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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 11:40:14 AM
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Have just heard from Barman who is now on his way home in what I expect to be a black fug similar to this emoticon thatsit:
His day so far has not gone well because:
The bottom on his trainer fell off
The installation he was doing today didnt install because of unknown technical problems
On leaving the install site he reversed the truck into a wall (yes causing damage to his vehicle)
Boy oh boy am I looking forward to seeing him soon noooo:
But of course, like most of you chappies ::), he won't be in a bad mood because it will be my fault -somehow surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Have just heard from Barman who is now on his way home in what I expect to be a black fug similar to this emoticon thatsit:
His day so far has not gone well because:
The bottom on his trainer fell off
The installation he was doing today didnt install because of unknown technical problems
On leaving the install site he reversed the truck into a wall (yes causing damage to his vehicle)
Boy oh boy am I looking forward to seeing him soon noooo:
But of course, like most of you chappies ::), he won't be in a bad mood because it will be my fault -somehow surrender: surrender: surrender:
I should get your kit off quick ~ he'll soon forget his troubles.
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared:
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Have just heard from Barman who is now on his way home in what I expect to be a black fug similar to this emoticon thatsit:
His day so far has not gone well because:
The bottom on his trainer fell off
The installation he was doing today didnt install because of unknown technical problems
On leaving the install site he reversed the truck into a wall (yes causing damage to his vehicle)
Boy oh boy am I looking forward to seeing him soon noooo:
But of course, like most of you chappies ::), he won't be in a bad mood because it will be my fault -somehow surrender: surrender: surrender:
I should get your kit off quick ~ he'll soon forget his troubles.
What and start happy001 or worthy:
rubschin:
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In this case I think the knees have it.
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared:
Are you suggesting I jump out from behind the sofa and shout boo at him ::)
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rubschin: You could do what most women do ~ take the other car and go shopping
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rubschin: You could do what most women do ~ take the other car and go shopping
Let's see what type of mood he really is in when he gets here and then if it's too bad I'll say Mr. Snoopy told me to go shopping and bugger orft to the shops - sounds like a good plan to me
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More tat then. noooo:
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He's back scared2:
Definately Angry9:
Tried cheering him up by saying I'd found and counted all the loose change lying around the house and found it came of CYP 90.00 ;)
Grumpy retort was '' So it was money we had anyway ''
Certainly is a 'glass half full day'' for Barman cry:
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CYP 90.00
= 10 pence
Well done! point:
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CYP 90.00
= 10 pence
Well done! point:
No it isn't cool20:
CYP 90.00 is around GBP103 you numbnuts whacky115 and because it's change I've been gathering out of Barman's pockets 'before' putting shorts and trousers in the washing machine from whence they'd been previously dumped on the bedroom floor I believe by rights it's all mine, mine, mine (mad laughter emoticon)
To cheer him up I think I just might pop off to the shops and buy loads of sented candles with it to wind him up further (more hysterical wicked laughter...........)
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What a pisser it was! cussing:
Got out of the truck at the customer?s this morning and half the sole fell off my trainer ? well flapped-off actually so I spent the day walking around like Laurel and Hardy? Banghead
Then spent the whole day with customer?s son (off school the little git) asking ?what this was? and ?what that was? and ?why does it make that noise? and ?will we get our money back if it falls off the wall? ? fuck off! Angry9:
Then the bastard thing wouldn?t work for some inexplicable reason so I?ll have to go all the way back tomorrow and do it again and to just piss me off completely I reversed out of the tiny ally without scraping the sides of the truck and into a wall. Broke the rear light cluster. Banghead
And no, she wasn?t on her knees when I got home. noooo:
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And no, she wasn?t on her knees when I got home. noooo:
Luckily I wasn't as the man to collect the rugs for cleaning had just arrived eeek:
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And no, she wasn?t on her knees when I got home. noooo:
Luckily I wasn't as the man to collect the rugs for cleaning had just arrived eeek:
Another money saving opportunity lost ::)
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CYP 90.00
= 10 pence
Well done! point:
No it isn't cool20:
CYP 90.00 is around GBP103 you numbnuts whacky115 and because it's change I've been gathering out of Barman's pockets 'before' putting shorts and trousers in the washing machine from whence they'd been previously dumped on the bedroom floor I believe by rights it's all mine, mine, mine (mad laughter emoticon)
To cheer him up I think I just might pop off to the shops and buy loads of sented candles with it to wind him up further (more hysterical wicked laughter...........)
Ohhhh scented candles! Yes GO! NOW! Perhaps a small cushion or two aswell!
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CYP 90.00
= 10 pence
Well done! point:
No it isn't cool20:
CYP 90.00 is around GBP103 you numbnuts whacky115 and because it's change I've been gathering out of Barman's pockets 'before' putting shorts and trousers in the washing machine from whence they'd been previously dumped on the bedroom floor I believe by rights it's all mine, mine, mine (mad laughter emoticon)
To cheer him up I think I just might pop off to the shops and buy loads of sented candles with it to wind him up further (more hysterical wicked laughter...........)
Ohhhh scented candles! Yes GO! NOW! Perhaps a small cushion or two aswell!
Mrs S went to Ikea last week to get two cupboard doors for the kitchen units.
She came home with the doors, several fold them yourself cardboard storage boxes (for her tat), a bag of candles, several cereal/soup bowls in white and an equal number in blue (this is the woman who gave 12 blue and white cereal bowls to the charity shop last month!!), several potted plants of various sizes and two small cushions.
WHY????????????????????????????
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Mrs S went to Ikea last week to get two cupboard doors for the kitchen units.
She came home with the doors, several fold them yourself cardboard storage boxes (for her tat), mine is in some of those!
a bag of candles, tea lights, I don't know a single person that comes back from ikea without them
several cereal/soup bowls in white and an equal number in blue (this is the woman who gave 12 blue and white cereal bowls to the charity shop last month!!), well these are new and different! And probably very cheap too
several potted plants of various sizes and two small cushions. Again, an essential ikea purchase
WHY????????????????????????????
That should just about cover it the why I think. Think yourself lucky, last time we went Mr Wench had to go for a sit down halfway through and then had to go and get a new trolley to cut down my finds by half before he would allow me near the check out. And then he had to carry them home on the tram and the train. redface:
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WHY????????????????????????????
shrugs:
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Mrs S went to Ikea last week to get two cupboard doors for the kitchen units.
She came home with the doors, several fold them yourself cardboard storage boxes (for her tat), mine is in some of those!
a bag of candles, tea lights, I don't know a single person that comes back from ikea without them
several cereal/soup bowls in white and an equal number in blue (this is the woman who gave 12 blue and white cereal bowls to the charity shop last month!!), well these are new and different! And probably very cheap too
several potted plants of various sizes and two small cushions. Again, an essential ikea purchase
WHY????????????????????????????
Thank You I feel much better for that but next time a darker colour please.
That should just about cover it the why I think. Think yourself lucky, last time we went Mr Wench had to go for a sit down halfway through and then had to go and get a new trolley to cut down my finds by half before he would allow me near the check out. And then he had to carry them home on the tram and the train. redface:
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A darker colour?
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I went to IKEA once, I did not purchase tea lights. I spent the vast sum of ?0.99 on some plain white paper serviettes, only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser. evil: I could see no reason for a return visit. I was dragged in there by visitors from DEVON and my other half muttering something like eeek: "If we don't go they have threatened to come see us!!" ::)
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A darker colour?
I had to play with the buttons to make out your pale pink writing.
I figure that's how you feel today ~ a small bucket. (A little pale)
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Got out of the truck at the customer?s this morning and half the sole fell off my trainer ? well flapped-off actually so I spent the day walking around like Laurel and Hardy? Banghead
sorry but those couple of lines made me laugh my cock off.. lol:
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...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.
eeek: Wot?!
I went out yesterday to buy a tin of paint and a couple more brushes and ended up buying a stonking 32" flat screen digital tv with all the freeview channels and stuff. Result happy088
Go out and treat yerself, Barman. You know it makes sense ;)
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...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.
eeek: Wot?!
::) It looks something like this, doesn't everyone have one? rubschin: IKEA napkins are too large, they do not fit.
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...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.
eeek: Wot?!
I went out yesterday to buy a tin of paint and a couple more brushes and ended up buying a stonking 32" flat screen digital tv with all the freeview channels and stuff. Result happy088
Go out and treat yerself, Barman. You know it makes sense ;)
sad24: I'm sure I'd feel better if I did... sad24:
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...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.
eeek: Wot?!
::) It looks something like this, doesn't everyone have one? rubschin: IKEA napkins are too large, they do not fit.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.ebayimg.com%2F01%2Fi%2F000%2Faa%2Fd5%2Fc380_2.JPG&hash=06913bdf6b817a26e46fef4fb9f82b614d87ce3c)
Run a B&B do you?
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...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.
eeek: Wot?!
::) It looks something like this, doesn't everyone have one? rubschin: IKEA napkins are too large, they do not fit.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi24.ebayimg.com%2F01%2Fi%2F000%2Faa%2Fd5%2Fc380_2.JPG&hash=06913bdf6b817a26e46fef4fb9f82b614d87ce3c)
Run a B&B do you?
Oh you men of little knowledge noooo:
Refined ladies ALWAYS have a serviette holder (napkins are for babies or used when in America) in the house and on hand for when you messy little chaps come around to dinner ::)
We have really nice ones over here Pussy - want me to post one over?
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We always use linen. Sorry ~ hadn't realised how the other half live. Just wait until Mr Dance learns about it.
::) I mean it's sooooooooooooo McDonalds Paper SERVIETTES!
BTW It's Nappies for babies, not napkins ~ different thing altogether
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We always use linen. Sorry ~ hadn't realised how the other half live. Just wait until Mr Dance learns about it. ::)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doh:
So do we (use linen that is) but only for those guests that I know have appropraite motor skills to use eating implements without either dropping my culinary delights on their own personage or my tablecloth enroute to their gobs ;D Suprisingly few merit the linen, so the paper serviette versions are always on hand too razz:
Actually this thread diversion onto serviette holders and eating capabilities leads me onto another of my issues with current child rearing practices in that (very sadly) I have noted over the past few years a marked decline in younger peoples food to mouth co-ordination adbilities. When I was younger we were taught to use a knife and fork properly (none this now apparently accepted fork in right hand wrong way up shovelling method allowed) and one of my GrandMothers favourite and when needed very vocally voiced sayings was:
''Food to your mouth, not mouth to your food''
So be assured that your linen serviettes are safe with me at the dinner table ;D
Finally - Where oh where is Mr. Dance? Were you all nasty to him?
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I don't think we were particularly nasty to Mr Dance ~ though he does give the impression that he thinks we are a bit beneath him and of course taking the p*** out of him is almost a national sport. I'm sure he'll be around when he feels he has something worth declaiming about.
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I often find myself enquiring of The Boy whether his knife and fork are broken. Strangely his manners in restaurants are impeccable, but at home the urgency to stoke in the vast quantities of food he requires and then go to do something else seems overwhelming.
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We always use linen. Sorry ~ hadn't realised how the other half live. Just wait until Mr Dance learns about it. ::)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doh:
So do we (use linen that is) but only for those guests that I know have appropraite motor skills to use eating implements without either dropping my culinary delights on their own personage or my tablecloth enroute to their gobs ;D Suprisingly few merit the linen, so the paper serviette versions are always on hand too razz:
Exactly so, I use linen for dinner parties. Sadly I fear Snoopy's family and guests are of a far higher quality than mine, if they use linen everyday. I use paper when it is appropriate, normally the overnight visits of Granddaughters merit the paper, as do family meals consisting of curry or bolognaise, as some people do not take the care they should, and as you say, appear not to know where their mouths are.
No need to post one, but thanks for the offer, I have a very nice, refined holder but it does not take IKEA serviettes, they are much to big. Mine are dainty. cloud9:
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With some of the rellies we just hose them down noooo:
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Mrs Nick's scally cousin Edgar and I claim my ?5
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Now what was the famours film that was from ??? rubschin:
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It was a Monty Python Sketch
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Similar thing in Magical Mystery Tour
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
A girl after my own heart.
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It was a Monty Python Sketch
I think the later and agree with Nick shocked003 - they had loads of surreal clips that accompanied that classic 45rpm release.
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is a musical film comedy made in 1983 by the Monty Python comedy team. Unlike their previous two films, which had told a single, coherent story, The Meaning of Life returns to the sketch comedy format of the original television series, being a series of comic skits about the various stages of life. It was the last of the Monty Python films.
So it was a sketch RIGHT! evil:
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is a musical film comedy made in 1983 by the Monty Python comedy team. Unlike their previous two films, which had told a single, coherent story, The Meaning of Life returns to the sketch comedy format of the original television series, being a series of comic skits about the various stages of life. It was the last of the Monty Python films.
So it was a sketch RIGHT! evil:
Right worthy: Knotted don't your knickers get smile:
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is a musical film comedy made in 1983 by the Monty Python comedy team. Unlike their previous two films, which had told a single, coherent story, The Meaning of Life returns to the sketch comedy format of the original television series, being a series of comic skits about the various stages of life. It was the last of the Monty Python films.
So it was a sketch RIGHT! evil:
Crikey CHILL dude!
(It was a film)
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It was the last of the Monty Python films.
It was a film then? whistle:
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I may need help with unknotting them eyes:
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It was the last of the Monty Python films.
It was a film then? whistle:
point:
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One assumes Mr Wench has now emptied himself of vomit in anticipation of his esteemed Mother's vist. Perhaps in the sofa evil:
Look on the bright side. You could send her back to Wales with the cramps!
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I may need help with unknotting them eyes:
Sorry I don't believe you paid your unknotting knickers sub's when Wenchy last passed the membership pot around - therefore request denied Monsieur eyes:
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Bugger! cussing:
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Bugger! cussing:
I don?t remember you paying that one either! point:
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is a musical film comedy made in 1983 by the Monty Python comedy team. Unlike their previous two films, which had told a single, coherent story, The Meaning of Life returns to the sketch comedy format of the original television series, being a series of comic skits about the various stages of life. It was the last of the Monty Python films.
So it was a sketch RIGHT! evil:
Crikey CHILL dude!
(It was a film)
It was a sketch within a film ~ can we agree on that much.
The whole film was a series of sketches. I have Micheal Palin's Diaries in front of me as I type.
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Ivor Cutler.
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Ivor Cutler.
I'm going to lie down in a darkened room until this has passed.
Thank God for Valium is all I can add. Banghead
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Actually it's from The Meaning of Life.
We use linen here too. I inherited a load of tat a couple of years ago and there were hundreds of the things. Those that are deemed unworthy get kitchen roll.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is a musical film comedy made in 1983 by the Monty Python comedy team. Unlike their previous two films, which had told a single, coherent story, The Meaning of Life returns to the sketch comedy format of the original television series, being a series of comic skits about the various stages of life. It was the last of the Monty Python films.
So it was a sketch RIGHT! evil:
Crikey CHILL dude!
(It was a film)
It was a sketch within a film ~ can we agree on that much.
The whole film was a series of sketches. I have Micheal Palin's Diaries in front of me as I type.
Okay so I don't know why (probably because most of the threads are so confusing sometimes anyway) but my first response of your last posting immediately made me think '' a tisket'' which promoted me to look up wha it meant, which lead me to this
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/tisket.htm
Which has now given me a ear worm
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Ivor Cutler
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Ivor Cutler
Echo echo echo !!!!!
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio)
I met him once in a disco!! Amazing man. He made me look after his bike!
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio)
I met him once in a disco!! Amazing man. He made me look after his bike!
But what has he got to do with a Sketch (written by Terry Jones) about some called Mr Creosote in a Film (written by the Python Team as a series of Sketches)?
This is getting surreal.
BTW Beige as a font colour doesn't work very well does it?
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Beige?
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio)
I met him once in a disco!! Amazing man. He made me look after his bike!
But what has he got to do with a Sketch (written by Terry Jones) about some called Mr Creosote in a Film (written by the Python Team as a series of Sketches)?
This is getting surreal.
BTW Beige as a font colour doesn't work very well does it?
No...
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio)
I met him once in a disco!! Amazing man. He made me look after his bike!
But what has he got to do with a Sketch (written by Terry Jones) about some called Mr Creosote in a Film (written by the Python Team as a series of Sketches)?
This is getting surreal.
BTW Beige as a font colour doesn't work very well does it?
No...
In fact the only way you can see it is to "Quote" it.
Suggest we remove it as an option ~ Nick is having enough problems as it is now that we all look like
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio)
I met him once in a disco!! Amazing man. He made me look after his bike!
But what has he got to do with a Sketch (written by Terry Jones) about some called Mr Creosote in a Film (written by the Python Team as a series of Sketches)?
This is getting surreal.
BTW Beige as a font colour doesn't work very well does it?
No...
In fact the only way you can see it is to "Quote" it.
Suggest we remove it as an option ~ Nick is having enough problems as it is now that we all look like
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I don't think it is one of the engine room options...
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193922/bio)
I met him once in a disco!! Amazing man. He made me look after his bike!
But what has he got to do with a Sketch (written by Terry Jones) about some called Mr Creosote in a Film (written by the Python Team as a series of Sketches)?
This is getting surreal.
BTW Beige as a font colour doesn't work very well does it?
No...
In fact the only way you can see it is to "Quote" it.
Suggest we remove it as an option ~ Nick is having enough problems as it is now that we all look like
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I don't think it is one of the engine room options...
Oh!
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Ivor Cutler
Have to go. Have 2 spanish women arriving soon with 14 children in tow eeek:
Bastard Pope. point:
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Pardon?
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Catholics. Celebrate fecundity. They were in something like a bus eating ice cream eeek:
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Ah!
Don't ask ~ anyone
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Back soon. All the kids were yellow confused:
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Don't worry, years of perpetual calamity have loosened his grip on reality.
Even a small thing can set him on the spiral to white coats and shaved patches on the scalp. noooo:
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evil: