The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 11:49:30 AM
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Help me to cheer him up by casting votes - or other suggestions BEFORE he comes back whistle:
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Depends what time it is there. Cold beer and a nice sausage?
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Rampant Sex ~ Oh and put the web-cam on and we'll give advice from the sidelines. eyes:
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Ah yes, memories of The Golden SHot. "Bernie, the BOLT"
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Ah yes, memories of The Golden SHot. "Bernie, the BOLT"
But they generally missed eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Ah ~ but they only had one target.
I can't believe I said that to a lady. redface:
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Ah ~ but they only had one target.
I can't believe I said that to a lady. redface:
Neither can I Mr. Snoopy eeek: but funny nevertheless smile:
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We are edging ever closer to Anne Summers land I fear. noooo:
Stick to sausages and beer!
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Have tried option 1 - noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo success scared2:
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Looks like the lens has it... whistle:
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Looks like the lens has it... whistle:
Do you have a headache - normal excuse used for passing on option 2 me thinks drumroll:
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He's a miserable old bugger.
The thought of revisiting blighty is making him sad.
There's no cure for that!
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He's a miserable old bugger.
The thought of revisiting blighty is making him sad.
There's no cure for that!
Perhaps I'll change his ticket to one way eyes:
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He's a miserable old bugger.
The thought of revisiting blighty is making him sad.
There's no cure for that!
Perhaps I'll change his ticket to one way eyes:
eeek:
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Whoa! Don't tell me there are 'clouds' over the little house on the prairie confused:
I was just curling up for a quiet kip again when the raised voices interrupted.....
Now that I'm awake... Where's the lasagne?
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Whoa! Don't tell me there are 'clouds' over the little house on the prairie confused:
I was just curling up for a quiet kip again when the raised voices interrupted.....
Now that I'm awake... Where's the lasagne?
No , there is only sun sun and more sun over here - at least upstairs in the attic where I have my office ;) but I think the weather forecast in the basement (posh house okay ::)) is rather cloudy and overcast sad24:
Have managed to stick with him for the past umpty ump years and still love him truly deeply, madly sick2:
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YUK alien alien angel1 angel1 bom drumroll: sad24: sad32: sad24: angel1 alien Angry9: Banghead censored: tunble: alien
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I voted for a smack around the chops. Never does them any harm to remind them who is boss! eveilgrin:
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I've been trying to help him get his little Barman's leg over all day and you have to smack him round the chops. That's no way to get a raise young Wench.
DS Please note I said Raise not Rise.
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After the "truly madly deeply" post I lost all desire of a raise and simply want a job where I don't feel the desperate urge to yop! sick2:
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I can see that. rubschin:
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rubschin:
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Rampant Sex ~ Oh and put the web-cam on and we'll give advice from the sidelines. eyes:
Whatever happened to that web cam he was going to train on the next door neighbours glorious big baps then ey? rubschin:
All talk, no bloody action. ::)
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Rampant Sex ~ Oh and put the web-cam on and we'll give advice from the sidelines. eyes:
Whatever happened to that web cam he was going to train on the next door neighbours glorious big baps then ey? rubschin:
All talk, no bloody action. ::)
Ner a truer word spoken in jest - you'll have to take it up with management ::) We popped around this weekend to say 'hello' to the new big bap neighbours (bringing along a bag of fresh figs from our garden) but learnt that Mrs. Bappy isn't currently livng there (still in Poland we believe) but the house is being house sat at the weekend by friends of theirs from in island.
Barman remained totally grumpy all night carrying around his own personal rain cloud and evenetually took himself off to bed (alone because I wasn't going to go when he was soooooooooo grumpy) around 9.30 pm CY local time. I stayed up and watched TV with the dog and cats cry:
I'm off out tonight on a hen night in the village, so if the deep depression remains I won't get rained on again ...
If GrumpBum (aka BarMan) is in the same mood later today I'll follow BarWenches sage advice and do some gob smacking ............... eyes:
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See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy whistle:
Works for me every time. ;)
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See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy whistle:
Works for me every time. ;)
Wasn't me declining noooo:
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See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy whistle:
Works for me every time. ;)
Wasn't me declining noooo:
shocked003
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See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy whistle:
Works for me every time. ;)
Wasn't me declining noooo:
shocked003
Wiling to give him the benefit of doubt on this occassion - lets blame it on the meds eh eyes: He's still on the twice daily bromide inhaler so that must be it whistle:
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I suspect he is spending too much time with that Camel. eyes:
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I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
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I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
Smite. ::)
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I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
Smite. ::)
Is that as in ~ 'smite have been?
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I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
Smite. ::)
Is that as in ~ 'smite have been?
No, I smite you too... noooo:
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That it should come to this ::)
fence: I smite you back
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How about getting one of these poles (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6956389.stm) before they all go.
I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it eyes:
It might make Barman happy rubschin:
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How about getting one of these poles (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6956389.stm) before they all go.
I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it eyes:
It might make Barman happy rubschin:
Those poles don't get my vote noooo: but the disco ball would ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think rubschin:
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How about getting one of these poles (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6956389.stm) before they all go.
I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it eyes:
It might make Barman happy rubschin:
Those poles don't get my vote noooo: but the disco ball would ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think rubschin:
They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.
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How about getting one of these poles (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6956389.stm) before they all go.
I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it eyes:
It might make Barman happy rubschin:
Those poles don't get my vote noooo: but the disco ball would ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think rubschin:
They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.
Oh thats really a shame cry:
Okay suggest a quick puff with the Mr. Sheen for each punter entering before they commence leanage on the bar around - should save us a bit of dusting after bar hours don't you think ?
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eeek: cry:
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Glitter balls make me giddy confused:
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Glitter balls make me giddy confused:
eeek:
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Glitter balls make me giddy confused:
How did GG cope then?? One assumes his were ....... rubschin:
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Glitter balls make me giddy confused:
eeek:
I know redface:. I never would have thought I would type those five words in that order, ever, honest.
A propos of Poles again though; I just discovered a Polish section in a local supermarket. Strange 70's packaging, nice pictures, can't understand a word of it confused:
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Glitter balls make me giddy confused:
How did GG cope then?? One assumes his were ....... rubschin:
By Gadd woman ~ have you no shame?
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How about getting one of these poles (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6956389.stm) before they all go.
I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it eyes:
It might make Barman happy rubschin:
Those poles don't get my vote noooo: but the disco ball would ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think rubschin:
They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.
Oh thats really a shame cry:
Okay suggest a quick puff with the Mr. Sheen for each punter entering before they commence leanage on the bar around - should save us a bit of dusting after bar hours don't you think ?
That would certainly get my vote. Perhaps some scrubbing bushes tied to their feet too?
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Glitter balls make me giddy confused:
How did GG cope then?? One assumes his were ....... rubschin:
By Gadd woman ~ have you no shame?
Little to none whistle:
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How about getting one of these poles (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6956389.stm) before they all go.
I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it eyes:
It might make Barman happy rubschin:
Those poles don't get my vote noooo: but the disco ball would ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think rubschin:
They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.
Oh thats really a shame cry:
Okay suggest a quick puff with the Mr. Sheen for each punter entering before they commence leanage on the bar around - should save us a bit of dusting after bar hours don't you think ?
That would certainly get my vote. Perhaps some scrubbing bushes tied to their feet too?
And some appropriately placed large brooms - or is that letting the revenge fantasy go a little too far whistle:
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Bit of a disapointment really
SPELLING!
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Bit of a disapointment really
SPELLING!
Sounds to me like a volunteer for a broom! eeek:
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See! I told you those Poles would come in handy doh:
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Bit of a disapointment really
SPELLING!
Sounds to me like a volunteer for a broom! eeek:
Or an upright hoover? whistle: