The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 09:03:00 PM
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
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Goats cloud9:
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I do not sell blow up ones. noooo:
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
I hope misty will be there to supervise..... ::)
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
I hope misty will be there to supervise..... ::)
I'm not superwoman. eeek: there's only so much I can do. I will make sure Nick has all his emergency numbers, his address written on his hand and an extra box of condoms.
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
I hope misty will be there to supervise..... ::)
I'm not superwoman. eeek: there's only so much I can do. I will make sure Nick has all his emergency numbers, his address written on his hand and an extra box of condoms.
That is about all you can do Misty ..... surrender:
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
I hope misty will be there to supervise..... ::)
I'm not superwoman. eeek: there's only so much I can do. I will make sure Nick has all his emergency numbers, his address written on his hand and an extra box of condoms.
eeek:
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
I hope misty will be there to supervise..... ::)
I'm not superwoman. eeek: there's only so much I can do. I will make sure Nick has all his emergency numbers, his address written on his hand and an extra box of condoms.
eeek:
Don't give us that look you know it is true... lol:
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All nice n ready ........place your orders now ......what souvenirs do you want ...... rubschin:
Some were rather hoping he only had a one way ticket like. Sort of he was the UK's gift to Cyprus
Well he is going drinking with Baldy........ rubschin:
I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
I hope misty will be there to supervise..... ::)
I'm not superwoman. eeek: there's only so much I can do. I will make sure Nick has all his emergency numbers, his address written on his hand and an extra box of condoms.
eeek:
Don't give us that look you know it is true... lol:
Not sure, I have never met him. If he is one of those then Foggy Apey can deal with his stay.
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I think that is just cruel .... He will never survive a night .... noooo: noooo:
Good point, we should start an RIP Baldy thread. rubschin:
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We should start up a RIP Baldy and Nick we can bury them together save the munny for drinks at the wake like. It's what they would have wanted. :thumbsup:
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We could do it on a budget, put them in BM's pool and then fill it with cement. Even more money for the wake. :thumbsup:
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We could do it on a budget, put them in BM's pool and then fill it with cement. Even more money for the wake. :thumbsup:
OI! I've just cleaned the bleddy thing! cussing:
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Perfect, we won't have to worry about any dirt in the cement then. :thumbsup:
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lol:
Should do the rock star thing and put the bodies in MeMi and drive them into the pool
Or even not wait til they're dead
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lol:
Should do the rock star thing and put the bodies in MeMi and drive them into the pool
Or even not wait til they're dead
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Don't mention MeMi Steve you MeNi. whistle:
I think we could have a sweepstake on just how long its going to take BM to put it back together again after Nick's visit though. rubschin:
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Don't mention MeMi Steve you MeNi. whistle:
I think we could have a sweepstake on just how long its going to take BM to put it back together again after Nick's visit though. rubschin:
Nick won't be going anywhere near it.... noooo:
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Don't mention MeMi Steve you MeNi. whistle:
I think we could have a sweepstake on just how long its going to take BM to put it back together again after Nick's visit though. rubschin:
I shall defy your edicts and taunt you
MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)
I'll go for 2 weeks, despite what he said he's bound to take MeMi out to show it off and MeMi is at the least going to wet herself again, real danger is she'll do it just when Nick is lighting up and
Explode:
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MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)
You can apologise all you like but you are still going to have to rewrite the entire sketch to work with MeMi whistle:
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Nick is not going near her... or LL... noooo:
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You say that now but when the collapsio is flowing you'll end up showing it off when Nicks asks. whistle:
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MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)
You can apologise all you like but you are still going to have to rewrite the entire sketch to work with MeMi whistle:
OK then but I do wonder if it was worth it:
Voice over: Meanwhile, Nick and and an attached Maggot, not more than a Sleazy-jet flight away, had discovered something.
Knights of MeMi: MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi!
Nick : Who are you?
Knight of MeMi: We are the Knights who say..... "MeMi"!
Nick : (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "MeMi"!
Knight of MeMi: The same.
Other Knight of MeMi: Who are we?
Knight of MeMi: We are the keepers of the sacred words: MeMi, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of MeMi: Nee-womm!
Nick : (to Maggot) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of MeMi: The Knights who say "MeMi" demand..... a sacrifice!
Nick : Knights of MeMi, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of MeMi: MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi!
Maggot: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of MeMi: We shall say "MeMi" to you... if you do not appease us.
Nick : Well what is it you want?
Knight of MeMi: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(dramatic minor chord)
Nick : A *WHAT*?
Knights of MeMi: MeMi! MeMi!! MeMi! MeMi!
Nick; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Nick : O Knights of MeMi, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: One that looks Nice.
Nick : Of course!
Knight of MeMi: And not *too* expensive.
Nick; Yes!
Knight of MeMi: Noowwwww.... GO!
(music)
Nick : O Knights of MeMi. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of MeMi: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Nick : What is that?
Knight of MeMi: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "MeMi"!
Other Knights of MeMi: MeMi! Shh! Shh!
Knight of MeMi: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,
zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of MeMi: MeMi!
Knight of MeMi: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Nick : What is this test, o Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "MeMi"?
Knight of MeMi: Firstly, you must find....
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(another minor chord)
Nick : Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of MeMi: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
runMeMing down the middle.
Other Knights of MeMi: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. MeMi! MeMi!
Knight of MeMi: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
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lol: lol: lol:
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MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)
You can apologise all you like but you are still going to have to rewrite the entire sketch to work with MeMi whistle:
OK then but I do wonder if it was worth it:
Voice over: Meanwhile, Nick and and an attached Maggot, not more than a Sleazy-jet flight away, had discovered something.
Knights of MeMi: MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi!
Nick : Who are you?
Knight of MeMi: We are the Knights who say..... "MeMi"!
Nick : (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "MeMi"!
Knight of MeMi: The same.
Other Knight of MeMi: Who are we?
Knight of MeMi: We are the keepers of the sacred words: MeMi, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of MeMi: Nee-womm!
Nick : (to Maggot) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of MeMi: The Knights who say "MeMi" demand..... a sacrifice!
Nick : Knights of MeMi, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of MeMi: MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi! MeMi!
Maggot: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of MeMi: We shall say "MeMi" to you... if you do not appease us.
Nick : Well what is it you want?
Knight of MeMi: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(dramatic minor chord)
Nick : A *WHAT*?
Knights of MeMi: MeMi! MeMi!! MeMi! MeMi!
Nick; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Nick : O Knights of MeMi, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: One that looks Nice.
Nick : Of course!
Knight of MeMi: And not *too* expensive.
Nick; Yes!
Knight of MeMi: Noowwwww.... GO!
(music)
Nick : O Knights of MeMi. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of MeMi: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Nick : What is that?
Knight of MeMi: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "MeMi"!
Other Knights of MeMi: MeMi! Shh! Shh!
Knight of MeMi: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,
zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of MeMi: MeMi!
Knight of MeMi: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Nick : What is this test, o Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "MeMi"?
Knight of MeMi: Firstly, you must find....
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(another minor chord)
Nick : Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of MeMi: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
runMeMing down the middle.
Other Knights of MeMi: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. MeMi! MeMi!
Knight of MeMi: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
worthy: happ096 I will put to the Bickering Council that you write the Christmas Panto this year after this.... I think Miss C would approve ... I must send her a message and ask if as our elected representative what panto she suggests we can then get approval from them... Not that it matters as what Miss C says goes... :thumbsup:
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Well thank you but I must give credit to
Messrs Python for the original sketch (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/ni.php)and bill Gates for his Find and Replace function wot did most of the work
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Well thank you but I must give credit to
Messrs Python for the original sketch (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/ni.php)and bill Gates for his Find and Replace function wot did most of the work
No matter... I still think you the panto writer is in order.... :thumbsup:
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A Nick themed version of Spamalot you say
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A Nick themed version of Spamalot you say
We can put it to our leader .... cloud9:
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We could do it on a budget, put them in BM's pool and then fill it with cement. Even more money for the wake. :thumbsup:
Concrete Banghead
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Perfect, we won't have to worry about any dirt in the cement then. :thumbsup:
Concrete Banghead Banghead
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I did wonder who would be the first to complain about that JOM. lol:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
cloud9: cloud9: first beer on me ........ Thumbs:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Creep
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And tea bags...? sad24:
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Shrugs:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And tea bags...? sad24:
They sell tea bags here.......... Banghead
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And tea bags...? sad24:
They sell tea bags here.......... Banghead
but they are 'spensive! cussing:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And tea bags...? sad24:
They sell tea bags here.......... Banghead
but they are 'spensive! cussing:
Padlock pockets....... noooo:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
I can't believe they still make them! You made Misty very happy. x x
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cloud9:
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noooo:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
beer is cheaper than tea bags....
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
beer is cheaper than tea bags....
And betterer........ Thumbs:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
beer is cheaper than tea bags....
There is a deal for you Nick. Thumbs:
For each pint BM buys you give him the equivalent in tea bags (2 or 3 bags to make a pint of tea), then both of you will be happy. Thumbs:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
beer is cheaper than tea bags....
There is a deal for you Nick. Thumbs:
For each pint BM buys you give him the equivalent in tea bags (2 or 3 bags to make a pint of tea), then both of you will be happy. Thumbs:
1 for 1 ......I reckon........ rubschin:
So buy 2 tea bags......... Thumbs:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
beer is cheaper than tea bags....
There is a deal for you Nick. Thumbs:
For each pint BM buys you give him the equivalent in tea bags (2 or 3 bags to make a pint of tea), then both of you will be happy. Thumbs:
1 for 1 ......I reckon........ rubschin:
So buy 2 tea bags......... Thumbs:
You must make weak tea. noooo:
However, on your calculations, Nick only needs to bring 4 tea bags out each day then. Thumbs:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
That's me sorted for the flight.
whistle:
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noooo:
Go put the kettle on ........ whistle:
I have beer.... cloud9:
See you don't need tea bags........ noooo:
beer is cheaper than tea bags....
There is a deal for you Nick. Thumbs:
For each pint BM buys you give him the equivalent in tea bags (2 or 3 bags to make a pint of tea), then both of you will be happy. Thumbs:
1 for 1 ......I reckon........ rubschin:
So buy 2 tea bags......... Thumbs:
You must make weak tea. noooo:
However, on your calculations, Nick only needs to bring 4 tea bags out each day then. Thumbs:
I meant BM would only buy 2 beers in the week......... ::)
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And how many would
Misty you buy padlock pockets? whistle:
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And how many would Misty you buy padlock pockets? whistle:
Depends on the amount of twiglets......... rubschin:
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And how many would Misty you buy padlock pockets? whistle:
He could make BM look like a generous chap.
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And how many would Misty you buy padlock pockets? whistle:
He could make BM look like a generous chap.
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And how many would Misty you buy padlock pockets? whistle:
He could make BM look like a generous chap.
Thumbs:
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And tea bags...? sad24:
Am reading Johnny Walkers' autobiography at the moment.
When he worked on Radio Caroline, he always used to say on air that they were running out of tea when they had used up all the spliffs his girlfiend had sent him. That was her cue to send more.
Mind you they used to get sent an awful lot of tea bags too!
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I have Twiglets :thumbsup:
ANd Nik Naks :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And tea bags...? sad24:
Am reading Johnny Walkers' autobiography at the moment.
When he worked on Radio Caroline, he always used to say on air that they were running out of tea when they had used up all the spliffs his girlfiend had sent him. That was her cue to send more.
Mind you they used to get sent an awful lot of tea bags too!
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