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Title: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 12:12:30 PM: Bastards evil:

It is what nurses say innit? "You will just feel a small prick"

Perhaps they have been talking to LL rubschin:

Any others. "Does it hurt when I press here?" Patient levitates evil:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 12:17:28 PM: Well what do you expect them to say? "This is going to hurt like hell" when they take blood or give an injection. noooo:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 12:18:25 PM: So why do they lie? evil:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 12:22:39 PM: Because the more you tense up the more it hurts, a good nurse or phlebotemist can stick a needle in without it hurting by distracting you at the same time.
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 12:29:22 PM: evil:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 12:51:20 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2013, 12:29:22 PM
evil:
evil: evil: seconded

They lie and so you never trust them again so you worry even when they tell you it's OK
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 12:54:24 PM: I once got an inflammation of the cartilage in my chest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tietze_syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tietze_syndrome)

It was agony sad24:

To confirm his diagnosis the doc poked me in the ribs. My screams had people running all through the hospital. evil:

He seemed really pleased that he was right cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 12:58:04 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2013, 12:54:24 PM
I once got an inflammation of the cartilage in my chest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tietze_syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tietze_syndrome)

It was agony sad24:

To confirm his diagnosis the doc poked me in the ribs. My screams had people running all through the hospital. evil:

He seemed really pleased that he was right cussing: cussing:
until you hunted him down, cut off all his limbs and burnt the rest to death on a stake?

Twas what he deserved after all
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 12:59:41 PM: They are all sadists who enjoy experimenting on us cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 02:12:25 PM: Shouldn't this be in the medical centre....? rubschin:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 02:14:17 PM: No, it is about lying bastards cussing:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 02:14:50 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2013, 12:59:41 PM
They are all sadists who enjoy experimenting on us cussing: cussing:

Call it a hunch but what did you say to piss her off beforehand? rubschin:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 02:15:16 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2013, 02:14:17 PM
No, it is about lying bastards cussing:

Lying medical bastards.... whistle:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 02:17:06 PM: Move it then you baldymong cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 02:18:09 PM: tee-daaaaah!
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 02:24:54 PM: You did not see eye to eye with them then eeek:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 02:26:16 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2013, 02:34:58 PM: Count your blessings Nick, he could have left you totally blind and then you couldn't see your ginger self in the mirror.

Oh...8)
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 03:18:08 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 04, 2013, 02:34:58 PM
Count your blessings Nick, he could have left you totally blind and then you couldn't see your ginger self in the mirror.

Oh...8)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 03:49:38 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fv4qpz1iqz%2FBe_A_Nurse.jpg&hash=f455c986c54265c71df667c0aaa413d9fcc5d7fb) (http://postimg.org/image/v4qpz1iqz/)
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2013, 03:56:48 PM: Playing in the Minema tonight? ::)
Title: Re: This may sting a bit and other medical understatements
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 05:11:09 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2013, 03:49:38 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fv4qpz1iqz%2FBe_A_Nurse.jpg&hash=f455c986c54265c71df667c0aaa413d9fcc5d7fb) (http://postimg.org/image/v4qpz1iqz/)
eeek:

lol: