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Title: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2013, 01:25:27 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 01:30:39 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

Put something in it like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2013, 01:40:16 PM
Have a drink........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 02:04:39 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper thingy....
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2013, 02:05:51 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper thingy....

I told him......... noooo:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2013, 02:07:22 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:
they must have forged your signature on that medical experiments form  - again.  So so hard forging an X.

Serious mode:
Re your essential bugs maybe try that Yakult/Actimel stuff with supposedly zillions of replacement bugs in each bottle?  It does seem to work (Actimel tastes the betterer)
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 02:07:51 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper thingy....

I told him......... noooo:

So did I but he doesn't listen ..... noooo:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2013, 02:08:06 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper droopy thingy....

Corrected for you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2013, 02:09:18 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 02:09:23 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper droopy thingy....

Corrected for you  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2013, 02:09:43 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper droopy thingy....

Corrected for you  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 05:16:41 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper thingy....

I told him......... noooo:

So did I but he doesn't listen ..... noooo:

To be fair, I think he's got summat wrong with his ears
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2013, 05:18:42 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper thingy....

I told him......... noooo:

So did I but he doesn't listen ..... noooo:

To be fair, I think he's got summat wrong with his ears

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2013, 05:20:19 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 05:56:20 PM
sad24:

 pathead:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2013, 06:06:52 PM
Don't encourage him.
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 06:09:29 PM
Don't encourage him.

 lol: lol:  Bless him ...
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 07:41:48 PM
Two types of antibiotuics. 12 pills a day.

My whole system seems to have been cleared of essential bugs. I feel like shite and my ear still hurts  sad24:

 happy100    Seriously a few drops of warm NOT HOT olive oil and then cotton wool to stop it coming out .... You need someone to do it for you... Unless you have a little dropper thingy....

I told him......... noooo:

So did I but he doesn't listen ..... noooo:

To be fair, I think he's got summat wrong with his ears

Only one ear... ::)
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 12:36:33 PM
Finish pills tomorrow. Still half deaf  noooo:  Big Sis advises live yoghurt to "repopulate" my system  rubschin:

Or maybe Miss C could send me some spare bugs  rubschin:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 01:07:38 PM
Finish pills tomorrow. Still half deaf  noooo:  Big Sis advises live yoghurt to "repopulate" my system  rubschin:

Or maybe Miss C could send me some spare bugs  rubschin:

Listen to big sis she talks sense    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 02:02:45 PM
I have Actimel  :thumbsup: rubschin:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 02:03:31 PM
I have Actimel  :thumbsup: rubschin:

In your ear...... rubschin:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 02:04:20 PM
That's an idea rubschin:  My other ear is hurting now  noooo:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 18, 2013, 02:07:34 PM
That's an idea rubschin:  My other ear is hurting now  noooo:

Think - what's the common factor for both ears?

The bit between - that,s where the problem lies - your rain is fermenting . . .
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 02:13:13 PM
I have Actimel  :thumbsup: rubschin:

 :thumbsup: Yes but have you had some  rubschin:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 02:14:36 PM
No point till I have finished the pills. Only 9 more to go  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 02:26:16 PM
No point till I have finished the pills. Only 9 more to go  :thumbsup:

Tomorrow then  :thumbsup:

Can't understand why he gave you so many ... noooo:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 02:30:04 PM
That's an idea rubschin:  My other ear is hurting now  noooo:

Think - what's the common factor for both ears?

The bit between - that,s where the problem lies - your rain is fermenting . . .

Rain Man you say....?  whistle:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2013, 07:32:11 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Baldy on August 19, 2013, 07:09:16 AM
That's an idea rubschin:  My other ear is hurting now  noooo:

Think - what's the common factor for both ears?

The bit between - that,s where the problem lies - your rain is fermenting . . .

Rain Man you say....?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2013, 07:27:38 PM
I have Actimel  :thumbsup: rubschin:
:thumbsup: hope it works

sorted my OMPT last week
Title: Re: I think I have been sterilised
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2013, 07:34:02 PM
Finish pills tomorrow. Still half deaf  noooo:  Big Sis advises live yoghurt to "repopulate" my system  rubschin:

Or maybe Miss C could send me some spare bugs  rubschin:



You can willingly have some of mine have them bottled and ready to go tomorrow. You can have the next room to me here in the horsepickle just think of the fun we can have.  My night nurse, Dave, is a top bloke and would be willing to aid and abet. :thumbsup:

Serious mode listen to the others and pink sis drink the yogurt stuff.