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Title: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 07:57:57 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 08:12:45 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?

Hope all goes well
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 08:23:32 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?

Hope all goes well

Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia!  eeek:



Thanks



Nick I'm sure there are many spelling errors. I just can't be arsed! :)
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 08:41:34 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?

Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia!  eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 08:49:21 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?

Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia!  eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.

 sick2:

Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 22, 2007, 09:01:00 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?

Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia!  eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.

Not to mention the fact that it's dead boring!
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 09:11:45 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia!  eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
Not to mention the fact that it's dead boring!
The local undertaker was very much into it, until some woman split on him.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2007, 09:26:38 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)
How about a "Feel a dead Wenchy" thread?
Ok, there is understandable perversion and then there is necrophilia!  eeek:
Agreed, it leaves me cold.
Not to mention the fact that it's dead boring!
The local undertaker was very much into it, until some woman split on him.
noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Landlady on August 22, 2007, 09:59:32 AM
Well folks I will be around for most of today but as of tomorrow I am off work for the rest of this week and all of next and I am going to be trying to steer clear of the computer as much as possible! (Not sure how well that will work out!) Just so none of you start a, "I feel as though" or "Dead Wenchy" thread. :)

Well just in case no one else says it Wenchy  ''Have a lovely time on your days away from the Bar - safe holiday times to you! Is the temporary BarMaid trained up appropriately - did you say her name was Olga?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 10:02:13 AM
Please no noooo: surrender:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 10:06:55 AM
Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick.  scared:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Landlady on August 22, 2007, 10:08:21 AM
Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick.  scared:

Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 10:09:44 AM
Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick.  scared:

Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks

And keep him away from the dishwasher.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2007, 10:10:33 AM
Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick.  scared:

Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks

And keep him away from the dishwasher.
And my home brew....  scared2:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 10:15:05 AM
Hmmm temp cover. Thought I might give you Nick.  scared:

Only agreeable if all glasses changed to plarstick me thinks

And keep him away from the dishwasher.
And my home brew....  scared2:

We all stay away from your homebrew.  scared2:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 10:27:35 AM
I think we'll manage ~ don't you? whip:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 10:31:25 AM
It will be very peaceful. Wonder if Mr Wench has stopped snotting yet?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 10:34:13 AM
It will be very peaceful. Wonder if Mr Wench has stopped snotting yet?

I am now doubtful as to whether he did ever.  eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Misunderstood on August 22, 2007, 10:58:00 AM
Are you suggesting he may have been faking it? 

Dischpisckabble!
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 10:59:28 AM
How can you fake snot?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 11:00:12 AM
How can you fake snot?

He just said he was "congested".  redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:01:09 AM
How can you fake snot?

He just said he was "congested".  redface:

Charge him a fiver then ~ that's what Ken Livingstone did.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Misunderstood on August 22, 2007, 11:02:58 AM
How can you fake snot?

He just said he was "congested".  redface:

Charge him a fiver then ~ that's what Ken Livingstone did.

What is up with you lot?  The cracks are coming thick and fast today...  Been at the pop already, have you?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:06:56 AM
We're



Wait for it














CRACKING UP! point:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2007, 11:07:42 AM
We're



Wait for it














CRACKING UP! point:
doh:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 11:09:02 AM
This is a terrible state of affairs.  noooo:

Mr Wench is cleaning the oven as penance for his previous not telling the truth!  evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:12:08 AM
Is he using a hosepipe? I usually do.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 11:12:57 AM
We're



Wait for it














CRACKING UP! point:

 whistle:
I'm cracking up
I want the world to know
Got to let it show

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Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
Is he using a hosepipe? I usually do.

Hmmmmm ... we use a steam cleaner ~ works very well and quick too.

Unfortunately we have not been able to find a "man" to do such jobs in North Wales.
When we lived "Down south" a "man" to do such tasks was an essential.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:17:07 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:20:52 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?

No evil:
Littlest is spending the day with his chum (who you met)
Teenage hormone wreck is spending day with BF
Injured one is lying on the settee watching videos
SWMBO is prepping her lesson plans for the forthcoming term
I am about to drive to Chester to buy some wall tiles for the kitchen.
Nobody is flying today.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Misunderstood on August 22, 2007, 11:23:41 AM
We're



Wait for it














CRACKING UP! point:


 whacky007
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?

No evil:
Littlest is spending the day with his chum (who you met)
Teenage hormone wreck is spending day with BF
Injured one is lying on the settee watching videos
SWMBO is prepping her lesson plans for the forthcoming term
I am about to drive to Chester to buy some wall tiles for the kitchen.
Nobody is flying today.

Chester is quite near to us.................
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:35:35 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?

No evil:
Littlest is spending the day with his chum (who you met)
Teenage hormone wreck is spending day with BF
Injured one is lying on the settee watching videos
SWMBO is prepping her lesson plans for the forthcoming term
I am about to drive to Chester to buy some wall tiles for the kitchen.
Nobody is flying today.

Chester is quite near to us.................

 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:36:13 AM
Well the invite is there! evil:

The Boy is out shooting rifles today.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:37:29 AM
Well the invite is there! evil:

The Boy is out shooting rifles today.

I remember you mentioned that which is why  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 11:40:31 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Euphemism #62851?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:42:25 AM
No, I left a rocket there last week for them all to play with. Apparently the puppies were trying to launch it over the house.

OK?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Euphemism #62851?

No ~ Nick + Boy visited last week bringing with them a gift for my boys. A water powered rocket thingie that shoots miles into the air. I had visions of large dents in the top of my car and many broken windows. So far, so good though.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:46:08 AM
Quite. What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 11:51:47 AM
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
Euphemism #62851?

No ~ Nick + Boy visited last week bringing with them a gift for my boys. A water powered rocket thingie that shoots miles into the air. I had visions of large dents in the top of my car and many broken windows. So far, so good though.

Just small dents and cracked panes then?

Eldest boy used to have an elastic powered missile thing, where you stood on the base and pulled a catapult thing upwards with both hands.

Very important to lean back before it launched or you could lose, hat, nostrils or privates.

Came down on a parachute. Ended up on the electricity transformer on the pole and (thankfully) rotted away.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:53:35 AM
I had one of those lol:. That was how I came to set that golf course on fire cry:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 11:56:58 AM
I had one of those lol:. That was how I came to set that golf course on fire cry:
Transformer or rocket?

It is easier to see how you would do it with the former.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 11:58:00 AM
No, rocket. You had to set the rocket on fire first. More interesting that way. Summer of 65 I think.

Seen my new sig?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Olga on August 22, 2007, 03:42:59 PM
I'll be round to fix drinks in Wenchy's absess, so no probs for the boys.

I thought if Barman fires up his BarbyQ we could offer some snax later? I know how you like my nibbles, yes?

Perhaps some meats with little cob-on-the-nobs?

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OK. Now, name drinks please boys, yes?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 03:52:24 PM
Brother Wench calls them corny knobs.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Olga on August 22, 2007, 03:58:36 PM
Well I'll try to do best while you away, dahlink  lol:

You have nice break and rest your feet, pumpkin.
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 04:14:47 PM
Are you pumpkins heading this way? My  lovekin? We should meet. I know a nice Travelodge....... eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Olga on August 22, 2007, 04:54:21 PM
I think heading your way Nikita might be big mistake  scared2:

Think I'll stay behind the bar. Anways, whats this Travelog thingy?  confused:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 05:01:52 PM
I think heading your way Nikita might be big mistake  scared2:

Think I'll stay behind the bar. Anways, whats this Travelog thingy?  confused:

Don't worry ~ when you get there he'll be  scared: I know ~ I was just there.


I mean ..... do I look like a bailiff?
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 05:04:29 PM
Are you pumpkins heading this way? My  lovekin? We should meet. I know a nice Travelodge....... eyes:
Brave man or foolish? scared2:

I have a vision of Growler weeping at a bunch of flowers and a bedraggled teddy bear tied to a mottled thigh. sick2:
Title: Re: Wenchy AWOL
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 05:11:55 PM
 eeek: