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Title: Glands
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2013, 02:21:51 PM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:25:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 02:21:51 PM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 02:45:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

Your Glans is more likely to be the problem in my experience....  whistle:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2013, 02:45:58 PM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 02:53:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 02:45:58 PM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2013, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

That's it, whisper reassurances in his ear
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: boogs on September 17, 2013, 03:06:57 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2013, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

That's it, whisper reassurances in his ear

 redface:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2013, 03:50:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2013, 02:45:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

Your Glans is more likely to be the problem in my experience....  whistle:

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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2013, 03:51:00 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2013, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

That's it, whisper reassurances in his ear

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
. . .No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:....

Well that would explain the erratic driving.   Probably best to put the truck at rest before letting the scalpel start its work
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: boogs on September 17, 2013, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
. . .No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:....

Well that would explain the erratic driving.   Probably best to put the truck at rest before letting the scalpel start its work

He/she is from Nottingham need I say more ... whistle:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 07:20:14 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
. . .No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:....

Well that would explain the erratic driving.   Probably best to put the truck at rest before letting the scalpel start its work

He/she is from Nottingham need I say more ... whistle:

Nick?  eeek:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2013, 07:25:29 PM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: boogs on September 17, 2013, 07:32:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 07:25:29 PM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 07:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 07:25:29 PM
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Glans...  noooo:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: tel on September 17, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Glands - nasty dangerous things.

Nearly killed me at 19 years old!
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 07:59:09 AM
Quote from: tel on September 17, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Glands - nasty dangerous things.

Nearly killed me at 19 years old!

"Gland Theft Auto"?





















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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2013, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 07:59:09 AM
Quote from: tel on September 17, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Glands - nasty dangerous things.

Nearly killed me at 19 years old!

"Gland Theft Auto"?





















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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2013, 08:31:42 AM
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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 09:35:18 AM
I am still in a bad mood  evil:
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: tel on September 18, 2013, 09:39:33 AM
I still have screwed up glands.
Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 18, 2013, 12:18:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 07:59:09 AM
Quote from: tel on September 17, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Glands - nasty dangerous things.

Nearly killed me at 19 years old!

"Gland Theft Auto"?





















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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: boogs on September 18, 2013, 02:29:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 07:59:09 AM
Quote from: tel on September 17, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Glands - nasty dangerous things.

Nearly killed me at 19 years old!

"Gland Theft Auto"?






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Title: Re: Glands
Post by: Just One More on September 18, 2013, 05:28:11 PM
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