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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Landlady on July 24, 2013, 12:52:41 PM
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
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BM is a very naughty boy noooo:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Bm.......... noooo:
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angel1
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Bm.......... noooo:
Kinda but not really rubschin:
No details - far too angry041: and frustratingly partly with myself sad24:
Will kick my own backside a bit later but first to see what witty ripostes await herein whistle:
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angel1
Wot did you do .......... rubschin:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Bm.......... noooo:
Kinda but not really rubschin:
No details - far too angry041: and frustratingly partly with myself sad24:
Will kick my own backside a bit later but first to see what witty ripostes await herein whistle:
Video required
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OK for me so far.
Just won at 8 pin bowling, the sun is shining, Tap-a-talk is all betterer as you can see and so far no human or animal of the house has been abducted by aliens.
Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
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Miss T is walking around in a bikini ....thinking about going in the pool to sort her hangover out........I have a beer........ cloud9: (that's for the beer)
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angel1
Wot did you do .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
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angel1
Wot did you do .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Awaits dinner tonight,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
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angel1
Wot did you do .......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Awaits dinner tonight,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Sketty! Thumbs:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll: lol:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
Get a man in ......... Thumbs:
rubschin:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.
drumroll: lol:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.
redface:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.
Apparently it's good for the lemon trees eeek:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.
Apparently it's good for the lemon trees eeek:
We haven't got any lemon trees! point:
Oh.... redface:
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Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
Both. I'm right dodgy with snakes too.
But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK
and as no one will ask. . . . . . .
There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest. And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face. And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught. Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it. Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"
Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP noooo: That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough
Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden
R.I.P BM sad24:
He's safe .................. don't worry NickSick
Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.
Apparently it's good for the lemon trees eeek:
We haven't got any lemon trees! point:
Oh.... redface:
happy001
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/cms/site/docs/New%20Bowlplex%20Grill%20Menu.pdf)
£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain
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Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
Both. I'm right dodgy with snakes too.
But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK
and as no one will ask. . . . . . .
There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest. And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face. And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught. Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it. Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"
Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.
OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list.... Heavy it was too.. confused:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/cms/site/docs/New%20Bowlplex%20Grill%20Menu.pdf)
£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain
Bargain ........ Thumbs: but they could do with more advertising on the me n you....... rubschin:
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... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list.... Heavy it was too.. confused:
worthy: I couldn't have done that scared2:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/cms/site/docs/New%20Bowlplex%20Grill%20Menu.pdf)
£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain
Pretty good value. Thumbs:
No alcohol though. noooo:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/cms/site/docs/New%20Bowlplex%20Grill%20Menu.pdf)
£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain
Pretty good value. Thumbs:
No alcohol though. noooo:
Shocked:
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It helps the bowling ball go fasterer. Thumbs:
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Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
Both. I'm right dodgy with snakes too.
But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK
and as no one will ask. . . . . . .
There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest. And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face. And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught. Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it. Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"
Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.
eeek:
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/cms/site/docs/New%20Bowlplex%20Grill%20Menu.pdf)
£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain
Pretty good value. Thumbs:
No alcohol though. noooo:
Oh yes there is (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/facilities/bar.aspx), bout 15 foot away. But haven't drunk there yet.
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Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.
So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?
drumroll:
happy001
Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident. I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.
Burger........ eeek:
The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/cms/site/docs/New%20Bowlplex%20Grill%20Menu.pdf)
£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain
Pretty good value. Thumbs:
No alcohol though. noooo:
Oh yes there is (http://www.bowlplex.co.uk/facilities/bar.aspx), bout 15 foot away. But haven't drunk there yet.
noooo: shame........
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Not being the son of the Attorney general and this not being Cyprus I have to think about not losing my licence
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Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
Both. I'm right dodgy with snakes too.
But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK
and as no one will ask. . . . . . .
There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest. And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face. And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught. Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it. Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"
Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.
OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list.... Heavy it was too.. confused:
I don't mind reptiles although I'm a little wary about snakes after waking up one morning to find a 4.5ft Californian King snake curled up on my chest looking at me. noooo:
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Not being the son of the Attorney general and this not being Cyprus I have to think about not losing my licence
noooo: noooo:
It is compulsory over here. Thumbs:
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Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
Both. I'm right dodgy with snakes too.
But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK
and as no one will ask. . . . . . .
There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest. And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face. And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught. Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it. Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"
Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.
OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list.... Heavy it was too.. confused:
I don't mind reptiles although I'm a little wary about snakes after waking up one morning to find a 4.5ft Californian King snake curled up on my chest looking at me. noooo:
Should that be in the "My Night With Winston" thread? rubschin:
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Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???
Both. I'm right dodgy with snakes too.
But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK
and as no one will ask. . . . . . .
There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest. And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face. And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught. Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it. Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"
Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.
OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list.... Heavy it was too.. confused:
I don't mind reptiles although I'm a little wary about snakes after waking up one morning to find a 4.5ft Californian King snake curled up on my chest looking at me. noooo:
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I was a student nurse at the time and the snake belonged to one of the girls on my corridor. I did quite like Elvis but I swear the little bugger used to enjoy getting out and scaring the crap out of people. The best one he got was the boyfriend of the week of one of the other girls when he was in the shower. The guy was RN, 6ft, built like a brick shithouse and screams like a girl. lol:
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I was a student nurse at the time and the snake belonged to one of the girls on my corridor. I did quite like Elvis but I swear the little bugger used to enjoy getting out and scaring the crap out of people. The best one he got was the boyfriend of the week of one of the other girls when he was in the shower. The guy was RN, 6ft, built like a brick shithouse and screams like a girl. lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by taking his pet out of his travel box to show her
When did you last update your anti-euphemism software?
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Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by taking his pet out of his travel box to show her
When did you last update your anti-euphemism software?
;D ;D ;D
eating popcorn joke ........ whistle:
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I'd like to say the day got better but not a lot noooo: noooo: noooo:
Hack and slashing okay until it got a smidge too windy (breezy if you prefer) and balancing on the top step of the BIG step ladders became a bit too ''Nick'ish'' for my liking surrender:
Then checking on the issue of my aggravation (Bank - UK based this time) I find they have made no reply to my earlier enquiries and still don't know where JERSEY is in their own banking system .......
I have actually just put my head on my arms on my arms I felt soooooooooooooooooooooooo despairing !!!
So another cocktail as first prescribed and free tasters of the same to all who need it in the VP
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
Your two glasses on the bar sis cloud9: you are already one behind me eyes:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
Your two glasses on the bar sis cloud9: you are already one behind me eyes:
Shocked:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
Your two glasses on the bar sis cloud9: you are already one behind me eyes:
Shocked:
eyes:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
Your two glasses on the bar sis cloud9: you are already one behind me eyes:
How is the new doggy ....... rubschin:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
Your two glasses on the bar sis cloud9: you are already one behind me eyes:
Not for long thank you Thumbs: eyes:
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Today I need
a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles
NOW censored:
Don't forget to save one for me sis :thumbsup:
Sounds just what I could do with....... cloud9:
Your two glasses on the bar sis cloud9: you are already one behind me eyes:
Shocked:
eyes:
censored: censored: both of you.. noooo:
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Guess LL is cooking now for the boss ......... rubschin:
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Is it time for the "whole day " joke now.......... Thumbs:
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Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by taking his pet out of his travel box to show her
When did you last update your anti-euphemism software?
;D ;D ;D
eating popcorn joke ........ whistle:
lol:
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Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by taking his pet out of his travel box to show her
When did you last update your anti-euphemism software?
;D ;D ;D
eating popcorn joke ........ whistle:
lol:
lol:
My anti euphenism software only blocks one inuendo a day and that was taken by Darwin's backslash post.
Anyway I'm now in a bit of a shit mood on account of the injection I had earlier that was supposed to sort my shoulder but has made it worserer. To be fair the doc said he expected that result but the rules say he has to try it.
Bet the looming booze sorts it, a long planned attack on our champagne and fake champagne mountain