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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 04, 2013, 12:05:45 PM
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
You are freaks ...... noooo:
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Spank2:
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
You are freaks ...... noooo:
We might be freaks but we can write beautifully. angel1
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My handwriting is awful. I blame Mr Brown and his pesky plimsoll. Bastard
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
You are freaks ...... noooo:
Thumbs:
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Finger:
Note hand cloud9:
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Sinister. 8)
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Tosser
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They are the parallel universe people noooo:
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NO, you are Spank2:
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Tosser
Right-handed one, though. point:
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kleenex: :thumbsup:
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
You are freaks ...... noooo:
We might be freaks but we can write beautifully. angel1
:thumbsup: I am left handed too...So I am with Nick and Miss C.... cloud9:
Only the best people are... angel1
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
You are freaks ...... noooo:
We might be freaks but we can write beautifully. angel1
:thumbsup: I am left handed too...So I am with Nick and Miss C.... cloud9:
Only the best people are... angel1
Yup. I'm a lefty too. :thumbsup:
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And me :P
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And me :P
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I knew I was the only normal one here whistle:
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point: point: point: point: point:
Boogs cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Normal cloud9:
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point: point: point: point: point:
Boogs cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Normal cloud9:
redface: cloud9:
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Lefties now outnumber deviants here cloud9:
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Lefties now outnumber deviants here cloud9:
World domination shall be ours!!!!! :thumbsup:
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I have the (right handed) buttons and levers..... whistle:
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Lefties now outnumber deviants here cloud9:
World domination shall be ours!!!!! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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I feel like I must be in Norfolk!
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NFN eveilgrin:
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I feel like I must be in Norfolk!
Be afraid very afraid.... eveilgrin:
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I will light a candle for you all.
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Me also :thumbsup:
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I will light a candle for you all.
With which hand......... rubschin:
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I will light a candle for you all.
With which hand......... rubschin:
With a lighter!
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I have the (right handed) buttons and levers..... whistle:
That's as may be but you don't know how to use them. noooo:
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I was filling in a form earlier in a bank and the wumman said, "Gosh, are you left handed?" ::)
I said yes ::)
She said, "How can you write like that?"
Banghead
You are freaks ...... noooo:
We might be freaks but we can write beautifully. angel1
:thumbsup: I am left handed too...So I am with Nick and Miss C.... cloud9:
Only the best people are... angel1
Yup. I'm a lefty too. :thumbsup:
And me, and me :thumbsup:
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I knew I was the only normal one here whistle:
The only other normal one.
Right is might. :thumbsup:
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I'm a righty too
Any ambidextrous pubbers? (able to drink with both hands)
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I have the (right handed) buttons and levers..... whistle:
That's as may be but you don't know how to use them. noooo:
redface:
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We are still ahead.... :thumbsup:
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We are still ahead.... :thumbsup:
Further ahead by another 1 now cloud9:
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We are still ahead.... :thumbsup:
Further ahead by another 1 now cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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do we have an official listing of lefties and righties. Having far too much time on me hands and a CWMBO on me lap (right pawed BTW) I fink it's
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 6
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve and (not counted CWMBO)
Ambies 0
We only need Mr Brown and his plimsoll to convert one to righty and we can take this to extra time and a golden hand
What Pawed be Growler?
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do we have an official listing of lefties and righties. Having far too much time on me hands and a CWMBO on me lap (right pawed BTW) I fink it's
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 6
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve and (not counted CWMBO)
Ambies 0
We only need Mr Brown and his plimsoll to convert one to righty and we can take this to extra time and a golden hand
What Pawed be Growler?
TMR counts as half a vote........ noooo:
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do we have an official listing of lefties and righties. Having far too much time on me hands and a CWMBO on me lap (right pawed BTW) I fink it's
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 6
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve and (not counted CWMBO)
Ambies 0
We only need Mr Brown and his plimsoll to convert one to righty and we can take this to extra time and a golden hand
What Pawed be Growler?
TMR counts as half a vote........ noooo:
Quite so.... Thumbs:
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Right is might Thumbs:
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Right is might Thumbs:
Woo-hoo! Party001:
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Right is might Thumbs:
Woo-hoo! Party001:
We're not done yet... evil:
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do we have an official listing of lefties and righties. Having far too much time on me hands and a CWMBO on me lap (right pawed BTW) I fink it's
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 6
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve and (not counted CWMBO)
Ambies 0
We only need Mr Brown and his plimsoll to convert one to righty and we can take this to extra time and a golden hand
What Pawed be Growler?
Growler has four left paws which I believe puts us firmly in the lead. cloud9:
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do we have an official listing of lefties and righties. Having far too much time on me hands and a CWMBO on me lap (right pawed BTW) I fink it's
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 6
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve and (not counted CWMBO)
Ambies 0
We only need Mr Brown and his plimsoll to convert one to righty and we can take this to extra time and a golden hand
What Pawed be Growler?
Growler has four left paws which I believe puts us firmly in the lead. cloud9:
;D ;D
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do we have an official listing of lefties and righties. Having far too much time on me hands and a CWMBO on me lap (right pawed BTW) I fink it's
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 6
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve and (not counted CWMBO)
Ambies 0
We only need Mr Brown and his plimsoll to convert one to righty and we can take this to extra time and a golden hand
What Pawed be Growler?
Growler has four left paws which I believe puts us firmly in the lead. cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Oi! cussing:
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cloud9:
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I am not suffering from "The Devil's Disease", right handed is the only way forward. Thumbs:
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We still have four paws so lefties are still in the lead. cloud9:
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The all new updated reckoning. It's neck and neck now
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 8
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy
Ambies 0
We need Growler to say what he is, not taking the "don't give a fuck party" leader's word for it
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The all new updated reckoning. It's neck and neck now
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 8
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy
Ambies 0
We need Growler to say what he is, not taking the "don't give a fuck party" leader's word for it
Quite so. Thumbs:
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I doubt he can wrote with either paw. noooo: noooo:
Still, 10% is the UK figure so 50% VP is good :thumbsup:
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IIRC left handed people are said to be more highly represented in the artistic types *
just bloody smudge everything
* piss artistic?
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IIRC left handed people are said to be more highly represented in the artistic types *
just bloody smudge everything
* piss artistic?
It is my experience that lefties are the sort of persons you prefer to have a drink, a smoke and a laugh with. We are gods angel1
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IIRC left handed people are said to be more highly represented in the artistic types *
just bloody smudge everything
* piss artistic?
It is my experience that lefties are the sort of persons you prefer to have a drink, a smoke and a laugh with. We are gods angel1
:thumbsup: angel1
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They say you can tell what handed someone is by which hand they put first into a coat to put it on.
So Mrs K is left handed then
But as I sit here she is happily writing up stuff right handed. All too confuddling
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The all new updated reckoning. It's neck and neck now
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 8
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy
Ambies 0
We need Growler to say what he is, not taking the "don't give a fuck party" leader's word for it
Umm that'll be the 'Flying Fuck' party to you young man. Go on off you go naughty step....No now.
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cry: cry: cry:
I'll be back
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I doubt he can wrote with either paw. noooo: noooo:
Still, 10% is the UK figure so 50% VP is good :thumbsup:
point:
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I doubt he can wrote with either paw. noooo: noooo:
Still, 10% is the UK figure so 50% VP is good :thumbsup:
point:
happy001
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evil:
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evil:
point:
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IIRC left handed people are said to be more highly represented in the artistic types *
"Good with colours" whistle:
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Tipsy's Eldest cloud9:
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Who said that you could hypnotise pigs?
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ME. I can!
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ME. I can!
When did you last do it then ....?
And why ?..... scared2: Do we need to worry about these poor pigs ;)
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They luv it. cloud9:
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They luv it. cloud9:
Is that what hey tell you ..... rubschin:
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Only when he has hypnotised them and said 'repeat 100 times I love it when Nick says look into my EYES'. noooo:
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The all new updated reckoning. Righties pulling ahead now. whistle:
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 9
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister
Ambies 0
Just a thought but are Nicks online ordering disasters to do with being left handed on a site designed for right handed people or is he just cack handed whistle:
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More Accident-Prone
In a world designed for right-handed people, it’s not surprising that lefties may be more accident-prone. A study on locomotive drivers in India found that 88.9% of left-handed drivers had experienced a locomotive accident, compared to only 16.1% of right-handed drivers. The design of the locomotive cabin and driving console may favor right-handed people, contributing to higher rates of accidents among lefties.
rubschin:
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The all new updated reckoning. Righties pulling ahead now. whistle:
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 9
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister
Ambies 0
Just a thought but are Nicks online ordering disasters to do with being left handed on a site designed for right handed people or is he just cack handed whistle:
We're on a roll :-)
Footsie mode
"You're not singing anymore anymore, you're not singing anymore"
"Can you hear the Lefties sing?
Cos we can't hear an effin thing"
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The all new updated reckoning. Righties pulling ahead now. whistle:
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 9
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister
Ambies 0
Just a thought but are Nicks online ordering disasters to do with being left handed on a site designed for right handed people or is he just cack handed whistle:
We're on a roll :-)
Footsie mode
"You're not singing anymore anymore, you're not singing anymore"
"Can you hear the Lefties sing?
Cos we can't hear an effin thing"
lol: lol: lol:
Party001:
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I see the autospellcorrectertronmatic changed footie to footsie. Grrrrrrrr
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The right outcome has been achieved in the end :thumbsup:
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The right outcome has been achieved in the end :thumbsup:
I should lock the thread now you say....? rubschin:
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Yep.
Shut it down.
Nothing to see here whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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The all new updated reckoning. Righties pulling ahead now. whistle:
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 9
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister
Ambies 0
Just a thought but are Nicks online ordering disasters to do with being left handed on a site designed for right handed people or is he just cack handed whistle:
We're on a roll :-)
Footsie mode
"You're not singing anymore anymore, you're not singing anymore"
"Can you hear the Lefties sing?
Cos we can't hear an effin thing"
lol: lol: lol:
Party001:
We have two latecomers, Spine is a leftie as is Mr C an honorary member here. Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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It's a fix I tells ya ..
The ballot has been closed . These votes cannot be counted cussing:
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It's a fix I tells ya ..
The ballot has been closed . These votes cannot be counted cussing:
^^^ wot Miss D said ^^^ Thumbs:
Righties rule! Party001:
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Mr C hasn't got a vote and if he did CWMBO's right paw would be counted too
And Spine only gets counted if he so posts
Do we sense that the Don't give a Flying Fuck party have had a change of ethos to be the All Whatever It Takes party?
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Mr C hasn't got a vote and if he did CWMBO's right paw would be counted too
And Spine only gets counted if he so posts
Do we sense that the Don't give a Flying Fuck party have had a change of ethos to be the All Whatever It Takes party?
LL is a righty too.... whistle:
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Mr C hasn't got a vote and if he did CWMBO's right paw would be counted too
And Spine only gets counted if he so posts
Do we sense that the Don't give a Flying Fuck party have had a change of ethos to be the All Whatever It Takes party?
LL is a righty too.... whistle:
Get her to post then...... :thumbsup:
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Mr C hasn't got a vote and if he did CWMBO's right paw would be counted too
And Spine only gets counted if he so posts
Do we sense that the Don't give a Flying Fuck party have had a change of ethos to be the All Whatever It Takes party?
LL is a righty too.... whistle:
Get her to post then...... :thumbsup:
Okay... ::)
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
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Mr C hasn't got a vote and if he did CWMBO's right paw would be counted too
And Spine only gets counted if he so posts
Do we sense that the Don't give a Flying Fuck party have had a change of ethos to be the All Whatever It Takes party?
LL is a righty too.... whistle:
Get her to post then...... :thumbsup:
Okay... ::)
That's cheating... my 7 yr old granddaughter is a lefty shall I get her to post ... evil:
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Victory is ours
to lose
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
See! Party001:
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Mr C hasn't got a vote and if he did CWMBO's right paw would be counted too
And Spine only gets counted if he so posts
Do we sense that the Don't give a Flying Fuck party have had a change of ethos to be the All Whatever It Takes party?
LL is a righty too.... whistle:
Get her to post then...... :thumbsup:
Okay... ::)
That's cheating... my 7 yr old granddaughter is a lefty shall I get her to post ... evil:
But she is not a member here like wot LL is... ::)
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
See! Party001:
BIG cheat BM.... ::)
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
See! Party001:
BIG cheat BM.... ::)
Wha? Shrugs:
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
cloud9:
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
cloud9:
He's a BIG cheat evil:
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I am a righty like wot Barman said like.... Thumbs:
cloud9:
He's a BIG cheat evil:
angel1
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We win! Party001:
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The all new updated reckoning. Righties pulling ahead now. whistle:
Lefties 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Righties 9
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister
Ambies 0
Just a thought but are Nicks online ordering disasters to do with being left handed on a site designed for right handed people or is he just cack handed whistle:
We're on a roll :-)
Footsie mode
"You're not singing anymore anymore, you're not singing anymore"
"Can you hear the Lefties sing?
Cos we can't hear an effin thing"
cry:
To the tune of Guantanamera
"Sing when you're winning
You only sing when your winning
Sing when you're winning....."
If nothing else, it gives right handed Barman an earworm point:
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We win! Party001:
Only cause you cheated... evil:
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We win! Party001:
Only cause you cheated... evil:
I bleddy didn't! cussing:
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The all new updated reckoning. Righties well ahead:
Righties Party001: Party001: Party001: 10
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady
Lefties Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Ambies 0
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Bangcock Dick is a righty and a member....... rubschin:
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The might of the right.... cloud9:
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Bangcock Dick is a righty and a member....... rubschin:
don't exactly post much does he - and never on this topic so I didn't count him nor the allegedly left pawed Growler til he says one way or t'other
The might of the right.... cloud9:
we are inwincible
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We win! Party001:
Only cause you cheated... evil:
I bleddy didn't! cussing:
OH yes you did... drumroll:
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Bangcock Dick is a righty and a member....... rubschin:
don't exactly post much does he - and never on this topic so I didn't count him nor the allegedly left pawed Growler til he says one way or t'other
The might of the right.... cloud9:
we are inwincible
We don't give a flying fuck cause we know are superior we don't need to brag about it.. Thumbs:
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Bangcock Dick is a righty and a member....... rubschin:
don't exactly post much does he - and never on this topic so I didn't count him nor the allegedly left pawed Growler til he says one way or t'other
The might of the right.... cloud9:
we are inwincible
Right is right. :thumbsup:
Left is for weirdo's. confused:
Rest me case.
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
:thumbsup: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Rest me case...again. Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Rest me case...again. Thumbs:
Fluffy you know your bestests friends are all lefties :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Rest me case...again. Thumbs:
Fluffy you know your bestests friends are all lefties :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Will you most kindly fuck off calling me that all the time, as it's REALLY starting to piss me RIGHT OFF! Banghead.
It's not funny and I find it MOST irritating and annoying. cussing:
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:thumbsup:
Have you noticed, :thumbsup: is done using a left hand? eeek:
Even that emoticon's a mong! ::)
Thumbs: is the RIGHT way forward from now on. cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Rest me case...again. Thumbs:
Fluffy you know your bestests friends are all lefties :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Will you most kindly fuck off calling me that all the time, as it's REALLY starting to piss me RIGHT OFF! Banghead.
It's not funny and I find it MOST irritating and annoying. cussing:
Oh bless upset you have I ... happy100
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Oh dears we've got a fight in the playground
Like the new sig Boogs
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No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.
I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore. Shrugs:
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Thumbs:
Indeed.
YOU understand, don't you Apey? Thumbs: cloud9:
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Meantimes:
The all new updated reckoning. Righties winning but Lefties dominate the DGAFF party:
Righties Party001: Party001: Party001: 11
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler
Lefties Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Ambies 0
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Meantimes:
The all new updated reckoning. Righties winning but Lefties dominate the DGAFF party:
Righties Party001: Party001: Party001: 11
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler
Lefties Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Ambies 0
Thumbs:
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Meantimes:
The all new updated reckoning. Righties winning but Lefties dominate the DGAFF party:
Righties Party001: Party001: Party001: 11
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler
Lefties Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Ambies 0
Now I'm most suprised regarding those two, as I did actually think they were reasonably normal, in an abnormal sort of way. rubschin:
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Great Fluffy Oaf
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Great Fluffy Oaf
Oh bollox. Look who's just slithered in, fresh from the rug dept of M and thieving S ey? ::)
Put yer 10 grand deposit down on another floor rag then 'ave we, tosser? whistle:
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angel1
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Back on topic I know about left handed scissors, tin openers and those anti smudging things but what's the most frustrating bit about being a leftie?
I'd reckon it was the writing by hand but what do I know being very right handed as I am
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Back on topic I know about left handed scissors, tin openers and those anti smudging things but what's the most frustrating bit about being a leftie?
I'd reckon it was the writing by hand but what do I know being very right handed as I am
Being 'arf baked I would think. rubschin:
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They go here...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leftorium.com%2Fimages%2Fleftorium_400.jpg&hash=a58af37fac37906aded65364db5b193c586b5e57)
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Tin openers and scissors cussing: cussing:
I have a left handed ruler for measuring things and also one of these, which is Fantastic cloud9:
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/backwards_traditional_watch.html (http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/backwards_traditional_watch.html)
Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane angel1
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. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane angel1
lol: lol: lol:
That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie
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You just pass it to them casually and ask them to open a bottle. It takes them 20 infuriating minutes to destroy the cork eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Meantimes:
The all new updated reckoning. Righties winning but Lefties dominate the DGAFF party:
Righties Party001: Party001: Party001: 11
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler
Lefties Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Ambies 0
Now I'm most suprised regarding those two, as I did actually think they were reasonably normal, in an abnormal sort of way. rubschin:
;D cussing: rubschin:
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. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane angel1
lol: lol: lol:
That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html (http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html)
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. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane angel1
lol: lol: lol:
That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html (http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html)
:thumbsup:
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. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane angel1
lol: lol: lol:
That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html (http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html)
They have bottles with corks now...? rubschin:
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Not at The Lidl ::)
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. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane angel1
lol: lol: lol:
That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html (http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html)
They have bottles with corks now...? rubschin:
They have bottles....... eeek:
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They go here...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leftorium.com%2Fimages%2Fleftorium_400.jpg&hash=a58af37fac37906aded65364db5b193c586b5e57)
Sadly they don't sell a left or dual handed version of the SA-80 - bonkers
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F8%2F85%2FSA-80_rifle_1996.jpg%2F300px-SA-80_rifle_1996.jpg&hash=5f6772ee43d732b9044db5c15ae76265a51d08aa)
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They go here...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leftorium.com%2Fimages%2Fleftorium_400.jpg&hash=a58af37fac37906aded65364db5b193c586b5e57)
Sadly they don't sell a left or dual handed version of the SA-80 - bonkers
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F8%2F85%2FSA-80_rifle_1996.jpg%2F300px-SA-80_rifle_1996.jpg&hash=5f6772ee43d732b9044db5c15ae76265a51d08aa)
Are all our soldiers righties too then? rubschin:
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No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.
I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore. Shrugs:
Good to see you've joined the party " Don't give a flying fuck " :thumbsup:
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No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.
I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore. Shrugs:
Good to see you've joined the party " Don't give a flying fuck " :thumbsup:
;D ;D
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Are all our soldiers righties too then? rubschin:
All the ones that get to survive a real fire fight - fortunately such dramas are rare these days
It's said to also be not good for firing round the left corner of a wall.
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No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.
I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore. Shrugs:
Good to see you've joined the party " Don't give a flying fuck " :thumbsup:
;D ;D
A challenger for leader...... rubschin:
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No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.
I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore. Shrugs:
Good to see you've joined the party " Don't give a flying fuck " :thumbsup:
;D ;D
He's their all new cultural ambassador?
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Even gathering merchandise now too. Thumbs:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20)
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Even gathering merchandise now too. Thumbs:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20)
Thumbs:
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Even gathering merchandise now too. Thumbs:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Even gathering merchandise now too. Thumbs:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
OI......wrong thumb....... noooo:
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Even gathering merchandise now too. Thumbs:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20)
Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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Even gathering merchandise now too. Thumbs:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
OI......wrong thumb....... noooo:
No left thumb... ::)
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you have two left thumbs? scared2:
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you have two left thumbs? scared2:
No, she has no left thumb - just one right thumb.... Thumbs:
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I am left footed too angel1
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I am left footed too angel1
Gayer:
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you have two left thumbs? scared2:
Yes... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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you have two left thumbs? scared2:
Yes... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
please say less than 3 heads
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you have two left thumbs? scared2:
Yes... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
please say less than 3 heads
Only one of them .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Thumbs:
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Every thing else normal eyes: only digets not ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Not like Lily Allen then
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What's not to like, like cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fqi0d6ubk7%2Flily_allen_bum.jpg&hash=ee1ae5e8793788cc868c806cef418eeb1515d0b5) (http://postimg.org/image/qi0d6ubk7/)
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What's not to like, like cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fqi0d6ubk7%2Flily_allen_bum.jpg&hash=ee1ae5e8793788cc868c806cef418eeb1515d0b5) (http://postimg.org/image/qi0d6ubk7/)
Well quite and if you don't mind me saying so ahem there is a queue
But have you never heard about her oddity in bodily part counts?
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Without googling, I seem to recall summat about a third nipple?
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Without googling, I seem to recall summat about a third nipple?
Indeed you did, look see
Lily Allen's third nipple exposed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWUhLlRCak#)
Apparently they are more common than most think
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I am left footed too angel1
...and cack handed. ::)
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Without googling, I seem to recall summat about a third nipple?
Indeed you did, look see
Lily Allen's third nipple exposed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWUhLlRCak#)
Apparently they are more common than most think
Shocked:
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- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” rubschin:
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality whistle:
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
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- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” rubschin:
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality whistle:
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
Most conclusive evidence thus far then , that most lefties are mutant mongulations. a fact that is confirmed in here every day. Thumbs:
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- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” rubschin:
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality whistle:
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
Most conclusive evidence thus far then , that most lefties are mutant mongulations. a fact that is confirmed in here every day. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” rubschin:
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality whistle:
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
Most conclusive evidence thus far then , that most lefties are mutant mongulations. a fact that is confirmed in here every day. Thumbs:
xxxx happy100 pathead:
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. .- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties . . .
Not always the bestest role models I'd hazard to guess
Julia Roberts cloud9: John McEnroe and Robin van Persie happ096 are lefties as of course are Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis etc so tis OK to be a leftie imho
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- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
That explains a lot ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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And I mostly use a ghostly right hand . . . .
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And I mostly use a ghostly right hand . . . .
Thumbs:
It's a right riot now on the all new updated reckoning.
Righties Party001: Party001: Party001: 12
Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler, Marley's Ghost
Lefties Yargh: Yargh: Yargh: 8
Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis
Ambies 0
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And I mostly use a ghostly right hand . . . .
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- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
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Is that why my eldest boy is left handed, "cos I broke my ankle when I was 7 months pregnant carrying him? That explains a lot.
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- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
Is that why my eldest boy is left handed, "cos I broke my ankle when I was 7 months pregnant carrying him? That explains a lot.
So let me get this right. Lefties are so weird, even as foetuses they jump suddenly causing the expectant mums to trip up and fall . . . . . . rubschin:
Well, it's a theory
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- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
That explains a lot ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nick? rubschin:
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- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers
That explains a lot ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nick? rubschin:
You seem to be confusing "later than" with "never".
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cussing:
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cussing:
Just put that on every thread ..... whistle:
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cussing:
A right-handed emoticon.... whistle:
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Finger:
Uncouth... noooo:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
A sign of the devil I tells you. noooo:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
A sign of the devil I tells you. noooo:
evil: evil:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
A sign of the devil I tells you. noooo:
evil: evil:
Fizackaly. noooo:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
He doesn't know what an iron is or most other household items like dusters, vacuum, any sort of cleaning materials or washing machine.. I have only just got him to add dishes to the dishwasher.. Through fear of wearing them.. whistle:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
He doesn't know what an iron is or most other household items like dusters, vacuum, any sort of cleaning materials or washing machine.. I have only just got him to add dishes to the dishwasher.. Through fear of wearing them.. whistle:
Top man. Thumbs:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
He doesn't know what an iron is or most other household items like dusters, vacuum, any sort of cleaning materials or washing machine.. I have only just got him to add dishes to the dishwasher.. Through fear of wearing them.. whistle:
Top man. Thumbs:
LMCO! lol:
Yea, please explain to the listeners Boogywoogy. confused:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
He doesn't know what an iron is or most other household items like dusters, vacuum, any sort of cleaning materials or washing machine.. I have only just got him to add dishes to the dishwasher.. Through fear of wearing them.. whistle:
Top man. Thumbs:
LMCO! lol:
Yea, please explain to the listeners Boogywoogy. confused:
Wha that he does fvck all in the house unless threatened with someat like he will have the lot to do cause he will be on his own.. Or the fact that he would be wearing the dishes on his head.... :thumbsup:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
He doesn't know what an iron is or most other household items like dusters, vacuum, any sort of cleaning materials or washing machine.. I have only just got him to add dishes to the dishwasher.. Through fear of wearing them.. whistle:
Top man. Thumbs:
LMCO! lol:
Yea, please explain to the listeners Boogywoogy. confused:
Wha that he does fvck all in the house unless threatened with someat like he will have the lot to do cause he will be on his own.. Or the fact that he would be wearing the dishes on his head.... :thumbsup:
noooo: noooo:Lezza. noooo: noooo:
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I have just come home from werk and Mr B has complained cause I load the dishwasher left handed.. ::)
Says he can't understand why I can't load it properly.... eeek:
He has been told that from now on he can load the fvcking thing then.. result :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Please tell me he's not dumb enough to say you do the ironing wrong handed
He doesn't know what an iron is or most other household items like dusters, vacuum, any sort of cleaning materials or washing machine.. I have only just got him to add dishes to the dishwasher.. Through fear of wearing them.. whistle:
Top man. Thumbs:
LMCO! lol:
Yea, please explain to the listeners Boogywoogy. confused:
Wha that he does fvck all in the house unless threatened with someat like he will have the lot to do cause he will be on his own.. Or the fact that he would be wearing the dishes on his head.... :thumbsup:
noooo: noooo:Lezza. noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Cack handed
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Cack handed
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You know what it means ...........
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cack%20handed (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cack%20handed)
Noun
cack (plural cacks)
An act of defecation.
Excrement.
Rubbish.
Synonyms
(excrement): caca; see also Thesaurus:feces
Derived terms
cack-handed, cack-house (archaic)
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Cack handed
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Cack handed
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I'd forgotten about this thread so when I saw the title I thought it was going to be the collective wisdom of Nick.. whistle: