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Title: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 05:47:50 PM
'....cus it just won't 'appen Finger:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 05:51:04 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
Mis-read that first.......... redface:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 06:08:09 PM
Mis-read that first.......... redface:

Wha'? Shrugs:

Some jobs werth tried stopping me at the entrance to the show 'cus I got all impatient trying to get 'round a knob on an ancient stinking  2 wheeled fart machine that wouldn't start.  Banghead

"Shift that heap out the way you cock, I'm berstin'",  didn't actually go down too well in fairness. whistle:


I was on the verge of immenent literal bladder explosion. Explode:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 06:16:00 PM

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Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 06:21:46 PM
For those thinking this amusing btw, their comes a time in life for most when, when you've got to go for a slash, you REALLY REALLY HAVE GOT TO GO FOR A SLASH!!! eeek:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 06:24:08 PM
Carry a bottle. Or a teeny cup  angel1
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 06:31:25 PM
Carry a bottle. Or a teeny cup  angel1

 noooo: that sierra must stink......
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 06:39:16 PM
Carry a bottle. Or a teeny cup  angel1

Personal experience/recommendation?

Been the quacks, but refuse the medication or op, as I trust neither. evil:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 06:41:13 PM
It's good to rant and blow gaskets anyway.
Keeps you healthy and prevents 'eart attacks. :thumbsup:

Have bad reputation to maintain anyways. cloud9:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2013, 06:47:09 PM
remember that silly astronaut kidnapping woman in the USA that drove 1,000 miles non stop wearing pampers to commit the crime

well, could work for bears too


Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2013, 06:48:18 PM
For those thinking this amusing btw, their comes a time in life for most when, when you've got to go for a slash, you REALLY REALLY HAVE GOT TO GO FOR A SLASH!!! eeek:

Just don't rush things afterwards  :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 07:01:35 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 07:10:21 PM
You could get one of these... Thumbs:

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Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 07:17:01 PM
You could get one of these... Thumbs:

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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 07:18:05 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

Oh so ok then smart arse. You've NEVER done that I presume? whistle:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
You could get one of these... Thumbs:

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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:

NO common sense...    angel1
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 26, 2013, 07:35:51 PM
Can't have it both ways, and I don't actually do defeatism Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:01:20 PM
Can't have it both ways, and I don't actually do defeatism Shrugs:

This is just common sence for anyone who does a lot of driving to have that sort of thing in the boot ... I once on the way home from werk ended up parked on the A52 on top of J25 of M1 for 5hrs cause of an accident ... I was desperate to go.. there was nowhere.. All the men in cars kept tipping paper cups, bottles. cans etc. out the windows..It made me quite ill...
After that I carried a baby's potty in the boot and needed to use it once when I got stuck on the M5 outside Bristol for hours due to a lorry fire...
So stop being a stubborn sod and see sence .. do you go anywhere in the car without a spare tyre .. Is that defeatism NO.. noooo:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 08:12:02 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:22:04 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

Mine or the Bear's  ??

Mine is scented with roses ... like the rest of me... angel1
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 08:27:16 PM
You could get one of these... Thumbs:

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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:

NO common sense...    angel1

Who keeps piss for 15 years........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 08:31:35 PM
BM flogs it  noooo:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:41:34 PM
You could get one of these... Thumbs:

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THAT is an admission of defeat. evil:

NO common sense...    angel1

Who keeps piss for 15 years........ rubschin:

Don't you start too... you will encourage him... noooo:


BM flogs it  noooo:

What rose smelling wee... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2013, 09:11:52 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2013, 09:27:58 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 09:29:17 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

No I stayed on his cheap Lidl crap......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2013, 09:30:43 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

No I stayed on his cheap Lidl crap......... :thumbsup:

Good man.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2013, 09:41:08 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Apey is a secret wee drinker  eeek:     noooo:  just don't believe it
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2013, 09:53:41 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Apey is a secret wee drinker  eeek:     noooo:  just don't believe it

Believe all you read in here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:11:39 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 27, 2013, 03:23:54 PM
I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:

Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:

Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001

MeMi land!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 03:28:45 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty....  cloud9:


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Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 27, 2013, 03:30:37 PM
I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:

Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001

MeMi land!  Thumbs:

Was thinking more of northern Norway or Alaska meself like....midnight type sun like. rubschin:

Mmmmmmm. rubschin:
How would you cope with an 'furry oaf' for a week though ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:32:53 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty....  cloud9:


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We don't use the Iasis any more....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:33:22 PM
I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:

Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001

MeMi land!  Thumbs:

Was thinking more of northern Norway or Alaska meself like....midnight type sun like. rubschin:

Mmmmmmm. rubschin:
How would you cope with an 'furry oaf' for a week though ey? whistle:

No problemo....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty....  cloud9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fvacj0qf5n%2Famb.jpg&hash=fcd831ce35dd45af27b231b2d21a2f7f3e1cf792) (http://postimg.org/image/vacj0qf5n/)

We don't use the Iasis any more....  noooo:
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Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 03:35:48 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty....  cloud9:


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We don't use the Iasis any more....  noooo:

They decided to avoid you then noooo:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:37:30 PM
I bet your wee is marginally better than BM's homebrew  noooo: noooo:

A volunteer for the taste testing steps forward.  What a hero you are Nick

Apey has had a go....not sure if he has cleaned his teeth since.  noooo:

Got friends from the UK arriving tomorrer... Home brew will be drunk-a-plenty....  cloud9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fvacj0qf5n%2Famb.jpg&hash=fcd831ce35dd45af27b231b2d21a2f7f3e1cf792) (http://postimg.org/image/vacj0qf5n/)

We don't use the Iasis any more....  noooo:
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happy001
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 08:48:27 AM
I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:

Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001

She's now announced that she isn't going,  sad32: and p'raps we could, just us two, both go on my planned toooer!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Told her to fuck right off. evil:
Title: Re: Do NOT try stopping a Bear dying for a gush.
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 08:53:34 AM
I'm actually considering a lickle break somewhere in the sun on me own at the mo, as Mrs G is going away with the Monster In Law on a cruze in early August. whistle:

Asked if I, yes ME, wanted to go with 'em? eeek: eeek: eeek:
LMFCO!! happy001

She's now announced that she isn't going,  sad32: and p'raps we could, just us two, both go on my planned toooer!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Told her to fuck right off. evil:

Hope you are still taking yourself off... Thumbs: