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Title: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2013, 10:51:40 PM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 16, 2013, 05:57:23 AM
Eat bananas and not mushrooms... apparently.  angel1
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2013, 06:09:09 AM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:

Nick laughed me into bed last night
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 06:22:30 AM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:

How do you know? It might be that the other foot is smaller than the other  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2013, 06:25:24 AM
I was most shocked when he said he had throbbing foot of something and it was getting larger   lol:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 06:48:46 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 06:53:43 AM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:

Nick laughed me into bed last night

 eeek:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:52:40 AM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:

Nick laughed me into bed last night

 eeek: eeek:

Just how many friggin' wimmin' HAS he currently got on 'the go'? Shocked:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:53:40 AM
I have had to strap it up now  sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:56:48 AM
Howis it this morning anyway you window lickin' gimp?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:57:34 AM
Big and red  sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 08:00:41 AM
Big and red  sad24:

Well I didn't actually see you fall or anything, so what  do you think caused it?
I remember you initially complaining about it, so think on goat, how what why and when, and then, quackter beckons maybe?
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 08:02:41 AM
Have to get my shoe on first.  sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2013, 08:12:34 AM
Have to get my shoe on first.  sad24:

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Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 09:02:50 AM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:

Never 'eard of gout in yer ankle tbh.

I'm no quack like, but i thought it mainly affected your toes?
Absolute burning hell apparently.

Keep off the Port.
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:07:55 PM
I am home and it is still poorly, but I have been  brave all day  sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2013, 07:12:03 PM
I am home and it is still poorly, but I have been  brave all day  sad24:

happy100

Have a nice, big foot glass of collapso.... pathead:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:13:19 PM
I have to go back to that fecking gerls' skool tomorrow  scared2:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2013, 07:15:39 PM
I have to go back to that fecking gerls' skool tomorrow  scared2:

They'll love Big Foot!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 07:53:56 PM
Have to get my shoe on first.  sad24:

Hope you wore "sensible" shoes. At least you'd have been in good company like  whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2013, 05:02:06 AM
Have to get my shoe on first.  sad24:

Hope you wore "sensible" shoes. At least you'd have been in good company like  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 09:06:12 PM
What the fvck is wrong with it. It is biggger than the other one and I can't walk  sad24:

Miss D says gout  eeek:

Crawling to bed soon.

More Tottenham lesbian werk tomorrow scared2:

Never 'eard of gout in yer ankle tbh.

I'm no quack like, but i thought it mainly affected your toes?
Absolute burning hell apparently.

Keep off the Port.

If you have a joint (not the smokin sort) then you can have gout in it.  It is very common in ig toes and ankles.  It is the formation and build up of uric acid crystals in the joint.

Some foods can be trigger foods generally those high in purines, offal and yeast to name two.
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: GROWLER on May 20, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
...and Port, which is usually consumed in great quantities by fat scruffy owld men with face fungus. whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2013, 12:52:43 PM
It's gone wonky again  NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2013, 01:00:21 PM
It's gone wonky again  NickSick NickSick

Explain...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2013, 01:01:16 PM
It's gone wonky again
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 02:43:57 PM
You should stop playing with it  whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2013, 02:44:24 PM
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Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 04:16:37 PM
You should stop playing with it  whistle:

 happy001

You need  'Tubi grip ' to support it.... whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
Away with your witchery wumman cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 05:02:32 PM
Away with your witchery wumman cussing:

It's a bluddy bandage you mong..... noooo:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2013, 05:15:12 PM
You should stop playing with it  whistle:

 happy001

You need  'Tubi grip ' to support it.... whistle:
and his ankle as well?
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2013, 05:19:51 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 08:23:51 AM
Is it your left one?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed foot
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2013, 10:38:40 AM
Is it your left one?  rubschin:

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