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Morsel Moreso Menu
While you wait
- Twiglets
- Smoked almonds
To Start/Lite Bites
- Broccoli and Stilton soup
- Smoked salmon and scrambled egg with a dusting of paprika
- Bacon sandwich - with sauce of your choice like
- Baked flat mushroom with onion marmalade and goats cheese
- Mozzarella, tomato and basil salad
- Lightly buttered crumpet
- Lightly toasted French bread with a hint of garlic
Mains
- Melton Mowbray pork pie
- Dripping on toast (salt optional)
- Best Italian Pizza (none of that muck from Milan)
- Sea Bass
- Dover Sole
- Egg Ravioli
- Well hung beef
- Kung Po Chicken
Side orders
- Green beans with orange sauce
- Samphire
- Garlic Roasties
- Scampi fries
- Chips
To Follow
- Ice cream select from Baldi's or Nicholls or Carlo's
- Knickerbocker glory (Bocker glory on special days)
- Bakewell pudding and custard
- Brandy snaps with slurpy cream
- Glittery cupcake with cherry
- Caramel Sundae from McDonalds
- Cheese board with your selection from Shropshire Blue, Somerset brie, Crumbly Lancashire, mature Cheddar, Harlech, Stilton, Wensleydale and Cranberry on the side
Bestest espresso coffee with York Mints (aka Peppermint Patties) served in the bar
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Morsel Moreso Menu page 2
Drinkypoos
- Beer
- Barolo
- Pinot Grigio
Children's Menu
- Boiled egg with plain or Marmite soldiers served with Collis Brown cough mixture to ensure the littlebratsdarlings do not disturb the serious diners
All Day Breakfast
- see Crumpets in the starters menu
Special Diets
Please advise in advance if you require a vegetarian, vegan, gluten free, kosher or halal meal and we wll have time to make up a plausible story about how we've made it that way
All our food is Fair trade, in the sense that it is only fair that we get paid fat sums for filling your faces
Prices
At Morsel Moreso we feel it is so vulgar to mention prices in advance. If you must ask then you probably cannot afford to dine here.
Do not worry about having to leave a tip, we will ensure you have no money left anyway
We accept all well known forms of payment including pounds of flesh, corneas and kidneys
Can I book my birthday party ?
Can I book my birthday party ?Depends on the promised accompanying celebs
"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over 60 so please say who will be in your party."More than 60 celebs you say. We will need names
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"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over 60 so please say who will be in your party."More than 60 celebs you say. We will need names
"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over the age of 60 so please say who will be in your party."
Apparently not noooo:You will be bringing a Manchester United Season ticket holder you say
He wants accompanying appropriate adults ... noooo:
Apparently not noooo:
He wants accompanying appropriate adults ... noooo:
Do you want us to sit there to make the restaurant look busy like ? rubschin:
I don't think we are interested in brown envelopes, so artisan likeApparently not noooo:
He wants accompanying appropriate adults ... noooo:
Ohhh noooo: noooo: I think he has been misundermstood ....
So long as you furnish him with a brown envelope and the rest of us are invited it's sorted.. :thumbsup:
I don't think we are interested in brown envelopes, so artisan likeApparently not noooo:
He wants accompanying appropriate adults ... noooo:
Ohhh noooo: noooo: I think he has been misundermstood ....
So long as you furnish him with a brown envelope and the rest of us are invited it's sorted.. :thumbsup:
Just bring a celeb, Cameron Diaz will do fine and you can have one of ourleast worst bestest tables all evening
Ah head chef, good question
We'll find one wots really good. Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves? He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him
if we can afford him
No munny = no table no foodAh head chef, good question
We'll find one wots really good. Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves? He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him
if we can afford him
Never heard of him... on your head be it.... ;D
BTW there's no munny till after Miss D's party noooo:
No munny = no table no foodAh head chef, good question
We'll find one wots really good. Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves? He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him
if we can afford him
Never heard of him... on your head be it.... ;D
BTW there's no munny till after Miss D's party noooo:
Paul Da Costa Greaves (http://www.celebritychefsuk.com/the-chefs/paul-da-costa-greaves) is worth seeing. Seen him twice at craft fairs and he's good.
But we digress
Are you going to do carry outs?Oh noes we're going for proper faux class
No deaths before food has been eaten noooo:
I will obviously inspect the kitchen and certify it safe for use happy001
I think a Royal to open the place would be in order.Eggssellent idea, but we will charge him an appearance fee
Phil the Greek would be ideal.
Misty could sit on his lap and Boogs can feed him a constant stream of fried Mars bars. :thumbsup:
I think a Royal to open the place would be in order.Eggssellent idea, but we will charge him an appearance fee
Phil the Greek would be ideal.
Misty could sit on his lap and Boogs can feed him a constant stream of fried Mars bars. :thumbsup: