Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 04:06:52 PM
Accommodation: Check :thumbsup:
Insurance: Check scared2:
Transport to and from airports: Check :thumbsup:
Packing noooo:
Passport: Um, here somewhere, I think rubschin:
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 04:15:13 PM
Flights: Check :thumbsup:
Accommodation: Check :thumbsup:
Insurance: Check scared2:
Transport to and from airports: Check :thumbsup:
Packing noooo:
Passport: Um, here somewhere, I think rubschin:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 04:17:06 PM
1. Twiglets
2. Um.....................
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 04:21:38 PM
I will make a list :thumbsup:
1. Twiglets
2. Um.....................
I saw a bag of 1600 PG Tips at Cosco... I'll pick you some up If you have room in your suitcase.. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 04:23:16 PM
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 04:27:14 PM
Nah, I don't need any teabags, thanks.
TEA BAGS! cussing:
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 04:28:19 PM
Nah, I don't need any teabags, thanks.
Ok.... you walking from the airport then.... confused:
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 04:33:34 PM
Nah, I don't need any teabags, thanks.
Ok.... you walking from the airport then.... confused:
Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on June 30, 2013, 05:17:11 PM
I will make a list :thumbsup:
1. Twiglets
2. Um.....................
Jumbo selection bag of Nik-Naks!!!!
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 05:17:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
I will make a list :thumbsup:
1. Twiglets
2. Um.....................
cloud9: always liked him.........
Post by: Misty on June 30, 2013, 05:30:24 PM
Shrugs:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nik_Naks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nik_Naks)
my fave. can't get them here anymore. The GB shop that sold them shut down. The scampi and lemon flavour are outstanding. cloud9:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 05:33:20 PM
I will make a list :thumbsup:
1. Twiglets
2. Nik Naks
3. Um.....................
Jumbo selection bag of Nik-Naks!!!!
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2013, 05:34:00 PM
That Qatada git for a start, he'll fit in a decent sized suitcase
what else?
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 05:36:55 PM
Shrugs:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nik_Naks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nik_Naks)
my fave. can't get them here anymore. The GB shop that sold them shut down. The scampi and lemon flavour are outstanding. cloud9:
We have 400 bags of scampi fries.......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 05:38:21 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 05:39:41 PM
Don't bother with Nik Naks you say? OK Thumbs:
More room for twiglets.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on June 30, 2013, 05:41:04 PM
Don't bother with Nik Naks you say? OK Thumbs:
More room for twiglets.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
bollox to him!!!! I want some NikNaks! angry041: The nice 'n' spicy ones are yumster too.
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 05:44:36 PM
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 05:46:26 PM
Have I mentioned tht I try to travel with hand luggage only? whistle:
I seem to remember something about not changing your clothes too often, so prolly only hand luggage. rubschin:
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 05:51:50 PM
Have I mentioned tht I used to travel with hand luggage onlyshame that is no longer the case? whistle:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on June 30, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
Funny fat old drunk guy tried to wear pants like a shirt, hilarious fail beach hawaii waikiki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9BIj9oKvhE#)
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 06:43:18 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 06:53:40 PM
Looking forward to taking Nick to the beach. :thumbsup:
Funny fat old drunk guy tried to wear pants like a shirt, hilarious fail beach hawaii waikiki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9BIj9oKvhE#)
Do the AFFS have it? rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2013, 07:00:28 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 07:01:55 PM
Wot airport?
You mind my twiglets....... evil:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 07:04:10 PM
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 07:21:08 PM
Looking forward to taking Nick to the beach. :thumbsup:
Funny fat old drunk guy tried to wear pants like a shirt, hilarious fail beach hawaii waikiki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9BIj9oKvhE#)
Do the AFFS have it? rubschin:
They do! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 08:43:50 PM
or a new thread ....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
What prezzies will Nick bring you all back......... rubschin:
or a new thread ....... rubschin:
Fuck all I should think.... noooo:
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 08:48:56 PM
What prezzies will Nick bring you all back......... rubschin:
or a new thread ....... rubschin:
Fuck all I should think.... noooo:
Won't have space in his hand luggage.... evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2013, 06:32:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F68489000%2Fjpg%2F_68489162_mad.jpg&hash=2e635d1940f12c7ec52991eb3d605a723e7c07e1)
Post by: Landlady on July 03, 2013, 07:16:43 PM
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
where did you get that picture Grumpmeister - I DO NOT wear a chin strap angry041:
shutup: shutup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2013, 08:46:49 PM
Spank2: Spank2:where did you get that picture Grumpmeister - I DO NOT wear a chin strap angry041:
shutup: shutup:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 04:17:12 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 12:33:12 PM
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 12:48:32 PM
Nearly time.......... cloud9: have been to the local bar to warn them to stock up on lemonade .... Thumbs:
whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 12:52:43 PM
Nearly time.......... cloud9: have been to the local bar to warn them to stock up on lemonade .... Thumbs:
whistle:
Are you coming to meet him too....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 12:59:14 PM
Nearly time.......... cloud9: have been to the local bar to warn them to stock up on lemonade .... Thumbs:
whistle:
Are you coming to meet him too....... rubschin:
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 01:02:06 PM
Nearly time.......... cloud9: have been to the local bar to warn them to stock up on lemonade .... Thumbs:
whistle:
Are you coming to meet him too....... rubschin:
evil:
point:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 04, 2013, 01:03:00 PM
Have fun ;D
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 01:05:02 PM
You need to realise this. Nick is a colossal pervert. Once he's had a few, any female is in danger of his wily ginger charms. Keep the laydees at a safe distance, else you'll be embroiled in Wild West type bar fights before you know it.
Have fun ;D
There are a few single birds of his age in there ,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
(maybe coz they have a disabled toilet) rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 01:08:44 PM
You need to realise this. Nick is a colossal pervert. Once he's had a few, any female is in danger of his wily ginger charms. Keep the laydees at a safe distance, else you'll be embroiled in Wild West type bar fights before you know it.
Have fun ;D
There are a few single birds of his age in there ,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
(maybe coz they have a disabled toilet) rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 02:25:15 PM
Trying to protect the Twiglets and Nik Naks :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2013, 02:42:36 PM
I am starting to panic eveilgrin:whistle:
Trying to protect the Twiglets and Nik Naks :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2013, 03:14:14 PM
I am starting to pack eveilgrin:
Trying to protect the Twiglets and Nik Naks :thumbsup:
Just throw out the tea so they have more space
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:15:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 03:16:10 PM
lol: ^I am starting to pack eveilgrin:
Trying to protect the Twiglets and Nik Naks :thumbsup:
Just throw out the tea so they have more space
I don't want wiglets....... eeek:
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2013, 03:17:38 PM
Tea? Shrugs:lol:
Ah yes I was getting confused there
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 03:32:36 PM
I am starting to pack eveilgrin:
Trying to protect the Twiglets and Nik Naks :thumbsup:
Pack tea bags around them - job done! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:35:59 PM
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Foggy has made me a welcome pack cloud9: cloud9:
After sun, mosquito spray, Imodium and a cockroach hammer! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:39:23 PM
A hammer, you say rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 03:39:57 PM
Foggy has made me a welcome pack cloud9: cloud9:
After sun, mosquito spray, Imodium and a cockroach hammer! Thumbs:
He's not staying with Baldy....... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 03:40:48 PM
rubschin:
A hammer, you say rubschin: rubschin:
They are mahoosive in that place you are staying at like.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:42:05 PM
Quote
Kitchen:
Fully fitted including cooker, hob, extractor fan, fridge/freezer, washing machine, microwave, crockery/cutlery, pots and pans etc. smoke alarm fitted, extinguisher and fire blanket provided. I feel I have included everything you could possibly need.
[/quote]
cloud9:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
QuoteKitchen:
Fully fitted including cooker, hob, extractor fan, fridge/freezer, washing machine, microwave, crockery/cutlery, pots and pans etc. smoke alarm fitted, extinguisher and fire blanket provided. I feel I have included everything you could possibly need, excepting a cockroach hammer...
cloud9:
Except a cockroach hammer... ::)
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:45:02 PM
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 03:45:55 PM
Quote gub point:
You fucked up the previous quote you mong.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:52:40 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
I have a map ::)
She doesn't ......... noooo: she had the wrong place ........the one you are in is closer to the pub........ Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2013, 03:58:01 PM
I have a map ::)
She doesn't ......... noooo: she had the wrong place ........the one you are in is closer to the pub........ Thumbs:
And further from the fire/ambulance station? scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 03:58:40 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 04:01:28 PM
So my welcome pack has gone to some baffled stranger noooo: sad24:
Oh noes that is in the fridge........ Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 06:57:38 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
Noisy & smelly.... noooo:
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 07:00:53 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
Noisy & smelly.... noooo:
No he isn't.
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 07:01:24 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 07:03:32 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
good. I dont mean you are staying by the bins, about 2min walk. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 07:05:25 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Think Butlins... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 07:07:14 PM
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Well Baldy is banned from there.......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 07:09:56 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6qi1nxfef%2Ffoggy.jpg&hash=84829fe61651b2559b1c8e19d1a6916c0a5cd06c) (http://postimg.org/image/6qi1nxfef/) eeek:
I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Think Butlins... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 07:11:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6qi1nxfef%2Ffoggy.jpg&hash=84829fe61651b2559b1c8e19d1a6916c0a5cd06c) (http://postimg.org/image/6qi1nxfef/) eeek:I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Think Butlins... noooo:
Like that but with cockroaches.... noooo:
mahoosive ones.... noooo:
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 07:20:55 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6qi1nxfef%2Ffoggy.jpg&hash=84829fe61651b2559b1c8e19d1a6916c0a5cd06c) (http://postimg.org/image/6qi1nxfef/) eeek:I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Think Butlins... noooo:
Like that but with cockroaches.... noooo:
mahoosive ones.... noooo:
In fairness, the cockroaches the cats keep bringing in as gifts are fukn huuuuge this year. They're like mutant roaches. scared2:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 04, 2013, 07:35:37 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6qi1nxfef%2Ffoggy.jpg&hash=84829fe61651b2559b1c8e19d1a6916c0a5cd06c) (http://postimg.org/image/6qi1nxfef/) eeek:I have a map ::)
There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna. :thumbsup:
eeek:
Is that good or bad?
Think Butlins... noooo:
Like that but with cockroaches.... noooo:
mahoosive ones.... noooo:
In fairness, the cockroaches the cats keep bringing in as gifts are fukn huuuuge this year. They're like mutant roaches. scared2:
Giant mutant killer cockroaches for sure. scared2:
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 08:33:16 PM
Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live. eveilgrin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 08:34:35 PM
Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?
Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live. eveilgrin:
Paradise....... Thumbs: walking distance to your gaff.......
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 08:37:37 PM
Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?
Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live. eveilgrin:
Paradise....... Thumbs: walking distance to your gaff.......
He will need wellies on if he is going through those snake infested fields.
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 08:40:24 PM
Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?
Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live. eveilgrin:
Paradise....... Thumbs: walking distance to your gaff.......
He will need wellies on if he is going through those snake infested fields.
Nick is on the phone with Miss T ,,,checking the venue......... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 08:48:53 PM
Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?
Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live. eveilgrin:
Paradise....... Thumbs: walking distance to your gaff.......
He will need wellies on if he is going through those snake infested fields.
Nick is on the phone with Miss T ,,,checking the venue......... noooo:
Make sure she tells him about the mahoosive spiders. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 08:51:03 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:00:17 PM
I give you The Bird Spider:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F3krile52v%2Fspider.jpg&hash=078a4ac68dcc944b8cfd95d8e2d8b69fe585bc45) (http://postimg.org/image/3krile52v/)
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:03:18 PM
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 09:05:36 PM
A few months ago one of these casually walked through the bar nearest to the place Nick will be staying.
I give you The Bird Spider:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F3krile52v%2Fspider.jpg&hash=078a4ac68dcc944b8cfd95d8e2d8b69fe585bc45) (http://postimg.org/image/3krile52v/)
jokes aside, they do reside nearby. dont worry Nick, they only hatched 2 months ago, not fully grown yet. :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:06:01 PM
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:06:31 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:08:49 PM
A few months ago one of these casually walked through the bar nearest to the place Nick will be staying.
I give you The Bird Spider:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F3krile52v%2Fspider.jpg&hash=078a4ac68dcc944b8cfd95d8e2d8b69fe585bc45) (http://postimg.org/image/3krile52v/)
jokes aside, they do reside nearby. dont worry Nick, they only hatched 2 months ago, not fully grown yet. :thumbsup:
Have their parents gone on holiday then? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:09:40 PM
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2013, 09:10:29 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 09:11:19 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
The snakes will them ..don't worry........ Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:11:35 PM
I am too young to die. sad24:
Certainly for CDB noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:
I am too young to die. sad24:
Certainly for CDB noooo:
Alcohol is a good antidote. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 09:14:10 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:16:49 PM
Snakes and spiders are less of a risk than drinking with Baldy........... noooo:
evil:
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 09:27:32 PM
Snakes and spiders are less of a risk than drinking with Baldy........... noooo:
true. but the snakes eat the spiders who eat cockroaches who swallowed a fly, I dont know why she swallowed a fly.......
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2013, 09:34:21 PM
I give you The Bird Spider:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F3krile52v%2Fspider.jpg&hash=078a4ac68dcc944b8cfd95d8e2d8b69fe585bc45) (http://postimg.org/image/3krile52v/)
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
How big are the Blokes?
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 09:38:21 PM
happy holidays Nick! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:45:24 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
I give you The Bird Spider:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F3krile52v%2Fspider.jpg&hash=078a4ac68dcc944b8cfd95d8e2d8b69fe585bc45) (http://postimg.org/image/3krile52v/)
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
How big are the Blokes?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 09:47:38 PM
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 09:49:16 PM
Makes note.....put live bird spider in welcome pack.......... whistle:
Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 04, 2013, 09:52:38 PM
I give you The Bird Spider:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F3krile52v%2Fspider.jpg&hash=078a4ac68dcc944b8cfd95d8e2d8b69fe585bc45) (http://postimg.org/image/3krile52v/)
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
How big are the Blokes?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on July 04, 2013, 09:54:29 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:
happy100 Don't worry I am sure she will stay away when you have your mankini on... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:54:58 PM
I am checking my insurance here scared2:
Post by: boogs on July 04, 2013, 09:57:31 PM
Et tu boogs? sad24:
I am checking my insurance here scared2:
Well if you had taken me with you I would have protected you..... Spiders don't worry me no matter how big... :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 09:59:22 PM
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on July 04, 2013, 10:08:25 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 10:10:17 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
evil:
Foggy is the scarey one, Nick said it above.
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 10:10:55 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
We are here all year.......... Thumbs:
ok BM goes to bed early ....but the rest of the normal ones are about... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 10:11:56 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
We are here all year.......... Thumbs:
ok BM goes to bed early ....but the rest of the normal ones are about... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 04, 2013, 10:12:39 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
We are here all year.......... Thumbs:
ok BM goes to bed early ....but the rest of the normal ones are about... Thumbs:
Maybe later in the year if I have a job.... :thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2013, 10:14:51 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
our doors are always open. (unless baldy is about)
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 10:26:19 PM
Foggy will save me cloud9:
She is brave and scarey :thumbsup:
True but I want a holiday sad24: sad24: sad24:
I want to meet Miss T , Apey , BM and even Baldy scarey as he is.... scared2: scared2:
Oh and you ofcourse ... redface: I forgot I haven't actually met you....
our doors are always open. (unless baldy is about)
cussing:
JOM does not complain though. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2013, 06:21:57 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fzbdrgf2it%2Fsquirrel_spider.jpg&hash=29e98e53693507081560b6f1f838c89701425631) (http://postimg.org/image/zbdrgf2it/)
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2013, 07:45:47 AM
Don't worry about the bird spiders Nick, there are worse thingseeek: scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fzbdrgf2it%2Fsquirrel_spider.jpg&hash=29e98e53693507081560b6f1f838c89701425631) (http://postimg.org/image/zbdrgf2it/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2013, 08:04:14 AM
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2013, 08:37:00 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2013, 08:38:10 AM
No don't mention the jellyfish, they do read the interweb you knowOops. redface:
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 11:56:39 AM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 11:57:22 AM
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 11:58:41 AM
Off to Boots to getBMmosquito repellent :thumbsup:
And a cockroach hammer and anti-snake powder like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 05, 2013, 12:00:44 PM
You might be able to join the 'Mile High Club'. A Wankah: in the lav does not count.
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 12:01:40 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2013, 12:02:18 PM
Off to Boots to getBMmosquito repellent :thumbsup:
And a cockroach hammer and anti-snake powder like.... Thumbs:
Just get a case of resolve ......... Thumbs: Baldy has golden cup..
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 02:14:59 PM
Don't forget your condoms.
You might be able to join the 'Mile High Club'. A Wankah: in the lav does not count.
That works on the basis that Nick doesn't cause some huge cock up that leads to him being carted off by airport security when he tries to check in for his flight. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 05, 2013, 08:02:31 PM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 08:07:11 PM
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2013, 08:23:31 PM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 05, 2013, 08:24:30 PM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 08:32:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2013, 08:53:01 PM
:dogrun:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 09:10:47 PM
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2013, 09:41:33 PM
Off to Boots to getBMmosquito repellent :thumbsup:
Could have got discount.... ::)
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2013, 10:17:19 PM
We ought to be nice and pretend it's crap just to spare his feelings . . . .
. . . yeah us be nice, as if
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2013, 10:36:41 PM
You have to admire Nick's timing. Sods off to Cyprus just in time for us back here in Blighty to enjoy a week of stonking weather sans maggots.
We ought to be nice and pretend it's crap just to spare his feelings . . . .
. . . yeah us be nice, as if
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 05:04:01 AM
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2013, 07:13:40 AM
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 07:22:39 AM
Luton Airport here I come eveilgrin:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2013, 08:06:28 AM
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 08:08:05 AM
Have a good holiday Nick
What could possibly go wrong...? Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2013, 10:02:11 AM
Have a good holiday Nick
What could possibly go wrong...? Shrugs:
Anything to declare Meester Neek?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsbiscuit.com%2Fimages%2F1370.jpg&hash=a086aa5eaabf16b3f659d9c1d17a4d083550a0db)
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 10:55:29 AM
Cow TV to Luton :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 10:57:05 AM
Cow TV to Luton :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Should really go and find hiss gaff soon......(see what I did there )
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2013, 10:58:06 AM
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 10:58:23 AM
Cow TV to Luton :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Should really go and find hiss gaff soon......(see what I did there )
tunble:
Post by: Misty on July 06, 2013, 03:39:34 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 03:48:38 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2013, 03:54:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 04:00:47 PM
Still on a table in Nottingham... whistle:
evil: evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2013, 04:07:00 PM
Post by: Misty on July 06, 2013, 04:10:38 PM
Never mind Apey, I'm sure Misty will share her Nik Naks. whistle:
Hell no!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2013, 04:21:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
Have you tried Amazon Apey? whistle:
On BM's account......... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2013, 04:45:26 PM
Twiglets......... cloud9:
Nick is my friend......
Possibly a daft question but does Amazon still deliver to Cyprus?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dgrocery&field-keywords=twiglets (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dgrocery&field-keywords=twiglets)
That would give more space for Misty's Nik Naks which are far more important whistle:
There you go. :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 04:56:22 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 04:57:02 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2013, 04:58:34 PM
. . . he is the one who gives me scampi fries and frazzles .Best before June 2003
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 04:59:52 PM
. . . he is the one who gives me scampi fries and frazzles .Best before June 2003
About that ......... rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 05:00:39 PM
. . . he is the one who gives me scampi fries and frazzles .Best before June 2003
That is style of mate. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 05:02:06 PM
Send Foggy to the airport. I have just seen a ginger plane go past my window. Thumbs:
Tho the bars again........ whistle:
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 05:04:24 PM
Send Foggy to the airport. I have just seen a ginger plane go past my window. Thumbs:
Tho the bars again........ whistle:
I am not in a bar at tho mo. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on July 06, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 07:16:37 PM
Is he nearly there yet rubschin:
No...........he is delayed ........ noooo: the only flight not showing on the intermong is Nick's........... rubschin:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 06, 2013, 07:25:49 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Send Foggy to the airport. I have just seen a ginger plane go past my window. Thumbs:
Silly me redface:
He is coming on Squeezy Jet......does Nick own that airline? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2013, 09:58:55 PM
Will get BM to order some Thumbs:............the crazy thing is one of my bestest mates has the rights to import them here and does not ... Banghead he is the one who gives me scampi fries and frazzles ............so I could get them free..... evil:
Its not really worth him importing them if there is only one berk on the island who likes them. whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 05:37:05 AM
Post by: Just One More on July 07, 2013, 06:10:07 AM
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:45:10 AM
I did catch something on the news this morning about the UK finally gettig somebody out of the UK overnight. Apparently they've been trying for years whistle:
Why us...? sad24:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2013, 06:45:45 AM
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 07:55:39 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 08:14:59 AM
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 08:31:21 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
He is very quiet too quiet did you put something in the beer...... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 08:40:48 AM
I thought I was going to die sad24:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 08:41:09 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 08:42:18 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
It is all uphill on the way back. point:
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 08:42:53 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You did make it there then.... eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 08:43:32 AM
Shrugs:He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 08:44:32 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You did make it there then.... eeek:
Got a cab back but had forgotten my address redface:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 08:46:30 AM
Shrugs:He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
Apey & Foggy know where it is. A bright yellow Ford Cortina is parked opposite, everyone uses that car as a landmark. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 08:47:55 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2013, 08:48:13 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You did make it there then.... eeek:
Got a cab back but had forgotten my address redface:
Should have just given them BM's :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 08:48:35 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You did make it there then.... eeek:
Got a cab back but had forgotten my address redface:
happy001 I meant you made it to Cyprus last night as we had not heard from you...
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 08:51:01 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You did make it there then.... eeek:
Got a cab back but had forgotten my address redface:
Should have just given them BM's :thumbsup:
Go round for lunch, you say? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2013, 09:01:48 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 09:07:24 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You must have gone the wrong way....... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 09:08:18 AM
Only a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You did make it there then.... eeek:
Got a cab back but had forgotten my address redface:
Should have just given them BM's :thumbsup:
Go round for lunch, you say? rubschin:
Get a cab here! Thumbs:
How are you with babies...?
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 09:08:54 AM
No, I followed her destructions, likeOnly a ten minute walk to the harbour, says Foggy. evil:
I thought I was going to die sad24:
You must have gone the wrong way....... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 09:11:27 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
Is there free food........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 09:12:42 AM
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:13:21 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
Is there free food........ rubschin:
Yep. Thumbs:
Bring your wallet, you have to pay for the beer.
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 09:14:02 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
Is there free food........ rubschin:
Yep. Thumbs:
Bring your wallet, you have to pay for the beer.
eeek: Shocked:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:15:21 AM
I am thinking of renting a bike rubschin:
noooo: noooo:
Have you seen the standard of driving here?
4 wheels and a steel cage is the safest way of travelling about here. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 09:15:30 AM
I am thinking of renting a bike rubschin:
Travel insurance all sorted? whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 09:17:29 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 09:18:03 AM
I am thinking of renting a bike rubschin:
noooo: noooo:
Have you seen the standard of driving here?
4 wheels and a steel cage is the safest way of travelling about here. Thumbs:
And they charge nearly as much as a car......... noooo:
tenner a day bike ........15 a day for a car.........
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 09:20:16 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 09:22:26 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
I will try and raise the snoring one .....(awaits BM jokes)
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:43:26 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
I will try and raise the snoring one .....(awaits BM jokes)
Sham 69-Hurry up Harry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0Neo85Rj4#)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2013, 09:48:31 AM
He is here...... Thumbs: had a beer last night with him .......
Are you coming to The Fishing Shack today?
I will try and raise the snoring one .....(awaits BM jokes)
Sham 69-Hurry up Harry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0Neo85Rj4#)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 09:48:50 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:02:12 AM
Foggy says she is taking me shopping later cloud9:
She has a hangover......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 10:05:42 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:07:26 AM
Quelle surprise. I recall her telling me how cranberry juice cancels out vodka noooo:
She blames you........... point: she had to sit in the pub coz your flight was late..........
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2013, 10:08:38 AM
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 10:09:58 AM
Well obviously it is my fault. Always men's fault noooo:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 10:10:49 AM
Well obviously it is my fault. Always men's fault noooo:
Welcome to my werld... happy100
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:11:49 AM
Well obviously it is my fault. Always men's fault noooo:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
In fairness Nick was wanting another drink.......... whistle:
Post by: Misty on July 07, 2013, 10:15:44 AM
Well obviously it is my fault. Always men's fault noooo:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
In fairness Nick was wanting another drink.......... whistle:
and another..
Post by: Misty on July 07, 2013, 05:57:52 PM
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:01:41 PM
just realised, we spent the day in a bar then dropped him off, the last thing he said was he was going for a swim in the pool. scared2: has anyone heard from him?
eeek:
Moves €10 from left pocket to right pocket.... redface:
Post by: Pastis on July 07, 2013, 06:23:45 PM
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:25:33 PM
I got an OMPH text late afternoon eeek: ... prolly NickSick
Returns €10... evil:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 07:02:43 PM
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 07:04:44 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Returns €10... eveilgrin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 07:06:19 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Returns €10... eveilgrin:
Or the snakes got him........... rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 07:13:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 07:25:10 PM
Are we going to need Marley's services...... oh dear noooo: noooo:
Well he wants a car Monday.......... rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 07:34:07 PM
Are we going to need Marley's services...... oh dear noooo: noooo:
Well he wants a car Monday.......... rubschin:
That's a relief.... :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Not like last year, eh? noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:42:57 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Not like last year, eh? noooo:
Nope. noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2013, 09:45:12 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Not like last year, eh? noooo:
Nope. noooo:
Did the ginger shambles manage more than 4 pints?
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 10:03:57 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Not like last year, eh? noooo:
Nope. noooo:
Did the ginger shambles manage more than 4 pints?
Nope. noooo:
The gayer was drinking white wine out of a champagne flute. noooo:
I thought Tipsy had sent her eldest over.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2013, 10:06:38 PM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Not like last year, eh? noooo:
Nope. noooo:
Did the ginger shambles manage more than 4 pints?
Nope. noooo:
The gayer was drinking white wine out of a champagne flute. noooo:
I thought Tipsy had sent her eldest over.
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:07:31 PM
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 05:44:18 AM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 08, 2013, 06:19:46 AM
He is quiet tonight.......... rubschin: did Baldy get him back out ..... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
You shandy bastards cleared off very early.....I thought we were going on a session. noooo:
Not like last year, eh? noooo:
Nope. noooo:
Did the ginger shambles manage more than 4 pints?
Nope. noooo:
The gayer was drinking white wine out of a champagne flute. noooo:
I thought Tipsy had sent her eldest over.
happy001 happy001 happy001
Et tu brute? evil:
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2013, 06:51:25 AM
Wonder how Foggy is getting on with her new dildo rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 08, 2013, 06:53:20 AM
evil:
Wonder how Foggy is getting on with her new dildo rubschin:
She not with Apey anymore? eeek:
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 07:42:27 AM
evil:
Wonder how Foggy is getting on with her new dildo rubschin:
She not with Apey anymore? eeek:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2013, 07:45:21 AM
evil:
Wonder how Foggy is getting on with her new dildo rubschin:
She not with Apey anymore? eeek:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2013, 07:47:26 AM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 08, 2013, 05:16:04 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs20.postimg.org%2F6ovdwk2sp%2Fimage.jpg&hash=2c0f8e149f38680fe9dccd544089fa84ca4459b4) (http://postimg.org/image/6ovdwk2sp/)
Would you like the Oak or the Cedar both with silk linings, or would the 'green' product be more suitable . . . .
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2013, 05:40:41 PM
Secret sources reliably inform me that this is the menu at the "eatery" they are taking char067 to later in his stay! Looks interesting . . . . . eeek: rubschin: whistle:lol: lol: lol:
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Would you like the Oak or the Cedar both with silk linings, or would the 'green' product be more suitable . . . .
I'd definitely avoid the Gary Glitter dupiaza
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2013, 05:58:47 PM
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2013, 06:46:19 PM
Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only GeorgeAs seen in Pissouri:
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1194.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa369%2Ffurious555%2FSilvia%2520crash%2520in%2520pisouri%2F166061_3442974746902_1046597606_32518997_1025984656_n.jpg&hash=0ddbe50aa17f2dc65c3bb4f46107b2c0d3be654f)
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 06:55:43 PM
Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only GeorgeAs seen in Pissouri:
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1194.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa369%2Ffurious555%2FSilvia%2520crash%2520in%2520pisouri%2F166061_3442974746902_1046597606_32518997_1025984656_n.jpg&hash=0ddbe50aa17f2dc65c3bb4f46107b2c0d3be654f)
Near BM's new drain? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2013, 07:03:33 PM
lol: lol: lol:Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only GeorgeAs seen in Pissouri:
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1194.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa369%2Ffurious555%2FSilvia%2520crash%2520in%2520pisouri%2F166061_3442974746902_1046597606_32518997_1025984656_n.jpg&hash=0ddbe50aa17f2dc65c3bb4f46107b2c0d3be654f)
Near BM's new drain? rubschin:
worse a white Mini may have been involved
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
lol: lol: lol:Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only GeorgeAs seen in Pissouri:
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1194.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa369%2Ffurious555%2FSilvia%2520crash%2520in%2520pisouri%2F166061_3442974746902_1046597606_32518997_1025984656_n.jpg&hash=0ddbe50aa17f2dc65c3bb4f46107b2c0d3be654f)
Near BM's new drain? rubschin:
worse a white Mini may have been involved
The one that Nick was wearing? rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 08, 2013, 07:12:46 PM
lol: lol: lol:Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only GeorgeAs seen in Pissouri:
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1194.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa369%2Ffurious555%2FSilvia%2520crash%2520in%2520pisouri%2F166061_3442974746902_1046597606_32518997_1025984656_n.jpg&hash=0ddbe50aa17f2dc65c3bb4f46107b2c0d3be654f)
Near BM's new drain? rubschin:
worse a white Mini may have been involved
The one that Nick was wearing? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
Has he been converted? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2013, 07:22:09 PM
You ought to have popped in whistle:
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 07:28:04 PM
Different T shirt, same colour,.
You ought to have popped in whistle:
I could not pop in, I was off to see my eldest daughter.
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 08:19:33 PM
Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only George
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
Shocked:
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 08:36:57 PM
Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only George
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
Shocked:
Have you checked for goats in your pool?
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2013, 10:38:35 PM
Different T shirt, same colour,.
You ought to have popped in whistle:
I could not pop in, I was off to see my eldest daughter.
And you are barred ,,,,,,,, noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 05:19:47 AM
Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only George
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
Shocked:
Have you checked for goats in your pool?
No goats... noooo:
I can't believe he really found Pissouri... ::)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2013, 07:07:34 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 10:51:27 AM
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 11:25:49 AM
Got a text from Nick last night ...have you got a first aid kit...... eeek:
You'd think the ginger shambles would carry his own really... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 11:27:40 AM
Got a text from Nick last night ...have you got a first aid kit...... eeek:
You'd think the ginger shambles would carry his own really... noooo:
When can you get a pass .......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 11:32:19 AM
Got a text from Nick last night ...have you got a first aid kit...... eeek:
You'd think the ginger shambles would carry his own really... noooo:
When can you get a pass .......... rubschin:
I'm bizzy today now, out all day Thursday (some IT consultancy), Friday is baby's birthday and they leave Saturday evening (when I am going to see The Vox Beatles)... Collecting Emma from kennels on Sunday...
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 11:35:13 AM
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 11:45:06 AM
So tomorrow then.......... ::)
Or Monday...
I won't mention that it wasn't me that cancelled today.... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 11:48:05 AM
So tomorrow then.......... ::)
Or Monday...
I won't mention that it wasn't me that cancelled today.... whistle:
It was you........ cussing:
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 12:45:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 01:14:23 PM
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 01:35:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 01:36:13 PM
I seem to have a acquired a cat! (It's ginger)
Jim......... eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 02:08:25 PM
Have car thanks to Apey and Foggy and cash only George
Went out for a spin and ended up in Pissouri eeek:
Cash only coz he knows you now know Baldy............ noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 02:10:31 PM
Got a text from Nick last night ...have you got a first aid kit...... eeek:
You'd think the ginger shambles would carry his own really... noooo:
When can you get a pass .......... rubschin:
I'm bizzy today now, out all day Thursday (some IT consultancy), Friday is baby's birthday and they leave Saturday evening (when I am going to see The Vox Beatles)... Collecting Emma from kennels on Sunday...
A smug club beatles party......... rubschin: Nick has a car .......all crash at your gaff ...... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 02:16:29 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:24:51 PM
I saw Nick going into Apey & Foggy's bar at 9:45am eeek: (same T-shirt as yesterday though....the one covered on talcum powder noooo:)
A bit on his face, but a pile of talc on the T-shirt under his chin that came off in clouds each time he moved. Foggy was wetting herself:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fg4zselr9r%2F2013_07_07_17_51_12.jpg&hash=8e53c7d4597c39640d7235c3f214b846528a2871) (http://postimg.org/image/g4zselr9r/)
Apey had to have a go also. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fho86f4tlh%2F2013_07_07_17_57_07.jpg&hash=5916b79f0faa87141a07813265792e3d9c0f0105) (http://postimg.org/image/ho86f4tlh/)
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2013, 02:43:54 PM
Or stay at pirate's gaff.......... rubschin:
noooo: My place is on the posh side of the island...
Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:47:16 PM
Or stay at pirate's gaff.......... rubschin:
noooo: My place is on the posh side of the island...
Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...
Thass my job. Thumbs:
You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..) whistle:
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2013, 02:50:56 PM
Or stay at pirate's gaff.......... rubschin:
noooo: My place is on the posh side of the island...
Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...
Thass my job. Thumbs:
You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..) whistle:
Couple of Poles in the village are going to look at the roof. They did a good job on a nearby house - and cheap too. Waiting for a quote.
May try to repoint the walls meself like next time I'm out there...
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 03:09:13 PM
Or stay at pirate's gaff.......... rubschin:
noooo: My place is on the posh side of the island...
Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...
Thass my job. Thumbs:
You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..) whistle:
Couple of Poles in the village are going to look at the roof. They did a good job on a nearby house - and cheap too. Waiting for a quote.
May try to repoint the walls meself like next time I'm out there...
It is all about the materials used. Most use the cheapest shittiest stuff going so they can subsidies their wages. The job looks good for a short while, but they will blame the weather etc.. when it peels off 18 months later. noooo: I can have a look at the quote for you that they give you as long as they state what materials they plan on using and then give you a timeline of realistically how many months it will last. It is worth paying for the right stuff if you are planning on keeping the place. If you are selling then tosh it up and hope it sells VERY quickly. Thumbs:
Lime pointing is a job you should give to the Poles to do on the cheap. Thumbs: Have you ever werked with that stuff? If you have a go yourself wear gloves, overalls and a facemask at ALL times (not good in this weather). I tells ya let them do it, do not go anywhere near the shite....now banned in most EU countries and for a good reason. noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 03:20:39 PM
Got a text from Nick last night ...have you got a first aid kit...... eeek:
You'd think the ginger shambles would carry his own really... noooo:
When can you get a pass .......... rubschin:
I'm bizzy today now, out all day Thursday (some IT consultancy), Friday is baby's birthday and they leave Saturday evening (when I am going to see The Vox Beatles)... Collecting Emma from kennels on Sunday...
A smug club beatles party......... rubschin: Nick has a car .......all crash at your gaff ...... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 03:22:32 PM
I saw Nick going into Apey & Foggy's bar at 9:45am eeek: (same T-shirt as yesterday though....the one covered on talcum powder noooo:)
A bit on his face, but a pile of talc on the T-shirt under his chin that came off in clouds each time he moved. Foggy was wetting herself:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fg4zselr9r%2F2013_07_07_17_51_12.jpg&hash=8e53c7d4597c39640d7235c3f214b846528a2871) (http://postimg.org/image/g4zselr9r/)
Apey had to have a go also. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fho86f4tlh%2F2013_07_07_17_57_07.jpg&hash=5916b79f0faa87141a07813265792e3d9c0f0105) (http://postimg.org/image/ho86f4tlh/)
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:26:46 PM
Post by: Misty on July 09, 2013, 04:28:22 PM
evil:
point: point: point:
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 04:29:24 PM
evil:
Welcome to The Smug Club. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:30:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 04:31:38 PM
And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too noooo:
She is on her way .........running,............ noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:32:29 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 04:32:55 PM
And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too noooo:
A drink is not enough for Foggy. Some drinks is more her style.
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 04:34:03 PM
And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too noooo:
A drink is not enough for Foggy. Some drinks is more her style.
So true....... noooo:
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Or stay at pirate's gaff.......... rubschin:
noooo: My place is on the posh side of the island...
Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...
Thass my job. Thumbs:
You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..) whistle:
Couple of Poles in the village are going to look at the roof. They did a good job on a nearby house - and cheap too. Waiting for a quote.
May try to repoint the walls meself like next time I'm out there...
It is all about the materials used. Most use the cheapest shittiest stuff going so they can subsidies their wages. The job looks good for a short while, but they will blame the weather etc.. when it peels off 18 months later. noooo: I can have a look at the quote for you that they give you as long as they state what materials they plan on using and then give you a timeline of realistically how many months it will last. It is worth paying for the right stuff if you are planning on keeping the place. If you are selling then tosh it up and hope it sells VERY quickly. Thumbs:
Lime pointing is a job you should give to the Poles to do on the cheap. Thumbs: Have you ever werked with that stuff? If you have a go yourself wear gloves, overalls and a facemask at ALL times (not good in this weather). I tells ya let them do it, do not go anywhere near the shite....now banned in most EU countries and for a good reason. noooo: noooo:
The Poles are looking at the roof...so far as I know they will be using roof tiles that wont peel off... point:
You don't work for them fucking cowboys Weathershield do ya...Got ripped off by them 5 years ago...Bastards...
Anyhoo, they still use lime mortar in the UK to re-point old houses...lets em breathe and stops damp problems. I have a stone cottage which is over 100 years old located in a traditional agrotourism village. Gotta keep it looking right...
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 08:38:18 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 08:42:27 PM
LL won't mind......... whistle:
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 09:35:00 PM
Or stay at pirate's gaff.......... rubschin:
noooo: My place is on the posh side of the island...
Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...
Thass my job. Thumbs:
You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..) whistle:
Couple of Poles in the village are going to look at the roof. They did a good job on a nearby house - and cheap too. Waiting for a quote.
May try to repoint the walls meself like next time I'm out there...
It is all about the materials used. Most use the cheapest shittiest stuff going so they can subsidies their wages. The job looks good for a short while, but they will blame the weather etc.. when it peels off 18 months later. noooo: I can have a look at the quote for you that they give you as long as they state what materials they plan on using and then give you a timeline of realistically how many months it will last. It is worth paying for the right stuff if you are planning on keeping the place. If you are selling then tosh it up and hope it sells VERY quickly. Thumbs:
Lime pointing is a job you should give to the Poles to do on the cheap. Thumbs: Have you ever werked with that stuff? If you have a go yourself wear gloves, overalls and a facemask at ALL times (not good in this weather). I tells ya let them do it, do not go anywhere near the shite....now banned in most EU countries and for a good reason. noooo: noooo:
The Poles are looking at the roof...so far as I know they will be using roof tiles that wont peel off... point:
You don't work for them fucking cowboys Weathershield do ya...Got ripped off by them 5 years ago...Bastards...
Anyhoo, they still use lime mortar in the UK to re-point old houses...lets em breathe and stops damp problems. I have a stone cottage which is over 100 years old located in a traditional agrotourism village. Gotta keep it looking right...
Get the Poles to do the lime mortar:
http://www.heidelbergcement.com/NR/rdonlyres/FFC0A6FC-3318-4EA0-953A-4365B8D151A0/0/HealthandSafetydatasheetforHydratedLimeProductsv2.pdf (http://www.heidelbergcement.com/NR/rdonlyres/FFC0A6FC-3318-4EA0-953A-4365B8D151A0/0/HealthandSafetydatasheetforHydratedLimeProductsv2.pdf)
Do not touch the stuff, I werk with it and it is horrible.....it fecks you I tells ya. noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 11:47:33 AM
My pool pump packed up! evil:
...and he told me the 'funny' cat and coconut story..... noooo:
...and about the pope.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 12:02:19 PM
Nick has been here! eeek:
My pool pump packed up! evil:
...and he told me the 'funny' cat and coconut story..... noooo:
...and about the pope.... ::)
Any prezzies........ rubschin: did you give him my popcorn seasoning..... evil:
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 12:50:09 PM
Nick has been here! eeek:
My pool pump packed up! evil:
...and he told me the 'funny' cat and coconut story..... noooo:
...and about the pope.... ::)
Any prezzies........ rubschin: did you give him my popcorn seasoning..... evil:
I have tea bags-a-plenty.... cloud9:
...and popcorn seasoning.... redface:
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:12:15 PM
happ096 there is balance in the force Obi Wan
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 03:13:25 PM
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:21:30 PM
And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
You survived tho...? ::)
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 03:23:23 PM
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:24:25 PM
Near miss. He was on the phone ::)
Would have been your fault too.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:25:10 PM
And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
You survived tho...? ::)
BM's mate has a land rover......... rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 10, 2013, 03:27:03 PM
And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
You survived tho...? ::)
BM's mate has a land rover......... rubschin:
Hope he got his munny back.... ;)
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:28:18 PM
And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
You survived tho...? ::)
BM's mate has a land rover......... rubschin:
redface:
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 03:34:39 PM
happy001And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
You survived tho...? ::)
BM's mate has a land rover......... rubschin:
Hope he got his munny back.... ;)
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 04:56:01 PM
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 05:10:50 PM
I just told LL the Pope and coconut storey but she didn't get it.... noooo:
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Did she not stay to listen to his stories.......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 05:20:32 PM
I just told LL the Pope and coconut storey but she didn't get it.... noooo:
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Did she not stay to listen to his stories.......... rubschin:
I wish I hadn't.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 05:26:17 PM
I just told LL the Pope and coconut storey but she didn't get it.... noooo:
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Did she not stay to listen to his stories.......... rubschin:
I wish I hadn't.... noooo:
You didn't drink enough ........ noooo: I enjoy his stories......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 05:28:52 PM
I just told LL the Pope and coconut storey but she didn't get it.... noooo:
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Did she not stay to listen to his stories.......... rubschin:
I wish I hadn't.... noooo:
You didn't drink enough ........ noooo: I enjoy his stories......... rubschin:
But you are an mong... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 05:29:53 PM
I just told LL the Pope and coconut storey but she didn't get it.... noooo:
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Did she not stay to listen to his stories.......... rubschin:
I wish I hadn't.... noooo:
You didn't drink enough ........ noooo: I enjoy his stories......... rubschin:
But you are an mong... ::)
No , I'm allowed to drink........... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2013, 05:46:48 PM
And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Good job you were not on a bike then. Thumbs:
You can leave free drinks behind the bar as a thank you for our information. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 06:21:38 PM
I just told LL the Pope and coconut storey but she didn't get it.... noooo:
And she says that Nick looks like his avatart.... whistle:
Did she not stay to listen to his stories.......... rubschin:
I wish I hadn't.... noooo:
You didn't drink enough ........ noooo: I enjoy his stories......... rubschin:
But you are an mong... ::)
No , I'm allowed to drink........... Thumbs:
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 07:40:08 PM
And then I drove round a blind bend and was confronted with a Land Rover zooming towards me on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Good job you were not on a bike then. Thumbs:
You can leave free drinks behind the bar as a thank you for our information. Thumbs:
Pambis then......... Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2013, 07:44:15 PM
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2013, 01:42:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 02:06:35 PM
I have never had to use my car tooter so often noooo:
And you waited a bike...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 03:22:25 PM
Post by: boogs on July 11, 2013, 03:24:32 PM
I have never had to use my car tooter so often noooo:
Bet you enjoyed it... whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 03:26:59 PM
I have never had to use my car tooter so often noooo:
Because the one in the owld Sierra doesn't werk... ::)
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2013, 03:41:53 PM
I have never had to use my car tooter so often noooo:
I don't know why this came to mind...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fvrc7lcyy3%2Fnoddy.jpg&hash=ca21e5b017b0c65e61682d73c3abe521c13287c0) (http://postimg.org/image/vrc7lcyy3/)
...but it seemed apt.
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
I have never had to use my car tooter so often noooo:
I don't know why this came to mind...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fvrc7lcyy3%2Fnoddy.jpg&hash=ca21e5b017b0c65e61682d73c3abe521c13287c0) (http://postimg.org/image/vrc7lcyy3/)
...but it seemed apt.
I was thinking this Uncle...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-LiwzXNbSyUI%2FTrhWsu35PTI%2FAAAAAAAAC38%2F0rKsfjrxE_Q%2Fs1600%2Ftoad%252B1%252Bweb.jpg&hash=9c12f4829a333a5363955437a04294a57c253513)
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 03:49:06 PM
The Playmates - Beep Beep 45 rpm! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXSmej-F0Wc#ws)
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2013, 03:51:09 PM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 04:01:04 PM
Mr Toad :thumbsup:
The rental car is delivered.... whistle:
Mr. Toad sees a car for the first time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gl0f4wOvQU#)
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 04:04:14 PM
I have never had to use my car tooter so often noooo:
The Wind In The Willows: Toad's Motorcar (100th Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8ez0zkIiY#)
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 04:05:56 PM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
Is he coming to you Saturday...........or have we got got him .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 04:10:24 PM
Is he coming to you Saturday...........or have we got got him .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Will check tomorrow ............you could play with him Saturday ....we could have him Sunday.......... Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 11, 2013, 04:12:53 PM
Is he coming to you Saturday...........or have we got got him .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Will check tomorrow ............you could play with him Saturday ....we could have him Sunday.......... Thumbs:
Bless.... lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 04:14:35 PM
Is he coming to you Saturday...........or have we got got him .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Will check tomorrow ............you could play with him Saturday ....we could have him Sunday.......... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Although he'll be a shadow of his former self if he comes out with me on Saturday.... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 04:17:17 PM
Is he coming to you Saturday...........or have we got got him .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Will check tomorrow ............you could play with him Saturday ....we could have him Sunday.......... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Although he'll be a shadow of his former self if he comes out with me on Saturday.... whistle:
Shitting throw the eye of a needle after the home brew........... noooo:
Post by: Just One More on July 11, 2013, 05:20:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 05:22:35 PM
Start a new "Nick needs a holiday to recover from his holiday" thread you say rubschin:
rubschin: maybe ..........
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2013, 05:36:31 PM
Or is he a smugger forever now?
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2013, 06:55:01 PM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 06:58:49 PM
I have accepted LL'skind invite to stay over on Saturdayfree ticket for the show on Saturday eyes:
::)
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2013, 07:00:00 PM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 07:00:45 PM
And she is going to feed me with yummy food too cloud9:
Indeed... Thumbs:
noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2013, 07:12:29 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.memegenerator.net%2Finstances%2F250x250%2F37029666.jpg&hash=1c35b48841d48b000ca279c801b162aecbea0bc1)
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2013, 07:13:05 PM
Is this a case of
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
And she is going to feed me with yummy food too cloud9:
Indeed... Thumbs:
noooo:
sad32: sad32:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2013, 08:24:14 PM
I have accepted LL's kind invite to stay over on Saturday eyes:
Where will BM sleep ? rubschin:
Post by: Pirate on July 11, 2013, 08:48:49 PM
I have accepted LL's kind invite to stay over on Saturday eyes:
Where will BM sleep ? rubschin:
I think Nick will be sleeping in your bed...Didn't leave anything under the pillow did you...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2013, 08:50:05 PM
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
Post by: Pirate on July 11, 2013, 08:58:32 PM
Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
Shocked: You and Misty...in the same bed... eyes:
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2013, 09:39:01 PM
Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
His mind? rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2013, 09:56:25 PM
Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2013, 10:02:53 PM
Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2013, 10:07:44 PM
Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2013, 10:09:16 PM
Well obviously, that goes without saying. whistle:Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2013, 10:12:45 PM
Well obviously, that goes without saying. whistle:Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2013, 10:15:59 PM
shutup:Well obviously, that goes without saying. whistle:Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2013, 10:16:40 PM
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
eeek:
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2013, 10:25:44 PM
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
eeek:
Apey's fault. noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2013, 10:31:51 PM
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
eeek:
Apey's fault. noooo:
For some reason that reminds me of my shock some years back when I became convinced my daughter was rummaging through the office software drawer looking for a porno disc.
"I can't find the Dragon-Dick Tate CD anywhere"
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2013, 10:35:02 PM
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
eeek:
Apey's fault. noooo:
For some reason that reminds me of my shock some years back when I became convinced my daughter was rummaging through the office software drawer looking for a porno disc.
"I can't find the Dragon-Dick Tate CD anywhere"
drumroll:
Did she find it?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2013, 10:40:28 PM
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
eeek:
Apey's fault. noooo:
For some reason that reminds me of my shock some years back when I became convinced my daughter was rummaging through the office software drawer looking for a porno disc.
"I can't find the Dragon-Dick Tate CD anywhere"
drumroll:
Did she find it?
My memory isn't that good. redface:
Taking her aggregate success rate in such matters, no. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 11:29:29 PM
Well obviously, that goes without saying. whistle:Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
cussing:
Post by: Misty on July 11, 2013, 11:45:34 PM
Well obviously, that goes without saying. whistle:Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
I'm not even going to comment your post you bald fuckwit twatface. ::)
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2013, 05:01:08 AM
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 05:14:49 AM
Well obviously, that goes without saying. whistle:Nick in the bed that me and Miss T slept in eeek:
What could possibly go wrong whistle:
We have to assume they've changed the sheets since.
What about the chocolate on the pillow?
Blame Apey. noooo:
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
I'm not even going to comment your post you bald fuckwit twatface. ::)
But you did. ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2013, 01:49:25 PM
Post by: boogs on July 12, 2013, 02:09:45 PM
Foggy has gone somewhat slack over the years. noooo:
eeek:
Apey's fault. noooo:
For some reason that reminds me of my shock some years back when I became convinced my daughter was rummaging through the office software drawer looking for a porno disc.
"I can't find the Dragon-Dick Tate CD anywhere"
eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2013, 04:58:48 PM
Got a free day Saturday .........should Baldy n I take him on a pub crawl...... rubschin:
BM and LL are taking me to see The Beatles ( ::))
I have to take my own food though noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2013, 11:02:11 PM
Got a free day Saturday .........should Baldy n I take him on a pub crawl...... rubschin:
BM and LL are taking me to see The Beatles ( ::))
I have to take my own food though noooo:
Don't have pizza ...he burns it.......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 05:19:31 AM
Got a free day Saturday .........should Baldy n I take him on a pub crawl...... rubschin:
BM and LL are taking me to see The Beatles ( ::))
I have to take my own food though noooo:
Don't have pizza ...he burns it.......... noooo:
We burnt it! cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 12:37:25 PM
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 12:48:26 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 12:50:52 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 12:56:20 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 12:59:12 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 01:07:23 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 01:10:52 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
Coz Sunday is fishing shack day....... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 01:18:40 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
Coz Sunday is fishing shack day....... Thumbs:
The love shack you say...? whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 01:21:18 PM
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 01:32:22 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 02:31:53 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
I think I forgot it tomorrow......... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 02:38:34 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
I got sweet FA for breekie n Miss T had cold burnt pizza...... evil:
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 02:44:20 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
I got sweet FA for breekie n Miss T had cold burnt pizza...... evil:
Do you mean to tell us that poor gerl has been slaving away and all you provide for her is cold burnt pizza.... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 02:46:39 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
I got sweet FA for breekie n Miss T had cold burnt pizza...... evil:
Do you mean to tell us that poor gerl has been slaving away and all you provide for her is cold burnt pizza.... whistle:
I meant at BM towers ........ ::)
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 02:55:43 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
I got sweet FA for breekie n Miss T had cold burnt pizza...... evil:
Do you mean to tell us that poor gerl has been slaving away and all you provide for her is cold burnt pizza.... whistle:
I meant at BM towers ........ ::)
redface: Sorry I thought you were talking about the shops being closed ... It has been a long day and it is too hot...
'I am going slightly mad' earworm started now.... redface:
Post by: Misty on July 13, 2013, 03:32:19 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
I got sweet FA for breekie n Miss T had cold burnt pizza...... evil:
Do you mean to tell us that poor gerl has been slaving away and all you provide for her is cold burnt pizza.... whistle:
I meant at BM towers ........ ::)
redface: Sorry I thought you were talking about the shops being closed ... It has been a long day and it is too hot...
'I am going slightly mad' earworm started now.... redface:
pathead: ahh petal. chillax now.
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 03:35:57 PM
He has gone quiet......... scared2:
He'll be too pissed to go to the show problee... ::)
Take the choccy off the pillow......... Thumbs:
I've eaten it... redface:
What time you giving him back on Sunday..... rubschin:
We have eggs 'n' bacon lined up for the morning... I need to collect the dog from kennels at 11...
Whenever he wants really.... Perhaps he won't want to leave.... scared2:
I got sweet FA for breekie n Miss T had cold burnt pizza...... evil:
Do you mean to tell us that poor gerl has been slaving away and all you provide for her is cold burnt pizza.... whistle:
I meant at BM towers ........ ::)
redface: Sorry I thought you were talking about the shops being closed ... It has been a long day and it is too hot...
'I am going slightly mad' earworm started now.... redface:
pathead: ahh petal. chillax now.
I need some of this bond:
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 05:36:40 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
I think I forgot it tomorrow......... rubschin:
Nothing like planning ahead. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 05:38:32 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
I think I forgot it tomorrow......... rubschin:
Nothing like planning ahead. noooo:
Thumbs: a carlsberg please........
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 05:40:05 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
I think I forgot it tomorrow......... rubschin:
Nothing like planning ahead. noooo:
Thumbs: a carlsberg please........
Feck off. cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 05:43:46 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
I think I forgot it tomorrow......... rubschin:
Nothing like planning ahead. noooo:
Thumbs: a carlsberg please........
Feck off. cussing:
I'll buy you 1 back in Pambis...... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 05:47:35 PM
Yeah, I love it coz I get free tucker......... Thumbs:
What was that noise...? Oh, it was just your wallet squeaking...::)
I think I forgot it tomorrow......... rubschin:
Nothing like planning ahead. noooo:
Thumbs: a carlsberg please........
Feck off. cussing:
I'll buy you 1 back in Pambis...... Thumbs:
Finger:
After the drugs raid?
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 05:48:42 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 05:51:43 PM
Nick bought drugs.......... eeek:
Nope. whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
What can possibly go wrong?
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Baldy has advised me where to hire a speedboat tomorrow cloud9:
What can possibly go wrong?
Miss T can drive...... Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 14, 2013, 04:26:41 PM
Baldy has advised me where to hire a speedboat tomorrow cloud9:
What can possibly go wrong?
Nooooooo noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2013, 04:41:16 PM
Baldy has advised me where to hire a speedboat tomorrow cloud9:
What can possibly go wrong?
doh:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2013, 05:33:14 PM
eeek:
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Post by: Barman on July 14, 2013, 05:36:56 PM
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2013, 05:38:12 PM
Post by: Pirate on July 14, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2013, 07:40:09 PM
I've watched that 20 times now and it doesn't look as if it was staged or contrived...
Nope. Nick was driving. noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2013, 10:05:31 PM
After a little bit of banter they stated that they were sisters.
Me: " I thought you were a couple of rug munchers" redface:
The better looking one : " We have been called lesbians before, you are not the first"
Thank fook for that or I might have got a right hook. noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 05:36:42 AM
Anyhoo, Mr Speedboat? Meet Mr Nick eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 05:55:53 AM
point:
Anyhoo, Mr Speedboat? Meet Mr Nick eveilgrin:
scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 06:19:05 AM
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 06:22:48 AM
It seems to be National Sounding Sirens Day rubschin:
They've been warned about the speedboat thing.... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 09:04:16 AM
So this avro when Nick, Foggy Apey & myself were out, a couple of gerls came in the pub from Oz.
After a little bit of banter they stated that they were sisters.
Me: " I thought you were a couple of rug munchers" redface:
The better looking one : " We have been called lesbians before, you are not the first"
Thank fook for that or I might have got a right hook. noooo:
You also made a comment about their boobs..........shortly before they left........ rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2013, 09:21:48 AM
From the Women for Dummies guide:
"never make it obvious you are fixated by their boobs "
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2013, 09:28:17 AM
So this avro when Nick, Foggy Apey & myself were out, a couple of gerls came in the pub from Oz.
After a little bit of banter they stated that they were sisters.
Me: " I thought you were a couple of rug munchers" redface:
The better looking one : " We have been called lesbians before, you are not the first"
Thank fook for that or I might have got a right hook. noooo:
You also made a comment about their boobs..........shortly before they left........ rubschin:
That was part of the "you do not look like sisters, did your mother change milkmen after the first one was born?"
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 09:33:40 AM
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2013, 09:35:09 AM
A text comes in..........speed-boating is fun....... scared2:
Ohhh Noes scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 09:36:39 AM
Post by: Misty on July 15, 2013, 12:10:29 PM
If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin: may not get anymore text....
PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again. noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2013, 12:17:20 PM
but I digress, is Nick overdue reporting his position then?
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 12:18:56 PM
If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin: may not get anymore text....
PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again. noooo:
I thought you were going to drive... why did you let him out on his own...? noooo:
Post by: Misty on July 15, 2013, 12:21:50 PM
If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin: may not get anymore text....
PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again. noooo:
I thought you were going to drive... why did you let him out on his own...? noooo:
wasn't invited sad24: I gave him directions to the blue lagoon and told him to follow the coastline and if he got as far as the big rocks at sea he had gone too far out. He nodded, had aother beer and..........well I don't know now.
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 12:23:53 PM
If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin: may not get anymore text....
PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again. noooo:
I thought you were going to drive... why did you let him out on his own...? noooo:
wasn't invited sad24: I gave him directions to the blue lagoon and told him to follow the coastline and if he got as far as the big rocks at sea he had gone too far out. He nodded, had aother beer and..........well I don't know now.
Lost at sea... it is what he would have wanted like... sad24:
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 01:16:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 01:23:01 PM
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2013, 01:35:21 PM
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 02:18:51 PM
It's the doppelgänger !
Thass easy for you to say! ;D
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 02:20:07 PM
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Anyone willing to catch fire to get the shot they want is obviously
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2364042/Daredevil-photographer-proves-far-perfect-shot-shoes-tripod-set-alight-volcano-lava-flow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2364042/Daredevil-photographer-proves-far-perfect-shot-shoes-tripod-set-alight-volcano-lava-flow.html)
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
LOLIt's the doppelgänger !
Thass easy for you to say! ;D
Not really, couldn't even spoll it to be honest but with Tapatalk the phone spollcheckercorrectermatic sorts it
Most times
So I have been taken over by a computer. A turn for the better it hears you cry.
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 05:37:53 PM
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 05:38:43 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2013, 05:56:08 PM
Was a bit worried earlier .........a guy drowned in Paphos today (serious mode) but turns out just an idiot who went swimming where you are not allowed ...there are signs in English ,Greek and Russian .......and a huge red flag.... noooo:
Athos from The Fishing Shack told me ages ago... "Never swim in the sea between the lighthouse to Coral Bay". I guess it was Venus beach or 'Banana Bay'. Every year loads of people drown up that stretch. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 06:49:44 PM
Was a bit worried earlier .........a guy drowned in Paphos today (serious mode) but turns out just an idiot who went swimming where you are not allowed ...there are signs in English ,Greek and Russian .......and a huge red flag.... noooo:
Athos from The Fishing Shack told me ages ago... "Never swim in the sea between the lighthouse to Coral Bay". I guess it was Venus beach or 'Banana Bay'. Every year loads of people drown up that stretch. noooo:
Yep......... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 09:41:24 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2013, 09:43:20 PM
He is going to the beach tomorrow......... Thumbs:
Did you give him directions to Venus Beach? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 09:44:01 PM
He is going to the beach tomorrow......... Thumbs:
Did you give him directions to Venus Beach? rubschin:
;D ;D
Post by: Misty on July 15, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
sandy beach so he can exfoliate his feets
rustic seafront bar ( with peacocks, pigs, geese and puppies roaming free)
Introduction to mental Chris, the legend of Paphos. weird little restaurant. :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 10:33:23 PM
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 07:28:47 AM
we are kidnapping him tomorrow and taking him to our favourite places.
sandy beach so he can exfoliate his feets
rustic seafront bar ( with peacocks, pigs, geese and puppies roaming free)
Introduction to mental Chris, the legend of Paphos. weird little restaurant. :thumbsup:
Thass where I met you and Apey... cloud9:
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2013, 07:47:41 AM
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2013, 08:14:56 AM
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 08:29:01 AM
I am preparing meself, like
White tee-shirt wiv stains down the front, deck shoes and those... 'trousers'...? ::)
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 08:29:27 AM
Apey pointed out their vehicle last night. Clown car basically noooo: noooo: Sound the horn and the doors fall off
Like your owld Sierra! Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2013, 10:51:41 AM
Place your bets now folks, how many of these places will they be banned from going back to... whistle:
eeek: I never thought of that. One of them is where I work........ rubschin: maybe a rethink.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 11:04:55 AM
Place your bets now folks, how many of these places will they be banned from going back to... whistle:
eeek: I never thought of that. One of them is where I work........ rubschin: maybe a rethink.
Shame the motorway is closed or you could come over this way like.... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2013, 11:08:51 AM
Place your bets now folks, how many of these places will they be banned from going back to... whistle:
eeek: I never thought of that. One of them is where I work........ rubschin: maybe a rethink.
Shame the motorway is closed or you could come over this way like.... whistle:
evil:
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2013, 11:15:49 AM
Place your bets now folks, how many of these places will they be banned from going back to... whistle:
eeek: I never thought of that. One of them is where I work........ rubschin: maybe a rethink.
Shame the motorway is closed or you could come over this way like.... whistle:
was it you that closed it? I bet you nicked a few of JOM's traffic cones first thing this morning didn't you?
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 11:26:11 AM
Place your bets now folks, how many of these places will they be banned from going back to... whistle:
eeek: I never thought of that. One of them is where I work........ rubschin: maybe a rethink.
Shame the motorway is closed or you could come over this way like.... whistle:
was it you that closed it? I bet you nicked a few of JOM's traffic cones first thing this morning didn't you?
redface:
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2013, 04:56:43 PM
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 06:36:12 PM
Oi! I had a buyer for those cussing:
Too slow! point:
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2013, 08:55:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2013, 09:12:42 PM
most amazing day!!!! beer on the beach, played with piglets, kittens and a stray goat that got into the bar, sunbathing, swimming in the sea, fresh fish straight off the boat but even with discount, very expensive, sorry Nick noooo:, proper , rustic cyprus day. finished with a few brandies. Thumbs:
And no charts ................serious one of the best days of this year .........(and Nick was there)............ rubschin:
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 10:46:13 PM
most amazing day!!!! beer on the beach, played with piglets, kittens and a stray goat that got into the bar, sunbathing, swimming in the sea, fresh fish straight off the boat but even with discount, very expensive, sorry Nick noooo:, proper , rustic cyprus day. finished with a few brandies. Thumbs:
And no charts ................serious one of the best days of this year .........(and Nick was there)............ rubschin:
Sounds wonderful you lucky guys ..... :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2013, 10:57:01 PM
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2013, 11:10:27 PM
most amazing day!!!! beer on the beach, played with piglets, kittens and a stray goat that got into the bar, sunbathing, swimming in the sea, fresh fish straight off the boat but even with discount, very expensive, sorry Nick noooo:, proper , rustic cyprus day. finished with a few brandies. Thumbs:
And no charts ................serious one of the best days of this year .........(and Nick was there)............ rubschin:
Sounds wonderful you lucky guys ..... :thumbsup:
it was amazin!!!! the owner of the bar seriously offered me a free piglet! I love the lack of health n safety here. true cyprus day. :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 11:19:23 PM
most amazing day!!!! beer on the beach, played with piglets, kittens and a stray goat that got into the bar, sunbathing, swimming in the sea, fresh fish straight off the boat but even with discount, very expensive, sorry Nick noooo:, proper , rustic cyprus day. finished with a few brandies. Thumbs:
And no charts ................serious one of the best days of this year .........(and Nick was there)............ rubschin:
Sounds wonderful you lucky guys ..... :thumbsup:
it was amazin!!!! the owner of the bar seriously offered me a free piglet! I love the lack of health n safety here. true cyprus day. :thumbsup:
Did he offer it to Apey in return for you? rubschin:
Seems a fair swap. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 05:50:54 AM
most amazing day!!!! beer on the beach, played with piglets, kittens and a stray goat that got into the bar, sunbathing, swimming in the sea, fresh fish straight off the boat but even with discount, very expensive, sorry Nick noooo:, proper , rustic cyprus day. finished with a few brandies. Thumbs:
And no charts ................serious one of the best days of this year .........(and Nick was there)............ rubschin:
Sounds wonderful you lucky guys ..... :thumbsup:
it was amazin!!!! the owner of the bar seriously offered me a free piglet! I love the lack of health n safety here. true cyprus day. :thumbsup:
Did he offer it to Apey in return for you? rubschin:
Seems a fair swap. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Glad you had a great day guys! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2013, 06:31:17 AM
And to cap it all The Organist turned up having been relieved of his wallet by a laydee of the night noooo:
Goodness knows what Mrs The Organist makes of these goings on noooo:
surrender: surrender:
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2013, 07:52:47 AM
omph NickSick NickSick
And to cap it all The Organist turned up having been relieved of his wallet by a laydee of the night noooo:
Goodness knows what Mrs The Organist makes of these goings on noooo:
surrender: surrender:
lol: lol: lol:
Mrs The Organist seems to take it in her stride. She is just looking for an EU passport. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 10:12:37 AM
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 10:13:46 AM
It has been fun.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Are you encouraging him to come back then..... eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 10:14:48 AM
It has been fun.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Are you encouraging him to come back then..... eeek:
Yeah.........he can stay at BM towers........ Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 10:15:39 AM
I will miss him. sad24:
happy100 did he play nicely yesterday .... sounds like you had a lovely day :thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 10:23:49 AM
I will miss him. sad24:
happy100 did he play nicely yesterday .... sounds like you had a lovely day :thumbsup:
he did. I think we may have broken him though. He wanted to go home about 3 hours before we let him. Apey did book his taxi to the airport before it got too messy. :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 10:27:29 AM
I will miss him. sad24:
happy100 did he play nicely yesterday .... sounds like you had a lovely day :thumbsup:
he did. I think we may have broken him though. He wanted to go home about 3 hours before we let him. Apey did book his taxi to the airport before it got too messy. :thumbsup:
Bless him hope he gets home in one piece .... and he finds the decking has survived.... ::)
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2013, 10:45:52 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 10:57:25 AM
Paphos Airport :thumbsup:
Have a beer........ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 11:02:49 AM
Paphos Airport :thumbsup:
Have a beer........ Thumbs:
^^^ wot he says ^^^
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 11:07:39 AM
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 11:08:54 AM
Wonder if he get his fags........... rubschin:
he'll prolly forget... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 11:10:15 AM
Wonder if he get his fags........... rubschin:
he'll prolly forget... ::)
He nearly took a midget pig......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2013, 11:12:47 AM
Asked uniformed wumman at bus station which was the bus back to Paradise Gardens.
This one, she pointed.
I was halfway to Coral Bay before I realised she was a half wit evil:
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 11:13:22 AM
Wonder if he get his fags........... rubschin:
he'll prolly forget... ::)
He nearly took a midget pig......... noooo:
shutup:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 11:16:39 AM
Went to Paphos earlier for fag supplies :thumbsup:
Asked uniformed wumman at bus station which was the bus back to Paradise Gardens.
This one, she pointed.
I was halfway to Coral Bay before I realised she was a half wit evil:
A nurse...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 11:17:53 AM
Went to Paphos earlier for fag supplies :thumbsup:
Asked uniformed wumman at bus station which was the bus back to Paradise Gardens.
This one, she pointed.
I was halfway to Coral Bay before I realised she was a half wit evil:
What was the other half...?
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2013, 11:21:31 AM
Foggy chats with her dinner
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 11:23:44 AM
Went to Paphos earlier for fag supplies :thumbsup:
Asked uniformed wumman at bus station which was the bus back to Paradise Gardens.
This one, she pointed.
I was halfway to Coral Bay before I realised she was a half wit evil:
What was the other half...?
That bus does stop right by your apartment....... noooo:
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 11:26:02 AM
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Foggy chats with her dinner
my goat cloud9:
Also, Apey is a mong. he got confused, you were on the wrong bus. ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 11:27:45 AM
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 11:31:10 AM
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Foggy chats with her dinner
Quote from: Nick
DEar Santa,
foR Christmas this year can I please have a camera that werks...?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 12:18:37 PM
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Foggy chats with her dinnerQuote from: NickDEar Santa,
foR Christmas this year can I please have a camera that werks...?
Or A couRSE on how to cLEAN The lENs. whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 12:19:16 PM
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Foggy chats with her dinnerQuote from: NickDEar Santa,
foR Christmas this year can I please have a camera that werks...?
Or A couRSE on how to cLEAN The lENs. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 01:28:02 PM
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 01:32:12 PM
Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:
And twenty gallons of after-sun.... Sunburn:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 01:35:22 PM
Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:
And twenty gallons of after-sun.... Sunburn:
He did look a little bit red....... rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 01:44:54 PM
Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:
And twenty gallons of after-sun.... Sunburn:
He did look a little bit red....... rubschin:
He'd be yellow if he needed a liver. ::)
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 01:47:50 PM
Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:
And twenty gallons of after-sun.... Sunburn:
He did look a little bit red....... rubschin:
He'd be yellow if he needed a liver. ::)
drumroll:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 04:41:11 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 04:45:25 PM
He is back in luton yet.......... rubschin:He is?
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 05:06:32 PM
He is back in luton yet.......... rubschin:He is?
KO....... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2013, 05:33:13 PM
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Foggy chats with her dinner
So why is your lense steamed up? rubschin:
Foggy or the goat?
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2013, 09:11:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2013, 09:22:30 PM
It is all over noooo:
I need more twiglets........ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 06:43:52 AM
It is all over noooo:
I need more twiglets........ Thumbs:
I need more tea bags! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 07:03:34 AM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:17:43 AM
I need a holiday evil:
Avoid the court case you say...? whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 08:22:06 AM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:25:59 AM
Nice MILF on the flight back. Nervous flyer. She held my hand most of the way. cloud9:
I bet she is posting somewhere on the Interweb right now...
"Ginger pervert held my hand all the way back - pretended he was a nervous flyer"
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 08:26:53 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 09:05:24 AM
Nice MILF on the flight back. Nervous flyer. She held my hand most of the way. cloud9:
I bet she is posting somewhere on the Interweb right now...
"Ginger pervert held my hand all the way back - pretended he was a nervous flyer"
Signed
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 09:07:02 AM
Nice MILF on the flight back. Nervous flyer. She held my hand most of the way. cloud9:
I bet she is posting somewhere on the Interweb right now...
"Ginger pervert held my hand all the way back - pretended he was a nervous flyer"
SignedSimonSimone
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 09:07:15 AM
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 09:08:16 AM
cussing: cussing:
point:
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2013, 09:11:13 AM
I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 09:13:28 AM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 09:15:44 AM
I am in his patch in a couple of weeks rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 09:23:33 AM
drumroll: drumroll:I am in his patch in a couple of weeks rubschin:
drumroll:
Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 09:44:05 AM
drumroll: drumroll:I am in his patch in a couple of weeks rubschin:
drumroll:
Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.
And leaving large machinery across the entrance for security purposes...?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 09:58:04 AM
drumroll: drumroll:I am in his patch in a couple of weeks rubschin:
drumroll:
Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.
And leaving large machinery across the entrance for security purposes...?
And tree trunks...
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 10:01:21 AM
drumroll: drumroll:I am in his patch in a couple of weeks rubschin:
drumroll:
Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.
And leaving large machinery across the entrance for security purposes...?
And tree trunks...
Are you listening Tipsy...? whistle:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 11:34:45 AM
I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 11:38:55 AM
I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
Possible ,,,,,on CDWM one bloke was a farmer and put beetroot in every course inc beetroot ice cream ........amazingly they all loved it........ Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 11:40:51 AM
I can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 11:42:16 AM
I can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 11:43:22 AM
Thumbs: NaturallyI can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2013, 11:56:47 AM
I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
Possible ,,,,,on CDWM one bloke was a farmer and put beetroot in every course inc beetroot ice cream ........amazingly they all loved it........ Thumbs:
I've not seen that one, but I remember the tight sod who had marmalade in every course. He openly admitted that if he was going out with a girl that when it came close to her birthday he would ditch them, "cos you have to buy a card.... and a present... and get a meal.... and drinks" and it costs money. The best one ever for me
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 12:14:57 PM
Thumbs: NaturallyI can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on. I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.
I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation. Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2013, 12:29:14 PM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 12:30:43 PM
Thumbs: NaturallyI can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on. I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.
I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation. Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
sad24:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
It's a deal :thumbsup:Thumbs: NaturallyI can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on. I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.
I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation. Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Thank goodness for this PM facility ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 12:53:12 PM
It's a deal :thumbsup:Thumbs: NaturallyI can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on. I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.
I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation. Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Thank goodness for this PM facility ;D
Oopsy. redface: redface:
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2013, 12:55:23 PM
DS could extoll the aerobic benefits of turnip picking and the opportunity to learn interesting new skills from the Romanian co-pickers
Have the wild bitches set up a brothel eeek:
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2013, 12:57:06 PM
with 25% commission for DSDS could extoll the aerobic benefits of turnip picking and the opportunity to learn interesting new skills from the Romanian co-pickers
Have the wild bitches set up a brothel eeek:
and BOGOF offers for . . . . . .
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 01:00:13 PM
It's a deal :thumbsup:Thumbs: NaturallyI can see you are keen to invest. :thumbsup:I need a holiday evil::thumbsup: one holiday is never enough
I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays
There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map. Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only. Turnip ice cream, yoghurt and chutney. Turnip cake, pickled turnips. The list is endless. cloud9:
BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.
Independent like.... angel1
Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on. I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.
I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation. Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Thank goodness for this PM facility ;D
Oopsy. redface: redface:
cussing:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 01:11:29 PM
My lovely thread sad24:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 01:16:21 PM
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 01:17:47 PM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 01:18:33 PM
Next time eeek: Shocked:
When you run out of fags! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 01:22:00 PM
Next time eeek: Shocked:
When you run out of fags! Thumbs:
I need twiglets........ Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 01:23:31 PM
Criminal ex pats
Keo
Tiny pigs
Escaped goats
Insane drivers
Zombies dancing
Keo
Deadly snakes
Chavs
Sunburn
Bees
Liver damage
Baldy eeek: ("I thought you were rug munchers" etc)
The Organist
Sausage rolls and Lidl beer for a treat ::)
I should get a job with the tourist board (Awful Truth section)
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 01:37:02 PM
Cyprus summarised:
Criminal ex pats
Keo
Tiny pigs
Escaped goats
Insane drivers
Zombies dancing
Keo
Deadly snakes
Chavs
Sunburn
Bees
Liver damage
Baldy eeek: ("I thought you were rug munchers" etc)
The Organist
Sausage rolls and Lidl beer for a treat ::)
I should get a job with the tourist board (Awful Truth section)
You forgot cheap fags! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 01:44:49 PM
Cyprus summarised:
Criminal ex pats
Keo
Tiny pigs
Escaped goats
Insane drivers
Zombies dancing
Keo
Deadly snakes
Chavs
Sunburn
Bees
Liver damage
Baldy eeek: ("I thought you were rug munchers" etc)
The Organist
Sausage rolls and Lidl beer for a treat ::)
I should get a job with the tourist board (Awful Truth section)
You forgot cheap fags! Thumbs:
And a few Keos ...... Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on July 18, 2013, 02:52:47 PM
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 02:53:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 03:09:37 PM
NickSick
They weren't that big......... noooo:
Post by: Misty on July 18, 2013, 03:13:04 PM
NickSick
They weren't that big......... noooo:
In fairness, I went behind the bar and poured the last ones, so they prolly were. redface:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 03:14:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 03:18:45 PM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 03:18:56 PM
and very large breasts. :thumbsup:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 03:36:34 PM
Also just seen "cash only " George the car rental bloke ......he said Nick was a very nice ..."is he a friend of yours ?"......... evil:
cloud9: point:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 03:40:40 PM
Also just seen "cash only " George the car rental bloke ......he said Nick was a very nice ..."is he a friend of yours ?"......... evil:
cloud9: point:
What a cheeky bar-steward................. noooo:
I think he meant the age gap.......... whistle:
Post by: Misty on July 18, 2013, 03:42:59 PM
and very large breasts. :thumbsup:
whistle:
::)
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:04:07 PM
One good blow and she'd fly in the air
shutup:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:12:04 PM
Post by: Misty on July 18, 2013, 04:25:16 PM
One good blow and she'd fly in the air
shutup:
Spank2:
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 08:09:15 AM
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 11:59:37 AM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 12:01:36 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 12:40:56 PM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 12:42:02 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 12:44:48 PM
Linky please............
Will get it tomorrow ..working there....... Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on August 10, 2014, 12:53:17 PM
Apey is an mong. ::)
Gorgeous hotel, really bringing their prices down this year. I have a wedding there tomorrow its bootiful. private beach n stuff. Thumbs: Actually if you want a room mate...... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 12:54:12 PM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 12:57:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 12:59:46 PM
A week's B&B in December shows as 5600 Euros evil: evil: evil:
I told you I will speak to them tomorrow........they are doing deals ........Miss T is a mong........ noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 01:02:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 01:10:31 PM
Good lad :thumbsup: Aren't you coming over for somelamb to the slaughterwedding here soon?
evil:
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 01:14:18 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2014, 02:08:49 PM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 02:10:15 PM
Post by: Misty on August 10, 2014, 03:46:03 PM
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 03:52:53 PM
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 03:55:34 PM
angel1Misty returns :thumbsup:
We woz thinking it was something we'd said
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 10, 2014, 07:14:53 PM
angel1
Naga chiles keep her quiet for a while
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 08:30:04 PM
angel1
Naga chiles keep her quiet for a while
Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2014, 08:50:34 PM
She is a bad gerl noooo:
That would still make her the voice of reason where you and Apey are concerned. whistle: