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Title: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 02:22:23 PM
Why can't anybody empty the bastard thing!  cussing:

They've packed so much in it that it is beginning to have its own gravitational field....  Banghead
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 02:25:20 PM
Why don't you empty it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2013, 02:29:23 PM
I get it here AND there's only two of us + cat.

I bet the bag in your bin is so pressed in it isn't gong to come out without ripping, all the shit will fall on the floor and it'll all look like your fault.

We should be tough on bin stuffers and tough on the causes of bin stuffers

I'm sure Amazon must sell some sort of electric shock gizmo.
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 02:42:40 PM
Why don't you empty it?  rubschin:

I just did!  cussing:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 02:44:16 PM
I get it here AND there's only two of us + cat.

I bet the bag in your bin is so pressed in it isn't gong to come out without ripping, all the shit will fall on the floor and it'll all look like your fault.

We should be tough on bin stuffers and tough on the causes of bin stuffers

I'm sure Amazon must sell some sort of electric shock gizmo.

Zakly!  evil:

FFS the bin me come three times a week - it isn't like we have to save it up or even sort the bastard recycling stuff out....  noooo:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2013, 06:28:10 PM
Ben Elton - Bins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0bUbki0dgY#)
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 07:37:08 PM
Ben Elton, bloody hell I remember listening to Motormouth and Motorvation when I was in school.  lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2013, 08:55:22 PM
Why can't anybody empty the bastard thing!  cussing:

They've packed so much in it that it is beginning to have its own gravitational field....  Banghead
Doesn't one of the domestic staff empty it?
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 09:12:10 PM
BM  point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2013, 10:00:52 PM
And why do they cost so much ?  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
^^^ Brabantia  eeek:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2013, 04:55:56 AM
We don't have a bin, we have tried, the garden now has a plethora of different sized bins we have ended up with carrier bags on a hook. 

This method works exactly the same way as a bin, it gets stuffed to bursting point, eventually one of us, usually me puts the carrier bag into the black wheelie in. From there it goes to the Toxic Triangle where it kills endangered species of birds.
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:35:38 AM
^^^ Brabantia  eeek:  Shocked:

Thass what we have...
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2013, 10:04:54 AM
And why do they cost so much ?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 10:08:40 AM
And why do they cost so much ?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 06, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
And why do they cost so much ?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.

  lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 06, 2013, 08:48:59 PM
And why do they cost so much ?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 10:34:10 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Gayer..................
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 10:38:28 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:17:07 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 11:42:58 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:52:35 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 12:18:51 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:52:16 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 03:54:37 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 03:55:58 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 04:05:06 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:41:55 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 05:47:47 AM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

Deal!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 08, 2013, 02:50:57 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

Deal!  Thumbs:

Free accommodation for your services then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 02:57:16 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

Deal!  Thumbs:

Free accommodation for your services then  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Be quick tho - the bastard thing is bursting at the seams again!  cussing:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 08, 2013, 03:25:52 PM
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

Deal!  Thumbs:

Free accommodation for your services then  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Be quick tho - the bastard thing is bursting at the seams again!  cussing:

Just leave it and see how long it takes for someone to empty it or say something.... whistle:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2013, 03:44:17 PM
Exactly ^

Barman has forgotten one of the key rules you learn a a kid

- never get good at wiping up
- never get good at washing cars
- never good at cleaning cars

and in later life

- never get good at photocopying
- never get good at fixing broken electronical things
- never get good at unbunging drains

to which we have to add

- never get good at emptying bins

Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 08:22:28 PM
I'm not emptying it again - fuck them!  cussing:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2013, 08:29:24 PM
... moves £10 to right pocket  whistle:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 08:38:05 PM
... moves £10 to right pocket  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 09, 2013, 04:51:59 AM
I'm not emptying it again - fuck them!  cussing:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 05:18:43 AM
... moves £10 to right pocket  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 03:19:19 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 04:01:37 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:


The dog......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:


The dog......... rubschin:

No... LL didn't touch it....  noooo:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 04:11:18 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:


The dog......... rubschin:

No... LL didn't touch it....  noooo:

 scared:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:33:20 PM
Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 04:34:08 PM
Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?

I'll send the SiL....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:34:54 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 04:35:18 PM
Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?

I'll send the SiL....  Thumbs:

Full of blood and plasters......... noooo:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:36:17 PM
The blood is mainly cleaned up now, though my foot is still poorly  sad24:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 04:37:42 PM
The blood is mainly cleaned up now, though my foot is still poorly  sad24:

Oh boo-hoo...  noooo:

Man up will ya - you are in the Smug ClubTM now... ::)
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2013, 04:41:28 PM
Dashes off to find shin pictures  whistle:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 06:18:48 PM
Dashes off to find shin pictures  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2013, 07:21:22 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:

Bastards! cussing:

Pot now stands at...
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: boogs on July 09, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:

Bastards! cussing:

Pot now stands at...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2013, 09:17:30 PM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:

Bastards! cussing:

Pot now stands at...

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Bin
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 08:07:01 AM
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:

Bastards! cussing:

Pot now stands at...

 point: