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Title: One hump or two?
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2007, 11:06:08 AM: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm)

eeek:
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Snoopy on August 20, 2007, 11:20:30 AM: And you lot complain about the Pub Hound humping the occasional customers leg shrugs:

BTW

The Camel is a noble beast
He's large and rather hairy
And when he's only got one hump
He's called a Dromedary

OR

The sexual Life of the Camel is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season he tried to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice was blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the Camel ....
............ and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2007, 11:22:10 AM: What a way to go. Humped to death by your pet camel noooo:

I spose it is more common than we imagine.
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:12:40 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 11:22:10 AM
What a way to go. Humped to death by your pet camel noooo:

I spose it is more common than we imagine.
The fact that it happened at all makes it more common than I?d imagined? sick2:

I wonder if her favourite pet will be invited to the funeral? And will they send a floral tribute on his behalf ? ?LOVER? perhaps? whistle:
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:25:17 PM: I can see a floral tribute coming on!
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 01:27:26 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:25:17 PM
I can see a floral tribute coming on!

Nope that was the camel - alledgedly drumroll:
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:28:21 PM: Quote from: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 01:27:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:25:17 PM
I can see a floral tribute coming on!

Nope that was the camel - alledgedly drumroll:
sick2:
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 01:31:37 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:28:21 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 01:27:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:25:17 PM
I can see a floral tribute coming on!

Nope that was the camel - alledgedly drumroll:
sick2:

SORRY
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:39:48 PM: I have ventured into some private world here, which I no longer wish to be in, which connects camels and flowers

noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:44:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:39:48 PM
I have ventured into some private world here, which I no longer wish to be in, which connects camels and flowers

noooo: noooo: noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fad%2Fseehearspeak.gif&hash=52cf53d1b846f190737534d08f24466fb1b53562) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Poor Nick... happy100
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Sour Puss on August 21, 2007, 01:02:57 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:39:48 PM
I have ventured into some private world here, which I no longer wish to be in, which connects camels and flowers

noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.ebayimg.com%2F01%2Fi%2F000%2Fae%2F46%2F0844_2.JPG&hash=e9599bfbe34ecbf9687d773680599c5f88cafe56) whistle:
Title: Re: One hump or two?
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 07:24:53 AM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on August 21, 2007, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:39:48 PM
I have ventured into some private world here, which I no longer wish to be in, which connects camels and flowers

noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.ebayimg.com%2F01%2Fi%2F000%2Fae%2F46%2F0844_2.JPG&hash=e9599bfbe34ecbf9687d773680599c5f88cafe56) whistle:

Superb - feline humour is the tops happ096