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Title: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 11:34:11 AM
Left paw going a bit red with a couple of liclke lumps.
Slightly itchy too
Had it before and got some steroid cream from the useless quackteress to pur'on it like, but it's come back....and spreading a bit like.
I'v put some more cream on, but this obviously isn't the definative cure I'm looking for. noooo:

Should I chop me 'and off to permanently mend it like? rubschin:

Never 'ad hyde problems in me life like either. sad32:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 11:35:31 AM
Leprosy  scared2:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 11:40:34 AM
Leprosy  scared2:

Nah. Conversing with you too much i reckon. ::)
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 11:46:53 AM
Well, I have a poorly wrist.

Awaits deluge  ::)
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 11:48:49 AM
Left paw going a bit red with a couple of liclke lumps.
Slightly itchy too
Had it before and got some steroid cream from the useless quackteress to pur'on it like, but it's come back....and spreading a bit like.
I'v put some more cream on, but this obviously isn't the definative cure I'm looking for. noooo:

Should I chop me 'and off to permanently mend it like? rubschin:

Never 'ad hyde problems in me life like either. sad32:

Work product allergy......... rubschin:  try a barrier cream.........
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 11:58:39 AM
Left paw going a bit red with a couple of liclke lumps.
Slightly itchy too
Had it before and got some steroid cream from the useless quackteress to pur'on it like, but it's come back....and spreading a bit like.
I'v put some more cream on, but this obviously isn't the definative cure I'm looking for. noooo:

Should I chop me 'and off to permanently mend it like? rubschin:

Never 'ad hyde problems in me life like either. sad32:

Work product allergy......... rubschin:  try a barrier cream.........

Good point well made. Thanks for the sensible reply, unlike tits for brains. ::)

I've been swimming around in thinners panel wipe and paint for 18 years now, so suppose I've done well so far.
I MIGHT go back the quackters and see if I can blag some or summat else to stop this annoyance.
I do have appearances to maintain you know. sparkle:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 07, 2013, 07:31:02 PM
For your adoring following. :sex023:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on May 09, 2013, 01:19:29 PM
For your adoring following. :sex023:

Wha'? Shrugs:

Goin' the quacks...again. ::)
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: boogs on May 09, 2013, 11:18:55 PM
Well, I have a poorly wrist.

Awaits deluge  ::)

No need to say a werd we all know... noooo:

Fluffy you could try Marigolds Nick has some he could lend you...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on May 10, 2013, 08:21:33 AM
Well, I have a poorly wrist.

Awaits deluge  ::)

No need to say a werd we all know... noooo:

Fluffy you could try Marigolds Nick has some he could lend you...  :thumbsup:
'Fluffy'. lol:

Most contradictory description ever that. whistle:

Don't really think a pair of Marigolds is going to cure this. noooo:

Amputation would!
Make me look 'well 'ard' too!  eveilgrin:  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2013, 02:18:38 PM
Well, I have a poorly wrist.

Awaits deluge  ::)

No need to say a werd we all know... noooo:

Fluffy you could try Marigolds Nick has some he could lend you...  :thumbsup:
'Fluffy'. lol:

Most contradictory description ever that. whistle:

Don't really think a pair of Marigolds is going to cure this. noooo:

Amputation would!
Make me look 'well 'ard' too!  eveilgrin:  Thumbs:

I don't think the Marigolds were to go on the paw...

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Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: boogs on May 10, 2013, 10:50:58 PM
Well, I have a poorly wrist.

Awaits deluge  ::)

No need to say a werd we all know... noooo:

Fluffy you could try Marigolds Nick has some he could lend you...  :thumbsup:
'Fluffy'. lol:

Most contradictory description ever that. whistle:

Don't really think a pair of Marigolds is going to cure this. noooo:

Amputation would!
Make me look 'well 'ard' too!  eveilgrin:  Thumbs:

I meant for after to protect yer paw's...... noooo:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 08:31:01 AM
Flaring up again, and it's spreading slowly now too. Itchy as F.
The cream shite the useless quack gave is obviously... rubschin: shite
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2013, 09:22:23 AM
Just a thought but for a while try avoiding liquid soaps with Methylisothiazolinone/ methylisothiazoline or Methylchloroisothiazolinone in it.  They're very common and for a small % it causes skin reactions, literally delayering in some cases.  We have to take our own soap every bloody where

Should be banned imho should methyisothingywotsit
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 09:40:03 AM
Just a thought but for a while try avoiding liquid soaps with Methylisothiazolinone/ methylisothiazoline or Methylchloroisothiazolinone in it.  They're very common and for a small % it causes skin reactions, literally delayering in some cases.  We have to take our own soap every bloody where

Should be banned imho should methyisothingywotsit

I shall ask the question about which soap hasn't got Methylwotsit to a spotty yoof shelf stacker when I'm in The Asda on Friday and act accordingly. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2013, 09:51:49 AM
Just a thought but for a while try avoiding liquid soaps with Methylisothiazolinone/ methylisothiazoline or Methylchloroisothiazolinone in it.  They're very common and for a small % it causes skin reactions, literally delayering in some cases.  We have to take our own soap every bloody where

Should be banned imho should methyisothingywotsit

I shall ask the question about which soap hasn't got Methylwotsit to a spotty yoof shelf stacker when I'm in The Asda on Friday and act accordingly. Thumbs:
As a known dermatitis cause by law it has to be on the ingredients list nowadays.  Sadly Swarfega has it. 

It's only the liquid soaps (but also a whole stack of shampoos) and about 1/2 do. 
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 10:03:32 AM
Just a thought but for a while try avoiding liquid soaps with Methylisothiazolinone/ methylisothiazoline or Methylchloroisothiazolinone in it.  They're very common and for a small % it causes skin reactions, literally delayering in some cases.  We have to take our own soap every bloody where

Should be banned imho should methyisothingywotsit

I shall ask the question about which soap hasn't got Methylwotsit to a spotty yoof shelf stacker when I'm in The Asda on Friday and act accordingly. Thumbs:
As a known dermatitis cause by law it has to be on the ingredients list nowadays.  Sadly Swarfega has it. 

It's only the liquid soaps (but also a whole stack of shampoos) and about 1/2 do.

Weird all this, as I've prided meself on having a brilliant well 'ard and durable hyde all these years too. sad32:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: apc2010 on June 10, 2013, 10:09:01 AM
Just a thought but for a while try avoiding liquid soaps with Methylisothiazolinone/ methylisothiazoline or Methylchloroisothiazolinone in it.  They're very common and for a small % it causes skin reactions, literally delayering in some cases.  We have to take our own soap every bloody where

Should be banned imho should methyisothingywotsit

I shall ask the question about which soap hasn't got Methylwotsit to a spotty yoof shelf stacker when I'm in The Asda on Friday and act accordingly. Thumbs:
As a known dermatitis cause by law it has to be on the ingredients list nowadays.  Sadly Swarfega has it. 

It's only the liquid soaps (but also a whole stack of shampoos) and about 1/2 do.

Weird all this, as I've prided meself on having a brilliant well 'ard and durable hyde all these years too. sad32:

Thick skinned ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2013, 12:50:27 PM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 12:51:37 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 03:14:41 PM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.

Blimey....that is unusual.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Misty on June 13, 2013, 02:57:41 PM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.

Blimey....that is unusual.  rubschin:


I thought the same thing!!  lol: I was wondering where else he usually fights with pharmasists.
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2013, 03:08:19 PM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.

Blimey....that is unusual.  rubschin:


I thought the same thing!!  lol: I was wondering where else he usually fights with pharmasists.
Anywhere he can find one I expect
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 13, 2013, 07:23:48 PM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.

Blimey....that is unusual.  rubschin:


I thought the same thing!!  lol: I was wondering where else he usually fights with pharmasists.

Where exactly did I mention the word 'FIGHT'? Shrugs:

He was extremelly rude to me with no justification.
Granted, he was young, probably inexperienced, and did see the error of his comment, and did actually apologise after the damage was done, but probably only because I verbally tore into him.
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 13, 2013, 07:25:53 PM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.

Blimey....that is unusual.  rubschin:


I thought the same thing!!  lol: I was wondering where else he usually fights with pharmasists.
Anywhere he can find one I expect

I'll keep my mouth shut in future then should I?
 Just turn over, have my tummy tickled p'raps, and let nomarks just stamp and walk all over me? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: GROWLER on June 14, 2013, 08:54:20 AM
Never thought I'd see the day when I had a barney with a pharmasist in the chemist shop...but I just have, ignorant thick little tactless utter prick....and I told him so. Angry9:
May be getting the bill for the new front door.

Blimey....that is unusual.  rubschin:

Could have been in a pharmacy in a supermarket?
Could have been in the hospital?

Could have been in the street?
Could have been in the physciatrists waiting room?

Who knows, and more to the point, who actually fuckin' cares? Shrugs:

...and the point of your sarcastic comments are exactly? ::)
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 09:11:19 AM
How is the paw anyway?
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2013, 09:11:51 AM
What paw?
Title: Re: Me poorly paw.
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 09:35:20 AM
What paw?
Banghead

Or is that your today's entry for VP Answers?

See OP and thread title anyway