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Title: The towel stealers
Post by: Landlady on September 12, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Do people leave basic manners behind when they go on holiday??

Example:

We had placed our four towels (hotel provided) on four sunbeds whilst we lunched for 45 mins at the hotel.

On our return they were no longer there but Mrs. Wrinkly and her toy boy were lying on two towels each on two of the aforesaid towel laid sun beds  rubschin:

Did they jumped up and say ''oh sorry we used these because we weren't sure if you were returning'' did they heck, in fact Mrs.W particularly gave us dirty looks 

Now we are faced with the dilemma of confronting them or not confused:

We opted not to and obtained four further towels and four further sun beds -  obviously a little further away from these two bastardos  angry041:

Ensuing glares towards ourselves from the old bat throughout the evening succinctly lead me to believe that these people did not forget to pack their manners, they never had any to start with   censored:

And before anyone ask's no they were not German  noooo: noooo:
 


Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2013, 12:06:05 PM
And before anyone ask's no they were not German  noooo: noooo:

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers.  whistle:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Landlady on September 12, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
And before anyone ask's no they were not German  noooo: noooo:

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers.  whistle:

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant  cloud9:









My Mother is German BTW  eyes:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2013, 12:13:03 PM
And before anyone ask's no they were not German  noooo: noooo:

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers.  whistle:

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant  cloud9:


My Mother is German BTW  eyes:

Then I am sure you were exceptionally punctual.

I wonder if Mrs Desperation and Ahmed took careful note of your time of departure?
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2013, 12:21:45 PM
I would have wandered over and casually mentioned your worry that someone may have used the towels not realising the (fictitious) highly infectious skin conditions you have
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 12:44:58 PM
I would have wandered over and casually mentioned your worry that someone may have used the towels not realising the (fictitious) highly infectious skin conditions you have

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Landlady on September 12, 2013, 01:07:59 PM
And before anyone ask's no they were not German  noooo: noooo:

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers.  whistle:

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant  cloud9:


My Mother is German BTW  eyes:

Then I am sure you were exceptionally punctual.

I wonder if Mrs Desperation and Ahmed took careful note of your time of departure?

Miss A and I took along our favourite kitchen timers to ensure punctuality and compliance to pool rules (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkX5sLnnt7ZNKR4teMOoK4vBAL3Yunc7F1WqbflOc6s4hASdYX) - however people kept on asking if we knew someone called 'Baldy'..............................most confusing  confused:

The two bastardo's in question had the choice of at least 8 or more other empty loungers without resorting to their skulduggery  censored: - I'm ordering some of these as we speak for the next vacation (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT16f3_8D2Y4aGnX66_rsTKf3wDGIyYDy1xHm3LGyNf4sbU36Cn) 

















Perhaps this one for BM ??? (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKdpD_bEig1_uSuR2iTYwFi_3e1g2U7cOtep0-8iqdnF95Nlch)
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2013, 02:39:56 PM
I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational >:(
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Landlady on September 12, 2013, 04:06:06 PM
I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational >:(

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails  scared2:

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem  whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 04:10:51 PM
I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational >:(

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails  scared2:

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem  whistle: whistle: whistle:

squeak...  redface:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2013, 04:22:41 PM
Always avoid starting physical fights.  If you win you end up chez rozzers for a night and if you lose you end up in A&E

And there are so many things you can do with superglue instead
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 06:03:13 PM
Always avoid starting physical fights.  If you win you end up chez rozzers for a night and if you lose you end up in A&E

And there are so many things you can do with superglue instead

^^^ wot I thought like ^^^
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Miss Adventure on September 12, 2013, 07:12:30 PM
Wuss Gayer:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:14:53 PM
Wuss Gayer:

 evil:

I wanted to chuck all their stuff in the pool like....
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:23:12 PM
And before anyone ask's no they were not German  noooo: noooo:

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers.  whistle:

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant  cloud9:


My Mother is German BTW  eyes:

Then I am sure you were exceptionally punctual.

I wonder if Mrs Desperation and Ahmed took careful note of your time of departure?

Miss A and I took along our favourite kitchen timers to ensure punctuality and compliance to pool rules (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkX5sLnnt7ZNKR4teMOoK4vBAL3Yunc7F1WqbflOc6s4hASdYX) - however people kept on asking if we knew someone called 'Baldy'..............................most confusing  confused:

The two bastardo's in question had the choice of at least 8 or more other empty loungers without resorting to their skulduggery  censored: - I'm ordering some of these as we speak for the next vacation (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT16f3_8D2Y4aGnX66_rsTKf3wDGIyYDy1xHm3LGyNf4sbU36Cn) 

















Perhaps this one for BM ??? (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKdpD_bEig1_uSuR2iTYwFi_3e1g2U7cOtep0-8iqdnF95Nlch)

Keep me out of this.  cussing:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2013, 11:45:33 PM
I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational >:(

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails  scared2:

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem  whistle: whistle: whistle:

How much had you drunk.......... rubschin: 
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:47:02 PM
I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational >:(

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails  scared2:

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem  whistle: whistle: whistle:

How much had you drunk.......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:        noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The towel stealers
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 04:38:09 AM
I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational >:(

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails  scared2:

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem  whistle: whistle: whistle:

How much had you drunk.......... rubschin:

 evil: