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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 11:32:42 AM
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Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead
talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:
So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:
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Give everyone headphones :thumbsup:
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Give everyone headphones :thumbsup:
My first thought! Thumbs:
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Our minds are as one cloud9:
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Alternatively, play Enya all evening! Thumbs:
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Give everyone headphones :thumbsup:
My first thought! Thumbs:
They do that here already ,,,,,,,,, rubschin: on bar st, well funny when people are pissed n dancing when you walk past...... lol:
But they cost a fortune ...... noooo:
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Alternatively, play Enya all evening! Thumbs:
Sub it out you say....... rubschin:
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Alternatively, play Enya all evening! Thumbs:
Sub it out you say....... rubschin:
No, play Enya all evening cloth ears... ::)
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Alternatively, play Enya all evening! Thumbs:
Sub it out you say....... rubschin:
No, play Enya all evening cloth ears... ::)
I had headphones on....... whistle:
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Alternatively, play Enya all evening! Thumbs:
Sub it out you say....... rubschin:
No, play Enya all evening cloth ears... ::)
I had headphones on....... whistle:
My bad.... redface:
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Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead
talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:
So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:
I'm not an expert in these matters, but I don't think you're allowed cake, let alone eat it rubschin:
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Growler ate it, the great porky oaf cussing:
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Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead
talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:
So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:
I'm not an expert in these matters, but I don't think you're allowed cake, let alone eat it rubschin:
;D ;D
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Miss T is booked to do a wedding "disco" next month ..........at a spa retreat .
the owner calls n says we cannot have loud music coz our guests come here to relax (it is in the middle of nowhere ).....yet they booked a dj ......... Banghead
talk about having your cake n eat it ....... noooo:
So either the spa or the guests will complain................. evil:
I'm not an expert in these matters, but I don't think you're allowed cake, let alone eat it rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Why not simply turn the music down to an acceptable level to all concerned, or is that just too simple? ::)
Exactly WHY TF dj's 'ave to 'ave thier , usually, shite noise turned up to 300 dbl's has always been a complete and utter mystery to me anyway tbqh
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
happy001 happy001
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:
Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER? noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:
Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER? noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
happy001 happy100 Is any one inviting you to a Disco... NO
It would do you good tho a good shakedown get rid of some of those cobwebs and fleas for summer... :thumbsup:
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:
Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER? noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
happy001 happy100 Is any one inviting you to a Disco... NO
It would do you good tho a good shakedown get rid of some of those cobwebs and fleas for summer... :thumbsup:
I WAS actually speaking/writing somewhat metorphorically. ::)
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Gregorian chants turned up loud might be an interesting mixture. I might be wrong of course.
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Gregorian chants turned up loud might be an interesting mixture. I might be wrong of course.
noooo:
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My poor thread ......... sad24:
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My poor thread ......... sad24:
Wha? Shrugs:
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It looks fine from here :thumbsup:
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My poor thread ......... sad24:
Wha? Shrugs:
The point was .......why bother ...... noooo:
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My poor thread ......... sad24:
Wha? Shrugs:
The point was .......why bother ...... noooo:
pathead:
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Have a kebab :thumbsup:
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:
Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER? noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
Such a way with words happy001
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:
Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER? noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
Such a way with words happy001
Well I mean, come on now. Shrugs:
What actually is the point ey?
Last time I went to a friggin' shitty disco, I had to go to the bastard quackter the next day 'cus I thought I'd got bastard heavin' Tinitus ffs! Banghead
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Yes? And? Your point is?
Where you left deaf afterwoods?
Did you actually sing along in a drunken stupor?
Clearly not, 'cus I spent most of that night talking and singing to meself, at a most resonable and acceptable decibolic level, so go swivel on yer local discoteque floor you shit stirring owld baldy twat. Finger:
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postibly because the babbling gossip at the average wedding is only one or two dB less?
Zackly .......they want to know they have a disco...
:thumbsup: You can't have quiet at a disco...
In fact I very very rarely have quiet music at all it has mostly got to be loud to lift the spirit...
Music is only quiet if you are melancholy or for romance (if I can remember)... :thumbsup:
Or you are deaf like.... Thumbs:
Which is exactly what you are after having to endure ear bleeding racket for 5 bastard suffering hours usually. cussing:
Fancy going to a do with a disco GROWLER? noooo:
Rather shove red hot peppered needles in me eyes whilst licking the shit 'ouse bowl at the diaorreah sufferers annual conference.
Such a way with words happy001
Well I mean, come on now. Shrugs:
What actually is the point ey?
Last time I went to a friggin' shitty disco, I had to go to the bastard quackter the next day 'cus I thought I'd got bastard heavin' Tinitus ffs! Banghead
I thought you said you played your music a bit quieter. rubschin:
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Stop being an arse. evil:
You know what I mean. ::)
I just don't see any point in having the music SSSSSSSSSSSO LOUD, that you have to resort to larengistus inducing bellowing down somones lug 'ole to make yerself heard over the fuckin' rackett. cussing:
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Stop being an arse. evil:
You know what I mean. ::)
I just don't see any point in having the music SSSSSSSSSSSO LOUD, that you have to resort to larengistus inducing bellowing down somones lug 'ole to make yerself heard over the fuckin' rackett. cussing:
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Thumbs:
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Gregorian chants turned up loud might be an interesting mixture. I might be wrong of course.
See also:
10,000 Watts of 'Whale Song'. noooo:
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What is this shite...? Shrugs:
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What is this shite...? Shrugs:
Just thinking along those lines meself actually BM. rubschin:
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All very randomy.
At least I try keeping on topic...ish like. cloud9:
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My poor thread..... noooo:
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All very randomy.
At least I try keeping on topic...ish like. cloud9:
AAARRRGGHHH......... = Whale song.
Spot on topic
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My poor thread..... noooo:
I had my thread goosed yesterday too. happy100
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My poor thread..... noooo:
I had my thread goosed yesterday too. happy100
"Target of opportunity"
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To make things worse........Miss T got a song list... they want drum n bass..... noooo:
Not going to be fun......
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Don't forget, it looks a lot better if you tie yer tie round yer forehead :thumbsup:
Pendulum Slam "Video HD" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIOQfdn9L9c#)
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What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!! noooo:
Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.
Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
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What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!! noooo:
Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.
Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
Mongs.... noooo:
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What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!! noooo:
Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.
Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
Mongs.... noooo:
I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.
Retarded mongwits.
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What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!! noooo:
Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.
Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
Mongs.... noooo:
I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.
Retarded mongwits.
Send Apey with his record player... Thumbs:
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What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!! noooo:
Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.
Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
Mongs.... noooo:
I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.
Retarded mongwits.
Send Apey with his record player... Thumbs:
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What utter fucking mongtards some people are. One of the guys we employ is an amazing accousitc guitarist and singer and we get him a lot of work as a wedding entertainer. Even knowing that he is a singer/guitarist the bride and groom have emailed me a songlist for him to play. This includes moves like jagger, Empire state of mind and fucking Gangnam style!!! noooo:
Book a fucking Dj you stupid, cheapskate dickwads.
Sorry for swearing.....but come on!
Mongs.... noooo:
I know!! angry041: Thing is, if that's the music they want, they wont appreciate his talents anyway.
Retarded mongwits.
Send Apey with his record player... Thumbs:
::)
Wha? Shrugs:
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lol: lol: lol: