The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Steve on September 06, 2013, 10:06:25 PM
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Post your entries and if we get enough we'll have a vote
I offer for your consideration this humble carrot
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Can't see anything rubschin:
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hopefully fixed now
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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now? You going to post your one?
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Standing in the corner watching the world go by.....
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Can't see anything rubschin:
horn:
You need to eat more carrots like :thumbsup:
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Can't see anything rubschin:
horn:
You need to eat more carrots like :thumbsup:
redface: I couldn't honest but Steve fixed it .... as for eating more carrots ..... well I will refrain from commenting. shutup:
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What are the roolz like? If you ever look at a Horticultural Show's rules there are loads of 'em. I'm gonna enter a few ( horn: ) and include fruit too
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eeek:
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Splendid stuff - even JOM's staged melon and banana one
Will set up a poll to decide the winner later, intending to accept vegetable entries (ooh!) up til 6pm today.
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Can't see anything rubschin:
You were warned. noooo:
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Can't see anything rubschin:
You were warned. noooo:
Not Boogs fault, for some reason the originating site would not support embedding on THIS forum but it did on others. I blame the management
But enough of that. Can we look forward to some misshapen turnip futures?
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The boots saved him. Now if he'd of been wearing his high vis vest and hard hat ...
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The boots saved him. Now if he'd of been wearing his high vis vest and hard hat ...
happy001
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The boots saved him. Now if he'd of been wearing his high vis vest and hard hat ...
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The boots saved him. Now if he'd of been wearing his high vis vest and hard hat ...
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Meant to say JOM noooo: the wife found them and this is what happened to the mistress
Oh those porr children sad24:
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happy001 multiple ^
The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters
Still no Turnips? rubschin:
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happy001 multiple ^
The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters
Still no Turnips? rubschin:
There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve.... noooo:
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happy001 multiple ^
The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters
Still no Turnips? rubschin:
There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve.... noooo:
rubschin:
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happy001 multiple ^
The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters
Still no Turnips? rubschin:
There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve.... noooo:
Quite so. Never a topic for levity. noooo:
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happy001 multiple ^
The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters
Still no Turnips? rubschin:
There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve.... noooo:
Quite so. Never a topic for levity. noooo:
quite so not
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happy001 multiple ^
The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters
Still no Turnips? rubschin:
There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve.... noooo:
Quite so. Never a topic for levity. noooo:
quite so not
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I have new PC wallpaper. cloud9:
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Right the valid entries by the closing time were as follows. For each multiple entry poster I've put first the currently selected one for the vote, shout NOW if you disagree as the poll will go up soon-ish
Steve http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8822/17780920.jpg (http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8822/17780920.jpg)
Boogs http://s9.postimg.org/3rx0kq3ln/images_CAOFUU1_A.jpg (http://s9.postimg.org/3rx0kq3ln/images_CAOFUU1_A.jpg)
Barman http://s24.postimg.org/hg62e7fpt/veg.jpg (http://s24.postimg.org/hg62e7fpt/veg.jpg) not:]http://s17.postimg.org/i2dbtwdl7/rude_carrot_new_mark2.jpg http://s24.postimg.org/mt3blmy1d/Funny_Couple_Raddish_Vegetable_Picture.jpg (http://s24.postimg.org/mt3blmy1d/Funny_Couple_Raddish_Vegetable_Picture.jpg)
Miss D http://greennapkinnutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Potato_heart_mutation-300x262.jpg (http://greennapkinnutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Potato_heart_mutation-300x262.jpg)
JOM http://s15.postimg.org/nfvxwkn9z/food_2.jpg (http://s15.postimg.org/nfvxwkn9z/food_2.jpg)[/img] not:http://s23.postimg.org/idac2za47/food_1.jpg http://s22.postimg.org/b9omuhlfh/food_5.jpg (http://s22.postimg.org/b9omuhlfh/food_5.jpg) http://s13.postimg.org/k29504b0z/food_6.jpg (http://s13.postimg.org/k29504b0z/food_6.jpg)
Landlady https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8zVm1uKxDeB710zqlxbVU-ZTBwl0ntd1_7jLJzme94wzrQacy (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8zVm1uKxDeB710zqlxbVU-ZTBwl0ntd1_7jLJzme94wzrQacy)
(updated to not show pics to reduce confusion with reply 33)
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You be the judge
Have added the poll so please vote now for your favourite misshapen vegetable or fruit. Poll runs til Monday night
Candidates are listed in alphabetical order . . .
"Barman's nude pair"
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"Boog's Dirty Carrot"
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"JOM's Apple"
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"Landlady's parsnip"
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"Miss D's Potato Heart"
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"Steve's Phallic Carrot"
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Isn't that meant to be Miss D's bottom cleavage?
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My waist isn't that teeny tiny lol:
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My waist isn't that teeny tiny lol:
Ah but is your heart that big?
Seems your tater is winning the vote with the judges
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My waist isn't that teeny tiny lol:
Ah but is your heart that big?
Seems your tater is winning the vote with the judges
I voted for Miss D's taters... lol:
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Is that so you can make chips ? lol:
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Is that so you can make chips ? lol:
The smokers club seems to think there is a lot of nicotine in potatoes. rubschin:
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Is that so you can make chips ? lol:
Straw fries... ;)
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No one likes my carrot, not even me cry:
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No one likes my carrot, not even me cry:
point:
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Is that so you can make chips ? lol:
The smokers club seems to think there is a lot of nicotine in potatoes. rubschin:
The nicotine contents of vegetables
After spending an extraordinarily long time figuring out exactly how much nicotine eggplants contained, I found a proper source and made this page to make Google more helpful in the future. The data is taken from the New England Journal of Medicine vol 329 p437, available here.
Vegetable Nicotine in ng/g g per 1µg nicotine
Cauliflower 16.8 59.5
Eggplant (Aubergine) 100.0 10
Potatoes 7.1 140
Green tomatoes 42.8 23.4
Ripe tomatoes 4.3 233.0
Pureed tomatoes 52.0 19.2
1µg of nicotine is the equivalent of sitting in a vaguely smoke filled room for three hours. A cigarette contains about 7mg of nicotine, of which 1mg is absorbed. In other words, 100g of eggplant contains 0.01mg of nicotine, and 10kg of eggplant is equivalent to one cigarette. However, absorbtion rates from ingestion are low and nicotine is quickly metabolised, so the effect isn't nearly the same.
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eeek: now I know why those green tomatoes are so good
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eeek: now I know why those green tomatoes are so good
lol: lol: lol:
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happ096We have a winner! happ096
Well won Miss D with todays funny potato, (tomorrows yummy chips?)
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Oh my .. I've never won anything ( swoon)
I hope the fame and fortune don't go to my head lol:
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My money was on Nick whistle:
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Oh my .. I've never won anything ( swoon)
I hope the fame and fortune don't go to my head lol:
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whistle:
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Well done Miss D happ096 I hope we get to share some chips ... redface:
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I still think it was a builder's arse evil:
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I seem to recall you have "previous" in viewing these whistle:
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redface:
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I seem to recall you have "previous" in viewing these whistle:
I thought that as well JOM but was too polite to say angel1
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I still think it was a builder's arse evil:
It was a feckin fix. cussing:
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I still think it was a builder's arse evil:
It was a feckin fix. cussing:
You have proof the evidence was planted?
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I still think it was a builder's arse evil:
It was a feckin fix. cussing:
You have proof the evidence was planted?
It is bound to get buried now. noooo:
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Such bitterness noooo:
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Such bitterness noooo:
And they never even entered .. ::) No concept of " In it to win it " noooo:
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Such bitterness noooo:
And they never even entered .. ::) No concept of " In it to win it " noooo:
I don't have a misshapen vegetable.
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Such bitterness noooo:
And they never even entered .. ::) No concept of " In it to win it " noooo:
I don't have a misshapen vegetable.
So just everything else then?