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Title: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 11:32:42 AM
Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead

talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:

So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:
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Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
Give everyone headphones  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 11:43:23 AM
Give everyone headphones  :thumbsup:

My first thought!  Thumbs:
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Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 11:43:56 AM
Our minds are as one  cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 11:46:39 AM
Alternatively, play Enya all evening!  Thumbs:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 11:47:31 AM
Give everyone headphones  :thumbsup:

My first thought!  Thumbs:

They do that here already ,,,,,,,,, rubschin:  on bar st, well funny when people are pissed n dancing when you walk past...... lol:

But they cost a fortune ...... noooo: 
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Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 11:48:09 AM
Alternatively, play Enya all evening!  Thumbs:

Sub it out you say....... rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 11:49:51 AM
Alternatively, play Enya all evening!  Thumbs:

Sub it out you say....... rubschin:

No, play Enya all evening cloth ears... ::)
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 11:51:02 AM
Alternatively, play Enya all evening!  Thumbs:

Sub it out you say....... rubschin:

No, play Enya all evening cloth ears... ::)

I had headphones on....... whistle:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 11:52:27 AM
Alternatively, play Enya all evening!  Thumbs:

Sub it out you say....... rubschin:

No, play Enya all evening cloth ears... ::)

I had headphones on....... whistle:

My bad....  redface:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 04:58:11 PM
Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead

talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:

So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:

I'm not an expert in these matters, but I don't think you're allowed cake, let alone eat it  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 05:00:13 PM
Growler ate it, the great porky oaf cussing:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:00:37 PM
Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead

talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:

So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:

I'm not an expert in these matters, but I don't think you're allowed cake, let alone eat it  rubschin:

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 08:03:51 PM
Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead

talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:

So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:

I'm not an expert in these matters, but I don't think you're allowed cake, let alone eat it  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: GROWLER on May 20, 2013, 09:32:59 PM
Why not simply turn the music down to an acceptable level to all concerned, or is that just too simple? ::)

Exactly WHY TF dj's 'ave to 'ave thier , usually, shite noise turned up to 300 dbl's has always been a complete and utter  mystery to me anyway tbqh
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2013, 10:39:48 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 10:46:11 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
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Post by: boogs on May 21, 2013, 04:24:47 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 04:26:03 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: boogs on May 21, 2013, 04:38:34 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: GROWLER on May 21, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:

Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER?  noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: boogs on May 21, 2013, 04:48:19 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:

Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER?  noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.

 happy001 happy100   Is any one inviting you to a Disco... NO

It would do you good tho a good shakedown get rid of some of those cobwebs and fleas for summer... :thumbsup:

Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: GROWLER on May 21, 2013, 05:32:27 PM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:

Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER?  noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.

 happy001 happy100   Is any one inviting you to a Disco... NO

It would do you good tho a good shakedown get rid of some of those cobwebs and fleas for summer... :thumbsup:

I WAS actually speaking/writing somewhat metorphorically. ::)
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2013, 05:53:57 PM
Gregorian chants turned up loud might be an interesting mixture.  I might be wrong of course.
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:14:59 PM
Gregorian chants turned up loud might be an interesting mixture.  I might be wrong of course.

 noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 21, 2013, 06:45:10 PM
My poor thread ......... sad24:
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Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
My poor thread ......... sad24:

Wha? Shrugs:
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Post by: Nick on May 21, 2013, 06:49:35 PM
It looks fine from here  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: apc2010 on May 21, 2013, 06:50:04 PM
My poor thread ......... sad24:

Wha? Shrugs:

The point was .......why bother ...... noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:51:03 PM
My poor thread ......... sad24:

Wha? Shrugs:

The point was .......why bother ...... noooo:


pathead:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2013, 06:51:39 PM
Have a kebab  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:01:10 AM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:

Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER?  noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.

Such a way with words  happy001
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 08:40:24 AM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:

Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER?  noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.

Such a way with words  happy001

Well I mean, come on now. Shrugs:
What actually is the point ey?

Last time I went to a friggin' shitty disco, I had to go to the bastard quackter the next day 'cus I thought I'd got bastard heavin'  Tinitus ffs! Banghead
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 08:52:22 AM
*Koff* http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11312.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11312.0)
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Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 08:55:41 AM
*Koff* http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11312.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11312.0)

Yes? And? Your point is?

Where you left deaf afterwoods?

Did you actually sing along in a drunken stupor?

Clearly not, 'cus I spent most of that night talking and singing to meself, at a most resonable and acceptable decibolic level, so go swivel on yer local discoteque floor you shit stirring owld baldy twat. Finger:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 09:10:48 AM
postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?

Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...

 :thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...

Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:

Or you are deaf like....  Thumbs:

Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:

Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER?  noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.

Such a way with words  happy001

Well I mean, come on now. Shrugs:
What actually is the point ey?

Last time I went to a friggin' shitty disco, I had to go to the bastard quackter the next day 'cus I thought I'd got bastard heavin'  Tinitus ffs!  Banghead

I thought you said you played your music a bit quieter.  rubschin:
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 09:15:00 AM
Stop being an arse. evil:
You know what I mean. ::)

I just don't see any point in having the music SSSSSSSSSSSO LOUD, that you have to resort to  larengistus inducing bellowing down somones lug 'ole to make yerself heard over the fuckin' rackett. cussing:
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Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 09:25:15 AM
Stop being an arse. evil:
You know what I mean. ::)

I just don't see any point in having the music SSSSSSSSSSSO LOUD, that you have to resort to  larengistus inducing bellowing down somones lug 'ole to make yerself heard over the fuckin' rackett. cussing:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2F4ykwh4s9x%2Fam_Nj_Dzo_460s.jpg&hash=60bb3c58d9e27b1ae8ccb7cefbb31fa5411c0e12) (http://postimg.org/image/4ykwh4s9x/)

 Thumbs:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2013, 11:12:11 AM
Gregorian chants turned up loud might be an interesting mixture.  I might be wrong of course.

See also:

10,000 Watts of 'Whale Song'.  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 11:31:09 AM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:
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Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 11:32:00 AM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:

Just thinking along those lines meself actually BM.  rubschin:
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Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
All very randomy.

At least I try keeping on topic...ish like. cloud9:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2013, 11:34:55 AM
My poor thread..... noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2013, 11:35:29 AM
All very randomy.

At least I try keeping on topic...ish like. cloud9:
AAARRRGGHHH......... = Whale song.
Spot on topic
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Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 11:58:19 AM
My poor thread..... noooo:

I had my thread goosed yesterday too. happy100
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2013, 12:15:12 PM
My poor thread..... noooo:

I had my thread goosed yesterday too. happy100
"Target of opportunity"
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2013, 11:13:59 AM
To make things worse........Miss T got a song list... they want drum n bass..... noooo:

Not going to be fun......
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Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2013, 03:06:49 PM
Don't forget, it looks a lot better if you tie yer tie round yer forehead  :thumbsup:

Pendulum Slam "Video HD" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIOQfdn9L9c#)
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Post by: Misty on June 18, 2013, 02:42:16 PM
What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!!  noooo:

Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.


Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
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Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!!  noooo:

Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.


Sorry for swearing.....but come on!

Mongs....  noooo:
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Post by: Misty on June 18, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!!  noooo:

Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.


Sorry for swearing.....but come on!

Mongs....  noooo:


I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.


Retarded mongwits.
Title: Re: AAARRRGGHHH.........
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 03:09:11 PM
What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!!  noooo:

Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.


Sorry for swearing.....but come on!

Mongs....  noooo:


I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.


Retarded mongwits.

Send Apey with his record player...  Thumbs:
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Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 03:10:51 PM
What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!!  noooo:

Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.


Sorry for swearing.....but come on!

Mongs....  noooo:


I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.


Retarded mongwits.

Send Apey with his record player...  Thumbs:

 ::)
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Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 03:13:36 PM
What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!!  noooo:

Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.


Sorry for swearing.....but come on!

Mongs....  noooo:


I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.


Retarded mongwits.

Send Apey with his record player...  Thumbs:

 ::)

Wha? Shrugs:
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Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2013, 08:16:57 PM
 lol: lol: lol: