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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Steve on July 21, 2013, 11:23:59 AM
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With just two weeks to season start, do we want a season long compo?
IMHO one based on results would be a bit dull but one based on least team calamities like sendings off, manager sackings, own goals etc in all competitions might be fun
I could volunteer my CDB prize rights as a prize
Any views?
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rubschin: sackings .......
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and touch line bans and relegations
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Or a pre-season one .....where will Rooney end up...or Suirez etc ... rubschin:
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is a transfer for loadsa money really a calamity?
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no real interest then, ah well
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no real interest then, ah well
I was.....
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No Uncle interest, nor Growler. Can't really have a compo with just 2
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I'm in. Thumbs:
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Where are the footy fans,,,,,, rubschin:
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I'm in. Thumbs:
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OK let's try the If you build it, they will come approach
Choosing teams could be interesting. Better teams have more matches, more opportunities for calamities on the pitch but less off
I am reserving
Leeds for Baldy
Arsenal for Apey
Man U for me
West Ham for Uncle
Spurs for Tipsy
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I'm in. Thumbs:
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OK let's try the If you build it, they will come approach
Choosing teams could be interesting. Better teams have more matches, more opportunities for calamities on the pitch but less off
I am reserving
Leeds for Baldy
Arsenal for Apey
Man U for me
West Ham for Uncle
Spurs for Tipsy
TG is a footy fan (of sorts)........
We need someone for Southampton...... sad24:
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we could give Snoops a guest entry like in case he's watching
TG will have to say he wants in
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I approach:
it does however strike me that defining calamities is a bit like defining celebrities.
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These are my thoughts
Give each team sponsor 100 points and they lose
10 points for a major calamity
- club goes into administration
- ground closed due to fire or other disaster
- death other than natural causes during match at home ground
1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club
- own goal
- sending off (manager or player)
- other ban of same (a Suarezism)
- relegation
- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle
In any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield
during the 2013/14 season
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Sounds good,,,,,,, rubschin:
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OK ~ "COME ON YOU IRONS!"
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OK ~ "COME ON YOU IRONS!"
Awaits Nick......... ::)
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How does this look?
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | RIP | OG | SO | OB | REL | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Bear?? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | Tipsy?? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
Rules
Start with 100 points deducting 10 points for a major calamity
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
RIP - death other than natural causes during match at home ground
and 1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player)
OB - other ban of same (a Suarezism)
REL- relegation
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle
In any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield
during the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013
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How does this look?
| Pos | Team | Owner | CA | GC | RIP | OG | SO | OB | REL | LG | LP | TOTAL |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Southampton | for Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | West Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | ??Growler?? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | ??Tipsy?? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
Rules
10 points for a major calamity
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
RIP - death other than natural causes during match at home ground
1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player)
OB - other ban of same (a Suarezism)
REL- relegation
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle
In any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield
during the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013
Have I won......... cloud9:
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no
and it looks fine in quote view and preview but not in full post view Banghead
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no
and it looks fine in quote view and preview but not in full post view Banghead
Miss T will not be happy......... noooo:
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I'm in. Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
OK let's try the If you build it, they will come approach
Choosing teams could be interesting. Better teams have more matches, more opportunities for calamities on the pitch but less off
I am reserving
Leeds for Baldy
Arsenal for Apey
Man U for me
West Ham for Uncle
Spurs for Tipsy
fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
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I'm in. Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
OK let's try the If you build it, they will come approach
Choosing teams could be interesting. Better teams have more matches, more opportunities for calamities on the pitch but less off
I am reserving
Leeds for Baldy
Arsenal for Apey
Man U for me
West Ham for Uncle
Spurs for Tipsy
fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Potty Mouth. noooo:
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Nice one Steve :thumbsup:
I'm thinking relegation should be a major calamity with a high deduction of points; it could be a "game changer" at season end.
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Being knocked out of a competition should be a mild(ish) calamity.
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
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Nice one Steve :thumbsup:
I'm thinking relegation should be a major calamity with a high deduction of points; it could be a "game changer" at season end.
Wot do others think?
My thought was that would over penalise the lower team owners
Being knocked out of a competition should be a mild(ish) calamity.
Too performance related? Anyway It took me 2 hours last night to fine tune the display to all columns appear with a direct copy and paste from the spreadsheet. Sorry I just can't squeeze any more columns in so or that to go in something else needs to come out.
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Nice one Steve :thumbsup:
I'm thinking relegation should be a major calamity with a high deduction of points; it could be a "game changer" at season end.
Wot do others think?
My thought was that would over penalise the lower team owners
Being knocked out of a competition should be a mild(ish) calamity.
Too performance related? Anyway It took me 2 hours last night to fine tune the display to all columns appear with a direct copy and paste from the spreadsheet. Sorry I just can't squeeze any more columns in so or that to go in something else needs to come out.
Go with Uncle ...he knows best........ Thumbs:
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Does he know how to fit an extra column into the display?
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Does he know how to fit an extra column into the display?
Maybe more Tel's area....... rubschin:
did you do it via tapa-talk........
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No, not tapatalk (as you full well knew)
If Tel wants to take it over fine. I'm likely already in your Misty's bad books for this compo and it was a real wind up getting that display to just about work last night.
A compo compiler's lot is not a happy one Banghead
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Replace CA ~ club goes into administration. If that happens you no longer lose any further points so as an extreme example if your team went bust right at the start then you'd probably win with 90 points.
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But Portsmouth and Rangers and likely others played on when in administration.
I'd rather take out death at ground
Anyone got any ideas for how to have two owners of the same team (eg Leeds) without adding another column?
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No Uncle interest, nor Growler. Can't really have a compo with just 2
For the sake of YOUR efforts Steve, count me in.
Haven't got a clue how it works, so I'll leave it in your capable hands. :thumbsup:
G
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No Uncle interest, nor Growler. Can't really have a compo with just 2
For the sake of YOUR efforts Steve, count me in.
Haven't got a clue how it works, so I'll leave it in your capable hands. :thumbsup:
G
:thumbsup:
All will become clear eventually.
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
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Too much of that snoozing & loozin for the hairy legged "gerl" noooo:
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Doesn't matter ........they are shit......... noooo:
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Just tell the bitch to feck off. Thumbs:
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Doesn't matter ........they are shit......... noooo:
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Doesn't matter ........they are shit......... noooo:
But conventional team performance is going to be a minor factor in this compo. This is all about not being at home to Mr Cock Up. Oh and having a laugh when an opposing team is.
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Doesn't matter ........they are shit......... noooo:
But conventional team performance is going to be a minor factor in this compo. This is all about not being at home to Mr Cock Up. Oh and having a laugh when an opposing team is.
Like when the Arse get shafted 5-0 by Chelski, Manc U, Manc Shitty, Scousville Thieves and even Accrington Stanley in the FA cup like? rubschin:
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cussing:
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cussing:
point:
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Doesn't matter ........they are shit......... noooo:
But conventional team performance is going to be a minor factor in this compo. This is all about not being at home to Mr Cock Up. Oh and having a laugh when an opposing team is.
Like when the Arse get shafted 5-0 by Chelski, Manc U, Manc Shitty, Scousville Thieves and even Accrington Stanley in the FA cup like? rubschin:
rubschin:
Not sure you understand how a knock out cup competition works. It's very hard to lose more than once in it in a single season (though it has been done and Arsenal were involved)
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
I have a cunning plan.
You can both have Leeds and we have a tie breaker rule for the event of two or more sharing the winning score.
Now all I have to do is come up with a cunning tiebreaker rule
Doesn't matter ........they are shit......... noooo:
But conventional team performance is going to be a minor factor in this compo. This is all about not being at home to Mr Cock Up. Oh and having a laugh when an opposing team is.
Like when the Arse get shafted 5-0 by Chelski, Manc U, Manc Shitty, Scousville Thieves and even Accrington Stanley in the FA cup like? rubschin:
rubschin:
Not sure you understand how a knock out cup competition works. It's very hard to lose more than once in it in a single season (though it has been done and Arsenal were involved)
Of course I do you mong ::)....Juss laffin at The Arse gettin shafted again & again. Thumbs:
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yeah you say that now
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yeah you say that now
Fuckoffski! ::)
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yeah you say that now
Fuckoffski! ::)
lol:
and for that Misty definitely gets a share of Leeds
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Right an update with these key changes from the feedback
- Two or more allowed to have the same football team with the all new tie breaker rule (see below) where we each are invited to select a least calamitous premiership player
- Relegation becomes a major calamity
- Being knocked out of any cup competition your club takes seriously is a 5 point moderate calamity (IE for teams in Europe the league cup does not count)
- Death at ground removed
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Misty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | Tipsy?? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
Rules
Start with 100 points deducting 10 points for a major calamity for the club:
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
REL- relegation
Deducting 5 points for a moderate calamity for the club:
KO - knocked out of a cup competition the club took seriously (IE for a club in Europe the League Cup does not count)
and 1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club:
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player)
OB - other ban of same (eg a Suarezism)
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle
During the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013 in any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield (not a cup competition)
The winner who will be awarded Steve right's to the CDB 3 prize is the
a) Last left with points
b) but if tied one, with most surviving points
c) but if still tied, one whose team has the highest place in respective league
d) but if still damn well tied, one whose selected least calamitous player * has the highest points score in the Official Premiership Fantasy football league - see http://fantasy.premierleague.com/. (http://fantasy.premierleague.com/.)
e) and if still sodding well tied, then Steve will toss a coin or summat to decide
* Must be selected on a first come first nabbed basis from any Premiership team by 1 day after the August transfer deadline ends or a randomly assigned striker will be assigned.
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You might as well let Foggy have Leeds, I will take Chelsea instead.
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You might as well let Foggy have Leeds, I will take Chelsea instead.
all that work Banghead
Okey Dokey, will change it
A Chelsea and Leeds supporter is a strange combination. I'm assuming you're way too young to remember all that grudge, grief and grippin footie in the 1970 FA Cup final
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You might as well let Foggy have Leeds, I will take Chelsea instead.
all that work Banghead
Okey Dokey, will change it
A Chelsea and Leeds supporter is a strange combination. I'm assuming you're way too young to remember all that grudge, grief and grippin footie in the 1970 FA Cup final
Changing one word in a table. ::)
Yes I do remember it.....still goes on today whenever they get a chance to meet.
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It was a cracking final
"all that work" was working out and writing up a tie break system we probably won't need now
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It was a cracking final
"all that work" was working out and writing up a tie break system we probably won't need now
If we both had the same team, in the unlikely event we became winners, it would always be a tie. Shrugs:
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Things I am never going to do #628:
Arbitrate between Baldy and Misty on anything let alone who has the prize *
* not that BM wil ever deliver the reassigned CDB prize
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Will launch the compo as a dedicated thread tomorrow before Swansea (anyone going to pick them?) have their first serious match ln the evening.
Anyone joining the compo after tomorrow will lose 1 point for every day and will not be able to name a club someone has already nabbed. If Tipsy does go for Spurs that will count as on time.
With Baldy changing to Chelsea (thanks) the tie breaker rule will get simplified unless someone (Al?) comes in with a share team claim. No one is allowed to have Southampton (Snoopy RIP entry)
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Will launch the compo as a dedicated thread tomorrow before Swansea (anyone going to pick them?) have their first serious match ln the evening.
Anyone joining the compo after tomorrow will lose 1 point for every day and will not be able to name a club someone has already nabbed. If Tipsy does go for Spurs that will count as on time.
With Baldy changing to Leeds (thanks) the tie breaker rule will get simplified unless someone (Al?) comes in with a share team claim. No one is allowed to have Southampton (Snoopy RIP entry)
Thought Baldy was Chelski........ rubschin:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead arse!
Will correct it, ta. If I can get that right
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead arse!
Will correct it, ta. If I can get that right
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