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Title: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 10:18:50 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/08/21/scipink121.xml

Genetically she is programmed to prefer pink!

More useless but expensive research that tells us what we already knew. ::)
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 11:03:58 AM
I heard that. Women like pink cos it came in useful to them when we lived in caves and their job was to gather berries. And boys like blue because, um, they had to go fishing a lot?
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Bar Wench on August 21, 2007, 11:45:59 AM
I heard that on the tv this morning. What a load of rubbish! I like pink because I am a Daddy's girl.  cloud9:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 11:47:18 AM
Your father was pink? eeek:

Come to think of it we are all pink. Apart from Mr Mumbwmba next door of course.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Sour Puss on August 21, 2007, 11:54:36 AM
Which makes me what exactly?

I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue.  I dislike Pink and Red. redface:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 11:57:08 AM
I cannot distinguish yellow from pink due to early retinal damage. It has led to some embarrassing clothing purchases over the years. I once flooded a house in consequence, but that is a long story. Grace Kelly was also involved, which made it worse noooo:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 11:59:25 AM
Which makes me what exactly?

I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue.  I dislike Pink and Red. redface:

Aren't Cats colour blind ~ or is that Dogs?
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:00:29 PM
How do we know? Has anyone asked them. I see pink AA vans everywhere I go cry:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:01:41 PM
How do we know? Has anyone asked them. I see pink AA vans everywhere I go cry:

So what would you see at a Gay Pride march?
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:03:45 PM
I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:06:23 PM
I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me

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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 12:11:15 PM
I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me

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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:11:25 PM
Yellow
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:12:39 PM
Yellow

So all these emoticons look pink to you  eeek:

And we all look like the Simpsons????
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:19:39 PM
I have adjusted to that. Everyone looks like they have liver disease to me sad24:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:22:09 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:24:48 PM
Including you
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 12:25:07 PM
Which makes me what exactly?

I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue.  I dislike Pink and Red. redface:

Aren't Cats colour blind ~ or is that Dogs?

We believe cats do see in color, although not exactly the way we do. In our tests, cats appeared to distinguish between the low to mid light wave spectrum (higher frequency), meaning cats
responded to the colors purple, blue, green and yellow range. Red, orange and brown colors
appear to fall outside cats color range and are most likely seen as shades of gray or purple.
Cats appear to see less saturation in colors than do humans,
meaning cats do not see colors as intensely or vibrantly.
Blue and green appear to be the strongest colors perceived by cats.
Our tests suggest cats can distinguish between more shades or levels of gray than can humans.
The images below show how we believe cats perceive color.*
click to see how our tests were done.

Pictures left to right, show how humans would view, how cats would view
and  how an animal with no or little color perception would view.*
 
 



You are obviously a true and purebred cat Mrs. PG  smile:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:27:32 PM
Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman.  whip:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:28:22 PM
Including you

I take back that hug and issue a smite instead. evil:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:29:01 PM
Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman.  whip:

Quote
In our tests, cats appeared to distinguish between the low to mid light wave spectrum (higher frequency),


These could be Landlady's tests. We should seek more information from her
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 12:31:54 PM
Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman.  whip:

Try this http://videoforcats.com/catvision.htm and if that doesn't work then
Shit, bum, bugger, arsehole I give up  surrender:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:33:35 PM
 sick2:

Landlady. she cross. Barman. Heap big trouble
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:35:06 PM
Oh how I hate a quote that refers to pictures but fails to include them.
Lessons in posting are called for Barman.  whip:

Try this http://videoforcats.com/catvision.htm and if that doesn't work then
Shit, bum, bugger, arsehole I give up  surrender:

Thank You Landlady


PS I love it when you talk dirty
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 12:38:44 PM
sick2:

Landlady. she cross. Barman. Heap big trouble

No I'm not - smack!
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:48:57 PM
Our cat can only see food. IS that normal? She likes pink food especially. Ah, I see a theme developing here

If we had a boy cat he would seek blue food, obviously, of which there are no known examples.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 12:50:31 PM
Our cat can only see food. IS that normal? She likes pink food especially. Ah, I see a theme developing here

If we had a boy cat he would seek blue food, obviously, of which there are no known examples.

Our three cats
Name
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 12:52:57 PM
Our cat can only see food. IS that normal? She likes pink food especially. Ah, I see a theme developing here

If we had a boy cat he would seek blue food, obviously, of which there are no known examples.

Our three cats
Name

Oh too quick off the mark then  redface:

Our three cats

Name                       Gender

Stinky                                            Female
Piggy                                             Male
Tigger                                            Male


All have the same colour food - mostly pink with some tubey lumpy bits in it at times (yuck!)

Does that mean we have two GAY cats  noooo:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Poofy Cats?  happy001
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:54:09 PM
Yes. Many cats are gay. See me in Agony Corner. I feel advice coming on.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 12:54:48 PM
Yes. Many cats are gay. See me in Agony Corner. I feel advice coming on.
A vice?  scared2:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
Poofy Cats?  happy001

Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:14:20 PM
Poofy Cats?  happy001

Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point

Thank You Maam.

Actually in a previous life, with a previous wife we were adopted by a cat of indeterminate age and sex. The children wanted to name and keep it and it fell to me to decide whether it was a boy cat or a girl cat so that an appropriate name could be chosen. I grabbed the animal as it passed and upended it to solve the mystery once and for all by delving into the furry bits underneath. It removed several square inches of skin from my arm and we never did find out if it were a lady or neutered gent so called it Poofy Cat as a compromise. It lived with us for 15 years and the children finally worked out why I had suggested the name.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 01:15:53 PM
Vicious? Girl cat then.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
Poofy Cats?  happy001

Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point

Thank You Maam.

Actually in a previous life, with a previous wife we were adopted by a cat of indeterminate age and sex. The children wanted to name and keep it and it fell to me to decide whether it was a boy cat or a girl cat so that an appropriate name could be chosen. I grabbed the animal as it passed and upended it to solve the mystery once and for all by delving into the furry bits underneath. It removed several square inches of skin from my arm and we never did find out if it were a lady or neutered gent so called it Poofy Cat as a compromise. It lived with us for 15 years and the children finally worked out why I had suggested the name.


Barman named our first two (Stinky & Piggy) hence the short descriptive names of their earlier memorable traits. I insisted on naming the last acquired cat (Tigger from the Omodos Mountains) hence the nicer name suiting his wonder giner stripes - however because he is a very vocal cat (likes to chat and let you know he is around) Barman only calls him


SHUT UP CAT

Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 01:53:09 PM
Normal. Did I say that?. 17 kids  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2007, 01:54:29 PM
Normal. Fuck 17 kids 
Nicky Glitter?
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 02:00:51 PM
Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids 
Nicky Glitter?
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 02:08:55 PM
Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids
Nicky Glitter?

He's lost for words
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 02:09:28 PM
Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids 
Nicky Glitter?

I can't even track back to try and tie in where oh where this 17 kids Nicky Glitter thing ties in  confused:

I'm giving up for today and I won't be back tomorrow (no be quiet no hurrahs from the back please) because I REALLY must do some serious work tomorrow - plus s I'm having a night on the town with the local ladies I don't think I will be in a fit state tomorrow.........

Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 02:10:57 PM
Pics please
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 02:13:21 PM
And I've got to go in a minute. "Back Pain Clinic" where a man who makes me look small will pummel my back muscles, knead my neck, thump me in the kidneys and ask if I feel any better. The answer, which will disappoint him as it always does, will be NO! evil:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s

Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 02:17:50 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s



Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest  whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 02:26:43 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s



Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest  whistle:

And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you  whacky115
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 03:55:25 PM
The Twins are here now! eeek:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 03:55:47 PM
The Twins are here now! eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 04:47:28 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s



Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest  whistle:

And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you  whacky115

Oh that's easy ~ download the images into a new folder marked "FOR SNOOPY'S EYES ONLY" and email it to me.

Anyhooo ~ how am I to know what sort of camera you have ~ I've NEVER received an invitation to the private quarters have I? Oh no the kennel's good enough for me. cry:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 04:51:56 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s



Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest  whistle:

And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you  whacky115

Oh that's easy ~ download the images into a new folder marked "FOR SNOOPY'S EYES ONLY" and email it to me.

Anyhooo ~ how am I to know what sort of camera you have ~ I've NEVER received an invitation to the private quarters have I? Oh no the kennel's good enough for me. cry:
Digital SLR - no scanning...  ::)
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:06:41 PM
And I've got to go in a minute. "Back Pain Clinic" where a man who makes me look small will pummel my back muscles, knead my neck, thump me in the kidneys and ask if I feel any better. The answer, which will disappoint him as it always does, will be NO! evil:

Very well thank you ~ to all who noticed my return and asked how it went. evil:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:08:26 PM
We did all notice in a shiny new thread just for you with flowers and everything but it, um, got deleted somehow?

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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:10:21 PM
We did all notice in a shiny new thread just for you with flowers and everything but it, um, got deleted somehow?

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 cloud9: I'm touched  sad24:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Bar Wench on August 21, 2007, 05:12:35 PM
Well then?
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:13:55 PM
We did all notice in a shiny new thread just for you with flowers and everything but it, um, got deleted somehow?

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 cloud9: I'm touched  sad24:
Good, I?m sure the um techies can find it again? somewhere?  whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:29:43 PM
Well then?

Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all  cloud9: now.

And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:34:02 PM
Well then?

Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all  cloud9: now.

And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside?  whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:36:03 PM
Well then?

Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all  cloud9: now.

And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside?  whistle:

That tasteful Eh?   whacky069
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:43:44 PM
Well then?

Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all  cloud9: now.

And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside?  whistle:

That tasteful Eh?   whacky069
Um... better than that actually... more like... um... a roadside in Pimlico after the most terrible accident? yes, when the Perrier delivery lorry got a flat tyre?  whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:48:41 PM
Well then?

Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all  cloud9: now.

And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside?  whistle:

That tasteful Eh?   whacky069
Um... better than that actually... more like... um... a roadside in Pimlico after the most terrible accident? yes, when the Perrier delivery lorry got a flat tyre?  whistle:

Now you are over-gilding the lily
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:51:21 PM
Well then?

Pretty much as predicted. Punched, Prodded, Thumped and generally abused. Does no good at all and I can hardly walk back to the car afterwards. Back is now very painful but I now have a set of exercises to perform several times a day and back to the clinic at the end of Sept to judge progress.
Thank you for asking. I feel all  cloud9: now.

And do tell BM not to bother the techies ~ it's the thought that counts.
It was the most amazing thread ? like a Liverpudlian roadside?  whistle:

That tasteful Eh?   whacky069
Um... better than that actually... more like... um... a roadside in Pimlico after the most terrible accident? yes, when the Perrier delivery lorry got a flat tyre?  whistle:

Now you are over-gilding the lily
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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Pastis on August 21, 2007, 06:33:00 PM
Lily from Pimlico?  eyes:

Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday  rubschin:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 06:34:42 PM
Lily from Pimlico?  eyes:

Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday  rubschin:
Lily.  noooo:



Mad as a hatter
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Pastis on August 21, 2007, 06:37:16 PM
Lily from Pimlico?  eyes:

Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday  rubschin:
Lily.  noooo:
Mad as a hatter

Had 'em worse. Mad as a box of frogs  ;)
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 06:38:01 PM
Lily from Pimlico?  eyes:

Haven't seen her in ages. Hmmm, I might be free this Sunday  rubschin:
Lily.  noooo:
Mad as a hatter

Had 'em worse. Mad as a box of frogs  ;)
And a dose...  noooo:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 07:36:12 PM
At least the twins have gone
! surrender: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 08:14:09 AM
At least the twins have gone
Has something happened to Olga? sad24:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Sour Puss on August 22, 2007, 07:26:25 PM

You are obviously a true and purebred cat Mrs. PG  smile:

I never doubted it for a moment.  cloud9:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 07:30:15 PM
OMIGAWD we've got a mutual admiration society going on here.
Nothing and nobody around here is as cool as Joe Cool ~ Pure Breed Beagle

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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Sour Puss on August 22, 2007, 10:43:28 PM
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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2007, 07:37:36 AM
If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2007, 07:53:44 AM
If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2007, 08:14:37 AM
OO~ER  eeek:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2007, 08:16:27 AM
If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land!  scared2:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2007, 08:49:37 AM
If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land!  scared2:

Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2007, 09:38:11 AM
If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land!  scared2:

Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
I bet he has 75g of number 6 that says you don't!  whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2007, 09:51:35 AM
If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree. point:
Says it all as far as I'm concerned. whistle:
If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:
Get orf mi land!  scared2:

Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.
I bet he has 75g of number 6 that says you don't!  whistle:

He has to sleep sometime ~ there's two of us  whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2007, 10:01:01 AM
From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover scared2:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2007, 10:11:52 AM
From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover scared2:

In his wellies?  rubschin:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2007, 11:48:40 AM
From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover scared2:
In his wellies?  rubschin:
Always ready for action. whistle:

Unlike the Land Rover (Range Rover in fact) which has seen its last MOT and will be on its way to Valhalla shortly.  noooo:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2007, 12:06:30 PM
With Mrs DS#3 in it, one assumes
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2007, 02:26:03 PM
With Mrs DS#3 in it, one assumes
whistle:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Sour Puss on August 25, 2007, 12:28:34 AM

He has to sleep sometime ~ there's two of us  whistle:


My cousins are all ready to come over and help if we need them.  whistle:
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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Sour Puss on August 25, 2007, 12:39:27 AM

Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.

Hairballs you say  whistle:

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Here are some I prepared earlier.  cloud9:
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Sour Puss on August 25, 2007, 12:45:23 AM

If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still. evil:

Don't fret Snoopy old pal, I can drop him long befor his silly old 12 bore is in range.  whistle:

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Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2007, 05:32:14 AM
Run Farmer, Run Farmer, Run Run Run
Here come the Pussy with her Gun Gun Gun
She'll let fly when she sees the white of your eye
So Run Farmer, Run Farmer, Run Run Run


(With apologies to Flannegan and Allen)
Title: Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
Post by: Misunderstood on August 25, 2007, 08:38:53 AM
I have adjusted to that. Everyone looks like they have liver disease to me sad24:

That'll explain why I've never seen you on Crime Watch then...  ;)