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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:35:06 AM
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How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...? cussing:
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I always found them quite simple.
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Top Tip: Don't stick the rubber sucker on your forehead. redface:
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doh:
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I always found them quite simple.
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Top Tip: Don't stick the rubber sucker on your forehead. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...? cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering
link (http://www.azpharmacy.gov/pdfs/cpsc.pdf)
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How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...? cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering
link (http://www.azpharmacy.gov/pdfs/cpsc.pdf)
About 50 in the UK then...?
A staggering lack of parental supervision.... IMHO of course...
Why should we all struggle to open simple stuff because a few parents can't look after their kids...?
I see they want to ban roller blinds now in case an child hangs itself on the rope..... noooo:
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A sad fact is not only that ~50% of parents are below average IQ but that 5% of them are going to be seriously dim
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How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...? cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering
link (http://www.azpharmacy.gov/pdfs/cpsc.pdf)
About 50 in the UK then...?
A staggering lack of parental supervision.... IMHO of course...
Why should we all struggle to open simple stuff because a few parents can't look after their kids...?
I see they want to ban roller blinds now in case an child hangs itself on the rope..... noooo:
That's on a par with the proposed ban on menthol fags - cos they *might* appeal to the little kiddiwinks like . . .
Pure moronicity . . .
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How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...? cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering
link (http://www.azpharmacy.gov/pdfs/cpsc.pdf)
About 50 in the UK then...?
A staggering lack of parental supervision.... IMHO of course...
Why should we all struggle to open simple stuff because a few parents can't look after their kids...?
I see they want to ban roller blinds now in case an child hangs itself on the rope..... noooo:
That's on a par with the proposed ban on menthol fags - cos they *might* appeal to the little kiddiwinks like . . .
Pure moronicity . . .
Quite... noooo:
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So the simple alternative would be we don't let morons have or be responsible for kids or able to have bottles of nasties lest they leave them in kids way
And the all new test for morons would be . . . . . .
You are a moron if you can't you open a 2013 child poof container.
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So the simple alternative would be we don't let morons have or be responsible for kids or able to have bottles of nasties lest they leave them in kids way
And the all new test for morons would be . . . . . .
You are a moron if you can't you open a 2013 child poof container.
evil:
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When my kids were young we just put things up high out of reach .... shrugs:
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When my kids were young we just put things up high out of reach .... shrugs:
Zackly Booger! Thumbs:
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So the simple alternative would be we don't let morons have or be responsible for kids or able to have bottles of nasties lest they leave them in kids way
And the all new test for morons would be . . . . . .
You are a moron if you can't you open a 2013 child poof container.
Are you calling me a moron as I cant open the bastard things either.... cry:
I am no good at pushing and twisting at the same time not natural.... confused:
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Not really
There are plenty of examples of H&S idiocy where some weak minded fool has made a stupid rule but imho this ain't one of them, not even close
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I am no good at pushing and twisting
You must be unique among wimmin. noooo:
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I am no good at pushing and twisting
You must be unique among wimmin. noooo:
Ohhh I am I can assure you.... ;)