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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 10:18:50 AM
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Genetically she is programmed to prefer pink!
More useless but expensive research that tells us what we already knew. ::)
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I heard that. Women like pink cos it came in useful to them when we lived in caves and their job was to gather berries. And boys like blue because, um, they had to go fishing a lot?
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I heard that on the tv this morning. What a load of rubbish! I like pink because I am a Daddy's girl. cloud9:
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Your father was pink? eeek:
Come to think of it we are all pink. Apart from Mr Mumbwmba next door of course.
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Which makes me what exactly?
I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue. I dislike Pink and Red. redface:
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I cannot distinguish yellow from pink due to early retinal damage. It has led to some embarrassing clothing purchases over the years. I once flooded a house in consequence, but that is a long story. Grace Kelly was also involved, which made it worse noooo:
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Which makes me what exactly?
I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue. I dislike Pink and Red. redface:
Aren't Cats colour blind ~ or is that Dogs?
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How do we know? Has anyone asked them. I see pink AA vans everywhere I go cry:
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How do we know? Has anyone asked them. I see pink AA vans everywhere I go cry:
So what would you see at a Gay Pride march?
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I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me
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I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me
Your wish is my command.
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I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me
Your wish is my command.
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Yellow
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Yellow
So all these emoticons look pink to you eeek:
And we all look like the Simpsons????
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I have adjusted to that. Everyone looks like they have liver disease to me sad24:
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happy100
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Including you
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Which makes me what exactly?
I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue. I dislike Pink and Red. redface:
Aren't Cats colour blind ~ or is that Dogs?
We believe cats do see in color, although not exactly the way we do. In our tests, cats appeared to distinguish between the low to mid light wave spectrum (higher frequency), meaning cats
responded to the colors purple, blue, green and yellow range. Red, orange and brown colors
appear to fall outside cats color range and are most likely seen as shades of gray or purple.
Cats appear to see less saturation in colors than do humans,
meaning cats do not see colors as intensely or vibrantly.
Blue and green appear to be the strongest colors perceived by cats.
Our tests suggest cats can distinguish between more shades or levels of gray than can humans.
The images below show how we believe cats perceive color.*
click to see how our tests were done.
Pictures left to right, show how humans would view, how cats would view
and how an animal with no or little color perception would view.*
You are obviously a true and purebred cat Mrs. PG smile:
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Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman. whip:
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Including you
I take back that hug and issue a smite instead. evil:
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Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman. whip:
In our tests, cats appeared to distinguish between the low to mid light wave spectrum (higher frequency),
These could be Landlady's tests. We should seek more information from her
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Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman. whip:
Try this http://videoforcats.com/catvision.htm and if that doesn't work then
Shit, bum, bugger, arsehole I give up surrender:
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sick2:
Landlady. she cross. Barman. Heap big trouble
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Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman. whip:
Try this http://videoforcats.com/catvision.htm and if that doesn't work then
Shit, bum, bugger, arsehole I give up surrender:
Thank You Landlady
PS I love it when you talk dirty
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sick2:
Landlady. she cross. Barman. Heap big trouble
No I'm not - smack!
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Our cat can only see food. IS that normal? She likes pink food especially. Ah, I see a theme developing here
If we had a boy cat he would seek blue food, obviously, of which there are no known examples.
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Our cat can only see food. IS that normal? She likes pink food especially. Ah, I see a theme developing here
If we had a boy cat he would seek blue food, obviously, of which there are no known examples.
Our three cats
Name
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Our cat can only see food. IS that normal? She likes pink food especially. Ah, I see a theme developing here
If we had a boy cat he would seek blue food, obviously, of which there are no known examples.
Our three cats
Name
Oh too quick off the mark then redface:
Our three cats
Name Gender
Stinky Female
Piggy Male
Tigger Male
All have the same colour food - mostly pink with some tubey lumpy bits in it at times (yuck!)
Does that mean we have two GAY cats noooo:
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Poofy Cats? happy001
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Yes. Many cats are gay. See me in Agony Corner. I feel advice coming on.
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Yes. Many cats are gay. See me in Agony Corner. I feel advice coming on.
A vice? scared2:
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Poofy Cats? happy001
Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point
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Poofy Cats? happy001
Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point
Thank You Maam.
Actually in a previous life, with a previous wife we were adopted by a cat of indeterminate age and sex. The children wanted to name and keep it and it fell to me to decide whether it was a boy cat or a girl cat so that an appropriate name could be chosen. I grabbed the animal as it passed and upended it to solve the mystery once and for all by delving into the furry bits underneath. It removed several square inches of skin from my arm and we never did find out if it were a lady or neutered gent so called it Poofy Cat as a compromise. It lived with us for 15 years and the children finally worked out why I had suggested the name.
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Vicious? Girl cat then.
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Poofy Cats? happy001
Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point
Thank You Maam.
Actually in a previous life, with a previous wife we were adopted by a cat of indeterminate age and sex. The children wanted to name and keep it and it fell to me to decide whether it was a boy cat or a girl cat so that an appropriate name could be chosen. I grabbed the animal as it passed and upended it to solve the mystery once and for all by delving into the furry bits underneath. It removed several square inches of skin from my arm and we never did find out if it were a lady or neutered gent so called it Poofy Cat as a compromise. It lived with us for 15 years and the children finally worked out why I had suggested the name.
Barman named our first two (Stinky & Piggy) hence the short descriptive names of their earlier memorable traits. I insisted on naming the last acquired cat (Tigger from the Omodos Mountains) hence the nicer name suiting his wonder giner stripes - however because he is a very vocal cat (likes to chat and let you know he is around) Barman only calls him
SHUT UP CAT
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Normal. Did I say that?. 17 kids eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Normal. Fuck 17 kids
Nicky Glitter?
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Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids
Nicky Glitter?
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Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids
Nicky Glitter?
He's lost for words
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Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids
Nicky Glitter?
I can't even track back to try and tie in where oh where this 17 kids Nicky Glitter thing ties in confused:
I'm giving up for today and I won't be back tomorrow (no be quiet no hurrahs from the back please) because I REALLY must do some serious work tomorrow - plus s I'm having a night on the town with the local ladies I don't think I will be in a fit state tomorrow.........
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Pics please
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And I've got to go in a minute. "Back Pain Clinic" where a man who makes me look small will pummel my back muscles, knead my neck, thump me in the kidneys and ask if I feel any better. The answer, which will disappoint him as it always does, will be NO! evil:
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Pics please
Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities shrugs:- s
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Pics please
Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities shrugs:- s
Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest whistle:
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Pics please
Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities shrugs:- s
Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest whistle:
And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you whacky115
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The Twins are here now! eeek:
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The Twins are here now! eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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Pics please
Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities shrugs:- s
Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest whistle:
And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you whacky115
Oh that's easy ~ download the images into a new folder marked "FOR SNOOPY'S EYES ONLY" and email it to me.
Anyhooo ~ how am I to know what sort of camera you have ~ I've NEVER received an invitation to the private quarters have I? Oh no the kennel's good enough for me. cry:
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Pics please
Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities shrugs:- s
Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest whistle:
And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you whacky115
Oh that's easy ~ download the images into a new folder marked "FOR SNOOPY'S EYES ONLY" and email it to me.
Anyhooo ~ how am I to know what sort of camera you have ~ I've NEVER received an invitation to the private quarters have I? Oh no the kennel's good enough for me. cry:
Digital SLR - no scanning... ::)
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And I've got to go in a minute. "Back Pain Clinic" where a man who makes me look small will pummel my back muscles, knead my neck, thump me in the kidneys and ask if I feel any better. The answer, which will disappoint him as it always does, will be NO! evil:
Very well thank you ~ to all who noticed my return and asked how it went. evil:
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We did all notice in a shiny new thread just for you with flowers and everything but it, um, got deleted somehow?
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We did all notice in a shiny new thread just for you with flowers and everything but it, um, got deleted somehow?
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cloud9: I'm touched sad24:
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Well then?
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cloud9: I'm touched sad24:
Good, I?m sure the um techies can find it again? somewhere? whistle:
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Well then?
Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all cloud9: now.
And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
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Well then?
Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all cloud9: now.
And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside? whistle:
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Well then?
Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all cloud9: now.
And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside? whistle:
That tasteful Eh? whacky069
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Well then?
Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all cloud9: now.
And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside? whistle:
That tasteful Eh? whacky069
Um... better than that actually... more like... um... a roadside in Pimlico after the most terrible accident? yes, when the Perrier delivery lorry got a flat tyre? whistle:
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Well then?
Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all cloud9: now.
And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside? whistle:
That tasteful Eh? whacky069
Um... better than that actually... more like... um... a roadside in Pimlico after the most terrible accident? yes, when the Perrier delivery lorry got a flat tyre? whistle:
Now you are over-gilding the lily
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Well then?
Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all cloud9: now.
And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside? whistle:
That tasteful Eh? whacky069
Um... better than that actually... more like... um... a roadside in Pimlico after the most terrible accident? yes, when the Perrier delivery lorry got a flat tyre? whistle:
Now you are over-gilding the lily
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Lily from Pimlico? eyes:
Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday rubschin:
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Lily from Pimlico? eyes:
Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday rubschin:
Lily. noooo:
Mad as a hatter
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Lily from Pimlico? eyes:
Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday rubschin:
Lily. noooo:
Mad as a hatter
Had 'em worse. Mad as a box of frogs ;)
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Lily from Pimlico? eyes:
Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday rubschin:
Lily. noooo:
Mad as a hatter
Had 'em worse. Mad as a box of frogs ;)
And a dose... noooo:
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At least the twins have gone
! surrender: surrender: surrender:
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At least the twins have gone
Has something happened to Olga? sad24:
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You are obviously a true and purebred cat Mrs. PG smile:
I never doubted it for a moment. cloud9:
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OMIGAWD we've got a mutual admiration society going on here.
Nothing and nobody around here is as cool as Joe Cool ~ Pure Breed Beagle
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::) Dogs drool. whistle:
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If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
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If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
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OO~ER eeek:
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If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land! scared2:
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If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land! scared2:
Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
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If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land! scared2:
Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
I bet he has 75g of number 6 that says you don't! whistle:
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If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land! scared2:
Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
I bet he has 75g of number 6 that says you don't! whistle:
He has to sleep sometime ~ there's two of us whistle:
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From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover scared2:
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From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover scared2:
In his wellies? rubschin:
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From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover scared2:
In his wellies? rubschin:
Always ready for action. whistle:
Unlike the Land Rover (Range Rover in fact) which has seen its last MOT and will be on its way to Valhalla shortly. noooo:
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With Mrs DS#3 in it, one assumes
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With Mrs DS#3 in it, one assumes
whistle:
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He has to sleep sometime ~ there's two of us whistle:
My cousins are all ready to come over and help if we need them. whistle:
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Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
Hairballs you say whistle:
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Here are some I prepared earlier. cloud9:
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If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Don't fret Snoopy old pal, I can drop him long befor his silly old 12 bore is in range. whistle:
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Run Farmer, Run Farmer, Run Run Run
Here come the Pussy with her Gun Gun Gun
She'll let fly when she sees the white of your eye
So Run Farmer, Run Farmer, Run Run Run
(With apologies to Flannegan and Allen)
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I have adjusted to that. Everyone looks like they have liver disease to me sad24:
That'll explain why I've never seen you on Crime Watch then... ;)