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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 11:55:00 AM
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All ready in case anyone wants Swansea (playing tonight)
Rules
As marked up with rule amendments 1 and 2
The winner, who will be awarded Steve right's to the CDB 3 prize, is the
a) Last left with points for their selected club
b) but if tied, one with most surviving points at season end
c) but if still damn well tied, one whose team has the highest place in respective league
d) and if still sodding well tied, then Steve will toss a coin or summat to decide
Scoring
Start with 100 points deducting 10 points for a major calamity for their selected premiership or championship club:
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
REL- relegation
Deducting 5 points for a moderate calamity for the club:
KO - knocked out of a cup competition the club took seriously (IE for a club in Europe the League Cup does not count)
and 1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club:
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player) however calamity will be removed if player appeal or other action means no matches are missed
OB - other ban of same (eg a Suarezism)
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle
Late Entry - for every day after August 1st as needed to make the new entered team to be at least as bad as the current worst team at that time(special exemption for Tipsy til return from France and Boogs cos we're just nice people)
During the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013 in any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield (not a cup competition)
Rules may be changed if and only if both Steve and Uncle agree
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Current table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Misty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | Tipsy?? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
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Misty's Leeds have successfully navigated first match without a single doh:
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Tipsy has now signed up to Spurs and Misty's Leeds have survived 2 games without a doh: :thumbsup:
Leeds and Man U playing this weekend ahead of the full season start on the 17th
So the current table is a bit of a non event:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Misty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | Tipsy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
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Tipsy has now signed up to Spurs and Misty's Leeds have survived 2 games without a doh: :thumbsup:
Leeds and Man U playing this weekend ahead of the full season start on the 17th
So the current table is a bit of a non event:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Misty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | Tipsy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
I hope Foggy wins. Thumbs:
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Calamity!
Laurent Koscielny has not had a good few minutes. Moments after giving away a debateable penalty - for which he was booked - the Frenchman sees his second yellow for a rash challenge on Andreas Weimann
point: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpatientsafety.com%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2Fapps%2F_small%2Fhand_red_card.png&hash=f6051092e44231c019de3ea03325ec00912adf87) happy002
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Calamity!
Laurent Koscielny has not had a good few minutes. Moments after giving away a debateable penalty - for which he was booked - the Frenchman sees his second yellow for a rash challenge on Andreas Weimann
point: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpatientsafety.com%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2Fapps%2F_small%2Fhand_red_card.png&hash=f6051092e44231c019de3ea03325ec00912adf87) happy002
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cussing: cussing:
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I have visions of Steve sat there with all his emoticons/ pictures lined up ready to use as the whistle blows :thumbsup:
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I have visions of Steve sat there with all his emoticons/ pictures lined up ready to use as the whistle blows :thumbsup:
No, on a whim had to go and search for that one. Thought the opening calamity needed a bit of special treatment
The way the Swansea:United game is going they'll be another one later
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It's all bollox........ cussing:
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It's all bollox........ cussing:
so it may turn out to be.
Or maybe we'll see someone lose the compo on a sending off in the last minute of the season
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Am I too late to join redface:
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Am I too late to join redface:
No.......... Thumbs:
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What team Boogs?
Will try and sort a dispensation for late joining
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What team Boogs?
Will try and sort a dispensation for late joining
Does it need to be premiership ...
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What team Boogs?
Will try and sort a dispensation for late joining
Does it need to be premiership ...
rubschin: no
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Rules say or Championship so Forest are OK
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Notts Forest then if that's ok
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Notts Forest then if that's ok
Glory hunter......... noooo:
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Notts Forest then if that's ok
:thumbsup:
trudges off to check Forest's record so far
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Notts Forest then if that's ok
:thumbsup:
trudges off to check Forest's record so far
3 from 3 I think,........ rubschin:
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Notts Forest then if that's ok
:thumbsup:
trudges off to check Forest's record so far
Thank you Steve cloud9:
Notts Forest then if that's ok
Glory hunter......... noooo:
Only team I can think of that can cock up .... Thumbs:
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Shrugs: I better read the rools now .... redface:
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Shrugs: I better read the rools now .... redface:
He changes them to suit ,............ noooo:
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Shrugs: I better read the rools now .... redface:
He changes them to suit ,............ noooo:
::)
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right unless Uncle disagrees, I propose rule amendment 1 to add Boogs to the exemption list from the late entry penalty and the default penalty for anyone else joining late (Al?) becomes the worse of where they would have been if joined on time or the worstest team when they join
OK Uncle?
. . .trudges off to check Forest's record so far
3 from 3 I think,........ rubschin:
Is of no consequence. But they seem to be calamity free through 4 games played.
Current table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Misty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Forest | Boogs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Spurs | Tipsy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 9 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 99 |
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It's a fix......... cussing: cussing:
Unless my team win......... whistle:
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It's a fix......... cussing: cussing:
Unless my team win......... whistle:
That's the spirit! :thumbsup:
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Thanks Steve :thumbsup:
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It's a fix......... cussing: cussing:
Unless my team win......... whistle:
Got fecked right & proper today. happy001
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right unless Uncle disagrees, I propose rule amendment 1 to add Boogs to the exemption list from the late entry penalty and the default penalty for anyone else joining late (Al?) becomes the worse of where they would have been if joined on time or the worstest team when they join
OK Uncle?
:thumbsup:
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cheers Uncle.
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Interesting footage on Sky this morning of the Yeovil v Brum game last night. In short... Player injured, goalkeeper throws the ball out, play resumes but instead of returning the ball to the goalkeeeper, Yeovil score... fight ensues....game resumes, goes to extra time, Yeovil score... play resumes, Yeovil players stand there and allow Brum to walk a goal in... penalties, Brum win :thumbsup:
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Interesting footage on Sky this morning of the Yeovil v Brum game last night. In short... Player injured, goalkeeper throws the ball out, play resumes but instead of returning the ball to the goalkeeeper, Yeovil score... fight ensues....game resumes, goes to extra time, Yeovil score... play resumes, Yeovil players stand there and allow Brum to walk a goal in... penalties, Brum win :thumbsup:
Well the right thing happened eventually
A busy night all round but sadly no calamities. Liverpool went close to a serious one when Notts County fought back
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Calamity?
Over to Uncle in the judging room to confirm or deny please
Gareth Bale joins Real Madrid from Spurs in £85m world record deal (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23538218)
Sure looks like loss of a key player
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Calamity?
Over to Uncle in the judging room to confirm or deny please
Gareth Bale joins Real Madrid from Spurs in £85m world record deal (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23538218)
Sure looks like loss of a key player
Wait till end of the transfer deadline Wenger might sell someone yet.. ::)
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do you actually have any key players?
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do you actually have any key players?
The piano....... rubschin:
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do you actually have any key players?
The piano....... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
to serious matters:
Calamity!
Uncle has confirmed the bad news for Tipsy that Bale going south is loss of a key player. Calamities do seem to be a bit thin on the ground so far
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Leeds | Misty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Forest | Boogs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 99 |
| 8 | Arsenal | Apey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 99 |
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My reasoning as given to Steve:
Bale has an influence over a game above and beyond just the number of goals scored. Arsenal would have played different if Bale had played. They would have concentrated on him to the detriment of more open play. The result could easily have been different. Bale is definitely a key player
You're welcome to make a counter argument.
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Calamity!
"Stephen Warnock shown a red card for second bookable offence."
That'll be a strike mark against Misty's Leeds then
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Forest | Boogs | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 7 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
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Calamity!
" X will have to spend the final 10 minutes watching from the sidelines as his untidy tackle on the surging Y brings him a second yellow card."
details embargoed til MOTD
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Calamity!
"West Ham manager Sam Allardyce speaking to Match of the Day about Mark Noble's second yellow card for a tackle on Ross Barkley: "It is always easy to look at the situation on my laptop afterwards and say Mark played the ball first."
Yeah whatever Sam it's still the first strike mark against Uncle's Hammers
League Cup exits next week?
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Forest | Boogs | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 6 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 6 | Leeds | Misty | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 6 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 6 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
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cussing:
We need Carroll back urgently.
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cussing:
We need Carroll back urgently.
Not a good day,,,, noooo:
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oh dear Boogs Mucho Calamity!
"Danny Ings grabs his ninth goal in 11 games to put Burnley in front, running across his man to get to the front post and flick a header home."
And that's the way it stayed so Forest exit the League cup
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 5 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Leeds | Misty | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 5 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 9 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
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oh dear Boogs Mucho Calamity!
"Danny Ings grabs his ninth goal in 11 games to put Burnley in front, running across his man to get to the front post and flick a header home."
And that's the way it stayed so Forest exit the League cup
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 5 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Leeds | Misty | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 5 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 9 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
sad24: sad24: sad24:
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oh dear Boogs Mucho Calamity!
"Danny Ings grabs his ninth goal in 11 games to put Burnley in front, running across his man to get to the front post and flick a header home."
And that's the way it stayed so Forest exit the League cup
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 5 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Leeds | Misty | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 5 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 9 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
sad24: sad24: sad24:
I wouldn't worry, we'll just about all get knocked out of 2 cup competitions sooner or later, some of us at risk of three scared2:.
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Mucho Calamity!
"Newcastle double their advantage as Yoan Gouffran rolls his defender on the edge of the box before smashing in a powerful shot. His first goal in Newcastle."
And that's the way it stayed so Misty's Leeds exit the League cup
Meantime Mucho Calamity!
"One goal was enough then, Liverpool had plenty of good chances but it is Manchester United who go through."
And that's Grower's Liverpool eased out too
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 4 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
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Mucho Calamity!
"Newcastle double their advantage as Yoan Gouffran rolls his defender on the edge of the box before smashing in a powerful shot. His first goal in Newcastle."
And that's the way it stayed so Misty's Leeds exit the League cup
Meantime Mucho Calamity!
"One goal was enough then, Liverpool had plenty of good chances but it is Manchester United who go through."
And that's Grower's Liverpool eased out too
Updated table
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 4 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
That will teach Foggy to get all shitty. point:
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She is going downhill....more like Smog.
Poor Apey. noooo:
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tempting fate ^ Mr B, tempting fate.
Many more games to go
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I have to admit to not really understanding this much are we trying to keep as many points as we can ... redface:
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I have to admit to not really understanding this much are we trying to keep as many points as we can ... redface:
Yep. Thumbs:
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I have to admit to not really understanding this much are we trying to keep as many points as we can ... redface:
Yep. Thumbs:
Oh right Thumbs:
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Well actually the idea is to take schadenfreudesque pleasure as seeing others teams cock it up
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Well actually the idea is to take schadenfreudesque pleasure as seeing others teams cock it up
Have you met Foggy? Thumbs:
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Well actually the idea is to take schadenfreudesque pleasure as seeing others teams cock it up
No skill in it then Thumbs:
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Well actually the idea is to take schadenfreudesque pleasure as seeing others teams cock it up
No skill in it then Thumbs:
Oh yes there is.....you just do not open your big northern gob and protest. Thumbs:
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Well actually the idea is to take schadenfreudesque pleasure as seeing others teams cock it up
No skill in it then Thumbs:
Oh yes, bout the same level as in CDB
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Well actually the idea is to take schadenfreudesque pleasure as seeing others teams cock it up
No skill in it then Thumbs:
Oh yes, bout the same level as in CDB
Thumbs:
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I wouldn't despair at the early results. The Championship teams were always likely to take the cup hits early. The Champions League teams (for Apey, Baldy and moi) will be taking hits after December and if really unlucky/crap can each take one more hit than Forest can
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And we have another Calamity and a controversial one at that
"Fernando Torres is heading for an early bath after picking up a yellow card for jumping into Jan Vertonghen. TV replays showed that to be a very harsh and slightly bemusing decision"
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Updated table, still a long way to go though
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 3 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
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Calamity for Boogs' Forest
"the Reds held on despite having Nathaniel Chalobah sent off. The on-loan Chelsea midfielder was dismissed for picking up two yellow cards."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | Snoopy | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 3 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
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You wait ages for one and along come 2 Calamities one each for Apey and Misty
"A bit of ping-pong ensues before Palace, sensing an opportunity, counter attack and the Moroccan sprints towards the other end before being felled by Mikel Arteta."
"Leeds defender Tom Lees gets an unfortunate touch off Adam Hammill's ball into the box to divert it into his own net."
point: point:
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 3 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | | | | | 1 | 99 |
| 6 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Calamity for Tipsy's Spurs
"Rosenior's cross from the right is met by Curtis Davies, but the ball is going wide until it hits goalkeeper Brad Friedel and bundles into the net."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 3 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 1 | | | | 1 | 98 |
| 5 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Were there not some 'out of the cup' deductions? rubschin:
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Were there not some 'out of the cup' deductions? rubschin:
Shut up........ cussing: he had forgotted.....
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Were there not some 'out of the cup' deductions? rubschin:
Shut up........ cussing: he had forgotted.....
point:
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Were there not some 'out of the cup' deductions? rubschin:
Shut up........ cussing: he had forgotted.....
point:
Oh noes noooo:, does not apply
"Deducting 5 points for a moderate calamity for the club:
KO - knocked out of a cup competition the club took seriously (IE for a club in Europe the League Cup does not count) "
IMHO putting Bendtner on as a starting striker is 100% proof they weren't taking it seriously
Of course Arsenal, Chelsea and United could have the Uber Calamity of getting knocked out of two European cup competitions (as did United a while back)
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Calamity for Boogs' Forest
"34:06 Penalty conceded by Djamel Abdoun (Nottingham Forest) after a foul in the penalty area. Djamel Abdoun (Nottingham Forest) is shown the red card for a bad foul. "
There is a suggestion that Rooney scored an own goal today but seems the ref said it was not. Have to wait for the dubious goals panel on that one
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 3 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 1 | | | | 1 | 98 |
| 5 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Arse! Calamity for United
"Marouane Fellaini's Manchester United career hits another early stumbling block, the Belgian is sent off in the 90th minute for a second yellow card after a clumsy challenge on David Zurutuza "
Only Snoopy RIP has the angelic record right now
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | | | | | | | 100 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 1 | | | | 1 | 98 |
| 5 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Saints out ....... noooo:
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Saints out ....... noooo:
eeek:
Sorry Snoopy but that'll be a plummet for your team. Watch dis space
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Big Calamity for Snoopy's Southampton
"Goals from Phil Bardsley and Sebastian Larsson secured Sunderland a Capital One Cup quarter-final tie against Chelsea at the expense of Southampton."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 4 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 1 | | | | 1 | 98 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 6 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Double Calamity for Tipsy's Spurs
"Alvaro Negredo's shot hits first Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul and then Sandro and ends up in the net. . . . . .FULL-TIME- Manchester City 6-0 Tottenham"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | | | 1 | 1 | 96 |
| 6 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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(as if he's watching) Calamity for Growler's Liverpool
"Yannick Sagbo holds the ball up and finds the Hud lurking on the edge of the box, he goes for the left-footed chip but it's sailing harmlessly wide until Martin Skrtel diverts it into the net with a stooping header. "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | | | 1 | 1 | 96 |
| 6 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 1 | | | | | 94 |
| 8 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Multiple Calamities for Uncle and the missing Growler
1. "Terrible luck for West Ham as Luis Suarez takes a shot which bounces off goalkeeper Jussi Jasskelainen and deflects into Guy Demel who turns it into his own goal. "
2. "Guy Demel whips a cross to the far post which Matt Jarvis puts back into the mixer for Martin Skrtel to turn past his own keeper."
3. "West Ham's discipline is going now - Kevin Nolan rightly being sent for an early bath for an awful rake down the back of Jordan Henderson's calf."
4. "Luis Suarez turns Mark Noble inside out on the edge of the area and hammers a shot which takes a wicked deflection off Joey O'Brien and nestles into the back of the net."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 2 | | | | 96 |
| 4 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | | | 1 | 1 | 96 |
| 6 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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well after a delay to allow Apey to try and bribe blackmail or otherwise persuade our Uncle, a
Euro Calamity for Apey is logged
"This could make the last 15 minutes very interesting! Mikel Arteta is sent off for a second yellow card, a nibble on Jose Callejon. Not much in it but he's off."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 2 | | | | 96 |
| 4 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | | | 1 | 1 | 96 |
| 6 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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well after a delay to allow Apey to try and bribe blackmail or otherwise persuade our Uncle, a
Euro Calamity for Apey is logged
"This could make the last 15 minutes very interesting! Mikel Arteta is sent off for a second yellow card, a nibble on Jose Callejon. Not much in it but he's off."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 2 | | | | 96 |
| 4 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | | | 1 | 1 | 96 |
| 6 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
Uncle is not Sepp Blatter.......... evil:
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. . .
Uncle is not Sepp Blatter.......... evil:
and aren't we glad
we should start a campaign for Uncle to be his successor though, then we could bump Blatter off, gain a CDB point in the process and all would be good again in football
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. . .
Uncle is not Sepp Blatter.......... evil:
and aren't we glad
we should start a campaign for Uncle to be his successor though, then we could bump Blatter off, gain a CDB point in the process and all would be good again in football
He gets my vote........but he wouldn't work any days when the Hammers were playing to avoid the score .......... rubschin:
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Is AVB's going to pay for dealing Tipsy a Double Calamity with a P45 on Monday?
"RED CARD- Tottenham 0-2 Liverpool - Paulinho
A shake of the head from Andre Villas-Boas. Luis Suarez knocks the ball forward and Paulinho's challenge is late. In fact, he kicks the Liverpool striker in the ribs,"
"Tottenham 0-5 Liverpool Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy looks on as the final whistle is blown. Is the sword of Damocles hovering over Andre Villas-Boas?"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 2 | | | | 96 |
| 5 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 6 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 94 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 2 | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
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Boogs Forest drop to bottom place with their third sending off Calamity
"Nottingham Forest, who have drawn four of their last five matches, had Darius Henderson sent off late on. The striker had only been on the field for eight minutes"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 1 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 2 | | | | 96 |
| 5 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 6 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 94 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
| 9 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
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Stupid idiot giving me a Calamity
"Dismissal Second yellow card to Luis Antonio Valencia (Manchester United)."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 2 | | | | 96 |
| 5 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 6 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 94 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
| 9 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
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sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: heartbroken...
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sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: heartbroken...
Nah, don't worry yet. The Euro cup exits start in February
Meantime Nolan gives another Calamity to Uncle
"Kevin Nolan earns a second stupid red card in a matter of weeks. Big Sam will be fuming. Nolan is jostling with Fernando Amorebieta on the halfway line and after pushing him off the ball, he volleys him in the calf. Brainless."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | | | 2 | | | | 98 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 4 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 6 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 94 |
| 7 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 1 | 1 | 1 | | | | 93 |
| 9 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
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big calamities for Misty and Tipsy today
Will update tomorrow after Boogs v Uncle and my misfiring lot v Swansea scared2:
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I fear the worse today noooo:
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I fear the worse today noooo:
Well IF you lose .Sam can say to better to stay in the premiership....... Thumbs:
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I fear the worse today noooo:
Well IF you lose .Sam can say to better to stay in the premiership....... Thumbs:
And so can Moyes........ whistle:
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I fear the worse today noooo:
Well IF you lose .Sam can say to better to stay in the premiership....... Thumbs:
And so can Moyes........ whistle:
Indeed
Calamities galore with Uncle and I suffering the worst cry:
"CUPSET- Rochdale 2-0 Leeds
BBC Sport's Jonathan Jurejko at Spotland: "Who said the romance of the FA Cup was dead?"
"FULL-TIME- Arsenal 2-0 Tottenham
Arsenal celebrate. Done and dusted. The Arsenal fans enjoyed that"
"GOAL- Nottingham Forest 5-0 West Ham - Andy Reid (90 mins)
Djamel Abdoun skips down the left and unselfishly passes to the onrushing Andy Reid who aims true into the top corner."
"It is just a five-minute cameo for Fabio which ends in an eyesore of a tackle on Jose Canas."
"Manchester United fans looked stunned in the stands, but it had been coming. Wayne Routledge does Darren Fletcher for pace down the left again, stands up a fine cross and Wilfried Bony buries the header."
Updated and much changed table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 7 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | 1 | | 89 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 1 | | | | 88 |
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This is all going very Pete Tong Banghead
But good news for Boogs with another Calamity for me send her team one place above in the table cry:
"On second viewing, was that a Ryan Giggs own goal? It was indeed, the veteran tackled Bardsley and steered the ball over the line from a few yards out."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 3 | | | | 91 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 7 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | 1 | | 89 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 1 | | | | 88 |
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That makes a refreshing change :thumbsup:
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This is a testing time for anyone supporting any team called United
Today it's Uncle's turn for grief as with a Calamity of a result and an inferior league position he falls beneath Misty rubschin:
"GOAL - Man City 6-0 West Ham - Edin Dzeko (89 mins)
No, it's not back-to-back 5-0 defeats as City get their sixth. Aleksandar Kolarov cuts the ball back and Edin Dzeko sends a left-footed missile right into the top corner. Pick that one out!"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 3 | | | | 91 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 1 | | | | 88 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | 2 | | 88 |
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Need a rule interpretation
The rules say you have a calamity if you lose a game or tie by 5 clear goals. So Uncle lost a point for losing 6:0 tonight. IMHO he can't then lose another point if the aggregate of the tie has a 5 clear goals defeat.
But if they lose by 5 clear goals in the second leg (not impossible) then that will be a second calamity (and of course a KO calamity on top).
The rules say Uncle has to agree such a ruling but any comments from others?
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This is a testing time for anyone supporting any team called United
Today it's Uncle's turn for grief as with a Calamity of a result and an inferior league position he falls beneath Misty rubschin:
"GOAL - Man City 6-0 West Ham - Edin Dzeko (89 mins)
No, it's not back-to-back 5-0 defeats as City get their sixth. Aleksandar Kolarov cuts the ball back and Edin Dzeko sends a left-footed missile right into the top corner. Pick that one out!"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 3 | | | | 91 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 1 | | | | 88 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | 2 | | 88 |
Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
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. . .
Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
The rules say both Uncle and I have to agree any rules change.
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. . .
Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
The rules say both Uncle and I have to agree any rules change.
Fix,..... noooo:
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Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
rubschin:
Not my style.
Re the calamity rules if (when!) WHU lose the second leg then the tie will have a clear 5 goal difference so that would be another calamity on top of the calamity points for being knocked out. If they lose by 6-0 again that would be a triple calamity.
eeek:
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Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
rubschin:
Not my style.
Re the calamity rules if (when!) WHU lose the second leg then the tie will have a clear 5 goal difference so that would be another calamity on top of the calamity points for being knocked out. If they lose by 6-0 again that would be a triple calamity.
eeek:
rubschin: a man of Honour......... Thumbs:
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Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
rubschin:
Not my style.
Re the calamity rules if (when!) WHU lose the second leg then the tie will have a clear 5 goal difference so that would be another calamity on top of the calamity points for being knocked out. If they lose by 6-0 again that would be a triple calamity.
eeek:
rubschin: a man of Honour......... Thumbs:
Indeed worthy: Uncle
Will Sam play a strong team to get that 2 goal win in the return or will he play a load of kids and the man that paints the lines?
rubschin:
You're doomed Uncle, doomed
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Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0
whistle:
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Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0
whistle:
:thumbsup:
and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. " :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0
whistle:
:thumbsup:
and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. " :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
That Foggy is doomed. noooo:
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Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0
whistle:
:thumbsup:
and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. " :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
That Foggy is doomed. noooo:
And she so insisted that Leeds were HER team
Ah well
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So to recap on todays Calamities for Misty and Uncle
"Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0. Matt Smith, on as a substitute at the interval, is sent off for a late aerial challenge on Sheffield Wednesday's Reda Johnson, giving referee Lee Probert no real choice."
"It's all over at Hillsborough and it was a day to forget for Leeds as they were beaten 6-0 by Sheffield Wednesday. The final goal in injury time by Caolan Lavery summed up the afternoon for Brian McDermott's side who have now lost their last four matches in all competitions."
"James Tomkins trudges to the sidelines after a high foot almost rearranges Frazier Campbell's nose. Second booking and West Ham's defensive shortcomings are only going to get worse with a one-match ban to come."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 3 | | | | 91 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | 2 | | 87 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
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Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0
whistle:
:thumbsup:
and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. " :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
That Foggy is doomed. noooo:
And she so insisted that Leeds were HER team
Ah well
Poor Apey. noooo:
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Where is the new league........ whistle:
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match only JUST finished. Not everyone does things prematurely you know
(it was nearly 2 in the last 3 minutes)
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Lucky to get away with only one Calamity was I
"RED CARD - Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd - Nemanja Vidic
Madness! A really rash challenge from Nemanja Vidic as Eden Hazard runs away from him in midfield and Vidic just snaps, flying into a scissor challenge and hacking him down.
The sort of challenge you put in when you've been hammered by a teenager online on a console game. Pure frustration."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | 2 | | 87 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
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Lucky to get away with only one Calamity was I
"RED CARD - Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd - Nemanja Vidic
Madness! A really rash challenge from Nemanja Vidic as Eden Hazard runs away from him in midfield and Vidic just snaps, flying into a scissor challenge and hacking him down.
The sort of challenge you put in when you've been hammered by a teenager online on a console game. Pure frustration."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | 2 | | 87 |
| 9 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
Higher placed than the real league....... whistle:
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Nearer the bottom than in the real league too
cry:
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Uncle needs to change the rules........ Thumbs:
rubschin:
Not my style.
Re the calamity rules if (when!) WHU lose the second leg then the tie will have a clear 5 goal difference so that would be another calamity on top of the calamity points for being knocked out. If they lose by 6-0 again that would be a triple calamity.
eeek:
Well looks like the triple calamity has been avoided Uncle but an awful night for your Hammers in the calamity league with a knock out and 9 nil tie
Will update tomorrow after my United have 3 own goals and 2 sendings off. Not a good time to be a United supporter of any colour
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whistle:
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Miserable night for me that tonight was the European exemption rule means the only Calamities of the League Cup semi final second legs are all for Uncle
"FULL-TIME- West Ham 0-3 Man City (agg 0-9)"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 3 | | | | 97 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | 2 | 1 | 89 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 4 | | 3 | | 81 |
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Will update with Flamini's folly tomorrow
Not enough to change any placings. FA cup next round is the next calamity crunch
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Will update with Flamini's folly tomorrow
Not enough to change any placings. FA cup next round is the next calamity crunch
cussing:
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Calamity
for Tipsy
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As said midweek Calamities for Apey and Tipsy but no table change
"RED CARD- Southampton 2-2 Arsenal - Mathieu Flamini
Mathieu Flamini. Two-footed lunge on Morgan Schneiderlin. Red card. No complaints."
"RED CARD- Tottenham 0-1 Man City - Danny Rose
And the Spurs full-back is given his marching orders, despite seeming to get to the ball. The hosts are furious."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 4 | | 3 | | 81 |
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I see Howard Webb decides that Calamity football is far more important than what little is left of his once good reputation with a stupid sending off
But they all count
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cussing: for the sending off :thumbsup: for the result
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cussing: for the sending off :thumbsup: for the result
:thumbsup:
At this rate Sam will still be in football long after Webb isn't. A very dumb decision reacting to blatant play acting by Chico
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I'll have to watch it tonight.
I note your boys are suffering again.
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I'll have to watch it tonight.
I note your boys are suffering again.
Oh yes, was it ever thus this season cry:
Sounds like it might be an own goal too Banghead
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Just the one Calamity over the weekend then (for Uncle)
"RED CARD- West Ham 2-0 Swansea - Andy Carroll
Andy Carroll's off - and I'm not quite sure why. The big striker goes up for a physical, aerial challenge with Chico Flores and, in the motion of coming down and untangling himself from the Swansea defender, he unintentionally clips his opponent on the back of the head. And I mean clips. Very harsh."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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I should think that this latest calamity will be overturned on appeal. Even the Swansea boss thought it was a bit harsh.
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"so, where did that nasty man hit you?"
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2F9e2e7tb2x%2Fflores.jpg&hash=60289d072c0dcb03e74e4057f073f14006da04e2) (http://postimg.org/image/9e2e7tb2x/)
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I should think that this latest calamity will be overturned on appeal. Even the Swansea boss thought it was a bit harsh.
Indeed it was an absolute scandal of a decision but it was still a calamity on the day and imho this game is all about schadenfreude.
So what do others think? If a red card is successfully appealed should the calamity be struck off too?
(As a comparison the official premier league Fantasy Football (http://fantasy.premierleague.com/rules/) says it counts even if successfully appealed)
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I should think that this latest calamity will be overturned on appeal. Even the Swansea boss thought it was a bit harsh.
Indeed it was an absolute scandal of a decision but it was still a calamity on the day and imho this game is all about schadenfreude.
So what do others think? If a red card is successfully appealed should the calamity be struck off too?
(As a comparison the official premier league Fantasy Football (http://fantasy.premierleague.com/rules/) says it counts even if successfully appealed)
Ask Uncle........ rubschin:
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So it's a moot point now for Carroll but as I can see the expressed views:
- Uncle says a successful appeal means the calamity is struck off
- Apey says he backs Uncle's view
- I am happy to go with what the majority think
- No one else has a view
So I propose to modify the rules to so say calamities are subject to the appeal . Please can Uncle as joint rules Czar confirm he agrees
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So it's a moot point now for Carroll but as I can see the expressed views:
- Uncle says a successful appeal means the caamity is truck off
- Apey says he backs Uncle's view
- I am happy to go with what the majority think
- No one else has a view
So I propose to modify the rules to so say calamities are subject to the appeal . Please can Uncle as joint rules Czar confirm he agrees
I will ask Uncle if I can agree......... rubschin:
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So it's a moot point now for Carroll but as I can see the expressed views:
- Uncle says a successful appeal means the caamity is truck off
- Apey says he backs Uncle's view
- I am happy to go with what the majority think
- No one else has a view
So I propose to modify the rules to so say calamities are subject to the appeal . Please can Uncle as joint rules Czar confirm he agrees
I will ask Uncle if I can agree......... rubschin:
whatever
I need a new keyboard though "caamity is truck off" FFS redface:
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Boogs tonight......... rubschin:
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Boogs tonight......... rubschin:
No calamities, apparently they fluked a 2 nil away win :thumbsup:
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So it's a moot point now for Carroll but as I can see the expressed views:
- Uncle says a successful appeal means the calamity is struck off
- Apey says he backs Uncle's view
- I am happy to go with what the majority think
- No one else has a view
So I propose to modify the rules to so say calamities are subject to the appeal . Please can Uncle as joint rules Czar confirm he agrees
Can the all new rawplugged Uncle please say
Especially as seems this red card is still not done and dusted
West Ham to seek legal action over Carroll red card (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26039222)
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I saw that, this could run and run. It's interesting that Sam hasn't made any comments since the ruling. rubschin:
If Carroll misses the next match then it's still a calamity even if later the ruling gets overturned. If however he gets to play then I'd say there's no calamity.
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Have so amended the rules
SO - sending off (manager or player) however calamity will be removed if player appeal or other action means no matches are missed
I see Leeds could be wound up. Major calamity looms?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26038937 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26038937)
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Have so amended the rules
SO - sending off (manager or player) however calamity will be removed if player appeal or other action means no matches are missed
I see Leeds could be wound up. Major calamity looms?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26038937 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26038937)
And the sacked/not sacked manager...... rubschin:
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Have so amended the rules
SO - sending off (manager or player) however calamity will be removed if player appeal or other action means no matches are missed
I see Leeds could be wound up. Major calamity looms?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26038937 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26038937)
And the sacked/not sacked manager...... rubschin:
Thass Foggy's team. Thumbs:
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Well with the all new rule amendment and today's news that the FA have decided to reconsider we have an all new Suspended Calamity for Uncle
"The Football Association will reconsider its decision to uphold a three-match ban for West Ham striker Andy Carroll on Friday.
The club had threatened legal action against the FA after their initial attempt to overturn the ban was rejected by an appeals panel.
But the Premier League strugglers say they will now abide by any decision made at the arbitration hearing."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26081791 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26081791)
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 4 | | 3 | | 81 |
pending resolution of the Andy Carroll/Howard Webb/Chico petal Flores fiasco
Watch this space
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Sorry Uncle but the FA's ability to know FA about what's what means it's a reinstated Calamity for the red card
"An independent tribunal has upheld the Football Association's decision to reject West Ham's appeal against Andy Carroll's three-match ban.
The Premier League side threatened legal action against the FA after their initial attempt to overturn the ban was turned down.
Carroll will now miss the Hammers' matches against Aston Villa, Norwich and Southampton."
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 2 | | | | | 93 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Well if he's reading, it was a Calamity last night for the Bear
"You can't make these things up sometimes. First Kolo Toure cost his side a point with a stray pass at West Brom, and now he's scored an own goal at Craven Cottage. "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | | | 1 | | | | 99 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 1 | | | | | | 95 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 1 | 3 | | | | | 92 |
| 4 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 1 | | 3 | | | | 92 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 7 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Seems we have some knock out calamities to add on
With Apey v the Bear tomorrow there should be at least one more so will update then
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Seems we have some knock out calamities to add on
With Apey v the Bear tomorrow there should be at least one more so will update then
scared2:
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Well in point terms the worstest/bestest weekend as Snoopy, Baldy, Boogs and now the Bear suffer Knockout Calamities
"Sunderland continued their cup success this season as a much-changed side saw off a poor Southampton team to reach the FA Cup quarter-finals."
"Manchester City exacted their revenge on a Chelsea side that has beaten them twice in the Premier League this season with a convincing win that puts them in the quarter-finals of the FA Cup."
"Sheffield United 3-1 Nottingham Forest They've done it! Nigel Clough celebrates as his side make their way to the last eight amid a roar from the stands"
"Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool Neither team really deserved to loose that game. Suarez and Sturridge are sitting on the turf, looking devastated "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Well in point terms the worstest/bestest weekend as Snoopy, Baldy, Boogs and now the Bear suffer Knockout Calamities
"Sunderland continued their cup success this season as a much-changed side saw off a poor Southampton team to reach the FA Cup quarter-finals."
"Manchester City exacted their revenge on a Chelsea side that has beaten them twice in the Premier League this season with a convincing win that puts them in the quarter-finals of the FA Cup."
"Sheffield United 3-1 Nottingham Forest They've done it! Nigel Clough celebrates as his side make their way to the last eight amid a roar from the stands"
"Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool Neither team really deserved to loose that game. Suarez and Sturridge are sitting on the turf, looking devastated "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
Thumbs:
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Well in point terms the worstest/bestest weekend as Snoopy, Baldy, Boogs and now the Bear suffer Knockout Calamities
"Sunderland continued their cup success this season as a much-changed side saw off a poor Southampton team to reach the FA Cup quarter-finals."
"Manchester City exacted their revenge on a Chelsea side that has beaten them twice in the Premier League this season with a convincing win that puts them in the quarter-finals of the FA Cup."
"Sheffield United 3-1 Nottingham Forest They've done it! Nigel Clough celebrates as his side make their way to the last eight amid a roar from the stands"
"Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool Neither team really deserved to loose that game. Suarez and Sturridge are sitting on the turf, looking devastated "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 4 | | | | 96 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
Thumbs:
sad24:
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There's a lot of the season yet to go and a lot of calamities still likely. IMHO Snoopy's Southampton are the ones in the best place
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A Euro Calamity for Apey
"RED CARD- . . Wojciech Szczesny. And for the second night in a row we have a red card. The Arsenal keeper has to go... "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 5 | | | | 95 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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A Euro Calamity for Apey
"RED CARD- . . Wojciech Szczesny. And for the second night in a row we have a red card. The Arsenal keeper has to go... "
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | | | 5 | | | | 95 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 3 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
cussing:
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Misty saves a calamity in injury time (still a shocker of a result) but a sending off for Tipsy's Spurs (appeal?)
Updated table tomorrow
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As Spurs have appealed that sending off I'll delay any update
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A Euro Big Calamity for Apey but Tipsy gets a rescinded red card calamity bonus
"FULL-TIME- Bayern Munich 1-1 Arsenal (agg 3-1)
All over for Arsenal then. A better second-half display but in truth Bayern cruise through to the last eight."
"Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul will be available for Sunday's north London derby against Arsenal after his red card against Chelsea was rescinded."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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A Euro Big Calamity for Apey but Tipsy gets a rescinded red card calamity bonus
"FULL-TIME- Bayern Munich 1-1 Arsenal (agg 3-1)
All over for Arsenal then. A better second-half display but in truth Bayern cruise through to the last eight."
"Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul will be available for Sunday's north London derby against Arsenal after his red card against Chelsea was rescinded."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 1 | | | | 94 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 1 | 2 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
Thumbs:
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A classic day for Calamity football as Baldy and Foggy share 4 Calamities . Just when it looked like Baldy had this all done and dusted
"second-placed Burnley are drawing 1-1 with Leeds after Jason Pearce put through his own net ."
"RED CARD - Chelsea's Willian
Willian had initially been earmarked to come off for Andre Schurrle before a change of mind from Jose Mourinho. He is off anyway now. The Brazilian, booked in the first half for a foul on Karim El Ahmadi, tugs back Fabian Delph to earn a second yellow and his marching orders."
"Ramires has clattered Karim El Ahmadi with an ugly double-footed stamp and Chris Foy gives him the straight red he deserves."
"And Jose Mourinho is also sent packing! The Chelsea boss is sent down the tunnel for his loud and persistant protestations."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Another day another Calamity . And today is my turn
"RED CARD- Manchester United's Nemanja Vidic. Nemandja Vidic slides in on a breaking Daniel Sturridge. There wasn't much contact, if any, but it is a second booking and a third spot-kick for Liverpool"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 4 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 5 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 1 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 88 |
| 6 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 8 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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A Euro knock out Calamity for Tipsy
"GOAL- Benfica 2-2 Tottenham (agg 5-3) - Lima (pen)
Lima picks himself up, dusts himself down and rifles home the penalty with the final kick of the game"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 4 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | | | 87 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 83 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Massive defeats for Apey and Boogs and a sending off for Apey mean 3 more to add but I'll wait til tomorrow
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Calamities for Apey twice and Boogs
"14:46:Dismissal, Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) is shown the red card. 14:25 Penalty conceded by Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) with a hand ball in the penalty area."
"90:00 +1:59 Full time, Chelsea 6, Arsenal 0"
"90:00 +3:11 Full time, Derby County 5, Nottingham Forest 0"
Looks like this is a painted on win for Snoopy's Southampton unless Chelsea or United or Arsenal win a cup. Could make the prize delivery interesting
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 6 | | 1 | | 88 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 83 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Calamities for Apey twice and Boogs
"14:46:Dismissal, Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) is shown the red card. 14:25 Penalty conceded by Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) with a hand ball in the penalty area."
"90:00 +1:59 Full time, Chelsea 6, Arsenal 0"
"90:00 +3:11 Full time, Derby County 5, Nottingham Forest 0"
Looks like this is a painted on win for Snoopy's Southampton unless Chelsea or United or Arsenal win a cup. Could make the prize delivery interesting
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 6 | | 1 | | 88 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 83 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
Thumbs:
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fix............ noooo:
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fix............ noooo:
point:
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fix............ noooo:
point:
lol: lol: lol:
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An Anti Calamity for Apey
"Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Kieran Gibbs have both been cleared after Gibbs was mistakenly sent off in Saturday's 6-0 defeat at Chelsea."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | 1 | | 89 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 83 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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An Anti Calamity for Apey
"Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Kieran Gibbs have both been cleared after Gibbs was mistakenly sent off in Saturday's 6-0 defeat at Chelsea."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | | 5 | | 1 | | 89 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 83 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
Thumbs: racist bastard ...Theo Walchot was a lucky man........ whistle:
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The mid week matches yield just one Calamity and Apey gets it.
Seems the BBC is getting in on calamity speak
"GOAL- Arsenal 2-2 Swansea - Mathieu Flamini own goal (90 mins)
Calamity at the back for Arsenal with three Arsenal players touching the ball after Leon Britton's final attempt to stab in, but none able to keep out the equaliser. Per Mertesacker slides in to rob Britton as he bursts into the box, it ricochets off Wojciech Szczesny and rebounds off Mathieu Flamini before rolling apologetically over the line. "
lol: lol: lol:
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | | 4 | | | | 91 |
| 2 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | 1 | | 88 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 83 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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With a Calamity each for Baldy and Tipsy this looks better and better each week for Snoopy. Well it would were it not for . . . .
More BBC commentary:
"We've got a game on now! Joel Ward's cross from the left is headed past his own keeper by John Terry, under pressure from Joe Ledley. What have you got, Chelsea?"
"You couldn't make it up. Liverpool are ahead in their first attack thanks to a comedy own goal from Younes Kaboul. The hosts get down the right through Glen Johnson and Raheem Sterling. When the ball comes across, Kaboul gets himself into a terrible tangle and can only backheel into his own net "
lol: lol: lol:
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | | | | 90 |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 3 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | 1 | | 88 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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A Euro Calamity for Baldy puts Snoopy on top :thumbsup:
More BBC commentary:
"GOAL - PSG 2-1 Chelsea - David Luiz (OG 62 mins) It's another terrific delivery from that man Ezequiel Lavezzi, bending in a free-kick from wide on the left, right into the mixer. Petr Cech can't claim it, Zlatan can't hook it in but it hits David Luiz almost on the line and cannons in. "
lol:
Seems Leeds have a big calamity looming as they can't pay their players (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26784548) and the "Administration" word looms
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | | | 89 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | 1 | | 88 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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A Euro Calamity for Baldy puts Snoopy on top :thumbsup:
More BBC commentary:
"GOAL - PSG 2-1 Chelsea - David Luiz (OG 62 mins) It's another terrific delivery from that man Ezequiel Lavezzi, bending in a free-kick from wide on the left, right into the mixer. Petr Cech can't claim it, Zlatan can't hook it in but it hits David Luiz almost on the line and cannons in. "
lol:
Seems Leeds have a big calamity looming as they can't pay their players (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26784548) and the "Administration" word looms
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | | | 89 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | 1 | | 88 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
Miss T is not happy.....
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That Southampton record is really remarkable. No sendings off, no own goals. Almost as if they have their own guardian angel1
rubschin:
Oh!
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Leeds seem to have escaped the Administration doom but another Calamity for Apey:
More BBC commentary:
"GOAL- Everton 3-0 Arsenal - Mikel Arteta (OG 62 mins) . . . Kevin Mirallas strips Bacary Sagna of the ball and hares off toward goal. He then plays in Steven Naismith with a great ball, he is stopped from rounding Wojciech Szczesny but the ball pops back out. Mirallas and Mikel Arteta scramble for the ball and Arteta gets the final touch to send the ball into the net. Everton in dreamland!
lol:
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | | | 89 |
| 2 | Man U | Steve | | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | | | | 89 |
| 4 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | | 1 | | 87 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 6 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 3 | | 1 | | 86 |
| 7 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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cussing: don't talk about footy....... evil:
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will update tomorrow after Bayern v United.
worthy: to Baldy's Chelsea for avoiding the Euro calamity tonight but looks like Boogs' Forest has another sending off
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will update tomorrow after Bayern v United.
worthy: to Baldy's Chelsea for avoiding the Euro calamity tonight but looks like Boogs' Forest has another sending off
Thumbs:
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A Euro knock out Calamity for United sends me tumbling to the depths and dwarfs the sending off for Boogs' Forest :
More BBC commentary:
"Bayern Munich 3-1 Man Utd (Agg: 4-2)
"Over the two games the best team has won, Manchester United in the second half was the best they have played over the two legs but they switched off and Bayern Munich got back in it and were convincing winners in the end."
cry:
Can''t find live text for Forest but Danny Collins was sent off for two yellows
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | | | 89 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | | 1 | | 87 |
| 3 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 3 | | | | | 87 |
| 5 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 4 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 5 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 7 | Man U | Steve | | | | 2 | 1 | 5 | | | | 84 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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The Bear's triumph against City did come at the expense of a Calamity or two :
More BBC commentary:
"GOAL- Liverpool 2-2 Man City - Glen Johnson OG (62 mins) . .Samir Nasri and David Silva play some tiki-taka inside the box, Silva's low cross comes off the toes of Glen Johnson and creeps inside the near post."
"Jordan Henderson takes a heavy touch and goes in high and late on Samir Nasri. Not a pretty challenge and he sees red."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 1 | 2 | 4 | | | | 89 |
| 3 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | | 1 | | 87 |
| 4 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 4 | 1 | | | | 85 |
| 4 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 4 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 4 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 7 | Man U | Steve | | | | 2 | 1 | 5 | | | | 84 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Chelsea's Euro-Calamity makes this look a done deal for Snoopy now :
BBC commentary:
"Chelsea 1-3 Atletico Madrid (Agg: 1-3) Chelsea are devastated at the final whistle, particularly John Terry who is in tears as he shakes hands with Atletico players.."
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | | 1 | | 87 |
| 3 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 4 | 1 | | | | 85 |
| 3 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 4 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 3 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 6 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 2 | 2 | 4 | | | | 84 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 2 | 1 | 5 | | | | 84 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 3 | 2 | | 2 | 1 | 82 |
| 9 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Boogs and Misty's teams close their season's accounts in less than winning positions and Tipsy's Spurs make a last gasp lurch for ignomy with a Double Calamity
BBC commentary:
"Downing was racing clean through on goal when he was tripped just outside the area by Kaboul, who was sent off by referee Phil Dowd" . . .
"Carroll's header at the far post went in off the head of Kane, who was immediately replaced by central defender Vlad Chiriches"
Updated table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | | 1 | | 87 |
| 3 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 4 | 1 | | | | 85 |
| 3 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 4 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 3 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 6 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 2 | 2 | 4 | | | | 84 |
| 6 | Man U | Steve | | | | 2 | 1 | 5 | | | | 84 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 4 | 3 | | 2 | 1 | 80 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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The Bear has a final Calamity with a Skyrtel OG but it's now all over. Even if Apey's Arsenal avoid losing the FA Cup Final (surely not) and even if here's a video evidence ban for Lambert, Calamity Fotball is now confirmed as a Win for 'Snoopy' with his Southampton
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A7GrNegCUAAzM6O.jpg)
So my CDB prize rights go to Snoopy. I have no idea what that means, maybe BM could contact Woodstock
Almost final table:
| P | Team | Owner | CA | GC | REL | KO | OG | SO | OB | LG | LP | TOT |
| 1 | Sthmptn | 'Snoopy' | | | | 2 | | | | | | 90 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Apey | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | | 1 | | 87 |
| 3 | Forest | Boogs | | | | 2 | | 4 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 3 | Leeds | Misty | | | | 2 | 2 | 2 | | 1 | | 85 |
| 5 | Liverpool | Growler | | | | 2 | 5 | 1 | | | | 84 |
| 5 | Chelsea | Baldy | | | | 2 | 2 | 4 | | | | 84 |
| 5 | Man U | Steve | | | | 2 | 1 | 5 | | | | 84 |
| 8 | Spurs | Tipsy | | | | 2 | 4 | 3 | | 2 | 1 | 80 |
| 8 | W Ham | Uncle | | | | 2 | 2 | 5 | | 3 | | 80 |
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Can we re-start this thread please Steve.............. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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No and this is so bad it deserved its own thread
I'd say performance is so bad but it's just lame ineptitude over and over again
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No and this is so bad it deserved its own thread
I'd say performance is so bad but it's just lame ineptitude over and over again
Wot about this Maria you bought for 60 million.... rubschin: