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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 05:47:50 PM
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'....cus it just won't 'appen Finger:
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sick2:
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Mis-read that first.......... redface:
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Mis-read that first.......... redface:
Wha'? Shrugs:
Some jobs werth tried stopping me at the entrance to the show 'cus I got all impatient trying to get 'round a knob on an ancient stinking 2 wheeled fart machine that wouldn't start. Banghead
"Shift that heap out the way you cock, I'm berstin'", didn't actually go down too well in fairness. whistle:
I was on the verge of immenent literal bladder explosion. Explode:
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For those thinking this amusing btw, their comes a time in life for most when, when you've got to go for a slash, you REALLY REALLY HAVE GOT TO GO FOR A SLASH!!! eeek:
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Carry a bottle. Or a teeny cup angel1
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Carry a bottle. Or a teeny cup angel1
noooo: that sierra must stink......
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Carry a bottle. Or a teeny cup angel1
Personal experience/recommendation?
Been the quacks, but refuse the medication or op, as I trust neither. evil:
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It's good to rant and blow gaskets anyway.
Keeps you healthy and prevents 'eart attacks. :thumbsup:
Have bad reputation to maintain anyways. cloud9:
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remember that silly astronaut kidnapping woman in the USA that drove 1,000 miles non stop wearing pampers to commit the crime
well, could work for bears too
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For those thinking this amusing btw, their comes a time in life for most when, when you've got to go for a slash, you REALLY REALLY HAVE GOT TO GO FOR A SLASH!!! eeek:
Just don't rush things afterwards :thumbsup:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Oh so ok then smart arse. You've NEVER done that I presume? whistle:
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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:
NO common sense... angel1
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Can't have it both ways, and I don't actually do defeatism Shrugs:
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Can't have it both ways, and I don't actually do defeatism Shrugs:
This is just common sence for anyone who does a lot of driving to have that sort of thing in the boot ... I once on the way home from werk ended up parked on the A52 on top of J25 of M1 for 5hrs cause of an accident ... I was desperate to go.. there was nowhere.. All the men in cars kept tipping paper cups, bottles. cans etc. out the windows..It made me quite ill...
After that I carried a baby's potty in the boot and needed to use it once when I got stuck on the M5 outside Bristol for hours due to a lorry fire...
So stop being a stubborn sod and see sence .. do you go anywhere in the car without a spare tyre .. Is that defeatism NO.. noooo:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
Mine or the Bear's ??
Mine is scented with roses ... like the rest of me... angel1
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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:
NO common sense... angel1
Who keeps piss for 15 years........ rubschin:
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BM flogs it noooo:
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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:
NO common sense... angel1
Who keeps piss for 15 years........ rubschin:
Don't you start too... you will encourage him... noooo:
BM flogs it noooo:
What rose smelling wee... rubschin:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
No I stayed on his cheap Lidl crap......... :thumbsup:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
No I stayed on his cheap Lidl crap......... :thumbsup:
Good man. Thumbs:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Apey is a secret wee drinker eeek: noooo: just don't believe it
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Apey is a secret wee drinker eeek: noooo: just don't believe it
Believe all you read in here. Thumbs:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty.... cloud9:
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I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:
Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
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I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:
Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
MeMi land! Thumbs:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty.... cloud9:
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I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:
Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
MeMi land! Thumbs:
Was thinking more of northern Norway or Alaska meself like....midnight type sun like. rubschin:
Mmmmmmm. rubschin:
How would you cope with an 'furry oaf' for a week though ey? whistle:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty.... cloud9:
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We don't use the Iasis any more.... noooo:
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I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:
Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
MeMi land! Thumbs:
Was thinking more of northern Norway or Alaska meself like....midnight type sun like. rubschin:
Mmmmmmm. rubschin:
How would you cope with an 'furry oaf' for a week though ey? whistle:
No problemo.... Thumbs:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty.... cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fvacj0qf5n%2Famb.jpg&hash=fcd831ce35dd45af27b231b2d21a2f7f3e1cf792) (http://postimg.org/image/vacj0qf5n/)
We don't use the Iasis any more.... noooo:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty.... cloud9:
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We don't use the Iasis any more.... noooo:
They decided to avoid you then noooo:
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I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew noooo: noooo:
A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward. What a hero you are Nick
Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since. noooo:
Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty.... cloud9:
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We don't use the Iasis any more.... noooo:
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happy001
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I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:
Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
She's now announced that she isn't going, sad32: and p'raps we could, just us two, both go on my planned toooer! eeek: eeek: eeek:
Told her to fuck right off. evil:
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I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:
Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
She's now announced that she isn't going, sad32: and p'raps we could, just us two, both go on my planned toooer! eeek: eeek: eeek:
Told her to fuck right off. evil:
Hope you are still taking yourself off... Thumbs: