The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 09:27:23 AM
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The Boy, for some reason, has converted part of his room into a shop. Quite well done actually - displays, special offers, details of opening times on door, cash box and unctuous shopkeeper manner. Books are his main line, but there is a display of teddy bears.
We had The Twins here yesterday, mad as chimps and identical apart from just ONE freckle. Bit of a handful.
I noteiced that they had mastered the art of shoelace tying, something the Boy has so far failed to master, so I said that if they could teach him how to do it I would give them 50 p each. They disappeared off to the garden and came back with one pair of tennis shoes neatly tied. I said, "No, I want to see The Boy tying them himself". Half an hour later all three reappeared and The Boy ties the laces. I gave the twins 50 p each.
They all went upstairs and when they came down each of the twins was holding a book. They said that the boy had done a sales pitch on them and sold them the books for, er, 50p each!!
rubschin:
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The Boy, for some reason, has converted part of his room into a shop. Quite well done actually - displays, special offers, details of opening times on door, cash box and unctuous shopkeeper manner. Books are his main line, but there is a display of teddy bears.
We had The Twins here yesterday, mad as chimps and identical apart from just ONE freckle. Bit of a handful.
I noteiced that they had mastered the art of shoelace tying, something the Boy has so far failed to master, so I said that if they could teach him how to do it I would give them 50 p each. They disappeared off to the garden and came back with one pair of tennis shoes neatly tied. I said, "No, I want to see The Boy tying them himself". Half an hour later all three reappeared and The Boy ties the laces. I gave the twins 50 p each.
They all went upstairs and when they came down each of the twins was holding a book. They said that the boy had done a sales pitch on them and sold them the books for, er, 50p each!!
rubschin:
He'll be selling you time on your own computer next! point:
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If The Boy is shoelace challenged why don't you just buy him a pair of slip ons - you tight git ;D
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
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Most kids' shoes these days have Velcro fastening. I didn't get where I am in life without being able to tie my own shoelaces! Mind you, shoelace tying is accompanied by a lot more grunting than used to be the case confused:
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
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The Boy, for some reason, has converted part of his room into a shop. Quite well done actually - displays, special offers, details of opening times on door, cash box and unctuous shopkeeper manner. Books are his main line, but there is a display of teddy bears.
We had The Twins here yesterday, mad as chimps and identical apart from just ONE freckle. Bit of a handful.
I noteiced that they had mastered the art of shoelace tying, something the Boy has so far failed to master, so I said that if they could teach him how to do it I would give them 50 p each. They disappeared off to the garden and came back with one pair of tennis shoes neatly tied. I said, "No, I want to see The Boy tying them himself". Half an hour later all three reappeared and The Boy ties the laces. I gave the twins 50 p each.
They all went upstairs and when they came down each of the twins was holding a book. They said that the boy had done a sales pitch on them and sold them the books for, er, 50p each!!
rubschin:
He'll be selling you time on your own computer next! point:
He did try to flog Mrs Nick one of her own books the other day noooo:
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
He's prolly discovered your stash already... whistle:
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
Found him on facebook the other day. Pad in London, house in the country, villa in Spain, trophy wife. Makes me want to sick2: especially as I turned him down in the sixth form. Banghead
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
He's prolly discovered your stash already... whistle:
I was wondering where that catalogue had gone!
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If The Boy is shoelace challenged why don't you just buy him a pair of slip ons - you tight git ;D
Because all parents go through this and if you don't insist the kids end up lazy and unable/unwilling to perform even the simplest tasks.
In the days when I was in operational charge of several hundred Security Guards I was amazed at how few of the younger ones could even clean a pair of shoes.
Now I struggle to teach my children to spell, to add and subtract etc. "Why should we" they say "We've got computers now"
If you cannot perform the basics then the more difficult tasks will prove impossible. That is a lesson in life Banghead
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
Found him on facebook the other day. Pad in London, house in the country, villa in Spain, trophy wife. Makes me want to sick2: especially as I turned him down in the sixth form. Banghead
Ah but is he happy and would you want to live a life of luxury built off the profits of porn ?
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
Found him on facebook the other day. Pad in London, house in the country, villa in Spain, trophy wife. Makes me want to sick2: especially as I turned him down in the sixth form. Banghead
Ah but is he happy and would you want to live a life of luxury built off the profits of porn ?
Seems to be and yes I would! lol:
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
Found him on facebook the other day. Pad in London, house in the country, villa in Spain, trophy wife. Makes me want to sick2: especially as I turned him down in the sixth form. Banghead
Ah but is he happy and would you want to live a life of luxury built off the profits of porn ?
Seems to be and yes I would! lol:
Then do something about it ~ you're sitting on a potential fortune.
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eeek:
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
Found him on facebook the other day. Pad in London, house in the country, villa in Spain, trophy wife. Makes me want to sick2: especially as I turned him down in the sixth form. Banghead
Ah but is he happy and would you want to live a life of luxury built off the profits of porn ?
Seems to be and yes I would! lol:
Then do something about it ~ you're sitting on a potential fortune.
drumroll:
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Or velcro?
I envision great things for The Boy! I knew someone like him at school. He used to buy porn and sell the pages individually and would rake in three times what he spent on the mag in the first place.
Brilliant idea!!
Found him on facebook the other day. Pad in London, house in the country, villa in Spain, trophy wife. Makes me want to sick2: especially as I turned him down in the sixth form. Banghead
Ah but is he happy and would you want to live a life of luxury built off the profits of porn ?
Seems to be and yes I would! lol:
Then do something about it ~ you're sitting on a potential fortune.
drumroll:
I'd live on the profits someone else had built. I'm lazy and prostitution is far too much hard work.
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Is it?
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Is it?
So, I've heard. eeek:
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rubschin:
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I have just discovered, via an irate e mail, that The Boy is running some sort of donut supply racket on the local school buses Banghead
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Good lad! lol:
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It emerged as all this kids are getting to skool pumped up with excessive sugar Banghead
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It emerged as all this kids are getting to skool pumped up with excessive sugar Banghead
Healthier than cocaine.
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It seems his "clients" include some diabetics eeek:
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It seems his "clients" include some diabetics eeek:
And how is that his problem?
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It seems his "clients" include some diabetics eeek:
They should really know better then shouldn't they...
The Boy has a great future IMHO....
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There have been complaints Angry9:
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lol: I like that boy!
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lol: I like that boy!
Me too - he'll go far.
Fuck the complainers, what has he done wrong?
No more than the donut shop (or was it a bakers with a train set) where he bought his stock...
What happened to personal responsibility?
Nick, just make sure he cuts you in for 10% of future earnings... ;)
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I am wondering where got his start up capital from rubschin: It seems he goes into the local Tesco en route to school and buys stock from the "Reduced to Clear" shelf. The rest is history.....
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The Doughnut Franchise has been stopped by order of the skool. He calls me to say he is thinking of going busking with his saxophone to earn some cash doh:
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lol: lol: lol:
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We both know he will make a fortune noooo:
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We both know he will make a fortune noooo:
I told you to cut yourself in for 10%... whistle: