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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 07:57:57 AM
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Hope all goes well
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Hope all goes well
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia! eeek:
Thanks
Nick I'm sure there are many spelling errors. I just can't be arsed! :)
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia! eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia! eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
sick2:
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia! eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
Not to mention the fact that it's dead boring!
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia! eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
Not to mention the fact that it's dead boring!
The local undertaker was very much into it, until some woman split on him.
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia! eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
Not to mention the fact that it's dead boring!
The local undertaker was very much into it, until some woman split on him.
noooo:
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Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
Well just in case no one else says it Wenchy ''Have a lovely time on your days away from the Bar - safe holiday times to you! Is the temporary BarMaid trained up appropriately - did you say her name was Olga?
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Please no noooo: surrender:
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Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick. scared:
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Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick. scared:
Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks
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Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick. scared:
Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks
And keep him away from the dishwasher.
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Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick. scared:
Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks
And keep him away from the dishwasher.
And my home brew.... scared2:
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Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick. scared:
Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks
And keep him away from the dishwasher.
And my home brew.... scared2:
We all stay away from your homebrew. scared2:
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I think we'll manage ~ don't you? whip:
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It will be very peaceful. Wonder if Mr Wench has stopped snotting yet?
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It will be very peaceful. Wonder if Mr Wench has stopped snotting yet?
I am now doubtful as to whether he did ever. eeek:
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Are you suggesting he may have been faking it?
Dischpisckabble!
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How can you fake snot?
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How can you fake snot?
He just said he was "congested". redface:
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How can you fake snot?
He just said he was "congested". redface:
Charge him a fiver then ~ that's what Ken Livingstone did.
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How can you fake snot?
He just said he was "congested". redface:
Charge him a fiver then ~ that's what Ken Livingstone did.
What is up with you lot? The cracks are coming thick and fast today... Been at the pop already, have you?
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We're
Wait for it
CRACKING UP! point:
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We're
Wait for it
CRACKING UP! point:
doh:
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This is a terrible state of affairs. noooo:
Mr Wench is cleaning the oven as penance for his previous not telling the truth! evil:
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Is he using a hosepipe? I usually do.
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We're
Wait for it
CRACKING UP! point:
whistle:
I'm cracking up
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
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Is he using a hosepipe? I usually do.
Hmmmmm ... we use a steam cleaner ~ works very well and quick too.
Unfortunately we have not been able to find a "man" to do such jobs in North Wales.
When we lived "Down south" a "man" to do such tasks was an essential.
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
No evil:
Littlest is spending the day with his chum (who you met)
Teenage hormone wreck is spending day with BF
Injured one is lying on the settee watching videos
SWMBO is prepping her lesson plans for the forthcoming term
I am about to drive to Chester to buy some wall tiles for the kitchen.
Nobody is flying today.
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We're
Wait for it
CRACKING UP! point:
whacky007
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
No evil:
Littlest is spending the day with his chum (who you met)
Teenage hormone wreck is spending day with BF
Injured one is lying on the settee watching videos
SWMBO is prepping her lesson plans for the forthcoming term
I am about to drive to Chester to buy some wall tiles for the kitchen.
Nobody is flying today.
Chester is quite near to us.................
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
No evil:
Littlest is spending the day with his chum (who you met)
Teenage hormone wreck is spending day with BF
Injured one is lying on the settee watching videos
SWMBO is prepping her lesson plans for the forthcoming term
I am about to drive to Chester to buy some wall tiles for the kitchen.
Nobody is flying today.
Chester is quite near to us.................
scared2: scared2:
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Well the invite is there! evil:
The Boy is out shooting rifles today.
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Well the invite is there! evil:
The Boy is out shooting rifles today.
I remember you mentioned that which is why scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Euphemism #62851?
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No, I left a rocket there last week for them all to play with. Apparently the puppies were trying to launch it over the house.
OK?
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Euphemism #62851?
No ~ Nick + Boy visited last week bringing with them a gift for my boys. A water powered rocket thingie that shoots miles into the air. I had visions of large dents in the top of my car and many broken windows. So far, so good though.
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Quite. What could possibly go wrong?
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Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Euphemism #62851?
No ~ Nick + Boy visited last week bringing with them a gift for my boys. A water powered rocket thingie that shoots miles into the air. I had visions of large dents in the top of my car and many broken windows. So far, so good though.
Just small dents and cracked panes then?
Eldest boy used to have an elastic powered missile thing, where you stood on the base and pulled a catapult thing upwards with both hands.
Very important to lean back before it launched or you could lose, hat, nostrils or privates.
Came down on a parachute. Ended up on the electricity transformer on the pole and (thankfully) rotted away.
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I had one of those lol:. That was how I came to set that golf course on fire cry:
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I had one of those lol:. That was how I came to set that golf course on fire cry:
Transformer or rocket?
It is easier to see how you would do it with the former.
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No, rocket. You had to set the rocket on fire first. More interesting that way. Summer of 65 I think.
Seen my new sig?
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I'll be round to fix drinks in Wenchy's absess, so no probs for the boys.
I thought if Barman fires up his BarbyQ we could offer some snax later? I know how you like my nibbles, yes?
Perhaps some meats with little cob-on-the-nobs?
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OK. Now, name drinks please boys, yes?
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Brother Wench calls them corny knobs.
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Well I'll try to do best while you away, dahlink lol:
You have nice break and rest your feet, pumpkin.
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Are you pumpkins heading this way? My lovekin? We should meet. I know a nice Travelodge....... eyes:
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I think heading your way Nikita might be big mistake scared2:
Think I'll stay behind the bar. Anways, whats this Travelog thingy? confused:
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I think heading your way Nikita might be big mistake scared2:
Think I'll stay behind the bar. Anways, whats this Travelog thingy? confused:
Don't worry ~ when you get there he'll be scared: I know ~ I was just there.
I mean ..... do I look like a bailiff?
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Are you pumpkins heading this way? My lovekin? We should meet. I know a nice Travelodge....... eyes:
Brave man or foolish? scared2:
I have a vision of Growler weeping at a bunch of flowers and a bedraggled teddy bear tied to a mottled thigh. sick2:
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eeek: