prices went up and we were forced (by the management) to measure out the half-pint of bitter - customers were outraged! whistle:
"Weights & Measures" police came in to my pub one day and among other advice told me to put the light in the glass first.
I showed the eejit what happened if you did. He went away. angel1
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 15, 2012, 03:35:55 PM
Posh cocktail when I was young. Half of bitter and a DD to top up the pint glass. A "light and bitter" was much cheaper.
Light and bitter was always popular because the barman inevitably put more than half a pint of bitter in the glass.... lol:
Just after I started working in a pub (I was sixteen) prices went up and we were forced (by the management) to measure out the half-pint of bitter - customers were outraged! whistle:
"Weights & Measures" police came in to my pub one day and among other advice told me to put the light in the glass first.
I showed the eejit what happened if you did. He went away. angel1
A bit like the effect you get trying to make a shandy with either Guinness or Smoothflow I'd imagine!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2012, 05:29:58 PM
Posh cocktail when I was young. Half of bitter and a DD to top up the pint glass. A "light and bitter" was much cheaper.
Light and bitter was always popular because the barman inevitably put more than half a pint of bitter in the glass.... lol:
Just after I started working in a pub (I was sixteen) prices went up and we were forced (by the management) to measure out the half-pint of bitter - customers were outraged! whistle:
"Weights & Measures" police came in to my pub one day and among other advice told me to put the light in the glass first.
I showed the eejit what happened if you did. He went away. angel1
A bit like the effect you get trying to make a shandy with either Guinness or Smoothflow I'd imagine!
Or letting Nick fill the washing machine.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 15, 2012, 05:53:54 PM
Posh cocktail when I was young. Half of bitter and a DD to top up the pint glass. A "light and bitter" was much cheaper.
Light and bitter was always popular because the barman inevitably put more than half a pint of bitter in the glass.... lol:
Just after I started working in a pub (I was sixteen) prices went up and we were forced (by the management) to measure out the half-pint of bitter - customers were outraged! whistle:
"Weights & Measures" police came in to my pub one day and among other advice told me to put the light in the glass first.
I showed the eejit what happened if you did. He went away. angel1
A bit like the effect you get trying to make a shandy with either Guinness or Smoothflow I'd imagine!
Or letting Nick fill the washing machine.
Either way you getfroth everywhere! ;D
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2012, 07:34:15 AM
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Where can I buy edible clay?confused2:
I know they sell it in Germany but I want to know where I can buy edible clay or clay that you can eat in Kiev, Ukraine
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Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 01:03:33 PM
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Which is more popular in South Korea, headache and stomachache?whacky115
Stomachache is more popular in China and headache is more popular in Japan.
How is it in Korea?
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 04:45:57 PM
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Is it safe for a 19-year old with Asperger Syndrome to own and use a Samurai sword?scared2:
I intend on using it on fake targets to practice my coordination. I also think it would be really cool to own one. I have some dark interests (eg. extreme bloody violence, sharp-edged weapons, murder *tied in with forensic interest, serial killers, pathology, etc) but I'm non-violent. I sometimes feel like doing stuff and I visualize it sometimes but I keep it in my head. Again, I think it'd be something different. I'm old enough now in the UK to legally own and purchase a blade.
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 04:57:33 PM
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2012, 04:58:40 PM
QuoteIs it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?scared2:
Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Okay, since I was 17, I've become fascinated by weapons - particularly swords. (Could Asperger Syndrome and OCD hold any relation to this?) And lately, I've had these fantasies, where I shall confront someone in the fields, and slash their aorta with a 22-inch steel blade or give them a massive tracheotomy. The vision gives me sort of a high. In my head, it's very bloody, with me being splattered by blood. I feel like no-one would stop me (unless they are armed with a gun of some sort.)
As much as I would like to act that fantasy out, I'd know it'd be bad. I know I'd get locked up. But then I'd feel nobody would poke fun at me for being a short, slight, 98-pound 'geek', as they dub me. I am planning on purchasing a Samurai Sword, for my 19th birthday. I was bullied a lot during my childhood, where I could no longer refrain my anger because of bullying, teasing, family issues and bad medication, I killed the pet parrot, by slamming him to the ground seven times. I'd do the same to insects. I've stopped that now, but violence and such has became what I may call, an 'addiction', by playing mature-rated video games, and watching movies such as SAW. I aspire in being a pathologist when I am older, and a large portion of the career is performing autopsies on the deceased. I have friends, but only a select few; at all the other schools I'd been to, everyone was against me. I'm still casually teased at my new school on a weekly basis, mainly by 13-16 year olds. When somebody teases me, I'd imagine them being killed, vividly, depending on how badly I was aggravated.
This one ... whistle:
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 05:02:14 PM
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 05:05:47 PM
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Which is hotter? -- The surface of the sun? Hell? a McDonald's apple pie?razz:
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2012, 05:06:08 PM
More than one scared2:
No, it's just one, but with Asperger's ;)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2012, 05:33:46 PM
More than one scared2:
No, it's just one, but with Asperger's ;)
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He had to grow up one day. scared2:
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
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Is it possible to turn a ukulele into a guitar?rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2012, 12:11:41 PM
QuoteIs it safe for a 19-year old with Asperger Syndrome to own and use a Samurai sword?scared2:
I intend on using it on fake targets to practice my coordination. I also think it would be really cool to own one. I have some dark interests (eg. extreme bloody violence, sharp-edged weapons, murder *tied in with forensic interest, serial killers, pathology, etc) but I'm non-violent. I sometimes feel like doing stuff and I visualize it sometimes but I keep it in my head. Again, I think it'd be something different. I'm old enough now in the UK to legally own and purchase a blade.
scared2: Do any of them state their names and where they live? For example....
Is it safe for a 19-year old with Asperger Syndrome to own and use a Samurai sword?
I intend on using it on fake targets to practice my coordination. I also think it would be really cool to own one. I have some dark interests (eg. extreme bloody violence, sharp-edged weapons, murder *tied in with forensic interest, serial killers, pathology, etc) but I'm non-violent. I sometimes feel like doing stuff and I visualize it sometimes but I keep it in my head. Again, I think it'd be something different. I'm old enough now in the UK to legally own and purchase a blade. I live in Nottingham and my name is Nick.
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2012, 01:44:08 PM
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In Cambridge , UK are there any nice girls ?rubschin:
I might be moving to cambridge next year and i was wondering if there are any nice hot girls over there.? I dont want to go to a place where there arent any nice girls.. Help if u personally see hot girls in cambridge.. i dont want false opinions
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2012, 02:08:45 PM
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Do British Airways use hyphens?whacky115
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2012, 04:18:34 PM
QuoteIn Cambridge , UK are there any nice girls ?rubschin:
I might be moving to cambridge next year and i was wondering if there are any nice hot girls over there.? I dont want to go to a place where there arent any nice girls.. Help if u personally see hot girls in cambridge.. i dont want false opinions
Yes, but they are mostly involved with close relatives.
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2012, 05:19:41 PM
Re: Is the world still run by "White supremacists"?
I have to ask the original poster ......have you a problem with Brits.......??????
or is it with the coons, wogs, spics, yids , pakis or rag-heads ....???
whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2012, 06:28:12 PM
From another forum.............
Re: Is the world still run by "White supremacists"?
I have to ask the original poster ......have you a problem with Brits.......??????
or is it with the coons, wogs, spics, yids , pakis or rag-heads ....???
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I gave up on the 'Racism' thread.... doin' me ed in..... noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2012, 02:49:48 PM
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My son wrote this poem, has been suspended, and I'm meeting teacher tonight?
Ok, so this is a multi-part question. My son is 13. He was asked to submit a poem, on any subject, as a homework project. I didn't know about or oversee this project in any way. Earlier this week I recived a phone call from the school principal: Long story short, my son submitted a very questionable poem to his English teacher. It was all taken to an administrative level and my son was suspended with immediate effect. I'm to meet with his teachers Monday. My son gave me a copy of the poem that earned him a suspension. This is it:
Alan, the disabled negro
His name was Alan, the disabled negro
He hard no arms, he had no legs
He had no face
All he could eat, was his own poo
Because he had no throat and his
stomach was in his brain
A grenade exploded it his mouth
and sent his balls into his kidney
and his wife's fetus, was implanted in his head
so that he had no feeling when he ate bread
And then his wheelchair exploded one
day, and all his family died as they were
taking him on a day trip
in Scotland
That's it. I have no idea what to think about it. My son won't talk to nme about it. I don't know how I should punish him, or if I even should. And how do I approach the teachers? I'm embarrassed about this.
Post by: Misty on April 20, 2012, 03:23:34 PM
Therapy calls me thinks.
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2012, 06:29:17 PM
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Im a flight attendant, is it safe to shower after flight? because they said it is bad for your body.?noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2012, 07:03:22 AM
QuoteMy son wrote this poem, has been suspended, and I'm meeting teacher tonight?
Ok, so this is a multi-part question. My son is 13. He was asked to submit a poem, on any subject, as a homework project. I didn't know about or oversee this project in any way. Earlier this week I recived a phone call from the school principal: Long story short, my son submitted a very questionable poem to his English teacher. It was all taken to an administrative level and my son was suspended with immediate effect. I'm to meet with his teachers Monday. My son gave me a copy of the poem that earned him a suspension. This is it:
Alan, the disabled negro
His name was Alan, the disabled negro
He hard no arms, he had no legs
He had no face
All he could eat, was his own poo
Because he had no throat and his
stomach was in his brain
A grenade exploded it his mouth
and sent his balls into his kidney
and his wife's fetus, was implanted in his head
so that he had no feeling when he ate bread
And then his wheelchair exploded one
day, and all his family died as they were
taking him on a day trip
in Scotland
That's it. I have no idea what to think about it. My son won't talk to nme about it. I don't know how I should punish him, or if I even should. And how do I approach the teachers? I'm embarrassed about this.
I would start on the offensive: "What the hell is this school teaching my son?"
Follow that with "Has none of you ever read any of the so called poetry published by Carol Ann Duffy the UK Poet Laureate? Her stuff is much worse and is a compulsory subject in British schools!
Here's an example:
I put two yellow peepers in an owl.
Wow. I fix the grin of Crocodile.
Spiv. I sew the slither of an eel.
I jerk, kick-start, the back hooves of a mule.
Wild. I hold the red rag to a bull.
Mad. I spread the feathers of a gull.
I screw a tight snarl to a weasel.
Fierce. I stitch the flippers on a seal.
Splayed. I pierce the heartbeat of a quail.
I like her to be naked and to kneel.
Tame. My motionless, my living doll.
Mute. And afterwards I like her not to tell. "
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2012, 04:34:10 PM
eveilgrin:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 21, 2012, 06:12:41 PM
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2012, 06:54:48 PM
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Can i put a live goldfish in checked lugagge?noooo:
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Post by: Nick on April 23, 2012, 11:42:40 AM
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It's embarrassing but I'm overweight I'm trying to figure out how to fly and what Airline to use?
How big is too big to fly and what were people sizes who were kicked off a flight and or had to buy two tickets
18 hours ago - 3 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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I'm a size 22. Pants and I weigh about 340 but I have no problem fitting a regular seatbelt or are the plane seatbelts smaller than a regular car seatbelt? should I go first class for more room?
It seems that "cut out the pies, porky" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2012, 07:09:21 PM
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I need a good navel fetish website that is free. ?eeek:
I've already seen everything YouTube has to offer. I just need a new site dedicated to navel fetishes that's free
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2012, 07:24:29 PM
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Post by: Nick on April 25, 2012, 10:39:28 AM
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After getting a "NO" for a marriage proposal, how long should we wait before we can propose again?noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2012, 10:40:21 AM
Pirate enquiresQuoteAfter getting a "NO" for a marriage proposal, how long should we wait before we can propose again?noooo:
WE,,,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2012, 07:13:59 AM
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Yorkshire nudist meetings?eeek:
Are there any nudist meetings in the Yorkshire area. I am not a club member but would like to meet for mud times
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2012, 07:15:27 AM
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2012, 07:16:35 AM
ANyhoo:
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What city in England is 6 or so hours away from London?noooo:
I have a friend in England who says he lives about 6hrs away from London. i have no idea where that might be. i have his address(somewhere >.< ) and am trying to find a way to email a text to him and am trying to narrow it down by finding his exact city. He told me it was Longhorn? but cant seem to find it. any suggestions?
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Can you tell a persons history from how they walk?rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2012, 07:26:11 AM
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 10:07:33 AM
QuoteYorkshire nudist meetings?eeek:
Are there any nudist meetings in the Yorkshire area. I am not a club member but would like to meet for mud times
Oh bugger you weren't supposed to see that. I thought that I had hidden it away from your prying eyes. redface:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 10:09:06 AM
Popcorn:
ANyhoo:QuoteWhat city in England is 6 or so hours away from London?noooo:
I have a friend in England who says he lives about 6hrs away from London. i have no idea where that might be. i have his address(somewhere >.< ) and am trying to find a way to email a text to him and am trying to narrow it down by finding his exact city. He told me it was Longhorn? but cant seem to find it. any suggestions?
We need a linky if we are to mess with this one's mind.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2012, 01:09:23 PM
Are there any nudist meetings in the Yorkshire area. I am not a club member but would like to meet for mud times
I suppose these disability-equality laws mean nudist camps now have to allow in a chap with a club member?
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2012, 01:35:17 PM
Are there any nudist meetings in the Yorkshire area. I am not a club member but would like to meet for mud times
I suppose these disability-equality laws mean nudist camps now have to allow in a chap with a club member?
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 03:42:27 PM
Are there any nudist meetings in the Yorkshire area. I am not a club member but would like to meet for mud times
I suppose these disability-equality laws mean nudist camps now have to allow in a chap with a club member?
lol: Indeed you are correct Darwin Mr C is not only got discounted rates but now enjoys the full facilities. ;)
I once drove past a motorway service station which had a huge banner proclaiming that the motel had 'full facilities' it took me about 6 junctions to stop laughing.
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2012, 05:08:20 PM
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Going from Manchester(England) to Isle Of Anglesey(Wales) for the weekend, do I need my British Passport?noooo:
going from Manchester(England) to Isle Of Anglesey(Wales) for the weekend, do I need to take my British Passport with me?
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2012, 05:13:51 PM
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Are you allowed to take a horse on London Underground?eeek:
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2012, 04:12:07 PM
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Is New York University located in abu dhabi or in new york city?rubschin:
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What is your favourite part about going to the toilet?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2012, 04:19:51 PM
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How much does it cost to travel to oxford and back?noooo:
Im sure its not much but i dont wanna get cheated and the website wont telll me.
I wanna returen where i go and come back same day
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
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How old do you have to be to go to spain from ireland at 16?rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on April 30, 2012, 11:33:35 AM
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Is it true that if you have a cowlick in front of your forehead, you are not allowed to travel by ship?
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2012, 09:17:52 AM
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Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2012, 09:54:03 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2012, 09:56:29 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120414101400AATuYtG (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120414101400AATuYtG)
cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 02, 2012, 12:06:32 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120414101400AATuYtG (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120414101400AATuYtG)
cloud9:
Tsk
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2012, 09:29:47 PM
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What are the popular dances in the united kingdom?rubschin:
need to know fast!
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2012, 09:33:03 PM
QuoteWhat are the popular dances in the united kingdom?rubschin:
need to know fast!
Morris razz:
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2012, 10:54:50 AM
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What would you think about the idea of having the wedding party dress in French Maids Outfits ? They have all?eeek:
volountered to help us at the reception and this way the guests will be able to identify them easily.
This way also they will have an outfit they can get some use out of in the future
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2012, 07:26:51 PM
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In Kenya, where can i get a sperm bank that imports from Denmark?eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2012, 06:14:03 PM
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Can sharks attack a cruise ship?
Is it possible that a shark or more can attack at a cruise ship, and or cause it to sink? If so, what are the odds of that happening? Just asking.
No rude answers/comments.
Thanks in advance!!
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2012, 06:45:08 PM
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On irish passport Photos do you have to show your ears?
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2012, 09:38:30 PM
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How long would it take to drive to USA from London?noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2012, 04:55:35 PM
QuoteHow long would it take to drive to USA from London?noooo:
Do you think "How long can you hold your breath?" would be an acceptable answer? rubschin:
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Can we walk from weymouth to portland on foot?rubschin:
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 13, 2012, 04:27:50 PM
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2012, 12:14:27 PM
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Will i travel to uk on 22nd may 2012 my date of birth is 5.11.75?whacky115
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Is civilian intercontinental travel by submersibles cheaper than regular flight nowadays?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2012, 01:42:27 PM
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Please halp I have captured a duck and now I don't know what to do?
I went to a park and used some bread to trick a duck and I was finally able to capture one and I named him Mr. Potatohead and I have set up a habitat in my basement for him with a little wading pool and unlimited bread plus also worms when I can dig them up. It has been days now and he won't eat anything at all and won't go in the water all he does is make funny noises and flap and flop at the walls I tried to clip his wings so he can have outside time without escaping but I don't think I did it right I am getting very worried I want to be a responsible pet owner and I don't want Mr. Potatohead to die I love him so much I am not sure what to do I will listen to any advice someone told me to try to capture another duck so he will have a friend please help me I didn't think this through.
Post by: Pastis on May 15, 2012, 04:18:56 PM
QuotePlease halp I have captured a duck and now I don't know what to do?
I went to a park and used some bread to trick a duck and I was finally able to capture one and I named him Mr. Potatohead and I have set up a habitat in my basement for him with a little wading pool and unlimited bread plus also worms when I can dig them up. It has been days now and he won't eat anything at all and won't go in the water all he does is make funny noises and flap and flop at the walls I tried to clip his wings so he can have outside time without escaping but I don't think I did it right I am getting very worried I want to be a responsible pet owner and I don't want Mr. Potatohead to die I love him so much I am not sure what to do I will listen to any advice someone told me to try to capture another duck so he will have a friend please help me I didn't think this through.
"Don't worry, phone the RSPCA, the Police and ask them to bring a marksman. Tell them what you're wearing so the marksman won't miss you" eveilgrin:
"PS The duck'll be fine"
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2012, 06:19:29 PM
QuoteIs civilian intercontinental travel by submersibles cheaper than regular flight nowadays?rubschin:
There could be something to this, I'm sure that there are adventurous travellers who would pay for such a trip. There must be some old mothballed subs kicking around somewhere.... rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 16, 2012, 11:39:37 AM
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My gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?eeek:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2012, 11:41:51 AM
QuoteMy gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2012, 11:48:00 AM
QuoteMy gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?eeek:
Linky please as it rather depends on whether it is a plate rack or a rack of lamb. There is a considerable difference in the time.
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2012, 11:52:37 AM
angel1
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2012, 12:12:05 PM
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Will The detector Beep if i have condoms in the airport?char048
Hi, I Live in Sweden and iam going to travel to Lebanon with my Family. I want to bring Condoms with me but it's embarrising if my parents see them. We are first going to Denmark airport with Train.
So should i put them in my back pocket? but i'm scared that the Detector will beep. And then everyone will laugh. I can't put them in the bag because they can see them with the x-Ray Scanner.
I will give those Condoms to a friend in lebanon (They Are Not Mine)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2012, 12:38:54 PM
QuoteMy gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?eeek:
I rather depends if it is her rack of lamb or plate rack to which you refer . Timings between the two differ considerably.
If the latter touching when the plates are dry is absolutely fine. This is usually in less than half an hour. If it is the former, well here things become a little more complicated.
For raw lamb certainly it is best touched before it becomes maggot ridden otherwise your fingers tend to go straight through it. Most unpleasant and somewhat smelly.
For cooked lamb wait until the meat has cooled to at least 55-60 degrees c Touching prior to this will result in burnt and damaged fingers. This of course is always supposing that you are not wearing oven gloves or mits whilst the touching is taking place.
I hope this answers your question on this most perplexing of problems for so many young men. angel1
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Anyone give me some tips for a successful safari in Tanzania?
It seems that, "Don't get eaten," is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Why do women love pilots while finding bus drivers unattractive ?rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2012, 08:30:54 PM
Hostess: "Do come and meet Daphne and her husband, he's a Concorde captain"
DS: "Ooh how interesting, an aeroplane driver"
Mrs DS (#2) *splutter*, kicks ankle. redface:
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2012, 06:01:31 PM
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What city is india in?noooo:
like what state and city is india in
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 17, 2012, 10:28:47 PM
QuoteWhat city is india in?noooo:
like what state and city is india in
Aahhhh . . . That'll be an American then! lol:
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2012, 03:44:12 PM
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Where can I find a female dwarf stripper in the southwest uk area! It's for a stag do?eeek:
Female midget dancing stripper, Weston super mare
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 03:45:18 PM
QuoteWhere can I find a female dwarf stripper in the southwest uk area! It's for a stag do?eeek:
Female midget dancing stripper, Weston super mare
We could dress TMR up like.... Thumbs:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2012, 03:51:13 PM
I have been banned again sad24:
We need a linky so that we can help you out like. whistle: No one should go through a banning on their own. angel1
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2012, 03:55:13 PM
But this one is fun!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Amr0NI7F.li.6k3FXZwaDBUhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120519131305AA65JUH (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Amr0NI7F.li.6k3FXZwaDBUhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120519131305AA65JUH)
It's D angel1
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2012, 05:21:36 PM
It's gone noooo:
But this one is fun!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Amr0NI7F.li.6k3FXZwaDBUhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120519131305AA65JUH (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Amr0NI7F.li.6k3FXZwaDBUhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120519131305AA65JUH)
It's D angel1
D. The Welsh have long been known as Mancunian botherers. In fact the Welsh bother a great many people in many different ways.
angel1
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlY_jvwy9qrUk8_0656zfz8hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120519130432AAzrAej (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlY_jvwy9qrUk8_0656zfz8hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120519130432AAzrAej)
None of the above.
Had Isambard Kingdom Brunel not been constructed no advancement in transporting industrial goods in Britain would have been made.
Replicas of Isambard can be seen in the various waxwork museums in the UK. Notably Mr James May constructed a likeness of Mr Brunel out of Leggo bricks in 2009 and Mr J Clarkson is a great champion of his. Brunel rather than May that is. angel1
Jack should ask if masticating makes you go blind.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2012, 12:32:45 PM
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Help guys i have a boil on my groin but can't find the right way to tell my bf?sick2:
It's disgusting i know
Help guys how do i tell my bf that i have a boil on my groin without grossing him out. I cant even walk because its so painful and he has been asking me why i don't wanna catch up with him and not going to school?
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ummm i dont have an STDs or STIs its just a normal boil on my groin thats it
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2012, 01:17:32 PM
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I suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
Post by: Pirate on May 24, 2012, 06:41:25 PM
Pirate writes:QuoteI suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
I've had me fair share this life too... :thumbsup:
I'll be grasshopper next time
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Post by: Barman on May 24, 2012, 06:53:20 PM
Pirate writes:QuoteI suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
I've had me fair share this life too... :thumbsup:
I'll be grasshopper next time
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2012, 08:35:05 PM
Pirate writes:QuoteI suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
I've had me fair share this life too... :thumbsup:
I'll be grasshopper next time
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Could be worse
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Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 08:39:48 PM
Pirate writes:QuoteI suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
I've had me fair share this life too... :thumbsup:
I'll be ass-hopper next time
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Could be worse
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whistle:
Post by: Pirate on May 24, 2012, 08:40:44 PM
Pirate writes:QuoteI suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
I've had me fair share this life too... :thumbsup:
I'll be grasshopper next time
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Could be worse
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Pirate writes:QuoteI suspect previous life i may be a playboy or womanizer,that is why this present life i am a Bachelor correct?
I've had me fair share this life too... :thumbsup:
I'll be grasshopper next time
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Could be worse
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A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2012, 08:55:28 AM
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My hairdresser is a capricorn, im a gemini, could i be in danger?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2012, 09:51:11 AM
QuoteMy hairdresser is a capricorn, im a gemini, could i be in danger?
If you think that matters, you are more likely to be in Surrey.
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2012, 01:02:16 PM
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How to install traffic lights in the air for the airplanes?rubschin:
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2012, 01:13:04 PM
QuoteHow to install traffic lights in the air for the airplanes?rubschin:
Hang then from a sky hook...
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2012, 05:15:40 PM
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Traveling with a tree nut allergy?
Okay I asked this before.. but SOME answers didn't really help so I'm asking this again.. and rephrasing it..
I'm 16 and I have an allergy to TREE NUTS. Peanuts ARE NOT TREE NUTS. They're legumes. I am NOT allergic to peanuts.
I have been an anaphylactic shock before and nearly died. This is not an "irrational" fear.
And no. It's not such an utterly debilitating fear that I can't leave my house.
I'm flying alone on a nonstop flight from Boston to LA with JetBlue next month. The flight is about 6 to 7 hours.. depending on wind speed and direction and all that.
I have a window seat both ways. I like the window seat.. that's fine and dandy.. and it's too late to change seats anyways.
Here's my concern. JetBlue is very.... pro nuts. Just about each snack box has them in it.. and there's one thats entirely nuts. I won't be getting any of that food on the plane for that reason.. I'll just buy something at the airport it's not a problem. The problem is if the person NEXT TO ME gets the nuts. The smell makes me extremely uncomfortable.. and for good reason.. my body is programed to know that they're dangerous. The smell cannot cause a full on reaction but it can make my mouth feel a bit weird and just makes me all around uncomfortable. I don't think you'd understand what that's like unless you have this type of allergy. It's not an "oh you need to just suck it up" kind of thing.
So how do I go about making sure that the person directly next to me does not purchase a snack pack with nuts? I wouldn't want them to get on the plane with no food and then have me tell them mid flight and have the starve. But I also think that forgoing the nuts would not be a huge sacrifice.
Is there a way to call the airline ahead of time and inform them of my allergy? Can they make sure my row or whatever is nut free? Would they be able to inform the person with that seat ahead of time?
See.. normally when I'm NOT stuck on a plane 30,000 feet in the air on my own I can deal with nuts being around me. But when I'm in a confined space like that with them directly next to me.. it's not that fun. It's like being stuck in a cage with a hungry lion.
But yeah... how do I go about making sure the person next to me doesn't get nuts? Should we call the airline or should I just tell the person once we're on the plane?
Thanks.
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I DO have an epipen. I've never had to administer it myself but I know how.. but I'd rather that the first time I have to do it NOT be 30,000 feet in the air...
And I shouldn't have to do it in the first place. It's an absolute last resort anyways. Not something to just make me feel better lmao. Plus I'd have to get medical help immediately afterwards which would mean the plane would have to make an emergency landing at the nearest airport and that would just ruin everybody's day LOL.
It seems that "Wear an unobtrusive gas mask" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 03:40:01 PM
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Can anybody give me a book review of any Shakespearean novel?Banghead
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
Love kills you :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 04:17:55 PM
QuoteCan anybody give me a book review of any Shakespearean novel?Banghead
You will get "barred"........
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How come some people are antisemen towards the jews?rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 28, 2012, 10:06:03 AM
QuoteHow come some people are antisemen towards the jews?rubschin:
Probably meant 'jaws'.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 01:25:14 PM
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Is Lord of the Rings based on real life? my friend said it was?noooo:
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What are the role of computer in nigeria economy?
It seems that "To assist fraud" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2012, 09:16:12 AM
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What are the best sights in the Philippines for a blind person?rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2012, 09:53:02 PM
QuoteIs Lord of the Rings based on real life? my friend said it was?noooo:
If they have watched the films then I can understand a but of confusion, wash the mud off and shave its hair and the average Uruk looks like Wayne Rooney. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2012, 06:50:17 PM
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THE AWAKENING OF MY NIPPLES! (would like your opinion)?eeek:
So I tell a man after he insults me: YOU HAVE AWOKEN MY NIPPLES FROM THEIR ANCIENT CAVE, I SHALL UNLEASHED THE FURY UPON YOU - critical
What do you think?
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2012, 01:59:24 PM
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What to bring to a hotel for breakfast?confused2:
Well I'm going to a hotel and I'm not sure if they have microwave and freezer.I need to bring breakfast , we are a group of four people . But I have not clue what to bring, please help me and thankss!
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2012, 03:08:44 PM
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Are there hotels on the moon?noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 03:45:48 PM
QuoteAre there hotels on the moon?noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2012, 04:07:09 PM
QuoteWhat to bring to a hotel for breakfast?confused2:
Well I'm going to a hotel and I'm not sure if they have microwave and freezer.I need to bring breakfast , we are a group of four people . But I have not clue what to bring, please help me and thankss!
Not everyone stays at the same level of hotel as you Oh Puzzled One.
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Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2012, 04:18:24 PM
Even Travelodges don't make you cook yer own breakfast!!
Formula 1 hotels on the continent do evil:
They have vending machines, microwaves and fridges .... so you don't need to take anything other than change but you do need to prepare it AND they charge extra if you have breakfast.
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2012, 04:39:19 PM
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Why do British drink so much whole milk?eeek:
And yet the women from the UK complain that their breasts are too big and need reducing. Fact: the average British woman has a cup size of a DD cup and stores such as Bravissimo need to accommodate for the HUGE amounts of British women who need L cup bras. If British women stop guzzling pints of thick fatty milk, stop frying foods in slabs of butter and spreading lashings of cream over anything edible then the women would be not be crippled due to an extremely large bosom. Or they should sell the idea that eating massive quantities of butterfat is the ultimate secret to breast enlargement. Is this fatty milky diet in Britain causing the massive sizes of their bosoms? Are British women living proof than drinking plenty of full cream milk and frying everything in butter will cause you to have very big boobs?
BTW I am NOT an American in case you are wondering.
I am just wondering whether there is a definite link between butterfat consumption and breast size.
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2012, 07:53:03 PM
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How to dance with my dad at my wedding? ( He's in a wheelchair )?eeek:
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2012, 08:58:27 PM
Strictly Wheels wheelchair dance - Britain's Got Talent 2012 Live Semi Final - UK version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqmauvPEcjk#ws)
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2012, 06:09:52 AM
QuoteWhy do British drink so much whole milk?eeek:
And yet the women from the UK complain that their breasts are too big and need reducing. Fact: the average British woman has a cup size of a DD cup and stores such as Bravissimo need to accommodate for the HUGE amounts of British women who need L cup bras. If British women stop guzzling pints of thick fatty milk, stop frying foods in slabs of butter and spreading lashings of cream over anything edible then the women would be not be crippled due to an extremely large bosom. Or they should sell the idea that eating massive quantities of butterfat is the ultimate secret to breast enlargement. Is this fatty milky diet in Britain causing the massive sizes of their bosoms? Are British women living proof than drinking plenty of full cream milk and frying everything in butter will cause you to have very big boobs?
BTW I am NOT an American in case you are wondering.
I am just wondering whether there is a definite link between butterfat consumption and breast size.
Utter bollix. Obviously written by someone who has a flat chest and resents it. ::)
My comment is based on a lifelong study of the subject.
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2012, 09:43:55 AM
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Im getting married next month, can you have sex in the limo?eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2012, 10:17:58 AM
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2012, 11:39:06 AM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2012, 12:23:53 PM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
Shocked:
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2012, 01:19:15 PM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
As indicated by the redface: I was the best man in question. whistle:
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2012, 01:20:56 PM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
As indicated by the redface: I was the best man in question. whistle:
Did you shag the groom too...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 08:41:08 AM
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Star trek wedding suits?noooo:
Hi all my friend getting marred and he's looking for a suits of star trek all he can find is ones that don't look very good
can anyone tell me please were he can get one from in the uk
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2012, 12:04:39 PM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
As indicated by the redface: I was the best man in question. whistle:
Did you shag the groom too...? rubschin:
Not my type noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on June 10, 2012, 12:06:22 PM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
As indicated by the redface: I was the best man in question. whistle:
Did you shag the groom too...? rubschin:
Not my type noooo:
Ginger......... rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2012, 12:10:48 PM
rubschin:
I've know those that have but then again I know one bride who managed it with the best man during the reception redface:
Can top that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,seen the bride cop-off with the grooms brother on wedding day.............also (different wedding ) the groom with the best man...... eeek:
As indicated by the redface: I was the best man in question. whistle:
Did you shag the groom too...? rubschin:
Not my type noooo:
Ginger......... rubschin:
Nah ~ besides he was my brother-in-law so it would have been incest like.
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 02:28:07 PM
My butt really itches and I keep sneezing. I've had these boxers on for 6 days, maybe more. Could there be a connection?
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My butt really itches and I keep sneezing. I've had these boxers on for 6 days, maybe more. Could there be a connection?)
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2012, 02:59:56 PM
Can I get sick from wearing the same underwear for 6 days?
My butt really itches and I keep sneezing. I've had these boxers on for 6 days, maybe more. Could there be a connection?
(http://Can I get sick from wearing the same underwear for 6 days?
My butt really itches and I keep sneezing. I've had these boxers on for 6 days, maybe more. Could there be a connection?)
A connection? I should think you'd need a crowbar to prise them off! lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 10:28:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2012, 05:23:01 AM
OK, not Yahoo answers, but eeek: eeek: eeek:
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He's obviously a sucker lol:
Post by: Just One More on June 11, 2012, 05:54:05 AM
I mean..... frozen food sick2: You think he'd have realised when his bloody mary had a string in it redface:
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Post by: Nick on June 12, 2012, 12:56:49 PM
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When revising fiction, how do you know what you need to change?Banghead
I write a lot, and hope to be published some day. I know that revision is a big part of the writing process. Unfortunately, when I go to revise my writing I can't tell how to make it better. I can't even tell what it's week spots are. Sure, I correct spelling and grammar, but other than that I don't really change much.
How can you tell what parts you need to revise?
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2012, 08:49:36 AM
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What is the most common bird in england?
I was just wondering because I was having this huge argument with my friend that I think pigeons are because you see them every where but she think black birds are the most common bird!
Chicken :thumbsup:
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Where Could I Buy This Saying?whacky115
Where Could I Buy This Saying
There are things that we dont want to happen but have to accept
things we dont want to know but have to learn
and people we cant live without but have to let go This Goes For Dogs Also Because Alot Of Times We Have To Let Go Of Dogs Even Though We Dont Want To
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2012, 02:10:12 PM
Katie Price.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 07:16:48 PM
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British airways pilot work experience?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
I am 14 years of age and i really want to be a pilot when i reach the right age,
I was wondering if i could get pilot work experience with British Airways but dont know how to do this.
i know that you can do this but i am just wondering how at 14 (no answers saying you cant cuz i know that u can) and what would i do in this work experience.
thanks.
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2012, 12:11:52 PM
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What is a good font color, size and type for a suicide note?eeek:
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 12:36:03 PM
QuoteWhat is a good font color, size and type for a suicide note?eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2012, 05:01:15 PM
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Is there any airline that allow a male to crossdress as a female flight attendant?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 05:06:33 PM
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2012, 05:12:16 PM
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 05:18:22 PM
scared:
You certainly have the right hat on! point:
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2012, 09:07:39 AM
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I NEED FACTUAL FEEDBACK ABT GOING TO PAKISTAN?
Ok, I met a man from Pakistan. I have only known him for a month. He is of Islam religion. He wants to fly me to Pakistan for "enjoyment". Every single person I have spoke with about this has told me not to go, please don't go. He seems like an amazing person. I have "met" his family via video chat. They seem nice as well. So, my question really boils down to.....if I go, do you think I will make it out alive? Oh, I'm a 28 year old female from America.
It seems that "What can possibly go wrong?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2012, 10:16:18 AM
QuoteI NEED FACTUAL FEEDBACK ABT GOING TO PAKISTAN?
Ok, I met a man from Pakistan. I have only known him for a month. He is of Islam religion. He wants to fly me to Pakistan for "enjoyment". Every single person I have spoke with about this has told me not to go, please don't go. He seems like an amazing person. I have "met" his family via video chat. They seem nice as well. So, my question really boils down to.....if I go, do you think I will make it out alive? Oh, I'm a 28 year old female from America.
It seems that "What can possibly go wrong?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2012, 04:19:14 PM
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If you travel to france by ferry will you be surrounded by sea?whacky115
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2012, 05:37:05 PM
QuoteIf you travel to france by ferry will you be surrounded by sea?whacky115
Only if going via Spain lol:
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2012, 07:48:14 PM
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In Korea, what should a 5'5" female with D cups weigh?eeek:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2012, 06:39:52 AM
QuoteIn Korea, what should a 5'5" female with D cups weigh?eeek:
About 5 times more than on the moon!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2012, 06:42:29 AM
QuoteIn Korea, what should a 5'5" female with D cups weigh?eeek:
Is he concerned about the postage and packaging costs ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2012, 11:31:36 AM
QuoteIn Korea, what should a 5'5" female with D cups weigh?eeek:
Is he concerned about the postage and packaging costs ?
Excess baggage probably.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2012, 12:33:47 PM
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2012, 05:25:19 PM
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Im a virgin, and want to stay that way, but i also want to have sex what should i do?whacky115
I just want to try it, but i still want to be a virgin
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2012, 08:03:45 PM
QuoteIn Korea, what should a 5'5" female with D cups weigh?eeek:
Is he concerned about the postage and packaging costs ?
Sounds like Nick is looking into mail order brides. whistle:
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
QuoteIm a virgin, and want to stay that way, but i also want to have sex what should i do?whacky115
I just want to try it, but i still want to be a virgin
Take it up yer arse would probably not be an acceptable answer.
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2012, 09:16:58 AM
QuoteIm a virgin, and want to stay that way, but i also want to have sex what should i do?whacky115
I just want to try it, but i still want to be a virgin
Take it up yer arse would probably not be an acceptable answer.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 26, 2012, 12:13:44 PM
QuoteIm a virgin, and want to stay that way, but i also want to have sex what should i do?whacky115
I just want to try it, but i still want to be a virgin
Take it up yer arse would probably not be an acceptable answer.
I'm given to understand that this is much favoured by the Greeks as a solution to the same problem
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2012, 12:50:35 PM
According to Mary Wesley (Author) it was a much practiced method of:QuoteIm a virgin, and want to stay that way, but i also want to have sex what should i do?whacky115
I just want to try it, but i still want to be a virgin
Take it up yer arse would probably not be an acceptable answer.
I'm given to understand that this is much favoured by the Greeks as a solution to the same problem
(i) Birth Control by young marrieds
AND
(ii) Maintenance of virginty by non marrieds
All in the 1920's, 30's and 40's, particularly in the upper classes.
Source: Her Biography "Wild Mary" by Patrick Marnham
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2012, 03:57:20 PM
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2012, 04:48:06 PM
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There is a girl who I want to be my next wife. How do I know it is Holy Spirit talking or it is lust?eeek:
I am 46, my first wife is 38, my second wife is 31, and the girl is 16. We all think she will be wonderful addition to our family.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 26, 2012, 05:48:25 PM
QuoteThere is a girl who I want to be my next wife. How do I know it is Holy Spirit talking or it is lust?eeek:
I am 46, my first wife is 38, my second wife is 31, and the girl is 16. We all think she will be wonderful addition to our family.
A Mormon! Says it all really!
Bloody imaginary friends . . .
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2012, 02:55:57 PM
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Can i bring potatoes on a plane?whacky115
flying in the u.s.a and i wanted to bring potatoes with me-- im pregnant and i dont want to eat up everyone elses potatoes when i visit family lol. i am only bringing carry on is this okay?
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2012, 04:27:47 PM
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Why do people pay to go up to high towers and then rent a binocular to look at things on the ground?rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2012, 04:49:51 PM
QuoteWhy do people pay to go up to high towers and then rent a binocular to look at things on the ground?rubschin:
That sounds almost like Stephen Wright ...
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/Wright.htm (http://www.freemaninstitute.com/Wright.htm)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 03, 2012, 06:06:11 PM
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2012, 06:22:01 PM
"I went to a restaurant that serves "Breakfast at any time", so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance"
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2012, 08:27:16 PM
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What other places could I visit near New Castle?
It seems that Dur Ham is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 06:04:08 PM
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How do we know that dinosaurs didn't develop a religion?
There are so many gaps in the fossil record. In the millions of years before 65 mya, at least one species could have developed a religion, couldn't it?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 01, 2012, 06:11:15 PM
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 06:12:22 PM
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Post by: Uncle Mort on September 01, 2012, 10:08:03 PM
Some folk have no sense of humour.
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 10:13:40 PM
Post by: Misty on September 01, 2012, 10:24:57 PM
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 10:29:17 PM
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 11:30:50 PM
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Did Christopher Columbus ever has his pic, taken by a camera?Banghead
Was just wandering if he ever had a picture taken by a camera or where they all portraits of him
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 11:50:54 PM
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What are a few things that happened in Holland in the 1940s?
PLEASE.....I need answers by tonight, I need at least two answers but more if possible, THANK U!
It seems World War 2 is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
QuoteDid Christopher Columbus ever has his pic, taken by a camera?Banghead
Was just wandering if he ever had a picture taken by a camera or where they all portraits of him
Thick feckers. He was camera shy
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2012, 10:50:18 AM
QuoteWhat are a few things that happened in Holland in the 1940s?
PLEASE.....I need answers by tonight, I need at least two answers but more if possible, THANK U!
It seems World War 2 is not an acceptable answer redface:
Of course not silly, they wanted a few things ::)
1. Germans arrived.
2. Attic writing became popular
3. Germans departed.
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2012, 03:34:10 PM
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which is further the horizon or mediterranean sea?noooo:
Which is further in distance? and where is each of them? what is further than the horizon?
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2012, 04:20:17 PM
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Post by: Nick on September 26, 2012, 04:29:15 PM
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How long will it take for something to ship from California to the US?noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2012, 10:09:42 AM
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How can I have sex with a girl and pretend to be her boyfriend without having to buy her stuff?rubschin:
I wanna hook up with lots of girls but I don't wanna waste money on them and I'm really only interested in sex. What to do when they expect gifts?
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2012, 02:47:10 PM
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How to avoid abrasion causing holes in my trousers?
I keep getting holes in my trousers, where the legs meet the crotch. It's because I have chubby thighs which rub together at the top of the trousers, between each leg, where the legs join together, one each side, one on each leg, in the crotch. This keeps happening with my trousers and it's costing me a fortune. Is there anything I can do? I can't go on buying trousers every few months. Serious answers ONLY please.
It seems that "Cut out the pies" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2012, 03:06:37 PM
QuoteHow to avoid abrasion causing holes in my trousers?
I keep getting holes in my trousers, where the legs meet the crotch. It's because I have chubby thighs which rub together at the top of the trousers, between each leg, where the legs join together, one each side, one on each leg, in the crotch. This keeps happening with my trousers and it's costing me a fortune. Is there anything I can do? I can't go on buying trousers every few months. Serious answers ONLY please.
It seems that "Cut out the pies" is not an acceptable answer redface:
I was impressed by the detailed description of the legs, the trouser legs, the fact that they all join together and the revelation that they have one on each side.
You would almost think the writer didn't walk on all fours.
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2012, 02:49:21 PM
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Would it be okay to bring a cleaner from home to sanitize my desk at the college?
The desks are nasty and look like they have never been cleaned. Would it be alright to bring a cleaner from home to clean my desk every few weeks? Should I ask the professor first?
24 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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@ Jess- I recently caught a cold from somewhere and I would like to reduce the chances of it happening again.
14 minutes ago
@ Jim- go to hell
I only suggested she asked her psychiatrist Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2012, 05:56:03 PM
Would it be okay to bring a cleaner from home to sanitize my desk at the college?
The desks are nasty and look like they have never been cleaned. Would it be alright to bring a cleaner from home to clean my desk every few weeks?
Seems rather a waste.
What would the cleaner do for the rest of the day, just hang round the college doing nothing?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2012, 05:58:04 PM
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2012, 05:31:24 PM
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For brain tumour how much is the cost in hyderabad-andra pradesh?rubschin:
how much is the cost for brain tumour in hyderabad -andhra pradesh
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2012, 06:03:40 PM
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2012, 10:39:34 AM
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Univesty close to durham(uk)?noooo:
hello
maby its werid Question but
im looking for uni,i froget the name of it ,but i remmber it was like 4 hours driving from durham,or something
im not sure if anyone know that , hopefully
thanks
Post by: Just One More on October 22, 2012, 09:07:48 PM
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Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2012, 11:35:42 AM
lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2012, 09:17:59 PM
"Been watching the latest series on & off over the last few weeks, and having just watched the latest sing-off I question how Mr Cowell can continue to think that this tripe can still be considered a talent show.
One word - Rylan.
Looks like Strictly from now on"
SAd but true ........... noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2012, 02:33:31 PM
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What roles have cows played in the Israeli history?whacky115
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2012, 02:51:05 PM
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How often do high school wrestlers break their neck?
It appears that "Only once" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2012, 02:52:10 PM
QuoteHow often do high school wrestlers break their neck?
It appears that "Only once" is not an acceptable answer redface:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2012, 06:22:35 PM
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My bf said my half sister's name during make out ?Popcorn:
We were making out and he said" I love you Sam".(Sam is my half sister's name).I asked him why he said her name.He did not answer me and he is keeping something away from me.Btw my half sister is a total whore and she always tries to hit on my bf
Post by: apc2010 on November 11, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
QuoteMy bf said my half sister's name during make out ?Popcorn:
We were making out and he said" I love you Sam".(Sam is my half sister's name).I asked him why he said her name.He did not answer me and he is keeping something away from me.Btw my half sister is a total whore and she always tries to hit on my bf
Rodeo sex.......... :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2012, 06:28:59 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 11, 2012, 11:11:19 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2012, 03:55:51 PM
Mr C and I were sitting in bed this morning laptops on laps, which is as it should be, when Mr C mutters 'I must be getting grumpy' when I enquired why with a resigned look on my face, he explained 'because I am bloody well getting fed up with all these naked women on Deviant art'.
It seems that 'no dear that's because you are getting old' was not an acceptable answer. lol:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 17, 2012, 06:34:05 PM
Not quite Yahoo Answers but I wasn't sure where else to put this.
Mr C and I were sitting in bed this morning laptops on laps, which is as it should be, when Mr C mutters 'I must be getting grumpy' when I enquired why with a resigned look on my face, he explained 'because I am bloody well getting fed up with all these naked women on Deviant art'.
It seems that 'no dear that's because you are getting old' was not an acceptable answer. lol:
I think you're right to be worried!
I 'Googled' "deviant art" and found deviantart.com - took a look, and, while I admit to liking many of the images (I'll visit again) there didn't seem to be many naked ladies there - did I miss something?
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 17, 2012, 06:40:13 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2012, 11:21:09 AM
That just brings up some bird's blog with various random images on it - still no nekkid wimmin!
Attend your PMs and ye shall find. ;)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2012, 08:07:59 PM
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I think i might have a Ghost in my house ''so I'm thinking of haveing my house circumcies'd?eeek:
What do you think , ?
Has anyone ever had there home circumcies'd
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2012, 08:59:32 PM
QuoteI think i might have a Ghost in my house ''so I'm thinking of haveing my house circumcies'd?eeek:
What do you think , ?
Has anyone ever had there home circumcies'd
Magellan, 40 foot clipper etc. . . .
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 24, 2012, 06:49:38 PM
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2012, 12:37:52 PM
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My fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?::)
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.
I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.
What should I do?
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2012, 12:44:27 PM
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2012, 12:51:13 PM
QuoteMy fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?::)
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.
I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.
What should I do?
She must be a right minger! lol:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 26, 2012, 01:14:56 PM
QuoteMy fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?::)
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.
I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.
What should I do?
She must be a right minger! lol:
For some, the prospect of shedloads of moolah can vastly improve the tolerability where mingers are concerned!
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2012, 02:00:15 PM
QuoteMy fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?::)
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.
I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.
What should I do?
She must be a right minger! lol:
For some, the prospect of shedloads of moolah can vastly improve the tolerability where mingers are concerned!
Exaktly! ::)
he could only tolerate her when he though she was a billionaire - not a millionaire... geddit...? noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2012, 06:25:23 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090622104231AAVrYFA
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 06:36:58 PM
Nick, your expertise is needed... rubschin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090622104231AAVrYFA
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2012, 06:48:35 PM
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2012, 06:02:34 AM
Nick, your expertise is needed... rubschin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090622104231AAVrYFA
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2012, 09:37:34 AM
"Do you want a scientific explanation of how a koan works, or do you want a poetic manifestation of the experience?"Nick, your expertise is needed... rubschin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090622104231AAVrYFA
happy001
Is a koan with a flake in it a ZEN99?
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2012, 01:59:54 PM
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How did panda travel abroad?
Few month ago, I saw a picture that a panda on airplane business class company with a guy who is take care of it. And that flight is from china to Japan.panda was an national gift to Japan.(I saw the news report in an Chinese version) So I was wondering dose panda need apply an passport and apply an visa to entry an country? Since panda is company with people, and on an civilian airplane, I guess after panda landing, it also need to pass immigration, will panda trouble to do that? So if panda need an passport, and it must apply visa to go country such as US, which visa section panda need, immigration or non immigration? Did panda has an diplomatic passport? And diplomatic immunity....?
Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2012, 02:03:28 PM
QuoteHow did panda travel abroad?
Few month ago, I saw a picture that a panda on airplane business class company with a guy who is take care of it. And that flight is from china to Japan.panda was an national gift to Japan.(I saw the news report in an Chinese version) So I was wondering dose panda need apply an passport and apply an visa to entry an country? Since panda is company with people, and on an civilian airplane, I guess after panda landing, it also need to pass immigration, will panda trouble to do that? So if panda need an passport, and it must apply visa to go country such as US, which visa section panda need, immigration or non immigration? Did panda has an diplomatic passport? And diplomatic immunity....?
Shrugs:
It was a spoof thing that went viral ...........will try and find the pics,,...........
Post by: Misty on December 29, 2012, 02:06:30 PM
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2013, 12:51:36 PM
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Who lives in the apartments attached to big ben?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2013, 12:55:26 PM
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Are Clocks living things?
This may be a dumb question. But are Clocks living things? Just because the hand moves by itself and the time changes by itself. It's like trees really, they grow themselves and are living things but are just emotionless.
I was embarrassed to ask anyone else so I am asking on here.
Are clocks alive? If so, what gives birth to a clock? X
Shocked:
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2013, 01:02:52 PM
QuoteAre Clocks living things?
This may be a dumb question. But are Clocks living things? Just because the hand moves by itself and the time changes by itself. It's like trees really, they grow themselves and are living things but are just emotionless.
I was embarrassed to ask anyone else so I am asking on here.
Are clocks alive? If so, what gives birth to a clock? X
Shocked:
eeek: noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2013, 06:13:32 PM
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Can anyone name any glaciers in the United Kingdom?
I'm doing a Geography assignment on glacial erosional features and have been asked to give examples of glaciers in the U.K. I've googled some examples for over 30 minutes but can't find any at all. Can someone tell me any names or areas with glaciers in the United Kingdom please?
Banghead
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2013, 06:20:26 PM
QuoteCan anyone name any glaciers in the United Kingdom?
I'm doing a Geography assignment on glacial erosional features and have been asked to give examples of glaciers in the U.K. I've googled some examples for over 30 minutes but can't find any at all. Can someone tell me any names or areas with glaciers in the United Kingdom please?
Banghead
We have always used "Wallys Windows" of Winchester but you could try here (http://www.nfoglon.org.uk/) to find one nearer where you live.
Post by: Misty on January 07, 2013, 06:20:42 PM
simples :thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on January 07, 2013, 06:27:09 PM
QuoteCan anyone name any glaciers in the United Kingdom?
I'm doing a Geography assignment on glacial erosional features and have been asked to give examples of glaciers in the U.K. I've googled some examples for over 30 minutes but can't find any at all. Can someone tell me any names or areas with glaciers in the United Kingdom please?
Banghead
We have always used "Wallys Windows" of Winchester but you could try here (http://www.nfoglon.org.uk/) to find one nearer where you live.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 wine meet keyboard!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2013, 07:38:02 PM
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What are the strengths and weaknesses of people that have lived in the British Isles?
shrugs:
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2013, 06:25:36 AM
QuoteCan anyone name any glaciers in the United Kingdom?
I'm doing a Geography assignment on glacial erosional features and have been asked to give examples of glaciers in the U.K. I've googled some examples for over 30 minutes but can't find any at all. Can someone tell me any names or areas with glaciers in the United Kingdom please?
Banghead
We have always used "Wallys Windows" of Winchester but you could try here (http://www.nfoglon.org.uk/) to find one nearer where you live.
happy001
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 09:51:44 PM
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Is it possible hitch hiking or driving to amsterdam?
I live in California, I heard it's like 5000 miles away I think, I don't have enough for a plane ticket, I have no car, I'm 18, is it possible I can walk/hitchhike/or is there any other way I can get transported by planes, I have a diploma, I have a passport,. How can I get there, please help this is a serious question
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 09:54:22 PM
QuoteIs it possible hitch hiking or driving to amsterdam?
I live in California, I heard it's like 5000 miles away I think, I don't have enough for a plane ticket, I have no car, I'm 18, is it possible I can walk/hitchhike/or is there any other way I can get transported by planes, I have a diploma, I have a passport,. How can I get there, please help this is a serious question
noooo:
Not so stupid he could be a courier type thing.....
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:22:07 AM
QuoteIs it possible hitch hiking or driving to amsterdam?
I live in California, I heard it's like 5000 miles away I think, I don't have enough for a plane ticket, I have no car, I'm 18, is it possible I can walk/hitchhike/or is there any other way I can get transported by planes, I have a diploma, I have a passport,. How can I get there, please help this is a serious question
noooo:
Not so stupid he could be a courier type thing.....
A mule like...? rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:19:03 AM
QuoteIs it possible hitch hiking or driving to amsterdam?
I live in California, I heard it's like 5000 miles away I think, I don't have enough for a plane ticket, I have no car, I'm 18, is it possible I can walk/hitchhike/or is there any other way I can get transported by planes, I have a diploma, I have a passport,. How can I get there, please help this is a serious question
noooo:
Not so stupid he could be a courier type thing.....
A mule like...? rubschin:
In a burger like?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:31:37 AM
QuoteIs it possible hitch hiking or driving to amsterdam?
I live in California, I heard it's like 5000 miles away I think, I don't have enough for a plane ticket, I have no car, I'm 18, is it possible I can walk/hitchhike/or is there any other way I can get transported by planes, I have a diploma, I have a passport,. How can I get there, please help this is a serious question
noooo:
Not so stupid he could be a courier type thing.....
A mule like...? rubschin:
In a burger like?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2013, 03:43:39 PM
Quote
An English Question!!?
if someone says they are taking u out next saturday and today is friday, does that mean next saturday is tomorrow or the following saturday or next week?
whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2013, 03:53:07 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2013, 03:59:37 PM
It's the following Saturday of course Banghead
noooo: which week......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2013, 04:10:13 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 05:37:40 PM
Growler will know :thumbsup:
Indeed! angel1
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 05:43:08 PM
After mentioning tomozo which is Saturday, as she states it's currently friday :thumbsup: the next bit is actually a bit confuslicating and open for some serious unravelment of somewhat confuslimentnuss...nuss.
If NEXT Saturady IS tomozo...which it quite clearly IS in fact, :thumbsup: so far so good, then how can she be unsure if the Saturday of next week is indeed the following Saturday after the next one which is as of course tomorrow? rubschin:
I reckon she's 'arf baked tbqh. confused:
Post me reply to her if you so wish....with my compliments, and ask her to talk proper like wot I doos. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2013, 05:48:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2013, 05:55:01 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 05:56:12 PM
noooo:
Wha'? Shrugs:
All crystal clear if you disect and read it slowly ffs! Banghead
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 05:58:40 PM
So tomorrow then............. rubschin:
Which IS indeed, NEXT Saturday, the werd NEXT meaning the following one after the last one, which was indeed LAST Saturday, wan'it/in'it? :thumbsup:
Look the werd NEXT up in the dickshunree. :thumbsup:
Off course, TOMORROW IS actually perfectly acceptable in THIS case when the next one (Saturday in this case, is in fact the following day. :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2013, 06:01:17 PM
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2013, 06:02:06 PM
the following saturday or next week?
After mentioning tomozo which is Saturday, as she states it's currently friday :thumbsup: the next bit is actually a bit confuslicating and open for some serious unravelment of somewhat confuslimentnuss...nuss.
If NEXT Saturady IS tomozo...which it quite clearly IS in fact, :thumbsup: so far so good, then how can she be unsure if the Saturday of next week is indeed the following Saturday after the next one which is as of course tomorrow? rubschin:
I reckon she's 'arf baked tbqh. confused:
Post me reply to her if you so wish....with my compliments, and ask her to talk proper like wot I doos. Thumbs:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fge0zxw5d3%2F1115879_Clipart_Dizzy_Smiley_Holding_His_Head_Royalty_Free_Vector_Illustration.jpg&hash=15360e9066b1c96e363830e7c9f0dbf117197678) (http://postimage.org/image/ge0zxw5d3/)
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 07:13:53 PM
Don't fret. noooo:
We has'd a whole thread dedicated to this VERY subject a couple of years ago. cloud9:
BM agreed with me btw. Thumbs:
I'll see if I can find it like. It'll be fun fun fun to get the discussion going with gusto again. :thumbsup:
Failing that, p'raps BM or The Dog could dig it up by using some admin levers p'raps?
My VAT werkings out thread caused much involvement too, but will save that p'raps for my next vat 1/4 end, yes? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2013, 07:20:06 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 07:26:12 PM
Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: Yargh:
WHA'!? Shrugs:
You absolutely LUVED the heated discussions from within, and don't deny it. noooo:
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 07:32:21 PM
Tapped in,when, is, next, weekend, started by me, and results came back as nowt. evil: Banghead
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 07:34:54 PM
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2013, 07:56:48 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 07:58:25 PM
Resurrected in the Saloon Bar :thumbsup:
How did you do that, really? confused: Shrugs:
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 08:21:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2013, 08:23:15 PM
I don't think the search facility is working properly. When I searched on the word "next" or "tomorrow" it never found them even though those words were in the said thread, but when I searched for the word "next" just in the topic headings, it found it :thumbsup:
BM gubbed it.........
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 19, 2013, 09:36:03 AM
Post by: Misty on January 19, 2013, 11:25:51 AM
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2013, 07:13:08 PM
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How long does it take to fly from uk?
how long does it take from uk
noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2013, 04:37:54 PM
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Sex with someone with clothes on?
Can you get pregnant when u have sex with clothes on?
Banghead
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2013, 11:43:21 AM
whacky115
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2013, 11:46:06 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiCAlSX..6nbXxJ6Nv_UU6whBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130204102228AAx9sHb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiCAlSX..6nbXxJ6Nv_UU6whBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130204102228AAx9sHb)
whacky115
noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2013, 01:06:39 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiCAlSX..6nbXxJ6Nv_UU6whBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130204102228AAx9sHb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiCAlSX..6nbXxJ6Nv_UU6whBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130204102228AAx9sHb)
whacky115
I have blood type F2. I currently reside in Europe but have only just moved here from Japan.
People with blood type F2 (like me) are really well suited to living in Japan. There is not much space there and I like living in cramped conditions. To live successfully in Japan you have to like chrysanthemums I really like the red ones that is a good thing because in Japan red is a very lucky colour.
A liking for raw fish a must and you must also like noodles and rice.
I fitted in really well because despite being tall I do like cartoons and pictures of school girls.
I don't think blood type B- or B would fit in very well at all. If you really want to go to Japan you need to go to your health practitioner and ask for a complete blood transfer to become a blood type F. You could sleep whilst the transfer takes place and then go and live in Japan and be very happy.
Good luck
angel1 angel1
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2013, 01:48:45 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiCAlSX..6nbXxJ6Nv_UU6whBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130204102228AAx9sHb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiCAlSX..6nbXxJ6Nv_UU6whBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130204102228AAx9sHb)
whacky115
I have blood type F2. I currently reside in Europe but have only just moved here from Japan.
People with blood type F2 (like me) are really well suited to living in Japan. There is not much space there and I like living in cramped conditions. To live successfully in Japan you have to like chrysanthemums I really like the red ones that is a good thing because in Japan red is a very lucky colour.
A liking for raw fish a must and you must also like noodles and rice.
I fitted in really well because despite being tall I do like cartoons and pictures of school girls.
I don't think blood type B- or B would fit in very well at all. If you really want to go to Japan you need to go to your health practitioner and ask for a complete blood transfer to become a blood type F. You could sleep whilst the transfer takes place and then go and live in Japan and be very happy.
Good luck
angel1 angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2013, 09:28:44 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
happ096
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2013, 09:37:28 PM
Oh, Miss C
lol: lol: lol: lol:
happ096
^^^^^^^^
Wot he said
Bravo. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2013, 01:05:34 PM
Quote
In how many days mastubrate should be done for male and female?
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2013, 01:21:41 PM
QuoteIn how many days mastubrate should be done for male and female?
rubschin:
Wankah:
Post by: Misty on February 07, 2013, 01:30:28 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2013, 07:52:25 PM
QuoteIn how many days mastubrate should be done for male and female?
rubschin:
Linky please.
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2013, 07:06:04 AM
Females can masturbate whenever they want to it is only boys that go blind when they masturbate too much. However, it has never really been determined how much is to much therefore unless you want to go blind you should refrain completely.
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Post by: Just One More on February 08, 2013, 07:18:51 AM
I have offered advice. angel1 angel1
Females can masturbate whenever they want to it is only boys that go blind when they masturbate too much. However, it has never really been determined how much is to much therefore unless you want to go blind you should refrain completely.
10 hours ago - Edit - Delete
:thumbsup:
I'd risk an eye ;) <<< See, me right one's gone already
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2013, 07:20:32 AM
I have offered advice. angel1 angel1
Females can masturbate whenever they want to it is only boys that go blind when they masturbate too much. However, it has never really been determined how much is to much therefore unless you want to go blind you should refrain completely.
10 hours ago - Edit - Delete
:thumbsup:
I'd risk an eye ;) <<< See, me right one's gone already
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2013, 08:06:52 AM
I have offered advice. angel1 angel1
Females can masturbate whenever they want to it is only boys that go blind when they masturbate too much. However, it has never really been determined how much is to much therefore unless you want to go blind you should refrain completely.
10 hours ago - Edit - Delete
:thumbsup:
I'd risk an eye ;) <<< See, me right one's gone already
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2013, 04:48:35 PM
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How much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2013, 04:51:25 PM
QuoteHow much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
How heavy is a train ..............which member here would know that......... rubschin:
whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
QuoteHow much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
How heavy is a train ..............which member here would know that......... rubschin:
whistle:
About thirty tonnes... redface:
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 09:29:20 AM
QuoteHow much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
How heavy is a train ..............which member here would know that......... rubschin:
whistle:
About thirty tonnes... redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-iAIuN08Ml-o%2FTZIaBn5I4zI%2FAAAAAAAAAj4%2FfGlUcxBlezQ%2Fs1600%2Fceanorak.jpg&hash=6844a481243bbdb1a1a18602d7bad8dde2d38d0b)
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 10:00:56 AM
QuoteHow much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
How heavy is a train ..............which member here would know that......... rubschin:
whistle:
About thirty tonnes... redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-iAIuN08Ml-o%2FTZIaBn5I4zI%2FAAAAAAAAAj4%2FfGlUcxBlezQ%2Fs1600%2Fceanorak.jpg&hash=6844a481243bbdb1a1a18602d7bad8dde2d38d0b)
Shame on me... redface:
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 12:44:23 PM
QuoteHow much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
How heavy is a train ..............which member here would know that......... rubschin:
whistle:
About thirty tonnes... redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-iAIuN08Ml-o%2FTZIaBn5I4zI%2FAAAAAAAAAj4%2FfGlUcxBlezQ%2Fs1600%2Fceanorak.jpg&hash=6844a481243bbdb1a1a18602d7bad8dde2d38d0b)
Shame on me... redface:
I meant TMR......... ::)
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 01:19:46 PM
QuoteHow much does London underground weigh?
I was in London the other day and I used the subway for the first time. i really enjoyed it, the breeze from a train passing nearby, the deep rumble, it's great. but it is huuuuuge. while i was there i wondered how heavy it would be... out of curiosity. if anyone could tell me about how much it weighs that would be great
thank you
I suppose the answer would have to be in double decker buses rubschin:
How heavy is a train ..............which member here would know that......... rubschin:
whistle:
About thirty tonnes... redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-iAIuN08Ml-o%2FTZIaBn5I4zI%2FAAAAAAAAAj4%2FfGlUcxBlezQ%2Fs1600%2Fceanorak.jpg&hash=6844a481243bbdb1a1a18602d7bad8dde2d38d0b)
Shame on me... redface:
I meant TMR......... ::)
Yay! Party001:
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2013, 01:21:52 PM
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 01:27:21 PM
I am wasted here.......... noooo:
Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 04:51:24 PM
I am wasted here.......... noooo:
Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)
Nor did he have time to weigh the train he did fall under. angry041:
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 04:56:24 PM
I am wasted here.......... noooo:
Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)
Nor did he have time to weigh the train he did fall under. angry041:
Good point too! Thumbs:
Apey is an mong... noooo:
Post by: Misty on February 18, 2013, 05:01:24 PM
I am wasted here.......... noooo:
Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)
Nor did he have time to weigh the train he did fall under. angry041:
Good point too! Thumbs:
Apey is an mong... noooo:
point:
He also just slipped on a banana skin outside the shop! You can't make this shit up. happy002
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 05:09:00 PM
I am wasted here.......... noooo:
Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)
Nor did he have time to weigh the train he did fall under. angry041:
Good point too! Thumbs:
Apey is an mong... noooo:
point:
He also just slipped on a banana skin outside the shop! You can't make this shit up. happy002
happy001
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 05:12:37 PM
So 30 tonnes x 534 trains = 16,020 tonnes
This doesn't include the passengers of course.
That is about the same as 1314 London Double Decker Buses (unladen) which are about 12 tons (UK) & that converts to 12.19256 tonnes each.
(Note some sources prefer to say that a laden London Bus weighs about 15 tons & other say that they weigh a mere 9.5 tons but I guess it all depends on which model of Routemaster you wish to use.)
Now where did I put my anorak?
Post by: Misty on February 18, 2013, 05:17:07 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 05:37:21 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep006.gif&hash=b5b952cd093c9210b06f92d22256683366ef3b6e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
WAKE UP AT THE BACK! As he whangs the blackboard rubber across the room.
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 06:07:32 PM
Anywhooo ~ According to TfL there are 534 trains running at 0900 hrs on any given week day and this is the maximum. It tails off during the day and at weekends and curiously doesn't reach that peak again in the evening rush hour.
So 30 tonnes x 534 trains = 16,020 tonnes
This doesn't include the passengers of course.
That is about the same as 1314 London Double Decker Buses (unladen) which are about 12 tons (UK) & that converts to 12.19256 tonnes each.
(Note some sources prefer to say that a laden London Bus weighs about 15 tons & other say that they weigh a mere 9.5 tons but I guess it all depends on which model of Routemaster you wish to use.)
Now where did I put my anorak?
But you have not weighed the tracks or tunnels ::)
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep006.gif&hash=b5b952cd093c9210b06f92d22256683366ef3b6e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
WAKE UP AT THE BACK! As he whangs the blackboard rubber across the room.
Amateur... ::)
A professional; would cause more pain with a piece of worn chalk....
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
But it's a bit long. noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2013, 06:43:24 PM
I am wasted here.......... noooo:
Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)
Nor did he have time to weigh the train he did fall under. angry041:
Good point too! Thumbs:
Apey is an mong... noooo:
point:
He also just slipped on a banana skin outside the shop! You can't make this shit up. happy002
I am not surprised if he was wasted. noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 06:47:45 PM
I have a very funny story about a piece of chalk :thumbsup:
But it's a bit long. noooo:
How long could a piece of chalk be...? ::)
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 06:53:21 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 06:57:04 PM
::) ::)
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
I think we'll pass... ::)
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2013, 06:59:57 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 07:01:34 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.
It was winter tho...
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2013, 07:02:53 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.
It was winter tho...
Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 07:03:51 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.
It was winter tho...
Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.
He still told them it was nine... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2013, 07:06:48 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.
It was winter tho...
Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.
He still told them it was nine... noooo:
Metric or Imperial?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 07:07:51 PM
In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding redface:
Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.
It was winter tho...
Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.
He still told them it was nine... noooo:
Metric or Imperial?
cm
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 07:08:24 PM
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
It's nearly as funny as the tale of the Cat and the Coconut. Though it wasn't funny at the time noooo: Indeed, I had nightmares about it for a while scared2:
Imagine how the cat felt... noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 07:14:12 PM
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 07:15:50 PM
Oh the cat was fine :thumbsup: Though the RSPCA were puzzled by the entire incident. If only the actress had not forgotten her specs noooo:
Looony! whacky115
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2013, 07:19:56 PM
I may have to start a new thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 07:20:49 PM
But it is true cussing:
I may have to start a new thread
doh:
Post by: Misty on February 18, 2013, 07:30:56 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2013, 10:26:09 AM
Anywhooo ~ According to TfL there are 534 trains running at 0900 hrs on any given week day and this is the maximum. It tails off during the day and at weekends and curiously doesn't reach that peak again in the evening rush hour.
So 30 tonnes x 534 trains = 16,020 tonnes
This doesn't include the passengers of course.
That is about the same as 1314 London Double Decker Buses (unladen) which are about 12 tons (UK) & that converts to 12.19256 tonnes each.
(Note some sources prefer to say that a laden London Bus weighs about 15 tons & other say that they weigh a mere 9.5 tons but I guess it all depends on which model of Routemaster you wish to use.)
Now where did I put my anorak?
But you have not weighed the tracks or tunnels ::)
Nor the weight of earth, buildings and roads that all press down on the system's tunnels but I am not a civil engineer ::)
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 10:34:03 AM
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If I carry a heavy school bag everyday will my height stop increasing?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 06:48:09 PM
Quote
Do u believe that Talisman and amulet have power to protect like can cushion the effect of gunshot?
Apparently, "Yes, get someone to shoot you and see for yourself." is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2013, 08:44:38 AM
QuoteDo u believe that Talisman and amulet have power to protect like can cushion the effect of gunshot?
Apparently, "Yes, get someone to shoot you and see for yourself." is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2013, 10:09:13 AM
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How old do you have to be to get severed in pubs in France?! Help!?
eeek:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 10:11:35 AM
QuoteHow old do you have to be to get severed in pubs in France?! Help!?
eeek:
Do they still use the guillotine? eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2013, 06:12:43 PM
Quote
Will my lips catch on fire in an airplane?
At a certain altitude pilots sometime require to have an oxygen mask on to breath. Since pressurized oxygen can ignite petroleum products. My question is if your a pilot that has Chapstick on and you have to put on the oxygen mask during flight, could the pilots lips literally catch on fire?
eeek: rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2013, 08:49:57 AM
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2013, 12:46:03 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:27:06 PM
Yay, I got a best answer :thumbsup:worthy:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 02:21:33 PM
Yay, I got a best answer :thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32)
happy001
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 05:10:55 PM
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what did Charles darwin find on his expedition on the beatle?
noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2013, 05:13:02 PM
Yay, I got a best answer :thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag9uaKn9Z0pycBcLwEfCtX0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130305091801AAkms32)
It was such a good answer Yahoo deleted the question. lol:
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 05:16:01 PM
I suggested a west facing beach angel1
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2013, 06:16:25 PM
Quotewhat did Charles darwin find on his expedition on the beatle?
noooo:
Crushed Asia?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 12, 2013, 06:44:20 PM
Quotewhat did Charles darwin find on his expedition on the beatle?
noooo:
Crushed Asia?
Nearly drumroll: , but, beatles are Homo Sapiens, beetles are Nicophorus (no really!)!
Crustacea are crabs, lobsters shrimps 'n stuff!
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
Quotewhat did Charles darwin find on his expedition on the beatle?
noooo:
Crushed Asia?
Nearly drumroll: , but, beatles are Homo Sapiens, beetles are Nicophorus (no really!)!
Crustacea are crabs, lobsters shrimps 'n stuff!
lol: True, but this is Yahoo Answers ... they'd go for it
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 10:23:59 AM
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For my Scotland holiday, Is there any entrance fee to see the Loch Ness Monster?
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 10:34:00 AM
Don't need Yahoo answers to work out which natonality
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 06:01:32 PM
I have had a absolute shocker of a week and am shelshocked !
Firstly my best buddy winston, 15 year old staffordhire bull terrier became ill, I decided to take hom to bed with me to keep and eye on him only to wake at 4 am and he had died laid on me
Then my 45 year old uncle had a massive heart attack and died a few hours later out of the blue with no known heart problems ??
I am in shock and to be honest don't understand what the hell has gone wrong this week and am confused !
It would seem that 'you are right to be confused as that is only two days' is not an acceptable answer. redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 06:05:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:06:25 PM
I believe that Nick is rubbing off on you Miss C. eeek:
Snigger...... redface:
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:10:45 PM
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 06:12:29 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:13:02 PM
Did she mention a chocolate muffin?
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:13:11 PM
Did she mention a chocolate muffin?
noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 07:28:59 PM
Did she mention a chocolate muffin?
No but she mentioned a mule.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:45:48 PM
Did she mention a chocolate muffin?
No but she mentioned a mule.
Mules... Drool:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 07:53:26 PM
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:56:23 PM
Goats and asses? BM really. tsk.
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 07:57:20 PM
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2013, 07:00:24 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D redface: redface:
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2013, 07:04:19 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Als5Cp3ea496xPwaSyKKWuwgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130329095159AABCUw9 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Als5Cp3ea496xPwaSyKKWuwgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130329095159AABCUw9)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2013, 08:46:46 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Als5Cp3ea496xPwaSyKKWuwgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130329095159AABCUw9 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Als5Cp3ea496xPwaSyKKWuwgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130329095159AABCUw9)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
You should have signed it Brain not Brian :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2013, 10:12:16 AM
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How much would it cost to hire a Limousin in the uk?
shutup:
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2013, 10:46:03 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Als5Cp3ea496xPwaSyKKWuwgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130329095159AABCUw9 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Als5Cp3ea496xPwaSyKKWuwgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130329095159AABCUw9)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D redface: redface:
Good work! worthy:
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2013, 02:52:02 PM
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2013, 05:11:23 PM
redface:
Post by: boogs on March 31, 2013, 05:22:08 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avb_vYex6AnVAYqUgELuNAEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130331093836AAcw0rc (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avb_vYex6AnVAYqUgELuNAEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130331093836AAcw0rc)
redface:
You should be redfaced.... eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2013, 09:54:07 AM
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How can I ship my underwear to Paris?
I have to ship my underwear to my boyfriend in Paris ASAP. Uh.. yeah, thanks. I have never shipped it before, but I have been on a cruise before, so do I just go to the nearest ship and put my underwear somewhere and then when they get to Paris, they will drop it off??
Thanks.
Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2013, 10:04:04 AM
QuoteHow can I ship my underwear to Paris?
I have to ship my underwear to my boyfriend in Paris ASAP. Uh.. yeah, thanks. I have never shipped it before, but I have been on a cruise before, so do I just go to the nearest ship and put my underwear somewhere and then when they get to Paris, they will drop it off??
Thanks.
Shrugs:
noooo:
Did you ever hear from the guy you did the homework for? lol:
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2013, 10:09:46 AM
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2013, 10:25:00 AM
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How can I get my daughter to take my suggestion about her bridesmaids?
Everyone knows that it's traditional for the bride to include her fattest friend in her bridal party and have her fat friend stand close to her during the formal picture taking so the bride looks thinner and more beautiful. But she says she is only having three bridesmaids including her maid of honor, and none of them are fat. But I want her to look her best during her photos, and considering her father and I are the ones paying for the wedding, I should get my way on this. What do you think?
eeek:
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2013, 10:36:22 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2013, 11:05:59 AM
QuoteHow can I get my daughter to take my suggestion about her bridesmaids?
Everyone knows that it's traditional for the bride to include her fattest friend in her bridal party and have her fat friend stand close to her during the formal picture taking so the bride looks thinner and more beautiful. But she says she is only having three bridesmaids including her maid of honor, and none of them are fat. But I want her to look her best during her photos, and considering her father and I are the ones paying for the wedding, I should get my way on this. What do you think?
eeek:
Linky please I feel some mind messing coming on. eveilgrin:
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2013, 11:16:59 AM
. . .Linky please I feel some mind messing coming on. eveilgrin:Linky (http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130412210402AA04l8z)
Seems there is a queue to put that stupid woman in her place
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2013, 11:17:47 AM
QuoteHow can I get my daughter to take my suggestion about her bridesmaids?
Everyone knows that it's traditional for the bride to include her fattest friend in her bridal party and have her fat friend stand close to her during the formal picture taking so the bride looks thinner and more beautiful. But she says she is only having three bridesmaids including her maid of honor, and none of them are fat. But I want her to look her best during her photos, and considering her father and I are the ones paying for the wedding, I should get my way on this. What do you think?
eeek:
Linky please I feel some mind messing coming on. eveilgrin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At9urr1N9KzPZsdIV5I.q1kjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20130412210402AA04l8z (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At9urr1N9KzPZsdIV5I.q1kjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20130412210402AA04l8z)
Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2013, 12:06:45 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2013, 12:33:36 PM
QuoteHow can I get my daughter to take my suggestion about her bridesmaids?
Everyone knows that it's traditional for the bride to include her fattest friend in her bridal party and have her fat friend stand close to her during the formal picture taking so the bride looks thinner and more beautiful. But she says she is only having three bridesmaids including her maid of honor, and none of them are fat. But I want her to look her best during her photos, and considering her father and I are the ones paying for the wedding, I should get my way on this. What do you think?
eeek:
Linky please I feel some mind messing coming on. eveilgrin:
Dear Mother of the Bride (MotB)
Please take no notice of what other people had said in answer to your question. Times have changed as has wedding etiquette. Many people now opt for a 'modern wedding' and payment for the wedding may be spread across the parents. This is not the case for you, your daughter and future son-in-law.
Traditionally this is supposed to be the happiest day of your daughters life and as you are choosing a traditional wedding you have every right to have your own way. It is time to put your foot down on this matter.
From what you say in your question I have to assume that your daughter is both un-attractive and somewhat overweight and of course will not 'look good' in the formal photography session. It is hardly surprising therefore that as the MotB you want to disguise these facts.
There are several courses of action that you and your husband can take and I list them below.
1. Ensure that you employ a really good make-up artist.
2.. Refuse to pay for the wedding unless your daughter finds a fatter friend to be a bridesmaid. If your daughter has no friends that are more overweight than she is then here in the UK we have companies from who you can rent for the day or hour or part thereof a fat girl.
3. The third and less preferable option as it is dreadfully expensive is to ensure that the photographer that you employ has a current version of 'Portrait Professional' loaded on his PC. This will allow him to eradicate blemishes, move your daughters eyes closer together so that the perfect ratio is obtained. Airbrush pounds if not stones off of your daughters body thereby making her look both at the very least acceptable and possibly even beautiful.
I wish you and your lovely family all the very best for this wonderful family occasion.
Should you have any further questions regarding wedding etiquette please do not hesitate to contact me as I am a professional and well known wedding planner.
angel1
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2013, 12:38:10 PM
Post by: boogs on April 13, 2013, 02:44:06 PM
QuoteHow can I get my daughter to take my suggestion about her bridesmaids?
Everyone knows that it's traditional for the bride to include her fattest friend in her bridal party and have her fat friend stand close to her during the formal picture taking so the bride looks thinner and more beautiful. But she says she is only having three bridesmaids including her maid of honor, and none of them are fat. But I want her to look her best during her photos, and considering her father and I are the ones paying for the wedding, I should get my way on this. What do you think?
eeek:
Linky please I feel some mind messing coming on. eveilgrin:
Dear Mother of the Bride (MotB)
Please take no notice of what other people had said in answer to your question. Times have changed as has wedding etiquette. Many people now opt for a 'modern wedding' and payment for the wedding may be spread across the parents. This is not the case for you, your daughter and future son-in-law.
Traditionally this is supposed to be the happiest day of your daughters life and as you are choosing a traditional wedding you have every right to have your own way. It is time to put your foot down on this matter.
From what you say in your question I have to assume that your daughter is both un-attractive and somewhat overweight and of course will not 'look good' in the formal photography session. It is hardly surprising therefore that as the MotB you want to disguise these facts.
There are several courses of action that you and your husband can take and I list them below.
1. Ensure that you employ a really good make-up artist.
2.. Refuse to pay for the wedding unless your daughter finds a fatter friend to be a bridesmaid. If your daughter has no friends that are more overweight than she is then here in the UK we have companies from who you can rent for the day or hour or part thereof a fat girl.
3. The third and less preferable option as it is dreadfully expensive is to ensure that the photographer that you employ has a current version of 'Portrait Professional' loaded on his PC. This will allow him to eradicate blemishes, move your daughters eyes closer together so that the perfect ratio is obtained. Airbrush pounds if not stones off of your daughters body thereby making her look both at the very least acceptable and possibly even beautiful.
I wish you and your lovely family all the very best for this wonderful family occasion.
Should you have any further questions regarding wedding etiquette please do not hesitate to contact me as I am a professional and well known wedding planner.
angel1
We are not worthy Miss C brilliant ........... :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2013, 02:45:43 PM
QuoteHow can I get my daughter to take my suggestion about her bridesmaids?
Everyone knows that it's traditional for the bride to include her fattest friend in her bridal party and have her fat friend stand close to her during the formal picture taking so the bride looks thinner and more beautiful. But she says she is only having three bridesmaids including her maid of honor, and none of them are fat. But I want her to look her best during her photos, and considering her father and I are the ones paying for the wedding, I should get my way on this. What do you think?
eeek:
Linky please I feel some mind messing coming on. eveilgrin:
Dear Mother of the Bride (MotB)
Please take no notice of what other people had said in answer to your question. Times have changed as has wedding etiquette. Many people now opt for a 'modern wedding' and payment for the wedding may be spread across the parents. This is not the case for you, your daughter and future son-in-law.
Traditionally this is supposed to be the happiest day of your daughters life and as you are choosing a traditional wedding you have every right to have your own way. It is time to put your foot down on this matter.
From what you say in your question I have to assume that your daughter is both un-attractive and somewhat overweight and of course will not 'look good' in the formal photography session. It is hardly surprising therefore that as the MotB you want to disguise these facts.
There are several courses of action that you and your husband can take and I list them below.
1. Ensure that you employ a really good make-up artist.
2.. Refuse to pay for the wedding unless your daughter finds a fatter friend to be a bridesmaid. If your daughter has no friends that are more overweight than she is then here in the UK we have companies from who you can rent for the day or hour or part thereof a fat girl.
3. The third and less preferable option as it is dreadfully expensive is to ensure that the photographer that you employ has a current version of 'Portrait Professional' loaded on his PC. This will allow him to eradicate blemishes, move your daughters eyes closer together so that the perfect ratio is obtained. Airbrush pounds if not stones off of your daughters body thereby making her look both at the very least acceptable and possibly even beautiful.
I wish you and your lovely family all the very best for this wonderful family occasion.
Should you have any further questions regarding wedding etiquette please do not hesitate to contact me as I am a professional and well known wedding planner.
angel1
happy001
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2013, 02:50:33 PM
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Clearly the Mother of the Bride is morbidly obese herself...
She wishes her daughter to surround herself with fatties so that she doesn't look quite so vast in the wedding pictures...
Shame on you!
You need to confront your weight problems and not spoil your daughter's wedding.
Source(s):
Psychotherapist specialising in weight problems
redface:
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2013, 04:31:34 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2013, 05:34:13 PM
Are we allowed to play some more I can feel a competition coming on. eveilgrin:
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2013, 06:34:12 PM
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2013, 05:51:52 AM
You're toast Steve. confused:
Are we allowed to play some more I can feel a competition coming on. eveilgrin:
You got best answer! lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2013, 05:57:44 AM
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2013, 06:05:34 AM
It made I larf.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2013, 07:41:42 AM
Party001: Do we have a trophy cabinet rubschin:
Ooo can we put heads in it. Tiger Woods and Simon Cowel (sp) can go in first.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
Party001: Do we have a trophy cabinet rubschin:
Ooo can we put heads in it. Tiger Woods and Simon Cowel (sp) can go in first.
Good girl. You have done fine work this day. :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2013, 05:06:52 PM
Firstly you need to ascertain how long the hose is once you know that you can start making rapid progress. You will need to attach it to a tap (preferably an outside tap) but if you don't have one of these then the kitchen tap will do. You may need a special fitting especially if you will be using the kitchen tap. A good hard wear store will help you out and tit won't be expensive.
Once you have attached your hose you need to decide what to do, if you have a garden and it hasn't rained for a while you could water it. This can be time consuming and you may wish to purchase a sprinkler attachment. This is an added expense but well worth the investment if you are short of time.
Alternatively many people use a hose for washing their vehicle. May be you could start up a small business washing other peoples cars. It is far easier to wash a vehicle with a hose than with a bucket and sponge and you will probably get less wet when using this method.
Regarding your spar room I think that you should leave it as it is sparring is good for both the body and the soul it can be expensive to join a gym. It is far more convenient to be able to spar in the comfort of your own home and it will be an excellent way to relax after the stresses and strains of watering your garden or washing cars. Sparring in public unless at a properly organised event is generally frowned upon and often results in arrest.
I believe that I am correct in assuming that you do not mean that you have a Spar room which is a different thing altogether. This means that you actually have a retail room and are considering selling overpriced and often past their sell by date items of food and cleaning products. I think that if this is your intention then your venture will fail unless you have plenty of money to run advertising campaigns and such like.
Your hats pose me a bit of a problem. How many do you have and what sort are they. If they are formal hats then very good advice is to store them in special 'hat boxes' if they are informal they could be stored on a shelf or in draws. If you have too many hats you could take some to the thrift shop or sell them on Ebay. A fox fur hat is a completely different question and is probably best left well alone or at least dealt with via email or via PM.
I hope that this advise helps. angel1
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2013, 05:23:07 PM
I have suggested connecting the hose to the spa room angel1
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2013, 05:59:45 PM
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2013, 06:41:24 PM
I was going to suggest "First see if you can suck a tennis ball through the hose" redface:
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2013, 07:06:54 PM
Okay so mum just got a new hose a while ago and its only for me and her but have 4 bedrooms. So she said i could have the spar bedroom. But i dont know what to use it for. I was thinking a make up sort of room to have lik my own space for all hat but i dnt know any ideas ? please !!! ?
Firstly you need to ascertain how long the hose is once you know that you can start making rapid progress. You will need to attach it to a tap (preferably an outside tap) but if you don't have one of these then the kitchen tap will do. You may need a special fitting especially if you will be using the kitchen tap. A good hard wear store will help you out and tit won't be expensive.
Once you have attached your hose you need to decide what to do, if you have a garden and it hasn't rained for a while you could water it. This can be time consuming and you may wish to purchase a sprinkler attachment. This is an added expense but well worth the investment if you are short of time.
Alternatively many people use a hose for washing their vehicle. May be you could start up a small business washing other peoples cars. It is far easier to wash a vehicle with a hose than with a bucket and sponge and you will probably get less wet when using this method.
Regarding your spar room I think that you should leave it as it is sparring is good for both the body and the soul it can be expensive to join a gym. It is far more convenient to be able to spar in the comfort of your own home and it will be an excellent way to relax after the stresses and strains of watering your garden or washing cars. Sparring in public unless at a properly organised event is generally frowned upon and often results in arrest.
I believe that I am correct in assuming that you do not mean that you have a Spar room which is a different thing altogether. This means that you actually have a retail room and are considering selling overpriced and often past their sell by date items of food and cleaning products. I think that if this is your intention then your venture will fail unless you have plenty of money to run advertising campaigns and such like.
Your hats pose me a bit of a problem. How many do you have and what sort are they. If they are formal hats then very good advice is to store them in special 'hat boxes' if they are informal they could be stored on a shelf or in draws. If you have too many hats you could take some to the thrift shop or sell them on Ebay. A fox fur hat is a completely different question and is probably best left well alone or at least dealt with via email or via PM.
I hope that this advise helps. angel1
happy001
Post by: boogs on April 16, 2013, 08:19:08 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2013, 09:39:01 PM
So like tomoro I lik want 2 relly rally impross mi BF I mite be prignant pls ple red and help!!!!!!!!
I lik bears and furry terrapins is ther ant hoop?
Post by: Misty on April 17, 2013, 08:24:04 AM
redface: Thank you but not for spelling though. redface: Arse. Ahh well tomorrow is another day, another mind to mess with. eveilgrin:
So like tomoro I lik want 2 relly rally impross mi BF I mite be prignant pls ple red and help!!!!!!!!
I lik bears and furry terrapins is ther ant hoop?
lol: lol: lol:
you should not lick terrapins, you can catch salmonella. noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2013, 09:06:35 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 17, 2013, 09:22:41 PM
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2013, 09:54:16 PM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2013, 09:59:32 PM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 05:15:53 AM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 18, 2013, 09:44:22 AM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
lol: lol: lol:
If you've been affected by any of the things in this thread, then please call the number on your screen, or visit the website. Our team are waiting for your calls.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2013, 11:24:15 AM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
lol: lol: lol:
If you've been affected by any of the things in this thread, then please call the number on your screen, or visit the website. Our team are waiting for your calls.
lol: lol:
Has anyone here got BM's phone number, just for a larff like. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on April 18, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
redface: Thank you but not for spelling though. redface: Arse. Ahh well tomorrow is another day, another mind to mess with. eveilgrin:
So like tomoro I lik want 2 relly rally impross mi BF I mite be prignant pls ple red and help!!!!!!!!
I lik bears and furry terrapins is ther ant hoop?
lol: lol: lol:
you should not lick terrapins, you can catch salmonella. noooo:
Another reason for not licking creatures of that ilk (http://animalsbeingdicks.com/page/7)
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 08:17:00 PM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
lol: lol: lol:
If you've been affected by any of the things in this thread, then please call the number on your screen, or visit the website. Our team are waiting for your calls.
lol: lol:
Has anyone here got BM's phone number, just for a larff like. whistle:
eeek:
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 08:44:58 PM
It is well known among certain circles that Miss T is the leading light in the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement.happy001
Should you wish to join or contribute please contact Miss T directly.
Of course we all know who the Cypriot anti terrapin licking movement's sworn enemies are
The anti terrapin licking alliance of Cyprus
[/life of Bwian mode]
But I am a member of the Cyprus alliance of anti licking terrapins. . :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
. . .heretic!
But I am a member of the Cyprus alliance of anti licking terrapins. . :thumbsup:
bet we have a lurking member of the Ant licking Terrapins of Cyprus as well evil:
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 10:18:52 PM
. . .heretic!
But I am a member of the Cyprus alliance of anti licking terrapins. . :thumbsup:
bet we have a lurking member of the Ant licking Terrapins of Cyprus as well evil:
lol: lol: lol:
And what did they ever do for us?
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:46:44 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 06:32:48 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/czech-republic-not-chechnya-diplomat-points-171504992.html (http://news.yahoo.com/czech-republic-not-chechnya-diplomat-points-171504992.html)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2013, 01:44:04 PM
Did he really have to state this ..????For the benefit of the Yanks, yes. noooo:
http://news.yahoo.com/-171504992.html (http://news.yahoo.com/czech-republic-not-chechnya-diplomat-points-171504992.html)
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 11:46:24 AM
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I am really confused please helppppppppppppp its all about college?
instead of joining college last year i simply wasted my time going for ca cpt exam and i didn't get through dat exam im really sad now again problem please help me out ders 1 new govt college gonna open near by my home and i don't like 2 go der because i like to go to another college which is situated in the same city where i live but not so nearby shud stay der as pg but i dont hav da guts 2 tel dis 2 my dad what should i do? should i go 2 da near by colg or the other1(gals colg)... dat new colg is gona open nxt mnth der wil b no fun or masthi tyms or dat colg lyf ... if its da othr 1 i mean da 1 i lyk 2 go its a famous gals colg it wilb great enough wat shud i do? i got 74% 4 brds so can i gt thrugh management quota ? please helpppppppppppppppppppppppp
Shrugs:
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 23, 2013, 11:55:30 AM
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 12:00:05 PM
Post by: barmisspah? on April 23, 2013, 12:43:24 PM
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 02:16:59 PM
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Given your ability with the English language, I suggest you forget all about college and practice the following until you have it word perfect: -
"Would you like fries with that?"
A career in the fast food industry awaits!
Source(s):
Professor of English at a well known college.
redface:
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 12:01:58 AM
happy001QuoteGiven your ability with the English language, I suggest you forget all about college and practice the following until you have it word perfect: -
"Would you like fries with that?"
A career in the fast food industry awaits!
Source(s):
Professor of English at a well known college.
redface:
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2013, 05:40:49 AM
QuoteGiven your ability with the English language, I suggest you forget all about college and practice the following until you have it word perfect: -
"Would you like fries with that?"
A career in the fast food industry awaits!
Source(s):
Professor of English at a well known college.
redface:
:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2013, 08:49:17 AM
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Buying a house that is near an airport, how do you find out if there's a flight path above it?
It appears that "Look up, " is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 10:26:06 AM
happy001QuoteBuying a house that is near an airport, how do you find out if there's a flight path above it?
It appears that "Look up, " is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 03:25:51 PM
QuoteBuying a house that is near an airport, how do you find out if there's a flight path above it?
It appears that "Look up, " is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2013, 12:07:44 PM
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How to write fifteen hundred an ten dollars in numbers ?
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 01, 2013, 03:06:32 PM
Sign a blank cheque and I will show you.QuoteHow to write fifteen hundred an ten dollars in numbers ?
noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
happy001Sign a blank cheque and I will show you.QuoteHow to write fifteen hundred an ten dollars in numbers ?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2013, 06:53:03 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3)
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2013, 06:59:11 PM
cloud9:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3)
;D ;D
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2013, 07:46:04 PM
cloud9:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2013, 07:55:57 PM
cloud9:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoj7jBANNtR0WRSm4EpUJ08gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130430175945AAka5g3)
Quote
Asker's Rating:
1 out of 5
Asker's Comment:
I would give you negative 20 but that wasn't an option. I suggest you relearn your geography because you are a piss-poor teacher.
point:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2013, 03:51:46 PM
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Spain travel; best way to get to La palma, Canaries from madrid by train?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 06:01:28 PM
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How can I travel by ship from Madrid to Florence?
I am looking for a website giving information, or even online purchase servis for sea travels in Europe, for example between these two cities.
There are many for train and airplane, but I didn't find any for sea travels.
Thank you.
I have offered to help angel1
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 06:12:56 PM
QuoteHow can I travel by ship from Madrid to Florence?
I am looking for a website giving information, or even online purchase servis for sea travels in Europe, for example between these two cities.
There are many for train and airplane, but I didn't find any for sea travels.
Thank you.
I have offered to help angel1
Link please.
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 06:23:33 PM
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 06:37:14 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 09:57:19 AM
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I have wrote a book everyone that has read it likes it what is my next step?
Is there anything I can do with it now I have wrote it
noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 11:12:15 AM
redface:
Post by: boogs on May 14, 2013, 07:20:04 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF)
redface:
noooo: noooo: What can you say only Miss C could answer this in her own inimitable way :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:16:05 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF)
redface:
AFFS!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2013, 04:24:05 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF)
redface:
AFFS!
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2013, 05:33:11 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhY7Q61XuEsU9.0YW_ZQ1ukhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130513135953AA7J9YF)
redface:
noooo: noooo: What can you say only Miss C could answer this in her own inimitable way :thumbsup:
redface: I couldn't possibly, mainly because the site is down and answers can not be left. Banghead
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 08:35:11 AM
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Can men have pregnancy symptons?
My boyfriend and I had unprptected sex 5 days ago. I have had some unusual cramping and flesh membrane passing out of my vagina. Just today he has had a really bad headache and nausea . Is this an early sign of pregnancy?
whacky115
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 18, 2013, 08:39:36 AM
QuoteCan men have pregnancy symptons?
My boyfriend and I had unprptected sex 5 days ago. I have had some unusual cramping and flesh membrane passing out of my vagina. Just today he has had a really bad headache and nausea . Is this an early sign of pregnancy?
whacky115
Linky please. I am in a bit of a rush so may have to mess with minds later it helps me to relax and unwind.
Just so as you know I wanted to take a picture of the VP contingent and completely forgot you have been warned for the VP Northerners lunch. angel1
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 08:41:06 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 18, 2013, 09:10:13 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:18:12 PM
I thank you sir. Tomorrow will have to suffice for the mind messing for tonight I am too tired.
pathead:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
I thank you sir. Tomorrow will have to suffice for the mind messing for tonight I am too tired.
You ve had a busy week, Miss C. happy100
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:20:34 PM
I thank you sir. Tomorrow will have to suffice for the mind messing for tonight I am too tired.
You ve had a busy week, Miss C. happy100
She isn't covered in Fence-O-StainTM tho.... ::)
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 09:53:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:56:54 PM
It would preserve her though, like :thumbsup:
rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 18, 2013, 10:18:22 PM
Thank you Tipsy. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:19:15 PM
I feel that I am indeed worth a preservation order and have always fancied being another colour, sage green has always appealed.
Thank you Tipsy. Thumbs:
I have Almond.... ::)
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:47:18 PM
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What to expect traveling fat?
I'm female, 306 lbs and planning to take a trip abroad. Wondering what to expect from people in other countries who may not be used to chubby people?
Will people comment on my size or stare etc..
Thanks
It appears that "Pointing and hysterical laughter" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 02:48:39 PM
QuoteWhat to expect traveling fat?
I'm female, 306 lbs and planning to take a trip abroad. Wondering what to expect from people in other countries who may not be used to chubby people?
Will people comment on my size or stare etc..
Thanks
It appears that "Pointing and hysterical laughter" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Is this yahoo answers or your lunch date......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:50:51 PM
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 02:52:50 PM
QuoteWhat to expect traveling fat?
I'm female, 306 lbs and planning to take a trip abroad. Wondering what to expect from people in other countries who may not be used to chubby people?
Will people comment on my size or stare etc..
Thanks
It appears that "Pointing and hysterical laughter" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Is this yahoo answers or your lunch date......... rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 09:00:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 09:01:52 PM
I have been banned AGAIN!! sad24:
Shocked.........
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2013, 12:56:08 PM
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Information about people who started their life from scratch and made it in their lives.?
It seems that "When I was born I couldn't even talk," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 01:08:42 PM
QuoteInformation about people who started their life from scratch and made it in their lives.?
It seems that "When I was born I couldn't even talk," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Yahoo wished you'd never learned to type! point:
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2013, 01:11:47 PM
Quote
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
whacky115
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2013, 01:37:55 PM
Quote
What classes should I takein college to become an Aquatic Veterinarian?
It seems that "Swimming," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2013, 02:33:43 PM
QuoteWhat classes should I takein college to become an Aquatic Veterinarian?
It seems that "Swimming," is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol:
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 08:40:30 AM
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Which college courses would suit a short person of about 1.3m..?
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 08:46:45 AM
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Where is the great wall of china?
Ive heard about it and it sounds like a really awesome place to visit, when i ask people where it is they just laugh. What country is it in??
Banghead
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 09:09:03 AM
QuoteWhere is the great wall of china?
Ive heard about it and it sounds like a really awesome place to visit, when i ask people where it is they just laugh. What country is it in??
Banghead
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 11:01:22 AM
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I am in a big dilemma? please help?
Hi i am 22 after 2 yrs il finally graduate. I am studying law. So il have to find a job by than.by bf is 34 n he is well earning. Btw both of us from different states n my state has more opportunities dan his for my proffession. So my problem is if we both get married how will we solve dis n i dont have any plans for becoming a housewife.i want to work. I am.in big dillema if i hv a job in my place n him in his place how will things work. Am really worried. I haven't shared bout ol fis wt my bf cos its a future plan n he wont even.bother i.know..btw i really love him please help!
Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 11:13:31 AM
QuoteI am in a big dilemma? please help?
Hi i am 22 after 2 yrs il finally graduate. I am studying law. So il have to find a job by than.by bf is 34 n he is well earning. Btw both of us from different states n my state has more opportunities dan his for my proffession. So my problem is if we both get married how will we solve dis n i dont have any plans for becoming a housewife.i want to work. I am.in big dillema if i hv a job in my place n him in his place how will things work. Am really worried. I haven't shared bout ol fis wt my bf cos its a future plan n he wont even.bother i.know..btw i really love him please help!
God 'elp us all. eeek:
She thought about going back to schoohell to study basic Inglish first p'raps? whistle:
Feel free to post my comment on there btw. :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
::)QuoteWhere is the great wall of china?
Ive heard about it and it sounds like a really awesome place to visit, when i ask people where it is they just laugh. What country is it in??
Banghead
I hope you replied that it is in Iran.
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 12:23:05 PM
She should be a solicitor. Soliciting kerb crawlers is her best hope of matching her "bf" earningsQuoteI am in a big dilemma? please help?
Hi i am 22 after 2 yrs il finally graduate. I am studying law. So il have to find a job by than.by bf is 34 n he is well earning. Btw both of us from different states n my state has more opportunities dan his for my proffession. So my problem is if we both get married how will we solve dis n i dont have any plans for becoming a housewife.i want to work. I am.in big dillema if i hv a job in my place n him in his place how will things work. Am really worried. I haven't shared bout ol fis wt my bf cos its a future plan n he wont even.bother i.know..btw i really love him please help!
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 12:25:03 PM
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How do I becomme an after dinner/motivational speaker?
Hey all. Recently come into difficulties and would love to change career direction (been made redundant as a result of economic factors) I see this as my chance to do what I hav always wanted and become an after dinner and motivational speaker. I believe I am very charismatic and that I can inspire people to become all that they can become. To achieve their potential and believe in themselves but do not know the process involved at all. Would appreciate feedback and advice as feel quite low and scared and don't know where my life is going. See this as my last chance at doing somthing worthwhile with my life.
Believe in yourself. "Ambition is like a lone shivering penguin on an isolated iceberg who knows that somewhere below is a tasty fish. That he will get that fish. I can honestly say that I am that penguin. (pointing at man in audience) That we are all that penguin. (looking up at general audience) We can all be that penguin.. ." sample extract from my speech: 'That Penguin.'
Thanks.
eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2013, 12:28:47 PM
QuoteHow do I becomme an after dinner/motivational speaker?
Hey all. Recently come into difficulties and would love to change career direction (been made redundant as a result of economic factors) I see this as my chance to do what I hav always wanted and become an after dinner and motivational speaker. I believe I am very charismatic and that I can inspire people to become all that they can become. To achieve their potential and believe in themselves but do not know the process involved at all. Would appreciate feedback and advice as feel quite low and scared and don't know where my life is going. See this as my last chance at doing somthing worthwhile with my life.
Believe in yourself. "Ambition is like a lone shivering penguin on an isolated iceberg who knows that somewhere below is a tasty fish. That he will get that fish. I can honestly say that I am that penguin. (pointing at man in audience) That we are all that penguin. (looking up at general audience) We can all be that penguin.. ." sample extract from my speech: 'That Penguin.'
Thanks.
eeek:
Penguin push (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAVpNs37Lpk#)
Motivate that.
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 01:18:53 PM
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cAn facial washes or moisturizers discolor facial hair?
I have a bit of a ginger beard. I'm not ginger but my beard is a bit. I'm worried that the stuff I use may make it more ginger.
eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 01:25:50 PM
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 01:27:04 PM
::)
point:
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 01:48:22 PM
QuotecAn facial washes or moisturizers discolor facial hair?
I have a bit of a ginger beard. I'm not ginger but my beard is a bit. I'm worried that the stuff I use may make it more ginger.
eeek:
lol:
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 03:25:25 PM
just tell her to shave it offQuotecAn facial washes or moisturizers discolor facial hair?
I have a bit of a ginger beard. I'm not ginger but my beard is a bit. I'm worried that the stuff I use may make it more ginger.
eeek:
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:48:14 PM
QuoteWhich college courses would suit a short person of about 1.3m..?
horn:
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Gnome economics redface:
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 07:02:58 PM
QuoteWhich college courses would suit a short person of about 1.3m..?
horn:
horn:
horn:
Gnome economics redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 07:42:37 PM
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Is the atom considered a human invention?
I know the atom was discovered by humans but does that make it a human invention?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2013, 08:59:04 AM
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My fiance is mute she wants to know what to do at the altar?
like when we say our vows. she usually talks to me using her cell phone instead of those big boxed that you type words in and it speaks for you. should we just use her phone?
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2013, 09:06:29 AM
QuoteMy fiance is mute she wants to know what to do at the altar?
like when we say our vows. she usually talks to me using her cell phone instead of those big boxed that you type words in and it speaks for you. should we just use her phone?
rubschin:
Mute.... cloud9:
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2013, 09:09:02 AM
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2013, 11:26:04 AM
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Were there many Soviet military bases in England during Cold War?
I heard that during the Cold War there were Soviet military bases in Germany as well US and British bases. In the UK there were US bases and British military bases.
Were there many Russian or Soviet bases here too? My uncle said he used to watch the Russian T54 tanks practising on Dartmoor etc and katyusha rockets. Also May Day parades. I hear that there were Soviet army in Channel Islands too. Did they also keep their missiles here too?
If so do you know where they are (if there is anything left of them) and are you allowed to take photos?
I have answered angel1
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2013, 11:39:22 AM
QuoteWere there many Soviet military bases in England during Cold War?
I heard that during the Cold War there were Soviet military bases in Germany as well US and British bases. In the UK there were US bases and British military bases.
Were there many Russian or Soviet bases here too? My uncle said he used to watch the Russian T54 tanks practising on Dartmoor etc and katyusha rockets. Also May Day parades. I hear that there were Soviet army in Channel Islands too. Did they also keep their missiles here too?
If so do you know where they are (if there is anything left of them) and are you allowed to take photos?
I have answered angel1
I rated you... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2013, 11:44:15 AM
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2013, 11:45:02 AM
Bwian?
Do you see a reply from Woger?
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2013, 11:50:55 AM
no, there's one from WobinBwian?
Do you see a reply from Woger?
and one from rdenig (or is that wdenig)
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 07:56:45 AM
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Lusitania reenactment?eeek:
I'm creating a reenactment of the sinking of the Lusitania ship but I don't know how to go about it. I only have a couple of days; any ideas?
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:02:14 AM
QuoteLusitania reenactment?eeek:
I'm creating a reenactment of the sinking of the Lusitania ship but I don't know how to go about it. I only have a couple of days; any ideas?
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 08:02:55 AM
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Details about Lyndon B Johnson's assassination?
5 hours ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
eeek:
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Additional Details
Sorry about his NOMINATION not assassination
5 hours ago
noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 10:00:58 AM
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Will there be a titanic 2 or a titanic sequal?
It seems that "Yes, they are making one about its second voyage," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 11:39:39 AM
whacky115
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:25:31 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnZp0hp1go3C3vpyKSXJ.qIgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130527040158AAitzVw (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnZp0hp1go3C3vpyKSXJ.qIgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130527040158AAitzVw)
whacky115
noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 04:34:01 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 04:37:06 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnZp0hp1go3C3vpyKSXJ.qIgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130527040158AAitzVw (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnZp0hp1go3C3vpyKSXJ.qIgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130527040158AAitzVw)
whacky115
Pethetic noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 04:39:15 PM
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 05:37:28 PM
Post by: boogs on May 27, 2013, 05:47:59 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AssY7v6FShaDoeIIzE8A4jvGLxV.;_ylv=3?qid=20130527100127AAbFo6Q (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AssY7v6FShaDoeIIzE8A4jvGLxV.;_ylv=3?qid=20130527100127AAbFo6Q)
happy001 happy001 Are you Rox ..... If not he /she should be here...
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 05:49:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 10:12:55 AM
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What did the two difender when roben scour the last coal?
chelsea fan I am
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 10:15:00 AM
QuoteWhat did the two difender when roben scour the last coal?
chelsea fan I am
rubschin:
Quite good for a Chelsea fan ....
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2013, 10:28:42 AM
QuoteWhat did the two difender when roben scour the last coal?
chelsea fan I am
rubschin:
Quite good for a Chelsea fan ....
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2013, 12:20:44 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat did the two difender when roben scour the last coal?
chelsea fan I am
rubschin:
Quite good for a Chelsea fan ....
Prolly had to their mum to write it for them. In between clients like.
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2013, 12:28:45 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat did the two difender when roben scour the last coal?
chelsea fan I am
rubschin:
Quite good for a Chelsea fan ....
Prolly had to their mum to write it for them. In between clients like.
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 05:52:13 PM
noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2013, 05:58:53 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhPVZubNZ8Svy3Yi3u6h3_7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20130528084611AAQGgQF (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhPVZubNZ8Svy3Yi3u6h3_7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20130528084611AAQGgQF)
noooo:
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Your stupidity is astounding. Are you blonde?:thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2013, 06:34:59 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhPVZubNZ8Svy3Yi3u6h3_7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20130528084611AAQGgQF (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhPVZubNZ8Svy3Yi3u6h3_7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20130528084611AAQGgQF)
noooo:QuoteYour stupidity is astounding. Are you blonde?:thumbsup:
Well done Brian. lol:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2013, 09:09:51 AM
whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2013, 03:53:38 PM
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2013, 04:15:09 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130527030542AAmhOKM (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130527030542AAmhOKM)
cloud9:
"Tar Wars" worthy:
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2013, 05:02:30 PM
angel1
Post by: Baldy on May 30, 2013, 06:04:21 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApTwC4UifLoAKxF0FkMBR9sLJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20130530095735AAnJCky (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApTwC4UifLoAKxF0FkMBR9sLJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20130530095735AAnJCky)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2013, 08:21:13 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApTwC4UifLoAKxF0FkMBR9sLJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20130530095735AAnJCky (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApTwC4UifLoAKxF0FkMBR9sLJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20130530095735AAnJCky)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2013, 10:03:43 AM
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UGHHHH MY MUM IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!?
ok so its my birthday soon and all i said to mum was hey mum i was wondering for my birthday can i just get money? and then she just starts ranblimb ON AND FUC?*&^ ON and somethings she said was....
. im not getting u much now i may have got u some things as little kid but dont expect me to get u much as a teenager!!!
i mean how ******* rude is that!?!?!!?!?!?!! and so she like and ur grandmothers not coming either, i told her not to get u anything for ur birthdau ur a spoilt brat!!?!?!?!?
oh and also ur just being way to greedy nah stuff yah ur not having a birthday, walks off and saus yeah sweet sixteen alright time for me to use that money for a spa treatment!!!!
WTF!!!!!! shes litterally the worst mum ive ever heard off u guys she wasnt kidding and trying to trick me she was serious im so sick of her the always yells at me for NO reason!!!! and gives me a hard time for NO reason and says i did stuff i didnt do for No reason WHY DOES SHE DO THAT!!!!!!! can someone please help me?? give me some ideas what to do, cuz i cant just say piss off or u get the idea
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
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I need help with this asap!!!?
i had a period in the first week of october, not sure of the day i started but i know the last day i was on my period was october 6. i had sex october 26, morning of the 27. then had.sex with a different man on.november 5 morning of november 6 but he did not go inside of me at all. i had blood work done on november 12 and it said i wasnt pregnant, then blood work done again on the 26of november which was positive. also had a ultrasound done on december 11 & i was 7weeks and a few day. my doctor told me my conception date was november 2, and gave me a due date of july 26- can someone please help me and give me some kind of light as too who they believe is the father of my baby. thanks!
eeek:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2013, 07:13:27 PM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2013, 07:15:56 PM
http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130601073548AAEPWY9 (http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130601073548AAEPWY9)
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2013, 08:18:13 PM
Could we go down the immaculate conception route with this one? We could do with a new messiah. eveilgrin:Or even the "well it must have been those aliens that beamed you up and erased all memory of it" answer and suggest she looks up the Alien Burt episodes of the all time great series Soap cloud9:
However in a rare serious moment redface: this does sound like a real someone in deep shit, we shouldn't make it worse. People cheating on their homework are much better targets.
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2013, 05:30:12 PM
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
Welease Bwian
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 07:49:11 AM
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What year was the cold war of 1947-1991?
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2013, 09:37:34 AM
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 09:52:50 AM
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 05:59:48 PM
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How To Make The Outside Of Your Home Look Like A Sleeping Beauty's Castle in Disneyland Paris?
My house isn't really attractive, but not too bad either. One thing I've always loved is the gorgeous lighting affects and the pretty colours of Sleeping Beauty's castle in Disneyland Paris. My house is three bedrooms, it's pretty standard, it has a semi hexagon attached to the front with a porch on the left of the main structure. More to the back of the building is a square block with steps, nothing special. I'm just wondering, what can I do to get a house to look like that for reasonably cheap? I have the grey part sorted, I know what I'm going to use for that. What shade of pink is recommended? What lighting should I use that gives that brilliant affect on darker nights, or any night for that matter? This is an amazing shot with all the lighting taken one night: http://davelandweb.com/christmas/images/DSC_1519.jpg (http://davelandweb.com/christmas/images/DSC_1519.jpg)
What could I do to get THAT?
Yeah, so details like balconies, lights and with a rough sketch in your mind where I could place these things would be helpful!
No rude comments please!
Thanks :)
point: point: point: point: point:
Post by: boogs on June 03, 2013, 06:09:59 PM
QuoteHow To Make The Outside Of Your Home Look Like A Sleeping Beauty's Castle in Disneyland Paris?
My house isn't really attractive, but not too bad either. One thing I've always loved is the gorgeous lighting affects and the pretty colours of Sleeping Beauty's castle in Disneyland Paris. My house is three bedrooms, it's pretty standard, it has a semi hexagon attached to the front with a porch on the left of the main structure. More to the back of the building is a square block with steps, nothing special. I'm just wondering, what can I do to get a house to look like that for reasonably cheap? I have the grey part sorted, I know what I'm going to use for that. What shade of pink is recommended? What lighting should I use that gives that brilliant affect on darker nights, or any night for that matter? This is an amazing shot with all the lighting taken one night: http://davelandweb.com/christmas/images/DSC_1519.jpg (http://davelandweb.com/christmas/images/DSC_1519.jpg)
What could I do to get THAT?
Yeah, so details like balconies, lights and with a rough sketch in your mind where I could place these things would be helpful!
No rude comments please!
Thanks :)
point: point: point: point: point:
God almighty two brain cells she would be dangerous... noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 06:20:19 PM
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2013, 06:40:25 AM
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Did Erwin Rommel successfully defend the Atlantic Wall?noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2013, 06:42:02 AM
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Was the world black and white in the 1800's?
was the world black and white in the olden days? when did they invent colour and how did they manage to make everything into colours so trees and stuff would grow and have the coloures in them?
I want to apply the science to some special grey beans i have which i was told are olden day beans.
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2013, 06:49:22 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 04, 2013, 07:45:42 AM
QuoteWas the world black and white in the 1800's?
was the world black and white in the olden days? when did they invent colour and how did they manage to make everything into colours so trees and stuff would grow and have the coloures in them?
I want to apply the science to some special grey beans i have which i was told are olden day beans.
rubschin:
Linky please I am in the mood for messin.... eveilgrin: The world in tintype will really blow his/her mind.
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2013, 11:43:53 AM
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Where is Europe City, the Capital of Europe?
I'm going on a vacation to Europe soon, but I can't locate the Capital of Europe anywhere. Where is Europe City, the Capital of Europe?
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2013, 11:59:17 AM
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Why chucrchill called linclon 2.0 QUEEN victoria last pet and mlk idol and motivor cyrus the great clone?
Just pondering churchill lincoln 2.0 QUEEN VICTORIA LAST LOYAL PET CYRUS THE GRAT j.CAEAR. g.khan. surpassor. They alway say that on history chanel. Well I get lincoln. Both left handed clever unorothdox
Never ever ever give up or sucum in fear or guilt or unhappiness un worthy and never abruse staff while in power and I. Get Queen victoria lusting to make her pround & suppass her. But cyrus the great. J.caear hannible. G.khan vald draula. That. Hard to proecess or beliveve W.churchill would bafflement and outfox 10-60x j.caear or. Washington & king daivd is extremetly peculiar ludicrous and uncall for but am I wroung for ponder this in mind
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Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2013, 12:01:25 PM
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2013, 12:02:33 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/activity;_ylt=An8cDw2l2GeesVQl.hnaDgMgBgx.;_ylv=3?show=hIrmxfBZaa&link=question#yan-questions-answers (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/activity;_ylt=An8cDw2l2GeesVQl.hnaDgMgBgx.;_ylv=3?show=hIrmxfBZaa&link=question#yan-questions-answers)
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 12:03:15 PM
Professor Stanley Unwin rubschin: (I couldn't stand that twat)
Seconded.... how old is he...? rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2013, 12:16:50 PM
She has form noooo:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/activity;_ylt=An8cDw2l2GeesVQl.hnaDgMgBgx.;_ylv=3?show=hIrmxfBZaa&link=question#yan-questions-answers (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/activity;_ylt=An8cDw2l2GeesVQl.hnaDgMgBgx.;_ylv=3?show=hIrmxfBZaa&link=question#yan-questions-answers)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Why when women ask man to married men take 96hrs and 4lbs of tears and read bible & swining gym to rely ?
Yes I know it a bit peculiar or taboo or unortdox but yet normal in the uncanny form of the norrm. But 96hours swining read bible verse. Work out at gym and move back with mom for 528hours. When GF ask 4 your hand in married is norm but why 3-5lbs of tears & bafflement. And 3hours at the gym for 4-8days after question ? I get it move with mom for 22-210 or 510 days to mental preparation or coaching. But
when he answers why does it feel like we 1st 6dates redo where we test each out again ? why do the lady always cut the bread or tension with a joke or methpor or A 14-37second kiss which creep out men still or make cry or take time out and he eat only but this time. I stalked him and put. A book in car or roses or poem or honeymoon ideals with his mom key or jimmy lock. And why do men came back after eating alone to the car and they see a notebook or book or dvd or roses in driver seat they have a sick smile or start talking to self or praying nevertheless never mad inraged joyful or happy.
But is it good when the lady ask to be married and got the rings and brains honey moon ideal and list for people to see the empress & nerd or humble married. Will that the man never throw a temper tansum or try to impressive way to ask for sex or work 51-72hours when I amuse or scare or creep him or cook for her when he board or happy or try enpowerment ecourgement. Or advise never agure first 8-13years if the girl propose to man and yes over 30 under 53
Do all women mastermind or had ideals like propose to BF and he will never use her as punching bag or be meanie or agure in first 8-13years or wil cook for her out of honnor ,enpowerment encourgement or for hours of just talkinng or paint cavas as a team. Or. Never be inrage when woman makes more doe than him and she be the boss or planer or best friend the guy ever had. Only if her proposes and guy take 96-120hours to ponder and move back wit mom 60-510days for preparation
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2013, 07:00:15 AM
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Is london in paris or is paris in london?
im writing a story and im not sure whether london is in paris or is paris in london?
Banghead
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 08:08:06 AM
eeek: lol:QuoteIs london in paris or is paris in london?
im writing a story and im not sure whether london is in paris or is paris in london?
Banghead
Dickens must be turning in his grave (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_11?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=tale+of+two+cities&sprefix=Tale+of+two%2Cstripbooks%2C259)
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2013, 06:45:53 PM
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http://www.masalatime.com/?p=3795
Post by: boogs on June 11, 2013, 06:56:54 PM
Quotehttp://www.masalatime.com/?p=3795
FFs
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2013, 07:21:10 PM
QuoteIs london in paris or is paris in london?
im writing a story and im not sure whether london is in paris or is paris in london?
Banghead
You do realise there is a perfect set up for a Brittany wind up there.... whistle:
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 07:24:16 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 indeedQuotehttp://www.masalatime.com/?p=3795
FFs
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 06:47:18 AM
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 06:50:03 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmWY.J431oBmlSsgKeNRJK9rKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130611182923AAHOBaF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmWY.J431oBmlSsgKeNRJK9rKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130611182923AAHOBaF)
lol: lol: noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 07:18:28 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmWY.J431oBmlSsgKeNRJK9rKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130611182923AAHOBaF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmWY.J431oBmlSsgKeNRJK9rKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130611182923AAHOBaF)
noooo:
These people can breed legally....
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 07:26:07 AM
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Simple explanation of the roman empire and ww1?
If you have ever watched hetalia I kinda mean what they explain in the episodes. Like the great roman empire and him disappearing and then later in history what happens in ww1....I need a simple short explanation of the roman empire and ww1. All you need to include is the separations of countries and why it happened, you don't have to include specific people and wars...thanks
and I don't mean what relations they have and what happened between then, it is kinda like two different questions...what happened with the roman empire? What was ww1 about?
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 03:48:38 PM
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Anti clockwise and clockwise M25?
Can anyone explain which way is clockwise and which way is anti clockwise on the M25?
Thanks
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 03:55:36 PM
QuoteAnti clockwise and clockwise M25?
Can anyone explain which way is clockwise and which way is anti clockwise on the M25?
Thanks
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 03:56:14 PM
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 03:59:59 PM
Who are these morons??
Indeed... who is Tash...? Shrugs:
I find it hard to believe that anybody could be so completely, utterly thick.... noooo:
But then there are pages and pages of it..... Banghead
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 04:02:10 PM
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 04:03:49 PM
Thousands of pages of shite you say? rubschin:
Um.... redface:
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 04:04:23 PM
Oh
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 04:05:17 PM
Seriously tho - how do some of these people even cross the fecking road.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 04:06:43 PM
Post by: boogs on June 12, 2013, 05:00:43 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmWY.J431oBmlSsgKeNRJK9rKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130611182923AAHOBaF (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmWY.J431oBmlSsgKeNRJK9rKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130611182923AAHOBaF)
noooo: noooo:
Post by: boogs on June 12, 2013, 05:05:52 PM
QuoteAnti clockwise and clockwise M25?
Can anyone explain which way is clockwise and which way is anti clockwise on the M25?
Thanks
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
noooo: noooo: Shocking you couldn't make it up..
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2013, 08:56:05 AM
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I am living in berlin and I have lost my key ?
what are the regulations or the penalties for losing a key in germany .
Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2013, 09:04:28 AM
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 09:40:06 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmuTusoEBalAUt.RcM9_41drKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130613092630AAFJOxa (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmuTusoEBalAUt.RcM9_41drKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20130613092630AAFJOxa)
noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 11:01:41 AM
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I have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
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this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 11:04:29 AM
QuoteI have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
3 months ago Report Abuse
Additional Details
this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo:
BBC skills?
rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 11:21:21 AM
QuoteI have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
3 months ago Report Abuse
Additional Details
this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo:
BBC skills?
rubschin:
James Naughties unfortunate spoonerism slip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0yeX1sc6AE#)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ)
Classic 70s BBC bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hq0HfsO33Y#)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 18, 2013, 01:17:44 PM
QuoteI have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
3 months ago Report Abuse
Additional Details
this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo:
BBC skills?
rubschin:
James Naughties unfortunate spoonerism slip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0yeX1sc6AE#)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ)
Classic 70s BBC bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hq0HfsO33Y#)
Still think the all time best was this one:
"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey!"
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 01:55:02 PM
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 12:52:37 PM
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What is meant by the term "perennial underachiever"?
point: point: point: point:
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2013, 01:06:56 PM
QuoteWhat is meant by the term "perennial underachiever"?
point: point: point: point:
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 06:30:30 AM
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 06:46:32 AM
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Who was the Roman Emperor in 1990? I need help please?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 07:07:52 AM
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How much do dwarfs cost for a reception?eeek:
wearing funny costumes, serving drinks, parking cars
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 07:15:13 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130619055608AAaMvu2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130619055608AAaMvu2) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 08:37:31 AM
:thumbsup:http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130619055608AAaMvu2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130619055608AAaMvu2) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 09:58:19 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130619055608AAaMvu2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130619055608AAaMvu2) cloud9:drumroll:
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 02:02:45 PM
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Who discover electrical bob?
Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 02:04:33 PM
QuoteWho discover electrical bob?
Shrugs:
The builder...... Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 02:26:09 PM
QuoteWho discover electrical bob?
Shrugs:
The builder...... Thumbs:
That is AFFS.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 02:32:17 PM
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How did Portugal populate the large country of brazil?
Throughout its colonial times Portugal fed brazil with immigrants and today the portugese blood can be found in most brazilians to some degree. My question is, how could a country with such a small population (portugal, 11 million people) create another country (brazil, 194 million people) with such a large population?
It seems that, "Lots of shagging," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:27:26 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agks6Uj.6XbIsYBvu0qoCy0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130622073550AARYpmm (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agks6Uj.6XbIsYBvu0qoCy0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130622073550AARYpmm)
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 03:34:40 PM
(Oh copied, pasted and saved the link) redface:
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:35:14 PM
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:38:02 PM
QuoteHow did Portugal populate the large country of brazil?
Throughout its colonial times Portugal fed brazil with immigrants and today the portugese blood can be found in most brazilians to some degree. My question is, how could a country with such a small population (portugal, 11 million people) create another country (brazil, 194 million people) with such a large population?
It seems that, "Lots of shagging," is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:40:05 PM
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
What do these morons expect to hear?
Zacktly what you said was correct... Perhaps they needed a fuller explanation.. Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 01:54:32 PM
Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 02:01:57 PM
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Did people in the BC era call the year the same thing?
Confusing question I know - what I'm trying to ask is:
For example... Was 400BC called 400BC in 400BC. The people in this time did not know Jesus was going to be born at year zero, so how could they call it 400 'before christ' unless they have some pretty accurate premonitions.
noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 02:36:46 PM
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Is there like an air-taxi that I can use to get to places faster?
I know about the normal yellow ones in the city but they'd take to long to get where I want to go and I have very important business to conduct like as soon as possible on the west coast so this is a immediate need to travel and I think that things move quicker through the air anyway so is there some sort of service like a taxis that operates above the ground perhaps that i could use here?
Banghead
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 02:48:15 PM
QuoteIs there like an air-taxi that I can use to get to places faster?
I know about the normal yellow ones in the city but they'd take to long to get where I want to go and I have very important business to conduct like as soon as possible on the west coast so this is a immediate need to travel and I think that things move quicker through the air anyway so is there some sort of service like a taxis that operates above the ground perhaps that i could use here?
Banghead
That's an American Business person no wonder the country is in a mess... noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 03:34:08 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvskKdRHT8.ZeIa6ledwGB4hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624072350AAlT0Zz (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvskKdRHT8.ZeIa6ledwGB4hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624072350AAlT0Zz)
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 06:02:51 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 24, 2013, 07:07:46 PM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2013, 08:40:43 PM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 08:52:08 PM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2013, 04:51:14 AM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 25, 2013, 05:48:14 AM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
happy001
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2013, 07:27:41 AM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
You're so wight DS . . . . . whistle:
Post by: boogs on June 25, 2013, 08:33:51 AM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
You're so wight DS . . . . . whistle:
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 09:08:11 AM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
You're so wight DS . . . . . whistle:
Thank you man. :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2013, 09:22:52 AM
They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
You're so wight DS . . . . . whistle:
Thank you man. :thumbsup:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 09:36:31 AM
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How much bottled water can you take abroad?
Can you take enough to keep a family of 5 hydrated for 9 days?
Post by: boogs on June 25, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
QuoteHow much bottled water can you take abroad?
Can you take enough to keep a family of 5 hydrated for 9 days?
noooo: noooo: Unbelievable
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 09:39:56 AM
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Can i send a letter from my apartment in america to England? or do i have to go to the post office?
It seems that "Leave it under your pillow and a fairy will collect it" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: boogs on June 25, 2013, 10:01:10 AM
QuoteCan i send a letter from my apartment in america to England? or do i have to go to the post office?
It seems that "Leave it under your pillow and a fairy will collect it" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 10:26:59 AM
happy001They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
You're so wight DS . . . . . whistle:
Thank you man. :thumbsup:
Will we soon be hayling more such wittery
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2013, 12:22:54 PM
happy001They are so gullible
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsMPc7I3ESFIwOD_mqJoTdEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130624092630AAgs96H)
cloud9:
Barry??
"No man is an island"
You're so wight DS . . . . . whistle:
Thank you man. :thumbsup:
Will we soon be hayling more such wittery
Nick char067 will be along soon - no doubt wearing his jersey . . . .
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2013, 12:25:11 PM
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 01:18:37 PM
Canvey keep this going all day?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2013, 02:02:30 PM
The only way it'll get fixed is by getting a new angle. See?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 02:04:33 PM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2013, 02:06:14 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:27:19 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:39:16 PM
Ever read Pincher Martin??Started it years ago. Quickly got out of my depth. noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:41:37 PM
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 05:08:12 PM
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2013, 09:52:33 AM
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Marrying ones self, How would one go about doing this?
Please no funny comments. Ive decided to take a vow to myself and i wanted to invite a few people. How would I go about wording the invites? How would I make the ceremony? Who should perform it? This is the first for me.
Again no funny comments, this is a real thing for me that i am taking seriously. no it is not cause im single and wanna have a wedding, no it is not cause im narcissistic and want all eyes on me. This is an actual ceremony so that i can celebrate my vows to myself etc.
DO NOT ANSWER IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE RUDE AND IGNORANT. OR SAY MEAN THINGS.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 27, 2013, 09:52:48 AM
Deciding the best post would require the judgement of Solomon!
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2013, 10:12:01 AM
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Tell me about World War 2?
I'm watching Pearl Harbor right now and of course attached to it is a cheesy love story that's got nothing to do with WW2... So how did it start? Who declares war on who and why? Japan pretended to want peace with the United States and then attacked Pearl Harbor.. Why? Why did the u.s bomb Japan? And why did they do it twice?? Who ended up winning and who were allies with who at the time? Thanks so much!! - Olivia
noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2013, 05:43:12 PM
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What does it mean if a guy stands close to you?
In school we had to do a self defence group activity day. me and my crush was team together. Anyway he had to pretend to punch me cos the teacher asked him to. show them. So I attack him and I spinned around and or bodys where clos to each other.
Both of our bodys were lined up against him and I could feel his dick stick out throught is jeans when leaning on me and our eye locked. what does it mean
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 06:52:41 PM
Can i go anywhere in europe if i have british citizenship?
so I have one British parent and one American parent. Got citizenship in both places. So can I move from America to the Netherlands or Hong Kong?
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 06:56:44 PM
More American geography failures:
Can i go anywhere in europe if i have british citizenship?
so I have one British parent and one American parent. Got citizenship in both places. So can I move from America to the Netherlands or Hong Kong?
noooo: noooo:
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 07:22:11 PM
QuoteMarrying ones self, How would one go about doing this?
Please no funny comments. Ive decided to take a vow to myself and i wanted to invite a few people. How would I go about wording the invites? How would I make the ceremony? Who should perform it? This is the first for me.
Again no funny comments, this is a real thing for me that i am taking seriously. no it is not cause im single and wanna have a wedding, no it is not cause im narcissistic and want all eyes on me. This is an actual ceremony so that i can celebrate my vows to myself etc.
DO NOT ANSWER IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE RUDE AND IGNORANT. OR SAY MEAN THINGS.
happy001 happy001 You couldn't make it up... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2013, 08:57:30 PM
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Amsterdam and England?
Can you drive with a car between them? Are they somehow connected?
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2013, 09:45:36 PM
QuoteAmsterdam and England?
Can you drive with a car between them? Are they somehow connected?
Through the Chunnel. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 11:55:29 AM
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Is it bad luck to pick up the brides banquet when she throws it and it lands on the floor?
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2013, 01:01:22 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteIs it bad luck to pick up the brides banquet when she throws it and it lands on the floor?
rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2013, 10:51:20 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteIs it bad luck to pick up the brides banquet when she throws it and it lands on the floor?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: doh:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteIs it bad luck to pick up the brides banquet when she throws it and it lands on the floor?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: doh:
Easy peasy!
Toothpick for the lumpy bits 'n a straw for the rest . . .
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2013, 10:48:07 AM
drumroll:lol: lol: lol:QuoteIs it bad luck to pick up the brides banquet when she throws it and it lands on the floor?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: doh:
Easy peasy!
Toothpick for the lumpy bits 'n a straw for the rest . . .
That's what to do with it, but doesn't answer the 'bad luck' question.
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2013, 07:04:15 AM
Quote
I'm a belligerent English Man looking for a long term property let in Seville can you help?
Not interested in holiday apartments but need something for two months if any one can offer any useful and relevant information I'll really appreciate it.
cheers
Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2013, 08:24:29 AM
QuoteI'm a belligerent English Man looking for a long term property let in Seville can you help?
Not interested in holiday apartments but need something for two months if any one can offer any useful and relevant information I'll really appreciate it.
cheers
Shrugs:
Growler's spelling has improved.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 08:58:57 AM
QuoteI'm a belligerent English Man looking for a long term property let in Seville can you help?
Not interested in holiday apartments but need something for two months if any one can offer any useful and relevant information I'll really appreciate it.
cheers
Shrugs:
Growler's spelling has improved.
lol:
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2013, 11:37:22 AM
QuoteI'm a belligerent English Man looking for a long term property let in Seville can you help?
Not interested in holiday apartments but need something for two months if any one can offer any useful and relevant information I'll really appreciate it.
cheers
Shrugs:
Growler's spelling has improved.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 06:18:55 PM
QuoteI'm a belligerent English Man looking for a long term property let in Seville can you help?
Not interested in holiday apartments but need something for two months if any one can offer any useful and relevant information I'll really appreciate it.
cheers
Shrugs:
Growler's spelling has improved.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2013, 08:23:05 AM
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What to wear to my best friends wedding (ancient egyptian themed)?
Hey so my BFF is getting married soon and i have no idea what to wear, its ancient egyptian themed, can you please put the links, with the dress and shoes, thanks.
It seems that "Go as a mummy," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2013, 09:41:00 AM
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No passport at Airport!? help now please!?
Ok, so right now I'm on my way to Gatwick airport (England) to go to Egypt and I remember definetely putting my passport in my bag but its not there. I don't want to say anything to my dad because we've been travelling for over an hour to get on the train to get to Gatwick and he'll shout at me.
Is there anything they'd be able to do at the airport to let me through???? And how long would it take? We are going to be over an hour early so I don't really care about time. I'm 15 and please help me, my dad's really strict :(
35 mi
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 09:42:18 AM
QuoteNo passport at Airport!? help now please!?
Ok, so right now I'm on my way to Gatwick airport (England) to go to Egypt and I remember definetely putting my passport in my bag but its not there. I don't want to say anything to my dad because we've been travelling for over an hour to get on the train to get to Gatwick and he'll shout at me.
Is there anything they'd be able to do at the airport to let me through???? And how long would it take? We are going to be over an hour early so I don't really care about time. I'm 15 and please help me, my dad's really strict :(
35 mi
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Give them TMR's phone number........ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 12:46:32 PM
QuoteNo passport at Airport!? help now please!?
Ok, so right now I'm on my way to Gatwick airport (England) to go to Egypt and I remember definetely putting my passport in my bag but its not there. I don't want to say anything to my dad because we've been travelling for over an hour to get on the train to get to Gatwick and he'll shout at me.
Is there anything they'd be able to do at the airport to let me through???? And how long would it take? We are going to be over an hour early so I don't really care about time. I'm 15 and please help me, my dad's really strict :(
35 mi
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy002
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 11:22:20 AM
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 12:41:58 PM
Nick got banned again last night......... noooo:
Who was he this time...? He has been banned as me and LL already.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 12:43:26 PM
Nick got banned again last night......... noooo:
Who was he this time...? He has been banned as me and LL already.... noooo:
Just said account suspended ......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 12:45:10 PM
Nick got banned again last night......... noooo:
Who was he this time...? He has been banned as me and LL already.... noooo:
Just said account suspended ......... noooo:
It is the first thing he does every day... log on there.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 12:50:23 PM
Nick got banned again last night......... noooo:
Who was he this time...? He has been banned as me and LL already.... noooo:
Just said account suspended ......... noooo:
It is the first thing he does every day... log on there.... noooo:
Well it was that or talk to you....... whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 01:04:33 PM
Nick got banned again last night......... noooo:
Who was he this time...? He has been banned as me and LL already.... noooo:
Just said account suspended ......... noooo:
It is the first thing he does every day... log on there.... noooo:
Well it was that or talk to you....... whistle:
Good point well made.... sad24:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 01:06:29 PM
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 01:12:45 PM
When I meet him he turns the laptop off.......... whistle:
sad24:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 10:22:52 PM
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2013, 08:27:42 AM
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Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????
eeek:
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 08:33:15 AM
QuoteWould it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 10:32:27 AM
QuoteWould it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????
eeek:
The duct tape a bit much but hey ... Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2013, 10:41:49 AM
QuoteWould it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????
eeek:
The duct tape a bit much but hey ... Shrugs:
And the duct tape leaves marks..... noooo:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 16, 2013, 10:43:45 AM
QuoteWould it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????
eeek:
The duct tape a bit much but hey ... Shrugs:
I'd heard the Scots were up for a wild time but . . . . .
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2013, 11:03:20 AM
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 11:27:33 AM
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price
Do they??? Sinister:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2013, 11:28:24 AM
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the priceOr even a good old-fashioned scarf.
There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2013, 11:30:57 AM
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the priceOr even a good old-fashioned scarf.
There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days. noooo:
The market is wrapped up.......
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 11:34:59 AM
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the priceOr even a good old-fashioned scarf.
There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days. noooo:
The market is wrapped up.......
tunble:
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2013, 11:39:41 AM
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the priceOr even a good old-fashioned scarf.
There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days. noooo:
The market is wrapped up.......
tunble:
evil:
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2013, 11:47:22 AM
Oops!
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 11:57:44 AM
All brings to mind (well my dubious mind) that episode of the much missed comedy Soap where Eunice and Dutch are talking about how much their sex life has been improved by role playing and Eunice blurts out how the best was the one where he dressed as a burglar and tied her up and Dutch looks blank
Oops!
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2013, 05:09:12 PM
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 06:43:03 PM
DucK tape :thumbsup:
Duct! Banghead
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 06:55:32 PM
DucK tape :thumbsup:
Duct! Banghead
Sort of both according to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape)
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 07:11:07 PM
DucK tape :thumbsup:
Duct! Banghead
Sort of both according to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape)
Don't encourage him... ::)
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:30:55 PM
DS has the right idea a nice silk scarf much preferable ... :thumbsup: cloud9:
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2013, 08:23:05 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fzcffqsrpn%2Fduck_tape.jpg&hash=ea25e389f4e31d9e2fd69c8dc454fa98d4e68655) (http://postimg.org/image/zcffqsrpn/)
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:24:09 PM
You can use it for kids though :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fzcffqsrpn%2Fduck_tape.jpg&hash=ea25e389f4e31d9e2fd69c8dc454fa98d4e68655) (http://postimg.org/image/zcffqsrpn/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2013, 07:10:14 AM
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2013, 07:17:19 AM
QuoteIs there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
IMO there is very little in this world that can't be fixed by Duct tape and/or No More Nails. :thumbsup: ;)
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 08:54:28 AM
You can use it for kids though :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fzcffqsrpn%2Fduck_tape.jpg&hash=ea25e389f4e31d9e2fd69c8dc454fa98d4e68655) (http://postimg.org/image/zcffqsrpn/)
happy001
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 08:56:41 AM
QuoteIs there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2013, 09:12:23 AM
happy001QuoteIs there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
Sausage rolls?
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2013, 09:20:35 AM
QuoteIs there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 10:09:33 AM
QuoteIs there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
IMO there is very little in this world that can't be fixed by Duct tape and/or No More Nails.
Quite so. A screamer is one thing, but a scratcher is definitely unacceptable.
Always keep a pair of pliers with the silk scarf in the bedside cabinet.
Top-tip: Always fit the scarf first. Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 10:20:05 AM
QuoteIs there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?
Duct tape :thumbsup:
IMO there is very little in this world that can't be fixed by Duct tape and/or No More Nails.
Quite so. A screamer is one thing, but a scratcher is definitely unacceptable.
Always keep a pair for pliers with the silk scarf in the bedside cabinet.
Top-tip: Always fit the scarf first. Thumbs:
Oh DS happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 08:41:45 AM
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If you are not a virgin when you get married, can you still wear a white gown?
This is probably a ridiculous question, but I have always liked the traditional wedding dresses. I know that white is supposed to represent purity but I am not a virgin.
It seems that, "All wedding dress shops employ a doctor to give you a medical examination" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2013, 09:16:26 AM
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2013, 04:22:42 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 12:02:50 PM
Quote
Can you put ice lolly's in a suitcase?
noooo:
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 04:02:00 PM
QuoteCan you put ice lolly's in a suitcase?
noooo:
Surely nobody could be that stupid..... even a yank which I assume they were... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 04:03:10 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnQuddE.eC5mBLn0SBKkPR4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130720071208AAqJSGP whistle: (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnQuddE.eC5mBLn0SBKkPR4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130720071208AAqJSGP whistle:)
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2013, 04:10:02 PM
I can ask questions too whistle:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnQuddE.eC5mBLn0SBKkPR4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130720071208AAqJSGP whistle: (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnQuddE.eC5mBLn0SBKkPR4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130720071208AAqJSGP whistle:)
This Question has been deleted. noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 04:11:06 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 04:16:18 PM
Quote
Why didn't the dinosaurs eat all the cavemen?
How did humans survive? Or did God make us later?
Got some crackingly bonkers answers :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2013, 04:17:42 PM
It was this:QuoteWhy didn't the dinosaurs eat all the cavemen?
How did humans survive? Or did God make us later?
Got some crackingly bonkers answers :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Do you need to open a new thread with suggestions? rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 04:19:28 PM
It was this:QuoteWhy didn't the dinosaurs eat all the cavemen?
How did humans survive? Or did God make us later?
Got some crackingly bonkers answers :thumbsup:
noooo: noooo: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 04:22:12 PM
It was this:QuoteWhy didn't the dinosaurs eat all the cavemen?
How did humans survive? Or did God make us later?
Got some crackingly bonkers answers :thumbsup:
Bonkers by your standards??? eeek:
I shudder to think of the minds that could come up with such. scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 05:06:16 PM
QuoteCan you put ice lolly's in a suitcase?
noooo:
Surely nobody could be that stupid..... even a yank which I assume they were... noooo:
I said
Quote
Lollies. Yes, you can. Then you can use the sticks for something when you arrive.
angel1
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2013, 07:02:13 PM
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 07:29:37 PM
QuoteCan you put ice lolly's in a suitcase?
noooo:
Surely nobody could be that stupid..... even a yank which I assume they were... noooo:
I saidQuoteLollies. Yes, you can. Then you can use the sticks for something when you arrive.
angel1
Most excellent. You can use the lolly sticks for plant labels.
I agree or you could make models with them .... A very suitable answer Mr Nick.. :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2013, 07:49:51 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 07:52:13 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720124829AAFZNkD (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720124829AAFZNkD) whistle:
;D
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2013, 08:18:07 PM
Some agree with me. Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on July 20, 2013, 09:04:55 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720124829AAFZNkD (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720124829AAFZNkD) whistle:
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2013, 09:37:55 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720124829AAFZNkD (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720124829AAFZNkD) whistle:
worthy: worthy: worthy: happy001
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 05:33:25 AM
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 06:28:58 AM
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How to book a hotel room?
The thing I'm confused about is the day difference. I live in BC, Canada and I want to go to Barcelona, Spain. I'm planning on leaving BC on Thursday but I would arrive in Barcelona on Friday when it's still Thursday in BC. So how would I book a hotel room so I won't pay for days I don't need.
noooo:
Post by: boogs on July 21, 2013, 06:45:14 AM
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 10:57:17 AM
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Where does rain come from?
well basically where does rain come from becoz my frend said that she got pregnunt because a raindrop fell on her so does it come from like a pregnant cloud or does it come from right at the top of the universe but im so confused because how does it rain in austrailia does it fall of the earth but how is the earth round maybe its sqaure but the atmosfere makes it look sqaure or something im so confused write now like why . why doo people get pregnant with rain and stuff and plese answer my qustion because im confused
Post by: boogs on July 21, 2013, 11:03:28 AM
QuoteWhere does rain come from?
well basically where does rain come from becoz my frend said that she got pregnunt because a raindrop fell on her so does it come from like a pregnant cloud or does it come from right at the top of the universe but im so confused because how does it rain in austrailia does it fall of the earth but how is the earth round maybe its sqaure but the atmosfere makes it look sqaure or something im so confused write now like why . why doo people get pregnant with rain and stuff and plese answer my qustion because im confused
Now it is just gettin too silly .... in fact it is past stupid noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2013, 11:30:54 AM
QuoteWhere does rain come from?
well basically where does rain come from becoz my frend said that she got pregnunt because a raindrop fell on her so does it come from like a pregnant cloud or does it come from right at the top of the universe but im so confused because how does it rain in austrailia does it fall of the earth but how is the earth round maybe its sqaure but the atmosfere makes it look sqaure or something im so confused write now like why . why doo people get pregnant with rain and stuff and plese answer my qustion because im confused
noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2013, 10:18:14 AM
cloud9:
Post by: Misty on July 23, 2013, 10:21:59 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720005725AA6Pmxo (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720005725AA6Pmxo)
cloud9:
lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 23, 2013, 10:24:41 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720005725AA6Pmxo (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720005725AA6Pmxo)
cloud9:
I think the name he wanted was Anonymous Bosch . . . . . . whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2013, 10:37:20 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720005725AA6Pmxo (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130720005725AA6Pmxo)
cloud9:
"Patsy"? Is Nicola out of favour now?
Are you getting ready for Friday?
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2013, 10:40:16 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2013, 12:04:41 PM
Not sent from my i-patch with Tapatalk
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2013, 12:15:08 PM
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlDnOBErV4TUUz7r5kHkWjEhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130723044331AAaH6g2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlDnOBErV4TUUz7r5kHkWjEhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130723044331AAaH6g2) angel1
Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 23, 2013, 02:36:48 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlDnOBErV4TUUz7r5kHkWjEhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130723044331AAaH6g2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlDnOBErV4TUUz7r5kHkWjEhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130723044331AAaH6g2) angel1
Banned again .... whistle:
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2013, 09:20:26 PM
*Grabs turnip and Vaseline*but it remained steadfastly jammed where it shouldn't be
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2013, 03:31:22 PM
Quote
Is it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
QuoteIs it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
WTF noooo: Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 03:43:22 PM
QuoteIs it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
WTF noooo: Shrugs:
Slighty off topic they forgot the cake at the wedding last night ....... noooo:
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 03:44:39 PM
QuoteIs it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
WTF noooo: Shrugs:
Slighty off topic they forgot the cake at the wedding last night ....... noooo:
Dare I ask what did they do...... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 03:47:48 PM
QuoteIs it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
WTF noooo: Shrugs:
Slighty off topic they forgot the cake at the wedding last night ....... noooo:
Dare I ask what did they do...... rubschin:
No the cake (fairy cakes for each person ) wasn't cut like normal so the venue forgot to serve it/them .....the bride remembered at midnight ........ noooo:
so she took them/it home in carrier bags....... noooo:
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 06:23:27 PM
QuoteIs it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
WTF noooo: Shrugs:
Slighty off topic they forgot the cake at the wedding last night ....... noooo:
Dare I ask what did they do...... rubschin:
No the cake (fairy cakes for each person ) wasn't cut like normal so the venue forgot to serve it/them .....the bride remembered at midnight ........ noooo:
so she took them/it home in carrier bags....... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 07:39:41 PM
QuoteIs it okay to eat the wedding cake when am not married?
noooo:
WTF noooo: Shrugs:
Slighty off topic they forgot the cake at the wedding last night ....... noooo:
Dare I ask what did they do...... rubschin:
No the cake (fairy cakes for each person ) wasn't cut like normal so the venue forgot to serve it/them .....the bride remembered at midnight ........ noooo:
so she took them/it home in carrier bags....... noooo:
Book Foggy & Apey for high class weddings @ fuckmyweddingup .com. Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 07:44:20 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 07:48:37 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: OTT posting ^
Shrugs:
Thas what they are good at.
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 08:10:54 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: OTT posting ^
Shrugs:
Thas what they are good at.
evil:
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 08:16:05 PM
The couple paid for an all inclusive bar package from 7pm til 11pm. I made the announcement at 7 that the free bar was open.........no bar staff. noooo: they came to me to complain as I had made the announcement.
Also 4 chairs missing from the top table as I seated the guests, everyone had to shift up to make room while they set 4 more places. Elbows everywhere while 10 people tried to eat at a table for 6. noooo:
The previously mentioned wedding cake
10 minutes before the couple and guests arrived, Apey was hanging decorations while I was trying to sprinkle round pearls on wonky tables..........well you can imagine. By the time they arrived, there was not one pearl on any table. Remember we are the entertainment, not the fucking wedding coordinator, but she was so useless we had to help.
They made a cd themselves for us to play over dinner, the food took so long, the 75minute cd was finished before the starters came out so I had to improvise and stick with their theme of early 50s tunes.
I could go on but you're probably bored now.
Anyhoo, I had a great nite, dance floor full and got a tip. :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 08:19:13 PM
Was a clusterfuck noooo:
The couple paid for an all inclusive bar package from 7pm til 11pm. I made the announcement at 7 that the free bar was open.........no bar staff. noooo: they came to me to complain as I had made the announcement.
Also 4 chairs missing from the top table as I seated the guests, everyone had to shift up to make room while they set 4 more places. Elbows everywhere while 10 people tried to eat at a table for 6. noooo:
The previously mentioned wedding cake
10 minutes before the couple and guests arrived, Apey was hanging decorations while I was trying to sprinkle round pearls on wonky tables..........well you can imagine. By the time they arrived, there was not one pearl on any table. Remember we are the entertainment, not the fucking wedding coordinator, but she was so useless we had to help.
They made a cd themselves for us to play over dinner, the food took so long, the 75minute cd was finished before the starters came out so I had to improvise and stick with their theme of early 50s tunes.
I could go on but you're probably bored now.
Anyhoo, I had a great nite, dance floor full and got a tip. :thumbsup:
There you go.....Foggy & Apey coming to a comedy channel near you soon. whistle:
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 08:27:03 PM
. . . I could go on but you're probably bored now. . . .no! But prolly best you don't too much away and ruin your business line
Quote
. . . Anyhoo, I had a great nite, dance floor full and got a tip. :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 08:43:03 PM
. . . I could go on but you're probably bored now. . . .no! But prolly best you don't too much away and ruin your business lineQuote. . . Anyhoo, I had a great nite, dance floor full and got a tip. :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Thank you ,,,,,,,I agree the net is a powerfull tool you never know how they will find you ,,,,,,,,,,,,
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2013, 09:16:47 PM
Quote
What was adolf hitler viewpoint on reading glasses?
Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2013, 09:58:39 PM
Quote
Have you ever encountered an evil horse..?
Post by: boogs on July 25, 2013, 10:21:57 PM
QuoteHave you ever encountered an evil horse..?
eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2013, 10:26:51 PM
Post by: boogs on July 25, 2013, 10:57:29 PM
Maybe it's a full moon noooo:
Last night I believe .... :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 11:29:33 PM
Maybe it's a full moon noooo:
Last night I believe .... :thumbsup:
Two or three night ago.....unless you get a different moon in the UK. Shrugs:
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2013, 08:17:08 AM
Maybe it's a full moon noooo:
Last night I believe .... :thumbsup:
Two or three night ago.....unless you get a different moon in the UK. Shrugs:
Not sure all I know is it affects Mr B and he is hateful for a week ... he blames that anyway.... ::)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 08:47:52 AM
Maybe it's a full moon noooo:
Last night I believe .... :thumbsup:
Two or three night ago.....unless you get a different moon in the UK. Shrugs:
Not sure all I know is it affects Mr B and he is hateful for a week ... he blames that anyway.... ::)
happy100
I thought that was just wimmin. scared2:
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2013, 09:51:47 AM
Maybe it's a full moon noooo:
Last night I believe .... :thumbsup:
Two or three night ago.....unless you get a different moon in the UK. Shrugs:
Not sure all I know is it affects Mr B and he is hateful for a week ... he blames that anyway.... ::)
happy100
I thought that was just wimmin. scared2:
Different reason DS.... noooo:
He has always claimed that the week of the full moon he gets bad tempered.. ::) (Says his father was the same)
I tell him no he just gets worser ... angel1
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 10:38:37 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 11:53:49 AM
Cunning plan suggestion # 237 Get one of those moon clocks and slowly advance it a day so it reads a week out. If he's worse on the week the clock then wrongly says it's full moon then you know it was all in the headIf he then murders Boogs, Steve is an accessory. noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 12:00:28 PM
Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 12:02:13 PM
http://uk.accessorize.com/ (http://uk.accessorize.com/)
Shrugs:
Gayer:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 02:45:58 PM
Quote
What should I name my story?
I'm writing a story about a blind girl falling in love with a boy who has normal vision. What should I name my story?
It seems that "Ugly ginger gets lucky" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 04:36:05 PM
QuoteWhat should I name my story?
I'm writing a story about a blind girl falling in love with a boy who has normal vision. What should I name my story?
It seems that "Ugly ginger gets lucky" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2013, 04:39:15 PM
QuoteWhat should I name my story?
I'm writing a story about a blind girl falling in love with a boy who has normal vision. What should I name my story?
It seems that "Ugly ginger gets lucky" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2013, 05:46:54 PM
QuoteWhat should I name my story?
I'm writing a story about a blind girl falling in love with a boy who has normal vision. What should I name my story?
It seems that "Ugly ginger gets lucky" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:06:34 PM
Quote
Sorry, your Yahoo! Answers account is currently suspended
Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 06:11:38 PM
QuoteSorry, your Yahoo! Answers account is currently suspended
Shrugs:
;D noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:12:58 PM
Perhaps they are all lezzers rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 06:35:04 PM
QuoteSorry, your Yahoo! Answers account is currently suspended
Shrugs:
point:
I've never been suspended.... angel1
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:36:06 PM
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 06:37:26 PM
Perhaps you are a lezzer rubschin:
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 09:26:26 PM
rubschin:QuoteSorry, your Yahoo! Answers account is currently suspended
Shrugs:
point:
I've never been suspended.... angel1
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 07:24:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html)
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 07:39:07 PM
Not yahoo but still a mong..........
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html)
noooo:
Eduwcashion in Merica leaves a lot to be sorted owt. noooo: noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Not yahoo but still a mong..........
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html)
noooo:
Eduwcashion in Merica leaves a lot to be sorted owt. noooo: noooo:
Is Kurt Cobain dead then? ;)
Ah well, whatever, Nevermind
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:42:25 PM
Not yahoo but still a mong..........
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379939/Virginia-Tech-student-writes-letter-record-label-asking-Nirvana-record-homecoming-video--19-years-band-split-following-Kurt-Cobains-death.html)
noooo:
Eduwcashion in Merica leaves a lot to be sorted owt. noooo: noooo:
Is Kurt Cobain dead then? ;)
Ah well, whatever, Nevermind
drumroll: lol:
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2013, 05:17:58 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 12:37:29 AM
QuoteSorry, your Yahoo! Answers account is currently suspended
Shrugs:
point:
I've never been suspended.... angel1
Wearing them doesn't count then. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2013, 08:38:50 AM
Quote
12 st. George's dirve, victoria, london, sw1v 4dp where is this address located?
Banghead
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
Quote12 st. George's dirve, victoria, london, sw1v 4dp where is this address located?
Banghead
TomTom can now access the internet? eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2013, 04:56:28 AM
Quote
Tour guides pushing tourists into Mount Vesuvius?
I took a guided tour of Italy last summer with a great and credible tour guide. Our tour guide told all of us that some of the locals around Pompeii are superstitious and on some occasions local tour guides who take up tourists to the top of the volcano will sometimes push a tourist in because of superstition. My tour guide was completely serious about this. Apparently the superstition is that if people go up to the volcano than someone has to be sacrificed to appease the mountain from anger.
I tried to look online for more details on these sacrifices and came up cold.
Does anyone have any information on this?
t seems that, "Yes, it is quite common. My guide pushed one of my children in. We got a refund though," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 05:27:04 AM
QuoteTour guides pushing tourists into Mount Vesuvius?
I took a guided tour of Italy last summer with a great and credible tour guide. Our tour guide told all of us that some of the locals around Pompeii are superstitious and on some occasions local tour guides who take up tourists to the top of the volcano will sometimes push a tourist in because of superstition. My tour guide was completely serious about this. Apparently the superstition is that if people go up to the volcano than someone has to be sacrificed to appease the mountain from anger.
I tried to look online for more details on these sacrifices and came up cold.
Does anyone have any information on this?
t seems that, "Yes, it is quite common. My guide pushed one of my children in. We got a refund though," is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on July 30, 2013, 06:30:58 AM
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2013, 07:45:06 AM
Quote
How to sneak a crab through the airport ?
Im in Ecuador and I found a small crab at the beach today , I took it with me because I thought it was so cute. I am leaving Ecuador on friday and I really want to bring my crab! It makes me smile just looking at it :) its a really small crab. How can I bring it home with me ?
It seems that, "Hide it in your pants," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 07:47:04 AM
QuoteHow to sneak a crab through the airport ?
Im in Ecuador and I found a small crab at the beach today , I took it with me because I thought it was so cute. I am leaving Ecuador on friday and I really want to bring my crab! It makes me smile just looking at it :) its a really small crab. How can I bring it home with me ?
It seems that, "Hide it in your pants," is not an acceptable answer redface:
"swallow it" would have been more sensible.... whistle:
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 08:29:55 AM
QuoteTour guides pushing tourists into Mount Vesuvius?
I took a guided tour of Italy last summer with a great and credible tour guide. Our tour guide told all of us that some of the locals around Pompeii are superstitious and on some occasions local tour guides who take up tourists to the top of the volcano will sometimes push a tourist in because of superstition. My tour guide was completely serious about this. Apparently the superstition is that if people go up to the volcano than someone has to be sacrificed to appease the mountain from anger.
I tried to look online for more details on these sacrifices and came up cold.
Does anyone have any information on this?
t seems that, "Yes, it is quite common. My guide pushed one of my children in. We got a refund though," is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:01:43 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001QuoteTour guides pushing tourists into Mount Vesuvius?
I took a guided tour of Italy last summer with a great and credible tour guide. Our tour guide told all of us that some of the locals around Pompeii are superstitious and on some occasions local tour guides who take up tourists to the top of the volcano will sometimes push a tourist in because of superstition. My tour guide was completely serious about this. Apparently the superstition is that if people go up to the volcano than someone has to be sacrificed to appease the mountain from anger.
I tried to look online for more details on these sacrifices and came up cold.
Does anyone have any information on this?
t seems that, "Yes, it is quite common. My guide pushed one of my children in. We got a refund though," is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 12:03:04 PM
QuoteTour guides pushing tourists into Mount Vesuvius?
I took a guided tour of Italy last summer with a great and credible tour guide. Our tour guide told all of us that some of the locals around Pompeii are superstitious and on some occasions local tour guides who take up tourists to the top of the volcano will sometimes push a tourist in because of superstition. My tour guide was completely serious about this. Apparently the superstition is that if people go up to the volcano than someone has to be sacrificed to appease the mountain from anger.
I tried to look online for more details on these sacrifices and came up cold.
Does anyone have any information on this?
t seems that, "Yes, it is quite common. My guide pushed one of my children in. We got a refund though," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Quote
It is very common - the Mafia keep it out of the news though....
whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2013, 03:30:44 PM
cloud9:
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 05:46:26 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmKX3Yd_ufttINOcWeE2JAggBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130730003200AAmzxwj (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmKX3Yd_ufttINOcWeE2JAggBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130730003200AAmzxwj)
cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 06:23:47 PM
cloud9:
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKuB6Zw8FMOM3YMxizBwgsgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130729121050AAlOmdN (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKuB6Zw8FMOM3YMxizBwgsgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130729121050AAlOmdN)
cloud9:
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 06:39:21 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:40:28 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKuB6Zw8FMOM3YMxizBwgsgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130729121050AAlOmdN (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKuB6Zw8FMOM3YMxizBwgsgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130729121050AAlOmdN)
cloud9:
lol: lol: lol: You have a new friend. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 06:46:41 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:51:06 PM
Just a shame she is in a coma. noooo:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 08:00:28 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKuB6Zw8FMOM3YMxizBwgsgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130729121050AAlOmdN (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKuB6Zw8FMOM3YMxizBwgsgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20130729121050AAlOmdN)
cloud9:
hA, hA, hA :thumbsup:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 01, 2013, 03:45:16 PM
Coma? noooo:
Rather reminded me of this (http://postimg.org/image/obgfok9f7/)
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 04:27:54 PM
Coma? noooo:
Rather reminded me of this (http://postimg.org/image/obgfok9f7/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 04:50:22 PM
happy001Coma? noooo:
Rather reminded me of this (http://postimg.org/image/obgfok9f7/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2013, 11:33:00 AM
Quote
Would these names confuse American readers?
The main character's name is Song Ha-neul.
Her sister's name is Song Ha-eun.
Their father is Song In-Ho, their mother's name is Kim Li-Na.
In-Ho is originally from Shanghai, China, while Li-Na is originally from Tokyo, Japan. They live in North Korea.
Later, after they flee Korea, Ha-Neul has her name changed to Hu Chao-Xing and her father In-Ho changes his to Hu Fan. They return to Shanghai.
Ha-Eun changes hers to Yamada Miku, and their mother Li-Na changes hers to Yamada Hanako. They return to Tokyo.
Chao-Xing's best friends are Chen Tsai, from Taiwan, and Winona Catches, the school's lone American student who is a Lakota Sioux. She refers to Chen by his first name, Tsai.
Would these names and changes be confusing for an American audience, do you think? Do the names make sense?
Shocked:
Post by: boogs on August 11, 2013, 11:35:50 AM
QuoteWould these names confuse American readers?
The main character's name is Song Ha-neul.
Her sister's name is Song Ha-eun.
Their father is Song In-Ho, their mother's name is Kim Li-Na.
In-Ho is originally from Shanghai, China, while Li-Na is originally from Tokyo, Japan. They live in North Korea.
Later, after they flee Korea, Ha-Neul has her name changed to Hu Chao-Xing and her father In-Ho changes his to Hu Fan. They return to Shanghai.
Ha-Eun changes hers to Yamada Miku, and their mother Li-Na changes hers to Yamada Hanako. They return to Tokyo.
Chao-Xing's best friends are Chen Tsai, from Taiwan, and Winona Catches, the school's lone American student who is a Lakota Sioux. She refers to Chen by his first name, Tsai.
Would these names and changes be confusing for an American audience, do you think? Do the names make sense?
Shocked:
Makes perfik sense to me .... whistle:
eeek:
Post by: Baldy on August 11, 2013, 11:37:21 AM
QuoteWould these names confuse American readers?
The main character's name is Song Ha-neul.
Her sister's name is Song Ha-eun.
Their father is Song In-Ho, their mother's name is Kim Li-Na.
In-Ho is originally from Shanghai, China, while Li-Na is originally from Tokyo, Japan. They live in North Korea.
Later, after they flee Korea, Ha-Neul has her name changed to Hu Chao-Xing and her father In-Ho changes his to Hu Fan. They return to Shanghai.
Ha-Eun changes hers to Yamada Miku, and their mother Li-Na changes hers to Yamada Hanako. They return to Tokyo.
Chao-Xing's best friends are Chen Tsai, from Taiwan, and Winona Catches, the school's lone American student who is a Lakota Sioux. She refers to Chen by his first name, Tsai.
Would these names and changes be confusing for an American audience, do you think? Do the names make sense?
Shocked:
Yep. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2013, 01:11:44 PM
Quote
Difficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 01:20:05 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
A dyson......... whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2013, 01:55:31 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 02:33:42 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/board/nest/217855433?ref_=tt_bd_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/board/nest/217855433?ref_=tt_bd_1)
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2013, 03:07:06 PM
Not yahoo but....... noooo: noooo:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/board/nest/217855433?ref_=tt_bd_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/board/nest/217855433?ref_=tt_bd_1)
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2013, 03:20:17 PM
Not yahoo but....... noooo: noooo:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/board/nest/217855433?ref_=tt_bd_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/board/nest/217855433?ref_=tt_bd_1)
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: boogs on August 14, 2013, 11:18:34 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
A dyson......... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2013, 06:00:27 AM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows how
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2013, 07:00:09 AM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
happy001
Post by: Baldy on August 15, 2013, 07:24:19 AM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2013, 11:20:17 AM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2013, 11:56:06 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2013, 05:00:19 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
Bugger! I forgot to add a horn:
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2013, 05:36:15 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
Bugger! I forgot to add a horn:
I know.... redface:
I tried fer ages to stop meself from posting it but I just couldn't...... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2013, 07:40:28 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
And deep pockets like Apey
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2013, 08:18:54 PM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
And deep pockets like Apey
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2013, 09:02:17 AM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
And deep pockets like Apey
lol: lol: lol:
evil:
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 09:09:55 AM
QuoteDifficult issue with adolescent sexual development?
I have a friend who was very unfortunate in that she had a son who was born with deformed arms (he has two very short stubby stumps). She asked me since I worked in healthcare, but I am no expert on this.
He is now a young adolescent, and has begun to develop sexually. He is at the age that boys "take matters in their own hands" if you understand what I mean. She is concerned about helping him have a normal sexual development. He goes to school (with special accommodation) and she thinks he needs to autoexplore himself. What can she do? She has bathed him since childhood, so she is comfortable with that kind of close contact, but obviously doesn't think she should go farther in helping him touch himself. Any thoughts?
eeek:
Now he knows howtiran tyrunT.Rex felt
Did Marc Bolan have short arms then....? rubschin:
And deep pockets like Apey
lol: lol: lol:
evil:
point:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 05:56:05 AM
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What was the impact of the car radio on the industrial revolution?
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 06:40:35 AM
QuoteWhat was the impact of the car radio on the industrial revolution?
happy001
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 06:46:55 AM
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2013, 01:09:12 PM
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Were there Two women called " Eva Perón " ?
I know Eva Peron was the first lady of Argentina and people loved her and respected her .. etc
is there another woman called " Eva Peron " who had a relationship with Hitler and committed it suicide with him ?
they are two different women with the same name , right ?
happy001
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2013, 01:11:47 PM
QuoteWere there Two women called " Eva Perón " ?
I know Eva Peron was the first lady of Argentina and people loved her and respected her .. etc
is there another woman called " Eva Peron " who had a relationship with Hitler and committed it suicide with him ?
they are two different women with the same name , right ?
happy001
happy002
Post by: boogs on October 11, 2013, 01:12:14 PM
QuoteWere there Two women called " Eva Perón " ?
I know Eva Peron was the first lady of Argentina and people loved her and respected her .. etc
is there another woman called " Eva Peron " who had a relationship with Hitler and committed it suicide with him ?
they are two different women with the same name , right ?
happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 noooo:
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2013, 03:55:40 PM
happy002 happy002 happy002 BangheadQuoteWere there Two women called " Eva Perón " ?
I know Eva Peron was the first lady of Argentina and people loved her and respected her .. etc
is there another woman called " Eva Peron " who had a relationship with Hitler and committed it suicide with him ?
they are two different women with the same name , right ?
happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2013, 03:56:40 PM
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Is there a nude beach in madrid spain?
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2013, 04:08:41 PM
rubschin: there is a beach in Paris so maybe . . . . .QuoteIs there a nude beach in madrid spain?
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2013, 07:53:14 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxvby2g4d7%2Fyahoo_answer.jpg&hash=3e65eb318c0054878bbcba7c0b04a557a941d39e) (http://postimg.org/image/xvby2g4d7/)
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2013, 09:34:05 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxvby2g4d7%2Fyahoo_answer.jpg&hash=3e65eb318c0054878bbcba7c0b04a557a941d39e) (http://postimg.org/image/xvby2g4d7/)
AFFS...? rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2013, 01:01:14 PM
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2013, 01:15:36 PM
It was from three years ago, so there is a chance it may be rubschin: I can't remember what I was doing yesterday TBH noooo:
You promised to send me £500! Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2013, 01:40:45 PM
It was from three years ago, so there is a chance it may be rubschin: I can't remember what I was doing yesterday TBH noooo:
You promised to send me £500! Thumbs:
He promised me an alibi for pushing Carlo Lizzani out that window!! Spose I haven't got a paddle now
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2013, 09:09:23 AM
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Whats the meaning of "being a dick"?
my friend says me "you're being a dick". but i dont know the meaning of it. is it bad or good.
he was working on computer, and i was joking with him, he said "if you continue being a dick, i cant work in computer". i didnt meant to distract him but it sound like im bad. please help me to know the meaning of it.
noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2013, 09:43:46 AM
QuoteWhats the meaning of "being a dick"?
my friend says me "you're being a dick". but i dont know the meaning of it. is it bad or good.
he was working on computer, and i was joking with him, he said "if you continue being a dick, i cant work in computer". i didnt meant to distract him but it sound like im bad. please help me to know the meaning of it.
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2013, 10:50:07 AM
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Reasons why we grease a desication?need answer urgently pls?
Shrugs:
Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2013, 10:51:35 AM
QuoteReasons why we grease a desication?need answer urgently pls?
Shrugs:
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2013, 11:00:41 AM
QuoteReasons why we grease a desication?need answer urgently pls?
Shrugs:
noooo:
Post by: boogs on October 16, 2013, 11:10:45 AM
QuoteReasons why we grease a desication?need answer urgently pls?
Shrugs:
noooo:
I can't believe none of you know that .... noooo: Right time to get ready for werk .... whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2013, 11:22:59 AM
QuoteReasons why we grease a desication?need answer urgently pls?
Shrugs:
To stop it squeaking, obviously. ::)
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 07:27:20 AM
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Anyone born in the 1960s or earlier, please answer!?
For a school project, I am writing a letter that is set in the 1960s, so I'm writing it as it I am in the 1960s now. How do I present the letter? Do I do the good old drag tea bags on it to make the paper like parchment? With the envelope, were there stamps or the wax stamp things, like in Harry Potter.
noooo:
Post by: boogs on October 17, 2013, 07:33:40 AM
QuoteAnyone born in the 1960s or earlier, please answer!?
For a school project, I am writing a letter that is set in the 1960s, so I'm writing it as it I am in the 1960s now. How do I present the letter? Do I do the good old drag tea bags on it to make the paper like parchment? With the envelope, were there stamps or the wax stamp things, like in Harry Potter.
noooo:
doh: You couldn't make it up ::)
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 07:39:03 AM
Post by: boogs on October 17, 2013, 07:57:36 AM
I told him we carved in stone using flint axes angel1
Any reply ... or just stoney silence whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 11:07:52 AM
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The flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) to Luton airport is only 10 minutes? is that true?
I booked my return flight from London to Paris, and i found out that the trip to Paris takes about 2 hours and more, while the one from Paris to London is only 10 minutes?! is that true? my flight details show that the time for departure is 1815, and arrive in London at 1825?
happy001
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 11:11:23 AM
QuoteThe flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) to Luton airport is only 10 minutes? is that true?
I booked my return flight from London to Paris, and i found out that the trip to Paris takes about 2 hours and more, while the one from Paris to London is only 10 minutes?! is that true? my flight details show that the time for departure is 1815, and arrive in London at 1825?
happy001
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 01:21:28 PM
QuoteThe flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) to Luton airport is only 10 minutes? is that true?
I booked my return flight from London to Paris, and i found out that the trip to Paris takes about 2 hours and more, while the one from Paris to London is only 10 minutes?! is that true? my flight details show that the time for departure is 1815, and arrive in London at 1825?
happy001
Did you point out that it is uphill/downhill so the flight time changes? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 02:35:14 PM
QuoteThe flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) to Luton airport is only 10 minutes? is that true?
I booked my return flight from London to Paris, and i found out that the trip to Paris takes about 2 hours and more, while the one from Paris to London is only 10 minutes?! is that true? my flight details show that the time for departure is 1815, and arrive in London at 1825?
happy001
Did you point out that it is uphill/downhill so the flight time changes? rubschin:
No, but I just did.... redface:
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 02:38:41 PM
QuoteThe flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) to Luton airport is only 10 minutes? is that true?
I booked my return flight from London to Paris, and i found out that the trip to Paris takes about 2 hours and more, while the one from Paris to London is only 10 minutes?! is that true? my flight details show that the time for departure is 1815, and arrive in London at 1825?
happy001
Did you point out that it is uphill/downhill so the flight time changes? rubschin:
No, but I just did.... redface:
Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on October 19, 2013, 09:50:35 PM
QuoteThe flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) to Luton airport is only 10 minutes? is that true?
I booked my return flight from London to Paris, and i found out that the trip to Paris takes about 2 hours and more, while the one from Paris to London is only 10 minutes?! is that true? my flight details show that the time for departure is 1815, and arrive in London at 1825?
happy001
Did you point out that it is uphill/downhill so the flight time changes? rubschin:
No, but I just did.... redface:
happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2013, 05:36:38 PM
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How far is Melbourne from Sydney?
I accidentally booked my hotel in Sydney, but I'm staying in Melbourne. Would you suggest I try to switch hotels? How far is the distance? I'd rather just keep my reservation to save the trouble. Thanks for any advice.
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2013, 05:45:19 PM
QuoteHow far is Melbourne from Sydney?
I accidentally booked my hotel in Sydney, but I'm staying in Melbourne. Would you suggest I try to switch hotels? How far is the distance? I'd rather just keep my reservation to save the trouble. Thanks for any advice.
noooo:
Just a short walk down the road. Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:23:16 PM
QuoteHow far is Melbourne from Sydney?
I accidentally booked my hotel in Sydney, but I'm staying in Melbourne. Would you suggest I try to switch hotels? How far is the distance? I'd rather just keep my reservation to save the trouble. Thanks for any advice.
noooo:
You can't believe these morons exist noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2013, 07:36:37 PM
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What do you think of my writing?
Sarah had just finished a long day of selling herself when she decided to skip the dice and go home to three hits of heroin. A warm glow fell on her whenever she thought about how good a life she has. Removing her boots, Sarah relaxed in her computer chair, flipped on a website of women stroking stallions and pulled out an unregistered gun to use as a dildo. Good stuff, Sarah thought. Good stuff. She turned off the website and stared at a picture of her father whom she assisted in suicide. It wasn't long after she finished and cleaned herself up that a pounding came at the door. It was the police.
All the time they were hauling her away, Sarah thought "what have I ever done to anybody?"
eeek:
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2013, 07:38:15 PM
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2013, 07:43:41 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 23, 2013, 07:56:42 PM
QuoteWhat do you think of my writing?
Sarah had just finished a long day of selling herself when she decided to skip the dice and go home to three hits of heroin. A warm glow fell on her whenever she thought about how good a life she has. Removing her boots, Sarah relaxed in her computer chair, flipped on a website of women stroking stallions and pulled out an unregistered gun to use as a dildo. Good stuff, Sarah thought. Good stuff. She turned off the website and stared at a picture of her father whom she assisted in suicide. It wasn't long after she finished and cleaned herself up that a pounding came at the door. It was the police.
All the time they were hauling her away, Sarah thought "what have I ever done to anybody?"
eeek:
So you are branching out into fiction then? eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 12:14:40 PM
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If you change the heat settings on a radiator to the hottest. will the radiator get hotter or colder?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 12:18:25 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap8D3it08vxeHu8zr2fp_Lg.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20131025050951AA42p0o (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap8D3it08vxeHu8zr2fp_Lg.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20131025050951AA42p0o)
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 12:41:23 PM
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What time does the 10:05 to Kings Cross leave Leeds?
I'm getting the 10:05 train from Leeds to London Kings Cross on a Saturday.
It leaves Leeds at 10:05.
I'm not too sure what time it leaves Leeds.
Anyone help?
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2013, 12:45:53 PM
QuoteWhat time does the 10:05 to Kings Cross leave Leeds?
I'm getting the 10:05 train from Leeds to London Kings Cross on a Saturday.
It leaves Leeds at 10:05.
I'm not too sure what time it leaves Leeds.
Anyone help?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2013, 01:03:55 PM
happy001QuoteWhat time does the 10:05 to Kings Cross leave Leeds?
I'm getting the 10:05 train from Leeds to London Kings Cross on a Saturday.
It leaves Leeds at 10:05.
I'm not too sure what time it leaves Leeds.
Anyone help?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 01:05:17 PM
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2013, 09:09:55 AM
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What does 'airhead' mean?
My girlfriend texted me, 'You are an airhead'. What does it mean? Am confused
noooo:
Post by: boogs on October 26, 2013, 02:29:10 PM
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2013, 08:36:58 AM
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How do you kiss a girl during a 3d movie?
im a junior and i have never kissed a girl during a 3D movie. i wanna kiss her but im afriad the glasses are gonna be in the way. how do i kiss her with the glasses
rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2013, 08:46:37 AM
QuoteHow do you kiss a girl during a 3d movie?
im a junior and i have never kissed a girl during a 3D movie. i wanna kiss her but im afriad the glasses are gonna be in the way. how do i kiss her with the glasses
rubschin:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2013, 12:35:23 PM
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What are Samson and Delilah from?
I hear those names used together way too often. When i googled it i found a 2000 movie but I think it's from before then. Is it a book, or?
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2013, 12:36:33 PM
QuoteWhat are Samson and Delilah from?
I hear those names used together way too often. When i googled it i found a 2000 movie but I think it's from before then. Is it a book, or?
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 07:20:50 AM
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Is true that japan has a water/train tunnel connected all the way to turkey?
If so what is it called?
Any links? Thanks..
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 07:24:27 AM
QuoteIs true that japan has a water/train tunnel connected all the way to turkey?
If so what is it called?
Any links? Thanks..
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2013, 07:30:38 AM
QuoteIs true that japan has a water/train tunnel connected all the way to turkey?
If so what is it called?
Any links? Thanks..
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 07:36:14 AM
QuoteIs true that japan has a water/train tunnel connected all the way to turkey?
If so what is it called?
Any links? Thanks..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24721779 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24721779)
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 07:45:47 AM
QuoteIs true that japan has a water/train tunnel connected all the way to turkey?
If so what is it called?
Any links? Thanks..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24721779 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24721779)
Ah... all is clear! lol: lol: lol:
I have to say, Istanbul has the most amazing transport system! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 04:06:27 PM
(http://If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?)
It seems that "sperm to women" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: boogs on October 31, 2013, 04:30:26 PM
If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?
(http://If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?)
It seems that "sperm to women" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Landlady on October 31, 2013, 04:33:15 PM
If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?
(http://If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?)
It seems that "sperm to women" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Funny but not acceptable Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 04:34:13 PM
Post by: Landlady on October 31, 2013, 04:36:17 PM
A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 04:37:11 PM
A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
Post by: Landlady on October 31, 2013, 04:47:41 PM
A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get my coat redface:
Post by: boogs on October 31, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get my coat redface:
Have you pulled Thumbs:
Post by: Landlady on October 31, 2013, 04:52:26 PM
A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get my coat redface:
Have you pulled Thumbs:
Only if they are 70+ eyes: whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 04:54:34 PM
A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get your dinner redface:
Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2013, 04:59:57 PM
Shocked:A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get my coat redface:
Have you pulled Thumbs:
Only if they are 70+ eyes: whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2013, 05:03:56 PM
not quite yahoo answers....
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2013, 05:05:29 PM
http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=50866 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=50866)
not quite yahoo answers....
lol: lol: lol:
That will stir the feckers up. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 05:05:41 PM
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 05:16:20 PM
http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=50866 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=50866)
not quite yahoo answers....
happy001
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2013, 10:53:16 PM
happy002http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=50866 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=50866)
not quite yahoo answers....
happy001
Post by: Landlady on November 01, 2013, 03:33:05 PM
Shocked:A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get my coat redface:
Have you pulled Thumbs:
Only if they are 70+ eyes: whistle:
angel1
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2013, 03:44:07 PM
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Can I smuggle alcohol in my bra?
Well I was blessed in the bust area lol. I was wondering if they physically pat you down going through security and check in ? I purchased 3 small plastic flask and i plan on filling them up with alcohol and stick them in my bra. I don't want to take a chance in putting then in my checked in luggage because they might get confiscated! This is my first time cruising and I don't want to pay a ton for mydrinks! Yes I'm being cheap because I have read a ton of reviews of how cruise ships drinks are way over priced! And I rather spend that extra money on excursions. Please save the smart mouth *** comments!
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2013, 04:01:39 PM
Miss D plans her next holidayQuoteCan I smuggle alcohol in my bra?
Well I was blessed in the bust area lol. I was wondering if they physically pat you down going through security and check in ? I purchased 3 small plastic flask and i plan on filling them up with alcohol and stick them in my bra. I don't want to take a chance in putting then in my checked in luggage because they might get confiscated! This is my first time cruising and I don't want to pay a ton for mydrinks! Yes I'm being cheap because I have read a ton of reviews of how cruise ships drinks are way over priced! And I rather spend that extra money on excursions. Please save the smart mouth *** comments!
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2013, 04:02:46 PM
Miss D plans her next holidayQuoteCan I smuggle alcohol in my bra?
Well I was blessed in the bust area lol. I was wondering if they physically pat you down going through security and check in ? I purchased 3 small plastic flask and i plan on filling them up with alcohol and stick them in my bra. I don't want to take a chance in putting then in my checked in luggage because they might get confiscated! This is my first time cruising and I don't want to pay a ton for mydrinks! Yes I'm being cheap because I have read a ton of reviews of how cruise ships drinks are way over priced! And I rather spend that extra money on excursions. Please save the smart mouth *** comments!
eeek: eeek: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on November 01, 2013, 05:01:00 PM
Shocked:A condom you say?
Do not put words in my mouth please eyes:
Shocked:
I'll get my coat redface:
Have you pulled Thumbs:
Only if they are 70+ eyes: whistle:
angel1
Shocked: Mr D aside cloud9: under 40 please experience with energy cloud9:
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2013, 12:43:59 PM
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Can anyone tell me how to say in Polish: I would like to have a polish wife or girlfriend.?
And which word means wife and which girlfriend. Thank you
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2013, 12:50:53 PM
QuoteCan anyone tell me how to say in Polish: I would like to have a polish wife or girlfriend.?
And which word means wife and which girlfriend. Thank you
rubschin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2013, 04:18:26 PM
If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?
(http://If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?)
It seems that "sperm to women" is not an acceptable answer redface:
I should think not indeed. Spank2:
Young Selwin has the right of it.....
A gadget im going to try to get from an alien encounter I had he had a gadget that stoped the heart. Im not trolling it was stopped for about 10h asked my mum to feel my heart anywere neck wrists chest she was so shocked that she said GO SEE A DOCTOR YOUR HEART IS NOT WORKING lol isn't that funny??
but whats not funny is that people die from transplants we need that handheld gadget. I will do almost all to get it to the humans.
haven't seen that high tech stuff in movies and ive watched MANY
Post by: Landlady on November 05, 2013, 12:40:19 PM
If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?
(http://If you could give something to all of humanity, what would it be?)
It seems that "sperm to women" is not an acceptable answer redface:
I should think not indeed. Spank2:
Young Selwin has the right of it.....
A gadget im going to try to get from an alien encounter I had he had a gadget that stoped the heart. Im not trolling it was stopped for about 10h asked my mum to feel my heart anywere neck wrists chest she was so shocked that she said GO SEE A DOCTOR YOUR HEART IS NOT WORKING lol isn't that funny??
but whats not funny is that people die from transplants we need that handheld gadget. I will do almost all to get it to the humans.
haven't seen that high tech stuff in movies and ive watched MANY
Shrugs: Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2013, 12:04:11 PM
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131122040204AAYRfvZ (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131122040204AAYRfvZ) rubschin:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2013, 03:51:07 PM
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Is there anyone still alive from the day JFK was killed?evil:
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 04:02:30 PM
QuoteIs there anyone still alive from the day JFK was killed?evil:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 10:36:14 AM
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2013, 10:47:58 AM
http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm (http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm)
noooo:
I like the answer. lol:
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 10:54:56 AM
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Getting scholarships for being a midget?
I have no disabilities other than those that are due to being so small! & I'm perfectly proportionate. So I'm obviously not a dwarf. Although I do meet the height requirements! I am soon to be 19 and am 4'9. I have been this height since 6th grade. I know that if you are a dwarf, you can get scholarships. Can you still get any scholarships if you are just a "midget"?
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2013, 12:16:37 PM
lol: lol: lol: brilliant! :thumbsup:http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm (http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm)
noooo:
I like the answer. lol:
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm (http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 12:25:59 PM
QuoteGetting scholarships for being a midget?
I have no disabilities other than those that are due to being so small! & I'm perfectly proportionate. So I'm obviously not a dwarf. Although I do meet the height requirements! I am soon to be 19 and am 4'9. I have been this height since 6th grade. I know that if you are a dwarf, you can get scholarships. Can you still get any scholarships if you are just a "midget"?
Or a job at the airport like! Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2013, 04:26:52 PM
QuoteGetting scholarships for being a midget?
I have no disabilities other than those that are due to being so small! & I'm perfectly proportionate. So I'm obviously not a dwarf. Although I do meet the height requirements! I am soon to be 19 and am 4'9. I have been this height since 6th grade. I know that if you are a dwarf, you can get scholarships. Can you still get any scholarships if you are just a "midget"?
Or a job at the airport like! Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2013, 06:37:03 PM
http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm (http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVd6l6Dq3sOOHUUvoze2krIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131124102134AAy5NFm)
noooo:
I like the answer. lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: Is Den B7 a member here rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 06:38:39 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2013, 06:39:07 PM
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
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So... I just got married and my wife refuses to change her last name of her widowed husband. Is this weird?
It seems that "According to your question you have married a corpse" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2013, 10:56:12 AM
drumroll: lol:QuoteSo... I just got married and my wife refuses to change her last name of her widowed husband. Is this weird?
It seems that "According to your question you have married a corpse" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2013, 03:26:50 PM
QuoteSo... I just got married and my wife refuses to change her last name of her widowed husband. Is this weird?
It seems that "According to your question you have married a corpse" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2013, 07:00:26 AM
QuoteSo... I just got married and my wife refuses to change her last name of her widowed husband. Is this weird?
It seems that "According to your question you have married a corpse" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2013, 10:31:50 AM
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I proposed to my gf but I found a hotter girl so should I unpropose?
So should I unpropose to my gf? And how do u even unpropose? Do u just tell her?
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2013, 10:53:06 AM
QuoteI proposed to my gf but I found a hotter girl so should I unpropose?
So should I unpropose to my gf? And how do u even unpropose? Do u just tell her?
noooo:
Post by: boogs on November 29, 2013, 09:05:01 PM
QuoteSo... I just got married and my wife refuses to change her last name of her widowed husband. Is this weird?
It seems that "According to your question you have married a corpse" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2013, 09:54:26 AM
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Should I fly to America?
I'm a fifteen year old girl who wants to fly to America with my other friend who is also fifteen.
It is not illegal. And I can fly with American Airlines or US Airways.
I'm flying to go and meet a guy I met online. I know what your thinking 'he's an axe murderer' and 'what a stupid little girl'
But I love him. I know he's genuinely real and genuinely the best guy I've ever met.
However I digress.
My parents are extremely over protective of me and wouldn't let me go if I asked.
So I'd have to keep it a secret until the day I left. But what should I tell them? And how do i do it?
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2013, 10:00:08 AM
QuoteShould I fly to America?
I'm a fifteen year old girl who wants to fly to America with my other friend who is also fifteen.
It is not illegal. And I can fly with American Airlines or US Airways.
I'm flying to go and meet a guy I met online. I know what your thinking 'he's an axe murderer' and 'what a stupid little girl'
But I love him. I know he's genuinely real and genuinely the best guy I've ever met.
However I digress.
My parents are extremely over protective of me and wouldn't let me go if I asked.
So I'd have to keep it a secret until the day I left. But what should I tell them? And how do i do it?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2013, 12:00:38 PM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2013, 12:42:39 PM
http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahc4ZO17Hhu.pvbICqz74NfIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131130025337AArGoUD (http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahc4ZO17Hhu.pvbICqz74NfIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131130025337AArGoUD) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahc4ZO17Hhu.pvbICqz74NfIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131130025337AArGoUD (http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahc4ZO17Hhu.pvbICqz74NfIZwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20131130025337AArGoUD) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol: Spank2:
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2013, 09:58:17 AM
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What should i do to be accepted by my fiancées family?
I'm recently engaged. Me and my fiancée loves each other. My family disagree of my relationship with him because I'm brown and his white. So they left me be and didn't want to meet him or be apart of there family.
It seems that "Send him to a tanning parlour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2013, 10:00:34 AM
QuoteWhat should i do to be accepted by my fiancées family?
I'm recently engaged. Me and my fiancée loves each other. My family disagree of my relationship with him because I'm brown and his white. So they left me be and didn't want to meet him or be apart of there family.
It seems that "Send him to a tanning parlour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol:
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2013, 10:59:44 AM
QuoteWhat should i do to be accepted by my fiancées family?
I'm recently engaged. Me and my fiancée loves each other. My family disagree of my relationship with him because I'm brown and his white. So they left me be and didn't want to meet him or be apart of there family.
It seems that "Send him to a tanning parlour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2013, 11:48:58 AM
happy001QuoteWhat should i do to be accepted by my fiancées family?
I'm recently engaged. Me and my fiancée loves each other. My family disagree of my relationship with him because I'm brown and his white. So they left me be and didn't want to meet him or be apart of there family.
It seems that "Send him to a tanning parlour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2013, 12:21:26 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2013, 01:12:26 PM
I'm not sure what is sadderer, the people that post questions on there or Nick for reading them first thing every day....? rubschin:No doubt in my mind. noooo:
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2013, 01:22:27 PM
I'm not sure what is sadderer, the people that post questions on there or Nick for reading them first thing every day....? rubschin:Anyone seen both in the same room?
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2013, 01:38:36 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
Even I am not normally in the same room as merubschin:
Dr Jekyll and Mr hYDE ?
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2013, 03:01:48 PM
Even I am not normally in the same room as merubschin:
Dr Jekyll and Mr hYDE ?
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2013, 03:03:40 PM
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2013, 03:12:31 PM
::)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2013, 03:37:03 PM
Even I am not normally in the same room as me:thumbsup:
Wish I'd thought of that line worthy:
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 09:19:11 AM
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When did nelson mandela died?
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 09:19:50 AM
QuoteWhen did nelson mandela died?
lol: lol: lol:
And also.... Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 11:38:45 AM
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The value of a 1991 British five pence?
Face: Elizabeth II D•G•REG•F•D•1991
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
QuoteThe value of a 1991 British five pence?
Face: Elizabeth II D•G•REG•F•D•1991
noooo:
How many has he got? I will give him 4p each in 100's. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 03:44:25 PM
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Is it safe to march bassoon?
I am starting marching band this year and bassoon is the only instrument i play...
It seems that "Take up the cello" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2013, 04:35:27 PM
QuoteIs it safe to march bassoon?
I am starting marching band this year and bassoon is the only instrument i play...
It seems that "Take up the cello" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Perhaps if you had typed that, instead of "tAKE IT UP THE CELLO", it would have had a more positive reception. whistle:
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 04:38:51 PM
QuoteIs it safe to march bassoon?
I am starting marching band this year and bassoon is the only instrument i play...
It seems that "Take up the cello" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Perhaps if you had typed that, instead of "tAKE IT UP THE CELLO", it would have had a more positive reception. whistle:
He prolly did... noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2013, 04:39:14 PM
http://www.takepart.com/article/2013/11/06/landfill-harmonic-kids-play-classical-music-instruments-made-of-trash (http://www.takepart.com/article/2013/11/06/landfill-harmonic-kids-play-classical-music-instruments-made-of-trash)
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 04:41:38 PM
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 04:44:31 PM
AFFS cussing:
^^^ wot he said I'm afraid Miss C ^^^
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2013, 06:35:29 PM
AFFS cussing:
^^^ wot he said I'm afraid Miss C ^^^
Give her a break. nonono:
Her short term memory isn't what it used to be, she can't be expected to recall everything
that has ever been posted here and her short term memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2013, 05:31:00 PM
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Is it true that a vehicle stops when there is a dead body inside?
i ve heard that accidently if some one dies in car silently ...car will stop ....only ambulance can carry a dead body not any other vehicle...is it true and whats the logic behind??????????
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2013, 07:59:20 PM
QuoteIs it true that a vehicle stops when there is a dead body inside?
i ve heard that accidently if some one dies in car silently ...car will stop ....only ambulance can carry a dead body not any other vehicle...is it true and whats the logic behind??????????
noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2013, 08:52:56 PM
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***what benefits did latin give the ancient romans?***?
i need to write an article for a school project and i need help finding the ways Latin benefited the ancient Romans!! :)
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 08:56:48 PM
Quote***what benefits did latin give the ancient romans?***?
i need to write an article for a school project and i need help finding the ways Latin benefited the ancient Romans!! :)
Banghead Banghead Banghead
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2013, 09:00:04 PM
Quote***what benefits did latin give the ancient romans?***?
i need to write an article for a school project and i need help finding the ways Latin benefited the ancient Romans!! :)
Banghead Banghead Banghead
How about: They were having trouble learning Greek or Hebrew? rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2013, 12:22:35 PM
Quotei ve heard that accidently if someone drops one in car silently ...car will stop ....
True in my family. noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2013, 03:53:01 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2013, 04:23:57 PM
Perhaps you should try a more varied diet than just turnips rubschin:rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 09, 2013, 06:58:32 PM
AFFS cussing:
^^^ wot he said I'm afraid Miss C ^^^
Give her a break. nonono:
Her short term memory isn't what it used to be, she can't be expected to recall everything
that has ever been posted here and her short term memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Chivalry is not dead. cloud9:
And we know this because no cars stopped during the making of this post. noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 04:01:38 PM
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What's a word that describes somebody who doesn't think about the future and makes bad choices?
It seems that "Teenager" is the wrong answer redface:
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2013, 04:05:32 PM
QuoteWhat's a word that describes somebody who doesn't think about the future and makes bad choices?
It seems that "Teenager" is the wrong answer redface:
In my case the werd would be NORMAL redface: redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
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Do people from Parin & London Have the same English Accent?
I want to know if people from Paris Have the same English accent as people from London?
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2013, 09:03:37 PM
QuoteDo people from Parin & London Have the same English Accent?
I want to know if people from Paris Have the same English accent as people from London?
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2013, 11:17:16 AM
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My husband isn't feeling good what do u think it is?
My husband has been vomiting these pass two days I don't know what's wrong with him when I asked he said whenever he drinks water he gets nausea he blames my cat but I don't think it's the cat because from what I read a cat can't get u sick.the only time a cat can get u sick is when a women is pregnant and she has to deal with the litter the dirt from the litter can cause u to miscarry
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2013, 09:41:00 PM
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How many years have passed since the 10th century?
I need to know how many years have passed for an essay i have been writing and i can't find a straight answer from google.
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 06:42:09 AM
QuoteHow many years have passed since the 10th century?
I need to know how many years have passed for an essay i have been writing and i can't find a straight answer from google.
noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2013, 08:48:20 PM
razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2013, 04:19:40 PM
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiEWrsV2A1_BNWRi3fRihPrzX31G;_ylv=3?qid=20131225124530AA3DiYG (http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiEWrsV2A1_BNWRi3fRihPrzX31G;_ylv=3?qid=20131225124530AA3DiYG)
razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
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Post by: boogs on December 27, 2013, 12:00:35 AM
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiEWrsV2A1_BNWRi3fRihPrzX31G;_ylv=3?qid=20131225124530AA3DiYG (http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiEWrsV2A1_BNWRi3fRihPrzX31G;_ylv=3?qid=20131225124530AA3DiYG)
razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2014, 11:02:20 AM
Quote
Height measurement in England?
If someones height is 5'3" (5 foot 3 inches) and they are from the US would the measurement be different in England?
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 01:23:51 PM
ask TMR?QuoteHeight measurement in England?
If someones height is 5'3" (5 foot 3 inches) and they are from the US would the measurement be different in England?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 05, 2014, 01:40:43 PM
ask TMR?QuoteHeight measurement in England?
If someones height is 5'3" (5 foot 3 inches) and they are from the US would the measurement be different in England?
::)
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 02:18:46 PM
redface: couldn't help meself likeask TMR?QuoteHeight measurement in England?
If someones height is 5'3" (5 foot 3 inches) and they are from the US would the measurement be different in England?
::)
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 08:57:06 AM
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Are there any (human)wolf packs in England, Leicester?
hi
so i'm looking for a pack i can call my family
near or in England, Leicestershire
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 09:13:36 AM
QuoteAre there any (human)wolf packs in England, Leicester?
hi
so i'm looking for a pack i can call my family
near or in England, Leicestershire
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2014, 06:50:34 PM
QuoteAre there any (human)wolf packs in England, Leicester?
hi
so i'm looking for a pack i can call my family
near or in England, Leicestershire
Does Boogs live near there? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
QuoteAre there any (human)wolf packs in England, Leicester?
hi
so i'm looking for a pack i can call my family
near or in England, Leicestershire
Does Boogs live near there? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on January 11, 2014, 08:02:39 PM
QuoteAre there any (human)wolf packs in England, Leicester?
hi
so i'm looking for a pack i can call my family
near or in England, Leicestershire
Does Boogs live near there? rubschin:
WHATTTTT sad24: sad24: and I thought you were my mate sad24:
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2014, 01:51:01 AM
QuoteAre there any (human)wolf packs in England, Leicester?
hi
so i'm looking for a pack i can call my family
near or in England, Leicestershire
Does Boogs live near there? rubschin:
WHATTTTT sad24: sad24: and I thought you were my mate sad24:
Just asking a question like. Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2014, 12:51:49 PM
Quote
My wife is very busty and wears clothes that show very much her cleavage it bothers our neighbors?
i was not happy with the answers i received
please help
should i say something to my wife ?
thank u
11 hours ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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yes i can send u pic
11 hours ago
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Post by: Barman on January 12, 2014, 01:00:45 PM
QuoteMy wife is very busty and wears clothes that show very much her cleavage it bothers our neighbors?
i was not happy with the answers i received
please help
should i say something to my wife ?
thank u
11 hours ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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yes i can send u pic
11 hours ago
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2014, 01:01:38 PM
QuoteMy wife is very busty and wears clothes that show very much her cleavage it bothers our neighbors?
i was not happy with the answers i received
please help
should i say something to my wife ?
thank u
11 hours ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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yes i can send u pic
11 hours ago
eeek:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 01:24:59 PM
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2014, 02:50:18 PM
So have the three of you received your pics yet? whistle:
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2014, 04:29:49 PM
So have the three of you received your pics yet? whistle:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2014, 02:26:00 PM
Quote
How long does it take to fly to America?
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2014, 10:24:21 AM
Quote
Can you see the Eiffel Tower from Australia?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2014, 10:39:48 AM
QuoteCan you see the Eiffel Tower from Australia?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2014, 07:24:33 PM
QuoteCan you see the Eiffel Tower from Australia?
Your reply was? Popcorn:
Post by: boogs on January 19, 2014, 11:36:47 PM
QuoteCan you see the Eiffel Tower from Australia?
lol: lol: lol:
::) lol: lol: lol:
Post by: barmisspah? on January 20, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2014, 09:02:48 AM
Quote
Is their a bridge connecting america to the uk?
Well I wanted to go to london and I thought I could drive there, my friend said there was a bridge and I wasn't sure. Is there?
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2014, 09:08:37 AM
QuoteIs their a bridge connecting america to the uk?
Well I wanted to go to london and I thought I could drive there, my friend said there was a bridge and I wasn't sure. Is there?
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2014, 09:14:56 AM
QuoteIs their a bridge connecting america to the uk?
Well I wanted to go to london and I thought I could drive there, my friend said there was a bridge and I wasn't sure. Is there?
noooo: noooo:
Some of these have to be posted as a joke, surely? Banghead
Post by: boogs on January 26, 2014, 09:16:15 AM
QuoteIs their a bridge connecting america to the uk?
Well I wanted to go to london and I thought I could drive there, my friend said there was a bridge and I wasn't sure. Is there?
eeek: beggers belief noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2014, 10:03:19 AM
noooo: Not when Yanks are asking.QuoteIs their a bridge connecting america to the uk?
Well I wanted to go to london and I thought I could drive there, my friend said there was a bridge and I wasn't sure. Is there?
noooo: noooo:
Some of these have to be posted as a joke, surely? Banghead
In my experience, they really are that dim, or worse.
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2014, 05:37:46 PM
Quote
How to tell whats north and south on the tube map (London underground)?
doh:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 10, 2014, 06:12:11 PM
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Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
vampire diaries & twilight. is that a good topic for a compare/contrast essay?
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Vampire diaries & twilight. is that a good topic for a compare/contrast essay?
clearly vampire diaries are better, but still :)
i thought id talk about how different the vampires are. like how twilight ones dont sparkle and vampire diaries vampires kill people and the way you turn into a vampire is different and all that.
i know there are many people who dont like twilight but please be serious about this!
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Miss C
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
No
2 years ago
It seems that someone is taking me seriously at last. My answer has just been voted the best.
You will note from the date at the bottom that I replied two years ago. It would seem that it is not just me that lives on some sort of a time warp. noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2014, 06:24:39 PM
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2014, 06:27:10 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 10, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Am I on Earth? noooo:
Yes but not as we know it. noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2014, 07:20:54 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2014, 09:45:31 PM
Am I on Earth? noooo:
Yes they haven't come to take you back home yet. whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2014, 09:53:52 AM
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Do I need a tour guide if I am going to the Philippines for psychic surgery?
Shrugs:
Post by: boogs on February 16, 2014, 09:58:09 AM
QuoteDo I need a tour guide if I am going to the Philippines for psychic surgery?
Shrugs:
ZCare in the comunity obviously. ::)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 16, 2014, 01:09:52 PM
QuoteDo I need a tour guide if I am going to the Philippines for psychic surgery?
Shrugs:
Surely if he/she is having psychic surgery they wouldn't need to go to the Philippines. Even if he/she did need to go to the Philippines their psychic surgeon could advise.
We need a linky so that we can mess with his/her mind I am psychic Creant and I forsee that there will be no need for a tour guide as they are going to be mugged on their way out of the airport and die a horrible death from the dreadful stab wounds that they receive. angel1
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 01:51:06 PM
QuoteDo I need a tour guide if I am going to the Philippines for psychic surgery?
Shrugs:
Surely if he/she is having psychic surgery they wouldn't need to go to the Philippines. Even if he/she did need to go to the Philippines their psychic surgeon could advise.
We need a linky so that we can mess with his/her mind I am psychic Creant and I forsee that there will be no need for a tour guide as they are going to be mugged on their way out of the airport and die a horrible death from the dreadful stab wounds that they receive. angel1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140216011658AAEjIOo (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140216011658AAEjIOo)
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Post by: Nick on February 21, 2014, 04:09:47 PM
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So i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2014, 04:11:44 PM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2014, 05:42:07 PM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
happy001
The worrying thing is that they have kids........ noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2014, 05:52:31 PM
goatherds probablyQuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
happy001
The worrying thing is that they have kids........ noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
happy001
The worrying thing is that they have kids........ noooo:
Yes, what hope do they have...? noooo:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2014, 07:58:47 AM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
Linky please it may be time for some Saturday mind messing. eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2014, 08:01:57 AM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
Linky please it may be time for some Saturday mind messing. eveilgrin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX) whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2014, 08:06:46 AM
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Can some one please tell me the easiest and painless way to end my life.?
eeek:
His previous question...
Quote
I think I have genital warts. I have bumps on my scrotum and my penis and today a bigger bump appeared.?
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2014, 08:08:24 AM
QuoteCan some one please tell me the easiest and painless way to end my life.?
eeek:
His previous question...QuoteI think I have genital warts. I have bumps on my scrotum and my penis and today a bigger bump appeared.?
eeek: and away you go Miss C........ whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2014, 08:16:44 AM
QuoteCan some one please tell me the easiest and painless way to end my life.?
eeek:
His previous question...QuoteI think I have genital warts. I have bumps on my scrotum and my penis and today a bigger bump appeared.?
Can't guarantee painless but swiping Miss D's creme eggs and voddy would certainly be quick and easy. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2014, 09:10:20 AM
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Just got 3 fillings done, how long must I wait until I can eat?
I wonder if "one month for each filling" will be the most popular answer....? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2014, 09:11:36 AM
QuoteJust got 3 fillings done, how long must I wait until I can eat?
I wonder if "one month for each filling" will be the most popular answer....? rubschin:
Will be more polite than mine....... whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2014, 09:14:10 AM
QuoteJust got 3 fillings done, how long must I wait until I can eat?
I wonder if "one month for each filling" will be the most popular answer....? rubschin:
Will be more polite than mine....... whistle:
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2014, 09:20:14 AM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
Linky please it may be time for some Saturday mind messing. eveilgrin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX) whistle:
What? There are no cities anywhere in Europe where everyone walks around naked.
And there are certainly NO such places in Italy.
You might encounter topless ladies at the beach, but that would be about it.
Anyway, nudity is perfectly natural and normal. It's your dirty mind that's the problem.
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1 out of 5
***** shut up
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2014, 09:26:53 AM
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Am I allowed a fringe in my passport? (Uk)?
Emilyy♥ :D! asked 5 mins ago -
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Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
Okay so Im a 15 year old female who is going to take her passport picture in a few weeks and i have a fringe because i dont have eyebrows.. Long story please dont judge:/
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Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
QuoteAm I allowed a fringe in my passport? (Uk)?
Emilyy♥ :D! asked 5 mins ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
Okay so Im a 15 year old female who is going to take her passport picture in a few weeks and i have a fringe because i dont have eyebrows.. Long story please dont judge:/
eeek:
Did you cook for her....... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2014, 09:37:10 AM
QuoteAm I allowed a fringe in my passport? (Uk)?
Emilyy♥ :D! asked 5 mins ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
Okay so Im a 15 year old female who is going to take her passport picture in a few weeks and i have a fringe because i dont have eyebrows.. Long story please dont judge:/
eeek:
Did you cook for her....... rubschin:
Doubt it, she still has a fringe apparently rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2014, 09:39:00 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2014, 10:17:38 AM
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2014, 10:26:20 AM
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2014, 10:28:39 AM
Are you seriously claiming that with all the years of bizarre exploits you have had you've never burned off your eyebrows ginge? rubschin:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2014, 10:32:49 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2014, 10:37:19 AM
I set fire to my nose once noooo:
Flaming sambuca? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2014, 03:25:11 PM
QuoteSo i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it
rubschin:
Linky please it may be time for some Saturday mind messing. eveilgrin:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX) whistle:
What? There are no cities anywhere in Europe where everyone walks around naked.
And there are certainly NO such places in Italy.
You might encounter topless ladies at the beach, but that would be about it.
Anyway, nudity is perfectly natural and normal. It's your dirty mind that's the problem.
Asker's Rating & Comment
1 out of 5
***** shut up
Arse it has been resolved. Damn you young Orla. evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 02:22:00 PM
I set fire to my nose once noooo:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4769492224/hAF246256/)
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2014, 07:13:47 AM
I set fire to my nose once noooo:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4769492224/hAF246256/)
happy001
Poor Miss D.... scared2:
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2014, 03:18:00 PM
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he catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....
Ropes eeek:
Boutique eeek:
I hardly know where to begin
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2014, 03:26:49 PM
Quotehe catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....
Ropes eeek:
Boutique eeek:
I hardly know where to begin
You can begin by posting a link! eveilgrin:
For Miss C like..... whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2014, 03:30:55 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2014, 03:43:38 PM
Quotehe catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....
Ropes eeek:
Boutique eeek:
I hardly know where to begin
It sounds like the kind of priestly advice you would have given if they had the misfortune to bump into you on your way back from a fancy dress party.
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2014, 03:47:39 PM
I am presently banned until I can get a new account noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2014, 03:51:15 PM
eveilgrin:
I am presently banned until I can get a new account noooo:
From the Church of Rome? eeek:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 24, 2014, 08:43:59 PM
Quotehe catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....
Ropes eeek:
Boutique eeek:
I hardly know where to begin
You can begin by posting a link! eveilgrin:
For Miss C like..... whistle:
Damn I have missed out yet again. evil:
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2014, 08:45:27 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 24, 2014, 09:47:04 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140223175422AA6b3Td (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140223175422AA6b3Td) :thumbsup:
As the priest is addressing both you and your husband it means that you are already married. You ma. y (within the Catholic church) only have one couple in a marriage. Should you wish to have several couples within your marriage may I suggest that you leave the Catholic church with immediate effect and get your self (and your husband) to SwingersRUs. SwingersRUs can be found in most big cities and as well as a communal 'anything goes' area where general orgies are held you will find several 'special' side rooms. Given your penchant for ropes and virgins I think that you, your husband and any of your err, other couples will be better suited to one of these side rooms.
I know that you want a ceremony but even at SwingersRUs you ARE NOT allowed to sacrifice virgins. Should you do so you will be immediately be ejected and banned from the establishment.
If your mother continues to stress you out I suggest that you take her along to SwingersRUs knowing where you are, what you are doing and how many people you are doing 'it' with will set her mind at rest. angel1
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2014, 09:57:09 PM
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 10:41:31 PM
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 05:39:28 AM
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2014, 06:37:32 AM
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2014, 07:33:57 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140223175422AA6b3Td (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140223175422AA6b3Td) :thumbsup:
As the priest is addressing both you and your husband it means that you are already married. You ma. y (within the Catholic church) only have one couple in a marriage. Should you wish to have several couples within your marriage may I suggest that you leave the Catholic church with immediate effect and get your self (and your husband) to SwingersRUs. SwingersRUs can be found in most big cities and as well as a communal 'anything goes' area where general orgies are held you will find several 'special' side rooms. Given your penchant for ropes and virgins I think that you, your husband and any of your err, other couples will be better suited to one of these side rooms.
I know that you want a ceremony but even at SwingersRUs you ARE NOT allowed to sacrifice virgins. Should you do so you will be immediately be ejected and banned from the establishment.
If your mother continues to stress you out I suggest that you take her along to SwingersRUs knowing where you are, what you are doing and how many people you are doing 'it' with will set her mind at rest. angel1
;D
I just voted for you.... Thumbs:
And you James.... ;)
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2014, 08:57:23 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd)
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2014, 09:18:41 AM
An open goal for Miss C :thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd)
eveilgrin:
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 09:29:30 AM
An open goal for Miss C :thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd)
eveilgrin:
Sinister:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2014, 09:46:04 AM
An open goal for Miss C :thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140224211020AA63fqd)
How lovely that you should choose to come and study in England. We will of course be most welcoming. If someone seems a little standoffish this can mean one of two things either that the person is a little shy or that they really don't like you.
We English do like our tea, it is a ritual that we partake of at least twice a day. Once upon rising and again in the afternoon at 3 o'clock (or 1500 hrs as you Americans like to say).
We are a very tolerant nation especially so of our 'young folk'. As a student you will be expected to join in with the revelry. You may be lucky enough to arrive just prior to 'Freshers Week' this is a year long festival of binge drinking. During this time you will NOT be expected to turn up for lectures unless they are in the afternoon and if you do so it is expected that you will fall asleep.
During this festival of fun and games you will be expected to perfect the talent of 'projectile vomiting and contract at least two sexually transmitted disease. These are easily contracted by doing something that is called 'shagging around'. I am not sure what the equivalent American term is but it means to 'shag' (have sex with) as many inebriated but willing males or females. Generally speaking 'sheep shagging' is only done in our rural areas and as you will be relatively close to London this will probably not apply, unless of course you are inclined that way. Your STDs will be something that you should be very proud of and they should be verified by an independent clinic who will give you a certificate which you should photograph and put on your social media sites ASAP or by waving your penis around in front of your house mates who will take at least two photographs which will be posted on Facebook and Twitter immediately.
One or two arrests are perfectly acceptable during this time. Some of the accepted ways of getting arrested are, whilst intoxicated going up to a police officer and shouting obscenities in his face, because we are tolerant this may not be enough you may have to vomit over him/her the other much used way is to get so 'pissed' (this is another name for intoxication) that whilst in the street and during daylight hours you remove all of your clothes and terrify young children and elderly people by running up to them, waggling your STD infested 'tackle' (penis) around and shouting 'have you ever seen anything like this'.
Once you are over this initial period you may want to settle down and lay low for a while, after which you could post more questions on here.
Enjoy your visit.
angel1
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2014, 09:51:56 AM
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 10:14:12 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 10:53:59 AM
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2014, 11:51:52 AM
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 09:09:52 AM
Should I be a mermaid for my wedding?
Kayla asked 7 hrs ago -
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Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
My boyfriend loves mermaids and he wants to have an underwater wedding which I will wear a mermaid tail for the wedding ceremony. We found an swimmable mermaid tail online which we can get tailored for me. The idea sounds awesome and cute but I don't know if I should do this or not. I can't hold my breath for the entire wedding ceremony and I can't keep coming up for air during the ceremony. I really want to do this for him but I don't know if its a good idea. Is it a good idea or a bad idea to do this ?
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 09:11:36 AM
Does stevie wonder know that he's black?
rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 09:20:32 AM
Does stevie wonder know that he's black?
rubschin:
Fake. noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2014, 10:18:16 AM
Should I be a mermaid for my wedding?
Kayla asked 7 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
My boyfriend loves mermaids and he wants to have an underwater wedding which I will wear a mermaid tail for the wedding ceremony. We found an swimmable mermaid tail online which we can get tailored for me. The idea sounds awesome and cute but I don't know if I should do this or not. I can't hold my breath for the entire wedding ceremony and I can't keep coming up for air during the ceremony. I really want to do this for him but I don't know if its a good idea. Is it a good idea or a bad idea to do this ?
***Snigger***
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Post by: Nick on February 27, 2014, 12:06:26 PM
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Where can i get poisenious stuff?
ozan asked 8 mins ago -
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Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
I live in the netherlands, europe and i'm 15 year old
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Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2014, 12:17:03 PM
QuoteWhere can i get poisenious stuff?
ozan asked 8 mins ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
I live in the netherlands, europe and i'm 15 year old
Post him your man-pot.... Thumbs:
scared2:
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2014, 12:20:13 PM
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2014, 03:23:18 PM
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Is it true in california there are large concerete apartment blocks?
Afghan asked 43 mins ago -
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Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
where white couples have sex?
Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2014, 08:12:05 PM
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I need a website that calculates the mid point between two places in the uk?
sunnys best friend asked 29 mins ago -
4 days left to answer
My friend and I live 300 miles apart and want to meet in a location roughly halfway between us. I can't find a website that calculates this for the uk although there are plenty for the USA!! I'm on the south coast of England and she is on the west coast of Wales.
It seems that "Look at a fucking map" is not an acceptable answer.
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2014, 08:15:54 PM
QuoteI need a website that calculates the mid point between two places in the uk?
sunnys best friend asked 29 mins ago -
4 days left to answer
My friend and I live 300 miles apart and want to meet in a location roughly halfway between us. I can't find a website that calculates this for the uk although there are plenty for the USA!! I'm on the south coast of England and she is on the west coast of Wales.
It seems that "Look at a fucking map" is not an acceptable answer.
lol:
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2014, 10:00:44 AM
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Where can 2cousins get married?
nascar2233 asked 5 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
me and my cousin are together and have been for over a year,,
we live in Oklahoma but found out we can not get married in Oklahoma
we would have to go to a state that allows it then come back to Oklahoma
so my question is if we in fact go to a state that allows it which is south Carolina
as we have gathered and then come back to Oklahoma would the state of Oklahoma
allow it and would we then be a legal couple in Oklahoma?
and please no rude or hateful comments just honest people out there
and thank you for the help and support,,
It seems that "Do you play the banjo?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 10:14:13 AM
QuoteWhere can 2cousins get married?
nascar2233 asked 5 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
me and my cousin are together and have been for over a year,,
we live in Oklahoma but found out we can not get married in Oklahoma
we would have to go to a state that allows it then come back to Oklahoma
so my question is if we in fact go to a state that allows it which is south Carolina
as we have gathered and then come back to Oklahoma would the state of Oklahoma
allow it and would we then be a legal couple in Oklahoma?
and please no rude or hateful comments just honest people out there
and thank you for the help and support,,
It seems that "Do you play the banjo?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2014, 12:22:51 PM
QuoteWhere can 2cousins get married?
nascar2233 asked 5 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
me and my cousin are together and have been for over a year,,
we live in Oklahoma but found out we can not get married in Oklahoma
we would have to go to a state that allows it then come back to Oklahoma
so my question is if we in fact go to a state that allows it which is south Carolina
as we have gathered and then come back to Oklahoma would the state of Oklahoma
allow it and would we then be a legal couple in Oklahoma?
and please no rude or hateful comments just honest people out there
and thank you for the help and support,,
It seems that "Do you play the banjo?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2014, 12:28:44 PM
QuoteWhere can 2cousins get married?
nascar2233 asked 5 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
me and my cousin are together and have been for over a year,,
we live in Oklahoma but found out we can not get married in Oklahoma
we would have to go to a state that allows it then come back to Oklahoma
so my question is if we in fact go to a state that allows it which is south Carolina
as we have gathered and then come back to Oklahoma would the state of Oklahoma
allow it and would we then be a legal couple in Oklahoma?
and please no rude or hateful comments just honest people out there
and thank you for the help and support,,
It seems that "Do you play the banjo?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
drumroll: drumroll: :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2014, 09:12:03 PM
QuoteWhere can 2cousins get married?
nascar2233 asked 5 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
me and my cousin are together and have been for over a year,,
we live in Oklahoma but found out we can not get married in Oklahoma
we would have to go to a state that allows it then come back to Oklahoma
so my question is if we in fact go to a state that allows it which is south Carolina
as we have gathered and then come back to Oklahoma would the state of Oklahoma
allow it and would we then be a legal couple in Oklahoma?
and please no rude or hateful comments just honest people out there
and thank you for the help and support,,
It seems that "Do you play the banjo?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
You may get away with suggesting Norfolk though rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2014, 09:13:01 PM
QuoteWhere can 2cousins get married?
nascar2233 asked 5 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States
me and my cousin are together and have been for over a year,,
we live in Oklahoma but found out we can not get married in Oklahoma
we would have to go to a state that allows it then come back to Oklahoma
so my question is if we in fact go to a state that allows it which is south Carolina
as we have gathered and then come back to Oklahoma would the state of Oklahoma
allow it and would we then be a legal couple in Oklahoma?
and please no rude or hateful comments just honest people out there
and thank you for the help and support,,
It seems that "Do you play the banjo?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
You may get away with suggesting Norfolk though rubschin:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2014, 05:03:04 PM
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BRITISH NATURALISTS: What are your favourite signs that spring has arrived?
Daniel Brown asked 3 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
My 2 favourite signs that spring is here is seeing the first Butterflies arrive (Usually Brimstone, Comma, Peacock, Red Admiral and Small Tortoishell) and the arrival of birds such as House Martin, Sand Martin, Swallow, Swift, Skylark, Linnet and Warblers to our shores.
But what signs that this wonderful season has sprung do you enjoy most?
It seems that "Tit Monday" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2014, 05:04:27 PM
QuoteBRITISH NATURALISTS: What are your favourite signs that spring has arrived?
Daniel Brown asked 3 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
My 2 favourite signs that spring is here is seeing the first Butterflies arrive (Usually Brimstone, Comma, Peacock, Red Admiral and Small Tortoishell) and the arrival of birds such as House Martin, Sand Martin, Swallow, Swift, Skylark, Linnet and Warblers to our shores.
But what signs that this wonderful season has sprung do you enjoy most?
It seems that "Tit Monday" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Post by: Steve on March 11, 2014, 12:21:45 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteBRITISH NATURALISTS: What are your favourite signs that spring has arrived?
Daniel Brown asked 3 hrs ago -
4 days left to answer
My 2 favourite signs that spring is here is seeing the first Butterflies arrive (Usually Brimstone, Comma, Peacock, Red Admiral and Small Tortoishell) and the arrival of birds such as House Martin, Sand Martin, Swallow, Swift, Skylark, Linnet and Warblers to our shores.
But what signs that this wonderful season has sprung do you enjoy most?
It seems that "Tit Monday" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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but it was the right answer
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2014, 11:38:10 AM
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Post by: Nick on March 12, 2014, 09:57:58 AM
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Do wigs suffocate head lice?rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 12, 2014, 01:14:53 PM
Whigs thoroughly purged the Tories from all major positions in government, the army, the Church of England, the legal profession and local officials. The leader of the Whigs was Robert Walpole, who maintained control of the government in the period 1721–1742; his protégé was Henry Pelham. There is therefore no reason to suppose that they would not be able to eradicate head lice.
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2014, 08:40:24 AM
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What parts of Melbourne would provide safety during a zombie invasion?
If a zombie outbreak were to happen, I would be prepared for such things to happen and know it's very possible for this to happen due to a newly discovered strain that has not yet been genetically decoded.
I also know there are other ones capable of doing this:
Pandoravirus
Pithovirus
Brain parasites
Neurotoxins
Toxoplasma Gondii (50% of Earth's population has contracted this) I know cats can transmit this virus by eating rats who came from sewers, then the cat leaving its droppings inside the owner's house. The virus made this possibly by making that host wanting to be captured by the cat.
Update 1: They are real, just like how we have one for cows.
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Post by: Nick on March 29, 2014, 09:52:39 AM
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Would a carving knife or a centrifuge be a good idea to debone a turkey?
For the centrifuge it will be at 400-1000rps
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2014, 10:06:14 AM
QuoteWould a carving knife or a centrifuge be a good idea to debone a turkey?
For the centrifuge it will be at 400-1000rps
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Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 07:21:52 AM
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Fatty employe is create too much food expense?
when before I am ask advice on hire fatty lady everyone here is make critic of me
so I am big heat person and hire her but now she is so too much greed for food
always due to my generousness I am take employe for lunch and I am pay ok but this woman is insist on more expense place and she is order more than all employe combined and she eat everything
and sometimes she is eat my food also. I am notice ever since she join I lost maybe 4 kilo as she is take my food at lunch and steal my snacks in office also
after lunch sometimes she is say feel sleepy and she insist on sleeping in my office as she is said it is comfort and she is say I am not should stay when in my office she is sleep as she is too much sexy and I will try and seduce!!!
can fatty be sexy?? and why handsome guy like me is seduce fatty??!!
how to deal plz as this situation is fault of yahoo qa who are make advice for hire fatty
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2014, 07:24:22 AM
QuoteFatty employe is create too much food expense?
when before I am ask advice on hire fatty lady everyone here is make critic of me
so I am big heat person and hire her but now she is so too much greed for food
always due to my generousness I am take employe for lunch and I am pay ok but this woman is insist on more expense place and she is order more than all employe combined and she eat everything
and sometimes she is eat my food also. I am notice ever since she join I lost maybe 4 kilo as she is take my food at lunch and steal my snacks in office also
after lunch sometimes she is say feel sleepy and she insist on sleeping in my office as she is said it is comfort and she is say I am not should stay when in my office she is sleep as she is too much sexy and I will try and seduce!!!
can fatty be sexy?? and why handsome guy like me is seduce fatty??!!
how to deal plz as this situation is fault of yahoo qa who are make advice for hire fatty
A relative of Apey? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 08:03:44 AM
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Okay here I am doing a backpacking trip through Europe, you might have seen another question of mine. Anyways, here is my itinerary!
• Fly into Denmark. Stay a Week! Leave for Amsterdam on 8th day.
• Stay in Amsterdam for three days. Leave on 4th day to Germany.
• Stay in Germany for six days. Leave on 7th day to Switzerland.
• Stay in Switzerland for five days. Leave on 6th day for Italy.
• Stay in Italy for six days. Leave on 7th day for France.
• Stay in France for six days. Leave on 7th day for Ireland.
• Stay in Ireland for five days. Leave on 6th day for Scotland.
• Stay in Scotland for two days. Leave on 3rd day for England.
• Stay in England for 10 days. Take Fairy back to Denmark and then rent car back to airport
where we will leave for America on 11th day.
The few questions I have is this.
What are the differences between eurail.com and raileurope.com
if i by a eurail pass for 15 days in 2 months. Does that mean I can travel 15 days in total within those two months.
If so do you think that is sufficient enough?
How do I know where the trains are at?
How do I know which ones are needed to make reservations for?
How much do the reservations usually cost and do all places require it?
How do I get from Denmark to Amsterdam sense according to the map it isn't included in the eurail pass.
Thanks!
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2014, 08:16:13 AM
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When did the x years in history occur?
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Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 06:04:45 AM
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Traveling to Malta - NO FLYING!?
My mum wants to go to Malta for a holiday but she has a fear of flying. Is there any combination of cruising/rail/driving we can take to get from Sydney to Valletta. And preferably the shortest distance if possible. Not sure what time of year but perhaps between September-January.
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Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 09:42:27 AM
I hear Malaysia Airlines offer an underwater plane nowadaysQuoteTraveling to Malta - NO FLYING!?
My mum wants to go to Malta for a holiday but she has a fear of flying. Is there any combination of cruising/rail/driving we can take to get from Sydney to Valletta. And preferably the shortest distance if possible. Not sure what time of year but perhaps between September-January.
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2014, 10:19:05 AM
drumroll:I hear Malaysia Airlines offer an underwater plane nowadaysQuoteTraveling to Malta - NO FLYING!?
My mum wants to go to Malta for a holiday but she has a fear of flying. Is there any combination of cruising/rail/driving we can take to get from Sydney to Valletta. And preferably the shortest distance if possible. Not sure what time of year but perhaps between September-January.
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 02:24:40 PM
During his power what did hurler ban for all people not just Jews
Answers (6)Rated Highest
Cacoethes Scribendi answered 5 hrs ago
Hurler? HURLER?
Do you mean HITLER?
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keith answered 5 hrs ago
Who is Hurler?
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Killer answered 6 hrs ago
because he was a dick
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Ray answered 3 hrs ago
Hurler Ban, the eldest child of Tali Ban, was born in Ollystan. That is all that is known about him. Some say he lives in a bricked up cave with only a tiny window for people to hand him food and lavatory paper.
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ammianus answered 4 hrs ago
Poor spelling and a lack of capitalization.
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Edward answered 5 hrs ago
He burned a sithload of books and banned the people from reading certain authors.
The Boy Scouts.
Interracial sex and Homosexuality
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2014, 05:47:09 PM
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Post by: Barman on June 06, 2014, 06:12:27 PM
How much does the average one way ticket cost?
rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2014, 09:20:24 AM
How much does the average one way ticket cost?
rubschin:
"A bit more than half the price of a return" ::)
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2014, 07:44:18 AM
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What am I going to do with a handknitted wedding cake?
I have my wedding in a week and my knitting mad mum has shown me today a handknitted wedding cake that she has made for us over the past few weeks complete with knitted me and my hubbie to be on top.
She is planning to bring it along on the day and wants to display it at the wedding reception.
I honestly don't like handknitted items and the thought is making me cringe. what am i going to do?...
I knows it a small problem but we only gave ourselves 8 weeks to plan our wedding and i think we have managed to get everything perfect with a simple elegant wedding. Handknitted wedding cakes wasn't on my must have list. :(
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2014, 08:30:13 AM
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I've wrote a book..... Now what?
Over the passed year I've been working on a book.. I'm very proud of it, it's a fantasy story.. It combines innovation with old fashion storytelling. But I now have a big problem.. What do I do now?
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2014, 08:43:36 AM
Ernie Wise writes:QuoteI've wrote a book..... Now what?
Over the passed year I've been working on a book.. I'm very proud of it, it's a fantasy story.. It combines innovation with old fashion storytelling. But I now have a big problem.. What do I do now?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2014, 09:54:03 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Ernie Wise writes:QuoteI've wrote a book..... Now what?
Over the passed year I've been working on a book.. I'm very proud of it, it's a fantasy story.. It combines innovation with old fashion storytelling. But I now have a big problem.. What do I do now?
lol: lol: lol:
"Ernie Wise" rubschin:
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2014, 09:55:14 AM
Shoot the Mum?QuoteWhat am I going to do with a handknitted wedding cake?
I have my wedding in a week and my knitting mad mum has shown me today a handknitted wedding cake that she has made for us over the past few weeks complete with knitted me and my hubbie to be on top.
She is planning to bring it along on the day and wants to display it at the wedding reception.
I honestly don't like handknitted items and the thought is making me cringe. what am i going to do?...
I knows it a small problem but we only gave ourselves 8 weeks to plan our wedding and i think we have managed to get everything perfect with a simple elegant wedding. Handknitted wedding cakes wasn't on my must have list. :(
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2014, 02:39:41 PM
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How long havin an ababy?
how do u find out if u are preg. is it because the ababy kicks u.
then what do u do. do u go the hospitel to check??
then it takes six months for the ababy to be ready to come out of the person
then does the man use a see thru (what is this called.) to see if its a boyor girl.
how long havin an ababy?? then answer my mother questino please https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140608070509AAQqJ7L
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2014, 03:22:21 PM
QuoteHow long havin an ababy?
how do u find out if u are preg. is it because the ababy kicks u.
then what do u do. do u go the hospitel to check??
then it takes six months for the ababy to be ready to come out of the person
then does the man use a see thru (what is this called.) to see if its a boyor girl.
how long havin an ababy?? then answer my mother questino please https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140608070509AAQqJ7L
A good case for sterilisation IMHO whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2014, 07:45:35 PM
QuoteWhat am I going to do with a handknitted wedding cake?
I have my wedding in a week and my knitting mad mum has shown me today a handknitted wedding cake that she has made for us over the past few weeks complete with knitted me and my hubbie to be on top.
She is planning to bring it along on the day and wants to display it at the wedding reception.
I honestly don't like handknitted items and the thought is making me cringe. what am i going to do?...
I knows it a small problem but we only gave ourselves 8 weeks to plan our wedding and i think we have managed to get everything perfect with a simple elegant wedding. Handknitted wedding cakes wasn't on my must have list. :(
A wedding hat for Nick? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2014, 07:47:13 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2014, 07:54:29 PM
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2014, 06:25:42 AM
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Is it possible for me to have an American accent in my poetry?
When I'm from the UK ... ???
' Example ''
Hey Bud
They're a cowmen
'What words rhyme with ''Cowmen ? I'm stuck
It seems that hymen is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2014, 06:50:28 AM
QuoteIs it possible for me to have an American accent in my poetry?
When I'm from the UK ... ???
' Example ''
Hey Bud
They're a cowmen
'What words rhyme with ''Cowmen ? I'm stuck
It seems that hymen is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Post by: barmisspah? on June 18, 2014, 02:58:47 PM
QuoteIs it possible for me to have an American accent in my poetry?
When I'm from the UK ... ???
' Example ''
Hey Bud
They're a cowmen
'What words rhyme with ''Cowmen ? I'm stuck
It seems that hymen is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol:
How about
A dancin with the wowmen
& roamin in the glomen.
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2014, 12:14:04 PM
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2014, 07:19:16 PM
What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch....................... rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 05:42:17 AM
What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch....................... rubschin:
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 24, 2014, 01:45:52 PM
What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch....................... rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I've always wondered about the braille on lift buttons - how do they know where the lift buttons are in the first place? rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2014, 03:28:03 PM
What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch....................... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
I've always wondered about the braille on lift buttons - how do they know where the lift buttons are in the first place? rubschin:
I guess they get a feel for it. ;)
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 03:32:26 PM
What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch....................... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
I've always wondered about the braille on lift buttons - how do they know where the lift buttons are in the first place? rubschin:
I guess they get a feel for it. ;)
;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch....................... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
I've always wondered about the braille on lift buttons - how do they know where the lift buttons are in the first place? rubschin:
I guess they get a feel for it. ;)
You have to hand it to them.
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2014, 07:39:49 PM
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2014, 06:01:23 PM
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What is the best satnav to drive from uk to spain price is not an issue?
hi, ill be driving to and from tenereife from the uk, i was wondering if anyone else has done this trip and can recomend a reliable satnav and additional downloads needed, it will be my first time driving abroad so i want somthing real easy to understand with minimal issues lol, quite nervous lol. thanks in advance, Brett.
noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2014, 03:36:15 PM
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Cash out money in spain?
Hi guys, im at spain at the moment and wanted to know something, i want to cash out £120 but when i cash this money i get it in euros right? But normally if i was to cash out in London and convert it i get more... So if i just wanted to cash out £120 i get €120 then right?
noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2014, 03:41:59 PM
Quote from: NickCash out money in spain?
Hi guys, im at spain at the moment and wanted to know something, i want to cash out £120 but when i cash this money i get it in euros right? But normally if i was to cash out in London and convert it i get more... So if i just wanted to cash out £120 i get €120 then right?
noooo:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2014, 03:47:00 PM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 05, 2014, 06:34:42 PM
QuoteWhat is the best satnav to drive from uk to spain price is not an issue?
hi, ill be driving to and from tenereife from the uk, i was wondering if anyone else has done this trip and can recomend a reliable satnav and additional downloads needed, it will be my first time driving abroad so i want somthing real easy to understand with minimal issues lol, quite nervous lol. thanks in advance, Brett.
noooo:
Can you get sat-navs for sumbarines then?
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2014, 10:06:56 PM
noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2014, 08:14:40 AM
http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=54292 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=54292)
noooo:
;D
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2014, 06:49:22 AM
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Cheap fire breathing lessons?!?
I want to do fire breathing lessons and all kind of fire tricks but they're all so expensive! Does anyone know where there are cheaper ones? I've only found £150+ per lesson :( preferably in Cambridge area!!
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Post by: Barman on July 07, 2014, 08:52:17 AM
QuoteCheap fire breathing lessons?!?
I want to do fire breathing lessons and all kind of fire tricks but they're all so expensive! Does anyone know where there are cheaper ones? I've only found £150+ per lesson :( preferably in Cambridge area!!
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rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
http://www.thefireschool.co.uk/courses/4574300685 (http://www.thefireschool.co.uk/courses/4574300685)
Though fire eating isn't the strangest lesson they have...
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Fire Nipple Tassels
a good level of tassel twirling is required - Redsarah Teaches 7 ways to twirl a tassel as a separate class if you require that before hand get in touch .
learn how to spin fire from your tatas !!!
1 hour class
£75
if you want to order fire tassels they are £70 without rhinestones or £100 with stones.
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Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2014, 09:45:12 AM
I was curious so I had a look at some prices, £140 for fire breathing lessons here rubschin:
http://www.thefireschool.co.uk/courses/4574300685 (http://www.thefireschool.co.uk/courses/4574300685)
Though fire eating isn't the strangest lesson they have...QuoteFire Nipple Tassels
a good level of tassel twirling is required - Redsarah Teaches 7 ways to twirl a tassel as a separate class if you require that before hand get in touch .
learn how to spin fire from your tatas !!!
1 hour class
£75
if you want to order fire tassels they are £70 without rhinestones or £100 with stones.
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2014, 11:51:40 AM
I was curious so I had a look at some prices, £140 for fire breathing lessons here rubschin:
http://www.thefireschool.co.uk/courses/4574300685 (http://www.thefireschool.co.uk/courses/4574300685)
Though fire eating isn't the strangest lesson they have...QuoteFire Nipple Tassels
a good level of tassel twirling is required - Redsarah Teaches 7 ways to twirl a tassel as a separate class if you require that before hand get in touch .
learn how to spin fire from your tatas !!!
1 hour class
£75
if you want to order fire tassels they are £70 without rhinestones or £100 with stones.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Shocked:
Post by: barmisspah? on July 07, 2014, 12:01:13 PM
QuoteWhat is the best satnav to drive from uk to spain price is not an issue?
hi, ill be driving to and from tenereife from the uk, i was wondering if anyone else has done this trip and can recomend a reliable satnav and additional downloads needed, it will be my first time driving abroad so i want somthing real easy to understand with minimal issues lol, quite nervous lol. thanks in advance, Brett.
noooo:
You should have replied that any make would do, as long as it was waterproof.
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2014, 09:13:25 PM
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Questions about wedding?
Does both the bride and the groom's parents need to attend the wedding?
If yes, what if either the bride's parents or the groom's parents died before the bride and groom got married?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2014, 01:06:31 PM
QuoteQuestions about wedding?
Does both the bride and the groom's parents need to attend the wedding?
If yes, what if either the bride's parents or the groom's parents died before the bride and groom got married?
Shrugs:
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Post by: Nick on July 16, 2014, 03:40:30 PM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2014, 03:21:00 PM
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Question about Israel geography?
Update : Years ago I saw photos of a really high wall being built. Where the fighting is going on, I guess there is no wall.
It seems that "You don't know much about rockets, do you?" is not an acceptable answer redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2014, 07:06:39 AM
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 07:21:27 AM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140723074623AAh1chG (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140723074623AAh1chG) :thumbsup:
;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2014, 09:30:03 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140723074623AAh1chG (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140723074623AAh1chG) :thumbsup:Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 08:45:12 AM
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How do obtain an inmates dress measurments?
My father is getting married and my sister is currently in jail as well as in the bridal party.... the bridal party must order the dresses prior to her homecoming and I need her measurements yet can't get them from the prison facility. Help
noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2014, 09:23:27 AM
QuoteHow do obtain an inmates dress measurments?
My father is getting married and my sister is currently in jail as well as in the bridal party.... the bridal party must order the dresses prior to her homecoming and I need her measurements yet can't get them from the prison facility. Help
noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 04:53:50 PM
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Biffa recruitment requirements? (wirral or liverpool area)?
I have thought of being a Binman since I was in my late teens, I have a strong stomach and I would not mind dealing with day to day waste.
My question is, what is involved? Any specific training or experience?
I have not worked for about 5 or so years as I have been a carer but the time has come and I want to get out there and do something with myself.
Thanks for all help.
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2014, 05:56:58 PM
Scouser ambition:QuoteBiffa recruitment requirements? (wirral or liverpool area)?
I have thought of being a Binman since I was in my late teens, I have a strong stomach and I would not mind dealing with day to day waste.
My question is, what is involved? Any specific training or experience?
I have not worked for about 5 or so years as I have been a carer but the time has come and I want to get out there and do something with myself.
Thanks for all help.
noooo:
ENcourage HIm ANd GEt HIm OFf THe SCrounge. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 06:13:16 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2014, 06:35:09 PM
Fair point but who dreams of being a bin man? noooo: noooo:
At least he will pay in to the system. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 06:36:48 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2014, 06:47:08 PM
Not as much as my fucking enormous tax bill next week evil:
How does it feel to be paying for 'the rest of them' ? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 06:49:55 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2014, 06:54:16 PM
Been doing it for years noooo:
Nope. noooo:
I was referring to paying out humungous amounts to keep arseholes in a 'lifestyle' they think are justified to.
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2014, 07:05:49 PM
Fair point but who dreams of being a bin man? noooo: noooo:a bog cleaner?
Some more here
http://youtu.be/SentQjMIioY (http://youtu.be/SentQjMIioY)
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2014, 07:42:00 AM
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How many weeks is 75 days please answer as this has got to do with a passport on how long it will take im so bad at maths and unpatient?
any answers are great! will award points x
noooo:
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2014, 08:34:39 AM
QuoteHow many weeks is 75 days please answer as this has got to do with a passport on how long it will take im so bad at maths and unpatient?
any answers are great! will award points x
noooo:
What time of the year FFS, the days are longer in summer whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2014, 08:41:52 AM
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Is it really expensive to travel to Spain?rubschin:
I'm wanting to go to Spain I don't know how much money I would have to save in order to make the travel possible can anyone help? Please
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2014, 09:31:25 AM
QuoteHow many weeks is 75 days please answer as this has got to do with a passport on how long it will take im so bad at maths and unpatient?
any answers are great! will award points x
noooo:
What time of the year FFS, the days are longer in summer whistle:
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Post by: Barman on July 27, 2014, 09:49:05 AM
QuoteHow many weeks is 75 days please answer as this has got to do with a passport on how long it will take im so bad at maths and unpatient?
any answers are great! will award points x
noooo:
What time of the year FFS, the days are longer in summer whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2014, 07:23:02 AM
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Just passed my driving test n I wnt 2 visit London from Wales. I've 2 go thro d motorway, does any1 ve anY advice 4 me, I dn't ve a satnav ?noooo:
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2014, 07:52:06 AM
QuoteJust passed my driving test n I wnt 2 visit London from Wales. I've 2 go thro d motorway, does any1 ve anY advice 4 me, I dn't ve a satnav ?noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2014, 09:50:24 AM
When half way over the Severn Bridge, accelerate hard and turn sharp left. We don't want any idiot text speakers here.QuoteJust passed my driving test n I wnt 2 visit London from Wales. I've 2 go thro d motorway, does any1 ve anY advice 4 me, I dn't ve a satnav ?noooo:
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2014, 11:11:38 AM
When half way over the Severn Bridge, accelerate hard and turn sharp left. We don't want any idiot text speakers here.QuoteJust passed my driving test n I wnt 2 visit London from Wales. I've 2 go thro d motorway, does any1 ve anY advice 4 me, I dn't ve a satnav ?noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 03:17:30 PM
When half way over the Severn Bridge, accelerate hard and turn sharp left. We don't want any idiot text speakers here.QuoteJust passed my driving test n I wnt 2 visit London from Wales. I've 2 go thro d motorway, does any1 ve anY advice 4 me, I dn't ve a satnav ?noooo:
Having seen some welsh place names I'd have thought he would fit right in whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 08:11:16 AM
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Can i febreze my dog?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 10:34:59 AM
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Guest to a Medieval wedding, what to wear?
Update : I need a medieval themed outfit to wear to the wedding. Are there any features that are most common with medieval clothing? Any basic things I can get to look medieval?
Thanks
Update 2: I'm an 20 year old female by the way
It seems that "suit of armour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 10:43:38 AM
lol:QuoteGuest to a Medieval wedding, what to wear?
Update : I need a medieval themed outfit to wear to the wedding. Are there any features that are most common with medieval clothing? Any basic things I can get to look medieval?
Thanks
Update 2: I'm an 20 year old female by the way
It seems that "suit of armour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
chastity belt?
I guess Iron Maiden would be a real noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2014, 01:28:15 PM
lol:QuoteGuest to a Medieval wedding, what to wear?
Update : I need a medieval themed outfit to wear to the wedding. Are there any features that are most common with medieval clothing? Any basic things I can get to look medieval?
Thanks
Update 2: I'm an 20 year old female by the way
It seems that "suit of armour" is not an acceptable answer redface:
chastity belt?
I guess Iron Maiden would be a real noooo:
She would run to the hills if you suggested that as an outfit. whistle:
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 02:27:20 PM
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2014, 09:36:32 AM
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Can my fiance ship his sperm directly to me from LA to Florida? we'd like to start a family and it's hard to get together at the right time?
eeek:
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2014, 03:03:15 PM
QuoteCan my fiance ship his sperm directly to me from LA to Florida? we'd like to start a family and it's hard to get together at the right time?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 17, 2014, 04:43:48 PM
QuoteCan my fiance ship his sperm directly to me from LA to Florida? we'd like to start a family and it's hard to get together at the right time?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Having, on occasion, watched the odd film of a 'certain nature', I've seen some amazing 'shots' - but none would reach from LA to FLA . . .
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2014, 06:48:22 AM
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What is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2014, 06:59:11 AM
QuoteWhat is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2014, 08:20:19 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: barmisspah? on August 20, 2014, 02:41:42 PM
QuoteWhat is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
Bet elf n safety would have something to say about that.
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2014, 03:40:17 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
happy001QuoteWhat is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
Bet elf n safety would have something to say about that.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2014, 04:54:15 PM
QuoteWhat is the cheapest way to get from London to Amsterdam (August 23rd-August 27th)?rubschin: rubschin:
We were thinking an overnight fairy to save on hostel costs as well.
Bet elf n safety would have something to say about that.
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2014, 03:00:22 PM
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Jogging naked in MK area?eeek:
Moved to Milton Keynes last year. Where I lived previously there were several areas where I could jog/run naked
Is anyone aware of any similar places in that area?
I do not want to offend or upset anyone obviously
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2014, 03:27:07 PM
QuoteJogging naked in MK area?eeek:
Moved to Milton Keynes last year. Where I lived previously there were several areas where I could jog/run naked
Is anyone aware of any similar places in that area?
I do not want to offend or upset anyone obviously
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2014, 07:08:45 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:QuoteJogging naked in MK area?eeek:
Moved to Milton Keynes last year. Where I lived previously there were several areas where I could jog/run naked
Is anyone aware of any similar places in that area?
I do not want to offend or upset anyone obviously
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2014, 12:32:02 PM
Is it true that Hitler was assassinated before he killed himself?
How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
How were horses invented and who invented them?
Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
Where do the stars above Ireland go during the day?
Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
When scientists visited Titanic in that sub thing, were there any survivors
My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
If I buy a jacket I have to say whether I want a single or double breasted is it the same for a bra?
Who would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?
I have a coracle.
Can my normal doctor treat it or do I have to go to a special clinic?
English Perspective about a nun?
I was dating this girl for over two and a half years, like since high school, and she told me a few days ago that she wanted to become a nun.
I don't know much about catholic's or anything, but I thought you had to be a virgin to become a nun? But i know for SURE that she is not even kind of a virgin. We were together, but we had an understanding. I do my thing, she does her thing, but no kissing and we tell each other. My friend had a 3 way with her and this kid from school at this party last summer up in my parents bathroom. THAT doesn't seem like a very nunny thing to do does it? My fellow Americans have let me down in their responses. Maybe the great English could offer their thoughts.
My question is, if a girl wants to be a nun, can she have 3 ways with two other guys, one that isn't even me, in my parents bathroom and still become a nun, or do they do pre-nun tests?
Lik
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2014, 04:47:23 PM
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2014, 02:26:22 PM
My boyfriend and I were talking about our favourite features of each other.. Then he mentioned my chest and the fact that it's a perfect size, not too big and not too small, that it intrigues and entices him'. 'They look marvellous". That "normally he's a leg guy but I could convert him"
What does this mean?! What do guys do if they like breasts? We have only been dating for a month and haven't kissed yet.
NickSick
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
What does it mean if my bf said he is enticed by my breasts?
My boyfriend and I were talking about our favourite features of each other.. Then he mentioned my chest and the fact that it's a perfect size, not too big and not too small, that it intrigues and entices him'. 'They look marvellous". That "normally he's a leg guy but I could convert him"
What does this mean?! What do guys do if they like breasts? We have only been dating for a month and haven't kissed yet.
NickSick
noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2014, 04:01:30 PM
My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
I'm assuming the answer "buy a pack of ping pong balls and some plastic skittles" would end up in the realm of Nick's inappropriate replies lol:
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2014, 04:03:05 PM
My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
I'm assuming the answer "buy a pack of ping pong balls and some plastic skittles" would end up in the realm of Nick's inappropriate replies lol:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2014, 04:14:11 PM
Hello, I am looking for nice small medical town in North France where I could stey for a weekend with my girlfriend.
rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2014, 04:18:31 PM
What does it mean if my bf said he is enticed by my breasts?
My boyfriend and I were talking about our favourite features of each other.. Then he mentioned my chest and the fact that it's a perfect size, not too big and not too small, that it intrigues and entices him'. 'They look marvellous". That "normally he's a leg guy but I could convert him"
What does this mean?! What do guys do if they like breasts? We have only been dating for a month and haven't kissed yet.
NickSick
She needs to be introduced to 'the throbber'. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
I'm assuming the answer "buy a pack of ping pong balls and some plastic skittles" would end up in the realm of Nick's inappropriate replies lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2014, 04:19:40 PM
What does it mean if my bf said he is enticed by my breasts?
My boyfriend and I were talking about our favourite features of each other.. Then he mentioned my chest and the fact that it's a perfect size, not too big and not too small, that it intrigues and entices him'. 'They look marvellous". That "normally he's a leg guy but I could convert him"
What does this mean?! What do guys do if they like breasts? We have only been dating for a month and haven't kissed yet.
NickSick
She needs to be introduced to 'the throbber'. Thumbs:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2014, 04:22:16 PM
What does it mean if my bf said he is enticed by my breasts?
My boyfriend and I were talking about our favourite features of each other.. Then he mentioned my chest and the fact that it's a perfect size, not too big and not too small, that it intrigues and entices him'. 'They look marvellous". That "normally he's a leg guy but I could convert him"
What does this mean?! What do guys do if they like breasts? We have only been dating for a month and haven't kissed yet.
NickSick
She needs to be introduced to 'the throbber'. Thumbs:
eeek: eeek:
Even the lezzas cannot go without it....some of my best customers. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2014, 04:25:35 PM
North France destination?
Hello, I am looking for nice small medical town in North France where I could stey for a weekend with my girlfriend.
rubschin:
"Medical town"?
rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2014, 04:54:27 PM
Post by: barmisspah? on August 29, 2014, 11:34:58 AM
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2014, 08:03:15 AM
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Who's the daddy...?
I've been married 6 months ...
I slept with my husbands best mate ( his best man @ wedding ) the weekend before my wedding and everyday up till the wedding and four time since .
I've also had sex with his sisters husband 3 times in the last two months. I went to a leaving party last month and ended up having sex with a stranger I met at the party
Now I'm pregnant and don't know who's the daddy .... It could be any of guys.
I have needs my husband is in the army and is away on tour 5-6 months of the year .
I know his brother in-law won't say anything as he's married and has two kids the youngest is four months old and for his best mate he defiantly want say a thing as his friendship means a lot to him and won't risk it . I don't know the stranger for bar so he won't say anything.
Before anyone says have a termination it out of the question as I had on 4 months back as I knew my husband wasn't the baby's father so I couldn't keep it.
HELP......
eeek:
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2014, 08:13:33 AM
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2014, 08:34:19 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2014, 09:33:30 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 01, 2014, 12:09:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2014, 01:20:57 PM
did she post her phone number... rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2014, 04:26:10 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
did she post her phone number... rubschin:
Spank2:
Post by: boogs on September 01, 2014, 07:53:43 PM
QuoteWho's the daddy...?
I've been married 6 months ...
I slept with my husbands best mate ( his best man @ wedding ) the weekend before my wedding and everyday up till the wedding and four time since .
I've also had sex with his sisters husband 3 times in the last two months. I went to a leaving party last month and ended up having sex with a stranger I met at the party
Now I'm pregnant and don't know who's the daddy .... It could be any of guys.
I have needs my husband is in the army and is away on tour 5-6 months of the year .
I know his brother in-law won't say anything as he's married and has two kids the youngest is four months old and for his best mate he defiantly want say a thing as his friendship means a lot to him and won't risk it . I don't know the stranger for bar so he won't say anything.
Before anyone says have a termination it out of the question as I had on 4 months back as I knew my husband wasn't the baby's father so I couldn't keep it.
HELP......
eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo: unbelievable ... poor sod married that Shocked:
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 10:38:02 AM
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Where i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?char048 char048
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2014, 11:21:14 AM
QuoteWhere i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?char048 char048
And the answer was .... rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2014, 12:13:40 PM
QuoteWhere i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?char048 char048
10/10 for free publicity.
I had never heard of the vacuous bimbo until now.
Post by: boogs on September 02, 2014, 12:42:26 PM
QuoteWhere i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?char048 char048
10/10 for free publicity.
I had never heard of the vacuous bimbo until now.
Me neither redface:
Post by: barmisspah? on September 02, 2014, 02:53:29 PM
QuoteWho's the daddy...?
I've been married 6 months ...
I slept with my husbands best mate ( his best man @ wedding ) the weekend before my wedding and everyday up till the wedding and four time since .
I've also had sex with his sisters husband 3 times in the last two months. I went to a leaving party last month and ended up having sex with a stranger I met at the party
Now I'm pregnant and don't know who's the daddy .... It could be any of guys.
I have needs my husband is in the army and is away on tour 5-6 months of the year .
I know his brother in-law won't say anything as he's married and has two kids the youngest is four months old and for his best mate he defiantly want say a thing as his friendship means a lot to him and won't risk it . I don't know the stranger for bar so he won't say anything.
Before anyone says have a termination it out of the question as I had on 4 months back as I knew my husband wasn't the baby's father so I couldn't keep it.
HELP......
eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo: unbelievable ... poor sod married that Shocked:
Is she for real or a wind up.
I wonder sometimes, they can't all be that thick can they?
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 02:54:29 PM
Post by: barmisspah? on September 02, 2014, 03:14:34 PM
It's real. I can spot the spoof questions a mile off, so yes, they really are dim!
noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2014, 03:36:31 PM
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My friends are gay !!?eeek:
I'm 23 years old male and I think my best friends are gay, when we all are alone they act like gays, they kiss and cuddle and touch each others ***** and they even finger each other asses and when I ask them are you gay they answer no, they are just friends and they do this just for fun, and all of them have girl friends, so why they do this and they have girlfriends?!!
One day one of my best friends was sleeping in my home with me and because I have only one bed In my room we slept on one bed, when I was about to fall asleep he hugged me and started to kiss me, I get up and asked what he is doing, he told me he was just hugging me because we are best friends and he like me . Should I stop being their friend or what should I do ? I like them and they are really my best friends they never did something bad to me except forcing me to get naked like they always do when we are Alone
What should I do ??! Thanks for any answer
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2014, 03:54:46 PM
QuoteMy friends are gay !!?eeek:
I'm 23 years old male and I think my best friends are gay, when we all are alone they act like gays, they kiss and cuddle and touch each others ***** and they even finger each other asses and when I ask them are you gay they answer no, they are just friends and they do this just for fun, and all of them have girl friends, so why they do this and they have girlfriends?!!
One day one of my best friends was sleeping in my home with me and because I have only one bed In my room we slept on one bed, when I was about to fall asleep he hugged me and started to kiss me, I get up and asked what he is doing, he told me he was just hugging me because we are best friends and he like me . Should I stop being their friend or what should I do ? I like them and they are really my best friends they never did something bad to me except forcing me to get naked like they always do when we are Alone
What should I do ??! Thanks for any answer
Your reply:
Are they all ginger? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2014, 07:45:27 AM
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Is it quicker to fly from Boston to Los Angeles or to drive?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2014, 09:05:23 AM
QuoteIs it quicker to fly from Boston to Los Angeles or to drive?
Driving is quicker if you start from Los Angeles. The drive to Boston airport will take quite a while from there.
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 08:20:25 AM
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I caught my son masturbating to Mary Poppins! What do I do?eeek:
I got home early from work and I went inside from the kitchen door. I heard someone in the living room and didn't think anything of it. After a few minutes of getting situated from getting off work I walk towards the living room and I hear my son saying "Mary Poppins, you nasty *****" and other similar words. Concerned, I finally enter the living room to catch my son masturbating to the movie Mary Poppins. I ran out the room and I don't think he noticed because he's still in the room masturbating. I don't know how to handle this. Why doesn't he just go to his room and masturbate to porn on the internet like a regular person?
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2014, 08:50:19 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteI caught my son masturbating to Mary Poppins! What do I do?eeek:
I got home early from work and I went inside from the kitchen door. I heard someone in the living room and didn't think anything of it. After a few minutes of getting situated from getting off work I walk towards the living room and I hear my son saying "Mary Poppins, you nasty *****" and other similar words. Concerned, I finally enter the living room to catch my son masturbating to the movie Mary Poppins. I ran out the room and I don't think he noticed because he's still in the room masturbating. I don't know how to handle this. Why doesn't he just go to his room and masturbate to porn on the internet like a regular person?
Do they not see the innuendo in "I don't know how to handle this. "? But then anyone who says "After a few minutes of getting situated from getting off work " should be lucky their son isn't already an axe murderer
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 08:59:50 AM
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I'm doing hw that's due tomorrow, and I'm stuck on a question, can you maybe help me?
'what contribution do birth and death rate make to population growth?'
Thnx!!!
Banghead
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 10:30:41 AM
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Can someone please tell me how to cook my anal prolapse? I'm actually dying of starvation... please help don't report!?
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Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 03:45:52 PM
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Masturbation question.?
I'm 17 and have only ever masturbated with the shower head. I tried to insert my finger into my vagina and I know it's not just straight up into you stomach but more towards the back. I got up to my knuckle and I hit some thing I pushed on it a little bit but it started to itch and hurt a little. I tried moving it into a different position but the same thing happened. Can anyone help me? I have no idea and I'm not experienced at this at all, I was defiantly wet and turned on. I can't even insert a tampon. Please help. I'm worried! Thank you a lot in advance
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I pointed out that she can't spell definitely angel1
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 04:01:15 PM
QuoteMasturbation question.?
I'm 17 and have only ever masturbated with the shower head. I tried to insert my finger into my vagina and I know it's not just straight up into you stomach but more towards the back. I got up to my knuckle and I hit some thing I pushed on it a little bit but it started to itch and hurt a little. I tried moving it into a different position but the same thing happened. Can anyone help me? I have no idea and I'm not experienced at this at all, I was defiantly wet and turned on. I can't even insert a tampon. Please help. I'm worried! Thank you a lot in advanceQuote
I pointed out that she can't spell definitely angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2F671rdjcht%2Fshower.jpg&hash=a72fc553e0b770ea1bcad30f294637502b5288f1) (http://postimg.org/image/671rdjcht/) eeek:
Give it time.
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Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 04:04:31 PM
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2014, 08:02:14 AM
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When did Russia bomb Pearl Harbor?Banghead
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2014, 01:13:24 PM
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How was the life of WW1 soldiers different from "Normal" life?
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2014, 01:15:07 PM
QuoteHow was the life of WW1 soldiers different from "Normal" life?
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2014, 07:05:07 AM
So I am looking after my friends hamster for 2 weeks cuz he is on holiday in Florida. He said it would be easy all I have to do is feed it and make sure it has water. Also to make sure the bedding is clean.
When I was in my room today I let it run around my room cuz there is no where it could hide, but then I didn't notice my door was open just a bit.
I totally forgot about the hamster for about 5 minuets until my sister came in saying the hover stopped working.
I went to have a look, when I opened it up I found the hamster stuck in the bag.
It was covered in dust, so I wiped it off with a cloth. But It wasn't moving, I put it back in its cage to see if it got any better. I double checked it had enough food and water (it did), but it still wasn't moving, even when I put it in its favourite wheel.
Please could someone tell me how to get the hamster working again.
Thanks.
Post by: barmisspah? on September 17, 2014, 02:13:41 PM
I thought everyone knew that.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2014, 02:28:22 PM
Put it back in the hoover bag & turn it on to blow instead of suck.I think that is something just wimmin know about. noooo:
I thought everyone knew that.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 06:52:16 PM
My Hamster isn't working?
So I am looking after my friends hamster for 2 weeks cuz he is on holiday in Florida. He said it would be easy all I have to do is feed it and make sure it has water. Also to make sure the bedding is clean.
When I was in my room today I let it run around my room cuz there is no where it could hide, but then I didn't notice my door was open just a bit.
I totally forgot about the hamster for about 5 minuets until my sister came in saying the hover stopped working.
I went to have a look, when I opened it up I found the hamster stuck in the bag.
It was covered in dust, so I wiped it off with a cloth. But It wasn't moving, I put it back in its cage to see if it got any better. I double checked it had enough food and water (it did), but it still wasn't moving, even when I put it in its favourite wheel.
Please could someone tell me how to get the hamster working again.
Thanks.
And this is why we don't ask Nick to pet sit anymore whistle:
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 07:30:17 AM
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Was the first man on the sun a Russian ?
Is it true ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2014, 07:33:45 AM
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 07:38:51 AM
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How much does it cost to rent a saint bernard for an hour?
I need to rent seventy saint bernards for my friends bachelor party
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2014, 07:40:17 AM
Wasn't he Australian ? lol:
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Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 02:22:24 PM
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What if we die and it turns out God is a big chicken?? What then?!?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 07:40:41 PM
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What is the best kind of four play?noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 08:28:23 PM
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Sir how recruitment is done for assistant professor in govt engineering college in UPTU?
Answers (2)Relevance
keith edited 24 mins ago Edit
Are you asking me?
Send in a CV but make sure you exaggerate your qualifications and skills. It is also recommended to attach some cash to the CV. When you are called for interview maintain carefully that you are well qualified. Take a further envelope of cash for the interviewer.
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narayan answered 6 mins ago
hahaha.....good
angel1
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 09:39:36 PM
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Why is poetry called poetry?noooo:
Does it have anything to do with Edgar Allen Poe?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 10:43:56 PM
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True or false: Born in 1951 and 1954?
Are very close in age?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2014, 10:46:33 PM
Are you asking in 2014 or 1955?QuoteTrue or false: Born in 1951 and 1954?
Are very close in age?
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2014, 08:33:47 AM
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How can I deal with my maid of honor being overweight?
Two years ago, I was the maid of honor for my best friend from childhood. When we were growing up, we always talked about doing this for each other.
Unfortunately, when I was 5, I did not know how my best friend was going to look in my wedding pictures.
Last week, my fiance proposed to me and I said yes. It was like a fairy tale proposal except the first thing that came to my head was, "I wish he had an extremely overweight best man to even out the wedding party". I know I have a couple options including lipo as wedding party gifts, slowly detaching myself from my best friend over the next year and of course, making my fiance find an overweight friend to be his best man.
Any suggestions on how others have dealt with this would be extremely helpful!
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2014, 08:25:44 PM
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So I have just been doing some exercises to tone my body especially my calves and thighs (if u have any good toning exercises or stretches please let me know) and i did a 10 minuet work out, When I went to do some lunges my legs went really shaky and they do ache now but I thought its because I was doing intense workout so it is helping! My legs were shaking and so I was wondering does that mean i have weak muscles or bones an that I do need to tone them up and to keep going or stop i could be doing damage to my body. I just want to know that my legs shaking after doing some toning work is a good thing or a bad thing. Thank you for your advice x
I offered my usual advice in these cases angel1
It would take ages!! Minuet - Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ9bphxxKU#)
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2014, 09:34:19 PM
happy001QuoteSo I have just been doing some exercises to tone my body especially my calves and thighs (if u have any good toning exercises or stretches please let me know) and i did a 10 minuet work out, When I went to do some lunges my legs went really shaky and they do ache now but I thought its because I was doing intense workout so it is helping! My legs were shaking and so I was wondering does that mean i have weak muscles or bones an that I do need to tone them up and to keep going or stop i could be doing damage to my body. I just want to know that my legs shaking after doing some toning work is a good thing or a bad thing. Thank you for your advice x
I offered my usual advice in these cases angel1
It would take ages!! Minuet - Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ9bphxxKU#)
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2014, 07:59:56 AM
QuoteWhat if we die and it turns out God is a big chicken?? What then?!?
I assume that replying with "Bow down to worship the Father, Son and Holy Roast" would be cast into the same pit as most of Nicks suggestions. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2014, 08:00:34 AM
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2014, 09:06:20 AM
happy001QuoteWhat if we die and it turns out God is a big chicken?? What then?!?
I assume that replying with "Bow down to worship the Father, Son and Holy Roast" would be cast into the same pit as most of Nicks suggestions. rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2014, 04:17:35 PM
lol: lol: lol:happy001QuoteWhat if we die and it turns out God is a big chicken?? What then?!?
I assume that replying with "Bow down to worship the Father, Son and Holy Roast" would be cast into the same pit as most of Nicks suggestions. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2014, 02:00:46 PM
QuoteWhat if we die and it turns out God is a big chicken?? What then?!?
I assume that replying with "Bow down to worship the Father, Son and Holy Roast" would be cast into the same pit as most of Nicks suggestions. rubschin:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2014, 08:30:48 AM
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What ethnicity do you have if ancestors from UK?
Some of my ancestors were born in the UK and u was wondering what ethnicity would we have then? Most are from England and others are from Wiltshire.
Banghead
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2014, 10:48:54 AM
QuoteWhat ethnicity do you have if ancestors from UK?
Some of my ancestors were born in the UK and u was wondering what ethnicity would we have then? Most are from England and others are from Wiltshire.
Banghead
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Post by: Nick on September 25, 2014, 04:51:58 PM
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Is there a bible quote on health and taking care of the body?
It seems that, "Yes, loads of vino and no sausages" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2014, 11:03:49 AM
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Hello. whats the place called in a car where we keep our belongings ? like behind back seat ? name?
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Post by: Nick on September 28, 2014, 06:59:30 AM
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How do i get a country named after me?
ok, so i have this friend called Georgia and we were doing geography and we spoked about this country called Georgia. I asked my friend why the country has the same name as her and she said it was named after her. I want to be a country with my name two!!!!!! how do i do it??
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Post by: boogs on September 28, 2014, 07:28:36 PM
QuoteHow do i get a country named after me?
ok, so i have this friend called Georgia and we were doing geography and we spoked about this country called Georgia. I asked my friend why the country has the same name as her and she said it was named after her. I want to be a country with my name two!!!!!! how do i do it??
noooo:
Shocked:
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2014, 07:53:02 PM
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Where to go on a Coach Trip?
In the uk some where like
lreland / lsie of man
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Post by: Nick on September 30, 2014, 07:02:02 AM
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In medieval England what jobs did kings have? And what jobs did the queens have?
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2014, 07:26:17 AM
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I want to marry a wealthy man, what is the best way to do this?
I joined the sugar daddy site, seeking arrangement but there aren't many people on there from where I live. I'm a student at uni and cannot travel all the time, so what Is the best way to meet a wealthy man? I live in west Yorkshire England, only answer if you take my question seriously. I don't want to work, I would like to be a housewife.
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Post by: Nick on October 02, 2014, 06:14:12 AM
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What units do British people use for measuring time?
In America we use seconds, minutes and hours. What do Brits use?
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2014, 06:26:32 AM
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My uncle, whom I no longer see around anymore is the mayor of a small town. Can I put this on my cv or something? IDK. Can I tell colleges?
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 06:30:08 AM
QuoteWhat units do British people use for measuring time?
In America we use seconds, minutes and hours. What do Brits use?
Bah! Somebody already suggested a metric system.... redface:
Post by: Misty on October 02, 2014, 07:48:29 PM
Foggy asks:QuoteI want to marry a wealthy man, what is the best way to do this?
I joined the sugar daddy site, seeking arrangement but there aren't many people on there from where I live. I'm a student at uni and cannot travel all the time, so what Is the best way to meet a wealthy man? I live in west Yorkshire England, only answer if you take my question seriously. I don't want to work, I would like to be a housewife.
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on October 02, 2014, 07:49:36 PM
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 05:33:57 PM
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Are there any Jewish-friendly car companies? Ones without a history of anti-semitism, mainly...?
Volkswagen angel1
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 05:36:11 PM
QuoteAre there any Jewish-friendly car companies? Ones without a history of anti-semitism, mainly...?
Volkswagen angel1
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Post by: boogs on October 05, 2014, 07:06:05 PM
QuoteAre there any Jewish-friendly car companies? Ones without a history of anti-semitism, mainly...?
Volkswagen angel1
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lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2014, 10:08:05 PM
QuoteAre there any Jewish-friendly car companies? Ones without a history of anti-semitism, mainly...?
Volkswagen angel1
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lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2014, 02:10:04 PM
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Post by: Steve on October 07, 2014, 02:15:36 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141007065727AAR8RVa (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141007065727AAR8RVa)happy001
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Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 02:17:02 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141007065727AAR8RVa (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141007065727AAR8RVa)
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Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:24:04 AM
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Things Americans Have That Canadians Don't?
My friend and I are exchanging "Care packages", but I'm no to sure what to include. Is there some food or shops that American has that Canada doesn't? Btw I Also live in New Mexico.
It seems that "assault rifles" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:46:27 AM
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I leave on a flight on thurs morning 6:10am what is the time 24 hours prior.?
Banghead
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 06:53:27 AM
QuoteI leave on a flight on thurs morning 6:10am what is the time 24 hours prior.?
Banghead
You going to Ireland again....? Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:54:22 AM
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:57:15 AM
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Did alexander grahm bell invent the bell curve?
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2014, 08:12:27 AM
lol:QuoteDid alexander grahm bell invent the bell curve?
And that was after he inventerised the bell end
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 09:57:05 AM
lol:QuoteDid alexander grahm bell invent the bell curve?
And that was after he inventerised the bell end
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 01:37:49 PM
angel1
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 02:03:15 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008063235AAFfY7Z (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008063235AAFfY7Z)
angel1
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Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 02:07:10 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008063235AAFfY7Z (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008063235AAFfY7Z)
angel1
eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 02:11:29 PM
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 02:59:41 PM
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2014, 05:07:16 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008063235AAFfY7Z (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008063235AAFfY7Z)
angel1
eveilgrin:
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Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2014, 05:08:14 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008062155AAdsgnz (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141008062155AAdsgnz) redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2014, 08:49:58 AM
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How to approach my wife on honey moon night ?
It appears that "stealthily and growling quietly" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
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Okay so my friend watches porn and she's 13 she thinks you can get pregnant from watching it she's freaking out can someone please answer!?
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You won't get pregnant from watching it, BUT it may take you to do it with a guy and then yes, you can get pregnant. It's better not to watch those things are disgusting and stupid, keep away from them.
20 1 comment
Moi 4 hours
Thank you for answering! she was freaking out i'm so glad we have the internet
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Post by: boogs on October 09, 2014, 06:57:39 PM
QuoteHow to approach my wife on honey moon night ?
It appears that "stealthily and growling quietly" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2014, 12:04:09 PM
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Any volunteers in the Leeds area under 30yrs of age willing to string me up and whip me?.?
eeek:
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2014, 12:13:20 PM
QuoteAny volunteers in the Leeds area under 30yrs of age willing to string me up and whip me?.?
eeek:
Under 30 years Nick! point:
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2014, 04:31:20 PM
maybe it was Nick wot posted the questionQuoteAny volunteers in the Leeds area under 30yrs of age willing to string me up and whip me?.?
eeek:
Under 30 years Nick! point:
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2014, 01:13:56 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fxxh5tkcj3%2Fpregnant_horse.jpg&hash=d995bd7c5cae60c8485882ef6fec51de8145b6f7) (http://postimg.org/image/xxh5tkcj3/)
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
Not Yahoo Answers, but bloody worthy of it eeek: eeek: eeek:eeek: eeek: eeek: happy001
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fxxh5tkcj3%2Fpregnant_horse.jpg&hash=d995bd7c5cae60c8485882ef6fec51de8145b6f7) (http://postimg.org/image/xxh5tkcj3/)
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2014, 01:31:48 PM
Not Yahoo Answers, but bloody worthy of it eeek: eeek: eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fxxh5tkcj3%2Fpregnant_horse.jpg&hash=d995bd7c5cae60c8485882ef6fec51de8145b6f7) (http://postimg.org/image/xxh5tkcj3/)
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Post by: Nick on October 12, 2014, 06:32:05 PM
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How long is the earth?
rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2014, 07:15:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2014, 07:34:44 PM
In my experience, as long as the positive and negative :thumbsup:
drumroll: ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 07:47:18 PM
drumroll: drumroll: happy001In my experience, as long as the positive and negative :thumbsup:
drumroll: ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2014, 05:13:47 AM
drumroll: drumroll: happy001In my experience, as long as the positive and negative :thumbsup:
drumroll: ;D ;D
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Post by: Nick on October 13, 2014, 07:45:34 AM
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Why do they check for passports when I drive from Niagara Falls, Ontario to Buffalo, New York but not when I drive from Toronto to Montreal?
Banghead
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2014, 07:55:04 AM
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What are the chances of contracting Ebola if I attend a wedding in Austin. Many of the attending guests will be traveling from Dallas.?
It seems that "Wear a chemical warfare suit" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2014, 08:32:36 AM
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How great was the infleuence the Romans had on Native Americans?
whacky115 whacky115
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2014, 10:44:34 AM
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Is it possible to be my own Grandpa?
To make it more easy to understand, would you be able to put it in to a song, please? Thank, in advance.
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
QuoteIs it possible to be my own Grandpa?
To make it more easy to understand, would you be able to put it in to a song, please? Thank, in advance.
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Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2014, 11:58:40 AM
QuoteIs it possible to be my own Grandpa?
To make it more easy to understand, would you be able to put it in to a song, please? Thank, in advance.
You are just playing mind games with them now by posting weird questions aren't you rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 06:56:25 AM
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Its a duet it goes AND YOU OW OW OW OW OW OW AND I I I I I I I thats all i can remember?
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 07:19:25 AM
QuoteIts a duet it goes AND YOU OW OW OW OW OW OW AND I I I I I I I thats all i can remember?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2014, 08:28:36 AM
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Countdown to sunday!?
I want to countdown from today (thursday) to the upcoming Sunday. How many days would that be?
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2014, 08:38:21 AM
QuoteCountdown to sunday!?
I want to countdown from today (thursday) to the upcoming Sunday. How many days would that be?
noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2014, 08:40:30 AM
QuoteCountdown to sunday!?
I want to countdown from today (thursday) to the upcoming Sunday. How many days would that be?
Is that this Sunday or next Sunday....? whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2014, 03:08:21 PM
horn:QuoteCountdown to sunday!?
I want to countdown from today (thursday) to the upcoming Sunday. How many days would that be?
Is that this Sunday or next Sunday....? whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2014, 05:07:38 PM
horn:QuoteCountdown to sunday!?
I want to countdown from today (thursday) to the upcoming Sunday. How many days would that be?
Is that this Sunday or next Sunday....? whistle:
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Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 09:48:04 AM
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Is Ebola digital, can it spread threw the web?
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2014, 09:51:23 AM
QuoteIs Ebola digital, can it spread threw the web?
No, but that Tombola can! lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 05:11:19 PM
QuoteIs Ebola digital, can it spread threw the web?
Linky please Nick. Anyone that stupid deserves to "Format their hard drive for their own safety" whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2014, 06:50:47 AM
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Will an hand sanitizer kill a fly?
Can I disinfect a fly with a hand sanitizer without killing it?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
QuoteCan I disinfect a fly with a hand sanitizer without killing it?
Yes, briefly.
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2014, 08:43:52 AM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018234313AACSZCc (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018234313AACSZCc) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2014, 11:13:48 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nick, are you Jeffery by any chance? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2014, 02:09:52 PM
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Help!! I have to stop ballet but I wanna continue!?
I'm 12 years old girl doing ballet..To cut the story short, my mom is a really really religious muslim person. When she found out that I liked ballet at a young age(which is very haram to perform in presence of boys), she was quite disappointed. She let me off tho cuz my class is filled with girls only. Till now, I am still doing ballet. However, later in December, she told me to quit ballet Cuz we couldn't afford to pay.. I feel so miserable because I am getting pointe shoes soon! XC I said I could ford out some cash by working part time with my teacher at my ballet company. But she scolded me to focus on studies. I don't know what to do..I think she hates ballet(obviously)..Help me find a solution please?!! xC
It seems that "Behead her" is no an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2014, 03:47:52 PM
QuoteHelp!! I have to stop ballet but I wanna continue!?
I'm 12 years old girl doing ballet..To cut the story short, my mom is a really really religious muslim person. When she found out that I liked ballet at a young age(which is very haram to perform in presence of boys), she was quite disappointed. She let me off tho cuz my class is filled with girls only. Till now, I am still doing ballet. However, later in December, she told me to quit ballet Cuz we couldn't afford to pay.. I feel so miserable because I am getting pointe shoes soon! XC I said I could ford out some cash by working part time with my teacher at my ballet company. But she scolded me to focus on studies. I don't know what to do..I think she hates ballet(obviously)..Help me find a solution please?!! xC
It seems that "Behead her" is no an acceptable answer redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Fmvsthl15r%2Fa_noose.jpg&hash=6be33f66156599f3756d2d23f92f558b06455217) (http://postimg.org/image/mvsthl15r/)
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2014, 06:26:40 AM
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What does it feel like to die?
Care to share any personal stories youve heard about or were experiencing yourself?
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2014, 01:49:40 PM
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North London , Lake District?
im plannin on studying there in the university of Cumbria. How is life there ? Is it perhaps dangerous ? Worth living ? Nice ?
noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2014, 02:23:18 PM
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Why aren't there many epic dramatic events going on?rubschin: rubschin:
In history there are so many powerful dramatic epic moments
World war 2
World war 1
Black Death
Sack of Rome
St Bartholomew Massacre
Spanish Inquisition
Great Depression
etc...
Nowadays you never really get an epic dramatic event with death and tragedy
We are living in very unpoetic times.
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2014, 02:26:00 PM
QuoteWhy aren't there many epic dramatic events going on?rubschin: rubschin:
In history there are so many powerful dramatic epic moments
World war 2
World war 1
Black Death
Sack of Rome
St Bartholomew Massacre
Spanish Inquisition
Great Depression
etc...
Nowadays you never really get an epic dramatic event with death and tragedy
We are living in very unpoetic times.
Would 'buy a tellybox' be an acceptable answer....?
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 06:33:48 AM
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Is it suggestable to marry a man who has gone through a shunt operation?
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 06:47:39 AM
QuoteIs it suggestable to marry a man who has gone through a shunt operation?
lol: lol: lol:
That made I larf...
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 08:20:58 AM
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 08:30:42 AM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141022011002AAR3lzm (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141022011002AAR3lzm) angel1
;D
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 08:31:51 AM
razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 08:38:06 AM
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I love you.
Ahmed.
razz:
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 08:48:52 AM
Rabbi Keith, can you please email me at lastsonofmoses@outlook.com i need certificate of being a jewish. Please contact me immediately. I am waiting.
razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
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Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 08:50:15 AM
I emailed him to say my PA would be in touch with a certificate. He has just replied:QuoteI love you.
Ahmed.
razz:
Have you told him about the bit with the Stanley Knife yet....? whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 08:58:12 AM
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Thank you for this. Are you circumcised or willing to be circumcised?
angel1
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 09:31:40 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fd6tzk61t7%2FPage_1_Grand_council_of_rabbis.jpg&hash=0a13e9a44518d7705acb3b042268489031b00d43) (http://postimg.org/image/d6tzk61t7/)
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 09:36:13 AM
Certificate sent :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fd6tzk61t7%2FPage_1_Grand_council_of_rabbis.jpg&hash=0a13e9a44518d7705acb3b042268489031b00d43) (http://postimg.org/image/d6tzk61t7/)
happy002
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 09:46:58 AM
http://www.torahforever.com/ (http://www.torahforever.com/)
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 09:48:48 AM
He has sent me a long e mail thanking me and says he plans to post the certificate on his website angel1
http://www.torahforever.com/ (http://www.torahforever.com/)
Nutter.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 09:49:46 AM
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 11:09:17 AM
I have printed and going to put in newspapers today in few hours.
I want to visit United Kingdom as soon as possible, can you be able to help me.
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Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 11:21:09 AM
Rabbi
I have printed and going to put in newspapers today in few hours.
I want to visit United Kingdom as soon as possible, can you be able to help me.
eeek:
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Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 03:04:46 PM
Rabbi
I pray to GOD for you
Please I have put it in the papers
How can you help to me to come to Londin
I am good Jew now
I love you Rabbi
You are good man to make me Jewish my dream
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2014, 03:12:41 PM
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 03:13:23 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2014, 03:19:41 PM
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 03:23:56 PM
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 03:27:59 PM
Nick has a friend lol:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 02:12:41 PM
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 02:40:41 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141022011002AAR3lzm (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141022011002AAR3lzm) cloud9: cloud9:
worthy:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 02:43:44 PM
Apey seems well qualified rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 03:33:26 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2014, 03:43:14 PM
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 03:45:47 PM
and get circumcised (Miss C has an offer on)
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2014, 03:48:15 PM
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 03:53:48 PM
No bacon or sausages? ~ methinks I'll pass on that.
Pass over that...?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2014, 03:57:41 PM
No bacon or sausages? ~ methinks I'll pass on that.
Pass over that...?
noooo:
I decided that pun was too jewvenile
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 04:20:35 PM
No bacon or sausages? ~ methinks I'll pass on that.
Pass over that...?
noooo:
I decided that pun was too jewvenile
You schmooze you lose! point:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 04:25:38 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2014, 05:27:27 PM
I have made DS Jewish. His sausage days are over noooo:
I have sent the Jesuits round. evil:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 05:29:57 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:31:12 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2014, 05:33:24 PM
Just remember which end is supposed to be pointing at the target this time. whistle:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 06:30:06 PM
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2014, 03:41:16 PM
I am beneficary of torah (israel) and i am original torah genie and all muslims and other religions are taking my torah genies and marrying them into there religion. I need to visit Israel as soon as possible i emailed rabbi david but didnt get response.
I am being killed by muslims and they will make me human and control me.
Is there a way you can call me to united kingdom on any job ? i can do sales job.
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2014, 04:05:45 PM
He's back!!
I am beneficary of torah (israel) and i am original torah genie and all muslims and other religions are taking my torah genies and marrying them into there religion. I need to visit Israel as soon as possible i emailed rabbi david but didnt get response.
I am being killed by muslims and they will make me human and control me.
Is there a way you can call me to united kingdom on any job ? i can do sales job.
point:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2014, 04:12:21 PM
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 06:40:23 AM
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I love you rabbi, thanks for being honest and believing in our god.
God loves us all jews very much.
I am changing my name officially to Reuben Gad in indian passport which i have officially.
I will need a certificate of being jewish after i change my name so when i visit Israel or America or United Kingdom i will need to show it to government.
love you very much.
God bless you and your family.
I love you,
What have I done? noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2014, 06:50:40 AM
QuoteI love you rabbi, thanks for being honest and believing in our god.
God loves us all jews very much.
I am changing my name officially to Reuben Gad in indian passport which i have officially.
I will need a certificate of being jewish after i change my name so when i visit Israel or America or United Kingdom i will need to show it to government.
love you very much.
God bless you and your family.
I love you,
What have I done? noooo: noooo:
point:
I hope nobody sends him your address or phone number.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 06:53:01 AM
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2014, 06:54:22 AM
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 07:30:02 AM
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Excuse me, but would you happen to know Third Reich leader Adolf Hitler's religion? Do you know who I'm talking about?
He was from Germany, born in Austria, possibly died in 1945? Can anyone help me if you know about him can you tell me what religion he was.
Thanks in advance
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2014, 07:45:46 AM
QuoteExcuse me, but would you happen to know Third Reich leader Adolf Hitler's religion? Do you know who I'm talking about?
He was from Germany, born in Austria, possibly died in 1945? Can anyone help me if you know about him can you tell me what religion he was.
Thanks in advance
I suspect he might be Jewish now.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 07:48:01 AM
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 07:57:35 AM
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2014, 08:09:35 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018004434AAOOtDJ (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018004434AAOOtDJ) cloud9:
;D
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 08:14:51 AM
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2014, 11:10:54 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018004434AAOOtDJ (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018004434AAOOtDJ) cloud9:lol:
Strange name for a woman "South Korea"
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2014, 12:05:01 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018004434AAOOtDJ (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141018004434AAOOtDJ) cloud9:
Maybe it's some kind of weird haiku?
I'm in South Korea
and broke out with gonnorea
because I took it up the rear
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2014, 08:10:47 AM
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I was asked to contact back after 14 days.?
Now it's 3rd day. That means 11 days to go. I want to frame a question that gives answer of 11.Can I ask how many days are there left to 14 days or how many days remaining to 14 Or how many days to go to 14. Please reply
Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2014, 11:03:54 AM
QuoteI was asked to contact back after 14 days.?
Now it's 3rd day. That means 11 days to go. I want to frame a question that gives answer of 11.Can I ask how many days are there left to 14 days or how many days remaining to 14 Or how many days to go to 14. Please reply
Shrugs:
Leave it until next week, or this week coming.
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2014, 08:31:54 AM
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How much would Edgar Allan Poe's toenail clippings sell for on e-Bay?
I have a jar of toenails that has been passed down from my great-grandparents. They weren't directly related to Poe, but they were close enough to him and his family to obtain a jar of his toenail clippings. My family is incredibly artistic and a bit strange, to put it lightly- full of indie writers and musicians. I've been holding on to the jar for a few years now and finally saw that selling it would be the best option. I'm hoping I can sell high enough that it'll end up with a serious collector who will cherish it as much as I did.
But before I do that, does anyone have a rough estimate of what I could make off of it? Each nail is in good condition; a bit of dust but nothing major. I'm tired of living in a dingy trailer court this past decade, and am hoping the sale of the jar can be my last ray of hope. Thanks in advance.
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2014, 09:13:34 AM
What is the meaning of non specific intraventicular conduction delay?
rubschin: rubschin:
The meaning is non-specific. Simples
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2014, 11:15:22 AM
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If we travel by coach, where do we get off?rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 29, 2014, 12:34:31 PM
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2014, 12:35:27 PM
In the back row surely rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2014, 12:36:49 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 29, 2014, 01:11:31 PM
In the back row surely rubschin:
drumroll:
drumroll: ;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2014, 01:24:45 PM
In the back row surely rubschin:
drumroll:
drumroll: ;D ;D
drumroll: drumroll: ;D ;D
The voice of experience?
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2014, 03:00:36 PM
drumroll: drumroll: lol: lol: lol:In the back row surely rubschin:
drumroll:
drumroll: ;D ;D
drumroll: drumroll: ;D ;D
The voice of experience?
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2014, 03:04:22 PM
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What kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
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What were some positive effects on the Frank family after the Holocaust?
This may be a tough one but I need help for a resaerch paper. So can anyone help me?
It seems that "Made loads of money from the diary," is not an acceptable answer redface: redface:
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2014, 06:15:43 PM
QuoteWhat were some positive effects on the Frank family after the Holocaust?
This may be a tough one but I need help for a resaerch paper. So can anyone help me?
It seems that "Made loads of money from the diary," is not an acceptable answer redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
I can't understand why she didn't write another book after that like....? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2014, 06:42:56 PM
QuoteWhat kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
Fuel? rubschin:
Post by: boogs on November 05, 2014, 08:31:13 PM
QuoteWhat kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
eeek:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2014, 09:29:19 PM
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Can you bring synthetic urine on a plane?rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2014, 09:31:30 PM
QuoteCan you bring synthetic urine on a plane?rubschin:
There are just taking the piss....... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2014, 09:32:19 PM
QuoteCan you bring synthetic urine on a plane?rubschin:
There are just taking the piss....... noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2014, 09:32:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2014, 09:35:34 PM
horn: horn:
You set it up........ evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2014, 10:07:03 PM
QuoteWhat kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
eeek:
Well the Russians were developing a couple of flying tanks as well as this behemoth, the K7 flying fortress. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.abovetopsecret.com%2Fimages%2Fmember%2Faba3bd6649e2.jpg&hash=ae50349e700a74b3c323b7e81cf39b16b0d567b8)
Don't know how but they actually managed to get the bugger to fly. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2014, 10:13:34 PM
QuoteWhat kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
eeek:
Well the Russians were developing a couple of flying tanks as well as this behemoth, the K7 flying fortress. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.abovetopsecret.com%2Fimages%2Fmember%2Faba3bd6649e2.jpg&hash=ae50349e700a74b3c323b7e81cf39b16b0d567b8)
Don't know how but they actually managed to get the bugger to fly. rubschin:
Maybe it wasn't BM by remote control......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:31:40 AM
QuoteWhat kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
eeek:
Well the Russians were developing a couple of flying tanks as well as this behemoth, the K7 flying fortress. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.abovetopsecret.com%2Fimages%2Fmember%2Faba3bd6649e2.jpg&hash=ae50349e700a74b3c323b7e81cf39b16b0d567b8)
Don't know how but they actually managed to get the bugger to fly. rubschin:
Maybe it wasn't BM by remote control......... rubschin:
evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2014, 01:23:51 PM
QuoteWhat kind of tanks were used in the Battle of Britain?noooo:
eeek:
Well the Russians were developing a couple of flying tanks as well as this behemoth, the K7 flying fortress. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.abovetopsecret.com%2Fimages%2Fmember%2Faba3bd6649e2.jpg&hash=ae50349e700a74b3c323b7e81cf39b16b0d567b8)
Don't know how but they actually managed to get the bugger to fly. rubschin:
Maybe it wasn't BM by remote control......... rubschin:
I don't know, given that the program was shelved after it crashed during both test flights..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2014, 03:28:50 PM
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 03:32:05 PM
I have just informed someone that I am in charge of YA and that he is too stupid to be allowed to use it. He is pleading with me angel1 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
What is YA...? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 03:39:15 PM
You are an MONG and I hereby ban you from this thread.
Wha? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 03:42:20 PM
I have just informed someone that I am in charge of YA and that he is too stupid to be allowed to use it. He is pleading with me angel1 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
What is YA...? Shrugs:
Your ass......... ::)
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 03:53:56 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wha? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2014, 08:08:41 AM
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Does anyone have any ideas on how to decorate a turkey to look like Superman?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2014, 08:12:55 AM
QuoteDoes anyone have any ideas on how to decorate a turkey to look like Superman?rubschin:
I do, but I'm not allowed to post on this thread.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2014, 09:08:11 AM
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Is it wrong to give a cheap $300 engagement ring when you propose to your girlfriend? Also Is it wrong to make her pay me back for it?
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2014, 09:10:03 AM
Apey asks:QuoteIs it wrong to give a cheap $300 engagement ring when you propose to your girlfriend? Also Is it wrong to make her pay me back for it?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2014, 01:42:04 PM
Apey asks:QuoteIs it wrong to give a cheap $300 engagement ring when you propose to your girlfriend? Also Is it wrong to make her pay me back for it?
lol: lol: lol:
evil: evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2014, 01:46:05 PM
Apey asks:QuoteIs it wrong to give a cheap $300 engagement ring when you propose to your girlfriend? Also Is it wrong to make her pay me back for it?
lol: lol: lol:
I don't blame you for being narked Apey, wel all know you wouldn't even consider spending that much whistle:
evil: evil:
Post by: Misty on November 08, 2014, 03:30:06 PM
Apey asks:QuoteIs it wrong to give a cheap $300 engagement ring when you propose to your girlfriend? Also Is it wrong to make her pay me back for it?
lol: lol: lol:
I don't blame you for being narked Apey, wel all know you wouldn't even consider spending that much whistle:
evil: evil:
noooo: cry:
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2014, 03:36:11 PM
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2014, 03:39:54 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141101200951AAalH8P (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141101200951AAalH8P) cloud9:
razz:
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2014, 08:26:06 AM
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Does flying on an old World War II airplane count as having been on a plane?noooo: noooo:
My great-grandfather never took a commercial flight before (he died before commercial flight took off) but he piloted in the air force during World War 2.
Does that count as having been on a plane or not?
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2014, 08:30:11 AM
QuoteDoes flying on an old World War II airplane count as having been on a plane?noooo: noooo:
My great-grandfather never took a commercial flight before (he died before commercial flight took off) but he piloted in the air force during World War 2.
Does that count as having been on a plane or not?
facepalm:
Post by: boogs on November 09, 2014, 12:12:16 PM
QuoteDoes flying on an old World War II airplane count as having been on a plane?noooo: noooo:
My great-grandfather never took a commercial flight before (he died before commercial flight took off) but he piloted in the air force during World War 2.
Does that count as having been on a plane or not?
facepalm:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2014, 03:57:51 PM
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I want to unsubscribe from Reader's Digest.My name is Mr W B Moffat,5 Oak Avenue,Bearsden,Glasgow.G61 3HD.?
facepalm:
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2014, 03:59:00 PM
QuoteI want to unsubscribe from Reader's Digest.My name is Mr W B Moffat,5 Oak Avenue,Bearsden,Glasgow.G61 3HD.?
facepalm:
Say yes but need your bank details for a refund.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2014, 10:39:11 PM
QuoteI want to unsubscribe from Reader's Digest.My name is Mr W B Moffat,5 Oak Avenue,Bearsden,Glasgow.G61 3HD.?
facepalm:
Say yes but need your bank details for a refund.......... Thumbs:
Nigeria-is-willing to help.com Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2014, 07:11:25 AM
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Would the leg grow back?
My goddaughter would like to know if someone with say one leg goes to heaven would their leg grow back? ( Yep she does RE!)
rubschin:
And what about bald people? whistle:
Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2014, 07:04:17 PM
QuoteWould the leg grow back?
My goddaughter would like to know if someone with say one leg goes to heaven would their leg grow back? ( Yep she does RE!)
rubschin:
And what about bald people? whistle:
I would not care too much either way, unless when it grew back the colour changed to ginger. noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 02:19:52 PM
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I really want to feel my step sisters boobs. She is so hot. How should I do it?eeek:
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 09:59:58 AM
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What elements can wedding rings be made out.?rubschin:
I am speaking specifically about the band not the gem or anything else. I would like a complete list covering all elements (specifically metals) that can be used to make wedding rings. This woud require them not to be poisoness and also non-radioactive (no promethium).
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 10:19:54 AM
QuoteWhat elements can wedding rings be made out.?rubschin:
I am speaking specifically about the band not the gem or anything else. I would like a complete list covering all elements (specifically metals) that can be used to make wedding rings. This woud require them not to be poisoness and also non-radioactive (no promethium).
Unobtainium! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2014, 09:45:45 PM
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Why in Belgium is it so hard to find Chocolates imported from Belgium?
The ones in USA say Belgian Chocolate imported from Belgium but the ones in Belgium don't say "imported from Belgium". Why is this?
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2014, 09:50:11 PM
happy001QuoteWhy in Belgium is it so hard to find Chocolates imported from Belgium?
The ones in USA say Belgian Chocolate imported from Belgium but the ones in Belgium don't say "imported from Belgium". Why is this?
facepalm:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2014, 12:05:43 PM
facepalm: happy001happy001QuoteWhy in Belgium is it so hard to find Chocolates imported from Belgium?
The ones in USA say Belgian Chocolate imported from Belgium but the ones in Belgium don't say "imported from Belgium". Why is this?
facepalm:
Post by: barmisspah? on December 05, 2014, 12:39:00 PM
QuoteWhy in Belgium is it so hard to find Chocolates imported from Belgium?
The ones in USA say Belgian Chocolate imported from Belgium but the ones in Belgium don't say "imported from Belgium". Why is this?
facepalm:
quote]
Shocked:
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2014, 08:58:15 AM
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Why do foreigner people always wat to see my dlck when I go onto those random chat websites? They always say the same thing "show me your?
"most of the time it is "show me ur c0ck" is what they say. Why do foreign people want to see a random person's dlck who they will never meet? Are these people sick in the head? Also, have you been on this website? The weirdest part is it is mostly guys who want to see it.
eeek:
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2014, 09:44:34 AM
QuoteWhy do foreigner people always wat to see my dlck when I go onto those random chat websites? They always say the same thing "show me your?
"most of the time it is "show me ur c0ck" is what they say. Why do foreign people want to see a random person's dlck who they will never meet? Are these people sick in the head? Also, have you been on this website? The weirdest part is it is mostly guys who want to see it.
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2014, 09:45:17 AM
QuoteWhy do foreigner people always wat to see my dlck when I go onto those random chat websites? They always say the same thing "show me your?
"most of the time it is "show me ur c0ck" is what they say. Why do foreign people want to see a random person's dlck who they will never meet? Are these people sick in the head? Also, have you been on this website? The weirdest part is it is mostly guys who want to see it.
eeek:
I trust you replied "show me your dick"...? ;D
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2014, 04:23:28 PM
QuoteWhy do foreigner people always wat to see my dlck when I go onto those random chat websites? They always say the same thing "show me your?
"most of the time it is "show me ur c0ck" is what they say. Why do foreign people want to see a random person's dlck who they will never meet? Are these people sick in the head? Also, have you been on this website? The weirdest part is it is mostly guys who want to see it.
eeek:
I trust you replied "show me your dick"...? ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 08:58:25 AM
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Is there a dance where the partners urinate on each other at the end?
eeek:
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 09:01:44 AM
QuoteIs there a dance where the partners urinate on each other at the end?
eeek:
The number two-step...?
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 10:16:27 AM
QuoteIs there a dance where the partners urinate on each other at the end?
eeek:
The number two-step...?
drumroll: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2014, 01:45:25 PM
QuoteIs there a dance where the partners urinate on each other at the end?
eeek:
The number two-step...?
The Pis a doble ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 01:47:01 PM
QuoteIs there a dance where the partners urinate on each other at the end?
eeek:
The number two-step...?
The Pis a doble ?
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2014, 08:21:02 AM
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My husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 08:26:49 AM
QuoteMy husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
eeek: eeek: your reply was....... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2014, 08:28:59 AM
Quote
How long before anal sex I have to do a fllet enema? and how much water do i have to use?
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2014, 08:38:32 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2014, 09:24:29 AM
QuoteMy husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
eeek: eeek: your reply was....... rubschin:
"Call Mrs Nick, she does a good job"
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2014, 09:26:26 AM
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2014, 09:39:40 AM
QuoteMy husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
eeek: eeek: your reply was....... rubschin:
"Call Mrs Nick, she does a good job"
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 09:42:24 AM
QuoteMy husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
eeek: eeek: your reply was....... rubschin:
"Call Mrs Nick, she does a good job"
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
happy001 happy001QuoteMy husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
eeek: eeek: your reply was....... rubschin:
"Call Mrs Nick, she does a good job"
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2014, 08:39:47 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2014, 10:06:13 PM
QuoteMy husband told me about a month ago he wants his wedding tackle removed?
my husband has told both me and my daughter that he waants his wedding tackle removed, he claims that he wants this done not because he does not lovr mr but he no longer wants sex, we have searched the internet for information, but found nothing, we have both told him that mey be his only option would be to undergo a sexchange, we know that this would turn him into a woman, but if this is the only option open then so be it we could adjust to having him as a woman, our daughter has already tried to get him wearing womens things, but he has said that he would maybe if being a woman was the only way
eeek:
eeek: eeek: your reply was....... rubschin:
"Call Mrs Nick, she does a good job"
Endorsed by Nickola you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2014, 09:25:06 AM
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Is there a website that sells train tickets from Sydney to Auckland/Wellington?
I tried http://www.kiwirail.co.nz (http://www.kiwirail.co.nz) but there was no "international" section
doh:
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2014, 09:40:33 AM
QuoteIs there a website that sells train tickets from Sydney to Auckland/Wellington?
I tried http://www.kiwirail.co.nz (http://www.kiwirail.co.nz) but there was no "international" section
doh:
The cake shop/.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on December 09, 2014, 09:52:16 AM
QuoteIs there a website that sells train tickets from Sydney to Auckland/Wellington?
I tried http://www.kiwirail.co.nz (http://www.kiwirail.co.nz) but there was no "international" section
doh:
The cake shop/.......... Thumbs:
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Post by: Barman on December 09, 2014, 11:28:07 AM
QuoteIs there a website that sells train tickets from Sydney to Auckland/Wellington?
I tried http://www.kiwirail.co.nz (http://www.kiwirail.co.nz) but there was no "international" section
doh:
The cake shop/.......... Thumbs:
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteIs there a website that sells train tickets from Sydney to Auckland/Wellington?
I tried http://www.kiwirail.co.nz (http://www.kiwirail.co.nz) but there was no "international" section
doh:
The cake shop/.......... Thumbs:
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2014, 01:15:42 PM
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2014, 01:35:52 PM
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Courses offered on time travel?eeek:
hi, i am too much interested in time travel. can someone suggest any couses offered in time travel throughout the world??
i am flexible to go to any part of the world where i could research on it.
i am having the basic physics and mathematics knowledge and i am i improving it these days...
Update: i am graduating next year as bachelor of electronics and communication engineering...and i am determined to work on time travel...
your suggestions are valuable to me
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2014, 01:47:17 PM
QuoteCourses offered on time travel?eeek:
hi, i am too much interested in time travel. can someone suggest any couses offered in time travel throughout the world??
i am flexible to go to any part of the world where i could research on it.
i am having the basic physics and mathematics knowledge and i am i improving it these days...
Update: i am graduating next year as bachelor of electronics and communication engineering...and i am determined to work on time travel...
your suggestions are valuable to me
Quote
There is an excellent brand new course in Time travel being designed here at Cambridge University.
It will take about six months to complete the course content and it will therefore start yesterday.
whistle:
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2014, 02:14:45 PM
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2014, 02:16:18 PM
Awaiting responses.............
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2014, 02:42:25 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteCourses offered on time travel?eeek:
hi, i am too much interested in time travel. can someone suggest any couses offered in time travel throughout the world??
i am flexible to go to any part of the world where i could research on it.
i am having the basic physics and mathematics knowledge and i am i improving it these days...
Update: i am graduating next year as bachelor of electronics and communication engineering...and i am determined to work on time travel...
your suggestions are valuable to meQuoteThere is an excellent brand new course in Time travel being designed here at Cambridge University.
It will take about six months to complete the course content and it will therefore start yesterday.
whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 07:35:52 AM
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 07:44:08 AM
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141212101815AA3eAm3 (https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141212101815AA3eAm3) cloud9:
;D
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 08:05:18 AM
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Fastest train to the Isle of Man?
My boss just told me that we will have a team-building exercise on the Isle of Man right around Valentines Day. I really don't trust airplanes, so what is the quickest or best train route to get there?
PS: I live in Toronto.
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Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:09:01 AM
QuoteFastest train to the Isle of Man?
My boss just told me that we will have a team-building exercise on the Isle of Man right around Valentines Day. I really don't trust airplanes, so what is the quickest or best train route to get there?
PS: I live in Toronto.
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noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2014, 10:12:12 AM
Hi Rabbi,
Thousands of genies of different religions has come on this planet and i am god of israel and everybody knows i love torah and they are taking my everything like if i love torah or if i love god they quickly take my mind and use it to call my lovers and abuse them and keep my mind in prison so i dont think and after doing sins they put there sins on me.
I want you to save my torah family and me because i am surrounded by muslims and they are not letting me visit any other country other then India and UAE and there mission is to finish me because they know i am the owner of heaven as they have taken heaven pieces and using in shia cast of islam.
I need one of my torah wive to be with me and stay with me so i can be in good health and israel runs correctly.
I cannot see my torah genies to sleep with others and do adultry because muslims are not letting me enter into genie world as they know i am original torah genie they want to kill me and my torah family.
I want to thank reb moshe for taking action but i cannot even hear your voice or see you because my mind condition is very bad and whenever i feel good or think good other religion genies inside my body takes it and shares it with there people and immediately muslims and hindus takes names of there gods and they put there bad mind on me and tell on sky i am torah genie do sex with me and says whatever is in ahmed fate we will take it and what he doesnt likes we will give him that.
I am god of israel and i am original torah genie i can get anything at any time but i want to save my torah family.
My contact number is 0091-9705385065 i just now had many babies with my torah wife and i want to meet her as i am in hussaini tekri, jaora i cannot even tell from mind that i want to meet her and whenever i go out of room other religion genies doesn't let me think or feel so i cannot find who are my genies and who are my wives so i want you to command my wives to come and talk to me and tell them they are my wives and i will go with them or simply ask them to kill me if they feel i am wrong.
Thanks,
Ahmed.
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2014, 10:24:47 AM
He's back
Hi Rabbi,
Thousands of genies of different religions has come on this planet and i am god of israel and everybody knows i love torah and they are taking my everything like if i love torah or if i love god they quickly take my mind and use it to call my lovers and abuse them and keep my mind in prison so i dont think and after doing sins they put there sins on me.
I want you to save my torah family and me because i am surrounded by muslims and they are not letting me visit any other country other then India and UAE and there mission is to finish me because they know i am the owner of heaven as they have taken heaven pieces and using in shia cast of islam.
I need one of my torah wive to be with me and stay with me so i can be in good health and israel runs correctly.
I cannot see my torah genies to sleep with others and do adultry because muslims are not letting me enter into genie world as they know i am original torah genie they want to kill me and my torah family.
I want to thank reb moshe for taking action but i cannot even hear your voice or see you because my mind condition is very bad and whenever i feel good or think good other religion genies inside my body takes it and shares it with there people and immediately muslims and hindus takes names of there gods and they put there bad mind on me and tell on sky i am torah genie do sex with me and says whatever is in ahmed fate we will take it and what he doesnt likes we will give him that.
I am god of israel and i am original torah genie i can get anything at any time but i want to save my torah family.
My contact number is 0091-9705385065 i just now had many babies with my torah wife and i want to meet her as i am in hussaini tekri, jaora i cannot even tell from mind that i want to meet her and whenever i go out of room other religion genies doesn't let me think or feel so i cannot find who are my genies and who are my wives so i want you to command my wives to come and talk to me and tell them they are my wives and i will go with them or simply ask them to kill me if they feel i am wrong.
Thanks,
Ahmed.
Your first Christmas card! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2014, 11:33:44 AM
I want to approach females and get their phone number as quick as possible. My intentions is only to get oral sex from them. But I don't know what to say. I'm in my 30's, I'm slim, athletic, lite brown skin. I don't have social skills. I think of saying something like this "Hi, my name is, can I have your phone number so I can call you sometime to give you some cash?".
(http://How to pick up females?
I want to approach females and get their phone number as quick as possible. My intentions is only to get oral sex from them. But I don't know what to say. I'm in my 30's, I'm slim, athletic, lite brown skin. I don't have social skills. I think of saying something like this "Hi, my name is, can I have your phone number so I can call you sometime to give you some cash?".) eeek:
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2014, 01:45:21 PM
How to pick up females?my reply would be: FFS you can't even pick up a hooker. Yes you're right you really don't have social skills.
I want to approach females and get their phone number as quick as possible. My intentions is only to get oral sex from them. But I don't know what to say. I'm in my 30's, I'm slim, athletic, lite brown skin. I don't have social skills. I think of saying something like this "Hi, my name is, can I have your phone number so I can call you sometime to give you some cash?".
(http://How to pick up females?
I want to approach females and get their phone number as quick as possible. My intentions is only to get oral sex from them. But I don't know what to say. I'm in my 30's, I'm slim, athletic, lite brown skin. I don't have social skills. I think of saying something like this "Hi, my name is, can I have your phone number so I can call you sometime to give you some cash?".) eeek:
(I might feel slightly guilty if he then jumped off a bridge)
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2014, 06:35:40 PM
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Yestrerday as it happenedAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
People
Ahmed Jewish 27 Nov
To
me keith stern reb moshe
Hi Rabbi,
I saw my son and felt good then i saw my wife came in my room and genie hyder abedi started praying holy book to control her and my wife ran away and told her mom as how genie hyder abedi is controlling my genies.
Then i played jewish music and slept and i saw my father mohammed rahat ali khan came and said to someone on wall she is not beautiful and then genie ushee fatima came and said i just had to go to bathroom and i came quickly to kill you as if you do not eat food or go to bathroom our muslim people have to go to bathroom and i have taken many of your angels and angels without your permission and i have to kill you and bring you in islam religion and kill moses and god.
Then i saw my sister zainab fatima she tried to do adultry with me in dream and said after clothes opens you can do anything i am unable to understand i am torah genie and jewish king then why my israel genies and western wailing wall queens are not taking me to israel or any other europe country.
Muslims have kept one muslim genie attached to my body who is animal and female and she controls me by showing me visions and calls muslim people whenever she fear my clothes from my eyes opens and my genies and angels tries to meet me.
My wife with whom i had son is with me right now and she is giving her angels to muslims who is from israel and queen of western wailing wall and yesterday night she was forced to eat bad things of muslims.
Yesterday again 6 angels has been taken from me by muslims and i could not do anything because muslims wants to kill moses and god.
I cannot even feel or think properly and being killed and my memories are being theft by muslims and they are claiming its there memories to win from israel and finish israel as israel is being destroyed.
I have been booked case for destroying complete world it was muslims who controlled my genies and destroyed it by saying destroy this planet put by sky from stomach who was controlled by muslims and everybody was fooled.
Muslims wants to make me muslim after brain washing my mind so they are saved for taking out my torah genies without my permission and married to his people and still shows the world i am sinner because they want to kill moses and god.
I need your help rabbi, i dont have time because whoever comes and tries to save me they met people who says i have made there lives miserable and my helpers are fooled.
I want you to forward this message to my western wailing wall queens who are still with me but i cannot talk to them as i am being killed by being forced to eat food and drink water.
Just now my queen told me rabbis are not going to help me. I can come back from future in history at any time because i never did any sins and i am lover of god and the one who meets god never do sins and are prophets.
I hope you help me out from this situation, god bless my israel and wives and sons and daughters in israel.
Please give a message to my wives and sons and daughters in israel that dont believe what you hear from sky as it is being changed by muslims from stomach to kill moses and god and i am being punished, i dont want my wives or sons or daughters to do any mistakes like i dont do any mistakes.
My contact number is 0091-9705385065 if my queens wants me to be killed in hussaini tekri please tell them to do it urgently because i am original torah genie and i will not die and all cases will be finished which are lie cases.
Thanks,
Ahmed.
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2014, 06:42:49 PM
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2014, 06:44:21 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2014, 07:15:51 PM
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2014, 08:58:50 AM
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Do you turn off your brain when you are making children with your wife?rubschin:
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2014, 09:18:25 AM
rubschin: rubschin:QuoteDo you turn off your brain when you are making children with your wife?rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2014, 09:28:08 AM
rubschin: rubschin:QuoteDo you turn off your brain when you are making children with your wife?rubschin:
No just the eyes....... whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2014, 10:15:54 AM
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Hi Keith,
I need your help, i am jewish can you call me to israel or UK.
I need help of god.
Thanks,
Ahmed.
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Post by: Barman on December 30, 2014, 10:55:03 AM
QuoteHi Keith,
I need your help, i am jewish can you call me to israel or UK.
I need help of god.
Thanks,
Ahmed.
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point:
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2014, 06:53:04 PM
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I've been called Judas Escargot. What does that mean?facepalm:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2015, 11:20:20 AM
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2015, 11:58:56 AM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150101024427AAdlxX6 (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150101024427AAdlxX6) noooo:
;D
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2015, 05:46:12 PM
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2015, 06:58:37 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141231102818AAczFsP (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141231102818AAczFsP) cloud9:
;D
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2015, 04:37:53 PM
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How's Beyonce's album go #1 in 100 countries if there are only 7 countries: Asia Europe South & North America, Australia Africa & Antarctica?
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2015, 04:39:25 PM
QuoteHow's Beyonce's album go #1 in 100 countries if there are only 7 countries: Asia Europe South & North America, Australia Africa & Antarctica?
noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2015, 05:01:15 PM
QuoteHow's Beyonce's album go #1 in 100 countries if there are only 7 countries: Asia Europe South & North America, Australia Africa & Antarctica?
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Post by: Nick on January 08, 2015, 07:02:30 AM
Quote
How do i get hand sanitizer out iphone?
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2015, 07:33:32 AM
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What is 161 divided by 5?
I have math homework today, and I needed to divide 161 by 5 as a part of it. I divided, and I got 32.1. However, when I checked on the calculator, the answer was 32.2. Why is this, were my calculations wrong?Is the calculator to precise?Thanks in advance for your advice!:D
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Post by: Barman on January 08, 2015, 07:50:24 AM
QuoteWhat is 161 divided by 5?
I have math homework today, and I needed to divide 161 by 5 as a part of it. I divided, and I got 32.1. However, when I checked on the calculator, the answer was 32.2. Why is this, were my calculations wrong?Is the calculator to precise?Thanks in advance for your advice!:D
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Post by: Nick on January 08, 2015, 07:58:43 AM
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Tips for abseiling? (the going down part)?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2015, 08:47:29 AM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2015, 08:48:45 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE) cloud9:
happy001
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2015, 09:21:48 AM
lol:QuoteHow do i get hand sanitizer out iphone?
eveilgrin: Dunk it in brine for 20 minutes and then put it in the tumble dryer on highest setting for an hour?
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2015, 09:25:50 AM
happy001 happy001https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE) cloud9:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2015, 10:13:37 AM
drumroll:happy001 happy001https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE) cloud9:
happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: barmisspah? on January 08, 2015, 05:19:44 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141224210352AAil1kE) cloud9::thumbsup: ;D
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2015, 08:09:27 AM
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Hi rabbi,
This is ahmed, i need your help please call me to united states.
I will send you my passport and visa immediately.
I will come there and Do any job.
Please dont ask me any questions call me.
Your love,
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Post by: Barman on January 10, 2015, 08:16:19 AM
QuoteHi rabbi,
This is ahmed, i need your help please call me to united states.
I will send you my passport and visa immediately.
I will come there and Do any job.
Please dont ask me any questions call me.
Your love,
facepalm:
point:
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2015, 11:39:56 AM
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:QuoteHi rabbi,
This is ahmed, i need your help please call me to united states.
I will send you my passport and visa immediately.
I will come there and Do any job.
Please dont ask me any questions call me.
Your love,
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point:
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 09:15:28 AM
Quote
What happens if you find like a sword or armor or dead night tilling a garden in your yard does it happen.?
Like where I live 100 years ago it was NOTHING but if you have a big yard in the uk there has to be like a sword or armor or skull somewhere right they have been fighting and dying and living on that little island for like 2000 years I herd they found king George 3 under a parking lot.
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Post by: Steve on January 15, 2015, 11:43:44 AM
facepalm: facepalm:QuoteWhat happens if you find like a sword or armor or dead night tilling a garden in your yard does it happen.?
Like where I live 100 years ago it was NOTHING but if you have a big yard in the uk there has to be like a sword or armor or skull somewhere right they have been fighting and dying and living on that little island for like 2000 years I herd they found king George 3 under a parking lot.
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Sadly it seems the thick will inherit the earth
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2015, 11:53:33 AM
QuoteWhat happens if you find like a sword or armor or dead night tilling a garden in your yard does it happen.?
Like where I live 100 years ago it was NOTHING but if you have a big yard in the uk there has to be like a sword or armor or skull somewhere right they have been fighting and dying and living on that little island for like 2000 years I herd they found king George 3 under a parking lot.
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That sounds like someone who might persuade a rich relative to buy some priceless artefacts.
Time to re-discover the 'Golden Turnip of Camelot' methinks. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 08:06:18 AM
Quote
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal and i dont have money to stay in kathmandu, nepal can you call me to United States on any job ?
Thanks,
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2015, 08:26:30 AM
facepalm: facepalm:QuoteHi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal and i dont have money to stay in kathmandu, nepal can you call me to United States on any job ?
Thanks,
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 08:27:16 AM
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2015, 08:35:58 AM
QuoteHi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal and i dont have money to stay in kathmandu, nepal can you call me to United States on any job ?
Thanks,
facepalm:
point:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 09:00:23 AM
Quote
Is their a place where i can find Sonic The Hedgehog Porn?
Is their a place where i can find Sonic Porn please i sore some pics once and I loved them.
P.S. don't hate people like different types of porn i just so happen to like this stuff
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2015, 09:08:59 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:QuoteIs their a place where i can find Sonic The Hedgehog Porn?
Is their a place where i can find Sonic Porn please i sore some pics once and I loved them.
P.S. don't hate people like different types of porn i just so happen to like this stuff
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 09:09:47 AM
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2015, 06:37:57 AM
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What city was the Spirit of St. Louis named after? I'm pretty sure it is St. Louis but I just wanted to double check.?
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2015, 06:57:52 AM
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I have been masturbating for 6years now i wnt know if am still a virgin?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2015, 12:14:36 PM
QuoteI have been masturbating for 6years now i wnt know if am still a virgin?
Don't know about that, but you must be tired and just look at those arm muscles . . .
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2015, 01:23:13 PM
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Hi RabbiShrugs: Shrugs:
People
Ahmed Jewish Today at 10:53 AM
To
me keith stern
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.
I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.
My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.
Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.
I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.
I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.
Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.
Bye,
Ahmed.
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2015, 02:17:59 PM
QuoteHi RabbiShrugs: Shrugs:
People
Ahmed Jewish Today at 10:53 AM
To
me keith stern
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.
I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.
My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.
Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.
I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.
I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.
Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.
Bye,
Ahmed.
whacky115
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2015, 02:28:16 PM
either that or it's all been a wind upQuoteHi RabbiShrugs: Shrugs:
People
Ahmed Jewish Today at 10:53 AM
To
me keith stern
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.
I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.
My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.
Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.
I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.
I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.
Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.
Bye,
Ahmed.
whacky115
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2015, 02:29:56 PM
either that or it's all been a wind upQuoteHi RabbiShrugs: Shrugs:
People
Ahmed Jewish Today at 10:53 AM
To
me keith stern
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.
I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.
My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.
Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.
I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.
I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.
Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.
Bye,
Ahmed.
whacky115
Like the trains in the cake shop.....? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2015, 02:31:20 PM
either that or it's all been a wind upQuoteHi RabbiShrugs: Shrugs:
People
Ahmed Jewish Today at 10:53 AM
To
me keith stern
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.
I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.
My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.
Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.
I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.
I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.
Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.
Bye,
Ahmed.
whacky115
Like the trains in the cake shop.....? rubschin:
Think that train was leccy....... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2015, 02:32:33 PM
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2015, 02:37:10 PM
either that or it's all been a wind upQuoteHi RabbiShrugs: Shrugs:
People
Ahmed Jewish Today at 10:53 AM
To
me keith stern
Hi Rabbi,
I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.
I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.
My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.
Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.
I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.
I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.
Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.
Bye,
Ahmed.
whacky115
Like the trains in the cake shop.....? rubschin:
Think that train was leccy....... rubschin:
;D
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 08:14:45 AM
Quote
Pregnant bridesmaid stole my thunder?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Hey guys. I got married two weeks ago (yay!!!!) And I had a very pregnant bridesmaid in my bridal party. I asked my nine month pregnant bridesmaid if she wanted to step down as a bridesmaid and just be a guest because she was so heavily pregnant and she insisted that she wanted to be at the wedding. At the time her due date was exactly a week later than my wedding day which apparently proved to be false when she went into labor at MY wedding. I was pissed of course, I mean you wait your whole life for this and then you're "upstaged." She must have been having contractions when we were getting ready but she never said! In a way I feel like she loved the attention. So out of no where during my ceremony my husband and I were reciting vows and she starts like making noise. She's trying to be discreet but everyone's looking anyway. Then out of NOWHERE she like screams. And it's a church so it's loud. People rush over and crap and my wedding is totally disregarded. Then she gets escorted by her boyfriend and he takes her to the hospital. For like 20 minutes the chatter in the chapel is loud and endless. Then the priest shushes them. At the reception people are coming up to me asking what happened and what's goin on---and I don't creaking know! How about let's talk about my wedding? I know it's selfish but this is my day. They're posting all over fb and crap what happened. What do I do?? No one will remember my wedding for my husband and I they'll remember it for the pregnant woman.
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2015, 08:45:45 AM
QuotePregnant bridesmaid stole my thunder?happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Hey guys. I got married two weeks ago (yay!!!!) And I had a very pregnant bridesmaid in my bridal party. I asked my nine month pregnant bridesmaid if she wanted to step down as a bridesmaid and just be a guest because she was so heavily pregnant and she insisted that she wanted to be at the wedding. At the time her due date was exactly a week later than my wedding day which apparently proved to be false when she went into labor at MY wedding. I was pissed of course, I mean you wait your whole life for this and then you're "upstaged." She must have been having contractions when we were getting ready but she never said! In a way I feel like she loved the attention. So out of no where during my ceremony my husband and I were reciting vows and she starts like making noise. She's trying to be discreet but everyone's looking anyway. Then out of NOWHERE she like screams. And it's a church so it's loud. People rush over and crap and my wedding is totally disregarded. Then she gets escorted by her boyfriend and he takes her to the hospital. For like 20 minutes the chatter in the chapel is loud and endless. Then the priest shushes them. At the reception people are coming up to me asking what happened and what's goin on---and I don't creaking know! How about let's talk about my wedding? I know it's selfish but this is my day. They're posting all over fb and crap what happened. What do I do?? No one will remember my wedding for my husband and I they'll remember it for the pregnant woman.
happy002
Get over yourself... ::)
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2015, 08:50:01 AM
Quote
Am a dentist. recently I got marriage proposal from navy officer. should I say yes?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2015, 09:29:05 AM
Quote
Help. fiance's sister and cousin pregnant. i've been carrying on with both, am worried?eeek:
HELP. i'm getting married in three days to my 34yr old fiance. however i've been boning her 22yr old sister and the sister thinks shes pregnant and that im the father. My fiance is also pregnant and so is a cousin of theirs who i had a one night stand with. I know i sound not responsible but this stuff just happened....i do not need judgement just advice
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 09:38:56 AM
QuoteHelp. fiance's sister and cousin pregnant. i've been carrying on with both, am worried?eeek:
HELP. i'm getting married in three days to my 34yr old fiance. however i've been boning her 22yr old sister and the sister thinks shes pregnant and that im the father. My fiance is also pregnant and so is a cousin of theirs who i had a one night stand with. I know i sound not responsible but this stuff just happened....i do not need judgement just advice
Advice.....You are in the shit mate!
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2015, 10:06:20 AM
:thumbsup:QuoteHelp. fiance's sister and cousin pregnant. i've been carrying on with both, am worried?eeek:
HELP. i'm getting married in three days to my 34yr old fiance. however i've been boning her 22yr old sister and the sister thinks shes pregnant and that im the father. My fiance is also pregnant and so is a cousin of theirs who i had a one night stand with. I know i sound not responsible but this stuff just happened....i do not need judgement just advice
Advice.....You are in the shit mate!
Another candidate for the Witless protection programme?
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2015, 08:03:56 AM
Quote
Can the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?
rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2015, 10:05:43 AM
QuoteCan the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?
rubschin:
Does "Your ship is sinking" count? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2015, 10:06:59 AM
QuoteCan the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?
rubschin:
Does "Your ship is sinking" count? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2015, 01:18:59 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteCan the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?
rubschin:
Does "Your ship is sinking" count? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2015, 06:00:57 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteCan the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?
rubschin:
Does "Your ship is sinking" count? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2015, 06:17:45 PM
Quote
I won a trip to Los Angeles, but I already live there? What do I do?
facepalm: facepalm:
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2015, 06:18:52 PM
QuoteI won a trip to Los Angeles, but I already live there? What do I do?
facepalm: facepalm:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2015, 07:48:25 PM
QuoteI won a trip to Los Angeles, but I already live there? What do I do?
facepalm: facepalm:
Holy fuck.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2015, 03:48:27 PM
Quote
Do they still make fly srips . to catch flying insects?
It appears that "Why is this in the Air Travel section" is not an acceptable answer. redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2015, 05:13:10 PM
Quote
Will Cyprus be safe?:thumbsup:
Hello. I'm going to Cyprus 14th October for my honeymoon. This is going to sound like a ridiculous question, will we be safe? With everything going on in Syria? I'm probably just being silly but it does scare me. I'm going to paphos x
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2015, 06:11:55 PM
QuoteWill Cyprus be safe?:thumbsup:
Hello. I'm going to Cyprus 14th October for my honeymoon. This is going to sound like a ridiculous question, will we be safe? With everything going on in Syria? I'm probably just being silly but it does scare me. I'm going to paphos x
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2015, 05:36:58 AM
Quote
I have to finish a 215 page book by Friday. I'm on page 8. How many pages should I read each day to finish the book by Friday?
Update : I'm not good at math. Thanks
Update 2: I'm not on page 8 I'm on page 83
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2015, 06:13:27 AM
QuoteI have to finish a 215 page book by Friday. I'm on page 8. How many pages should I read each day to finish the book by Friday?
Update : I'm not good at math. Thanks
Update 2: I'm not on page 8 I'm on page 83
facepalm:
Banghead
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2015, 09:32:37 AM
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2015, 12:22:40 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150220233238AA6k5BW (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150220233238AA6k5BW) cloud9:lol:
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2015, 08:37:33 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150220233238AA6k5BW (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150220233238AA6k5BW) cloud9:
;D
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2015, 10:21:49 AM
Quote
In which month of pregnancy the belly come out?eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2015, 03:01:09 PM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2015, 03:51:59 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150129131102AAyzWhi (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150129131102AAyzWhi) cloud9:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2015, 08:28:35 PM
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2015, 08:57:48 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150306081929AAZwfot (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150306081929AAZwfot) cloud9: cloud9:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2015, 06:31:43 PM
Quote
What if Rome still existed?
facepalm:
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
QuoteWhat if Rome still existed?
facepalm:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2015, 08:46:22 AM
Quote
I'm going on holiday, will an extension cable work?
I'm going to switzerland from the UK and obviously we have different plug sockets so I'm taking an adapter but if I put an extension cable that I use in the UK in the adapter socket, will it work? I know that the amount of power is different or something...?
facepalm:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2015, 08:56:34 AM
QuoteI'm going on holiday, will an extension cable work?
I'm going to switzerland from the UK and obviously we have different plug sockets so I'm taking an adapter but if I put an extension cable that I use in the UK in the adapter socket, will it work? I know that the amount of power is different or something...?
facepalm:
I hope you answered that the excess baggage costs for such a long extension cable might be prohibitive.
Post by: Misty on March 14, 2015, 10:50:15 AM
QuoteI'm going on holiday, will an extension cable work?
I'm going to switzerland from the UK and obviously we have different plug sockets so I'm taking an adapter but if I put an extension cable that I use in the UK in the adapter socket, will it work? I know that the amount of power is different or something...?
facepalm:
I hope you answered that the excess baggage costs for such a long extension cable might be prohibitive.
lol: lol:
I did originally think he meant he was running an extension to Switzerland.... redface:
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2015, 08:09:46 PM
Quote
Will I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2015, 08:11:27 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2015, 08:13:45 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2015, 08:18:39 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
happy001
Legoland is in the Netherlands not Holland... ::)
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2015, 08:24:35 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
happy001
Legoland is in the Netherlands not Holland... ::)
No, it is in Windsor you mong.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2015, 08:26:00 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
happy001
Legoland is in the Netherlands not Holland... ::)
No, it is in Windsor you mong.... ::)
I know ..... ::) I lived in Ascot......
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
happy001
Legoland is in the Netherlands not Holland... ::)
No, it is in Windsor you mong.... ::)
I know ..... ::) I lived in Ascot......
Posh! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2015, 09:50:46 PM
QuoteWill I be ok in Holland eventhough I barely speak any Danish?
I want to be able to fit in like a local in Rotterdam and Amsterdam so I decided to stop speaking English and practice Danish speaking.
Besides Rotterdam, I want to see Legoland? Where in Holland is this Legoland?
happy001
Legoland is in the Netherlands not Holland... ::)
No, it is in Windsor you mong.... ::)
I know ..... ::) I lived in Ascot......
Posh! Thumbs:
Prince Andrew and Elton John as neighbours....... Thumbs: they don't like drunks wandering on their land with air rifles......so I hear.... redface:
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2015, 09:51:04 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fifr3wkh31%2FCanteen_Trailer_Ascot1a.jpg&hash=c110c82bb773a8a9b11a80f69c33ba58aa615168) (http://postimg.org/image/ifr3wkh31/)
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2015, 09:53:33 PM
But i expect you meant...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fifr3wkh31%2FCanteen_Trailer_Ascot1a.jpg&hash=c110c82bb773a8a9b11a80f69c33ba58aa615168) (http://postimg.org/image/ifr3wkh31/)
noooo:
tunble:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2015, 07:25:40 AM
Quote
Why are there so many airplanes flying low at Windsor Castle?
We were visiting Windsor Castle and we noticed a bunch of jet planes flying by why is that?
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2015, 07:27:11 AM
QuoteWhy are there so many airplanes flying low at Windsor Castle?
We were visiting Windsor Castle and we noticed a bunch of jet planes flying by why is that?
facepalm:
noooo:
Although to be fair, it was a stupid place to build it - right under the flightpath there.....
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2015, 07:55:30 AM
Quote
How to include fiancé's deceased father in our wedding?
Unfortunately, my FFIL recently passed away. It was quite unexpected and has been especially hard on my fiancé, who idolised his father. I have already broached the topic of my fiancé using his father's wedding ring as his wedding ring (which he and his mother really liked the idea of), but I am trying to think of other ways that FFIL can be included in our wedding without it being too cliched? Neither of us like the idea of an empty seat, for example, or having his photo on a seat.
It seems that "Dig him up" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2015, 08:23:24 AM
QuoteHow to include fiancé's deceased father in our wedding?
Unfortunately, my FFIL recently passed away. It was quite unexpected and has been especially hard on my fiancé, who idolised his father. I have already broached the topic of my fiancé using his father's wedding ring as his wedding ring (which he and his mother really liked the idea of), but I am trying to think of other ways that FFIL can be included in our wedding without it being too cliched? Neither of us like the idea of an empty seat, for example, or having his photo on a seat.
It seems that "Dig him up" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2015, 08:51:08 AM
Quote
Why some of the paintings (i mean mostly) in renaissance period are nude?
im just curious.. do they dont wear clothes when they walk around the city?
Quote
It was an exceptionally hot period and washing machines had not been perfected.
angel1
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2015, 10:12:40 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhy are there so many airplanes flying low at Windsor Castle?
We were visiting Windsor Castle and we noticed a bunch of jet planes flying by why is that?
facepalm:
noooo:
Although to be fair, it was a stupid place to build it - right under the flightpath there.....
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2015, 10:14:10 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteHow to include fiancé's deceased father in our wedding?
Unfortunately, my FFIL recently passed away. It was quite unexpected and has been especially hard on my fiancé, who idolised his father. I have already broached the topic of my fiancé using his father's wedding ring as his wedding ring (which he and his mother really liked the idea of), but I am trying to think of other ways that FFIL can be included in our wedding without it being too cliched? Neither of us like the idea of an empty seat, for example, or having his photo on a seat.
It seems that "Dig him up" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2015, 10:15:21 AM
lol: lol:QuoteWhy some of the paintings (i mean mostly) in renaissance period are nude?
im just curious.. do they dont wear clothes when they walk around the city?QuoteIt was an exceptionally hot period and washing machines had not been perfected.
angel1
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2015, 10:58:08 AM
QuoteHow to include fiancé's deceased father in our wedding?
Unfortunately, my FFIL recently passed away. It was quite unexpected and has been especially hard on my fiancé, who idolised his father. I have already broached the topic of my fiancé using his father's wedding ring as his wedding ring (which he and his mother really liked the idea of), but I am trying to think of other ways that FFIL can be included in our wedding without it being too cliched? Neither of us like the idea of an empty seat, for example, or having his photo on a seat.
It seems that "Dig him up" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Fancy dress! razz:
The groom could dress up as Eric Morecambe...
.... and the FFIL could turn up in a little urn... redface:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2015, 10:58:44 AM
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2015, 11:05:28 AM
tunble:
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Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2015, 11:20:53 AM
QuoteHow to include fiancé's deceased father in our wedding?
Unfortunately, my FFIL recently passed away. It was quite unexpected and has been especially hard on my fiancé, who idolised his father. I have already broached the topic of my fiancé using his father's wedding ring as his wedding ring (which he and his mother really liked the idea of), but I am trying to think of other ways that FFIL can be included in our wedding without it being too cliched? Neither of us like the idea of an empty seat, for example, or having his photo on a seat.
It seems that "Dig him up" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Fancy dress! razz:
The groom could dress up as Eric Morecambe...
.... and the FFIL could turn up in a little urn... redface:
lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2015, 11:21:32 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhy are there so many airplanes flying low at Windsor Castle?
We were visiting Windsor Castle and we noticed a bunch of jet planes flying by why is that?
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noooo:
Although to be fair, it was a stupid place to build it - right under the flightpath there.....
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Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2015, 11:22:43 AM
lol: lol:QuoteWhy some of the paintings (i mean mostly) in renaissance period are nude?
im just curious.. do they dont wear clothes when they walk around the city?QuoteIt was an exceptionally hot period and washing machines had not been perfected.
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2015, 11:30:47 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteHow to include fiancé's deceased father in our wedding?
Unfortunately, my FFIL recently passed away. It was quite unexpected and has been especially hard on my fiancé, who idolised his father. I have already broached the topic of my fiancé using his father's wedding ring as his wedding ring (which he and his mother really liked the idea of), but I am trying to think of other ways that FFIL can be included in our wedding without it being too cliched? Neither of us like the idea of an empty seat, for example, or having his photo on a seat.
It seems that "Dig him up" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Fancy dress! razz:
The groom could dress up as Eric Morecambe...
.... and the FFIL could turn up in a little urn... redface:
lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2015, 11:53:37 AM
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How to Find how much money you need?
Okay Id like to know if there is a money thing online which tells you how much you need to reach a certain amount
Say for example
You would like to make $500 out of $2 coins
How many coins would you need?
To make $10 of $2 you need 5 coins
How many do you need to get to $500?
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2015, 11:58:01 AM
QuoteHow to Find how much money you need?
Okay Id like to know if there is a money thing online which tells you how much you need to reach a certain amount
Say for example
You would like to make $500 out of $2 coins
How many coins would you need?
To make $10 of $2 you need 5 coins
How many do you need to get to $500?
noooo:
Them Nigerians could help out. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2015, 05:42:00 PM
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In Westchester New York can you have a Pygmy marmoset Monkey ?
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2015, 09:45:53 AM
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How to look at internal organs without feeling dizzy?eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2015, 09:56:33 AM
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I am going to marry this month, Should I watch adult video for future planning ?eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2015, 08:03:25 PM
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Is this ok?
So I was thinking and if me and my boyfriend gave each other little rings and don't sign anything and didn't have a ceremony , but we promised each other that we were together forever like in a real ceremony would that still be married ? Does God count that as a real marriage ? Because we both want to wait , but are still in high school and are parents won't let us until we are out of college . So we were both just wondering , but then we would do it legally like after college . Anyways would it still be sin of we did this marriage thing ourselves and then had sex ? Thank you so much !
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Me and my fiance recently moved in together and he constantly wants sex.?
I'm all for a good roll in the sheets but every since me and my fiance moved in together he wants sex all the time. Before moving in together we would have sex 3-5x a week now he wants it 3-5x a day. I know some people might think it sounds great but I got stuff to do. I've talked to him about it but it doesn't do much good. I'm into consensual "forceful" sex so when I say no or even get irritated he takes it as foreplay. Conversations aren't helping. Idk if he needs sex like this, if he's always been like this. I'm kinda wondering while we were only having sex 3-5x a week What else was he doing. Any suggestions?
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My fiancee fainted when i proposed- good or bad sign?
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2015, 08:11:30 PM
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When is it acceptable to put the car roof down without looking like a dick? (I live in Portsmouth, UK)?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2015, 08:11:34 AM
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Can all girls handle a big penis?eeek:
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2015, 08:27:04 AM
QuoteCan all girls handle a big penis?eeek:
So far.... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2015, 08:29:24 AM
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2015, 08:32:52 AM
Moves £5 from left pocket to right pocket ::)
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Post by: Nick on March 27, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
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Hi. I m immigrating to edmonton in april. I have a child of 5 yrs along with me. What type of clothes do i carry with me?? Can i carry cotton clothes also?
Shrugs: Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2015, 07:24:41 AM
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What's the *LEAST* read Bible verse at weddings?
I figure it might be this one:
"She lusted after their genitals--as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."
- Ezekiel 23:20
They might reserve that one for bridal showers, but I'm not sure.
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 09:51:50 AM
lol:QuoteWhat's the *LEAST* read Bible verse at weddings?
I figure it might be this one:
"She lusted after their genitals--as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."
- Ezekiel 23:20
They might reserve that one for bridal showers, but I'm not sure.
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2015, 04:44:22 PM
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What makes my car go so fast?
Ok, so im defiantly a girly girl. I bought my first car ,drove it for sec, got it checked out & everything seemed fine. So i bought it. Ive been practicing in it to get my license. but the car goes really fast. I constantly have to brake or just take my foot off the gas to slow down. i mean like just tapping on the gas makes it go really fast..why?
I took my driving test in the car, I had to back up in the parking spot, so i tapped on the gas just to get all the way in the spot alittle more & ran over all the cones lol =(
It also makes like a reved up sound when i push the gas like im about to race. lol Is there a way i can get it fixed so it doesn't accelerate so much? Or no?
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2015, 08:17:19 AM
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What are the major female organs and their functions?
It seems that "Mouth: talking" may not be an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2015, 09:09:02 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat are the major female organs and their functions?
It seems that "Mouth: talking" may not be an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2015, 11:56:59 AM
QuoteWhat are the major female organs and their functions?
It seems that "Mouth: talking" may not be an acceptable answer redface:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2015, 03:35:53 PM
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How many miles closer to the sun are you when in Cancun as opposed to Chicago?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2015, 09:51:56 PM
QuoteHow many miles closer to the sun are you when in Cancun as opposed to Chicago?
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Well at least he knows it is nearer rather than more distant.
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 09:49:38 AM
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Famous Female Medieval Villagers?
I need to find out about a particular female medieval village and write about her life for my homework. She doesn't need to be famous, just as long there is enough information about her. She needs to be a villager, and not royal.
I need:
1. When she lived
2.Her name
3. A photo of her, or a link to it.
4. What she does everyday. Eg. She tidies the house, while her 7 year old looks after her baby, prepares food, collects water.
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Post by: Barman on April 18, 2015, 11:11:58 AM
QuoteFamous Female Medieval Villagers?
I need to find out about a particular female medieval village and write about her life for my homework. She doesn't need to be famous, just as long there is enough information about her. She needs to be a villager, and not royal.
I need:
1. When she lived
2.Her name
3. A photo of her, or a link to it.
4. What she does everyday. Eg. She tidies the house, while her 7 year old looks after her baby, prepares food, collects water.
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doublefacepalm
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 08:01:14 AM
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How long does uranium exist?
Plzz help me out i need to do d role play
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Post by: Nick on April 22, 2015, 07:07:49 PM
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Was Jesus Born in 700 BC?
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 07:08:34 PM
QuoteWas Jesus Born in 700 BC?
noooo:
noooo:
Post by: boogs on April 23, 2015, 01:49:23 PM
QuoteWas Jesus Born in 700 BC?
noooo:
noooo:
You couldn't make it up confused:
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2015, 08:34:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2015, 08:36:17 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150504122118AANrWJp (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150504122118AANrWJp) angel1 angel1
This or next... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2015, 08:38:27 PM
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2015, 03:15:38 AM
I have replied to her.................... whistle: whistle:
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 07:55:48 AM
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Did Jurassic Park actually happen?
Was it based on actual events?
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2015, 06:39:14 AM
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How old was hitler when he was born?noooo:
I was able to find out hitler's birth and death dates, but I couldn't find his age at birth, everywhere I looked. Can someone help me out, maybe someone who has studied ww2 and hitler in general?
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2015, 07:08:46 AM
QuoteHow old was hitler when he was born?noooo:
I was able to find out hitler's birth and death dates, but I couldn't find his age at birth, everywhere I looked. Can someone help me out, maybe someone who has studied ww2 and hitler in general?
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Post by: Nick on May 06, 2015, 12:14:58 PM
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Is it possible to have DNA test done on my parents since they're both deceased? If so please give me some information on how to do this?
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 06, 2015, 04:23:23 PM
QuoteHow old was hitler when he was born?noooo:
I was able to find out hitler's birth and death dates, but I couldn't find his age at birth, everywhere I looked. Can someone help me out, maybe someone who has studied ww2 and hitler in general?
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They walk among us. . . .
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2015, 04:30:43 PM
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 06:12:12 AM
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Lost my booking need to know what hotel i am staying at?noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 02:23:52 PM
QuoteLost my booking need to know what hotel i am staying at?noooo:
I hate to say it Nick but that does sound like something you would ask... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2015, 10:46:02 PM
QuoteLost my booking need to know what hotel i am staying at?noooo:
I hate to say it Nick but that does sound like something you would ask... rubschin:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2015, 07:20:49 AM
Hello. I will be going to Fiji in June and I was wondering does the Fiji tan stay on for long? Or is it like the Hawaiian tan that dissapears in a week or so? Also, is it easy to get a tan there?
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2015, 07:59:26 AM
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Is it expected the best man and brides maid sleep with each other?
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2015, 09:30:28 AM
;DQuoteIs it expected the best man and brides maid sleep with each other?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2015, 12:05:47 PM
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Were there many adults from the 1900s alive in the 1990s?
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Post by: Nick on May 20, 2015, 07:09:22 AM
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Should i let my brother?eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
My brother is a really nice guy, hes funny and fit (exercises all the time) however he has never had a girlfriend and is still a virgin. This is because he's shy with girls, he said he's 'scared' to have sex because hes worried how bad he will do not having any experience and that would be embarrassing, then saying the girl would probably tell her friends and he would be a laughing stock. I really want to help him out and the thing is i have seen him looking at me inappropriately, one time when i saw him looking i decided to hug him, i kinda grinded against him a bit (he had a chub on for sure) and he went off to the bathroom after for a long time. I didn't care i mean could you imagine the hormones he has being a 20 year old virgin? Anyway i thought mabey i could help him out and let him do me ? I know he feels bad about getting to that 'loser' 20 year old virgin state and i could also help him build confidence withe the experience he's getting. It would only be a few times to help him out and i wouldn't mind :) i mean he's got a 6 pack and nice lean body not the worst id ever had.
Update: Btw he is 19 s of now will very soon be 20.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2015, 06:34:11 PM
QuoteShould i let my brother?eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
My brother is a really nice guy, hes funny and fit (exercises all the time) however he has never had a girlfriend and is still a virgin. This is because he's shy with girls, he said he's 'scared' to have sex because hes worried how bad he will do not having any experience and that would be embarrassing, then saying the girl would probably tell her friends and he would be a laughing stock. I really want to help him out and the thing is i have seen him looking at me inappropriately, one time when i saw him looking i decided to hug him, i kinda grinded against him a bit (he had a chub on for sure) and he went off to the bathroom after for a long time. I didn't care i mean could you imagine the hormones he has being a 20 year old virgin? Anyway i thought mabey i could help him out and let him do me ? I know he feels bad about getting to that 'loser' 20 year old virgin state and i could also help him build confidence withe the experience he's getting. It would only be a few times to help him out and i wouldn't mind :) i mean he's got a 6 pack and nice lean body not the worst id ever had.
Update: Btw he is 19 s of now will very soon be 20.
Well typed given the webbed fingers of the people of Norfolk rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2015, 07:20:38 PM
QuoteShould i let my brother?eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
My brother is a really nice guy, hes funny and fit (exercises all the time) however he has never had a girlfriend and is still a virgin. This is because he's shy with girls, he said he's 'scared' to have sex because hes worried how bad he will do not having any experience and that would be embarrassing, then saying the girl would probably tell her friends and he would be a laughing stock. I really want to help him out and the thing is i have seen him looking at me inappropriately, one time when i saw him looking i decided to hug him, i kinda grinded against him a bit (he had a chub on for sure) and he went off to the bathroom after for a long time. I didn't care i mean could you imagine the hormones he has being a 20 year old virgin? Anyway i thought mabey i could help him out and let him do me ? I know he feels bad about getting to that 'loser' 20 year old virgin state and i could also help him build confidence withe the experience he's getting. It would only be a few times to help him out and i wouldn't mind :) i mean he's got a 6 pack and nice lean body not the worst id ever had.
Update: Btw he is 19 s of now will very soon be 20.
Well typed given the webbed fingers of the people of Norfolk rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Creant on May 21, 2015, 08:04:09 AM
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2015, 08:50:36 AM
I hope you told her it was a great idea. And also that it was common practice in many countries and cultures. angel1
If it happens again in Bickering we'll all be writing to our new MP. Mind you our councillor did fuck all about it.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 09:23:42 AM
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Are there any apps for your iPad to block social media for you to study?
I have finals in a week and I need to focus so I was wondering if there are apps that I can use to block social media to study like self control for max
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Post by: Miss Creant on May 24, 2015, 05:40:27 AM
QuoteAre there any apps for your iPad to block social media for you to study?
I have finals in a week and I need to focus so I was wondering if there are apps that I can use to block social media to study like self control for max
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Should Max not be doing this for himself rather than relying on others?
I do believe we need a linky so that we may do a little mind messing. angel1 angel1 eveilgrin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 01:51:46 AM
QuoteAre there any apps for your iPad to block social media for you to study?
I have finals in a week and I need to focus so I was wondering if there are apps that I can use to block social media to study like self control for max
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Should Max not be doing this for himself rather than relying on others?
I do believe we need a linky so that we may do a little mind messing. angel1 angel1 eveilgrin:
Something along the lines of the 'secret' productivity setting that is also known as factory reset.... eveilgrin:
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2015, 10:54:13 AM
QuoteAre there any apps for your iPad to block social media for you to study?
I have finals in a week and I need to focus so I was wondering if there are apps that I can use to block social media to study like self control for max
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Should Max not be doing this for himself rather than relying on others?
I do believe we need a linky so that we may do a little mind messing. angel1 angel1 eveilgrin:
https://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150523015626AAmBxJ1
'Orakle's answer beats 'Keith's imho
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 05:44:51 AM
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Did people see everything in black and white in the 20s?
In the video clips i've seen from the 20s, its in black and white. Did people back then only see black and white?
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2015, 07:26:23 AM
And they only had one good eye so no 3D either
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 07:54:49 AM
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2015, 12:59:56 PM
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How did people charge their phones before electricity?
i was in the countryside last week and my phone ran out of battery so i was wondering this question
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Post by: Steve on June 09, 2015, 05:51:20 PM
Post by: barmisspah? on June 09, 2015, 10:26:44 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2015, 03:58:34 AM
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2015, 07:33:38 PM
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I'm having an ice cream sale to fundraise for for the World Wildlife Fund. Any ideas for slogans?
It seems that, "Eat ice and save a polar bear" may not be an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 05:51:13 AM
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Girl came up to me & said someone wrote this and I found it on the floorIt was piece of paper saying Audrey is a mean gossiper what do I do?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2015, 08:18:01 AM
Audrey asks:QuoteGirl came up to me & said someone wrote this and I found it on the floorIt was piece of paper saying Audrey is a mean gossiper what do I do?
"Tell everybody"
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 08:34:50 AM
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What was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
Need Help!
what was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
It seems that "The Finns won" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 08:37:29 AM
QuoteWhat was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
Need Help!
what was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
It seems that "The Finns won" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2015, 08:52:28 AM
QuoteWhat was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
Need Help!
what was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
It seems that "The Finns won" is not an acceptable answer redface:
drumroll:
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2015, 09:46:30 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
Need Help!
what was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
It seems that "The Finns won" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
How about "the Finns lost" ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2015, 10:23:05 AM
:thumbsup:lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhat was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
Need Help!
what was the end of the Finnish Civil War?
It seems that "The Finns won" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
How about "the Finns lost" ?
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 01:34:47 PM
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 01:35:51 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150610062842AAxjACu (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150610062842AAxjACu) cloud9:
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 02:10:55 PM
Check out Guru Hank's answer razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 02:20:01 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150611054324AASSJz7 (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150611054324AASSJz7)
Check out Guru Hank's answer razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
inane:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2015, 02:23:22 PM
lol: lol:https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150611054324AASSJz7 (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150611054324AASSJz7)
Check out Guru Hank's answer razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
inane:
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2015, 07:46:51 PM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150611054324AASSJz7 (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150611054324AASSJz7)
Check out Guru Hank's answer razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
inane:
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2015, 06:28:32 AM
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Pearl Harbor timeline question?
Edit
I was reading Wikipedia's article on the Pearl Harbor attack and from what I understand, the Japanese main fleet left on the 26th of November.
The attack was on Honolulu's time of December 7th. Is that not 11 days of flying? How is that possible? Would they not be extremely fatigued by the time they reached Pearl Harbor?
Maybe I'm missing something obvious here, (like the fleet crossing the International Dateline, chopping off a day for the Japanese..but still..that's a long time of flight).
Thanks!
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Post by: Barman on June 13, 2015, 06:32:00 AM
QuotePearl Harbor timeline question?
Edit
I was reading Wikipedia's article on the Pearl Harbor attack and from what I understand, the Japanese main fleet left on the 26th of November.
The attack was on Honolulu's time of December 7th. Is that not 11 days of flying? How is that possible? Would they not be extremely fatigued by the time they reached Pearl Harbor?
Maybe I'm missing something obvious here, (like the fleet crossing the International Dateline, chopping off a day for the Japanese..but still..that's a long time of flight).
Thanks!
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FFS! Banghead
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2015, 10:45:59 AM
facepalm: facepalm: BangheadQuotePearl Harbor timeline question?
Edit
I was reading Wikipedia's article on the Pearl Harbor attack and from what I understand, the Japanese main fleet left on the 26th of November.
The attack was on Honolulu's time of December 7th. Is that not 11 days of flying? How is that possible? Would they not be extremely fatigued by the time they reached Pearl Harbor?
Maybe I'm missing something obvious here, (like the fleet crossing the International Dateline, chopping off a day for the Japanese..but still..that's a long time of flight).
Thanks!
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FFS! Banghead
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2015, 08:02:35 PM
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2015, 08:27:33 AM
Don't forget folks...
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I thought that was Nick.
"No leg is power"
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2015, 08:29:47 AM
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2015, 08:31:01 AM
Don't forget folks...
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Thumbs:
I thought that was Nick.
"No leg is power"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2015, 07:49:58 PM
Don't forget folks...
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Thumbs:
I thought that was Nick.
"No leg is power"
;D
Post by: barmisspah? on June 17, 2015, 02:16:15 PM
Don't forget folks...
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I suppose it's wishful thinking that is sarcasm at its finest ?
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2015, 02:40:42 PM
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What to pack on holiday?
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Okay I'm going away for 2 weeks next week, and I have loads of hair products and skin products and makeup that are essential for my everyday look. However, I have like over 20 products and it seems a lot. How do I shorten this number down? Thanks!
It seems that, "Are you a professional clown?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2015, 04:50:12 PM
QuoteWhat to pack on holiday?
Edit
Okay I'm going away for 2 weeks next week, and I have loads of hair products and skin products and makeup that are essential for my everyday look. However, I have like over 20 products and it seems a lot. How do I shorten this number down? Thanks!
It seems that, "Are you a professional clown?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Not packing a trowel would drop it down to 19 I suppose. That would be a start. rubschin:
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2015, 03:01:03 AM
happy001QuoteWhat to pack on holiday?
Edit
Okay I'm going away for 2 weeks next week, and I have loads of hair products and skin products and makeup that are essential for my everyday look. However, I have like over 20 products and it seems a lot. How do I shorten this number down? Thanks!
It seems that, "Are you a professional clown?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2015, 02:16:07 PM
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2015, 02:23:41 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150623072036AAclH3W (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150623072036AAclH3W) cloud9:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2015, 07:16:51 AM
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How to bleach my eyebrows without going blind?
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I'm bleaching my hair, I of course want to bleach my eyebrows.
I don't want to go blind. Help please.
Thanks in advance
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Post by: barmisspah? on July 08, 2015, 03:38:21 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on July 08, 2015, 03:44:27 PM
QuoteHow to bleach my eyebrows without going blind?
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I'm bleaching my hair, I of course want to bleach my eyebrows.
I don't want to go blind. Help please.
Thanks in advance
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Put the poor love out of his/her misery just tell them to stop masturbating. noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2015, 03:46:20 PM
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2015, 06:38:33 PM
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2015, 07:02:38 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150708095249AAX8UHJ (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150708095249AAX8UHJ) cloud9:
happy001
Post by: Miss Creant on July 09, 2015, 07:25:43 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2015, 04:39:17 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150709123632AAmmrcV
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2015, 08:25:46 PM
Looks like one for Nick to get his teeth in to... rubschin:The question or the woman?
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150709123632AAmmrcV
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 02:21:06 PM
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I got a job as a sales rep in a company that manufactures and exports GEARBOX. the problem is i have no idea what that is. please help.?
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Update: www.halascar.com (http://www.halascar.com) this is the companies website.
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Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 05:17:15 AM
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I'm looking for a realistic, but fake prop dog skeleton without any ears on it...?
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I need a prop skeleton dog, and I've already looked around google and only found ones that have ears attached to the skull, unlike an actual dog skeleton. I can't spend over 55$ on it.
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 08:55:35 AM
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Robin Williams committed suicide last year but staring in a movie that's coming out at august the 14th how does this work Im very confused?
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2015, 10:36:19 AM
QuoteRobin Williams committed suicide last year but staring in a movie that's coming out at august the 14th how does this work Im very confused?
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2015, 12:42:07 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:QuoteRobin Williams committed suicide last year but staring in a movie that's coming out at august the 14th how does this work Im very confused?
noooo: noooo:
so tempting to create a Robin Williams account and reply
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 07:11:02 PM
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Is there a hyper link traveling from london to New York in a hour?
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I have seen online rumors of a " hyperlink train" which travels from london to New york in around a hour, is this true? i have always wanted to go to new york but was always afraid of going on a plane and always thought a boat would be too long. heck i dont care if its a hour, even if its 6 hours!
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2015, 04:34:53 AM
QuoteIs there a hyper link traveling from london to New York in a hour?
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I have seen online rumors of a " hyperlink train" which travels from london to New york in around a hour, is this true? i have always wanted to go to new york but was always afraid of going on a plane and always thought a boat would be too long. heck i dont care if its a hour, even if its 6 hours!
noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2015, 07:51:38 AM
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Do more expensive airlines avoid turbulence?
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So I have noticed while on holiday my boyfriend and I will fly with an airline like Cathay pacific or China Southern where my parents will fly Qantas and Emirates ....when coming back from South Africa last year our planes left the same day we had quite a bit of turbulence and my parents had none...I've also noticed that Emirates have a bar and a shower on some flights...and I can't even imagine how that would function on some of the flights I've been on. Anyway my question is do Emirates and Qantas go above the turbulence because they are more expensive so maybe can afford to pay for more fuel to fly above the turbulence?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2015, 02:01:45 PM
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2015, 02:12:21 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150801235212AAXDjpu (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150801235212AAXDjpu) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2015, 05:58:04 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150801235212AAXDjpu (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150801235212AAXDjpu) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2015, 09:41:07 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150801235212AAXDjpu (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150801235212AAXDjpu) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2015, 06:02:50 AM
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Help with my kiln?
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I bought a used kiln on craigslist. Obviously, it came with no paperwork/instructions. Each time I've used it, it has severely burned me. Does anyone have any tips on how i can safely fire my ceramics without burning my hands or catching my clothes on fire?
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2015, 06:28:32 AM
QuoteHelp with my kiln?
Edit
I bought a used kiln on craigslist. Obviously, it came with no paperwork/instructions. Each time I've used it, it has severely burned me. Does anyone have any tips on how i can safely fire my ceramics without burning my hands or catching my clothes on fire?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2015, 04:26:02 PM
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Bringing a penis pump to Hong Kong through checked in luggage?
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Okay, I was wondering if bringing a penis pump to Hong Kong is legal? I am thinking of checking it into the luggage. Does anyone know anything about it? Any help is appreciated! Thanks heaps
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Post by: Misty on August 18, 2015, 10:38:48 PM
Me thinks nick is getting no answers from google so therefore looking to us....what to do? rubschin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2015, 05:30:57 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2015, 08:38:24 PM
I thought Nick had actually posted the question about the kiln, then the penis pump came up and now..... surrender:
Me thinks nick is getting no answers from google so therefore looking to us....what to do? rubschin:
I think he is doomed anyway, so we might as well have some sport by giving him bad advice :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2015, 08:39:34 PM
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2015, 06:14:00 AM
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Looking for an artist with similar name L.V.R.M.A but dont know the order of the letters and not sure if even right letters!!?
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2015, 06:15:45 AM
QuoteLooking for an artist with similar name L.V.R.M.A but dont know the order of the letters and not sure if even right letters!!?
happy001
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2015, 06:30:49 AM
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Can I be pregnant from anal sex?noooo:
Post by: Just One More on August 23, 2015, 04:47:28 PM
QuoteCan I be pregnant from anal sex?noooo:
Me thinks nick is getting no answers from google so therefore looking to us....what to do? rubschin:
eveilgrin:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2015, 04:49:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2015, 05:02:39 PM
QuoteCan I be pregnant from anal sex?noooo:
Do women never listen to men.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2015, 05:04:57 PM
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2015, 10:03:29 AM
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How old was Abraham Lincoln ?
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Post by: Nick on August 25, 2015, 01:48:57 PM
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Is it possible to become a lifeguard in Sydney Australia if you live in Ireland .are there restrictions ?thanls?
It seems that, "It would take you a while to get to work each day," is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2015, 02:41:20 PM
QuoteCan I be pregnant from anal sex?noooo:
Do women never listen to men.... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2015, 04:06:49 PM
QuoteCan I be pregnant from anal sex?noooo:
Do women never listen to men.... noooo:
did you say something?
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2015, 04:57:16 PM
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2015, 10:49:34 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150823060945AAUO5TL (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150823060945AAUO5TL) cloud9:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2015, 10:15:37 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150823060945AAUO5TL (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150823060945AAUO5TL) cloud9:
Poutine, haven't had that in years cloud9:
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2015, 11:00:54 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150823060945AAUO5TL (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150823060945AAUO5TL) cloud9:
Poutine, haven't had that in years cloud9:
I had to google it. Sounds brilliant - cheesy chips with gravy :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2015, 08:48:49 AM
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I have to comprehend the art of war in order to be allowed to propose to my girlfriend.?
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I have read through the book but it still makes no sense how any of it is supposed to help me in modern day situations. I understand certain parts while others are still confusing as hell. Please help me.
rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 10:23:10 AM
QuoteI have to comprehend the art of war in order to be allowed to propose to my girlfriend.?
Edit
I have read through the book but it still makes no sense how any of it is supposed to help me in modern day situations. I understand certain parts while others are still confusing as hell. Please help me.
rubschin:
If you know your girlfriend and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred proposals. If you know yourself but not your girlfriend, for every argument won you will also suffer humiliation. If you know neither your girlfriend nor yourself, you may as well give up and become a monk. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 10:26:02 AM
QuoteI have to comprehend the art of war in order to be allowed to propose to my girlfriend.?
Edit
I have read through the book but it still makes no sense how any of it is supposed to help me in modern day situations. I understand certain parts while others are still confusing as hell. Please help me.
rubschin:
If you know your girlfriend and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred proposals. If you know yourself but not your girlfriend, for every argument won you will also suffer humiliation. If you know neither your girlfriend nor yourself, you may as well give up and become a monk. rubschin:
worthy:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 10:30:22 AM
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2015, 09:37:21 AM
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Can I is have cows and chicken in apartment?
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hi these days, I am here due to petrol increase everything also is become expense.this is general knowledge from accounting stuffs
now I is thoughts that it is better to have own milks and eggs . of this reasonish I am considerty put cow for milk and chicken for eggs in apartment. there is ok for pets in my apartment. so is it accept for cow also
I am also here whitey is prefer fresh products which is call organism food for which they is pay too much priceage.
so in my building being so much whitish, maybe I am make good profits
what is your thoughtsing?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2015, 10:09:04 AM
QuoteCan I is have cows and chicken in apartment?
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hi these days, I am here due to petrol increase everything also is become expense.this is general knowledge from accounting stuffs
now I is thoughts that it is better to have own milks and eggs . of this reasonish I am considerty put cow for milk and chicken for eggs in apartment. there is ok for pets in my apartment. so is it accept for cow also
I am also here whitey is prefer fresh products which is call organism food for which they is pay too much priceage.
so in my building being so much whitish, maybe I am make good profits
what is your thoughtsing?
That Nick shouldn't be allowed to use a keyboard when pissed... noooo:
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2015, 11:06:37 AM
QuoteCan I is have cows and chicken in apartment?
Edit
hi these days, I am here due to petrol increase everything also is become expense.this is general knowledge from accounting stuffs
now I is thoughts that it is better to have own milks and eggs . of this reasonish I am considerty put cow for milk and chicken for eggs in apartment. there is ok for pets in my apartment. so is it accept for cow also
I am also here whitey is prefer fresh products which is call organism food for which they is pay too much priceage.
so in my building being so much whitish, maybe I am make good profits
what is your thoughtsing?
That Nick shouldn't be allowed to use a keyboard when pissed... noooo:
And you shouldn't be allowed to use the quote function! point:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2015, 11:10:38 AM
QuoteCan I is have cows and chicken in apartment?
Edit
hi these days, I am here due to petrol increase everything also is become expense.this is general knowledge from accounting stuffs
now I is thoughts that it is better to have own milks and eggs . of this reasonish I am considerty put cow for milk and chicken for eggs in apartment. there is ok for pets in my apartment. so is it accept for cow also
I am also here whitey is prefer fresh products which is call organism food for which they is pay too much priceage.
so in my building being so much whitish, maybe I am make good profits
what is your thoughtsing?
That Nick shouldn't be allowed to use a keyboard when pissed... noooo:
And you shouldn't be allowed to use the quote function! point:
Unlike some of our more elderly members that's probably the first time I've done that... whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2015, 11:11:39 AM
QuoteCan I is have cows and chicken in apartment?
Edit
hi these days, I am here due to petrol increase everything also is become expense.this is general knowledge from accounting stuffs
now I is thoughts that it is better to have own milks and eggs . of this reasonish I am considerty put cow for milk and chicken for eggs in apartment. there is ok for pets in my apartment. so is it accept for cow also
I am also here whitey is prefer fresh products which is call organism food for which they is pay too much priceage.
so in my building being so much whitish, maybe I am make good profits
what is your thoughtsing?
That Nick shouldn't be allowed to use a keyboard when pissed... noooo:
And you shouldn't be allowed to use the quote function! point:
Unlike some of our more elderly members that's probably the first time I've done that... whistle:
Of course, of course... ;)
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2015, 08:27:30 AM
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Will we fly over China on a flight from Dublin to Toronto?
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2015, 10:18:37 PM
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Are there any palm readers who read feet?
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I want to know my future, but my hands were burnt off.
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:38:46 AM
lol:QuoteAre there any palm readers who read feet?
Edit
I want to know my future, but my hands were burnt off.
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 12:40:09 PM
QuoteAre there any palm readers who read feet?
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I want to know my future, but my hands were burnt off.
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2015, 02:15:27 PM
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 02:19:31 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150915064102AAEdqkV (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150915064102AAEdqkV) redface:
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This question does not exist or is under review.
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Post by: Nick on September 15, 2015, 02:22:03 PM
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 02:48:52 PM
My answer was so devastating that the mong deleted the question :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2015, 02:56:29 PM
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 03:09:21 PM
But it is back there now rubschin:
Gave you a :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2015, 06:32:07 PM
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2015, 11:18:07 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150916081129AA55S1y (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150916081129AA55S1y) angel1lol:
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 08:06:51 AM
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My family is going to Atlantis, and I've never been to Georgia before. Is there anything fun to do there?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2015, 09:39:42 AM
QuoteMy family is going to Atlantis, and I've never been to Georgia before. Is there anything fun to do there?
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Skuba should be good. Remember to take flippers. whistle:
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2015, 09:57:20 AM
QuoteMy family is going to Atlantis, and I've never been to Georgia before. Is there anything fun to do there?
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Skuba should be good. Remember to take flippers. whistle:
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Post by: Nick on September 28, 2015, 07:14:56 AM
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I want to inquire our xray results from nationwidexray2010@yahoo.com with Clinic Tracking number: 8958845/8958564?
It's bad news, I am afraid. Make a will. angel1
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2015, 08:10:51 AM
QuoteI want to inquire our xray results from nationwidexray2010@yahoo.com with Clinic Tracking number: 8958845/8958564?
It's bad news, I am afraid. Make a will. angel1
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Is it yellow 24? scared2:
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2015, 11:05:03 AM
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I have a boring personality. How can I bcome more magnetic?
It seems that "Eat lots of spinach" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2015, 11:50:58 AM
QuoteI have a boring personality. How can I bcome more magnetic?
It seems that "Eat lots of spinach" is not an acceptable answer redface:
;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2015, 12:29:42 PM
QuoteI have a boring personality. How can I bcome more magnetic?
It seems that "Eat lots of spinach" is not an acceptable answer redface:
:thumbsup:
You could also have recommended a Neodymium enema.
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2015, 02:00:37 PM
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2015, 06:28:12 AM
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Where can i get a belly button without my parents consent in phoenix az scottsdale or Glendale?
Post by: barmisspah? on September 29, 2015, 02:05:29 PM
QuoteWhere can i get a belly button without my parents consent in phoenix az scottsdale or Glendale?
Don't they come free at birth in America then ?
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 06:43:28 AM
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2015, 06:59:37 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150917030139AAhkRN6 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150917030139AAhkRN6) cloud9:
;D
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2015, 07:44:35 AM
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Post by: Barman on October 02, 2015, 07:50:05 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151002004042AAJfUv0 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151002004042AAJfUv0)
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No, you are mental, not oriental...
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Post by: Nick on October 02, 2015, 07:50:58 AM
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2015, 12:37:31 PM
(http://Who knows that today is Guy Fawkes Day and what he tried to do ?)
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Post by: Steve on October 05, 2015, 05:52:29 PM
Who knows that today is Guy Fawkes Day and what he tried to do ?facepalm: facepalm:
(http://Who knows that today is Guy Fawkes Day and what he tried to do ?)
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Post by: Nick on October 07, 2015, 11:51:26 AM
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Can I get a plane from Exeter in UK to Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA in one flight?
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I'm in a long distance relationship and am planning to meet him soon. He lives in Spartanburg in South Carolina and I live in Dorset in the UK. I can easily get to Exeter but was wondering if I could get a plane from Exeter to Spartanburg? If so how much would you roughly think it would be? Thank you! Preferably a direct flight or maybe from London? Thanks
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There is a hovercraft which leaves from outside Exeter railway station and which stops at the central bus depot in Spartanburg SC every Friday morning.
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I just looked it up just to be on the safe side and there isn't..
Olivia · 53 mins ago
noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2015, 11:53:52 AM
QuoteCan I get a plane from Exeter in UK to Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA in one flight?
Edit
I'm in a long distance relationship and am planning to meet him soon. He lives in Spartanburg in South Carolina and I live in Dorset in the UK. I can easily get to Exeter but was wondering if I could get a plane from Exeter to Spartanburg? If so how much would you roughly think it would be? Thank you! Preferably a direct flight or maybe from London? ThanksQuoteThere is a hovercraft which leaves from outside Exeter railway station and which stops at the central bus depot in Spartanburg SC every Friday morning.QuoteI just looked it up just to be on the safe side and there isn't..
Olivia · 53 mins ago
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteCan I get a plane from Exeter in UK to Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA in one flight?
Edit
I'm in a long distance relationship and am planning to meet him soon. He lives in Spartanburg in South Carolina and I live in Dorset in the UK. I can easily get to Exeter but was wondering if I could get a plane from Exeter to Spartanburg? If so how much would you roughly think it would be? Thank you! Preferably a direct flight or maybe from London? ThanksQuoteThere is a hovercraft which leaves from outside Exeter railway station and which stops at the central bus depot in Spartanburg SC every Friday morning.QuoteI just looked it up just to be on the safe side and there isn't..
Olivia · 53 mins ago
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2015, 11:55:25 AM
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2015, 02:07:57 PM
QuoteCan I get a plane from Exeter in UK to Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA in one flight?
Edit
I'm in a long distance relationship and am planning to meet him soon. He lives in Spartanburg in South Carolina and I live in Dorset in the UK. I can easily get to Exeter but was wondering if I could get a plane from Exeter to Spartanburg? If so how much would you roughly think it would be? Thank you! Preferably a direct flight or maybe from London? ThanksQuoteThere is a hovercraft which leaves from outside Exeter railway station and which stops at the central bus depot in Spartanburg SC every Friday morning.QuoteI just looked it up just to be on the safe side and there isn't..
Olivia · 53 mins ago
noooo:
It's the eels,,,, noooo:
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2015, 03:22:25 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteCan I get a plane from Exeter in UK to Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA in one flight?
Edit
I'm in a long distance relationship and am planning to meet him soon. He lives in Spartanburg in South Carolina and I live in Dorset in the UK. I can easily get to Exeter but was wondering if I could get a plane from Exeter to Spartanburg? If so how much would you roughly think it would be? Thank you! Preferably a direct flight or maybe from London? ThanksQuoteThere is a hovercraft which leaves from outside Exeter railway station and which stops at the central bus depot in Spartanburg SC every Friday morning.QuoteI just looked it up just to be on the safe side and there isn't..
Olivia · 53 mins ago
noooo:
It's the eels,,,, noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2015, 06:01:23 AM
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2015, 06:42:17 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140927203445AAELKlZ (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140927203445AAELKlZ) cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2015, 05:42:05 PM
;D ;D ;Dhttps://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140927203445AAELKlZ (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140927203445AAELKlZ) cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Very empressive
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2015, 06:42:04 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Fx9czmm40j%2Fwearenotamused.jpg&hash=096df582ee394cd7e6d8dd47fee8e5a4035ecb00) (http://postimg.org/image/x9czmm40j/)
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2015, 06:55:19 AM
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The Canterbury Tales Where is the narrator going on his journey and why?
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Post by: Barman on October 11, 2015, 07:04:25 AM
QuoteThe Canterbury Tales Where is the narrator going on his journey and why?
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I simply can't understand how somebody can create a Yahoo account and post a question like that; but seemingly be unable to type Canterbury Tales into Google and read the Wiki...? noooo:
Am I missing something here...? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2015, 07:05:24 AM
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2015, 08:24:06 AM
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Going from genoa to brazil on cruise is that westbound or northbound?
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2015, 09:05:29 AM
QuoteGoing from genoa to brazil on cruise is that westbound or northbound?
Banghead I know there have always been dim people but in my day they just sat in the corner and dribbled. I hope the WigglyAmps industry is so proud to have given such sub species the ability to communicate with the whole world.
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2015, 04:33:11 PM
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2015, 07:18:43 PM
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Where did the earliest Greek civilization develop?
It seems that "Greece" is not an acceptable answer redface: *
*I know, DS
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2015, 09:45:35 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Fx9czmm40j%2Fwearenotamused.jpg&hash=096df582ee394cd7e6d8dd47fee8e5a4035ecb00) (http://postimg.org/image/x9czmm40j/)
I got it Uncle. :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2015, 11:40:33 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteWhere did the earliest Greek civilization develop?
It seems that "Greece" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2015, 11:43:03 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151011001823AAjIKRX (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151011001823AAjIKRX) cloud9::thumbsup:
at least you didn't say "you're a loser she'd be better off without" like wot I would have
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2015, 02:10:52 PM
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Can I still dance ballet when I have big boobs?
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Back when I was 7, I studied ballet for a year, but I stopped since my school did not offer ballet lessons anymore. Now I'm 15, unfortunately, my breasts grew big (36 D) and I really want to study ballet again. I want to discover what my talent is and so far, there is none after trying multiple sports and drawing.
It seems that "I'd buy tickets" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2015, 08:38:36 AM
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I want to have an existential crisis. What should I watch/read?eeek:
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2015, 10:06:07 AM
QuoteI want to have an existential crisis. What should I watch/read?eeek:
Nick's posts being the obvious answer.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2015, 05:45:49 PM
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2015, 05:37:23 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151014103426AAWri44 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151014103426AAWri44) razz:
;D
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2015, 09:29:31 AM
;D ;Dhttps://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151014103426AAWri44 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151014103426AAWri44) razz:
;D
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2015, 10:40:02 AM
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Good songs for very tragic Holocaust based Drama piece?
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For my GCSE we are performing a scripted piece of drama about the Holocaust. We are currently lacking in music for a gas chamber scene, a scene where the Jews are in cattle trucks being transported to the concentration camps and another when the Jews are working for the Nazis (carrying bricks and building a wall around the Ghettos). If you have any suggestions of songs that are relatively emotional and upbeat (and preferably without lyrics) that would be really helpful.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2015, 11:19:59 AM
QuoteGood songs for very tragic Holocaust based Drama piece?
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For my GCSE we are performing a scripted piece of drama about the Holocaust. We are currently lacking in music for a gas chamber scene, a scene where the Jews are in cattle trucks being transported to the concentration camps and another when the Jews are working for the Nazis (carrying bricks and building a wall around the Ghettos). If you have any suggestions of songs that are relatively emotional and upbeat (and preferably without lyrics) that would be really helpful.
https://youtu.be/eQSGw0hMd_I (https://youtu.be/eQSGw0hMd_I)
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2015, 12:15:15 PM
noooo:QuoteGood songs for very tragic Holocaust based Drama piece?
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For my GCSE we are performing a scripted piece of drama about the Holocaust. We are currently lacking in music for a gas chamber scene, a scene where the Jews are in cattle trucks being transported to the concentration camps and another when the Jews are working for the Nazis (carrying bricks and building a wall around the Ghettos). If you have any suggestions of songs that are relatively emotional and upbeat (and preferably without lyrics) that would be really helpful.
https://youtu.be/eQSGw0hMd_I (https://youtu.be/eQSGw0hMd_I)
Oasis: Gas Panic live in Berlin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhc1LB_0auM)
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2015, 06:01:52 PM
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What are the ingediens used in frozen strawberries?.?
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2015, 08:27:47 PM
page 5... noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2015, 06:27:15 AM
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus44151.html (http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus44151.html)
page 5... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
and...
OMFG.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2015, 03:25:40 PM
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What is the role of water in aquatic life?
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Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 03:36:24 PM
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I m writing a 3 page cause and effect paper for my English class over why students cheat. Help with some causes and effects would be great!?
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2015, 03:44:17 PM
QuoteI m writing a 3 page cause and effect paper for my English class over why students cheat. Help with some causes and effects would be great!?
facepalm:
happy001
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 04:23:53 PM
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Is Denver,Colorado named after John Denver?
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2015, 04:32:04 PM
QuoteIs Denver,Colorado named after John Denver?
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Post by: Nick on November 01, 2015, 03:47:02 PM
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2015, 03:58:40 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151023064425AAESiFd (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151023064425AAESiFd) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2015, 08:15:32 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151023064425AAESiFd (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151023064425AAESiFd) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 03:09:35 PM
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What was Hitler's surname?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2015, 03:15:29 PM
QuoteWhat was Hitler's surname?
Hasonli, like in the song
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 03:16:45 PM
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2015, 03:28:46 PM
QuoteWhat was Hitler's surname?
Hasonli, like in the song
;D
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 11:44:23 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151023064425AAESiFd (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151023064425AAESiFd) cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 11:45:24 PM
lol: lol:QuoteWhat was Hitler's surname?
Hasonli, like in the song
;D
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2015, 02:29:49 PM
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This may be a weird question but how to I fit a trombone in someone's stomach?
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2015, 02:35:57 PM
QuoteThis may be a weird question but how to I fit a trombone in someone's stomach?
WTF...? noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2015, 07:17:45 PM
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If a knight had a torn thumbnail, how would he deal with it?
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im in my late 30s and into medieval subjects, at the moment i have a ravaged thumbnail that has not grown back properly....because of me biting it and tearing the nail off.....i have bad nerves to.
so, if a knight in the middle ages torn his thumbnail in battle or through another injury, and his nail was pretty ravaged, how would he handle it?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2015, 08:26:09 PM
QuoteIf a knight had a torn thumbnail, how would he deal with it?
Edit
im in my late 30s and into medieval subjects, at the moment i have a ravaged thumbnail that has not grown back properly....because of me biting it and tearing the nail off.....i have bad nerves to.
so, if a knight in the middle ages torn his thumbnail in battle or through another injury, and his nail was pretty ravaged, how would he handle it?
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/d381f70680dab2f091396d63f44e7f55/tumblr_mosvysv3PS1suaaq5o1_500.gif)
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2015, 10:26:30 PM
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2015, 08:44:34 AM
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Will be there any problem if i spray cologne in wifi router?rubschin:
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2015, 09:52:18 AM
facepalm:QuoteWill be there any problem if i spray cologne in wifi router?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2015, 08:12:22 AM
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Are there specific demons that cause hair loss?
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I have experienced more than normal hair loss and would like to know if there is a spiritual reason behind it. Anybody else with the same experience? I'm a born again Christian.
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2015, 07:33:07 AM
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What country did the Vietnam War take place in?
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2015, 08:15:50 AM
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What kind of volunteering can I do in London?
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I'm coming to London in theese days and I'd like to start doing volunteering. Is there a soup kitchen or anything else? is there a group of clown therapy?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2015, 08:54:06 AM
QuoteWhat kind of volunteering can I do in London?
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I'm coming to London in theese days and I'd like to start doing volunteering. Is there a soup kitchen or anything else? is there a group of clown therapy?
Clown therapy? rubschin:
Miss D can offer advice I am sure.
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2015, 07:44:35 PM
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2015, 07:49:22 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151121092715AAwirof (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151121092715AAwirof)lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2015, 08:20:31 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151121092715AAwirof (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151121092715AAwirof)
noooo:
She will be tying a noose to the stairwell right now.
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2015, 07:58:50 AM
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2015, 08:02:49 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151121092715AAwirof (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151121092715AAwirof)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2015, 09:31:58 AM
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What was it like in Australia 1800?
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Were ther cars? What was the Environment like?
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2015, 09:40:36 AM
QuoteWhat was it like in Australia 1800?
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Were ther cars? What was the Environment like?
About the same as it was a five o'clock...? Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2015, 09:43:05 AM
QuoteWhat was it like in Australia 1800?
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Were ther cars? What was the Environment like?
About the same as it was a five o'clock...? Shrugs:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2015, 09:46:26 AM
QuoteWhat was it like in Australia 1800?
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Were ther cars? What was the Environment like?
About the same as it was a five o'clock...? Shrugs:
drumroll:
drumroll:
You could have said it was a rust bucket, just like the Austin 1800
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2015, 05:40:21 PM
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2015, 06:38:53 PM
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1. Calculate the number of calories a sea lion would consume when eating 100 grams each of Pollock and herring.?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2015, 08:05:14 AM
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How much would a presidential sweet cost at the live aqua hotel in CANCUN Mexico? My limit is 7,000.?noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2015, 08:23:23 AM
QuoteHow much would a presidential sweet cost at the live aqua hotel in CANCUN Mexico? My limit is 7,000.?noooo:
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2015, 08:50:08 AM
Most hotels leave one on the pillowQuoteHow much would a presidential sweet cost at the live aqua hotel in CANCUN Mexico? My limit is 7,000.?noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2015, 02:50:06 PM
Most hotels leave one on the pillowQuoteHow much would a presidential sweet cost at the live aqua hotel in CANCUN Mexico? My limit is 7,000.?noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2015, 04:40:59 PM
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Why Liberals want to take away our guns? Don't they know that a zombie apocalypse might happen?
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2015, 09:43:33 PM
QuoteWhy Liberals want to take away our guns? Don't they know that a zombie apocalypse might happen?
Today's message was brought to you by the Tea Party.. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2015, 09:52:20 PM
QuoteWhy Liberals want to take away our guns? Don't they know that a zombie apocalypse might happen?
Today's message was brought to you by the Tea Party.. noooo:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2015, 08:55:52 AM
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Should i be ashamed?
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I couldnt pay my neighbor for helping me paint my house ( it took all day) i was very broke, the paint itself my brother gace me from leftovers at his place. Anyways i felt terrible i couldnt give him any money, so i gave him a bj. I know its borderline prostitution, but everyone wins right? Am i the only obs that does this kind of stuff?
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2015, 10:37:03 AM
eeek:QuoteShould i be ashamed?
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I couldnt pay my neighbor for helping me paint my house ( it took all day) i was very broke, the paint itself my brother gace me from leftovers at his place. Anyways i felt terrible i couldnt give him any money, so i gave him a bj. I know its borderline prostitution, but everyone wins right? Am i the only obs that does this kind of stuff?
I suppose "only if he didn't rub down your gable ends first" would not be an acceptable answer
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2015, 10:18:44 AM
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Is it true that animals have a greater intellect than humans? Have written books also?
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Recently, a group of scientists from Greenland have discovered that animals are more intelligent than humans, That animals have already invented the Rocket and visited all the planets in the solar system secretly, without letting us know. Is it true? They also say that they have written many books.
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2015, 11:46:14 AM
QuoteIs it true that animals have a greater intellect than humans? Have written books also?
Edit
Recently, a group of scientists from Greenland have discovered that animals are more intelligent than humans, That animals have already invented the Rocket and visited all the planets in the solar system secretly, without letting us know. Is it true? They also say that they have written many books.
noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2015, 08:33:17 AM
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Can gorillas get down syndrome?rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2015, 10:54:07 AM
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Describe the history of the universe. Please be brief, concise and specific.?
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2015, 10:59:43 AM
QuoteDescribe the history of the universe. Please be brief, concise and specific.?
BANG! Dinosaurs. Religion. Wars. The end.
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2015, 12:21:22 PM
lol: but noooo:QuoteDescribe the history of the universe. Please be brief, concise and specific.?
BANG! Dinosaurs. Religion. Wars. The end.
BANG! Dinosaurs. Religion. Wars. The VP. The end.
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2015, 12:28:29 PM
lol: but noooo:QuoteDescribe the history of the universe. Please be brief, concise and specific.?
BANG! Dinosaurs. Religion. Wars. The end.
BANG! Dinosaurs. Religion. Wars. The VP. The end.
;D
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2015, 09:06:14 AM
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Teacher sacred because I m fat and she s skinny?whacky115
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So in my math class I ended up cursing at my teacher (the story doesn t really matter ), I got 3 days of out of school suspension because That s the policy apparently. But my math teacher is a very skinny women, she s pretty young, and I m a guy and a little over weight and being over 6 feet. But my parents said that the assistant principal said the teacher was scared of me because I m bigger than her. Idk exactly what she said but basically how I see it is because she happens to be skinny and I m over weight, she was scared for her safety or whatever. But if the teacher happened to be a guy or maybe a teacher who was a body builder, would they have been scared for their safety? I m trying to get a copy of the report the teacher made it has everything that happened but I want to know if she wrote that she was scared of me because I m "fat" is there anything I Can do legally. I m not looking for money, I m just curous. What Are your opinions, Are you scared of fat people when they get angry?
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2015, 04:18:11 PM
QuoteTeacher sacred because I m fat and she s skinny?whacky115
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So in my math class I ended up cursing at my teacher (the story doesn t really matter ), I got 3 days of out of school suspension because That s the policy apparently. But my math teacher is a very skinny women, she s pretty young, and I m a guy and a little over weight and being over 6 feet. But my parents said that the assistant principal said the teacher was scared of me because I m bigger than her. Idk exactly what she said but basically how I see it is because she happens to be skinny and I m over weight, she was scared for her safety or whatever. But if the teacher happened to be a guy or maybe a teacher who was a body builder, would they have been scared for their safety? I m trying to get a copy of the report the teacher made it has everything that happened but I want to know if she wrote that she was scared of me because I m "fat" is there anything I Can do legally. I m not looking for money, I m just curous. What Are your opinions, Are you scared of fat people when they get angry?
Only at the buffet........
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2015, 06:28:05 PM
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Does it irrigate you when folks use this word literally incorrectlyfacepalm:
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2015, 06:29:52 PM
QuoteDoes it irrigate you when folks use this word literally incorrectlyfacepalm:
Chinese......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 01:09:28 PM
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Novels with breath holding contests?whacky115
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Can you recall any novels where people have a breath holding contest?
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 01:39:30 PM
QuoteNovels with breath holding contests?whacky115
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Can you recall any novels where people have a breath holding contest?
Titanic..... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2015, 02:54:23 PM
QuoteNovels with breath holding contests?whacky115
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Can you recall any novels where people have a breath holding contest?
Titanic..... rubschin:
Apollo 13...? rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 25, 2015, 06:53:01 PM
QuoteNovels with breath holding contests?whacky115
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Can you recall any novels where people have a breath holding contest?
Titanic..... rubschin:
Apollo 13...? rubschin:
Ulysses ?
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 07:20:53 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 07:25:10 PM
worthy:
Thank you.....
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2015, 08:42:56 AM
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What should i name my unicycle?
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I got a cross country unicycle for Christmas and i want to give it a cool adventurous name because i'm going to be traveling with it. so far my ideas are Frodo (as in Frodo Baggins) and Alice (as in Alice in wonderland). any ideas?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 26, 2015, 09:00:21 AM
QuoteWhat should i name my unicycle?
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I got a cross country unicycle for Christmas and i want to give it a cool adventurous name because i'm going to be traveling with it. so far my ideas are Frodo (as in Frodo Baggins) and Alice (as in Alice in wonderland). any ideas?
Dumbo (as in White Elephant)
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2015, 07:30:47 AM
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2015, 07:49:21 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150705015447AAbEPnz (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150705015447AAbEPnz) cloud9:
Dress up like Miss I you say....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2015, 07:51:28 AM
She is back home in Nottingham cloud9: but going away to N Wales tomorrow sad24:
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2015, 01:00:47 PM
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I need a tech savvy person?
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I need to pass a really important online computer test i have no idea how to solve.
Theres around 12 questions and its kind of simple things to test your knowledge. I only knew one which was "what is your name"
Please add me at tina.v3rm on skype if you can help me
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Post by: Steve on January 01, 2016, 06:46:40 PM
;Dhttps://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150705015447AAbEPnz (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150705015447AAbEPnz) cloud9:
Dress up like Miss I you say....? rubschin:
Well he does have a spare Elf Suit to shift on eBay
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 06:47:40 PM
rubschin:
ONly slghtly stained :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2016, 07:43:33 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
rubschin:
ONly slghtly stained :thumbsup:
sick2:
Post by: Misty on January 01, 2016, 09:57:56 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
rubschin:
ONly slghtly stained :thumbsup:
sick2:
:lalalala
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2016, 08:00:37 AM
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Why did the people who film the titanic sinking not help the people who were struggling to survive?facepalm:
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:16:41 AM
QuoteWhy did the people who film the titanic sinking not help the people who were struggling to survive?facepalm:
happy001
I think I mentioned about my nephew's girlfriend who watched 'Titanic' and at the end said, "wouldn't it be terrible if that happened in real life"..... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2016, 09:01:56 AM
I think I mentioned about my nephew's girlfriend who watched 'Titanic' and at the end said, "wouldn't it be terrible if that happened in real life".....
Was that Lucy or Tania?
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 09:07:29 AM
I think I mentioned about my nephew's girlfriend who watched 'Titanic' and at the end said, "wouldn't it be terrible if that happened in real life".....
Was that Lucy or Tania?
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Post by: Nick on January 04, 2016, 01:57:22 PM
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Is it mainly Venice which is famous for the Gondola?
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Does Vienna also have them?
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2016, 12:41:14 PM
Check out the 2 comments whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2016, 12:49:36 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160104032905AAyKgjt (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160104032905AAyKgjt) cloud9:
Check out the 2 comments whistle:
happy001
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2016, 12:49:58 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160104032905AAyKgjt (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160104032905AAyKgjt) cloud9:happy001
Check out the 2 comments whistle:
ejukashun is waisted onn the fick
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2016, 07:35:29 AM
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2016, 08:04:03 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160105151806AA4lh63 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160105151806AA4lh63) eeek:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2016, 07:50:18 AM
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2016, 07:59:25 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160110233938AABNaUB (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160110233938AABNaUB) redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2016, 08:44:39 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160110233938AABNaUB (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160110233938AABNaUB) redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Your Fatwa is in the post.
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2016, 07:12:59 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160110233938AABNaUB (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160110233938AABNaUB) redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Your Fatwa is in the post.
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2016, 07:25:10 AM
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Would you consider 1794 as part of the 1800s?
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PLEASE ANSWER IHAVE A TEST AND I AM NOT SURE
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2016, 07:43:45 PM
QuoteWould you consider 1794 as part of the 1800s?
Edit
PLEASE ANSWER IHAVE A TEST AND I AM NOT SURE
noooo: give the subject up....... noooo: do maths .... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 01:42:09 PM
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 01:55:28 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160122052838AAuPnOi (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160122052838AAuPnOi) redface:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2016, 03:36:26 PM
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2016, 09:42:32 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX) redface:Answer 3 eeek: whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2016, 06:09:28 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX) redface:Answer 3 eeek: whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
Aye, what a strange crowd Nick mixes with.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2016, 10:56:14 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX) redface:Answer 3 eeek: whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
Aye, what a strange crowd Nick mixes with.... noooo:
Indeed, questions should be asked
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2016, 08:49:00 AM
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Which is the hardest novel of Shakespeerfacepalm:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2016, 09:01:48 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160124072418AA7kTRX) redface:Answer 3 eeek: whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
Aye, what a strange crowd Nick mixes with.... noooo:
Indeed, questions should be asked
Starting with either "What the fuck are you smoking" or "How long have you been off your meds?" eeek:
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2016, 10:18:37 AM
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2016, 10:33:27 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160130020348AAeT3VW (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160130020348AAeT3VW) angel1
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Post by: Steve on January 30, 2016, 11:13:51 AM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2016, 11:56:06 AM
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Humans don't depend on computer .?
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Can I get some facts which proves that the above statement is correct.
I need this for my debate n I'v got to do this .
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Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2016, 11:58:02 AM
QuoteHumans don't depend on computer .?
Edit
Can I get some facts which proves that the above statement is correct.
I need this for my debate n I'v got to do this .
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noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2016, 02:44:41 PM
QuoteHumans don't depend on computer .?
Edit
Can I get some facts which proves that the above statement is correct.
I need this for my debate n I'v got to do this .
facepalm:
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 05:50:22 PM
QuoteHumans don't depend on computer .?
Edit
Can I get some facts which proves that the above statement is correct.
I need this for my debate n I'v got to do this .
facepalm:
happy001
http://youtu.be/WOdjCb4LwQY (http://youtu.be/WOdjCb4LwQY)
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Post by: Nick on February 04, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
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What would be a good reason for a gorilla to carry an unconscious wizard into a jungle?
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Update: In a fantasy story?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2016, 03:38:13 PM
QuoteWhat would be a good reason for a gorilla to carry an unconscious wizard into a jungle?
Edit
Update: In a fantasy story?
How big is the lizard?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2016, 03:39:35 PM
QuoteWhat would be a good reason for a gorilla to carry an unconscious wizard into a jungle?
Edit
Update: In a fantasy story?
How big is the lizard?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2016, 05:04:03 PM
"Not wedding related at all but could use some girly/mummy advice.
My h2b and I have decided to start trying for a baby as soon as we're married in June.. Obviously I'm going to wait until after all the celebrations so I can enjoy myself but how long before we start trying would I need to start taking pre-pregancy vitamins and does anyone know how long it takes for the pill to leave your system?
Any advice welcome xx"
noooo: I think the reply should be ,,,if you are asking on here you shouldn't be allowed to have children....
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2016, 05:20:35 PM
Not yahoo but on a wedding site .....
"Not wedding related at all but could use some girly/mummy advice.
My h2b and I have decided to start trying for a baby as soon as we're married in June.. Obviously I'm going to wait until after all the celebrations so I can enjoy myself but how long before we start trying would I need to start taking pre-pregancy vitamins and does anyone know how long it takes for the pill to leave your system?
Any advice welcome xx"
noooo: I think the reply should be ,,,if you are asking on here you shouldn't be allowed to have children....
Precisely - they should introduce a breeding licence! lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2016, 05:30:22 PM
Not yahoo but on a wedding site .....
"Not wedding related at all but could use some girly/mummy advice.
My h2b and I have decided to start trying for a baby as soon as we're married in June.. Obviously I'm going to wait until after all the celebrations so I can enjoy myself but how long before we start trying would I need to start taking pre-pregancy vitamins and does anyone know how long it takes for the pill to leave your system?
Any advice welcome xx"
noooo: I think the reply should be ,,,if you are asking on here you shouldn't be allowed to have children....
Precisely - they should introduce a breeding licence! lol:
And her real name .... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2016, 05:35:52 PM
Not yahoo but on a wedding site .....
"Not wedding related at all but could use some girly/mummy advice.
My h2b and I have decided to start trying for a baby as soon as we're married in June.. Obviously I'm going to wait until after all the celebrations so I can enjoy myself but how long before we start trying would I need to start taking pre-pregancy vitamins and does anyone know how long it takes for the pill to leave your system?
Any advice welcome xx"
noooo: I think the reply should be ,,,if you are asking on here you shouldn't be allowed to have children....
Precisely - they should introduce a breeding licence! lol:
And her real name .... noooo:
noooo: Licence refused... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2016, 05:50:00 PM
Not yahoo but on a wedding site .....
"Not wedding related at all but could use some girly/mummy advice.
My h2b and I have decided to start trying for a baby as soon as we're married in June.. Obviously I'm going to wait until after all the celebrations so I can enjoy myself but how long before we start trying would I need to start taking pre-pregancy vitamins and does anyone know how long it takes for the pill to leave your system?
Any advice welcome xx"
noooo: I think the reply should be ,,,if you are asking on here you shouldn't be allowed to have children....
Precisely - they should introduce a breeding licence! lol:
And her real name .... noooo:
noooo: Licence refused... noooo:
Zactly ...one less Kylie or Brad in the world ..... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2016, 06:46:39 PM
Not yahoo but on a wedding site .....
"Not wedding related at all but could use some girly/mummy advice.
My h2b and I have decided to start trying for a baby as soon as we're married in June.. Obviously I'm going to wait until after all the celebrations so I can enjoy myself but how long before we start trying would I need to start taking pre-pregancy vitamins and does anyone know how long it takes for the pill to leave your system?
Any advice welcome xx"
noooo: I think the reply should be ,,,if you are asking on here you shouldn't be allowed to have children....
Precisely - they should introduce a breeding licence! lol:
And her real name .... noooo:
noooo: Licence refused... noooo:
Zactly ...one less Kylie or Brad in the world ..... Thumbs:
Oh noes...
...it is Shurleene and Tai’ler these days... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2016, 10:07:02 PM
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2016, 10:15:53 PM
It gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2016, 10:19:28 PM
It gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
The replies are even worse ....Miss T has nearly exploded ...... noooo:
Example ,,,
I'm going to have botox! Got round the h2b by saying he can get a tattoo if I have botox haha xx
noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2016, 07:15:04 AM
It gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
The replies are even worse ....Miss T has nearly exploded ...... noooo:
Example ,,,
I'm going to have botox! Got round the h2b by saying he can get a tattoo if I have botox haha xx
noooo:
Whatever happened to fiancé...? noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2016, 09:32:41 AM
More restrictive than h2b, h3b, h4b etcIt gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
The replies are even worse ....Miss T has nearly exploded ...... noooo:
Example ,,,
I'm going to have botox! Got round the h2b by saying he can get a tattoo if I have botox haha xx
noooo:
Whatever happened to fiancé...? noooo:
I think it would be taxpayers money well spent, to give them a free wedding in the sun with all the botox, boob-jobs, tattoos etc that they want, in exchange for being sterilised.
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2016, 09:34:07 AM
More restrictive than h2b, h3b, h4b etcIt gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
The replies are even worse ....Miss T has nearly exploded ...... noooo:
Example ,,,
I'm going to have botox! Got round the h2b by saying he can get a tattoo if I have botox haha xx
noooo:
Whatever happened to fiancé...? noooo:
I think it would be taxpayers money well spent, to give them a free wedding in the sun with all the botox, boob-jobs, tattoos etc that they want, in exchange for being sterilised.
We have a plan! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2016, 11:16:40 AM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:More restrictive than h2b, h3b, h4b etcIt gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
The replies are even worse ....Miss T has nearly exploded ...... noooo:
Example ,,,
I'm going to have botox! Got round the h2b by saying he can get a tattoo if I have botox haha xx
noooo:
Whatever happened to fiancé...? noooo:
I think it would be taxpayers money well spent, to give them a free wedding in the sun with all the botox, boob-jobs, tattoos etc that they want, in exchange for being sterilised.
We have a plan! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2016, 01:12:54 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:More restrictive than h2b, h3b, h4b etcIt gets worse .....from the same wedding site ..Why would anyone have A boob job? They look better as (near) matching pairs
What pamper treatments did you all have or are having leading up to the wedding day girls? I'd love Botox / eyebrows and even a boob job but I can afford that
noooo:
The replies are even worse ....Miss T has nearly exploded ...... noooo:
Example ,,,
I'm going to have botox! Got round the h2b by saying he can get a tattoo if I have botox haha xx
noooo:
Whatever happened to fiancé...? noooo:
I think it would be taxpayers money well spent, to give them a free wedding in the sun with all the botox, boob-jobs, tattoos etc that they want, in exchange for being sterilised.
We have a plan! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2016, 09:30:48 AM
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BTW, do people know America was not originally a nation of immigrants, as it was the British and Dutch who arrived first?
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2016, 09:33:33 AM
QuoteBTW, do people know America was not originally a nation of immigrants, as it was the British and Dutch who arrived first?
noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2016, 10:19:10 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteBTW, do people know America was not originally a nation of immigrants, as it was the British and Dutch who arrived first?
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2016, 10:23:00 AM
What is a must have for your wedding?x
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Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2016, 11:23:52 AM
Nick is a bad influence .... noooo:lol: lol:
What is a must have for your wedding?x
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If one were very pedantic, you don't actually have a husband available until the wedding is over (except in Norfolk)
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2016, 11:35:40 AM
Nick is a bad influence .... noooo:lol: lol:
What is a must have for your wedding?x
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If one were very pedantic, you don't actually have a husband available until the wedding is over (except in Norfolk)
redface: ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2016, 07:52:28 AM
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Knocking on heaven's door by Bob Dylan?
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I know that the song is about a dying Sheriff who's talking to his mother, what I want to know if it's appropriate for mother's day.
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2016, 08:43:10 AM
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What is the difference between the term Chest and breast?
Apparently"Your sex life must be pretty dull" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2016, 08:54:35 AM
QuoteWhat is the difference between the term Chest and breast?
Apparently"Your sex life must be pretty dull" is not an acceptable answer redface:
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2016, 10:23:43 AM
Help help help !!
I have booked wedding for June 2017 ... I am applying for my divorce this month will it come through in time ?? I can't have everyone paying for holiday if my divorce isn't going to be here and I can't legally marry ??? Thank youuuu x x
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2016, 12:44:43 AM
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Anyone interested for partnership for mutual benefits should contact me as well as who so ever wants to be a sales representative too.
For more info
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skype : greenmerchandiseltd
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APC .. My Nigerian brother is waiting for his millions ..while he is waiting we can arrange something ..OK
And I get banned ......... ;D ;D
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2016, 12:47:23 AM
gold bars,nuggets and diamonds
FREE — Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
I have gold dore bars,nuggets and rough uncuts diamonds.i am in need of a potential buyer or broker.The product are clean and of non criminal origin and ready to be shipped to any required destination.
Anyone interested for partnership for mutual benefits should contact me as well as who so ever wants to be a sales representative too.
For more info
Email : greenmerchandiseltd@gmail.com
skype : greenmerchandiseltd
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APC .. My Nigerian brother is waiting for his millions ..while he is waiting we can arrange something ..OK
And I get banned ......... ;D ;D
He has just MSG me ... ;D ;D ;D
Also a member of BUY SELL IN CYPRUS
Lives in Houston, Texas
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Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2016, 01:02:13 AM
gold bars,nuggets and diamonds
FREE — Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
I have gold dore bars,nuggets and rough uncuts diamonds.i am in need of a potential buyer or broker.The product are clean and of non criminal origin and ready to be shipped to any required destination.
Anyone interested for partnership for mutual benefits should contact me as well as who so ever wants to be a sales representative too.
For more info
Email : greenmerchandiseltd@gmail.com
skype : greenmerchandiseltd
Mohamed Idris's photo.
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Mohamed Idris's photo.
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APC .. My Nigerian brother is waiting for his millions ..while he is waiting we can arrange something ..OK
And I get banned ......... ;D ;D
He has just MSG me ... ;D ;D ;D
Also a member of BUY SELL IN CYPRUS
Lives in Houston, Texas
Conversation started today
Mohamed Idris
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Mohamed Idris
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I am rich ..... cloud9:
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gold bars,nuggets and diamonds
FREE — Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
I have gold dore bars,nuggets and rough uncuts diamonds.i am in need of a potential buyer or broker.The product are clean and of non criminal origin and ready to be shipped to any required destination.
Anyone interested for partnership for mutual benefits should contact me as well as who so ever wants to be a sales representative too.
For more info
Email : greenmerchandiseltd@gmail.com
skype : greenmerchandiseltd
Mohamed Idris's photo.
Mohamed Idris's photo.
Mohamed Idris's photo.
LikeComment
APC .. My Nigerian brother is waiting for his millions ..while he is waiting we can arrange something ..OK
And I get banned ......... ;D ;D
He has just MSG me ... ;D ;D ;D
Also a member of BUY SELL IN CYPRUS
Lives in Houston, Texas
Conversation started today
Mohamed Idris
2:43am
Mohamed Idris
hello
;D ;D ;D
I am rich ..... cloud9:
Buy us a pint! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2016, 09:16:10 AM
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How many days will it take a car from ghana to Brazil?noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2016, 09:47:18 AM
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How old is my baby in year, months, weeks and days? For the love of flip HELP ME!!!?
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He's currently 467 days old.
I cant get any apps or webpages to help me break it down.
My maths skills are literally non existant.
I just say coming up to a year and a half and hope for the best and feel so aweful that I can't work it out.
Please help me. Please.
Alice
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Post by: Barman on February 29, 2016, 10:02:41 AM
QuoteHow old is my baby in year, months, weeks and days? For the love of flip HELP ME!!!?
Edit
He's currently 467 days old.
I cant get any apps or webpages to help me break it down.
My maths skills are literally non existant.
I just say coming up to a year and a half and hope for the best and feel so aweful that I can't work it out.
Please help me. Please.
Alice
facepalm:
Jeebus! Banghead
And they let her breed.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2016, 10:09:04 AM
Quote
Update: To the idiots posting here, I don't want to be one of those mums that refers to their childs age in just days or just months.
I know that 12 months is one year, but the months weeks and days part is where I'm uncertain.
Alot of parents count to 7 days and then the end of the EIGHTH DAY becomes a week.
It's not a case of "7 days is one week" in other words, this is why I'm confused.
I'm on a parenting forum because I want an answer to my question - not nastiness or stupidty.
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2016, 10:23:00 AM
It gets worse:QuoteUpdate: To the idiots posting here, I don't want to be one of those mums that refers to their childs age in just days or just months.
I know that 12 months is one year, but the months weeks and days part is where I'm uncertain.
Alot of parents count to 7 days and then the end of the EIGHTH DAY becomes a week.
It's not a case of "7 days is one week" in other words, this is why I'm confused.
I'm on a parenting forum because I want an answer to my question - not nastiness or stupidty.
Holy fuck... cry:
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2016, 10:28:25 AM
facepalm:It gets worse:QuoteUpdate: To the idiots posting here, I don't want to be one of those mums that refers to their childs age in just days or just months.
I know that 12 months is one year, but the months weeks and days part is where I'm uncertain.
Alot of parents count to 7 days and then the end of the EIGHTH DAY becomes a week.
It's not a case of "7 days is one week" in other words, this is why I'm confused.
I'm on a parenting forum because I want an answer to my question - not nastiness or stupidty.
Holy fuck... cry:
She actually sounds like she has a brain but someone couldn't be arsed to teach her rithmetic. I want that person shot
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:41:22 PM
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Pre-ordering books from Amazon.?
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I'm want to pre-order a book (in stores on march 8) but i want to know if it'll be first edition?
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Post by: Barman on March 04, 2016, 04:54:22 PM
QuotePre-ordering books from Amazon.?
Edit
I'm want to pre-order a book (in stores on march 8) but i want to know if it'll be first edition?
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happy001
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 09:08:52 PM
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Good luck!! I had an email back today saying I had to write as they didn't accept emails. X
Like • Reply • 1 hr
bride1 Oh really, who was it again u was trying? I've pushed my luck done one for giggs mata and United haha x
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bride2 Did you enclose a letter inside? X
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Post by: Nick on March 06, 2016, 06:03:25 PM
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2016, 06:08:21 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160306094920AAkFKA3 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160306094920AAkFKA3) angel1
;D
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2016, 08:47:22 PM
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 10:46:17 AM
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I Live In The United States(California) My Phone Plan Says Nation Wide... Would That Include Australia?
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My Friend Lives In Australia. I Was Wondeing If Nation Wide Includes Where He Lives, Please Answer. Thank You.(:
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 11:36:42 AM
lol:QuoteI Live In The United States(California) My Phone Plan Says Nation Wide... Would That Include Australia?
Edit
My Friend Lives In Australia. I Was Wondeing If Nation Wide Includes Where He Lives, Please Answer. Thank You.(:
The worldwide well of fuckwittery is just so deep
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 09:00:38 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 09:12:30 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160308125704AAHopdR (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160308125704AAHopdR) redface:happy001
You could have said take him to 'The Hop'
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 09:15:01 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160308125704AAHopdR (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160308125704AAHopdR) redface:happy001
You could have said take him to 'The Hop'
Or The HOp.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 09:15:53 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2016, 03:25:18 AM
eeek: eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2016, 03:29:11 AM
Anyone else's husband to be obsessed with 'giving it you up the bum' on the wedding night?
eeek: eeek:
Reply ..
My h2b would die if I tried to get him to do me up the shitter, he's not too keen on normal sex never mind anal, God knows how we actually made 2 kids! My friends ex told us they did anal and he got sweetcorn under his foreskin, I'd actually die
eeek: eeek: on the net(forum) ...I need to sell up......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2016, 06:27:43 AM
Anyone else's husband to be obsessed with 'giving it you up the bum' on the wedding night?
eeek: eeek:
Reply ..
My h2b would die if I tried to get him to do me up the shitter, he's not too keen on normal sex never mind anal, God knows how we actually made 2 kids! My friends ex told us they did anal and he got sweetcorn under his foreskin, I'd actually die
eeek: eeek: on the net(forum) ...I need to sell up......... noooo:
eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2016, 08:10:18 AM
Anyone else's husband to be obsessed with 'giving it you up the bum' on the wedding night?Is that by Dolly Parton?
You must get some strange requests.
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2016, 10:19:39 AM
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2016, 10:39:51 AM
eeek: eeek:Anyone else's husband to be obsessed with 'giving it you up the bum' on the wedding night?
eeek: eeek:
Reply ..
My h2b would die if I tried to get him to do me up the shitter, he's not too keen on normal sex never mind anal, God knows how we actually made 2 kids! My friends ex told us they did anal and he got sweetcorn under his foreskin, I'd actually die
eeek: eeek: on the net(forum) ...I need to sell up......... noooo:
eeek:
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2016, 06:41:17 PM
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Hiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
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This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.
Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.
She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.
Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.
Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.
Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.
Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.
Could that work?
If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2016, 09:44:39 PM
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up withQuoteHiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
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This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.
Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.
She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.
Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.
Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.
Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.
Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.
Could that work?
If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2016, 10:34:12 PM
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up withQuoteHiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
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This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.
Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.
She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.
Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.
Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.
Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.
Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.
Could that work?
If found out, could the adult get arrested?
True, old padlock pockets would rather end up in the shite than spend $100 rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2016, 10:47:42 PM
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up withQuoteHiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
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This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.
Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.
She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.
Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.
Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.
Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.
Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.
Could that work?
If found out, could the adult get arrested?
True, old padlock pockets would rather end up in the shite than spend $100 rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on March 20, 2016, 09:11:59 AM
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2016, 06:01:57 PM
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In which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2016, 06:03:42 PM
QuoteIn which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?noooo:
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Post by: Steve on March 21, 2016, 06:55:38 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteIn which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2016, 08:25:06 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteIn which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?noooo:
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Post by: Nick on March 28, 2016, 08:00:36 AM
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What should I do?
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I was writing a birthday card to my brother and tried to draw a couple balloons on it by drawing a squiggly line with a circle, but one of them ended up looking like a sperm!! I have two days until I have to give it to him and I don't know what to do. I can't ask my parents for help because they can't see what I drew and if I give it to my brother, he'd probably tease me about for the rest of the year! It hurts my feelings too!! What should I do? I'm really desperate
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2016, 08:09:11 AM
QuoteWhat should I do?
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I was writing a birthday card to my brother and tried to draw a couple balloons on it by drawing a squiggly line with a circle, but one of them ended up looking like a sperm!! I have two days until I have to give it to him and I don't know what to do. I can't ask my parents for help because they can't see what I drew and if I give it to my brother, he'd probably tease me about for the rest of the year! It hurts my feelings too!! What should I do? I'm really desperate
FFS! noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2016, 08:49:37 AM
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To 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
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It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.
Thank you in advance. :)
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Post by: Steve on March 28, 2016, 11:26:59 AM
facepalm: facepalm:QuoteTo 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
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It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.
Thank you in advance. :)
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Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2016, 12:15:49 PM
facepalm: facepalm:QuoteTo 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
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It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.
Thank you in advance. :)
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They are kidding .... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2016, 10:39:29 PM
I blame the nanny state.facepalm: facepalm:QuoteTo 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
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It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.
Thank you in advance. :)
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They are kidding .... noooo:
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2016, 11:14:48 PM
happy001I blame the nanny state.facepalm: facepalm:QuoteTo 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
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It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.
Thank you in advance. :)
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They are kidding .... noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2016, 04:52:45 PM
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What prop would you use to represent Lord Montague, Romeo's father, from Romeo and Juliet?
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Please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to bring a prop for my English class to represent this character, and I have no idea.
Ex:
Friar Lawrence would be a cross, cause he is a priest
Tybalt, would be a sword cause he fights a lot
Lord Capulet, would be crotches because he is old
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2016, 02:10:56 PM
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Back around in 2008, the sun would set around somewhere around late 7 pm and early 8 pm, why is it setting at 8:30 pm to 9 pm here in Ontario? I want to know why this happened and whats going to happen in the future. I'm guessing by 2020 the sun is going to end up setting after midnight. Or maybe all along i'm a little paranoid...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2016, 02:11:44 PM
Why Is The Sun Setting So Late In Canada?
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Back around in 2008, the sun would set around somewhere around late 7 pm and early 8 pm, why is it setting at 8:30 pm to 9 pm here in Ontario? I want to know why this happened and whats going to happen in the future. I'm guessing by 2020 the sun is going to end up setting after midnight. Or maybe all along i'm a little paranoid...
noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2016, 02:22:02 PM
lol: lol:Why Is The Sun Setting So Late In Canada?
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Back around in 2008, the sun would set around somewhere around late 7 pm and early 8 pm, why is it setting at 8:30 pm to 9 pm here in Ontario? I want to know why this happened and whats going to happen in the future. I'm guessing by 2020 the sun is going to end up setting after midnight. Or maybe all along i'm a little paranoid...
noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 02:39:25 PM
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How/when does bram stoker use pathetic fallacy in the novel Frankenstein chapter 7?
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Post by: Miss Creant on April 13, 2016, 02:47:01 PM
QuoteHow/when does bram stoker use pathetic fallacy in the novel Frankenstein chapter 7?
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Bram STOKER only uses phallacy when he is being phallic. It is never pathetic, it has stood up to the test of time. Time and time again it has stood manfully up even in chapter 7. angel1
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 02:49:59 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on April 13, 2016, 03:15:46 PM
Pity that he didn't write Frankenstein then you daft owld trout Banghead
I know that, you know that, lots of people know that but the ijut that wrote the post doesn't. Where's the harm in messing with his/her mind just a little more?
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:17:23 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2016, 03:46:22 PM
Everyone knows it was Arnold Wesker sad24:
Wasn't he Cat Weskers on the wireless?
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 05:59:44 PM
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Ratings on chiropractor, Ronald R.Weisel, Hartville, OH site
It seems, "He's cracking", is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2016, 06:54:45 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteRatings on chiropractor, Ronald R.Weisel, Hartville, OH site
It seems, "He's cracking", is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2016, 05:43:09 PM
noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2016, 05:54:44 PM
does anyone no if its best getting Cyprus money or euros??lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2016, 05:57:12 PM
does anyone no if its best getting Cyprus money or euros??
noooo:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2016, 08:17:46 PM
does anyone no if its best getting Cyprus money or euros??
noooo:
I hope you replied 'Cyprus money' before getting the John Bull printing kit out.
1 Cypru$=10 Euro whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2016, 08:42:02 PM
does anyone no if its best getting Cyprus money or euros??
noooo:
I hope you replied 'Cyprus money' before getting the John Bull printing kit out.
1 Cypru$=10 Euro whistle:
It crossed my mind ........ redface:
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2016, 03:34:06 PM
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Calvinism Theme Park?
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I'm working on a group project for my World History Honors class. We're supposed to make a theme park with 4 quadrents using Prezi and here are the requirements for each quadrent:
2 large rides
3 small rides
2 restaurants
3 concession stands
I was assigned Calvinism and I'm kind of stuck. So far I have 2 large rides and 1 restaurant.
All of the rides and other structures have to be related to Calvinism, or around that subject.
I need some ideas.
Please help!
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2016, 10:00:51 PM
"Hiya dint know we're I could put this as can't private inbox you could you tell me if you have any jobs going animation team or kids rep ect x"
noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 11:26:20 PM
QuoteCalvinism Theme Park?
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I'm working on a group project for my World History Honors class. We're supposed to make a theme park with 4 quadrents using Prezi and here are the requirements for each quadrent:
2 large rides
3 small rides
2 restaurants
3 concession stands
I was assigned Calvinism and I'm kind of stuck. So far I have 2 large rides and 1 restaurant.
All of the rides and other structures have to be related to Calvinism, or around that subject.
I need some ideas.
Please help!
Maybe Hobbes can help... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2016, 12:11:01 PM
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How to break ankle with hammer?
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I tried everything to break,sprain etc.. my ankle, nothing work. I am trying the hammer but it just gave me bruises and redness im hitting on my left leg on the right side (the inside part) of the foot where there is that bump. Is there a better place to be hitting it on foot so it would break? It sore when i touch it but its defiantly now broken. ( i sound like a mad person, im realy not)
I have helpfully pointed out that he can't spell "definitely" angel1
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2016, 02:48:19 PM
:thumbsup:QuoteHow to break ankle with hammer?
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I tried everything to break,sprain etc.. my ankle, nothing work. I am trying the hammer but it just gave me bruises and redness im hitting on my left leg on the right side (the inside part) of the foot where there is that bump. Is there a better place to be hitting it on foot so it would break? It sore when i touch it but its defiantly now broken. ( i sound like a mad person, im realy not)
I have helpfully pointed out that he can't spell "definitely" angel1
That idiot needs to use the mallet on his head or failing that his todger. Anything so he doesn't breed
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2016, 03:10:51 PM
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Do siamese twins pay double tuition?
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Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 01:24:24 PM
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What was Germanys role during WW2?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2016, 02:04:14 PM
QuoteWhat was Germanys role during WW2?
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The official opposition, obviously.
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2016, 07:49:57 PM
drumroll:QuoteWhat was Germanys role during WW2?
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The official opposition, obviously.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2016, 01:11:42 PM
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Can I make a key copy of a picture of a key?
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I lost my key and the only thing I have is a picture of it is their anyway that I can make a copy of it with this picture?
rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant on May 21, 2016, 06:16:21 AM
QuoteCan I make a key copy of a picture of a key?
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I lost my key and the only thing I have is a picture of it is their anyway that I can make a copy of it with this picture?
rubschin:
Could do with a linky, I feel a bit of mind messing coming on. I'm not sure if it should be papier mache, decoupage or wax..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2016, 06:42:00 AM
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2016, 06:47:49 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160601102252AAi7eWL (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160601102252AAi7eWL) angel1
;D
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2016, 09:50:23 AM
lol: lol:https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160601102252AAi7eWL (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160601102252AAi7eWL) angel1
;D
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2016, 05:34:21 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2016, 05:36:23 PM
How did the first guy to create the clock know what time it was?
rubschin:
He checked his watch... ::)
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2016, 07:37:03 PM
His sun dialled the speaking clock?How did the first guy to create the clock know what time it was?
rubschin:
He checked his watch... ::)
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2016, 07:37:31 PM
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 07:46:41 AM
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2016, 08:49:27 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160627004055AADxZGk (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160627004055AADxZGk) eeek:
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Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 11:20:02 AM
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Wrote about Star Wars in History exam by accident?
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Okay, so about two weeks ago I had my Leaving Cert History exam, in that exam there was a question under the American section that said "What was the significance of Star Wars" I didn't do America for my course, I did World War 1, so I got excited and thought I could ace the Star Wars question, so I did that instead of the WW1 question, I was extremely stupid, and thought the question was of the movies while it was actually about a Cold War battle plan by Regan, the question was worth 100 marks out of the entire 400 mark paper, would I get 0 marks for that question or is there a chance that I could scrape some marks? Thanks and yeah i'm an idiot
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2016, 11:59:08 AM
QuoteWrote about Star Wars in History exam by accident?
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Okay, so about two weeks ago I had my Leaving Cert History exam, in that exam there was a question under the American section that said "What was the significance of Star Wars" I didn't do America for my course, I did World War 1, so I got excited and thought I could ace the Star Wars question, so I did that instead of the WW1 question, I was extremely stupid, and thought the question was of the movies while it was actually about a Cold War battle plan by Regan, the question was worth 100 marks out of the entire 400 mark paper, would I get 0 marks for that question or is there a chance that I could scrape some marks? Thanks and yeah i'm an idiot
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Definitely an 'F' will he get. noooo:
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2016, 12:09:41 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteWrote about Star Wars in History exam by accident?
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Okay, so about two weeks ago I had my Leaving Cert History exam, in that exam there was a question under the American section that said "What was the significance of Star Wars" I didn't do America for my course, I did World War 1, so I got excited and thought I could ace the Star Wars question, so I did that instead of the WW1 question, I was extremely stupid, and thought the question was of the movies while it was actually about a Cold War battle plan by Regan, the question was worth 100 marks out of the entire 400 mark paper, would I get 0 marks for that question or is there a chance that I could scrape some marks? Thanks and yeah i'm an idiot
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Definitely an 'F' will he get. noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 12:18:41 PM
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Was hitler really so bad?
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He killed hitler
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Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 05:18:07 PM
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Does anyone know the name of the book I'm talking about?
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It is generally a negative book that's against the world and its people. All I remember is that the book claims the world is a bad place and that there's little good in it. It's very controversial and I'm dying to remember it's name. If anyone knows any book relating to this topic, please tell me it's name because it might be the book I'm looking for. Thank you so much.
It appears that, "The Bible" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 12:12:24 PM
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Will I able to read books by using binoculars?
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There are
Magnifying glass zoom x8
binoculars zoom x8
Does this mean zoom is same?
If I zoom out like x8 with binoculars will I able to read book?
Maybe make little distance.
I really want to read books with large words.
I also want to use it for bird watching. So I thought binoculars is good.
are magnifying glass with hands good? the are I can see is very small. I would need to move my hands fast. Will I able to read faster without magnifying glass?
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 12:16:27 PM
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If I m travelling in to USA from Canada by greyhound, and have some kinder eggs in my bra, will they be discovered?
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2016, 12:31:39 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteDoes anyone know the name of the book I'm talking about?
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It is generally a negative book that's against the world and its people. All I remember is that the book claims the world is a bad place and that there's little good in it. It's very controversial and I'm dying to remember it's name. If anyone knows any book relating to this topic, please tell me it's name because it might be the book I'm looking for. Thank you so much.
It appears that, "The Bible" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2016, 05:51:06 PM
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If i take a photograph of a mirror.. Why can i not then use the photo as a mirror?
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Post by: Nick on July 02, 2016, 06:44:50 PM
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Post by: Steve on July 02, 2016, 07:57:32 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160702113418AAIiarc (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160702113418AAIiarc)happy001
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Post by: Barman on July 03, 2016, 06:31:38 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160702113418AAIiarc (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160702113418AAIiarc)
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Post by: Nick on July 04, 2016, 01:41:46 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2016, 02:27:21 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160625045004AANyQIc
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2016, 02:56:14 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160704063837AAyzrAo (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160704063837AAyzrAo) angel1
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2016, 03:47:36 PM
This one sounds just made for you Nick..... whistle:
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160625045004AANyQIc
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Post by: Nick on July 04, 2016, 03:54:16 PM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2016, 06:15:46 AM
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I talked to a friend a while ago about their turtle being included in their will, why is that?
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About couple weeks ago i visited a friend who talked about turtles and talked about their own turtle they have. They had the turtle for a long time, don't know how old the turtle is, but I know they live for a very long time. And he mentioned to me that the turtle will outlive him or his wife, so why should a "family member" like that (a turtle) be included in the will when they pass away?
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2016, 10:01:15 AM
One for FoggyQuoteI talked to a friend a while ago about their turtle being included in their will, why is that?
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About couple weeks ago i visited a friend who talked about turtles and talked about their own turtle they have. They had the turtle for a long time, don't know how old the turtle is, but I know they live for a very long time. And he mentioned to me that the turtle will outlive him or his wife, so why should a "family member" like that (a turtle) be included in the will when they pass away?
Well if we had a turtle it'd be taken care of in our wills. All our pets are.
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2016, 11:27:33 AM
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2016, 11:29:43 AM
Note to self: Buy turtle costume and poison eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on August 21, 2016, 04:38:27 PM
Was lard used on the Titanic?
whacky115
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2016, 06:09:16 PM
Was lard used on the Titanic?
whacky115
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Post by: Steve on August 21, 2016, 07:29:14 PM
That's why it sank
Was lard used on the Titanic?
whacky115
If only they'd used rivets
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2016, 02:20:11 PM
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Is it wrong to kill spiders in my house using a blow torch?
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I don't like snaking them with a book because their guts gets all over the wall.
I don't like smashing then with a tisue because I can't stand the thought of having to feel them through the tissue.
Catching them and releasing them outside is way too hard and they might escape
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2016, 04:14:01 PM
QuoteIs it wrong to kill spiders in my house using a blow torch?
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I don't like snaking them with a book because their guts gets all over the wall.
I don't like smashing then with a tisue because I can't stand the thought of having to feel them through the tissue.
Catching them and releasing them outside is way too hard and they might escape
Don't even think about it Nicholas...... scared2:
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2016, 04:15:15 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2016, 05:09:05 PM
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2016, 06:11:39 PM
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I ranked 83 out of 230 in my class rank in high school. Is that bad or average?
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Post by: Steve on August 29, 2016, 07:02:50 PM
facepalm: facepalm:QuoteI ranked 83 out of 230 in my class rank in high school. Is that bad or average?
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Post by: Barman on August 29, 2016, 07:18:52 PM
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:facepalm: facepalm:QuoteI ranked 83 out of 230 in my class rank in high school. Is that bad or average?
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Post by: Nick on September 01, 2016, 05:21:14 AM
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I need a title for my new book!?
So, I recently had an idea for a book. My only problem is that I suck at titles. The story is essentially about a teddy bear becoming the guardian angel to a socially awkward girl and ends up murdering everyone that mistreats her. I would be forever grateful for title suggestions
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2016, 07:06:39 AM
QuoteI need a title for my new book!?
So, I recently had an idea for a book. My only problem is that I suck at titles. The story is essentially about a teddy bear becoming the guardian angel to a socially awkward girl and ends up murdering everyone that mistreats her. I would be forever grateful for title suggestions
You could have just asked on here Nick, I'm sure Apey would have been able to come up with a title for you... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Vinnie the Pooh?QuoteI need a title for my new book!?
So, I recently had an idea for a book. My only problem is that I suck at titles. The story is essentially about a teddy bear becoming the guardian angel to a socially awkward girl and ends up murdering everyone that mistreats her. I would be forever grateful for title suggestions
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2016, 09:04:02 AM
Vinnie the Pooh?QuoteI need a title for my new book!?
So, I recently had an idea for a book. My only problem is that I suck at titles. The story is essentially about a teddy bear becoming the guardian angel to a socially awkward girl and ends up murdering everyone that mistreats her. I would be forever grateful for title suggestions
happy001
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2016, 09:46:55 AM
happy001 happy001Vinnie the Pooh?QuoteI need a title for my new book!?
So, I recently had an idea for a book. My only problem is that I suck at titles. The story is essentially about a teddy bear becoming the guardian angel to a socially awkward girl and ends up murdering everyone that mistreats her. I would be forever grateful for title suggestions
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2016, 04:09:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2016, 09:05:48 PM
" push it back "........ lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2016, 09:17:04 PM
Dose anyone know what happens once you've booked and paid and got your date back for your wedding with first choice but then found out your pregnant and can't fly as you would be 36? Would they let your push it back or would you lose everything....."wedding with first choice" rubschin: That'd be a rerun of the 'to a rich dumb blonde that owns a pub' line then
" push it back "........ lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2016, 11:24:20 AM
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If you could be born in any period, what period would it be?facepalm:
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I would of liked to be born in the early Victorian era. Around the year 1710.
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2016, 03:05:00 PM
QuoteIf you could be born in any period, what period would it be?facepalm:
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I would of liked to be born in the early Victorian era. Around the year 1710.
Ten past five is not a bad time I suppose... All rather precise tho....
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2016, 06:10:34 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteIf you could be born in any period, what period would it be?facepalm:
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I would of liked to be born in the early Victorian era. Around the year 1710.
Ten past five is not a bad time I suppose... All rather precise tho....
rubschin: On that basis I was born about 1900
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2016, 07:32:59 AM
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Thoughts on having a wedding reception in a graveyard?
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My grandma just passed away , she wanted to be at my wedding so badly, i find comfort in the idea of getting married over her grave with feeling of her being there . Is this possible? Is this wrong or disrespectful?
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2016, 07:37:28 AM
QuoteThoughts on having a wedding reception in a graveyard?
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My grandma just passed away , she wanted to be at my wedding so badly, i find comfort in the idea of getting married over her grave with feeling of her being there . Is this possible? Is this wrong or disrespectful?
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2016, 08:40:24 AM
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Post by: Barman on November 23, 2016, 09:11:13 AM
Did the plane really crash into the pentagram on 9/11?
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happy001
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2016, 09:52:20 AM
doublefacepalmDid the plane really crash into the pentagram on 9/11?
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happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2016, 10:10:23 PM
happy001 happy001Did the plane really crash into the pentagram on 9/11?
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happy001
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2016, 01:01:09 PM
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I came here when I was 13 years old. I am now almmost 27 years old. The question is have I been living here in the US for a long time?
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2016, 12:11:20 PM
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How happened during D-Day?
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What was the whole process of the war? After the allied forces landed on the beaches of Norway, where did they go?
Was it just as simple as "get to Norway and kill every Nazi in sight", or did they do something specific?
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Post by: Barman on December 05, 2016, 12:17:00 PM
QuoteHow happened during D-Day?
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What was the whole process of the war? After the allied forces landed on the beaches of Norway, where did they go?
Was it just as simple as "get to Norway and kill every Nazi in sight", or did they do something specific?
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noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2016, 11:56:52 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2016, 01:54:05 PM
Did the lobsters from the Titanic's kitchen survive?rubschin: rubschin:
rubschin:
Maybe that 2 hour YouTube will tell us
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2016, 01:56:43 PM
"mouse wrote:
... I think all those killed by bombs should vote on the soldiers Case ...."........
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2016, 01:57:36 PM
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2016, 03:58:31 PM
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Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2017, 05:23:34 PM
Natasha Marley to CUNTroversial weddings & more
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Need to question you ladies!! When writing mums is it proper to put mum's or mums?? Thanks
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2017, 05:26:36 PM
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2017, 05:27:40 PM
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Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 06:39:31 PM
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Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 06:44:10 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170112183435AAfycGR (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170112183435AAfycGR)
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Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 06:45:15 PM
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2017, 07:21:50 PM
I can still see it angel1 whistle:So can I and keith has a very sick sense of humour :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 07:22:36 PM
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 07:36:18 PM
I can still see it angel1 whistle:
It is back now!
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Post by: Nick on January 18, 2017, 01:29:45 PM
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If I make a tyrannosaurus rex skull out of wood (life size or half the size) ? Will people buy it ? how much can I sell it for?
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I really wanna start earning something from my art . So I need some help deciding what is the worth of wood works in the market. I once made a t rex skull out of Styrofoam. And I really wanna try out the wooden one .please help me how to price my wood works
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2017, 01:57:57 PM
angel1
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2017, 02:15:00 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160516122950AARRScf (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160516122950AARRScf)
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This question does not exist or is under review.
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Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2017, 02:37:34 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160516122950AARRScf (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160516122950AARRScf)
angel1
So how long have you had Big as a second personality on there...? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2017, 02:41:42 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160516122950AARRScf (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160516122950AARRScf)
angel1
So how long have you had Big as a second personality on there...? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2017, 06:25:35 PM
rubschin: John Holmes made a lot of money out of 'wood'QuoteIf I make a tyrannosaurus rex skull out of wood (life size or half the size) ? Will people buy it ? how much can I sell it for?
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I really wanna start earning something from my art . So I need some help deciding what is the worth of wood works in the market. I once made a t rex skull out of Styrofoam. And I really wanna try out the wooden one .please help me how to price my wood works
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2017, 01:06:12 AM
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Post by: Just One More on January 20, 2017, 07:13:20 AM
I joined a Facebook group for women trying to conceive. I've instantly regretted it. Women are showing each other their cervical mucus. I fucking kid you not.
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Post by: Barman on January 20, 2017, 07:36:59 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:I joined a Facebook group for women trying to conceive. I've instantly regretted it. Women are showing each other their cervical mucus. I fucking kid you not.
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Post by: Nick on February 01, 2017, 11:21:00 AM
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Hello just wondering how much whale fat was transported to France during the WW1 by the British?
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Post by: Steve on February 01, 2017, 11:54:34 AM
I reckon 3 and a half Kim Kardashians worthQuoteHello just wondering how much whale fat was transported to France during the WW1 by the British?
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(If worth is the right word here)
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2017, 12:25:44 PM
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Family secret? is it possible to get it confirmed? blood test?
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Its a well known secret within my family that we are descended from someone who is - according to history books- supposed to be dead. We are all very proud of our ancestor who was assassinated 218 years ago
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 01, 2017, 04:35:31 PM
QuoteFamily secret? is it possible to get it confirmed? blood test?
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Its a well known secret within my family that we are descended from someone who is - according to history books- supposed to be dead. We are all very proud of our ancestor who was assassinated 218 years ago
rubschin:
Have you replied to ask if it is certain they are dead?
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2017, 06:51:12 PM
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2017, 01:42:01 PM
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I got a question about celebrities and theatre people?
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We all know that famous people and theatre people cannot live full normal lives like the rest of us, being that they are being seen by millions and millions of people from all over the world. They go out in public by having paparazzi following them everywhere they go. They can't do what normal people do in their every life so that they can live in a private secluded world without even being seen by fans, paparazzi or the news media. So, when they die. Do celebrities and theatre people go to the same heaven that we do or do they go to a heaven that is segregated from the normal people? I've always wondered that. If famous people have their own heaven and us normal have their own normal heaven, it would be totally different. It's just my theory.
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2017, 04:43:34 PM
That Arch Bish does post a lot of crap does't heQuoteI got a question about celebrities and theatre people?
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We all know that famous people and theatre people cannot live full normal lives like the rest of us, being that they are being seen by millions and millions of people from all over the world. They go out in public by having paparazzi following them everywhere they go. They can't do what normal people do in their every life so that they can live in a private secluded world without even being seen by fans, paparazzi or the news media. So, when they die. Do celebrities and theatre people go to the same heaven that we do or do they go to a heaven that is segregated from the normal people? I've always wondered that. If famous people have their own heaven and us normal have their own normal heaven, it would be totally different. It's just my theory.
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2017, 06:33:38 PM
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2017, 06:38:42 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160701094756AAjeDXI (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160701094756AAjeDXI) cloud9:
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Post by: Steve on February 05, 2017, 06:56:33 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160701094756AAjeDXI (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160701094756AAjeDXI) cloud9:lol:
Is LLd a word? doh: silly me, that's one word to describe gates
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2017, 06:52:29 PM
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2017, 06:56:10 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170207140509AAz8uyP (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170207140509AAz8uyP) cloud9:facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2017, 12:05:46 PM
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What happens at a wedding during this situation?
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During the reception, its tradition, at least in my area, for the groom to dance with his mother after the bride dances with her father. Anyways, what would happen if the groom s mother died before the wedding? Who would fill her niche? Or will they just omit it? Please tell me what happens.
It appears that "Hire a lookalike" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2017, 12:14:41 PM
lol:QuoteWhat happens at a wedding during this situation?
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During the reception, its tradition, at least in my area, for the groom to dance with his mother after the bride dances with her father. Anyways, what would happen if the groom s mother died before the wedding? Who would fill her niche? Or will they just omit it? Please tell me what happens.
It appears that "Hire a lookalike" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Dig her up and re-enact Thriller by Michael Jackson?
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2017, 01:05:23 PM
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Please ABSTAIN FROM RUDE COMMENT
I'm from Pakistan. I want to build a machine that create Human Organ and body parts original & Perfectly even after bike, car or airplane accident. Third, l want to make a device machine that detect and fuse every explosion everywhere before it happend within 2 minute through satellite and electrical signals, & also the device automatic sent his all details to protection department of the country.
Fourth, Most IMPORTANT, I want invent a Capsule that get rid diseases and protect, improve human organ from cancer, hepaptitis A B C, Heart attack, Over weight problem, height all type of diseases and provide all treatement at only 1 to 2$ everywhere, because I belong to middle class family, I know people are die every day because they weren't be able to buy expensive Medicines.
I have much more, I have written it on my dairy.
but HERE IS A PROBLEM::::
I can't buy testing material in my country, Many are only available only in USA and some European countries. So, I want to move to USA for temporary to setup my Lab and buy material, tools to do my research experiment to help to save all people everywhere in the world.
Remember I have not enough time because I didn't see people who are die with deathly accident, diseases & explosion daily.
Tell me the USA or UK or any country where english language understandable and I can stay up to 3 to 5 years and do research and buy material at lowest price?
Follow 1 answer
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2017, 01:17:43 PM
Is there any temporary USA/UK visa for Inventor or Scientist? Who want to build new machine and do research.?
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Please ABSTAIN FROM RUDE COMMENT
I'm from Pakistan. I want to build a machine that create Human Organ and body parts original & Perfectly even after bike, car or airplane accident. Third, l want to make a device machine that detect and fuse every explosion everywhere before it happend within 2 minute through satellite and electrical signals, & also the device automatic sent his all details to protection department of the country.
Fourth, Most IMPORTANT, I want invent a Capsule that get rid diseases and protect, improve human organ from cancer, hepaptitis A B C, Heart attack, Over weight problem, height all type of diseases and provide all treatement at only 1 to 2$ everywhere, because I belong to middle class family, I know people are die every day because they weren't be able to buy expensive Medicines.
I have much more, I have written it on my dairy.
but HERE IS A PROBLEM::::
I can't buy testing material in my country, Many are only available only in USA and some European countries. So, I want to move to USA for temporary to setup my Lab and buy material, tools to do my research experiment to help to save all people everywhere in the world.
Remember I have not enough time because I didn't see people who are die with deathly accident, diseases & explosion daily.
Tell me the USA or UK or any country where english language understandable and I can stay up to 3 to 5 years and do research and buy material at lowest price?
Follow 1 answer
lol: lol: lol:
We have a winner! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2017, 01:20:29 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2017, 01:20:59 PM
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2017, 01:21:48 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2017, 01:23:46 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170303114009AAv1JeA (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170303114009AAv1JeA)
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Post by: Steve on March 03, 2017, 02:07:01 PM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170303114009AAv1JeA (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170303114009AAv1JeA)lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2017, 11:07:11 AM
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.
If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.
Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 11:43:59 AM
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?noooo: noooo:
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.
If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.
Shrugs:
Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2017, 12:59:16 PM
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?noooo: noooo:
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.
If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.
Shrugs:
Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one
Quite.
Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2017, 01:10:07 PM
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?noooo: noooo:
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.
If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.
Shrugs:
Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one
Quite.
Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 02:05:11 PM
drumroll: drumroll:Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?noooo: noooo:
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.
If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.
Shrugs:
Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one
Quite.
Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2017, 02:29:03 PM
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?noooo: noooo:
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.
If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.
Shrugs:
Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one
Quite.
Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2017, 05:24:50 PM
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Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 05:29:06 PM
What is the true story behind Good Friday??She was Robinson Crusoe's companion in the alternative version?
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Post by: Barman on March 17, 2017, 06:05:47 PM
What is the true story behind Good Friday??She was Robinson Crusoe's companion in the alternative version?
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Debbie Does Good Friday...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 07:25:55 PM
lol:What is the true story behind Good Friday??She was Robinson Crusoe's companion in the alternative version?
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Debbie Does Good Friday...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2017, 12:32:19 PM
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Is the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2017, 01:02:49 PM
well once a day it is and once a day it very much isn'tQuoteIs the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2017, 02:09:36 PM
well once a day it is and once a day it very much isn'tQuoteIs the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fquietus_production%2Fimages%2Farticles%2F3195%2Ftrainplate1_1257853169_crop_550x413.jpg&hash=92185f9190f4f5eff1ecb170e1d0295d342247e4)
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Post by: Steve on March 23, 2017, 02:22:23 PM
Well I've been called worse. But that shirt noooo: noooo: noooo:well once a day it is and once a day it very much isn'tQuoteIs the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fquietus_production%2Fimages%2Farticles%2F3195%2Ftrainplate1_1257853169_crop_550x413.jpg&hash=92185f9190f4f5eff1ecb170e1d0295d342247e4)
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Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 08:31:26 AM
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2017, 08:38:24 AM
What country is it best to move to if you re looking to work in the funeral industry?Darwinista?
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 06:22:00 AM
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Are there any famous people who were killed by being hit on the head with bottles?
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(preferably before 1946)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2017, 08:46:45 PM
QuoteAre there any famous people who were killed by being hit on the head with bottles?
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(preferably before 1946)
Alfred Newton, Isaac's alcoholic brother.... whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2017, 10:00:06 PM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteAre there any famous people who were killed by being hit on the head with bottles?
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(preferably before 1946)
Alfred Newton, Isaac's alcoholic brother.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2017, 08:32:55 AM
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Can you get kicked out of college for throwing a piano out the window?
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...uh, just wondering.
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2017, 11:17:17 AM
depends who's underneath the windowQuoteCan you get kicked out of college for throwing a piano out the window?
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...uh, just wondering.
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2017, 12:05:19 PM
depends who's underneath the windowQuoteCan you get kicked out of college for throwing a piano out the window?
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...uh, just wondering.
rubschin:
or playing the piano... ;)
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2017, 12:31:34 PM
lol:depends who's underneath the windowQuoteCan you get kicked out of college for throwing a piano out the window?
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...uh, just wondering.
rubschin:
or playing the piano... ;)
or what tune he was playing. Sometimes there's only one way to stop people playing some shite
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 11:07:34 AM
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How can i convert one metric tone of diesel to a liter?
It seems that "Burn most of it" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
lol: lol: lol:QuoteHow can i convert one metric tone of diesel to a liter?
It seems that "Burn most of it" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 11:38:50 AM
QuoteHow can i convert one metric tone of diesel to a liter?
It seems that "Burn most of it" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2017, 09:48:07 AM
QuoteHow can i convert one metric tone of diesel to a liter?
It seems that "Burn most of it" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Something tells me that "Invite Apey over" wouldn't be acceptable either... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2017, 09:52:26 AM
angel1
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2017, 10:02:07 AM
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170524043348AArZQSw (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170524043348AArZQSw)
angel1
happy001
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2017, 04:51:23 PM
happy001 happy001https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170524043348AArZQSw (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170524043348AArZQSw)
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happy001
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 12:22:36 PM
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Will this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
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My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 12:34:49 PM
QuoteWill this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
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My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2017, 01:24:56 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteWill this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
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My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 02:12:52 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteWill this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
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My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
noooo:
I know I've said it before, but I still can't get my head around it... noooo:
You've got access to teh Interwebz but instead of typing 'niece' or 'cousin' into Google you type your life history into Yahoo Answers and allow 'Keith' to rip the piss out of you... ::)
Why??? Shrugs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 02:15:35 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteWill this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
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My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
noooo:
I know I've said it before, but I still can't get my head around it... noooo:
You've got access to teh Interwebz but instead of typing 'niece' or 'cousin' into Google you type your life history into Yahoo Answers and allow 'Keith' to rip the piss out of you... ::)
Why??? Shrugs:
Because not everyone is able to get their worthless arses onto reality TV shows and this is the only way they can get the attention they so crave. noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 02:16:52 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteWill this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
Edit
My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
noooo:
I know I've said it before, but I still can't get my head around it... noooo:
You've got access to teh Interwebz but instead of typing 'niece' or 'cousin' into Google you type your life history into Yahoo Answers and allow 'Keith' to rip the piss out of you... ::)
Why??? Shrugs:
Because not everyone is able to get their worthless arses onto reality TV shows and this is the only way they can get the attention they so crave. noooo:
Attention you say...? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 02:20:01 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteWill this child be my niece/nephew or cousin?facepalm:
Edit
My youngest uncle and aunt (his wife) discovered they are having a second child. Their current child is almost five. And I consider him my cousin. A lot of my friends have nieces and nephews. But I can only be an older cousin because I only have a brother who's in his early teens.
I recently turned eighteen, so, can I be an auntie. Or just a cousin?? Because I'm an adult now
noooo:
I know I've said it before, but I still can't get my head around it... noooo:
You've got access to teh Interwebz but instead of typing 'niece' or 'cousin' into Google you type your life history into Yahoo Answers and allow 'Keith' to rip the piss out of you... ::)
Why??? Shrugs:
Because not everyone is able to get their worthless arses onto reality TV shows and this is the only way they can get the attention they so crave. noooo:
Attention you say...? rubschin:
Yes, it was in the news recently that when asked what they wanted to be when they grow up a large portion of children said either reality stars or Youtubers.
We could solve a large part of this if we let Mr Darwin work with Ted Nugent.... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2017, 02:50:12 PM
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Could you have a conversation on the concorde (plane)?noooo:
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It may seem like a stupid question, but if the plane travelled faster than the speed of sound, how would you be able to talk or listen to anything, without your plane moving faster than your voice?
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2017, 05:32:49 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteCould you have a conversation on the concorde (plane)?noooo:
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It may seem like a stupid question, but if the plane travelled faster than the speed of sound, how would you be able to talk or listen to anything, without your plane moving faster than your voice?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2017, 07:23:54 PM
QuoteCould you have a conversation on the concorde (plane)?noooo:
Edit
It may seem like a stupid question, but if the plane travelled faster than the speed of sound, how would you be able to talk or listen to anything, without your plane moving faster than your voice?
Holy fuck! eeek:
I had an argument about this on a Cyprus forum that went on for months... noooo:
It started about that Felix Bumbugger and how he was falling faster than the speed of sound and they couldn't hear him...
I still have callouses on my fingers from all the typing... ::)
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2017, 08:22:48 PM
There is of course another aspect of this.QuoteCould you have a conversation on the concorde (plane)?noooo:
Edit
It may seem like a stupid question, but if the plane travelled faster than the speed of sound, how would you be able to talk or listen to anything, without your plane moving faster than your voice?
Holy fuck! eeek:
I had an argument about this on a Cyprus forum that went on for months... noooo:
It started about that Felix Bumbugger and how he was falling faster than the speed of sound and they couldn't hear him...
I still have callouses on my fingers from all the typing... ::)
Was the questioner talking of a conversation on or in the Concorde?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2017, 09:05:36 PM
There is of course another aspect of this.QuoteCould you have a conversation on the concorde (plane)?noooo:
Edit
It may seem like a stupid question, but if the plane travelled faster than the speed of sound, how would you be able to talk or listen to anything, without your plane moving faster than your voice?
Holy fuck! eeek:
I had an argument about this on a Cyprus forum that went on for months... noooo:
It started about that Felix Bumbugger and how he was falling faster than the speed of sound and they couldn't hear him...
I still have callouses on my fingers from all the typing... ::)
Was the questioner talking of a conversation on or in the Concorde?
Well, the mongtardfuckwit questioner posted how amazing it was that we couldn't hear what he was saying...
..and I merely posted along the lines of, "yes, it was shit on Concorde not being able to hear anybody"...
...and then it kicked off... noooo:
I'll try and find the thread...
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2017, 09:47:12 PM
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 06:18:10 PM
They showed pics of a high speed crash site. "What do you think went through the driver's mind?" says ex Plod
"The windscreen, " says PS
Not the right answer, it seems. noooo:
Post by: boogs on June 10, 2017, 06:20:44 PM
Pink Sis went on a Speed Awareness course after getting caught by a speedcam
They showed pics of a high speed crash site. "What do you think went through the driver's mind?" says ex Plod
"The windscreen, " says PS
Not the right answer, it seems. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2017, 07:54:40 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Pink Sis went on a Speed Awareness course after getting caught by a speedcam
They showed pics of a high speed crash site. "What do you think went through the driver's mind?" says ex Plod
"The windscreen, " says PS
Not the right answer, it seems. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
She should have said he thought "Jeremy doesn't pay me enough" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40234865 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40234865)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2017, 08:39:20 PM
Pink Sis went on a Speed Awareness course after getting caught by a speedcam
They showed pics of a high speed crash site. "What do you think went through the driver's mind?" says ex Plod
"The windscreen, " says PS
Not the right answer, it seems. noooo:
So your talent for tact and diplomacy seems to be a family trait then Nick... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 08:42:41 PM
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2017, 05:17:44 AM
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How do i learn to sword swallow without help?
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I know most people use bent coat hangers, but do i just start putting it down my throat or what?
eeek:
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2017, 06:24:46 AM
QuoteHow do i learn to sword swallow without help?
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I know most people use bent coat hangers, but do i just start putting it down my throat or what?
eeek:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2017, 07:07:36 AM
facepalm:QuoteHow do i learn to sword swallow without help?
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I know most people use bent coat hangers, but do i just start putting it down my throat or what?
eeek:
eveilgrin:
Post by: boogs on July 02, 2017, 08:25:29 AM
QuoteHow do i learn to sword swallow without help?
Edit
I know most people use bent coat hangers, but do i just start putting it down my throat or what?
eeek:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2017, 06:12:33 AM
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Will a person be hospitalized after committing suicide????
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^ that explains it all. I'm writing a story and I just want to know. My mom says yes, but I need confirmation because I'm stupid like that.
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2017, 07:52:43 AM
facepalm:QuoteWill a person be hospitalized after committing suicide????
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^ that explains it all. I'm writing a story and I just want to know. My mom says yes, but I need confirmation because I'm stupid like that.
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2017, 10:46:06 AM
QuoteWill a person be hospitalized after committing suicide????
Edit
^ that explains it all. I'm writing a story and I just want to know. My mom says yes, but I need confirmation because I'm stupid like that.
noooo: noooo: noooo: surrender:
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2017, 06:28:59 AM
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DO cars in the Arctic have air conditioning?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2017, 06:29:56 AM
QuoteDO cars in the Arctic have air conditioning?rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2017, 03:19:54 PM
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Why did Hitler start the hall of cost ?
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It's gotta be due as my homework assignment and I'm not a history kinda guy. Why did the Germans start the hall of cost against the Jewish Germans ?
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2017, 03:28:28 PM
QuoteWhy did Hitler start the hall of cost ?
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It's gotta be due as my homework assignment and I'm not a history kinda guy. Why did the Germans start the hall of cost against the Jewish Germans ?
Holy fuck! facepalm:
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2017, 04:21:40 PM
doublefacepalmQuoteWhy did Hitler start the hall of cost ?
Edit
It's gotta be due as my homework assignment and I'm not a history kinda guy. Why did the Germans start the hall of cost against the Jewish Germans ?
Holy fuck! facepalm:
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2017, 04:43:30 PM
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Wife wears kilt and husband wears dress on wedding day?
Edit
Me and my fiancè are trying to plan our wedding, ever since I was little I have had the following idea: my husband wears a white wedding dress and i weae a kilt as we are both Scottish. I can't find anyone else that has done the same thing (opposite wedding outfits) do you have any tips or opinions on weather this is a good idea? My husband is up for it too (now) hahaha. We just don't know if it's socially acceptable? Thanks in advance x
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 08:33:09 PM
QuoteWife wears kilt and husband wears dress on wedding day?
Edit
Me and my fiancè are trying to plan our wedding, ever since I was little I have had the following idea: my husband wears a white wedding dress and i weae a kilt as we are both Scottish. I can't find anyone else that has done the same thing (opposite wedding outfits) do you have any tips or opinions on weather this is a good idea? My husband is up for it too (now) hahaha. We just don't know if it's socially acceptable? Thanks in advance x
You could give Mr Darwin sir a hand here and say it's only socially acceptable in Saudi Arabia.... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2017, 01:56:32 PM
angel1
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2017, 02:49:54 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171025130820AAvbsM0 (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171025130820AAvbsM0)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
So why the long break from Yahoo Answers Mr. Nick...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2017, 02:50:49 PM
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2017, 02:53:58 PM
Been busy angel1
(https://s1.postimg.org/6wckki8jfv/0321959001466711327_filepicker.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/6wckki8jfv/)
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2017, 10:41:59 PM
Been busy angel1with insects?
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2017, 01:59:12 PM
It seems that World Record game of Hide and Seek is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2017, 02:38:06 PM
How many records did Amelia Earheart break?happy001
It seems that World Record game of Hide and Seek is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2017, 02:39:23 PM
happy001 happy001How many records did Amelia Earheart break?happy001
It seems that World Record game of Hide and Seek is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2017, 06:35:16 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001happy001 happy001How many records did Amelia Earheart break?happy001
It seems that World Record game of Hide and Seek is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2017, 11:09:56 AM
angel1
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2017, 11:11:46 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171102110552AA6rlTI (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171102110552AA6rlTI)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2017, 01:26:05 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171102110552AA6rlTI (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171102110552AA6rlTI)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 09:00:48 AM
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Please rate my book idea. I d really appreciate your honesty.?
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Please rate my book idea: A highschool senior is bullied for his bad acne. A security agency finds him and reveals that he was genetically modified as a baby to grow his pimples into a code formation with GPS coordinates to save the lives of millions of hostages. Problem is, his senior prom is coming up and he wants to ask the love of his life to go with him. However, as a result of his pimples, he is too embarrassed. In order to get them removed, he must get dermatological treatment. But by doing so, the GPS coordinates will be lost and millions will die. Will he lose the love of his life?
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2017, 09:05:40 AM
QuotePlease rate my book idea. I d really appreciate your honesty.?
Edit
Please rate my book idea: A highschool senior is bullied for his bad acne. A security agency finds him and reveals that he was genetically modified as a baby to grow his pimples into a code formation with GPS coordinates to save the lives of millions of hostages. Problem is, his senior prom is coming up and he wants to ask the love of his life to go with him. However, as a result of his pimples, he is too embarrassed. In order to get them removed, he must get dermatological treatment. But by doing so, the GPS coordinates will be lost and millions will die. Will he lose the love of his life?
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 11:42:21 AM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2017, 11:48:27 AM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171107113454AABPlZd (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171107113454AABPlZd) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 01:24:10 PM
happy001https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171107113454AABPlZd (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171107113454AABPlZd) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2017, 09:59:18 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171107113454AABPlZd (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171107113454AABPlZd) angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2017, 10:39:16 AM
Quote
Is every Greg blood related? I can't find any information?
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I've tried googling it, and yes, I know it sounds like a stupid question, but for real, is every human man named Greg related by blood?
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2017, 10:54:01 AM
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Do you have to have a honeymoon ?
Edit
Me and my husband just got married yesterday. We don’t have time for a honeymoon right now. We’re both really busy. I do theater I’m in a play right now I got rehearsal every week he’s in a band he and his band practice everyday almost 6 to 7 hours a day. We were thinking maybe waiting to Christmas to go on our honeymoon. Do you have to have one right away ?
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2017, 11:12:15 AM
QuoteIs every Greg blood related? I can't find any information?
Edit
I've tried googling it, and yes, I know it sounds like a stupid question, but for real, is every human man named Greg related by blood?
noooo:
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2017, 11:59:29 AM
QuoteDo you have to have a honeymoon ?
Edit
Me and my husband just got married yesterday. We don’t have time for a honeymoon right now. We’re both really busy. I do theater I’m in a play right now I got rehearsal every week he’s in a band he and his band practice everyday almost 6 to 7 hours a day. We were thinking maybe waiting to Christmas to go on our honeymoon. Do you have to have one right away ?
Is that 'in a play right now' or the Spacey-esque 'in a playwright now' ?
I'll get me coat
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2017, 06:58:44 PM
drumroll:QuoteDo you have to have a honeymoon ?
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Me and my husband just got married yesterday. We don’t have time for a honeymoon right now. We’re both really busy. I do theater I’m in a play right now I got rehearsal every week he’s in a band he and his band practice everyday almost 6 to 7 hours a day. We were thinking maybe waiting to Christmas to go on our honeymoon. Do you have to have one right away ?
Is that 'in a play right now' or the Spacey-esque 'in a playwright now' ?
I'll get me coat
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2017, 02:44:14 PM
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2017, 03:12:15 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171113142158AAOl50r (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171113142158AAOl50r) angel1
Nice one! :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2017, 04:31:04 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171113142158AAOl50r (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171113142158AAOl50r) angel1drumroll:
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2017, 09:29:17 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171113142158AAOl50r (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20171113142158AAOl50r) angel1
Nice one! :thumbsup:
Could Keith add "especially if you need to use one of their staff"
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2017, 08:10:35 PM
Quote
Why is a plane flying at 40,000 feet considered to be at a higher altitude than a plane flying at 39,000 feet?
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2017, 08:13:05 PM
QuoteWhy is a plane flying at 40,000 feet considered to be at a higher altitude than a plane flying at 39,000 feet?
Was the bloke on a homemade rocket ............ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2017, 08:13:54 PM
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2017, 08:19:38 PM
QuoteWhy is a plane flying at 40,000 feet considered to be at a higher altitude than a plane flying at 39,000 feet?
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2017, 11:48:59 PM
facepalm: facepalm:QuoteWhy is a plane flying at 40,000 feet considered to be at a higher altitude than a plane flying at 39,000 feet?
facepalm:
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2017, 05:32:57 PM
Does anyone know how to write 27/6/2018 in cyprus numbers? 🤔
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2017, 05:37:33 PM
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2017, 05:41:00 PM
5 minsnoooo: noooo:
Does anyone know how to write 27/6/2018 in cyprus numbers? 🤔
noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2017, 10:09:08 PM
5 minsnoooo: noooo:
Does anyone know how to write 27/6/2018 in cyprus numbers? 🤔
noooo:
It's badly written but I suspect they are on about the US/rest of the world date format bollocks. rubschin:
Either that or they are a truly cretinous fuckwit who needs to be removed the the gene pool for the greater good... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2017, 10:22:46 PM
5 minsnoooo: noooo:
Does anyone know how to write 27/6/2018 in cyprus numbers? 🤔
noooo:
It's badly written but I suspect they are on about the US/rest of the world date format bollocks. rubschin:
Either that or they are a truly cretinous fuckwit who needs to be removed the the gene pool for the greater good... noooo:
Turns out they thought Cyprus used Roman numerials ......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2017, 05:33:42 AM
5 minsnoooo: noooo:
Does anyone know how to write 27/6/2018 in cyprus numbers? 🤔
noooo:
It's badly written but I suspect they are on about the US/rest of the world date format bollocks. rubschin:
Either that or they are a truly cretinous fuckwit who needs to be removed the the gene pool for the greater good... noooo:
Turns out they thought Cyprus used Roman numerials ......... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2017, 12:03:00 PM
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What was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered?
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It seems that "Everest" is not a popular answer redface:
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2017, 12:21:58 PM
Twas pearls before swine KeithQuoteWhat was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered?
Edit
It seems that "Everest" is not a popular answer redface:
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2017, 01:23:24 PM
QuoteWhat was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered?
Edit
It seems that "Everest" is not a popular answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 05:55:44 PM
It seems that, "Let her buy her own lunch", is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2018, 06:11:46 PM
If I live in the US and my gf lives in South Korea, how can I send her a puppy?
It seems that, "Let her buy her own lunch", is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 06:13:21 PM
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2018, 07:57:01 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:If I live in the US and my gf lives in South Korea, how can I send her a puppy?
It seems that, "Let her buy her own lunch", is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 01, 2018, 10:26:33 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:If I live in the US and my gf lives in South Korea, how can I send her a puppy?
It seems that, "Let her buy her own lunch", is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2018, 12:57:29 PM
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I really want to get close to one I am going to Africa in a few months time
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Post by: Barman on January 10, 2018, 01:08:17 PM
A hippopotamus can't be that dangerous can it?
Edit
I really want to get close to one I am going to Africa in a few months time
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What could possibly, etc.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2018, 01:08:57 PM
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2018, 11:34:17 AM
Tell the eejit that they are perfectly harmless and love it when people go swimming with them. Then see if you can claim a commission from Mr Darwin sir... :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2018, 06:51:33 PM
don't nkwo..??
redface: redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2018, 01:07:53 PM
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I'm pregnant but my question is .. can I take my child out with my hand?eeek:
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Post by: Barman on January 26, 2018, 01:41:58 PM
eeek: eeek:QuoteI'm pregnant but my question is .. can I take my child out with my hand?eeek:
Edit
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2018, 01:46:35 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:eeek: eeek:QuoteI'm pregnant but my question is .. can I take my child out with my hand?eeek:
Edit
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2018, 03:30:20 PM
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How do you make it back to the destination that you departed from (Round way trip)(air travel)?whacky115
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2018, 03:31:45 PM
QuoteHow do you make it back to the destination that you departed from (Round way trip)(air travel)?whacky115
[serious] It concerns me that these people will be able to vote and breed... [/serious]
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2018, 03:32:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2018, 04:48:19 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:eeek: eeek:QuoteI'm pregnant but my question is .. can I take my child out with my hand?eeek:
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Try... if you let Him do that ..you would not be in this situation ........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2018, 03:14:54 PM
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How long of a drive is it from Florence, Italy, to Las Vegas Nevada?
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Post by: Barman on January 29, 2018, 03:22:20 PM
QuoteHow long of a drive is it from Florence, Italy, to Las Vegas Nevada?
facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2018, 05:57:26 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:QuoteHow long of a drive is it from Florence, Italy, to Las Vegas Nevada?
facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2018, 09:06:50 PM
QuoteHow long of a drive is it from Florence, Italy, to Las Vegas Nevada?
facepalm:
Nod planning another romantic getaway for you both... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2018, 05:50:45 AM
QuoteHow long of a drive is it from Florence, Italy, to Las Vegas Nevada?
facepalm:
Nod planning another romantic getaway for you both... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2018, 07:18:55 AM
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2018, 08:42:59 AM
whacky115
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2018, 08:46:10 AM
Can I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2018, 11:04:57 AM
Can I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Well classier than serving hot dogs and ring donuts
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2018, 05:20:14 PM
Can I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Tie the knot ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2018, 05:54:12 PM
Can I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Tie the knot ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2018, 06:52:56 PM
drumroll:Can I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Tie the knot ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 06:54:35 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 12:41:10 AM
Can I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Tie the knot ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Make it alphabetti spagetti and see how long it takes for someone to come up with divorce... whistle:
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2018, 10:13:13 AM
or evenCan I serve spaghetti at my wedding reception?
whacky115
Why not, make it special eh? lol:
Tie the knot ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Make it alphabetti spagetti and see how long it takes for someone to come up with divorce... whistle:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2018, 01:22:09 PM
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What were some of the pros and cons of the holocaust?
It appears that, "It gave a huge boost to European rail travel" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2018, 01:30:58 PM
facepalm:QuoteWhat were some of the pros and cons of the holocaust?
It appears that, "It gave a huge boost to European rail travel" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2018, 02:01:55 PM
QuoteWhat were some of the pros and cons of the holocaust?
It appears that, "It gave a huge boost to European rail travel" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2018, 07:19:39 PM
QuoteWhat were some of the pros and cons of the holocaust?
It appears that, "It gave a huge boost to European rail travel" is not an acceptable answer redface:
;D ;D redface:
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2018, 07:51:09 PM
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2018, 02:05:28 PM
Quote
Do I have to give my girlfriend a gift every six weeks?
Edit
We've been together for about 2 months. Yesterday she told me that I have to give her small gifts every six weeks to show I care
noooo:
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2018, 02:30:37 PM
noooo: noooo:QuoteDo I have to give my girlfriend a gift every six weeks?
Edit
We've been together for about 2 months. Yesterday she told me that I have to give her small gifts every six weeks to show I care
noooo:
I suppose you have to 'give her one' regularly ;) might be an inappropriate answer
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2018, 02:35:28 PM
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2018, 08:46:48 AM
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If a person travelled to Italy, flying from New York, what time would it be when they got there?
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2018, 08:53:09 AM
QuoteIf a person travelled to Italy, flying from New York, what time would it be when they got there?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2018, 10:10:38 AM
a quarter past Spain?QuoteIf a person travelled to Italy, flying from New York, what time would it be when they got there?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2018, 10:08:21 AM
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Who makes better money? wedding planners or divorce lawyers?
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2018, 12:05:01 PM
rubschin: rubschin:QuoteWho makes better money? wedding planners or divorce lawyers?
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2018, 10:29:02 PM
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:rubschin: rubschin:QuoteWho makes better money? wedding planners or divorce lawyers?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2018, 01:45:16 PM
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Is it still cheating if you accidentally sleep with her twin sister?
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2018, 03:50:49 PM
Well if they're conjoined twins then very much soQuoteIs it still cheating if you accidentally sleep with her twin sister?
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2018, 03:52:12 PM
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2018, 03:57:49 PM
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2018, 04:31:23 PM
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I wonder if there is just one person from the 1900s who is still alive 🤔
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2018, 04:49:20 PM
Is there anyone born in 20th century still living?
Edit
I wonder if there is just one person from the 1900s who is still alive 🤔
facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2018, 12:50:43 PM
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2018, 12:57:24 PM
Who was the king of England during the Edwardian period?facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm:
That Yahoo answers is a gift that keeps on giving
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2018, 07:39:47 AM
lol: lol:Who was the king of England during the Edwardian period?facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm:
That Yahoo answers is a gift that keeps on giving
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2018, 10:08:37 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2018, 10:27:45 AM
Im intrested in diving and major in marine biology but also love the beauty world/cosmetics.Are there any jobs that offer both? I m confused?
rubschin:
Anyone remember Hans and Lotte Haas?
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2018, 10:33:18 AM
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2018, 10:50:38 AM
The underwater beauticians?Well Lotte yes, even as a spotty 10 year? old I thought she was eyes: Hans could have drowned and been eaten by a shark for all I cared
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2018, 10:58:19 AM
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2018, 01:09:24 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/02/lotte-hass (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/02/lotte-hass)sad32:
Didn't she get a friends remembered mention then? Seems not
Also seems what I was watching c 1963 were repeats - some things never change
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2018, 02:38:09 PM
So I've always been fascinated by the culture of Egypt. I've had an interest in learning about it ever since I was a child. Although ancient Egyptian culture appears to be quite complicated and a topic in which many things can be misinterpreted
There have been many times where I've tried finding some reliable information on the culture as a whole. What was the average lifespan of a human being back then?
What traditions did they have? What form of practice did they partake in? What's the religious aspect of Egypt?
The only thing I've come across so far is some Illuminati conspiracy theories and the ideology that Egyptians practiced a form of satanism or that Egypt is a birth-place for satanism of some sort.
The eye of Horus is often viewed as Satanic although I'm not sure why? Especially considering it has often been referred to as a symbol of protection and good fortune. Although a lot of Illuminati conspiracy theorists view it as satanic. I'm not understanding why though.
I'm interested in learning about Egypt although because of the satanic accusations/assumptions has really made me discouraged and not so enthusiastic. Can someone elaborate on some of Egypt's background for me and maybe give me a link to some reliable sources of information. Please and thank you for your time.
Answer
its in the spinks and piramids an i think the king valey as well but thay did find old stuff there rightten on paper made from bamboo leafs and thay cut up blocks of rock and pull them up the hill and kwep puttin them underneeth the top one in a triangel shape then dug all the sand out to make rooms insides of the piramids to bury a kinng an queen totan carmen and cleapatra together
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2018, 02:51:07 PM
Question
So I've always been fascinated by the culture of Egypt. I've had an interest in learning about it ever since I was a child. Although ancient Egyptian culture appears to be quite complicated and a topic in which many things can be misinterpreted
There have been many times where I've tried finding some reliable information on the culture as a whole. What was the average lifespan of a human being back then?
What traditions did they have? What form of practice did they partake in? What's the religious aspect of Egypt?
The only thing I've come across so far is some Illuminati conspiracy theories and the ideology that Egyptians practiced a form of satanism or that Egypt is a birth-place for satanism of some sort.
The eye of Horus is often viewed as Satanic although I'm not sure why? Especially considering it has often been referred to as a symbol of protection and good fortune. Although a lot of Illuminati conspiracy theorists view it as satanic. I'm not understanding why though.
I'm interested in learning about Egypt although because of the satanic accusations/assumptions has really made me discouraged and not so enthusiastic. Can someone elaborate on some of Egypt's background for me and maybe give me a link to some reliable sources of information. Please and thank you for your time.
Answer
its in the spinks and piramids an i think the king valey as well but thay did find old stuff there rightten on paper made from bamboo leafs and thay cut up blocks of rock and pull them up the hill and kwep puttin them underneeth the top one in a triangel shape then dug all the sand out to make rooms insides of the piramids to bury a kinng an queen totan carmen and cleapatra together
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2018, 03:37:54 PM
And keith's follow up: "Do you know what books are?"
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2018, 03:41:00 PM
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2018, 04:00:31 PM
I liked the first answer: "You might try reading a book . . . ."
And keith's follow up: "Do you know what books are?"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2018, 07:40:33 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:I liked the first answer: "You might try reading a book . . . ."
And keith's follow up: "Do you know what books are?"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2018, 10:20:51 AM
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My adware knows when I'm drinking
knows I talked about cooled pillows the other day and more.
It just seems too clever to be all artificial intelligence.
I have replied: Correct! I am paid to watch all your internet activity angel1
He replied! "for real?"
I responded: Yes, Yahoo employs many of us to monitor internet activity, especially your porn habits. In due course a summary e mail report is sent to your Mom.
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2018, 11:50:47 AM
Is adware controlled by real humans?
Edit
My adware knows when I'm drinking
knows I talked about cooled pillows the other day and more.
It just seems too clever to be all artificial intelligence.
I have replied: Correct! I am paid to watch all your internet activity angel1
He replied! "for real?"
I responded: Yes, Yahoo employs many of us to monitor internet activity, especially your porn habits. In due course a summary e mail report is sent to your Mom.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2018, 11:56:51 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Is adware controlled by real humans?
Edit
My adware knows when I'm drinking
knows I talked about cooled pillows the other day and more.
It just seems too clever to be all artificial intelligence.
I have replied: Correct! I am paid to watch all your internet activity angel1
He replied! "for real?"
I responded: Yes, Yahoo employs many of us to monitor internet activity, especially your porn habits. In due course a summary e mail report is sent to your Mom.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2018, 01:24:52 PM
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2018, 01:43:01 PM
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2018, 02:02:50 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2018, 02:07:34 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:Is adware controlled by real humans?
Edit
My adware knows when I'm drinking
knows I talked about cooled pillows the other day and more.
It just seems too clever to be all artificial intelligence.
I have replied: Correct! I am paid to watch all your internet activity angel1
He replied! "for real?"
I responded: Yes, Yahoo employs many of us to monitor internet activity, especially your porn habits. In due course a summary e mail report is sent to your Mom.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2018, 07:05:32 PM
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20180816093011AANgLSq (https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20180816093011AANgLSq)lol: lol: lol:
Of no particular import: Sitka is for softies, even I've been further North in Alaska then Sitka
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2018, 06:39:50 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2018, 10:18:24 AM
How far does the water go around Mackanac Island?
rubschin:
WTF??? shrugs:
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2018, 07:06:07 PM
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2018, 08:46:42 PM
What is the death rate of people who die from celiac disease?facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2018, 06:45:52 AM
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:What is the death rate of people who die from celiac disease?facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2018, 02:45:13 PM
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:What is the death rate of people who die from celiac disease?facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm:
Not that I want to give you any ideas Nick but if they are that dumb then you could try giving an answer the Typhoid Mary treatment. Just find something catchy that goes with Celia... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2018, 03:03:35 PM
rubschin: razz:
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2018, 03:15:15 PM
Why don't they make Homeopathic birth control pills?
rubschin: razz:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2018, 06:08:47 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2018, 06:41:38 PM
Could a nuke put out a forest fire?More likely put out the forest
rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2018, 08:06:54 PM
Could a nuke put out a forest fire?
rubschin:
The pressure wave from a high enough airburst from a neutron bomb could conceivably do it with minimal long term contamination but if you are going to go down that road you would be better off using an FAE instead.
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2018, 08:18:04 PM
Wouldn't Nick-O-Rays be simpler?Could a nuke put out a forest fire?
rubschin:
The pressure wave from a high enough airburst from a neutron bomb could conceivably do it with minimal long term contamination but if you are going to go down that road you would be better off using an FAE instead.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2018, 08:35:20 PM
Wouldn't Nick-O-Rays be simpler?Could a nuke put out a forest fire?
rubschin:
The pressure wave from a high enough airburst from a neutron bomb could conceivably do it with minimal long term contamination but if you are going to go down that road you would be better off using an FAE instead.
Well I suppose blasting the entire forest down to the bedrock would put out the fire... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2018, 12:17:16 PM
Quote
What touches would you add to a wedding to give it a very faint beachy feel?
Edit
So I live by the big lakes (MI) and I love the water. I don't want an outright beach theme, but a few touches that would give it a slight beachy feel.
Update: I do not live by the ocean, so think fresh water ideas.
It seems that "release some wasps and sand flies" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2018, 12:43:48 PM
QuoteWhat touches would you add to a wedding to give it a very faint beachy feel?
Edit
So I live by the big lakes (MI) and I love the water. I don't want an outright beach theme, but a few touches that would give it a slight beachy feel.
Update: I do not live by the ocean, so think fresh water ideas.
It seems that "release some wasps and sand flies" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2018, 08:02:32 PM
happy001 happy001QuoteWhat touches would you add to a wedding to give it a very faint beachy feel?
Edit
So I live by the big lakes (MI) and I love the water. I don't want an outright beach theme, but a few touches that would give it a slight beachy feel.
Update: I do not live by the ocean, so think fresh water ideas.
It seems that "release some wasps and sand flies" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2018, 01:49:25 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001happy001 happy001QuoteWhat touches would you add to a wedding to give it a very faint beachy feel?
Edit
So I live by the big lakes (MI) and I love the water. I don't want an outright beach theme, but a few touches that would give it a slight beachy feel.
Update: I do not live by the ocean, so think fresh water ideas.
It seems that "release some wasps and sand flies" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2019, 08:03:27 AM
rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2019, 02:36:45 PM
Is the Grand Canyon worth visiting if you have no interest in large canyons?
rubschin: rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 07:20:49 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Is the Grand Canyon worth visiting if you have no interest in large canyons?
rubschin: rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2019, 07:23:13 PM
What is that boat called in titanic????
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 07:29:18 PM
Question to end all ...........noooo: noooo: noooo:
What is that boat called in titanic????
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2019, 08:20:14 PM
How do I attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2?
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2019, 04:30:14 AM
How do I attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2019, 05:09:01 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2019, 07:36:58 AM
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2019, 05:22:38 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2019, 05:48:32 PM
Ihave bought the necessary screwdriver angel1
With orange juice.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2019, 06:20:20 PM
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2019, 06:25:48 PM
To my great shame I only just got this joke redface:How do I attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2?
rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2019, 06:29:40 PM
To my great shame I only just got this joke redface:How do I attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2?
rubschin:
happy001
point: point: point:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2019, 07:46:32 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2019, 08:36:55 PM
To my great shame I only just got this joke redface:How do I attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2?
rubschin:
happy001
point: point: point:
Better late than never Steve, old Baldymort has had plenty fly over his bucket in the past... :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2019, 04:40:29 AM
To my great shame I only just got this joke redface:How do I attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2?
rubschin:
happy001
point: point: point:
Better late than never Steve, old Baldymort has had plenty fly over his bucket in the past... :thumbsup:
evil:
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:15:04 PM
Apparently "Learn the trumpet" is not an acceptable answer redface:
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:22:12 PM
What projects, crafts, etc can I do on a bus ride that’ll be 24 hours?
Apparently "Learn the trumpet" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 05:32:40 PM
lol: lol: lol:What projects, crafts, etc can I do on a bus ride that’ll be 24 hours?
Apparently "Learn the trumpet" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2020, 11:06:15 AM
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 11:31:46 AM
Why do babies have legs when they can't walk?
Women and brains....... whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2020, 11:53:26 AM
Why do babies have legs when they can't walk?
Women and brains....... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
scared:
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2020, 12:04:16 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Why do babies have legs when they can't walk?
Women and brains....... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
scared:
scared: scared:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2021, 11:10:28 AM
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 11:18:00 AM
Nick, you haven't mentioned Yahoo Answers for a while so on the offchance you are banned now try Quora. Given that it's full of questions like "should I use dragon breath shotgun rounds for home defence" there seems to be a special kind of idiot there... eveilgrin:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2021, 11:22:29 AM
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Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2021, 10:18:16 PM
Quote
I have upgraded the cracked office 2016 to 2019 but do not get the randarrays function in my MS Excel, how to get randarrays function?
Simple solution here, pay for a licence point:
There are some sarcastic buggers on there. I did like this reply lol:
Quote
You may get a better response by going direct to the source and asking in the appropriate MS support forum or call the telephone support number and ask the switchboard operator to put you through to hacking and cracking technical support in the Warez department (dial-up phreaks can place a direct blue box call to 2600).
https://www.quora.com/q/excelhacks/I-have-upgraded-the-cracked-office-2016-to-2019-but-do-not-get-the-randarrays-function-in-my-MS-Excel-how-to-get-randar
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2021, 10:27:00 PM
Here's another Quora idiot...lol:QuoteI have upgraded the cracked office 2016 to 2019 but do not get the randarrays function in my MS Excel, how to get randarrays function?
Simple solution here, pay for a licence point:
There are some sarcastic buggers on there. I did like this reply lol:QuoteYou may get a better response by going direct to the source and asking in the appropriate MS support forum or call the telephone support number and ask the switchboard operator to put you through to hacking and cracking technical support in the Warez department (dial-up phreaks can place a direct blue box call to 2600).
https://www.quora.com/q/excelhacks/I-have-upgraded-the-cracked-office-2016-to-2019-but-do-not-get-the-randarrays-function-in-my-MS-Excel-how-to-get-randar
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2021, 10:29:01 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2021, 10:53:00 PM
Here's another Quora idiot...lol:QuoteI have upgraded the cracked office 2016 to 2019 but do not get the randarrays function in my MS Excel, how to get randarrays function?
Simple solution here, pay for a licence point:
There are some sarcastic buggers on there. I did like this reply lol:QuoteYou may get a better response by going direct to the source and asking in the appropriate MS support forum or call the telephone support number and ask the switchboard operator to put you through to hacking and cracking technical support in the Warez department (dial-up phreaks can place a direct blue box call to 2600).
https://www.quora.com/q/excelhacks/I-have-upgraded-the-cracked-office-2016-to-2019-but-do-not-get-the-randarrays-function-in-my-MS-Excel-how-to-get-randar
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2021, 06:36:14 AM
;D ;D ;DHere's another Quora idiot...lol:QuoteI have upgraded the cracked office 2016 to 2019 but do not get the randarrays function in my MS Excel, how to get randarrays function?
Simple solution here, pay for a licence point:
There are some sarcastic buggers on there. I did like this reply lol:QuoteYou may get a better response by going direct to the source and asking in the appropriate MS support forum or call the telephone support number and ask the switchboard operator to put you through to hacking and cracking technical support in the Warez department (dial-up phreaks can place a direct blue box call to 2600).
https://www.quora.com/q/excelhacks/I-have-upgraded-the-cracked-office-2016-to-2019-but-do-not-get-the-randarrays-function-in-my-MS-Excel-how-to-get-randar
;D ;D
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2021, 05:43:06 AM
(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1228401815857537024/xlarge/)
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Brits-speak-English-an-American-language-rather-than-speaking-some-European-language?q=why%20do%20brits%20speak%20english
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2021, 06:31:56 AM
Oh Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, got an idiot for you to be unleashed upon... facepalm:
(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1228401815857537024/xlarge/)
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Brits-speak-English-an-American-language-rather-than-speaking-some-European-language?q=why%20do%20brits%20speak%20english
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2021, 08:06:41 AM
facepalm:Oh Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, got an idiot for you to be unleashed upon... facepalm:
(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1228401815857537024/xlarge/)
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Brits-speak-English-an-American-language-rather-than-speaking-some-European-language?q=why%20do%20brits%20speak%20english
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2021, 05:15:16 PM
https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-fight-a-6-foot-owl-with-a-knife
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2021, 07:08:50 AM
https://www.quora.com/My-neighbor-is-using-my-hose-and-my-water-to-water-his-front-yard-He-has-completely-removed-his-own-hose-and-I-keep-finding-mine-halfway-across-his-yard-when-I-roll-it-up-after-use-What-can-I-do
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2021, 07:10:45 AM
Oh bloody hell, Apey's been busted.. whistle:
https://www.quora.com/My-neighbor-is-using-my-hose-and-my-water-to-water-his-front-yard-He-has-completely-removed-his-own-hose-and-I-keep-finding-mine-halfway-across-his-yard-when-I-roll-it-up-after-use-What-can-I-do
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2021, 10:50:30 PM
Oh bloody hell, Apey's been busted.. whistle:
https://www.quora.com/My-neighbor-is-using-my-hose-and-my-water-to-water-his-front-yard-He-has-completely-removed-his-own-hose-and-I-keep-finding-mine-halfway-across-his-yard-when-I-roll-it-up-after-use-What-can-I-do
lol: lol: lol:
rubschin: Thumbs: is this Top Tips ... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2023, 01:17:19 PM
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-British-food-so-nasty-I-am-an-American-who-tried-the-fish-and-fries-and-they-tasted-like-human-flesh-Why-is-that
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2023, 02:14:49 PM
I'm more than a little disturbed that they seem to know what human flesh tastes like.. eeek:
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-British-food-so-nasty-I-am-an-American-who-tried-the-fish-and-fries-and-they-tasted-like-human-flesh-Why-is-that
eeek:
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2023, 05:59:01 PM
eeek: eeek:I'm more than a little disturbed that they seem to know what human flesh tastes like.. eeek:
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-British-food-so-nasty-I-am-an-American-who-tried-the-fish-and-fries-and-they-tasted-like-human-flesh-Why-is-that
eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2023, 05:35:40 PM
NICK!! Unleash your particular brand of insanity on this idjit eveilgrin:
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-in-the-United-Kingdom-think-Birmingham-is-in-the-United-Kingdom-when-its-actually-in-the-United-States
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2023, 05:50:33 PM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2023, 08:31:20 PM
Quora is infested with trolls, bots and stupid Trump supportersthere is no other kind.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2023, 05:11:00 AM
Oh for crying out loud.. Banghead
NICK!! Unleash your particular brand of insanity on this idjit eveilgrin:
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-in-the-United-Kingdom-think-Birmingham-is-in-the-United-Kingdom-when-its-actually-in-the-United-States
To be fair, they are both shit-holes... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2024, 11:39:42 PM
https://www.quora.com/My-neighbor-told-me-to-stop-using-his-WiFi-but-he-doesn-t-put-a-password-on-it-Can-he-legally-make-me-stop
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2025, 01:46:41 AM
Apey...? whistle:
https://www.quora.com/My-neighbor-told-me-to-stop-using-his-WiFi-but-he-doesn-t-put-a-password-on-it-Can-he-legally-make-me-stop
rubschin: