The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 02:22:23 PM
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Why can't anybody empty the bastard thing! cussing:
They've packed so much in it that it is beginning to have its own gravitational field.... Banghead
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Why don't you empty it? rubschin:
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I get it here AND there's only two of us + cat.
I bet the bag in your bin is so pressed in it isn't gong to come out without ripping, all the shit will fall on the floor and it'll all look like your fault.
We should be tough on bin stuffers and tough on the causes of bin stuffers
I'm sure Amazon must sell some sort of electric shock gizmo.
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Why don't you empty it? rubschin:
I just did! cussing:
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I get it here AND there's only two of us + cat.
I bet the bag in your bin is so pressed in it isn't gong to come out without ripping, all the shit will fall on the floor and it'll all look like your fault.
We should be tough on bin stuffers and tough on the causes of bin stuffers
I'm sure Amazon must sell some sort of electric shock gizmo.
Zakly! evil:
FFS the bin me come three times a week - it isn't like we have to save it up or even sort the bastard recycling stuff out.... noooo:
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Ben Elton - Bins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0bUbki0dgY#)
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Ben Elton, bloody hell I remember listening to Motormouth and Motorvation when I was in school. lol:
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Why can't anybody empty the bastard thing! cussing:
They've packed so much in it that it is beginning to have its own gravitational field.... Banghead
Doesn't one of the domestic staff empty it?
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BM point: point: point: point:
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And why do they cost so much ? Banghead Banghead Banghead
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^^^ Brabantia eeek: Shocked:
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We don't have a bin, we have tried, the garden now has a plethora of different sized bins we have ended up with carrier bags on a hook.
This method works exactly the same way as a bin, it gets stuffed to bursting point, eventually one of us, usually me puts the carrier bag into the black wheelie in. From there it goes to the Toxic Triangle where it kills endangered species of birds.
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^^^ Brabantia eeek: Shocked:
Thass what we have...
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And why do they cost so much ? Banghead Banghead Banghead
They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.
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And why do they cost so much ? Banghead Banghead Banghead
They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.
;D ;D
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And why do they cost so much ? Banghead Banghead Banghead
They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.
lol:
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And why do they cost so much ? Banghead Banghead Banghead
They don't, you only have to pay minimum wage and can deduct accommodation if they live in.
lol: lol: lol:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Gayer..................
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
eyes:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
Deal! Thumbs:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
Deal! Thumbs:
Free accommodation for your services then :thumbsup:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
Deal! Thumbs:
Free accommodation for your services then :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Be quick tho - the bastard thing is bursting at the seams again! cussing:
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Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open! cussing:
Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:
Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:
No, you come round here.... whistle:
Would I get paid too .... eeek:
No... ::)
Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)
Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:
No definitely not .... sick2:
Tea bags & bin duty! Thumbs:
And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:
Deal! Thumbs:
Free accommodation for your services then :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Be quick tho - the bastard thing is bursting at the seams again! cussing:
Just leave it and see how long it takes for someone to empty it or say something.... whistle:
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Exactly ^
Barman has forgotten one of the key rules you learn a a kid
- never get good at wiping up
- never get good at washing cars
- never good at cleaning cars
and in later life
- never get good at photocopying
- never get good at fixing broken electronical things
- never get good at unbunging drains
to which we have to add
- never get good at emptying bins
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I'm not emptying it again - fuck them! cussing:
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... moves £10 to right pocket whistle:
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... moves £10 to right pocket whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I'm not emptying it again - fuck them! cussing:
:thumbsup:
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... moves £10 to right pocket whistle:
evil:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
The dog......... rubschin:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
The dog......... rubschin:
No... LL didn't touch it.... noooo:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
The dog......... rubschin:
No... LL didn't touch it.... noooo:
scared:
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Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?
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Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?
I'll send the SiL.... Thumbs:
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scared2:
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Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?
I'll send the SiL.... Thumbs:
Full of blood and plasters......... noooo:
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The blood is mainly cleaned up now, though my foot is still poorly sad24:
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The blood is mainly cleaned up now, though my foot is still poorly sad24:
Oh boo-hoo... noooo:
Man up will ya - you are in the Smug ClubTM now... ::)
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Dashes off to find shin pictures whistle:
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Dashes off to find shin pictures whistle:
evil:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
Bastards! cussing:
Pot now stands at...
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
Bastards! cussing:
Pot now stands at...
lol: lol: lol:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
Bastards! cussing:
Pot now stands at...
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Just got back in and the bin has been emptied.... cloud9:
Bastards! cussing:
Pot now stands at...
point: