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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on September 28, 2013, 03:55:56 PM
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SO I have something growing on my eye scared2:
Went to the quackter and he said it needed freezing off but a highly specialised job (to avoid blindness and such scared2:)
He offers to refer me and discloses that this may take "months" to sort out noooo:
I investigate private options and go to private clinic in Nottingham where, at first, they give me every indication they will do it on the spot (liquid nitrogen scared2:)
Private quackter looks at it for 2 seconds and declares it needs a speciaist and takes pics with his phone (7 seconds)
He shakes my hand and says there are forms to be completed
Pretty receptionist eyes: eyes: takes down my many particulars whistle:
Then demands £50 Angry9:
I point out several spelling errors on the forms (they can't spell medical or doctor's correctly ::))
I suggest, jokingly, a 10% discount for proofreading. Quackter overhears this, checks forms and agrees Shocked: Shocked:
I now wait for a referral. Could be next week :thumbsup:
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scared2:
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SO I have something growing on my eye scared2:
Went to the quackter and he said it needed freezing off but a highly specialised job (to avoid blindness and such scared2:)
He offers to refer me and discloses that this may take "months" to sort out noooo:
I investigate private options and go to private clinic in Nottingham where, at first, they give me every indication they will do it on the spot (liquid nitrogen scared2:)
Private quackter looks at it for 2 seconds and declares it needs a speciaist and takes pics with his phone (7 seconds)
He shakes my hand and says there are forms to be completed
Pretty receptionist eyes: eyes: takes down my many particulars whistle:
Then demands £50 Angry9:
I point out several spelling errors on the forms (they can't spell medical or doctor's correctly ::))
I suggest, jokingly, a 10% discount for proofreading. Quackter overhears this, checks forms and agrees Shocked: Shocked:
I now wait for a referral. Could be next week :thumbsup:
Excellent! lol: lol: lol:
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SO I have something growing on my eye scared2: . . .
The growth has another view. It suddenly found a Nick growing on itself and is very depressed about it.
(serious mode: hope it goes well)
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lol: lol: lol:
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This is the age of modern medicine, Nick would have a prosthetic to make him look his normal self...
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Pretty receptionist eyes: eyes: takes down my many particulars whistle:
Then demands £50 Angry9:
I suggest, jokingly, a 10% discount I now wait for a referral. Could be next week :thumbsup:
Hyson Green eyes:
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Pretty receptionist eyes: eyes: takes down my many particulars whistle:
Then demands £50 Angry9:
I suggest, jokingly, a 10% discount I now wait for a referral. Could be next week :thumbsup:
Hyson Green eyes:
Robson's brother?
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Pretty receptionist eyes: eyes: takes down my many particulars whistle:
Then demands £50 Angry9:
I suggest, jokingly, a 10% discount I now wait for a referral. Could be next week :thumbsup:
Hyson Green eyes:
Robson's brother?
Well known area redface:
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Pretty receptionist eyes: eyes: takes down my many particulars whistle:
Then demands £50 Angry9:
I suggest, jokingly, a 10% discount I now wait for a referral. Could be next week :thumbsup:
Hyson Green eyes:
Robson's brother?
Well known area redface:
OIC
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Well that was HORRID Shocked:
Quackter said that freezing was an option but that in my case it was better to CUT it out. Wiv a SCALPEL. From my eye eeek: Shocked:
He stuck a needle in first Shocked: then cut it Shocked: Then he did summat else where I could smell BURNING. ME BURNING Shocked:
He now says I will have a mahoosive black eye sad24:
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Well that was HORRID Shocked:
Quackter said that freezing was an option but that in my case it was better to CUT it out. Wiv a SCALPEL. From my eye eeek: Shocked:
He stuck a needle in first Shocked: then cut it Shocked: Then he did summat else where I could smell BURNING. ME BURNING Shocked:
He now says I will have a mahoosive black eye sad24:
Did you not pay...... rubschin:
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Only £150 :thumbsup: Shocked:
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NickSick
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I look like a zombie sad24:
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I look like a zombie sad24:
But you can see :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Out of one eye evil:
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Out of one eye evil:
scared2:
You are joking about just one aren't you
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It has all closed up now. noooo: Doc says I should put a towel on my pillow to catch the pus it will emit in the night sick2:
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It has all closed up now. noooo: Doc says I should put a towel on my pillow to catch the pus it will emit in the night sick2:
eeek: sick2: you need a hug from one of the lasses
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Tipsy and Miss D in their nurse uniforms you say? rubschin:
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or even out of them
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Not too soon, one wants to enjoy the unwrapping eyes: eyes: eyes:
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I look like a zombie sad24:
:-X
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cussing:
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I am not going to take the proverbial.... I think it sounds very unpleasant and painful scared2:
But I wouldn't worry about going out I am sure nobody will notice .... angel1
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I have to go to London on Tuesday to Chair a conference. I may have to buy an eye patch sad24:
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I have to go to London on Tuesday to Chair a conference. I may have to buy an eye patch sad24:
You are Johnny Kidd and I claim my £5.
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I have to go to London on Tuesday to Chair a conference. I may have to buy an eye patch sad24:
Nooo noooo: wear it like a badge of honour ... They will all be sitting there trying to figure out who hit you ;D You could give them a fantastic tale.. whistle:
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Well that was HORRID Shocked:
Quackter said that freezing was an option but that in my case it was better to CUT it out. Wiv a SCALPEL. From my eye eeek: Shocked:
He stuck a needle in first Shocked: then cut it Shocked: Then he did summat else where I could smell BURNING. ME BURNING Shocked:
He now says I will have a mahoosive black eye sad24:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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sad24: sad24: NickSick
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sad24: sad24: NickSick
happy100
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Not too soon, one wants to enjoy the unwrapping eyes: eyes: eyes:
::)
Eye Eye... like.
happy100
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Hurrah, the mahossive scab has dropped off like :thumbsup:
Might post a pic rubschin:
Might even frame the scab rubschin:
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Hurrah, the mahossive scab has dropped off like :thumbsup:
Might post a pic rubschin:
Might even frame the scab rubschin:
noooo: noooo:
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Hurrah, the mahossive scab has dropped off like :thumbsup:
Might post a pic rubschin:
Might even frame the scab rubschin:
One assumes that Nick will now be heard singing:
I can see clearly now the scab has gone . . . .
(Free ear worm courtesy of Ghost Enterprises plc)
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There's something very satisfying about a scab...
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:thumbsup:
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There's something very satisfying about a scab...
The Miners didn't think so.... noooo:
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Boom boom ( a la Basil Brush)
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There's something very satisfying about a scab...
The Miners didn't think so.... noooo:
drumroll:
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I could post it to Miss A for her collection :thumbsup:
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We could have it mounted
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It is mahoosive :thumbsup: