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Title: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 01:32:02 PM
Pink Sis brought a gallon of the stuff. It is good for me apparently  noooo:

It is disgusterous  sick2:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2013, 01:39:06 PM
Pink Sis brought a gallon of the stuff. It is good for me apparently  noooo:

It is disgusterous  sick2:

Tip it down the loo, don't flush, then call her and say it stings when you pee.
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 01:39:39 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 01:55:53 PM
Get it down yer neck, and stop being a tart.
It is good for you. May taste shite, but so what?
Been looking for some meself like.

Where' she gerrit from like? rubschin:

http://www.ageless.co.za/herb-beetroot-juice.htm (http://www.ageless.co.za/herb-beetroot-juice.htm)

Read , drink and digest.
Pink Sis knows best, and she obviously cares, you lucky twat. Banghead
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2013, 01:57:46 PM
Does it go with voddy......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 01:58:45 PM
Good plan. It came from sainsuburgers
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on August 31, 2013, 01:59:37 PM
Get it down yer neck, and stop being a tart.
It is good for you. May taste shite, but so what?
Been looking for some meself like.

Pink Sis knows best, and she obviously cares, you lucky twat. Banghead

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 02:00:50 PM
Good plan. It came from sainsuburgers

Yea, and have a snout while yer drinking it like too p'raps? ::)
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 02:04:07 PM
Get it down yer neck, and stop being a tart.
It is good for you. May taste shite, but so what?
Been looking for some meself like.

Pink Sis knows best, and she obviously cares, you lucky twat. Banghead

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Indeed. He doesn't realise just how lucky he is, spoilt get.

No cnut gives a flying fuck about me, but hey, I'm cool about that now after all these years, and they can all fuck off.   cloud9:
Quite simple really.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:04:53 PM
She was on about me not going to France too  cussing:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 02:08:14 PM
She was on about me not going to France too  cussing:

Well I'd most certainly be asking professional advice on that score, and check the small print on yer travel insurance docs too cock robin. :thumbsup:

Can think of werserer places to fall ill like, but all the same...............


...and don't be getting so angry you idiot. That's not going to help you, and she IS trying to help and care, or are you too gormless to understand that?
Give me bloody strength. Banghead

Wish I had a sis like her. She's sweeet. cloud9:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on August 31, 2013, 02:11:09 PM
She was on about me not going to France too  cussing:

It is understandable she is obviously just worried about you ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
She was on about me not going to France too  cussing:

It is understandable she is obviously just worried about you ..... noooo:

+1 :thumbsup:

Gorillas do tend to be a bit gormless though. ::)
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
Snoopy used to swear by French quackters  :thumbsup: sad24:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:18:36 PM
She was on about me not going to France too  cussing:

Well I'd most certainly be asking professional advice on that score, and check the small print on yer travel insurance docs too cock robin. :thumbsup:

Can think of werserer places to fall ill like, but all the same...............


...and don't be getting so angry you idiot. That's not going to help you, and she IS trying to help and care, or are you too gormless to understand that?
Give me bloody strength. Banghead

Wish I had a sis like her. She's sweeet. cloud9:

I will let you meet her when you visit, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2013, 02:20:37 PM
Get it down yer neck, and stop being a tart.
It is good for you. May taste shite, but so what?
Been looking for some meself like.

Pink Sis knows best, and she obviously cares, you lucky twat. Banghead

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Indeed. He doesn't realise just how lucky he is, spoilt get.

No cnut gives a flying fuck about me, but hey, I'm cool about that now after all these years, and they can all fuck off.   cloud9:
Quite simple really.   :thumbsup:

 evil:   LOADS of people care about you FFS
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2013, 02:22:08 PM
Pink Sis brought a gallon of the stuff. It is good for me apparently  noooo:

It is disgusterous  sick2:

Tip it down the loo, don't flush, then call her and say it stings when you pee.
happy001


Pour it over pink Sis and she can be the all new purply red Sis
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 02:22:42 PM
She was on about me not going to France too  cussing:

Well I'd most certainly be asking professional advice on that score, and check the small print on yer travel insurance docs too cock robin. :thumbsup:

Can think of werserer places to fall ill like, but all the same...............


...and don't be getting so angry you idiot. That's not going to help you, and she IS trying to help and care, or are you too gormless to understand that?
Give me bloody strength. Banghead

Wish I had a sis like her. She's sweeet. cloud9:

I will let you meet her when you visit, like  :thumbsup:

Oh will you? eeek:
How very sweet of you...twat. ::)

I may invite meself over just to see her. I do speak to her on faceache you know. Finger:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:23:11 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 02:28:48 PM
scared2:

Yes, you are a constant source of amusement, confusion and frustration to us both.
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:30:16 PM
 eeek: scared2:

Ang on. Are you saying you chat to Pink Sis on Faceache??  eeek:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2013, 02:33:57 PM
eeek: scared2:

Ang on. Are you saying you chat to Pink Sis on Faceache??  eeek:

 point:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:35:14 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on August 31, 2013, 02:37:39 PM
Get it down yer neck, and stop being a tart.
It is good for you. May taste shite, but so what?
Been looking for some meself like.

Pink Sis knows best, and she obviously cares, you lucky twat. Banghead

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Indeed. He doesn't realise just how lucky he is, spoilt get.

No cnut gives a flying fuck about me, but hey, I'm cool about that now after all these years, and they can all fuck off.   cloud9:
Quite simple really.   :thumbsup:

You can pack that in to people do care about you FFS you push them away .....   evil:   Don't get me started ... evil: evil: evil:

When Miss C sees this she will be having a go too I am sure ... noooo: 

If I didn't know better I would say the pair of you were related ..... cussing:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:50:20 PM
I am freezing some to make a lolly, like
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on August 31, 2013, 02:56:44 PM
I am freezing some to make a lolly, like

Have you got some of those Tupperwear ice lolly moulds ...  as well as a breadmaker ... confused:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 02:58:41 PM
I found them at teh back of the freezer  redface:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on August 31, 2013, 03:16:48 PM
I found them at teh back of the freezer  redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 05:45:27 PM
eeek: scared2:

Ang on. Are you saying you chat to Pink Sis on Faceache??  eeek:

Might do, yes, why? Is there a problem here? whistle:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 05:46:00 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2013, 06:04:13 PM
scared2:

Wha'? Shrugs:

We mainly just discuss and agree on your unbelievable numptiness and stuff. whistle:

She's a highly intelligent and delightful laydee. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 06:05:58 PM
I shall arrange a date  eyes:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2013, 06:10:36 PM
I shall arrange a date  eyes:

BIL,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 06:29:12 PM
 eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2013, 09:26:31 PM
I shall arrange a date  eyes:

BIL,,,,,,,, rubschin:
rubschin:

Bear In Law?


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Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2013, 09:28:05 PM
I shall arrange a date  eyes:

BIL,,,,,,,, rubschin:
rubschin:

Bear In Law?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscm-l3.technorati.com%2F11%2F02%2F05%2F25749%2Fmarriage.jpg&hash=29ce0363dd204ad89e47bd2c9c968414598d65cc)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2013, 06:47:53 AM
'K' off. Finger:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2013, 09:39:31 PM
Get it down yer neck, and stop being a tart.
It is good for you. May taste shite, but so what?
Been looking for some meself like.

Pink Sis knows best, and she obviously cares, you lucky twat. Banghead

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Indeed. He doesn't realise just how lucky he is, spoilt get.

No cnut gives a flying fuck about me, but hey, I'm cool about that now after all these years, and they can all fuck off.   cloud9:
Quite simple really.   :thumbsup:

 evil:   LOADS of people care about you FFS

Been thinking about that load of bollox for 2 days before replying.

WHY?  Shrugs:
Simple as that. ::)

Correct.
No reason, simply 'cus nobody in here really knows me, in fact not many do in the real werld either, other than that I'm a grumpy twat.
Only Nick and Miss C have even ever met me, so do NOT give me all this shite and bollox about 'caring'.

Everyone these days is too busy caring for themselves, and rightly so sadly, as if YOU don't care for yerself, no other bastard will, and if you ARE so lucky to have someone close to you that REALLY cares, well just hang on in there, as you've struck the piggin' jackpot!
It's a dog eat dog selfish society we all exist in now unfortunately which is one of ther main reasons I spend so much time on me own wandering around talking to the animals trees and mountains. cloud9:

Nuts, crazy?
Dunno, and don't actually care anymore.
Take me as I am or cock off.
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2013, 09:56:42 PM
Course we take you as you are

But Liverpool FC supporter you may be but we still care about how you are  You can't have all those web interchanges with someone without getting some insight into their humanity and values.

Like it of not Growler you are a goodun,


big shame about that team though  ;)
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2013, 09:59:32 PM
Course we take you as you are

But Liverpool FC supporter you may be but we still care about how you are  You can't have all those web interchanges with someone without getting some insight into their humanity and values.

Like it of not Growler you are a goodun,


big shame about that team though  ;)

Strewth, you do'narf talk some shite sometimes Steve lad. eeek:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2013, 10:00:36 PM
Course we take you as you are

But Liverpool FC supporter you may be but we still care about how you are  You can't have all those web interchanges with someone without getting some insight into their humanity and values.

Like it of not Growler you are a goodun,


big shame about that team though  ;)

Strewth, you do'narf talk some shite sometimes Steve lad. eeek:

Moi?
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on September 02, 2013, 10:28:11 PM
Course we take you as you are

But Liverpool FC supporter you may be but we still care about how you are  You can't have all those web interchanges with someone without getting some insight into their humanity and values.

Like it of not Growler you are a goodun,
 

big shame about that team though  ;)

I agree with Steve Bear (and that is something we are usually agreeing to disagree  ;D) and whether you like it or not for all your bluster underneath you have a big heart even if you don't like people to think it ..... ;)
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2013, 11:18:07 PM
Tough! We all luvs yer, yer grumpy old fecker  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2013, 11:50:36 AM
Time for a group bear hug  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 11:51:23 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on September 03, 2013, 05:22:33 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS!  Banghead
You's lot just don't gerrit do you's ey? ::)
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2013, 05:25:11 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS!  Banghead
You's lot just don't gerrit do you's ey? ::)

I get it...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: GROWLER on September 03, 2013, 05:31:14 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS!  Banghead
You's lot just don't gerrit do you's ey? ::)

I get it...... Thumbs:

Pray, please do tell the listener, what exactly is it you GET ey? rubschin:
Title: Re: Beetroot Juice (allegedly)
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 05:32:19 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS!  Banghead
You's lot just don't gerrit do you's ey? ::)

AFFS Behave ....